Because the JCF can always use more innocuous discussion topics to keep it alive.

When playing bonus stages in JJ1, do you roll a lot? It's fast, but it does have the issue of somewhat crippling collisions with walls. Personally, I roll pretty much full-time and veer quickly to the left or right if there's an exit sign approaching. I crash into walls a lot more than I otherwise would, but I like to think that the added travel speed makes up for it, at least when not slowing down to navigate obstacles.