This is so old, I think I'll continue. ;p

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Kouma and his family went into his father's Carrotsmobile. They started speeding away. Unfortunately, speeding is illegal, so they got pulled over by a policeman who was talking about arresting a lizard and asking his fellow cop if hitting it with a spoon was the right action.

"The speed limit on this street is 5 MPH. You were doing 352 MPH. I'm going to put you in jail for 15 minutes."

They agreed hastily.

It took 20 minutes to get to the prison. After serving their hard time, they went to their new house.

A lizard was walking out with a spoon-shaped dent in his head. He was carrying a wall and talking to his leader Devan.

"I was supposed to get the wall, and that's all, right?"

"Yes," said Devan.

"Good."

As the lizard walked out mumbling about having to walk all the way there and then all the way back, Kouma noticed him.

"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING WITH OUR WALL?!?!" he shouted.

"Stealing it," the lizard said.

"Oh. That's fine with me," said Kouma slyly. The lizard let them pass. He was planning to dial 911 in the house. Walking in, he realized that his belongings had not yet arrived at his new house! That included his phone.

The lizard then escaped. He forgot, however, that the police - not the stupid one who had been fired because of lack of brain cells - were still escorting them back home.

"Rats."

This is more than a simple "darn" for a reptalion army member. This is a code word. Thousands of rats came to overtake the police. The lizard escaped safely.