Remove nails from Bench A.
Move Bench A over to Bench B.
Write "Join-a-quest today! Low rates, high adventure, fame and glory! Bring your own magic powers." on Bench A (or make Fawriel write it).
Turn Bench A on its side and lift it into the air a few feet above Bench B, so the words are right side up.
Support Bench A with Bookmark of Eternity.
Stand behind Bench B (after rejecting possibility of asking Araches to be a "booth babe").


The end result should look something like this:


[Words]

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