"I'll duel you!" Kovu stood up, striking a macho pose. Then the epic battle began, until...

"Hey...wait, isn't this story supposed to

be funny without epic swordfights and whatnot?" Kovu scrathed his head, dropping

his sword, and scowled at Kiku.

"Anyway...you killed my ()s! Now my revenge,

time to unleash my mega-army of semi-colons!

HAHAHAHAHA!"