Like this:







None of the rabbits who had previously been in it were there. They had all been replaced by evil looking donkeys who liked to change the JCF copyright sign. (I mean, really. Maximum fore shields?) Kovu, slightly freaked out, walked up to the donkey behind the counter



"Excuse me, are you the barentder?"



"No, I'm the bartender." said the donkey, correcting my bad spelling.



"Whatever. Can I have a drink?"



"I'm sure you can..."



"Arrgh!"



"You are a wonderful conversationalist. What type of drink would you like?"



"A liquid one, preferrably."



"Oh sorry, we're all out."



Kovu, angry, got out the whip and smacked the table with it. The donkey donkey-kicked him out the door (which was already broken) and scrubbed a glass. Ducky and SlaYer, meanwhile, sat on weird movie theatre like chairs, eating popcorn that had appeared from nowhere and watching a wall. This new Tavern was bad for your sanity. Then Wakeman walked up to Ducky. (I just know I'm going to get in trouble for this)



"Hello, I'm Wakeman. I like updating things late."



"Do you know why all these donkeys are here?"



"They taste just like chicken!"



"Ewwww."



"I know you are but what am I?!?"



"Look. Can you help us get the old War Tavern back?"



"Sure! Look, the latest incarnation of the BoX!"



Wakeman then went to work in McDonalds and was never seen in the War Tavern (Well, either one, really) again. That left three questions. WHY the Tavern was like this, WHEN they would get back to the normal one and WHAT Kovu was doing outside making him not come back in?