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Strato lead his troops down the forest path until he came across a small town. Technologically wise it was about the equivilent of back at home. Strato came to a large gate. A watch tower yelled in a long dead language "Bonjour, votre fromage est tout Ã(-) fait grand mais votre truite est celle du mal. Vous pouvez entrer si vous prenez 16 carottes." the gaurd said holding out a bag of carrots. Strato took a random amount counting out 16 in his hand. The gaurd opened the massive iron gate.

Strato stood on the motorized pathway, as he wound around the area he came to a throne room. Sitting in a large chair there was a 20 foot tall Frog. "Bonjour, vous aiment quelques conserves au vinaigre ? Mon profil est fâché, ainsi nous devons rejoice!!!1 j'avoir beaucoup d'un travail pour vous mais d'abord vous devez tuer Xion. Je vous donnerai $3.50. Je joindrai votre cause si vous me donnez une chèvre espagnole." It uttered.

TO BE CONTINUED!