Use several Randomtacklemanashackles on the door.

You can not fight the door because it is too good for you.

Sleep.
and pageclaim.

Ask the door politely if it let the party out.

If that doesn't work, have Araches cyber the door.

-ThO

Originally Posted by RoW_Odin314

have Araches cyber the door.

Now you're thinkin.

Are there any cracks around the edges of the door?

I was thinking that we could:
Check to see how hard the CrazyT is by smashing it against the floor
If CrazyT is hard- stuff into crack in door
Leetzan: Summon rusty iron bat
Araches: Cast Bloodlust on Faw
Faw: Whack CrazyT through crack in door with rusty iron bat

If this works properly, the door will fall off its hinges =D

The CrazyT appears to be massless and have no signifigant density. You aren't quite sure how it works. And no, the door does not want to cyber.

...Rape the door

Cast: Fooruman: Freeze Timer.
Use: Ballista Kit Parts 1-3 to assemble Ballista.
Search: Heavest book.
Fire: Book @ door using Ballista.

OMG I'M SO SMART NOT XP

For the record, Freeze Timer works until dispelled. Or you click your heels together three times and say "there's no place like ten feet over in that general direction".

You and L33tz4n assemble the Ballista. It includes four arrows, but it's missing the main screw that holds it all together. Evil marketing schemes.

Intentory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Leprechaun Foot
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Zodiac, Evil Doll
-Ballista
-Gem
-Spring
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)

Straighten Spring
Use Spring for Main Bolt
USE BALLISTA

The spring is too thin and weak to be the main bolt.

Use the Thirdnote for the screw.

The thirdnote is too large and scary to fit.

See if the Thridnote has a screw in it that fits in Ballista.

The thirdnote can not be disassembled. It is too great of a power.

Action: Look for a sux spell that has something to do with making screws appear or making things work
Action: Make a campfire and play charades with party to boost morale.

As Fooruman looks through the tomes for a useful spell, Araches points out that making a campfire in a closed room is kind of stupid.

Ok, ok, ok, just trying to add a nice, warm, friendly fire to play charades near =(

Action: Play charades to boost party morale (without the fire =( =( =( )

Araches is too pessimistic to feel like starting a charades game.

Check the Sux Spellbooks for "Summon Bolt"

Play a game of Charades without Araches or a fire.

Fooruman is currently looking for the spell. How do you wish to start the charades game?

Do the worm.

Action: Make Faw start.

You drop on the ground and flop around.
"A fish?" L33tz4n guesses.
"A table?" Fawriel guesses.
"An idiot?" Araches says, possibly without a question mark.

Burrow into the ground and live the rest of your life as a worm.

The floor is stone, preventing your evil plans.

Action: Complement L33tz4n for getting it right
Action: Complement Faw on almost getting it right
Action: Complement Araches.

You do that and all awkwardly stare at each other.

Action: Ask anyone if they would like to volunteer for a charades game
Action: Ask Fooruman if he has found a spell yet

Control: Faw
Do: The monkey. j/k
Help Fooruman search.

Foourman has not yet found a spell, and nobody wants to volunteer.

Action: Ask party if they would rather play charades or look for a spell.

Your party replies that they would rather look for a spell and begin looking through the books.

Search: Books: Summon Bolt

You mean Summon SCREW. I think.
Search for books on how to summon hardware.

After a sleepless night of reading, all you have found is "Melt Screwdriver". Fooruman, Shuriken, and Araches are still looking. L33tz4n is asleep on a book. You don't know where Fawriel is.

Say: "Hey, Faw! We are you?"
Look under the "S" section of the library.

Check: Summons