--------Chapter 1---------

Ninja was a violent ninja. One night, he saw a person with an apple that looked tasty. He wanted the apple. He kindly asked the person for it, but the person refused, "No. It's my apple and I payed good money and worked hard for it." Ninja decided to ask again, but getting the same results pulled out a chainsaw. The buzzing sounds and screams echoed through the night. Ninja took the apple, and walked towards the temple of the far north.

Ninja got to the temple, and asked of the supreme master deluxe 2.0, "What will my quest be, master?"
The master replied it will be to use the apple to stick someone with.
Ninja accepted, and got a partner named Slayo.

"We much apple someones sticky!"
"Onward!"

Ninja and Slayo walked towards the town of gruntzville. Opening a persons door, they found a 4 year old child.

"May we apple your sticky?"
"why?!?!?!"
"It's our mission, kid. ;-)"
"no!!! mommy!!!"

Sighing, they walked to the next house. A 14 year old who looked like a 7 year old stepped out. "hi, frends. ;)"
"Hello. We come to stick someone apple. Will you be willing to come with us?"
"Yes, that is of good idea. ;) Let`s of go fetch mine apple from cupbord! ;D"

"No, we already have one, no need."
"Okay, that is of good! Let`s go! ;)"
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You can sign up if you want, btw. This is going to be my first serious story in the war tavern.

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o_O

Erm, why do I get the impression that Gruntzville is the Gruntz Forum?

Meh, I wouldn't mind signing up. You can use Acid. You can make him human if you want, but he keeps his rocket launcher no matter what. And if Acid's in, you must also include TEH GREAT CHEESE!!!11!1!!11!!!

*Insert the first line of Piccolo's signature here*

That goes you not on!

...help me... my IQ... is falling like a sack of bricks...

That one made it into my sig.

------Chapter 2------

Ninja drove into a gas station with SlaYo. He pulled out his chainsaw and cut open a gas pipe. Then, he filled his chainsaw up. Realizing there was gas coming out from everywhere, and he would have to pay for it, he walked into the store.

"Hello. I seem to have chainsawed open your gas pipe."
"I'LL CHAINSAW YOUR GAS PIPE, YOU SON OF A..."

Ninja pulled out his apple and stuck the storeowner's apple. As the storeowner screamed, Ninja grasped the true power of the apple! Enlightened by gruntz, powered by sticky, Ninja felt invincible!

FUN!

Feel free to add me in anytime. Lol Funny story, I await chapter 3

The mighty apple powered by sticky!

I'd think Foo would fit in very well for this story.

Erm, but the second chapter was a little short, yeah. Try for more than 3 paragraphs.

Oh yeah, at one point, somebody should yell "mpbrassknucklez!" and a pair of gauntletz will fall out of the sky.

Originally Posted by acid

I'd think Foo would fit in very well for this story.

No, Foo is far too intelligent.


This story is great. I'm betting some big company is going to pay you millions for rights to make a movie of it.

Originally Posted by Radium

That one made it into my sig.

You lie.

It was in his sig for a few hours, 4I.

----Chapter 3----

Ninja saw Acid in the distance! He ran towards him and told him his quest. Acid glady said he would help and he pulled out his rubber ducky and prepared to use it against the dark, dark forces of the uncleansed, unholy world.

Blackraptor walked into the group unnoticed, and decided to help them.

Ninja saw a hamster.

Acid threw his rubber duck at it mortally wounding it! Blackraptor sat on it!

Ninja gained 2323 xp
SlaYo gained 2323 xp
Blackraptor gained 2323 xp
Acid gained 2323 xp

Acid got 2x ammo for his rocket launcher!
Ninja got 1 shotgun!

Ninja leveled up!
SlaYo leveled up!

Ninja ran towards someone!
"TIME TO APPLE YOUR STICKY, KID! "
Ninja stuck the persons sticky and was enlightened! He had gained more power, and begun to understand the true force of the apple! The little kid who had came with them, but had not fought said, "I am no apple carry on. ;-( I had bean seriously wounded! I am still bann`t!"
"Please, return to my house! There you will find mine apple."

And with that, drew his last breath.
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This story is getting sad, so please, unless you can take it, stay out. ;(

Originally Posted by Ninja

It was in his sig for a few hours, 4I.

It fell out when the forums moved, I may put it back in later. Actually, I won't.

I'll apple your sticky. Never underestimate the power of them rubber duckies.


Haha. Good call Ninja.

Why did the poor little kid with no character development have to die??? HE WAS TEH BEST CHARACTER!

Quack Quack

This story is really reg ;)

Weeping over the loss of the kid, Ninja returned to the kids house to pay his respect. Upon opening the door, the kids apple fell upon the floor in front of him. He picked it up and put it in the kids mouth to hold it for now. By mistake he stuck the kid! The kid glowed white an was resurrected!

"i am of the back, frends. "
"1337 h4><0r j00r b0><0rz 0m6!!!1"
"of what the hell do you mean, kids? "
"We mean it's good that you're back. But now, to pay tribute to the gods, we will have to make a sacrifice of someone."
"Hey, there's a kid over there."
"Hand me my leadpipe."

In a few minutes, they had paid their tributes, and were on their way again! This time, with the illition kid back!

It's wonderful.

The lack of plot in this story makes me want to take a brick to someone's face.

Originally Posted by 4I Falcon

The lack of plot in this story makes me want to take a brick to someone's face.

A brick? Why not an apple? This is the best story i've read yet, having no plot makes it better because ANYTHING can happen next, just like a story i wrote in my english class!

This is simply FASCINATING.

Ninja found someone and whacked him for a few hours with a lead pipe. Then, stabbed his back, paralyzed him, then poured acid in his ear, disolving his brain slowly. Smiling, after he was done, appled the persons sticky.

Ninja has turned evil! What kind of story is this? It has an evil main character

*shakes head pityingly*
You can't solve society's problems with violence, Ninja. How many times must we tell you that?

You much torture someone and apple them sticky to solve problems, Copper!

Ninja, how and why did you pour me into that random persons ear? And how did I dissolve his brain? I AM NOT THAT BORING!

Originally Posted by acid

Ninja, how and why did you pour me into that random persons ear? And how did I dissolve his brain? I AM NOT THAT BORING!

*nods*

Rofl XD

I sat on a hamster =P =D

MORE! >)

"SlaYo, we much apple kill lemmings! If no, they will commit suicide and go to hell! Suicide is much sin. ;("
"We much get flamethrowers. ;)"

They found the lemmings jumping off a cliff. They started to shoot the lemmings with their flamethrowers. The lemmings burned very quickly, and NinjA and SlaYo were quite happy. ;)

But the anti-gruntz army was marching towards gruntzville to take over the gruntz! Our heroes did not know this yet! The anti-gruntz kilt acid because he smarted off at NinjA.

NinjA was perfectly happy about this! He appled Acid's sticky, and was on his way. NinjA loaded his gun, and shot a few people on his way to gruntzville, appling there sticky.

He got to gruntzville, and saw the army approaching. "We much warn them!" SlaYo ran ahead, naked. (That was the secret sign.)

NinjA loaded a trout and moved downwards. "SlaYo, catch!"

He threw the trout at SlaYo and SlaYo shot random members of the army. But then, they got a secret headquarters warning! They were beamed up!

"hello, frends. ;D"
"What is of the happened to us? :-#"
"i is beemed you up to see mine new level ! ;)"

He warped them into it...

"Dawn of Kid`s !"

Our heroes hopped down, and killed the turtle.
The level ended.
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"Kids, you much of find me new microphone ! Mine is of small and bad quality ! I can not of talk to mine frends on the AIM ! adkshfskdhfakshdfasdf <--- That is mad ! :-#" said the commander of gruntz ship. "Bjarnigrunt, you have been brave to make it this far, frend. ;)"
"Thanks, frend !" replied Bjarni. "We the accept this quest for microphone ! Then you can of talk to frends on AIM ! ;)"

The quest begun!

They walked into Best Buy.

"Hey, how much are microphones? Big kinds with high quality."
"Mmmm, $20-$120. Want to take a look?"
"Ok, that will of be good. ;)"

The man walked towards the meat freezer.

"Of why are we going here ? This is no make`s sense ! I is hate thing`s that no maek sense ! Why is of no mine apple ? I HATE NO MAKE SENSE THING`S!!! AKSDFHKASHDF I AM MAD :-# !"

"No, I just have to get my lunch from here first. Ok, follow me."

They walked into the microphone section, picked one out, killed the man, stole the microphone, and headed back to the ship.

"Kid, we is of got you`r new microphone !"
"thanks, frend ;D"
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I would like to add one of my characters: A homeless guy named Bob who sells toothpicks, making enough money to occasionally buy planets.

*bashes head against wall*
This ... is ... too much ... for ... me to ... assimilate ....

Hey, has anyone else noticed that although Ninja spells most words right, they're kind of scrambled? This takes skillz.

Coppertop, I spell some of the words such as "You`r" like that, because that is how I want them to be spelled, because this is trying to be Bjarni-like.

In no way does this make me a face of the eggs of apple no stickys, kid`s ! ;=(

I detect that you made fun of gruntz in the last chapter.

I DUCKY SHALL STICKY YOU'R APPLE!!!!1111!!111!1

ninja cut someones throat out and laughed

That was the most moving chapter yet.

*cries*

ROFL
... what?

What happend to me? Did I suddenly disappear in the story? >(!1!111111

Originally Posted by Blackraptor

What happend to me? Did I suddenly disappear in the story? >(!1!111111

Originally Posted by Ninja

ninja cut someones throat out and laughed

I bet I know who this "someone" was.