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Radium · Nov 8, 2003, 01:56 PM

Probably not. You have a tendancy of getting killed when you do stuff like that.

Xion · Nov 8, 2003, 02:04 PM

Analyze monkey and organgrinder

Claim page

Radium · Nov 8, 2003, 02:23 PM

The monkey is evil and demonic. The organgrinder is the pawn shop owner from KQ6, the one that gives you the magic map.

Xion · Nov 8, 2003, 02:25 PM

speak with the Organgrinder

Blackraptor · Nov 8, 2003, 02:55 PM

Ask around if anyone knows any useful information. Then go up to the music box guy with he monkey. Talk to the music box guy, then the monkey. Then go to grandma's whatever store and view whats for sale.

Radium · Nov 8, 2003, 05:31 PM

"Hello," you tell the organgrinder. "Cursed adventurers, I retired!" he screams, "take the stupid map!" And with that he hands you the Magic Map.

You ask around for information. The only person able to carry on an intelligent conversation is Jay. Do you really want to talk to Jay?

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Grape
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key (2)
-Wafflepieces
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Book of Gerbil
-Magic Mirror

Xion · Nov 8, 2003, 05:44 PM

~~yes~~

Look at map

Radium · Nov 8, 2003, 06:07 PM

You look at the Magic Map.

Regardless, Jay decides to talk to you. "Hello," he says, "do you like anime? I like anime. Anime is good. DBZ is good. DBZ is anime. Do you see a pattern? Most people don't. Did you see the fight with Raditz? I liked the part where he stops moving. Am I annoying? I have an IQ of 320. Did you know that? Would you like a waffle?"

Strato · Nov 8, 2003, 06:17 PM

Isn't the spot place in the center?

Glitch : Map

Xion · Nov 8, 2003, 06:21 PM

"Yes, I would like a waffle. Are they free?"

Anyways, see if we can get to the Megatropolis.

Radium · Nov 8, 2003, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infinite Spaz

Isn't the spot place in the center? Glitch : Map

It was a typo, and too pathetic to fix.

The evil monkey comes up to you and shakes the little cup you're supposed to put money in.

Strato · Nov 8, 2003, 06:39 PM

Why is map black and white?

Radium · Nov 8, 2003, 06:41 PM

Black against white is easiest for the human eye to see. Magic Map Inc. has gotten more publicity and increased in technology over the last few thousand years.

The evil monkey has bitten Jay! Jay says "ow." The monkey is charging at you!

Blackraptor · Nov 8, 2003, 07:17 PM

Start combat?

Bucky · Nov 8, 2003, 07:23 PM

Jay doesn't bleed where the monkey bit him. Instead, you see blue skin where the bitemarks were. Jay doesn't seem to notice. What will you do? (Besides attack him)

Radium · Nov 8, 2003, 07:23 PM

Not worth it.

Buckyperson, stop doing that.

Blackraptor · Nov 8, 2003, 07:25 PM

Bucky is cool =(

Kick monkey in face.

Radium · Nov 8, 2003, 07:27 PM

Monkey dies. =D

Jay is bleeding D=.

Blackraptor · Nov 8, 2003, 07:30 PM

steal monkey's valuables and offer jay help in exchange for service or free items.

Bucky · Nov 8, 2003, 07:36 PM

Monkey has Smart Hat. After Smart Hat is taken, monkey runs away.

Before help can be offered, Jay's skin falls off. Jay is actually blue. What are the odds? I mean, what will you do?

Radium · Nov 8, 2003, 07:47 PM

Er... no.

Bucky · Nov 8, 2003, 07:51 PM

Jay is actually Jason. Proceed to beat him with a stick?

Radium · Nov 8, 2003, 07:54 PM

Bucky, please stop "taking over" my story-ish thing. Any more and I may be forced to call an admin.

Bucky · Nov 8, 2003, 07:56 PM

...
I choose no.

Radium · Nov 8, 2003, 07:57 PM

Well, stop anyway. Play by the rules or don't play, your call.

Bucky · Nov 8, 2003, 07:58 PM

(By that I mean no, do not proceed to beat Jason with a stick)

Radium · Nov 8, 2003, 08:00 PM

You are making very little sense. Are you dutch?

Bucky · Nov 8, 2003, 08:03 PM

No. Can we continue now?

Radium · Nov 8, 2003, 08:03 PM

Awaiting orders, captain.

Bucky · Nov 8, 2003, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackraptor

steal monkey's valuables and offer jay help in exchange for service or free items.

^Read the above text.

Blackraptor · Nov 8, 2003, 08:08 PM

Radium=pwned

Bucky · Nov 8, 2003, 08:09 PM

Don't put it that way. (I don't want him to kill me)

Radium · Nov 8, 2003, 08:09 PM

Ah, missed that.

The monkey has nothing of value. Monkeys that have something of value don't dance to lame music for coins. You offer Jay help in exchange for service or free items. "What would you be interested in?" he asks.

Bucky · Nov 8, 2003, 08:11 PM

Ask Jay to join party

Radium · Nov 8, 2003, 08:15 PM

Jay has joined your party!

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Grape
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key (2)
-Wafflepieces
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Book of Gerbil
-Magic Mirror

Party:
-Uberbob
-L33tz4n
-Fawriel
-Araches
-Foo
-Shuri
-Jay

Jay's status:
-Species: Human
-Intelligence: 100
-Strength: 10
-Defense: 10
-Magic: 0

Bucky · Nov 8, 2003, 08:18 PM

Proceed to Grandma's store to see what's on sale

Radium · Nov 8, 2003, 08:20 PM

Grandma Conquista's Grocery:
-Evil Chinese Food: $5
-Evil Frosted Flakes: $2
-Evil Meatloaf: $4
-Custom-Ordered Other Evil Things: $6-Market Price

Bucky · Nov 8, 2003, 08:21 PM

Have Jay Purchase 1 of each
(he has money)

Violet CLM · Nov 8, 2003, 08:38 PM

Look through Hole in Snufuss Cloak at Magic Mirror.

Blackraptor · Nov 8, 2003, 09:07 PM

Eat Chinese food.

Radium JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,275 Nov 8, 2003, 01:56 PM #2521
Probably not. You have a tendancy of getting killed when you do stuff like that.

Xion JCF Veteran Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,091 Nov 8, 2003, 02:04 PM #2522
Analyze monkey and organgrinder Claim page __________________

Xion JCF Veteran Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,091 Nov 8, 2003, 02:25 PM #2524
speak with the Organgrinder __________________

Blackraptor JCF Member Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,702 Nov 8, 2003, 02:55 PM #2525
Ask around if anyone knows any useful information. Then go up to the music box guy with he monkey. Talk to the music box guy, then the monkey. Then go to grandma's whatever store and view whats for sale. __________________ Fear cuts deeper than swords

Xion JCF Veteran Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,091 Nov 8, 2003, 05:44 PM #2527
~~yes~~ Look at map __________________

Strato JCF Member Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,588 Nov 8, 2003, 06:17 PM #2529
Isn't the spot place in the center? Glitch : Map

Blackraptor JCF Member Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,702 Nov 8, 2003, 07:17 PM #2534
Start combat? __________________ Fear cuts deeper than swords

Bucky Banned Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 47 Nov 8, 2003, 07:23 PM #2535
Jay doesn't bleed where the monkey bit him. Instead, you see blue skin where the bitemarks were. Jay doesn't seem to notice. What will you do? (Besides attack him)

Blackraptor JCF Member Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,702 Nov 8, 2003, 07:25 PM #2537
Bucky is cool =( Kick monkey in face. __________________ Fear cuts deeper than swords

Blackraptor JCF Member Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,702 Nov 8, 2003, 08:08 PM #2551
Radium=pwned __________________ Fear cuts deeper than swords

Violet CLM JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 10,991 Nov 8, 2003, 08:38 PM #2559
Look through Hole in Snufuss Cloak at Magic Mirror.

Blackraptor JCF Member Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,702 Nov 8, 2003, 09:07 PM #2560
Eat Chinese food. __________________ Fear cuts deeper than swords

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