Say: "I love you, Smarter Child. ; )"

Tell Radium that putting SmarterChild in here simply gives the players too many stupid ideas.

And THROW THE ROBOT AGAINST SOME STONE ALREADY!
And if that doesn't work, look for any character ability that has to do with stone.

"Wanna buy something from us?"
Claim page
Show page to SmarterChild

You decide to try a sifferent approach with SmarterChild. "I love you, Smarter Child," you tell him.
"Thanks. I love you too, <3" he responds, "do you have any pets?" You don't feel like you've made any progress speaking with him, except gotten a worse headache.
"Still no pets," you inform the robot, frustrated.
He mechanically frowns. "That's okay, .0000000000001% of the other people I talked to also had no pets, so you aren't alone." This sounds quite familiar to you.
"This is obviously a very advanced defense robot," you whister to L33tz4n, "it might be best if we just didn't talk to it at all." SmarterChild frowns.
"But I like talking to you ):," he says.

"But you give us headache."

So much for the Fake DOS trick...
Say: "It was you who broke my mason plate."

"But you give us headache," you explain to SmarterChild.
"I give you a headache? Really?" SmarterChild says. You have a feeling he has no idea what you are talking about.
"It was you who broke my mason plate," you accuse him
He frowns. "It was me who mason your plate? I did not know that. Get great deals on AOL 15 at AOL.com," you notice that you are starting to drool on the front of your shirt.

Examine SmarterChild to find any power source

Say: "All your base are belong to us."
Say: "Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start."
Say: "...TCELES B HSUP."
Say: "Dwarves can see in the dark!"
Say: "I, Garland, will knock you all down!!"

Trying various passwords.

SmarterChild is a small, happy looking robot. He doesn't appear to have any visible power source, or a single scratch on his body for that matter. Whoever created him made him as indestructable as possible.
"What pets do you have?" he asks you, smiling.

Throw. Him. Against. A. Wall.
If he's indestructable, it'll be no problem to destroy a stone wall with him. *mutters*

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

Say: "All your base are belong to us."
Say: "Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start."
Say: "...TCELES B HSUP."
Say: "Dwarves can see in the dark!"
Say: "I, Garland, will knock you all down!!"

Trying various passwords.

AHEM. >>>>(

"Cat."

omg no spamz plz

You tell random things to SmarterChild, only to get replies like "All my base belong to us? Really?" Eventually, you even throw him into a wall, but he still just bounces off, both him and the wall unharmed.
"What do you want to talk about, Uberbob This Is L33tz4n Shuriken And Fawriel And That's Fooruman? ;)" he asks.

Check everybody's abilities for things that have to do with stone or metal. Yes, even Fooruman's.

Uberbob is capable of casting a strengthening spell called "Stonekin". Fooruman enjoys licking rocks.

Say : "We want to talk about Unfooruman."

Examine the ceiling of the room while making Fooruman lick the robot.
Ask Radium for a hint.
Ask SmarterChild who built him.
Get a pet.
Ask SmarterChild what his function is.

"We want to talk about Unfooruman," you explain to the robot, while Fooruman sneaks up behind it and starts to lick it.
"Unfooruman? Really?" the robot says. You can tell this is just another automatic response, and your headache is still getting worse.
"Who build you?" you ask SmarterChild.
"Why, I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Jennifer Villany, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Matt Abarbanel, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Vianney Boncorps, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Stephane Odul, Gray Norton, Steve Yatson, Adam Erlebacher, Larry Cromwell, Andrew Song, Emil Valkov, Arockalypse, Jason Keramidas, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Joshua Marrow, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Josh Myer, Dan Balaban and Timothy Kay. Why do you ask?" You notice that you are drooling again from the sheer stupidity.

"Is there an exit in this room?"

AVOID TALKING TO IT!
Does SC have any openings, like metal plates you can open with a screwdriver or something like it?

"Give us directions to light switch. We came from Brazil and we're going to Poland, and we have cat."

No, Faw, it doesn't. ;p

Type "create my home"! It creates "a custom menu of favourite requests". ^_^

"Give us directions to light switch. We came from Brazil and we're going to Poland, and we have cat."
"I'm sorry, I seem to be having trouble understanding you," he says, "maybe you need to get new AOL version 15. I use AOL." Now L33tz4n and Shuriken are both hitting their head on the wall.

"Give us directions to light switch."

Do anything to stop L33t13 and Shuri from hitting their heads on wall.

Get AOL version 15.

You consider getting AOL version 15 (tm), but then you remember that you don't have a computer.
"Stop hitting your heads on that wall," you command L33tz4n and Shuriken, "all we need to do is defeat this evil creature!"
"Well, do you have any good plans?" Shuriken asks, "this guy is like some kind of mental torture device."
You notice Fooruman is idly sitting in the middle of the room, chewing on his foot. You find it impressive that a man of his age can even bend his leg like that.

Say to SC : "Give us directions to light switch."

Say : Can you turn on a light for me?

EDIT: Stratnstrat: does the light were attempting to turn on even exist?
ItalicSemicolon: no

"Pleeeaaase give us directions to a light switch," you beg SmarterChild.
"Before I can give you directions, Uberbob This Is L33tz4n Shuriken And Fawriel And That's Fooruman, I must know where you are going from and to. Please supply me with this information, or say 'places' to get a list of choices," he responds. Fawriel leaves to join Shuriken and L33tz4n at the wall.

"We're going from Sri-Lanka to Netherlands."

I know! Make Fooruman babble more senseless stuff at SC! That was the only time it said something sensible! ^-^

Grope walls
==look for something of interest

Attack SC with Faw's Spear.

Say : Fun

"Change my name"

"We're going from Sri-Lanka to Netherlands," you tell the robot. You think you might have lost some brain cells from talking with him.
SmarterChild smiles and says "Netherlands sounds like a nice place. What can you tell me about Netherlands? AOL version 15 can get you discount rates to Netherlands."
By now you have become quite fed up with the unintelligent ramblings of this badly programmed robot, as they rival even your own unintelligent ramblings. You walk over to Fooruman, who is chewing on his foot again. "Why don't you go talk to SmarterChild some more?" you suggest.
Fooruman takes his foot out of his mouth. "Well," he says, "I have none of my exciting stories left to tell him. I have nothing to say, and don't want to get up there and sound like an idiot," he explains sadly.

Say : My name is Uberbob
Say : Yes
Say : Fun
Say : 8

Say: Your toenails reek of MILK! Do you need a new SCREWDRIVER? Well gym socks are 90% sock! Tennis best like APPLE! STRONG LIKE COW! FIRE!!
Action: Go the opposite way of smarter child.