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Jul 12, 2004, 01:24 PM
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Busy with something. 'Ll be back in a while, I promise!
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I hope so.

I claim the page so.
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Rad beat you to it. >=D
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No. I posted that way before he finished editing his post. Rad types SLOW.
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That's cause he's so busy. Perhaps you could each keep half a page?
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I remember sometimes watching him replying to the Pre-Win 3.1 days on the 'who's online' list. And waiting for 5 minutes. And then, when he finished, see his post is 1 sentance long.
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Like I said, busy.

While we're on the subject of Pre-Win 3.1, what was your favorite part of that thread? The Pandora Puzzle cracked me up. XD
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I enjoyed fight with Solstice. Anyway, I would like to know who solved the puzzle with four pillars.
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Winter was a team effort between me, Strato and Vio, but I was the one to eventually get the winter. I will edit this post once I find the others, k?
Vio was the one to think up what summer was, and Xion was the one to get it.
I was the one to think up a fall, not that it was too hard. Oh, and later I asked Radium what fall was suppost to be. Excuse the formatting; I got bored.

rspss 270 (6:26:17 PM): hey, Rad?
ItalicSemicolon (6:26:22 PM): Yes?
rspss 270 (6:26:36 PM): what should fall have been in the
puzzel?
rspss 270 (6:26:47 PM): had you not decided to let us fall
over the pillar
ItalicSemicolon (6:26:58 PM): Pour water on the pillar.
rspss 270 (6:27:03 PM): oh
rspss 270 (6:27:20 PM): not too much different
ItalicSemicolon (6:27:51 PM): It would've been a noun.
rspss 270 (6:28:18 PM): but in this case it is a noun also
ItalicSemicolon (6:28:27 PM): It was a verb
rspss 270 (6:28:35 PM): to take a fall is a phrase, I believe
rspss 270 (6:28:43 PM): and in that case it is a noun
ItalicSemicolon (6:28:53 PM): Okay. You win.
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Yes, but did only placing them on correct pillars opened hole in ground?
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Yeah... why did you ask?
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Just because.
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*ahem*

I was the main driving force in the pillar puzzle...if it wasn't for me, we wouldn't have come across the idea of the fact that it stood for the four seasons, and the spring was a given to be honest, and the fall was my origional idea. Summer I think I did too, with the calculator, and Winter was all VIERA's doing.
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You didn't do a single thing about winter. You didn't know what the CrazyT did till I told you, and I was the one who eventually got the winter, not you. You just were the one to put him in place while I was away.
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okay fine then...

It's Risp that got winter, not me VIERA.


Actually, even when you explained it I had no clue what to do with it.
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so...I'm guessing that uberbob is dead?
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No, not YEt.
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control: Uberbob
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Punch Xion in the face for trying to harm helpless rp characters..
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And the once great thread died. I'd get a nice quote an recite it here, but I'm a bit too lazy.
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Quote:
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Rising over the buried dungeons in that god-forsaken wilderness, a solitary tower, like some monument to Evil, is all that remains.
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*thwaps tail impatiently* We're waiting.
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*thwaps tail impatiently*
Never do that again.

I'll update tomorrow. JCF was down today.
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Never do that again.

I'll update tomorrow. JCF was down today.
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It was, though.
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if it was down yesterday, how come there were posts yesterday? He could have made the posts then instead of giving us another BS reason on why he won't post.
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It was down yesterday until around the time Radium goes to bed. Not all that practical.
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Point of View (POV) = Shuriken.

After about twenty minutes of pacing back and forth, conversing enthusiastically with the wall, and asking the most clueless of your allies for advice, Uberbob finally comes to his conclusion. "L33tz4n and that other person... Shuri-something or whoever... will go." He probably means you, being the only Shuri-something. Then again, it could always be some figment of his imagination he's talking about. Or a name he thought up for something. Regardless, it looks like you're going into Unfooruman's lair and can't do anything about it. Well, you could just kill the rest of the party and make a run for it, but at this point even you are quite curious what lies within this fortress.
Of course, having to take the snake girl along isn't something you cherish either. No doubt you'll have to drag her up staircases and stuff the whole time; handicapped accessibility doesn't seem to be a requirement for evil lairs. Despite the consequences, you can see the logic in bringing her along, mainly her summoning skills.
You find the concept of summoning quite illogical in itself, actually. Summoning something like an elemental is one thing, but as of late there have been mages, trained soldiers, and even historical figures just popping out of thin air, and you're starting to wonder where they all come from. Moreso, why the first thing that ask isn't "where the heck am I?" The only logical explanation would be that somewhere there is a place filled with people waiting to be summoned, and that seems equally illogical. You figure you could always just ask L33tz4n later. She is already on the other side of the lasers, still slightly semitransparent from the Middenite.
You kick some dirt into the air so the lasers are visible. Pouring the last of the Middenite over your body, you quickly run across to where L33tz4n is standing. The small red lines bend around your body without setting anything off. Sighing with relief, you, L33tz4n, and Fooruman continue walking down the twisting hallway, careful to constantly kick up more dust in case of more lasers.
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Hold it. I thought there was only enough Meddenite for two people...O_o
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"Yeah," you say to the wizard, confused, "what are you doing here?"
He throws his arms up as if telling a great story. "You would not believe it; after the dust went away, it was like the red bars were gone! I'm betting that they were some sort of magical dust-bars. Oh, and Uberbob and the others decided to go down a chute."
L33tz4n sighs. "We should probably hurry up and find Unfooruman, then. And the others," she says, "looks like it's just the three of us. For now," you are almost sure you hear her mumble "until one of us kills Fooruman," though it might have just been you accidently thinking aloud.
You hurry down the hallway until you reach a door. The door is made from wooden planks and slightly burned in places. L33tz4n reaches for the handle, but a high-pitched roar from behind the door causes her to leap back.
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Stand Back.
Cast: Summon Soap: Door
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Begin battle with the door!
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The door can't fight back, doi.
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No, its like those things where it can't attack, but it does damage to you if you attack it with a certain kind of attack!
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Wonder how L33tzy managed to leap.
Prepare for battle.
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