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At least I get this page. D= And the 2000th reply.

The 2001th reply is mine.

Congrats blacky.

Finally canada achieves something =D

anyways just go west

I suddenly heard several voices in my head shouting, "GO WEST!" and one saying, "No, go East!" I decided to allow majority rule. We all headed West, with no problems whatsoever, until a rabid hyena robot left from the shadows and devoured us whole. Then we had problems.
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I looked around for some sort of sign that I had saved. There was none, though I suddenly felt strangely paranoid of laugher composed of 1's and 0's.

Crud.

South.

>O you Dev

wait no not south.

Observe surroundings.

I agee with Odin.

I'll stick a fork in you if you send another cyborg at us, be it a zombie or a hyena.

Originally Posted by UNKNOWNFILE

I'll stick a fork in you if you send another cyborg at us, be it a zombie or a hyena.

Ooh ooh! Can we contest wit' Androids instead?

Hey UNKNOWNFILE, why don't you have a talk with Jeff, the peer-mediating rabid hyena robot! =D


"Hello UNKNOWNFILE! =D You know, we all feel violent, angry and murderous sometimes, but there's a time and a place for everything! You may feel like forking Dev in the head when he sends rabid robot monsters after you, but that's when you need to excercise restraint! Say it with me, now: restraint! Forking people in the head may make you feel good about yourself, but you're sacrificing the feelings of other people for your own satisfaction. That's not real happiness, that's called being a dumb (-)! Say it with me! Dumb (-)! Remember kids, when you fork Dev in the head, it makes me a sad rabid hyena robot!"

I examined my surroundings. There was a large gate to the North, with various runes on the front. Lying before the gate where four platforms engraved with similar runes. I was holding a notebook and a deck of Tarot cards. Uberbob was telling Chad the story of the Little Rabid Cyborg Zombie Who Could.

hahahahahahah, kudos to Jeff.

South

Dude, this is a game. If you don't like it, no one is forcing you to play. I'm doing what Radium tells me to do, and not much else. He told me to put a maze here, and told me to fill it with robots. Take it up with HIM, but don't start filling this thread with attacks on me for doing my job.

We headed South, and found Fooruman still holding up the previous gateway with his oar. He waved hello to us and shouted something about frostbite. We waved back.

Here's a fork, you know what to do with it.

Anyways go north

and if you can double post, so can I ;O

Shut up UF.

North, Shuriken on hand, Araches on foot, Faw on heart, Leetzan on mind. Have Uberbob pull the lever, then save.

NO, SAVE FIRST (-)! Or there might be death from above

Do what Odin wrote. Go N into maze, then E, N, E, N, E.

Edit: I don't think we've got any way of getting past a rabid cyborg hyena, so I'm treating those as dead-ends.

*hugs Dev* ^^

/me gives Odin a severe forking

Go north.

Stop repeating what I say!

WR, I am not repeating every single >O word you are saying.

STOP FIGHTING. Uberbob would be ashamed of you, seriously.

"Fooruman, come with us," I said.
"But what of the GATE?" he inquired.
"We know a way forward," I replied.
"We do?" the others asked simultaneously.
"Yeah, we do."
We all traveled North again, solved the puzzle, SAVED, then passed through the second gate. We reached another wall, with a door and a sign which declared it the Polar Dervish and mentioned rabid hyena robots. We the entered the doorway and were met with much binary laughter.
We proceeded through the maze, going East, North, East, North, East. Waiting for us down the third hallway's Easternmost point was, in fact, a rabid hyena robot! "Hello," it said. "My name is Dave, and I'll be your rabid hyena robot for this evening." He then proceeded to rip us all to shreds, and seemed to enjoy it very much, though it was hard to tell since I was the first one he ate.
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SAVED, then passed through the second gate. Before us was another wall, with a door and a sign which looked strangely familiar.



It's a bit eerie how similiar this is to how you started the Romero Challenge.

N, W, N, E.

talk to the hyena bot since its not as meager as the ones before... Fooruman must then whale on the hyena bot with his mighty oar

@WR: That's a bold move. You've never even explored West, yet you assume there's a way to go North and East from there? =O Well there is, but you miss descriptions by not exploring each part on its own.

We traveled North, West, North, then East. We stood in a long hallway between too high, stone walls (heheh, I said "high" and "stone"). We came to a door leading North, while the hallway continued to go East.

Oh darn, I meant N, E, N, W. ;|

Go W.

We traveled back West until we returned to the door leading South. The hallway continued Westward.

S!!

(dotted lines show uncertain walls)

S, look around, N, E.

No, let's go S, then N and W because we've been E.

Hmm... explore somewhere new (WR), or check to see if two previously found paths connect (Odin)?

I bet we find every rabid cyborg hyena first anyway.

Knowing how the maze connects can help us get through it faster, though I doubt that the two paths are connected. Going west seems better.

S, look around, N, W.

Sit around and wait for Jeff, the peer-mediating rabid hyena robot.

Jeff the peer-mediating hyena robot came and solved the conflicts between Uberbob and Araches, then ate them both.

We went back South and looked around. The hall we were standing in stretched East and West. We then went North and West until we came to a door leading North. The path continued Westward.

Originally Posted by Radium's puppet

Jeff the peer-mediating hyena robot came and solved the conflicts between Uberbob and Araches, then ate them both.

haha

I vote north

And I dictate we go north.

We all headed North. We stood in yet another long hallway that stretched in both directions. I could hear the faint echo of binary laughter nearby.