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Old Oct 26, 2008, 08:31 PM   #161
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Old Nov 26, 2008, 05:06 AM   #162
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Old Dec 20, 2008, 04:20 AM   #163
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Old Dec 20, 2008, 02:52 PM   #164
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Old Aug 3, 2009, 05:16 AM   #165
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Old Oct 20, 2009, 11:39 AM   #166
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Old Oct 29, 2009, 01:58 PM   #167
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Old Nov 6, 2009, 03:50 PM   #168
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Old Nov 6, 2009, 03:56 PM   #169
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Old Nov 6, 2009, 03:58 PM
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Old Jan 26, 2010, 08:43 AM   #170
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Old Jan 27, 2010, 08:14 AM   #171
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Old Jan 27, 2010, 11:23 AM   #172
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o hai, what's going on in this thread?
Concerned and honest forum goes take note of this attention gathering thread, as it most certainly possesses an admirable enormous magnitude of importance.
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I sure miss non-living in ancient Greece!
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Old Apr 13, 2010, 09:50 PM   #173
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http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/f/20...alanbecker.swf found this rather funny
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Old May 2, 2010, 02:28 PM   #174
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She's amazing . She's seriously like a living clone of me, we have SO MUCH in common it's ridiculous! I couldn't even begin to name. We've been dating for 3 weeks now and I'm really starting to like it. I'm working on tearing the walls down that my last ex caused me to have up... It's just wow. Who knows... one day there may be little Dermo's running around . But yeah. No issues and I'm thankful for that
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We broke up.
There's comedy for you
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Old May 29, 2010, 02:40 AM   #175
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Old Oct 18, 2010, 12:55 AM   #176
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Ciao a tutti .. proprio un novizio qui. . . =)
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Old Oct 18, 2010, 04:52 AM   #177
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Think of some interesting questions and answers, in order to get a higher score.
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Old Oct 18, 2010, 09:52 AM   #178
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Think of some interesting questions and answers, in order to get a higher score.
Oh david, such wisdom and knowledge, and very insightful. I think i'm falling in love...
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Old Oct 18, 2010, 11:29 AM   #179
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He's got a lot of rep already. If he'll get more than Stijn, can he become a moderator, please? He's a perfect person for this.
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Old May 22, 2011, 02:02 PM   #180
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ok how about if I post a youtube video? Huh, guys???

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Old Mar 5, 2012, 12:26 PM   #181
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Old May 17, 2012, 02:43 AM   #182
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Old May 17, 2012, 03:28 AM   #183
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Old May 17, 2012, 03:28 AM   #184
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Old Jul 14, 2012, 10:22 PM   #186
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Old Jul 22, 2012, 11:39 PM   #187
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*throws syringe out the window* I had nothing to do with Radium becoming a Furre.
That spelling fills me with so much rage. At least spell it with an accent mark like "furré"... Furrie maybe?

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Old Jul 23, 2012, 03:19 AM   #188
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does it fill you with fury
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Old Jul 23, 2012, 03:57 AM   #189
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... I can't believe you just said that XD.

Now i can't read it any other way. All of my re-spellings. They all say fury to me.
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Old Dec 1, 2012, 03:35 PM   #190
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Old Dec 2, 2012, 02:49 AM   #191
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Hey everyone! Throw Dopefish to Spaz! XD
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Old Dec 3, 2012, 03:07 AM   #192
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Old Dec 3, 2012, 09:12 AM   #193
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there are no funny posts in this thread
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Old Dec 3, 2012, 06:05 PM   #194
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Old Dec 7, 2012, 02:02 PM   #195
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Old Feb 26, 2013, 03:12 AM   #196
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Old Jul 22, 2013, 01:34 AM   #197
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Old Aug 1, 2013, 01:40 AM   #198
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Old Aug 3, 2013, 09:01 AM   #199
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great thread!
This gives me an idea...

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