You go north. A small, round, stone building is in the forest here. A locked wooden door covers the only enterance. Exits are east and south.

Hmmm. I seem to have made a mistake somewhere, then. Where are we relative to the Hall?

(Page claim in the name oF MISTAKE!)

It's Pokeman!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOZZZZZZZ
He should be a summon. (hint, hint)
Check inventory.
Have Shuri and Leetzan attempt to haxor/pick the lock on the door.

Yay. Took me around 15 hours to read this entire thing (seriously), but finally I'm finished. Now I will have a much easier time of watching the characters be complete idiots and watching them die the performance.

Originally Posted by Me

Yay. Took me around 15 hours to read this entire thing (seriously), but finally I'm finished. Now I will have a much easier time of watching the characters be complete idiots and watching them die the performance.

Don't forget, you can participate in this thread, too.

Not until something interesting happens. I.E: Not until a fight scene.

Originally Posted by Me

Yay. Took me around 15 hours to read this entire thing (seriously), but finally I'm finished.

You are an amazing person. Period. And yes, Pokeman is awesome. And he's left handed.

Shuri and L33tz4n attempt to unlock the door, but have no luck.

Intentory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Leprechaun Foot
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Zodiac, Evil Doll
-Ballista Kit
-Gem
-Spring
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)
-CrazyT

Uberbob(Move:2) (Magic Mirror)
L33tz4n(Move:2)
Fawriel(Move:1)
Fooruman(Move:1)
Shuriken(Move:4)
Araches(Move:2)

Analize: Inventory

Examine: Door/Door lock
Use: ThirdNote: Door lock
If that doesn't work, then
Use: CrazyT: Door lock

Have Furious throw a house at Wafflelord.

Ask the lock if it wants a baked potato.

-ThO

Your inventory is too l33t to be analyzed as a whole.

You look closely at the lock. It's about two inches wide, circular, and with a keyhole. You try the Scraptstrudel in the lock, but it doesn't open. Next, you attempt to use the CrazyT to open the lotk, but it doesn't work. So, you ask the lock if it would like a baked potato. "Not really," it responds.

Glitch the lock.

Hmmm.. your head a splode?

"My head not a splode," the lock says questioningly.

Ok, I fixed the map. All is good again

Fooruman: Damage Wood Surface (or whatever it was) on the wooden door.

The spell bounces off the door harmlessly. "You can not injure me!" the lock screams evily, "I am inVINCIBLE!"

Insert gem into lock.

I could say that you could insert certain things into the lock, but I don't think Derby would let me even refer to those things.

I demand credit for Pokeman! (which was not a typo for pacman, I just wanted to see how easily I could popularize I name in this thread, and it worked!)

The gem does not open the lock.

you get 1/4 credit. You said the name, I made the character.

Use: Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire on: Lock

You don't know how to use the Thirdnotescraptstrudel. You don't even exactly know what it is.

Propose to lock.

Ehm, no.

Politely ask the lock to open.

"Nevahhh!" the door screams, putting emphasis on the H's.

Say: Leetzan: "Open up, or we shall pwn j00, newb."

Door does not care about your petty threats.

Invintory check

Action: Take out Zodiac and make him open the door.

Cast: Glitch: Door. It's not supposed to talk! Besides, Leetzan has no MP for Mythslayer...

If you were referring the mythslayer thing to my post, Zodiac the doll is an item in the inventory, it requires no MP to summon.

I wasn't talking about Zodiac. I was going to have Leetzan summon Mythslayer to get rid of the door, but she has no MP...:'(

The door is a myth?



I go with Zodiac.

No, mythslayer defeats all impossible things, I believe.

Glitching destroys things that are impossible with just reason.

Oh, right, if the lock was removed, it would be ever so much easier to open the door. Except not.

Zodiac has no skill in unlocking doors. And no, the door is not a myth. Let's say a myth is anything from pre-1800 writings.

Ask: Ask party for advice.
View: Invintory

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Leprechaun Foot
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Zodiac, Evil Doll
-Ballista Kit
-Gem
-Spring
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)
-CrazyT

What are what are the directions of the pathways leading from the door?