Why would we want Kiku to stay retired?

Because when you have two other names you don't need the first.

And I refuse to call her Kiku because once in the beginning she didn't want me to call her that.

Could we stay on the blasted subject here?

*shoots the wall*

`Duckay

"I'll duel you!" Kovu stood up, striking a macho pose. Then the epic battle began, until...

"Hey...wait, isn't this story supposed to

be funny without epic swordfights and whatnot?" Kovu scrathed his head, dropping

his sword, and scowled at Kiku.

"Anyway...you killed my ()s! Now my revenge,

time to unleash my mega-army of semi-colons!

HAHAHAHAHA!"

Action Hank entered the game

"Yello"



~Hank

I don't think so, Blizzard. I think that UltraFire is Blizzard, even though I haven't been here in a while. And, I still think everyone is the same as always.



Well, call me Kiku or Tanpopo Kiku. But to me, calling me Kiki or Tannie is a personal insult, and I see it as an attack, no matter how funny you think it is. (pulls out sword) Any questions?



Lol, where did everyone disappear? *PooF*

On , Tanpopo Kiku wrote:

I don't think so, Blizzard. I think that UltraFire is Blizzard, even though I haven't been here in a while. And, I still think everyone is the same as always.



Well, call me Kiku or Tanpopo Kiku. But to me, calling me Kiki or Tannie is a personal insult, and I see it as an attack, no matter how funny you think it is. (pulls out sword) Any questions?



Lol, where did everyone disappear? *PooF*

Calling you Kiku is a personal attack? Lol @ that Kiku, why would it be, nonsense, it's part of your name



Blizzard was forced to create a new acount as he was banned (rrrrright?)

Grr, Kiku, when people call you Kiki or

Tannie, it's an affectionate thingy to make

you're name more friendly, it's cause they

like you, blea.

And *ahem* that 'where'd everyone dissapear

to' thingy implies were cowards and THAT

is a personal attack, when used in that context.

Bah, sorry all, I'm just grouchy, I'll be quiet *scuttles off*

Don't use that word, Kove. I die everytime I see it, its so funny.

Indeed, ma'am.

Imagine how miserable my life would be if I yelled about Lancie calling me Duckary or Boggy calling me Duckster or Derby calling me Duckay or Laguney calling me Duckeh(if thats right..) any of the other things?

Okay anyway.



Have a sherry, TK?

I give the fire a poke and sniffle softly, as I pour a hot cider for Hank.

"anyone else?"

`Duckay

What word? Scuttle?



Kovu decides to be a nice chap and puts away his giant cannon full of semi-colons.

Then he went up to the counter and ordered

a round of radish beers for the whole Tavern.

"YaY!"

Afterward, he went off to one of the many thousand dark corners the Tavern apparently

had, waiting for things to unfold further...

defalcon walks up to the bar and orders a round of carrot ale. Siting at a dusty lone table, he fiddles with his blaster. Suddenly, a alrge azure blue-white bolt of sizzling energy the size of a small rocket blasts from the barrel and opens a large hole in the tavern door, blowing it up. A surprised rabbit shakes where the door was, reaching for the spot the door handle used to occupy.

'Oops.'

I poured the drinks, excluding myself from the deal because I amwas the bartender, and I didn't like radish beer anyway. I gave myself a tall foamy glass of some orange creamy fizzy stuff and sat down in one of the dark corners with a beat up deck of cards and started playing solitaire. I handed Slayer my towel as he came in. "Good luck, Slayie!"

the flame of my candle flickered..

`Duckay

"YaY!" Many bunny shouted, defalcon's clumsy

antics had unwittingly freed them from the horror of ANTI-TUBBS bricks. The whole slew

of people who had been there through the course of the night ran off.

"Freedom!" They all chouroused (sp?.)

The Tavern was now quite vacant. Night Fire lay on the floor, just barely a smoking

ember. Ducky and Kovu were off in dark corners, there was a lot of junk on the floor,

Slayie was standing beside the counter, waiting for SOMEONE to ask for something.

Ducky looked up, noticing everyone had left,

and went to strangle Defalcon.

"YOU LOST ALL MY CUSTOMERS!" But then, a light bulb sprung over her head,

"There not my customers anymore! Hahehaha!"

She bounced around happily, and out the door.

...

...

"Good JOB, defalcon!" Kovu shouted.

oops.



Defalcon grinned apolegetically and ordered a random drink from the mostly idle Slayie hovering behind the bar. Slay was fuming about the door, something along the lines of 'people think they can just walk all over me. well they gruble mumph shniker.'

He charged Defalcon extra for his drink.





Um.

`Duckary

Things procedded quietly for the next two hours, that is, from four in the morning to

six in the morning, and just as the sun was

about to rise, a thunderstorm overtook the lands.

Being drenched upon, the Titans rushed in,

and Xavier aswell, though with a limp since the Titans had walked on him a good bit.

Everyone left as soon as the storm had cleared up, and now it was about 7, with Slayer

lying boredly on the counter, until someone hobbled in on the gold emblazoned floor.

Slayer's head shot up,

"A customer!" He ran to the figure,

"Hello, would you like a milk, some orange juice, or maybe a sherry or two, who cares

if it's too early...oh...it's only you Kovu."

"Never mind that, there's a party coming!"

"A party! That's great, we can have..."

"No, a part of EVVILLNESS!"

"ANd those automatic stra-what kinda games do they play at those parties? Pin the blame

on the assosiate?"

Kovu slumped in his chair,

"It's gonna be a looong day and night..."

It's not even remotely funny, calling me something so stupid like that. And I can't drink liquor because it makes me sick.

And I warned you enough times. And the people in the War Tavern make me sicker.

Now, tell me, does Kove sound like a intelligent name to you?

Didn't think so, but that's not the point.

As for liquor, I can't stand the stuff either, but it makes for a light hearted story.

Anyway, Kiku, just lighten up, don't worry

about what people are calling you or what kinda crazy things are happening in the story

that you'd never do in RL, and just don't worry, go with the flow, and have fun.

And if you hate us all so much, why are you here?

*scuttles off again*

Ugh, I hate liquor, and if you're so mad at what we call you, make up something short (preferably 6 characters or less) that we can call you. That should solve the problem, and I hope you aren't doing this stuff in real life just to catch with us becuase we aren't.

So Kiki, if you hate us so much here, why are you here? I think thats stupid. Really stupid.

I'm not going to be a moderator for more then I few hours, I don't think, but I might as well flaunt it while I've got it.



If you don't like it here, Tanpopo Kiku, leave. We don't want to hear you whining about how horrible everything is.

Everyone is doing their best to clean this board up, and the way I see it you're just not helping.

Okay? So just chill. No one in here wants to hear you mope around about how you hate everyone. Honestly, can you not get it through your head that the rest of us are having fun? If you don't have fun doing things we do, don't try to make us bend to your every wish and just scat.

We are not drinking liquor, this is a STORY, can you not see? We don't need you to drag your personal fishheads into this.

I cann't speak for everyone, but I think I am right it saying that the majority of this board doesn't care about who you hate or whats stupid and pathetic about this board. I tried to be nice to you. We all did, at first. I'm sorry, Tanpopo Kiku, but you make ME sick.



Maybe I'm quitting but they haven't taken my name off yet.

So therefore, I, as moderator of this forum, have the power to ask you to shut up, and I am asking you to shut up.



Thank you.

Here Here. Nice job, Duckyo.

Personally, I agree with you. I think KIKI is repulsive and the worst newbie we've had yet. We liked Tubbs, but she had to go do something with him. I really can't stand her. DiY Kiki.



*Black

Kovu, any paticular reason you're repeating the beginning?

Aw common, why must we be mean to Kiku?



Why can't we all just get along?

I got the 300th post!

Kaz, we've tried to be nice to her, but she

just keeps yelling at us.

I didn't repeat the beggining, it's just that

that part is over, and the next part is beggining.

I dunno, it just seemed that everything was

so jumbled and confused( and we didn't really

have a plot to speak of for the past two pages) I just thought it'd be better to start

it over...

I would love to be nice to her, to be her friend, Kaz-o. She refuses to let us. I didn't exactly like what I said last time, I scared myself to death. But what is the point of her existence on this board if she hates us all and just wants to complain about how disgusting we are?



Please, end of discussion.

`Ducky

Yes, Kiku is gone, probably for good this

time...COULD SOMEONE JUST PLEASE CONTINUE

THE STORY?!

After you, Kovey...

`Duckay

Actually, if you had been so smart as to email her while she had email, you would have found out that Tubbs was actually the same as Kiku, and so was THP. So nya.



Let's talk about something actually related to the story, yah? You could have been a little nicer, though. I think Pizzie was the nicest to her...





"Give me a soda," said Nildro. "Hmm, I'll take the largest one..."

"This tavern has been getting pretty crazy lately," muttered the bartender, as she poured out a drink...

"TRy to behave yourself in here." said Ducky. "Watch out for people. Thanks for coming"

Watch your steps kiku, or you'll be gone before you know it.



Every smallest bit of whining that comes out of you gets deleted.



So bewarned.



Change the behavior or get out of here.

okie...



uhm, Nildro-hain just sat about as Kovu

continued to ramble about Evillness, until

a gigantic metal post burst through the ceiling.

"Ahhh!" Everyone screamed.

"Beware! I am one of the thousand Unfriendly Bubble Gum Machines that will be

taking over you're world now, have a nice day."

"AHhh!"

I think she gets the point, Slay. I just hope she doesn't bother to do the same thing with her five other names.



I watched mildly as the Tavern stopped yelling and the post disintegrated into blue stars. I swiveled in my chair, looking at Nildro who had clamped onto the nearest person(which happened to be Kove) and Blackie looking joyfully at the hole in the roof.

There was a faint scritchy sounds outside.

I ordered a peice of cheesecake from Slay.

`Duckay

Dont interfear with my work will ya?

Eh? Interfereing? With what?

His so called work of "monitoring" the Tavern.

Wha? Who's interfereing, I see no interfereing.

Bah, c'mon, somebody write something, I can't do three in a row (well, three with

on in the middle)

i ment ducky, she told me "i think she gets the picture". Gotta make sure that if i tell people something, theyll understand it.



anyway, the story and let it be fun from now on.







-





Slayer had a worried look on his face hearing kovu talk about that evil party.

Slayer: "What if i run out of beer"?

Kovu shook his head: "I think we're gonna be into trouble".

Then they both looked up, hearing yelling come from outside of the war tavern.

Slayer: "I think theyre here".

Kovu pulled a blade from the north wall of the war tavern and threw it over at Ducky who swiftly catched it and got the idea.

Slayer pulled his Chaos (gun) out from under the cashregisty and they looked at the door, fear.. anger.. They didnt feel any of it.

It was curiousity that struck them.

Someone kicked against the door.. one more kick.

Ducky shouted: "Its about to break."

They door broke and 7 creatures stormed into the war tavern.

Kove was wearing a belt, he had put a whip behind it, indiana jones style and pulled it out letting it smack on the floor.

Slayer had both hands firmly around his 'chaos' and showed his fangs,

Ducky jumped on a table and held her blade in front of her. "Bring it on boys".

The creatures bursted in and theyre big claws struck as lightning in the darkness.

The first two creatures walked in Slayer's direction. He jumped up and shot one in the head. Direct hit, the creature fell back and dissapeard in a cloud of thick, white smoke.

Slayer stood there stunned and didnt see that the other creature had raised his claw and was about to hit him.

The creature had put his nails in Slayer's chest, it bleeded and now the creature was stunned, how can it be that he isnt gasping for breath, the creature thought.

Slayer answered: "I dont breath, dogbreath".

he raised his arm, it did hurt, but he managed to get his 'chaos' under the creatures chin and he pulled the trigger.



Two creatures now ran at kove.

Kove dodged and quickly turned around, his whip seemed to dance trough the air,

he aimed at one of the monsters heads,The whip closed around his neck and pulled, tightening the grip of the whip and decapitating (sp?) the monster.

The other one stormed at him.

The whip was still closed around the neck and kove took the other monsters head and rolled it over the floor.

The creature tripped and fell over the head.

He lay on the floor and Kove broke his neck.



"Oh darn". He heard, and him and Slayer looked at ducky, three creatures rushed at her. she made a salto over the creatures and stook her sword in one of the creatures.

he dissapeard but before Ducky could get her sword one of the monsters already had it and he tryed to stab Ducky, she dodged.. and again. He stabbed again and barely hit her.

She bleeded a little and her eyes looked at the monsters as if she was going to crush him with his bare hands.

From behind of her the other monster grabbed her by the arms.

Kove ran in her direction and Slayer aimed his gun at the head of the monster with the blade.

Kove put the whip around the monster head, the one that was holding ducky and he pulled firmly, his head rolled over the floor, Ducky dived for the floor and slayer shot another bullet straight trough the creatures heart.



He dissapeard but left a stone.



"Whats this"? Kove said intrested.



Ducky walked towards it and picked it up, then it all begin, everything got blurry around them, and then foggy.

When it was gone, the war tavern had totally changed.



"I think we're not in Kansas anymore Toto".



....





Hope you liked it

I like what i have read so far.





Could I be in it too?

Paweeeesss

You don't actually have to join, you just

write where the last person left off, it's

a open story.

Like this:







None of the rabbits who had previously been in it were there. They had all been replaced by evil looking donkeys who liked to change the JCF copyright sign. (I mean, really. Maximum fore shields?) Kovu, slightly freaked out, walked up to the donkey behind the counter



"Excuse me, are you the barentder?"



"No, I'm the bartender." said the donkey, correcting my bad spelling.



"Whatever. Can I have a drink?"



"I'm sure you can..."



"Arrgh!"



"You are a wonderful conversationalist. What type of drink would you like?"



"A liquid one, preferrably."



"Oh sorry, we're all out."



Kovu, angry, got out the whip and smacked the table with it. The donkey donkey-kicked him out the door (which was already broken) and scrubbed a glass. Ducky and SlaYer, meanwhile, sat on weird movie theatre like chairs, eating popcorn that had appeared from nowhere and watching a wall. This new Tavern was bad for your sanity. Then Wakeman walked up to Ducky. (I just know I'm going to get in trouble for this)



"Hello, I'm Wakeman. I like updating things late."



"Do you know why all these donkeys are here?"



"They taste just like chicken!"



"Ewwww."



"I know you are but what am I?!?"



"Look. Can you help us get the old War Tavern back?"



"Sure! Look, the latest incarnation of the BoX!"



Wakeman then went to work in McDonalds and was never seen in the War Tavern (Well, either one, really) again. That left three questions. WHY the Tavern was like this, WHEN they would get back to the normal one and WHAT Kovu was doing outside making him not come back in?

Kovu ponderously circled the perimiter of

the War Tavern, until he arrived a the back

(which was pretty far).

"D'oh! I see what the problem is! Someone shot Mr.Continuity!"

(That happened a few pages back)

"And they plugged the new plotlines into his eye, and used plotlines into his shoe,

and now there all being fed out of his mouth

into the 'War Tavern Plotinator!' tm."

"Gotta fix this!" Kovu unplugged somethings, and threw Mr. Continuity's rotting

corpse away. Just then, the donkeys and giant

bubble gum machines and people watching walls

and things dissapeared.

*Meanwhile, back inside the Tavern*

Slayer was half-heartedly cleaning a glass,

Ducky was siping on a Rigelion synth-ale Carrot beer while playing solitare.

Never Mind was doing his darndest to not be there while playing the pinball machine,

and then Kovu barged back in through the (nonexistant) door, toting the CONCRETE DONKEY!

Everyone said,

"DuH dUh DaAaAaA!"

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, who waited for Batty Buddy forever, decided to give it a rest and closed the portal, figuring Batty Buddy does so many things wrong that he'll easily find a way back.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then walked up to the bar.

Slayer: ahhh... another customer... wat shall I get ya?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: man... these bartenders change by the day, don't they? heh... well, just get me an ice cold mug of root beer.

Slayer: aye... ok

*Fills up a mug and slides it down the bar to BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hmmmmm... so, wat be happening today?

Slayer: Well, lets see... we fought some evil persons, warped to a weird version of the tavern, saw Wakeman actually come out from behind his work, whole tavern changed to donkeys, y'know, the usual...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: wakeman not working? Amazing... why's everyone gone though?

Slayer: cause, that falcon person scared em all away.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: really? hmmmmmmm....

*idea pops into his head*

Slayer: Beau, come on, don't try one of ur scheming ideas...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then looks at him with innocent eyes*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: watever could u mean? I just have a plan of scheming, not a scheming plan

*Slayer sighs*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: I’ll be right back...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then gets up on top of the war tavern’s roof.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: RB-17, could u bring some of my audio equipment?

*all of a sudden a whole pile of rather alien looking high-tech audio equipment warps onto the roof, which is then setup by BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: lets see if this works...

*Turns on the microphone and all the other equipment*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: EVERYONE, COME TO...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then stops, noticing the carrotusquakes he's creating*

Some Old Rabbit: Keep it down ya brat! I’m trying to sleep here!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: oops, heh, wrong setting...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then readjusts it, turning off the boom effect*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: EVERYONE, I HAVE AN ANOUNCEMENT...



BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: FREE BEER AT THE WAR TAVERN!

*Kovu then puts his ear to the floor*

Kovu: I can hear many footsteps... STAMPEDE!

*All of a sudden the tavern is rushed with many carroton citizen around the planet*

Slayer: Hey... whoa. Everyone wait ur turn!

No, we don't serve Broccoli Cola, give me a sec everyone! I’ll get ur drink right away... no, I don't understand Martian!

*Then, spaceships could be heard landing around the tavern, space ships of different sorts*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: uh oh... heh, forgot to turn off the personification effect... oh well, more customers.

*Ducky looks over at slayer, feeling pity on him for having to take her place*

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then warps his equipment behind his shop, and finishes his root beer on the rooftop, then after finishing, notices that there needs to be a parking director*

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then warps some radio equipment up, flipping on the translation module*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ(OTA = On The Air)*uses low toned radio type voice*: Welcome all Beer Conesuerers(sp?), please transmit ur space permits and ID's, and I shall direct u to a parking space. there will now be a Ç200.00 parking fee for the reason of parking problems. please make all transfers to BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's payment services.



As the many transmissions of ID's and permits flew over the radio waves, more people filled the tavern... it looked like it was going to be a LONG day...