Radium.

I, Fawriel, hereby challenge you to an Art Battle.


I have developed a rough set of rules which will be refined in a discussion with you, should you agree.

I anticipate your response.


*lightning strikes nearby*

*grabs popcorn and coke*

*grabs pringles and cherry coke*

I do not have a gauntlet to throw down so instead I will throw down this leather gardening glove! I ACCEPT your challenge!

Do you happen to need a referee? I volunteer.

An art theft fight?


Grand Theft Art

Fair enough. Further discussion may commence whenever convenient for you, Herr Wittke. =D

Originally Posted by fawriel

KEIKAKU DOORI DA

*grabs cucumber*

Doc, I'm placing 850 on Radium.

No ref needed, I suppose...



I bet 500 on Radium!

I place sevenhundred and fifty intergalactic credits (€0.05) on Fawriel.

Certainly, my confidence is boosted to the max.

Originally Posted by Xobim

No ref needed, I suppose...

As I said, rules will be decided on. On AIM.

Oh, oh yeah. Faw. Don't worry about a thing man, you'll do great. Totally rooting for you.

... anyway!


The rules have been decided.

It is written,
- each contestant has a stretchy time limit for their first punch. To get back into the groove, and, potentially, figure out what the groove works like in the first place on Linux.
- every punch after the first will have a time limit of 3 days. Should it not occur within this time, a point is subtracted from that punch's score. Additionally, 1 more point will be subtracted for every insuccessful day that follows.
- points are awarded by voting for every individual round of one punch per contestant. Votes will have to be made in post form.
- the minimum amount of punches will be 4, as in the previous Art Battle. If necessary, the battle shall rage on until a winner is decided. The winner will then proceed to produce a final piece to put a sufficiently epic end to the duel.

This is gonna be so much fun... *muhahahahahaha*

HEY RADIUM


YOU SMELL FUNNY

Originally Posted by Fawriel

HEY RADIUM


YOU SMELL FUNNY

this is beautiful art

You smell so funny
My friend or foe Radium
You make me giggle.

You're starting with a poetry battle?

No, I just wanted to subtly remind Radium that he's supposed to go first while at the same time maintaining the show-battle mood of the thread.


Both of which are ruined right about now. =D

Well shizz, I was looking forward to "Faw and Rad's Poetry HipHopathon- Reverbing the Rhymeabration"

anyone up for an INTERNET FREESTYLE BATTLE?!

Woah, crap, just looked at that log and noticed that we DID agree I was going first D=. When you typed "I definitely need you to make the first move" I totally missed the word "you". Evidently I went through the whole conversation thinking you were going first and responding accordingly. I'll whip something up today or tomorrow.

Sorry about that; feel free to dock me a point or so if I go over three days.

Here I was expecting a shiny new game to play when I read the Latest Post block of the The Art Forum!

Drop the time limits. I firmly believe that's what screwed up the last art battles.

Originally Posted by Puffie40

Drop the time limits.

"Eh, I don't feel like it right now. I'll do it tomorrow. Or the day after."
Hence why stepping over the limit doesn't automatically mean that you're disqualified, but just that your score will be cut. We need some incentive to work hard, both of us.
Though maybe the limit is a little harsh. We're already preparing to move to a new apartment next month, and I'm at university practically the whole day on Thursdays. Oh well! I'll manage somehow. With sheer WILLPOWER!

Also, don't worry about it, Radium. This is a battle between MEN. I'm not gonna let some minor slip-up turn the odds in my favor just because I'm up against a superior opponent!
RAW RAW FIGHT DA POWAH

Radium.

I arbitrarily decide that your first-punch-time-limit-stretchiness has come to an end. You have three days!

Originally Posted by cooba

this is beautiful art

i agree

Originally Posted by Book of the Puzzeled One, Chapter 2, page 26

Thus, the battle has ended with zero casualties.
Alas, the disappointed crowd threw pine trees at the battle field.
According to ledgend, the place is now known as New Switzerland.

Spaken mine words at the internets

Well...

-1 point.

This war is pretty awesome.

Is this like a real war or a respawn war?

I can't believe no one told me this was happening. *whips out a fold-out chair and awaits the bloodbath* Freaking internet people.

I don't have any popcorn so I'll have this pencil instead....

Okay, sorry this took so long, I had trouble finding my camera.

In case you have trouble following what is going on, Eirrukovi (my contestant from the old Art Battles) is warming up by karate-chopping a stegosaurus while she waits for Faw to come to the battlefield (my Wacom tablet).

I am very proud of this piece and think I can use it to beat Faw really well.

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Just kidding!



There's a few cameos in here from the previous art battles, if you didn't notice. Cori belongs to NovaStar, and I apologize for any lesbian subtext. The remains of the rabbitearth soldiers belong to Puffie, and the remains of Face Of God belongs to Birdie. Also, before anyone points it out, I know I forgot Cori's headband. And Eirrukovi is wearing a foxskin scarf because the ring of flowers just didn't work in practice.

Anyway, sorry for the lateness, I haven't drawn seriously in ages and surprised myself with how rusty I was D=. Faw's turn.

*Chokes on pencil* Sweet.... It begins...


Also: CAMEO! WITH STUFF BY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZZOGMGOZNGOZOMGSLDJHEWHLKS *explode*