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That's either Fanolint or Megairbase. JJ1 doesn't make it very clear which.
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From the JJ1 manual:
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Episode 3: RABBIT'S REVENGE

Jazz receives a fax from Princess Eva in her cell: "JAZZ: LUCKY I BROUGHT
MY PORTA-FAX WITH ME, HUH? DEVAN IS REGROUPING TO 1320,23 IN SECTOR X!
YOU'D BETTER GET HERE RIGHT AWAY!"

Jazz discovers the location of Devan's destroyers! Hurry, before Carrotus
becomes space dust!

FANOLINT -- Beneath the harsh surface of this wasteland is a thriving
arbitorium in which the turtles are breeding Flowers of Death to feed their
soldiers! Destroy them all, but watch out for Super-Tanks and plant life.

SCRAPARAP -- This is the junkyard of the universe. Here, the turtles are
stealing metal and parts for their battleships with robotic droids. Destroy
everything that moves, beware of the electro-magnets, and you might survive
to find...

DEVAN'S MEGAIRBASE -- Oh no! Devan has built an airbase! Jazz *might* have
a chance at destroying the two areas if he avoids the tanks, missiles, and
super sparks!
Since he's building destroyers, I think it's safe to say that we'll wind up at the Megairbase. Of course, that's up to Radium, since he's in control of this game.

EDIT: I just realized something...Star Fox and Star Fox 64 have a Sector X level...
O_o
...I'm just lost. Come on, Rad! Wake up so we can play is game plzkthnx! XD
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Sorry, I forgot you guys existed. And the gate is immortal, Xi.

Megawarp needs an X, Y, and Z (all as numbers). Anything less and it'd be a unseful enchatment or something.
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After you get into Unfooruman's fortress, I'm thinking about continuing it in a new thread with a really big recap, some new systems, and some better DM'ing. It'll help Win3.1 get back some of its players who got lost earlier.
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And that'll take HOW long??? 9_9

Check: Exits
Check: Inventory please, Mr. Radium who is far awesomer than the might of cheese!
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Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitymanypagedla zerlightysuperflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfour seatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Ballista
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)
-Tape
-Ice Pick
-Photograph
-Vial of Middenite
-Toothpick
-Mouse Bones

There. The inventory.
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Pageclaim, since no one else did...o_o
Uh...Go north.
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We can't do that...

Go: East.
Pull Lever (North lights go on.)
Go: North.
Analyze Ceiling
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Rad didn't list the exits (spork on me >P), so I just picked randomly.
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Some better Dark Mercenaring? What?
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Please explain the purpose of your statement, mortal.
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Ah, sorry. Exit is east.
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Go: East
Examine: Surroundings
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I quote.

"I'm thinking about continuing it in a new thread with a really big recap, some new systems, and some better DM'ing."

What does DM have to do with this?
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We can't do that...

Go: East.
Pull Lever (North lights go on.)
Go: North.
Analyze Ceiling
Ahem??
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DM = Dungeon Master
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Ahem??
Be patient; I'm sure Rad's very busy making new challenges for us. Bring them on, I say! And a map too. Plzkthnx.
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I guarentee you that the ceiling is completely irrelevant to this.
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Unless you consider the lights hanging from the ceiling.

List exits plz.
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No, I'm considering the gaping HOLE in the ceiling where we decided to "drop in" (no pun intended)
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Ah. Didn't see that. *pokes Rad, because he's probably asleep*
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No, just busy.

It seems as though someone has already sewed up the hole in the ceiling.
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Stack all party members minus Fooruman, with Faw on top. Give him the knife and use it to try and cut the stuff (fabric?) that's keeping the hole shut.

If that doesn't work, then:
Go: South
Pull lever
Go: Down hallway that is lit up
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That'll be East there, I believe.
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Unfortunately, the roof is not made of fabric. It's just more earth and metal, sewed shut with six inch thick steel cable.

You go back to the lever and go east. There is another lever in this room, and exits are north (to the monolith), south (to the dial), and west (back to the lever).
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I assume someone is trying to trap us with this puzzle-lair thing. I don't think there's anything else to do at the monolith now (unless we missed something), so:

Go: South.
Examine Room and dial.
List exits.
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I assume someone is trying to trap us with this puzzle-lair thing.
Or at least slow you down... *still has to draw sprites*

You go south. This room has four exits: back north, east (to Fox and the cold-feeling machine with the air vent), west (to the warm-feeling machine and bars), and south (to the burning hot furnace room). The dial in the middle of this room can be turned in any of the four directions.
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I sense a battle ahead...but maybe it's just me.

SAVE, MORTAL!

Hmmm...a hot machine and a cold machine...they have to do with furnace, I believe.

Go: East, South
Examine room and everything in it
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Saved.

You go east and south. All that is in this room is the machine with the air vent. The vent as been torn off, and the machine is cold to the touch.
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It is cold.
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HOW COLD IS IT?
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About 0o C.
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Stop touching the machine.
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Is that degrees celsius or calvin?
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There is no such thing as degrees Calvin.

You stop touching the machine.
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Yes, there is. Or are you just putting it in the 'government conspiracy' category?
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No, there isn't. There's degrees Kelvin, though.
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There can be degrees Calvin if I want there to be. Thanks. I messed up the spelling. I still like degrees Calvin, though.
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Is there any sort of control panel?
=If YES, then examine panel
=If NO, then go:
North, West, pull lever if west hallway isn't lit up, examine room.
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