You do a bunch of stuff (passing the save point; game saved.) Then you return to the Trafton Cave. The Mighty Trafton is inside. "Insolent mortals," he begins, "dare you wear a symbol of my former religion?"
Combat! Music = http://www.foxmage.com/far-east.mid
Enemies:
Trafton - Harmful magic immunity, Spellcaster, Constant aura of chaos.


Trafton attacks.
- Uberbob loses 10 HP
Trafton attacks again.
- Foo loses 20 HP
Trafton casts Rein of Gerbil
- Foo loses 60 HP
- Uberbob loses 50 HP
- Foo is all dead and stuff!
Your move.

Review Trafton's Cave poorly.
Claim Page.
Attack with Page.

Uberbob attacks Trafton with the page.
- Trafton takes .04 damage.
Trafton attacks.
- Uberbob takes a bunch of damage and dies!

Game loaded from save point between the Merpeople and the path to the Trafton Cave and Gerbil Temple.

Check inventory.
Wonder if Foo remembers having died.

Go to tempel ness arl.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbetterflyingfullyclotheductsc raptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grapes (in throat)
-Noberries (6)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Keys (2)
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-Snufuss Cloak
-Xion
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Skateboard
-Druid Robe

Foo does not remember.
Ness Arl?

Enter Trafton Cave without wearing Snufuss Cloak.

I meant to go to the Temple of Gerbil, but that way works too...

You enter the Trafton Cave without wearing the cloak. "Who dares enter my lair?" Trafton says.

HI. I'm uber bob! And I dare to enter the lair.

"I bring you a waffle!"

"Leave my lair at once!" The mighty Trafton roars.

"Leave? But we've come so far already... and I'm failing to choke upon the Chaos Grape the Wicked Trading Post of the Donut Island gave me!"

I'll skip some gorey stuff here to save time. Game loaded from path between Trafton and Gerbil places and Merpeople.

Tsk. If we only had a lemon.

Offer Trafton Thirdeighteennoteevenbetterflyingfullyclotheductsc raptlegalfourseatsestrudelire.

Trafton attempts to figure out what the Scraptstrudel is, then gives up, kicks you out of his cave, and installs a door.

You found a sea lemon!

Knock politely on the door.
(Is it made of wood?)

You knock. You hear someone walking, but it doesn't open. Yes, the door is made from the finest pine wood imported from Japan.

"Oh mighty Trafton, we have brought you a lemon!"



Do you like to suck on lemons? Do I ever. ~Trafton

Trafton opens the door, steals your lemon very quickly, and slams it in your face. You mystically find another sea lemon because I'm too lazy to take it off the invintory list!

"Oh mighty Trafton, if you would but do us one small favor, we shall leave you in peace with another lemon!"

No reply.

The gremlin Guru appears... well, not really "appears", but you sense his presence. He will trade you a hint for one item.

Return to Deserted Combat Arena.
Look around for Trafton.

You look around the desered combat arena. You find no interesting items, but an interesting phrase carved into one stone pillar. "Opposites don't attract, they explode."

ttrade xion for hint.

The Guru believes you are trying to rip him off and leaves.

Go talk to Merpeople.

You walk to the Merpeople. "Who are you and why have you come here?" the leader asks.

"My name is Uberbob, and I am seeking one known as Blackraptor. I bring you waffle pieces from a physical improbability!"
Add as an afterthought "and this is Foo".

"I can not lie to you," the Merperson says, "we wish to shoot you. Plz get closer."

"Why do you want to shoot someone as unthinking and likable as myself?"

"We just don't like people," he replies.

"But I'm a rabbit, and I know a Minion!"

"Rephrase - we just don't like anything that moves." he adds.

"But you're always moving! And why aren't you off hunting Trafton or someone?"

The merperson turns around and blasts another merperson to pieces. "Most of the time we just put up with eachother."

Tell other Merpeople "Hey! This guy just killed one of your kind. You should stop him before he kills you, too!".

Merperson shoots you. Game loaded.

play a round of Faw Rad wars

http://www.foxmage.com/RadFaw.zip
RadFaw Wars, the one with the bigger characters. A bunch of MB, and you probably already have it.