| 583. |
"I've molded gelatin to completely close off my anus, but now my armpits are leaking brown onion-egg smelling syrup shit"
-Spaztic |
| 582. |
"Also, palindrome kind of sounds like alladin... but completely different."
-CrimiClown |
| 581. |
"Look at how many people die in the real world today whether it's from abortion to murder to whatever."
-drmoo |
| 580. |
"i'd let google invade my integrity any day of the week"
-iCeD |
| 579. |
"job hunting is the worst kind of hunting because it doesn't involve spears."
-Trafton |
| 578. |
"conclusion: i do not to live in nigger."
-Trafton |
| 577. |
"He even has facial hair. He'd make one real ugly chick."
-n0 (about Black Ninja) |
| 576. |
"HB EvilMike! You get.... older."
-Pako |
| 575. |
"It’s not as if I would spend any more time dedicated to this community just to have it pinned down by a couple of negative admins whose opinion weight more than stone."
-Moonblaze |
| 574. |
"not as if I would spend any more time dedicated to this community just to have it pinned down by a couple of negative admins whose opinion weight more than stone."
-It’s |
| 573. |
"Art student? We don't need to start throwing insults."
-Radium |
| 572. |
"Hahahahahahahaha. Sterotypes. Materialism. Archetypes. No free will, along with an inescapable destiny."
-FireSworD |
| 571. |
"are you a full-time idiot or is it just a hobby?"
-R3ptile |
| 570. |
"I have no desire for my dopaminergic vesicles to reverse their flow and cause permanent destruction of catecholamine production ability."
-Krezack |
| 569. |
"my crotch is named melinda"
-Trafton |
| 568. |
"If I wore jingly things when I shaked my hips, I wouldn't mind being called jingly-butt."
-Monolith |
| 567. |
"i see your 17" HUGE CRT and raise you a 21" HUGE HUGE CRT"
-Torkell |
| 566. |
"added a quote by my favorite male korean pop singer, Rain. It's a tribute to him. "Endless effort, endless endurance, and endless modesty". He is the most influential person of this century by TIME 100. almost becoming a manga."
-Bboy Type7 |
| 565. |
"Just because you're a racist, you're a racist."
-BBoy Type7 |
| 564. |
"I am heavily deinspirated right now"
-Eigus |
| 563. |
"I doubt you could shove a pot brownie up your ass and feel anything except a strong desire to shit it out"
-Tik |
| 562. |
"While Sheldon's somatotypes are slightly outdated, I'm an ectomorph."
-Krezack |
| 561. |
"Beauman only wants children to experience pregnancy."
-Duckbread |
| 560. |
"CHEESECAKE DOES NOT BELONG IN PITS"
-Bobby |
| 559. |
"lol"
-DethMan |
| 558. |
"Selling the game is just the companies/business's way to make money."
-Bboy Type7 |
| 557. |
"Anyway, I kind of figured dicks were transported by crate"
-Strato |
| 556. |
"That would be killer awesome."
-iCeD |
| 555. |
"You insult me, my cold-blooded acquaintance."
-Fjolsvidr |
| 554. |
"i for one cum on my plants if they're looking down"
-Tik |
| 553. |
"smarter people are much more cautious about having a family whereas your average dumbass is like "lol fucking whoops a baby rofl""
-Tik |
| 552. |
"No she got on later and we started talking I told her I "want things to work out between us" and she's like "me too" Then she left shortly afterwards she's like aww i g2g i'll ttyl sorry and i'm like it's ok <3 ttyl and she's like <3 ttyl and with that she left. (not an exact quote, just a synopsis)"
-drmoo |
| 551. |
"Ah. Hello, Descartes--but I can tell you haven't made it to the Fifth Meditation yet."
-paul |
| 550. |
"Lets talk about women. They like to fuck with you quite a bit, don't they? By that I mean they like to mess with your mind."
-drmoo |
| 549. |
"what a beauty female :D"
-Majorek |
| 548. |
"that's like saying you'd rather get your shoulder impaled by an icepick than your genitals"
-iCeD |
| 547. |
"It would be pretty sweet to have a president named Mike's Cock."
-iCeD |
| 546. |
"I see a possible life exists. Now I will commit suicide for efficiency."
-Krezack |
| 545. |
"I don't like the term "douchbag". Most douches use a squeeze bottle, not a bag. If they said "enema bag", it would make more sense."
-Ninjapixie |
| 544. |
"Last I checked we can still say crap. Be thankful for that, as it should be blocked."
-Zapper |
| 543. |
"no I don't know nothing, I just went into a computer shop and asked a guy to post on jj forums for me. I offered him a blowjob in return. I am planning on buying some internets, to burn them on cd's but I am afraid that the AOL police will get me."
-sedthh |
| 542. |
"'Gentlemen' are sexist."
-fjolsvidr |
| 541. |
"I HAVE VIEWED ALL NEW JCF POSTS NOW AND I CAN'T FIND ANY NIPPLES"
-Fquist |
| 540. |
"IF cobbi's parents == awesome THEN cobbi's parents != parents ELSE paradox()"
-FjolsvidrFH |
| 539. |
"I hate the establishment"
-NovaStarCC |
| 538. |
"death will die on Oct. 21,2100 (in 93 years) Reason: looked suggestively at a sword carrying Japanese guy"
-Tickbot |
| 537. |
"If you were funny i'd be like "no way! ha ha ha ha!" but you're not funny so i'm just like "(sarcastic)ha ha ha ha! (/sarcastic) no!""
-drmoo |
| 536. |
"Back before guns people fought with swords and shields and bows and arrows and I liked that because it took strength and courage to go up against people back then. Now adays, you have some fat lard who sits on a chair and if i country gives us trouble he hits a button and a bombs drop. It's a test of trigger fingers now adays not a test of strength and training."
-Drmoo |
| 535. |
"i got in a fight with a black guy earlier, neither of us won or lost but he was tryin to make me call me gf and tell her i cheated on her with like 10 guys and i almsot got my ass gangbanged.... which is pretty fucked up, i can fuckin handle my own girl problems.... fuck"
-ninja |
| 534. |
"It’s just that your eyes shine like jewels… prolly because of some camera lightning anyway."
-The Emperor |
| 533. |
"This community lost his spirit years ago. Bashing each other on their heads is the only thing that is important here."
-Shadow |
| 532. |
"Wy cant every1 just appreciate all God has done 4 us, instead of criticising Him? Why cant we all live in peace? Except Jews and Arabs."
-fstdt.com |
| 531. |
"Anyway, they're just 4chan people, it's not like they matter."
-Radium |
| 530. |
"anal molestation is bad customer service :("
-Trafton |
| 529. |
"i think we should have a constitutional ban on nigger"
-Trafton |
| 528. |
"trafton is great company when he showers"
-MaGoo |
| 527. |
"Iced is a language and what is the most out of it, and it's just plain gay! Ps if you're wondering i am not gay/bi. I am a frequent lover of people hacking my mammaries innocently."
-Duckbread |
| 526. |
"I probably should not try to see what I can fit in my mouth"
-Monolith |
| 525. |
"I'm a expert in computers but it doesn't matter because I'm still able to have good social relationships."
-FreeFull |
| 524. |
"that's not logic that's biologic which is completely different. And if you think about it the numbers all stay the same due to the law of conservation of mass."
-Drmoo (on...who cares?) |
| 523. |
"The reason it would be undefined is because division is like dividing something"
-Drmoo |
| 522. |
"the back of my ear is covered with smut"
-Trafton |
| 521. |
"if i had a girlfriend i'd call her yak lips, or maybe rat testicles."
-Trafton |
| 520. |
"i am sorry but it's time for someone to tell the truth in your faces"
-R3ptile |
| 519. |
"I do not support gays/bi's and I don't think it's what god intended for mankind (that's probably why AIDS started), but I mean even if you are gay, keep it private. Don't go telling the whole world you're gay. It makes a bigger issue out of it, and it's just plain gay! PS If you're wondering i am not gay/bi. I am straight all the way. And i'm bringing sexy back!"
-Drmoo |
| 518. |
"Proper education about skin difference in schools, proving how a black person is just as natural as any white or near-white person by interviews, documentaries and such, that is the way that makes people think better."
-MoonBlazE |
| 517. |
"I have nothing against homosexuals or bisexuals. In fact, I know many great ones very well. But I will steer clear of drugs and underage drinking."
-Trafton |
| 516. |
"But the emulators wouldn't exist if it was illegal, would they?"
-drmoo |
| 515. |
"I should start trying to drink coffee. I desperately need to be a man! D="
-Xobim |
| 514. |
"Gigantic space penises are the best"
-Haikz |
| 513. |
"*crunch* Hmm...tastes like cock. :("
-Strato |
| 512. |
"dimensions are an illusion"
-Monolith |
| 511. |
"Maybe the world has just 3 dimensions? (from our point of view, at least)"
-ny00123 |
| 510. |
"There can only one good MS. MSpaint."
-Iconguy |
| 509. |
"yeah this is probably the studliest channel on #jj2"
-Ninja |
| 508. |
"Caps = big boobs"
-Mazinkaiser |
| 507. |
"is ninja watching a movie of his cousin jacking off in his grandmothers bedroom?"
-EvilMike |
| 506. |
"Ninja I think you should upload your penis on J2O"
-MaGoo |
| 505. |
"that's a cow, they're supposed to have nose nipples"
-iCeD |
| 504. |
"I'm like the gayest fucking dude on earth then."
-n00b |
| 503. |
"Although I didn't have a douche so I'm pretty much slumped in my chair with my ass sticking towards the ceiling with a funnel"
-Spaztic |
| 502. |
"The guy on the screen was all "The aliens are coming! The aliens are coming!" So SlaYo hit pause."
-noob |
| 501. |
"I said FUCK YOU GUYS. Triangle makes me think of a wobbly H only with the dude in the middle and the two girls on him."
-Ninjapixie |
| 500. |
"if u got aids and u sneeze u could also bring others the decease"
-Shaney |
| 499. |
"better beeing an addict to life then an addict to anime"
-Shaney |
| 498. |
"Unprotected sex baby ;)"
-Strato |
| 497. |
"Yee-haw, I'm gonna drive my chevvy down to the diner and meet with some of my buds, then I'm gonna kill some negroes!"
-Alister |
| 496. |
"my parents have a habit of relocating liquids"
-Trafton |
| 495. |
"Sri Lanka? That’s cool country!"
-Bjarni |
| 494. |
"Apple mine sticky :-#"
-Bjarni |
| 493. |
"Wow, I like Roller Coasters! It´s just like one Rooler Coaster in Tean City! ;)"
-Bjarni |
| 492. |
"stool, blacklisted"
-Trafton |
| 491. |
"this is a pic of my friend, who i made invisible, and put him in fire. he isn't being consumed, but so many people are consumed by sin and evil, its stupid. they turn invisible."
-wwjdjudson |
| 490. |
"i have no clue what he talks about, but i'm sure that if you play it backwards you'd hear satanic ritual poems"
-Pyromanus (about Bjarni's YouTube videos) |
| 489. |
"when iCeD and I have cyber sex we try to make it so realistic that we send eachother viruses over IRC"
-MaGoo |
| 488. |
"i think the role reversal is the result of the constant DNA exchange between iCeD and i"
-MaGoo |
| 487. |
"would you like peas or corn? Sign here"
-Evilmike |
| 486. |
"anything above 5 inches is monstrous"
-cooba |
| 485. |
"How about you upload your dick into my ass, iCeD."
-MaGoo |
| 484. |
"I should upload a picture of my dick to a wikipedia page just to gague the reaction"
-iCeD |
| 483. |
"Plus my brother and sister only have a gothic lolita party. Then i would never get interesting roles."
-Duckbread |
| 482. |
"id totally discover the pleasures of anal sex with a bald mono"
-Excabus |
| 481. |
"Haha no. My bed is about babies, not excabus."
-Duckbread |
| 480. |
"Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The police man."
-EvilMike's brother |
| 479. |
"gay stuff is usually the tastiest"
-Spaztic |
| 478. |
"nudity never leaves us, it is always hiding behind doors and under clothes."
-Ninjapixie |
| 477. |
"Mike's proverbial strap-on can penetrate any orifice, I'm afraid."
-Spaztic |
| 476. |
"the senior class in my skin is madddd stuck up though"
-Lark |
| 475. |
"i have made it clear to iced that i prefer my lubricant all natural"
-MaGoo |
| 474. |
"i am willing to see iced naked"
-MaGoo |
| 473. |
"Thus those pants have to take out piercings and get my hair out of the skin off the top of your head sideways. Then look at it. Then turn your head sideways. Then look at it. Then turn your head and let the hair in back grow long. You'll have a small penis."
-Duckbread |
| 472. |
"i am a homosexual with an uncombed nerd fetish"
-Trafton |
| 471. |
"its just another day the govermount get your money honestly im surprissed there isn’t a cristmas 2 yet."
-Jamster (on Valentine's Day) |
| 470. |
"I should be doing meth but I'm just slacking off :|"
-VelK |
| 469. |
"i just confused aftershave for mouthwash"
-Trafton |
| 468. |
"Bisexual guys just need to flip their girlfriends over"
-AstroniA |
| 467. |
"Not to offend, but you really take critic very hard, and you really change your opinions to what others say. :("
-Olsen |
| 466. |
"Peach SO wants bowser cock"
-Alister |
| 465. |
"My breasts do not have elbows >:|"
-Ninjapixie |
| 464. |
"When the pH level of your jews goes down too far they become hassidic. :("
-Violet |
| 463. |
"Sauron was totally a jew. DID HE HAVE A FORESKIN? I think not."
-Alister |
| 462. |
"EvilMike's pectoral muscles are very toned and shiny. Like the glossy part of wood."
-iCeD |
| 461. |
"spices make me hot"
-FrankQ |
| 460. |
"I think briefs are the ideal crotch covers."
-FoD |
| 459. |
"What you're asking is like a hamburger. You've got the buns, but where's the beef?"
-Anaiyu |
| 458. |
"Dalspots thinks masturbation is adorable."
-Tickbot |
| 457. |
"wt hell"
-Tublear |
| 456. |
"I didn't think u all looked at porn, thought it was mostly me and xion. i don't do it as much as i used to though"
-Tublear |
| 455. |
"and they are almost at the age of profanity, if there is any"
-Tublear |
| 454. |
"mike carl kloster doesn't sound very canadian"
-Aegis |
| 453. |
"My genitals change at will"
-Spaztic |
| 452. |
"I don't know.. strato is pretty hot."
-Monolith |
| 451. |
"this one looked pissed off when I hit it"
-iCeD |
| 450. |
"The first time I smoked a cigarette resulted in losing my virginity"
-Spaztic |
| 449. |
"I have a few spare bananas, want one???"
-iCeD |
| 448. |
"There are no good quotes on #jj2 irq. Everything is flaming. Perhaps I will find something on another irq channel."
-Tublear |
| 447. |
"I fling my meat in blinding rage."
-Ahat |
| 446. |
"in our final battle we will merge... into one big slab of sex"
-iCeD |
| 445. |
"Hi, I am looking for a painting job. I was painging Hotal and house. I can paint very nice and smoot. And I can use any kind of painting tools. If you are interesting, please reply to me."
-Banya Min |
| 444. |
"I could be the lesbian if someone is willing to take my place as gaylord"
-Velk |
| 443. |
"i've "considered" sleeping with people who i've never even heard talk"
-Trafton |
| 442. |
"come here little boy and suck my nipple as I hold this boquet"
-Spaztic |
| 441. |
"there is plenty wrong with the male body though"
-Fquist |
| 440. |
"Rub faeces on your face whenever possible"
-Alister |
| 439. |
"family circus warms my heart and barfs my laugh"
-Trafton |
| 438. |
"I give myself corn syrup enemas"
-Spaztic |
| 437. |
"Last night I dreamed my cock was a giant tri-masted Spanish galleon."
-Evan Stone |
| 436. |
"Twat is like a laser beam. Cunt is like an atomic bomb."
-Cobbi |
| 435. |
"look at those manboobs jiggle"
-Monolith |
| 434. |
"I have slept with.. 9 people from this community ;l"
-Monolith |
| 433. |
"I get a milk buzz after a single beer"
-Spaztic |
| 432. |
"So this is what the inners of a Pixi look like..*pokes the pinkness*"
-Dalspots |
| 431. |
"this is the fourth time this month someone i know has peed on their computer accidentally"
-Trafton |
| 430. |
"I need to stay awake to see Cobs lick me tonight."
-FoD |
| 429. |
"alcohol has more fun than starbucks."
-Ninjapixie |
| 428. |
"Girls don't want you to be talking to them because they have a vagina."
-Trafton |
| 427. |
"I`M WARNING YOU! IF YOU LIKE SMOKING LEAVE MY SITE ALONE."
-Bjarni |
| 426. |
"the dick is a great place to put a face."
-Ninjapixie |
| 425. |
"The porn is too old to eat"
-Trafton |
| 424. |
"I'll bet Link has areolas the size of soda cans."
-Strato |
| 423. |
"I wish I had a penis on my body so I could be on the news"
-Trafton |
| 422. |
"Most of my burns have nothing to do with porn"
-iCeD |
| 421. |
"I enjoy dancing, eventhough I don't go out a lot. Like someone said earlier, slowdances are my favourite aswell =D. (especially naked, in a candle lit room^^.)"
-Grytolle |
| 420. |
"my hand sometimes smells like pre-ejaculation"
-aegis |
| 419. |
"AFAIK Internet was invented in 1995, no idea if that's right, but around then at least."
-Innocent |
| 418. |
"Is this going to contain (-)? (Or not, because I read somewhere (-) make games too easy or SP levels to easy).."
-CoolSoldier |
| 417. |
"I want companionship...I want to meet you...you will come to meet me...I want not any of the sex of male and female...I only want to rest..."
-Jarom Alan Blackmon |
| 416. |
"I had to unbutton my penis."
-Trafton |
| 415. |
"What did the truck driver say when he couldn't find his truck? "I can't find my truck.""
-EvilMike's brother |
| 414. |
"ar you Speek english? some one? i Looking For Gaters in canada can you Help Me?"
-bl0z (in #canada) |
| 413. |
"...I would've almost said "I've got to get out more", but when "outside"'s referring to other online forums, you know something's not right."
-Fawriel |
| 412. |
"Something on my face is bleeding. BBL."
-VleKa |
| 411. |
"I've always wondered why they don't put meat in breakfast cereals.."
-White Rabbit |
| 410. |
"Way to job!!!"
-Trafton |
| 409. |
""Aren't You" is pronounced nearly the same as "Aren't You""
-Trafton |
| 408. |
"Say hello to my little friend."
-Cuban Jesus |
| 407. |
"You can ban me for the rest of the year: do you seriously think #jj2 will last two weeks without me?"
-Xion (in 2003) |
| 406. |
"this isnt hilarious like seeing ur brain"
-Kakashi |
| 405. |
"ppl fall from top of building in ur country after seeing u after ur gf"
-Kakashi |
| 404. |
"If I wasn't feline, I could do that too. (The no sleeping part)"
-Xion |
| 403. |
"DR. JONES LIKED A HOT VIDEO GAME BABE, OH THE INSANITY!"
-Tublear |
| 402. |
"And also more likely to rape our GAY"
-Tickbot |
| 401. |
"Corvette! yAy! Good juice."
-Spaztic (2001) |
| 400. |
"Which is why I have to butter up my cock for iCeD"
-MaGoo |
| 399. |
"i'm italian it's fantastic idea,and after 5 year i can take my driving licenze back thanks whizzi and everybody and thanks internet"
-stefano |
| 398. |
"And you can't practace kissing your hand cos it doesn't kiss you back, so you do all the work, and then you get into a wrong habbit."
-Michael |
| 397. |
"omg 10 years old and u allready look like a ghost"
-Shaney |
| 396. |
"You see, America houses the most satanists in America."
-n00b |
| 395. |
"Nobody ever accused Wakeman of bias though :'("
-FQuist |
| 394. |
"I'm in alot of movies"
-Christopher Walken |
| 393. |
"Unfourtantly for UF, crashing doesn't give him a bigger Penis"
-Blacky |
| 392. |
"Mr Rogers probably porked a ton of girls who loved his show"
-iCeD |
| 391. |
"I bet Bill Gates never gets laid even though he is married"
-iCeD |
| 390. |
"ive collected pure grandmas essence to make the greaetest cake in history"
-trixisowned |
| 389. |
"that was three cups of granulated retarded and a tablespoon of genius"
-Captain Canuck |
| 388. |
"I think Lori is a masculine bunny with fire in her blood!"
-Spongie W |
| 387. |
"I want play-dough to come out of my penis."
-MaGoo |
| 386. |
"and ur mom is a slot"
-SkulL |
| 385. |
"iCeD, if you ever lose your virginity I want you to record it."
-Magoo |
| 384. |
"I'd like to hear iCeD having sex."
-Magoo |
| 383. |
"are you naive or just from another planet?"
-Michael |
| 382. |
"sexurity through obscurity is generally a bad idea indeed"
-StijnP |
| 381. |
"New Xbox Scrotum with Yak Ass Technology."
-Trafton |
| 380. |
"Going to church doesn't make you a christian at all, just like going into McDonalds doesn't make you a hamburger..."
-MacAddict111 |
| 379. |
"Didn't your mother ever tell you not to flash in public, Wheeler?"
-Captain Planet (When a camera flash blinds him) |
| 378. |
"banning me would be a violation of the law"
-MRabbit iT |
| 377. |
"NO NAKED JELZE"
-Trafton |
| 376. |
"Britney is very breasts"
-Gabu (during psychobabble) |
| 375. |
"In an official statement, President Bush had this to say about the tragedy: "That's fun over safety.""
-Tickbot rsg 87 |
| 374. |
"Samatros played 'CLITMANIAQ' for 69 points."
-Games.com |
| 373. |
"and if i penetrate"
-xT®ëMé K!d |
| 372. |
"night Spots THE INTERNET SISTA"
-Tickbot |
| 371. |
"Possible spellings for tittar: tit tar"
-monobot |
| 370. |
"it's gonna take a while to find the sketch. didn't realize I had unfinished smut in my folder."
-Dalspots |
| 369. |
"sweat pants are way too revealing i feel like a male whore"
-Captain Canuck |
| 368. |
"i be going to hunt some negros with my cowboy pistol!"
-Michael |
| 367. |
"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
-Spike Milligan |
| 366. |
"'Did you come here for the Jazz Jackrabbit meeting?' 'I find pleasure in death.'"
-SlaYo |
| 365. |
"Opossums are the worst animals to meet when you're alone in the woods, Especially if they look at you for a bit and then do that Exorcist head turn thing"
-n00b |
| 364. |
"Remember kids! How faster your download how bigger your penis is!"
-[CB]Ins0mnia |
| 363. |
"When i'm 18, i'm gonna d/l sooo much porn"
-exodus |
| 362. |
"Hey, I'll call you right back, I hate talking to people while I take shits."
-DJ |
| 361. |
"usually gusy dont mind when i hot on them ;|"
-<Ri> |
| 360. |
"orbitz is a teenage raper who rapes girls and intetrent"
-Shaney |
| 359. |
"ok u surprised me, a need sex now can u help me"
-knicula17 (#canada query) |
| 358. |
"Sarahgirl was sexually harassing me by /msging me."
-UNKOWNFILE |
| 357. |
"Tacos are like an orgasm in your mouth."
-Keyrsten |
| 356. |
"Next time you see an emo kid walking down the sidewalk, ask them why they're not walking in the middle of the road."
-Magoo |
| 355. |
"I was blessed by an ancient and mysterious priest when I was young and it protects me from all harm. That includes going to chatrooms when retarded people are in them."
-Radium |
| 354. |
"I was tempted to vote on option 3. I went with option 2, this isn't really highly debatable. But I belive that I grew up with my siblings, parents, etc, not the birds and chickens and other animals and nature."
-Tublear (in reply to nature vs. nurture) |
| 353. |
"But it makes me think, how do the greek Gods feel about having things put up their butt"
-Tublear |
| 352. |
"its not fiun to do racistics baby"
-shaney |
| 351. |
"the siZe doesnt matter its the hammer your throwing it at"
-shaney (on penis size) |
| 350. |
"Do you realize how fun it would be to go outside on a cloudy night with no moon and just.. pee?"
-Lark |
| 349. |
"I recently came to know that Chippie is slang for "street hooker""
-ChippieBW |
| 348. |
"diarrhea is in every medicine."
-MaGoo |
| 347. |
"Fun Over Safety, but wear a condom and get both!"
-Foxfulness |
| 346. |
"if i am amish i should make a pc work out of poo wood straw and make a joystick out of a cow cock"
-shaney |
| 345. |
"you know ladies mostly are these rich crappy people that talk like they have a hot patao in theire throat so we now know what lady_croft is"
-shaney |
| 344. |
"Gay sex is such a pleasure"
-Shaney |
| 343. |
"I'm tempted to draw something cute and nekkid at the same time."
-Dalspots |
| 342. |
"all of you in here pussy"
-Skull |
| 341. |
"trafton is a nazitrafton"
-SkulL |
| 340. |
"people stab their fucking father in here"
-SkulL |
| 339. |
"Bacon just fades from your mind."
-Ninjapixie (on kosher) |
| 338. |
"Who the fuck would want to download porno movies on a Linux."
-Moonblaze |
| 337. |
"the american army is no more then nothing with their nigger bullies"
-SkulL |
| 336. |
"there are niggers in california"
-SkulL |
| 335. |
"i will cut dick and stuck it up ass and then i will send it your family for dinner"
-SkulL |
| 334. |
"on my left leg its is thanksgiving on my right is Xmas but in the middle is easter so you can search some easter eggs"
-Shaney |
| 333. |
"I bet it's about as hot as lesbian sex between Margeret Thatcher and Janet Reno."
-iCeD |
| 332. |
"I bet everyone there will either be prettier or less pretty than me."
-Larks sister |
| 331. |
"your pretty dumb or stupid if you didn't vote for men. If you didn't then get awake from your prefect world..."
-Shadow (on men vs. women) |
| 330. |
"when dalsie sometimes travels to netherlands she travels thru time lol"
-KeeK02005 |
| 329. |
"what makes you think linking park is metal? they're like an emo-pop/punk band."
-Michael |
| 328. |
"I try to keep the amount of long and pointy things in my pants to an absolute minimum."
-Guybrush Threepwood |
| 327. |
"i shall go have myself a big BONER!"
-Disguise |
| 326. |
"GREETINGS, MORTALS. I. AM. WAKEMAN. PREPARE TO FACE THE ROUND WRATH OF MY ASSHAIR."
-Tickbot |
| 325. |
"You can make tilesets good, or bad. It's your choice."
-Cooba |
| 324. |
"I'M NOT A SPREAD SHEET!"
-Xion |
| 323. |
"Sometimes my underpants turn brown."
-Xion |
| 322. |
"...Cretin. Shut the fuck up asshat."
-Xion |
| 321. |
"YOU GOT A FART STUCK SIDEWAYS"
-Xion |
| 320. |
"Well, even though I'm against gay marriage, I don't turn myself into a racist or anything."
-Tublear |
| 319. |
"If I wanted your opinion, I'd shove it down your throat."
-GenEX |
| 318. |
"This armor really shows off my Ass. :)"
-FoD (meaning assassin) |
| 317. |
"Axie's damned stick is thick"
-Tickbot |
| 316. |
"Funny how I have 3 internets."
-Blackraptor |
| 315. |
"Is that metric or standard?"
-Trafton (when asking about a percentage) |
| 314. |
"Used needles, Mormonism, and information about your bathroom use are all things you shouldn't share."
-Trafton |
| 313. |
"Judging others is easier behind a leather chair."
-Odin |
| 312. |
"IT'S NOT A PARTY UNTIL YOU FUCK JACKRABBITS!"
-Tickbot |
| 311. |
"I am really bored to Finland because of it's stupid neighbourhood everywhere! I wanna move somewhere where human can live wisely like to Japan or England. Or New Zealand or Lithuania."
-Ninjajazz |
| 310. |
"Well, I am pubertscent as you notice (or not) and I want to move England!!!!"
-Ninjajazz |
| 309. |
"I am living my life for Douglas."
-Bunnies |
| 308. |
"lol only arabics explode"
-SkulL |
| 307. |
"Fucked hockey puck sucked hockey puck suck fucking truck"
-Tickbot |
| 306. |
"I dream about women i meet. Especially female ones."
-Slayo |
| 305. |
"Canadian foot is weird"
-Trafton |
| 304. |
"i would enjoy to lick your faces"
-greshi009 |
| 303. |
"Get lost! I'm not joking! [size=extreme big]GET LOST!!!!!![/size]"
-Bjarni |
| 302. |
"* iCeD can't resist the mating calls: has a craving for cock. (Est. time of return: 0secs)"
-iCeD |
| 301. |
"well spaztic you know thats sad high IQ but cant read without punctuation i can read every thing how worse hand writing it is i can read it cause i am the type of person that wants to understand it like people that are handicapped and cant talk that clearly and allmost no one understands them i can understand them cause i want to your just too lazy to not have the abbility to it"
-Shaney |
| 300. |
"Lack of new blood to the veins kills the heart, aka the JCF. Seriously, everything interesting today is categorized "Misc". The Miscellaneous Stuff is where it snows, it's where it happens. Because of this, the forum category itself has turned into a chaos of love and war."
-Moonblaze |
| 299. |
"Why do you say that Bush isn't intelligent enough to be president? I think if he can influance then he has more than enough to confensate for his bad english."
-Michael |
| 298. |
"you are all smogs"
-SkulL |
| 297. |
"If i wasn't a buddhist i'd kick you from the channel right now."
-Slayo |
| 296. |
"I am a griefer as a teenager but still a parent, I own!"
-Tublear |
| 295. |
"but the way you downsized my face with a metaphorical shovel just now..."
-Conker (to Trafton) |
| 294. |
"well i dont like it i am proub of my dick i wont do it just to have sex they need to loveme for who i am and not for what they ewant me to have or to be"
-Shaney |
| 293. |
"well i dont know why i allmost shave every hair of my body exept my dick hair and my head hair maybe i am afraid of cutting my balls of i dunno i simpely think thats just for girls shaving pubic hair"
-Shaney |
| 292. |
"Cry faces. All of you."
-Moonblaze |
| 291. |
"Lastly but certainly not leastly, WE HAVE GOTTEN 1000 VISITORS! PRAISE DE LERRD! Took long enough, aye? I will continue to say 'aye' like a Canadian!"
-Spaztic |
| 290. |
"who turned your brain off =\"
-Shadow |
| 289. |
"Anyway the skin of my nose fell off, years ago, and it took months before I got healed."
-Tublear |
| 288. |
"I don't like homosecaulity, but I don't care about it."
-Tublear |
| 287. |
"If the internet works, I can download that tommorow"
-Tublear |
| 286. |
"I don't give a crap about a dictionary, I'd wipe my backside with it's pages, but have fear of getting ink poisoning."
-Michael |
| 285. |
"Sarcasm makes you seem homosexual."
-Michael |
| 284. |
"u will get a good news at justice day if u follow the jesus"
-hamsafar (#canada query) |
| 283. |
"So in other words a corpse vagina fart might be worse than a normal ass fart"
-Evilmike |
| 282. |
"He'd sue your shit off."
-Trafton |
| 281. |
"It's not a shame, you don't want to be a playa or a pimp. Find the girl that you truly like, settle down, blah blah, etc, sex."
-Tublear |
| 280. |
"I hit alt f four on mIRC instead of the ass master."
-Trafton |
| 279. |
"if u cant read it then you need to read my book - how to read"
-the lan meister |
| 278. |
"The intentional ones just like seeing people get man."
-iCeD (on trolls) |
| 277. |
"I could easily give in, but why would I want to? I have God on my side, whether I believe in him or not."
-Conker |
| 276. |
"I'm not a fan of the French, but not because of their homosexual tendencies."
-Conker |
| 275. |
"Water is used everday for me, lol."
-JJ Tublear |
| 274. |
"and he looks at vaginas all day long Disturbing a thing my spine... i love them with needles."
-Tickbot |
| 273. |
"Hey, you stole mine voice! That´s illetion, kid! :-#"
-Bjarni |
| 272. |
"I don't drink bear, so i can't get drunk."
-Bjarni |
| 271. |
"EvilMike fucked an eGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 pigeon"
-Tickbot |
| 270. |
"OH MY GOD MY PENIS IS BURNING FOR REAL."
-SlaYo |
| 269. |
"She want mall."
-AutoVoice |
| 268. |
"I ran to the basketball."
-AutoVoice |
| 267. |
"rocks!"
-AutoVoice |
| 266. |
"He want a horse."
-AutoVoice |
| 265. |
"they would really like to truck"
-AutoVoice |
| 264. |
"Jewboy fucked a STAR WARS RIPOFF!!!!!!!!!111 dog"
-autovoice |
| 263. |
"Ass monkey had fun buying a fuck."
-autovoice |
| 262. |
"Ass monkey craps vcr"
-autovoice |
| 261. |
"Jewboy extremely want Cock."
-autovoice |
| 260. |
"Ass monkey fucks Dick."
-autovoice |
| 259. |
"We piss on my ass million dollars"
-autovoice |
| 258. |
"i extremely want microphone"
-autovoice |
| 257. |
"Europeans have an obvious bias when it comes to American politics because they subscribe too much to French media."
-Conker |
| 256. |
"They are destroying the community just to destroy me."
-Conker (on the subject of #jj2 ops) |
| 255. |
"my penis is very beag and a put in your mauth popo popo popo popo"
-nik (random query from #america) |
| 254. |
"mustafa from karachi pakistan we are making bed linen and garment"
-ghaffar (#canada query) |
| 253. |
"I DIE HIM TO HEAD!!!"
-Danyjel (in his JCF signature) |
| 252. |
"Ahem, avoid coaxing other users into fighting you. You can however coax yourself into fighting you."
-Tublear |
| 251. |
"I want to smash Trafton"
-Conker |
| 250. |
"Why the hell does gender apply to nouns anyway? Can they have sex with each other?""
-EvilMike |
| 249. |
"Cave? What's caving about justice?"
-Conker |
| 248. |
"I love my daughter in concept, but the fire of hell will consume her soul in the afterlife and she will deserve it for her transgressions against the Lord."
-Alan Keyes (fake quote on SA to a kindergarten class about his gay daughter) |
| 247. |
"Mind fleeing us in, Mike? What the heck is marijuana?"
-Moonblaze |
| 246. |
"The movie has been claimed to be "anti-semitic" because of its portrayal of the Jews as merciless Christ-killers. Personally, I don't see how that's anti-semitic. Unless of course "anti-semitic" means "anti-Jew", in which case maybe just a little."
-Stephen Colbert (on The Passion of the Christ) |
| 245. |
"I HATE THIS SHIT, COSE IT WON'T QUIT FROM JAZZ AND SHIT!!"
-Cracker0 |
| 244. |
"Cat piss isn't that bad."
-iCeD |
| 243. |
"Grab your nipples and run!"
-Gummi |
| 242. |
"To be nice I will say that why do you except people to know them all or even one, you are bragging you knolege and it's not lightly thaught upon, those who brag."
-Sporadic |
| 241. |
"assuming someone (male) has a girlfriend and wears a thong, that is gay, but he is with a girl"
-Sporadic |
| 240. |
"im gonna cut of YOUR VIRGIN EARS, and make them bleed, and then step on them, and put them in blenders, then ill have fresh fuckin ear juice, ahhhhh"
-darkenlord |
| 239. |
"ill put your ASS in the filter"
-darkenlord |
| 238. |
"Upgrade? Hipgrave. Oh, Mac."
-Tickbot kick reason |
| 237. |
"if someone in my school would say he has a gf over the net i would fucking throw his two ton bag at him then kick him till he passes out on the floor it's so sad"
-Sporadic |
| 236. |
"if i call you a pussy (no offense hehe) i dont' mean you are two vertical lips with a hole between them, i mean that you act like a girl which is gay- not the guy loving guy gay, you know what i mean man"
-Sporadic |
| 235. |
"what is this a sheep channel?"
-bouz (on #canada) |
| 234. |
"Why do you insist on sexualizing vaginas?"
-Ed Helms |
| 233. |
"Wher can I dld som more member"
-JJ2 server name |
| 232. |
"I want to MOW the grass ;)"
-Bobby aka Dizzy |
| 231. |
"I love organized crime it's so ironic."
-Bobby aka Dizzy |
| 230. |
"I would do Speed."
-FireClaw |
| 229. |
"Go Go Gadget Nader."
-Spaztic |
| 228. |
"I like black people, too. :-("
-FireClaw |
| 227. |
"Hello, do you half for HELLO ?"
-French guy from #canada |
| 226. |
"CANADA IS NIGGER LOVER!"
-a Swedish person in #canada |
| 225. |
"Hey, that guy flying there is BUSH!"
-Ninjajazz |
| 224. |
"Secret message? what it means? anyway, I am now NINJA!!! I will not tell anything to you, not ur bisness"
-Ninjajazz |
| 223. |
"At some point you could drive in Texas with your shotgun in one hand and your bottle of beer in the other. Then, legislation was passed. You could no longer hold the shotgun."
-Derby |
| 222. |
"I want a bonejob. I'm a sick puppy, okay? ;-P"
-FireClaw |
| 221. |
"What is the time in your area Michael?"
-AutoVoice |
| 220. |
"wb av of SCIENCE"
-AutoVoice |
| 219. |
"Download or not? I guess so. :-)"
-iCeD |
| 218. |
"JIMMY HAS TENDONITIS"
-EvilMike |
| 217. |
"USA RAPED CANADA IN THE ASS AND CANADA LIKED IT - UNLUBED"
-iCeD |
| 216. |
"Oh, by the way, I registered b00bshop.net"
-Trafton |
| 215. |
"Hi how are u? Can u tell me your name age sex and land PLEASE?"
-Rimi |
| 214. |
"Washing State sucks!!!"
-Exyle |
| 213. |
"I have chinese installed."
-Blackraptor |
| 212. |
"Have a good die!"
-Engrish |
| 211. |
"ur life will continue until the day u die."
-Ryu A$ |
| 210. |
"MMM, I LIKE CHEEZE WIZ"
-iCeD (in 2001) |
| 209. |
"keep your purple pubic hair to yourself"
-courtney |
| 208. |
"Do you come from Japan, China, or something country from Africa? You looks brown!"
-Bjarni |
| 207. |
"Milk spelled backwards is kill."
-EvilMike |
| 206. |
"Tickbot readme - lol - cool - can he do anything else?"
-Tman |
| 205. |
"It's a wide known fact that Alice and Wonderland introduced kids to Cocaine, and other drugs."
-Tublear |
| 204. |
"I WILL COME TO YOUR PARTY AND POOP IT!!"
-EvilMike |
| 203. |
"Hello I made from CHINA! May be use your home!"
-iCeD |
| 202. |
"So he gives bitch to me in 12 years?"
-Spaztic (replying to typo) |
| 201. |
"Then your father gave birth to you when you were 30."
-Trafton |
| 200. |
"Out of my colon, rather."
-Derby (about where his apostrophes come from) |
| 199. |
"Your grammar is on FIRE!"
-Spaztic |
| 198. |
"Go shut down your mouth."
-Riptearrabbit |
| 197. |
"In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you."
-Teal'c |
| 196. |
"YOUR. GRAMMAR. SUCK."
-Cooba |
| 195. |
"It's not power abuse. It's power usage."
-EvilMike |
| 194. |
"I bet a gram of uranium is pretty heavy"
-Spaztic |
| 193. |
"What the hell is a shikabite I aint downb with the iowa slang"
-Strolla68 |
| 192. |
"Then get a new ISP or a browser that supports html"
-Crono |
| 191. |
"Let's go to the MARS!!!"
-JSZ Spaz |
| 190. |
"More men are female than male."
-Trafton |
| 189. |
"Something tells me I have herpes because I just saw two pink spots on my butt."
-LRK's Sister |
| 188. |
"I only play wc3"
-unhit`jk2 |
| 187. |
"Hey, everyone, just looking for some cool furry art sites, I think I'm becoming addicted =P"
-Spaztic (in 2002) |
| 186. |
"I still plan on becoming a Nonalcoholic when I get older."
-Tublear |
| 185. |
"You clearly intended to have no idea of what you are talking about."
-JJ Tublear |
| 184. |
"What the heck? Are you seriously joking?"
-JJ Tublear |
| 183. |
"i SWITch from jj2 to tsf and back to jj2"
-Tublear |
| 182. |
"Promises are bugs in our buggy world."
-danyjel |
| 181. |
"What kind of world is this? IT'S KIND OF CRAP!"
-Engrish |
| 180. |
"Big pimpin. I love George Bush."
-Tickbot |
| 179. |
"Smoking is breaking health. And I saw your health not only once..."
-Danyjel |
| 178. |
"I am Mary I am sory :) i want to lick your dick please autorise me"
-ICQ |
| 177. |
"Weather.com is back as it should be - in Spanish."
-Trafton |
| 176. |
"hey, i am finnish, does anybody give me may to my words? DUTCH IS BEST!"
-NinjaJazz |
| 175. |
"And please don't banner me, this were really joke in Finland."
-NinjaJazz |
| 174. |
"Sorry, it were accident and JCF on my computer can't delete these threads..."
-NinjaJazz |
| 173. |
"I must be the only person who can see the path to the forest rather than removing the forest."
-Xion |
| 172. |
"I don't want to work more than I want to."
-Xion |
| 171. |
"SJ IS MY CARIUOM"
-Spaztic (drunk) |
| 170. |
"I WORK MFOR MICKY MOSUS"
-Cobra (drunk) |
| 169. |
"SOBER DURK IS GAY"
-Spaztic (when drunk) |
| 168. |
"MONOFARLING SI RIGNA\"
-Spaztic (when drunk) |
| 167. |
"all say hallo the the running kernal of the geme :)"
-br>piet |
| 166. |
"Sorry my bjarnism, but you look like black screen with some photo... (oh... who is that?)"
-danyjel |
| 165. |
"I die that scanner to head! In true, I am not scared of zombies, so it's okay... Mommy... Mommy!!!"
-Danyjel |
| 164. |
"He still doesn't cunt."
-Trafton (he meant count) |
| 163. |
"The Internet looks like the Death Star wearing a green Hawaiian shirt."
-Spaztic |
| 162. |
"So your something like a white nigger"
-Umba (in response to Wisety being from Africa) |
| 161. |
"Actually only 30 percent of those struck by dying die."
-Trafton (talking about lightning) |
| 160. |
"Tentacle porn is better than horse porn"
-blackcat1134 |
| 159. |
"Please shut the door and ROCK ON!"
-Engrish.com (Sign on airport bus in Japan) |
| 158. |
"Damn invaders!"
-Xion |
| 157. |
"And Jesus rose again in front of the floppy masses and declared, "JESUS CHRIST!""
-Tickbot |
| 156. |
"I'm the biggest idiot in the retard."
-Spaztic |
| 155. |
"I'm not a pawn. I am not a slave, nor a servant. I have a mind of my own, and I use it. I hate lima beans. Do you need more reasoning than that?"
-Xion |
| 154. |
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
-Mitch Hedberg |
| 153. |
"It's sometimes difficult to think clearly when you're strapped to a printing press."
-Batman |
| 152. |
"My special move is "laugh a lot of sweat""
-Spaztic |
| 151. |
"I wanna have nibbles like powdered toast man"
-mirrow |
| 150. |
"Is this good? No. It is smoke."
-Cooba |
| 149. |
"your mum is so fat you need a map to find places."
-mirrow |
| 148. |
"yo mommas so fat that she runs away whenever she comes in the room"
-Mazinkaiser |
| 147. |
"yo momma's so ugly that when she entered a beauty contest she came in first and last"
-Mazinkaiser |
| 146. |
"yo momma's so fat that she ate a elephant when she was eating"
-Mazinkaiser |
| 145. |
"yo momma's so fat that when she went to a bar they put her tab on the table"
-Mazinkaiser |
| 144. |
"your mommas so fat that she ate a zip code whole"
-Mazinkaiser |
| 143. |
"your momma's so fat she's the mayor"
-Mazinkaiser |
| 142. |
"IT IS DUDE!!! Why? Foce you is DUDE!!!"
-Bjarni |
| 141. |
"I´m in very trouble"
-Bjarni |
| 140. |
"Excuse me I had bean mistake! Sorry!"
-Bjarni |
| 139. |
"i have no brain so i cant grow it."
-Danyjel |
| 138. |
"Hello GHOST OF A DARKNESS!!! Cool you are REALY COMES FROM DARKNESS!!! also cool!"
-Bjarni |
| 137. |
"I am so sick of black people calling me."
-mcatis |
| 136. |
"SAY US THE THING THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH LIKE FAT GOPHER."
-Cooba |
| 135. |
"ROTFing on the floor."
-Cooba |
| 134. |
"Nagas are mostly black."
-Cooba |
| 133. |
"I know what a pain it is. It's hideous feeling."
-Cooba |
| 132. |
"Orange rhymes with strange."
-Cooba |
| 131. |
"It swim, swim, hungry round, I think."
-Cooba |
| 130. |
"penis reg ;)"
-Tickbot |
| 129. |
"I leik dem Ferret Boobies ;>>>"
-Xion |
| 128. |
"Vaginas are a catalyst for orgasms."
-Spaztic |
| 127. |
"Dude, jesus was great."
-Wild Angel |
| 126. |
"i aint stupid.. i was being phycastic"
-No1Nemesis |
| 125. |
"But this is better than men on steroids wearing underwear."
-Labratkid |
| 124. |
"so this is a leet chan right :>"
-Nomaru |
| 123. |
"I'll be.. erm.. 28. Err... 45... No... 4... Errmmm.. 12! Dat's it!"
-iCeD |
| 122. |
"I was probably the nazi of all n00bs"
-VeggieMan |
| 121. |
"i want to see you wear your boxers, not listen to them"
-SlaYo |
| 120. |
"First i wanted to get the eiffel tower tattood on my dick. But then I would be left with too much untattood space."
-Slayo |
| 119. |
"Feel the smell! >P"
-Cooba |
| 118. |
"My prostate is on fire, and this way is my testicles. For this reason its my testicles on fire."
-Xion |
| 117. |
"I use most of the time Colgate and Crest sometimes, rarely."
-Tublear |
| 116. |
"Does this rhino ever get lonely and want to interact with other rhinos? Has he ever asked you for a PlayRhino magazine? Like a Playboy magazine. Except for rhinos."
-Labratkid |
| 115. |
"J2O official statement: Blablablablablablablabla"
-ShadowGpW |
| 114. |
"Caps make you feel like a MAN!"
-EvilMike |
| 113. |
"i hate it when i miss the tissue ;|"
-Labratkid |
| 112. |
"Undefined, smartass."
-Tickbot |
| 111. |
"I`m no noob im playing half hour"
-Skull |
| 110. |
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he turned into a skeleton."
-EvilMike's brother |
| 109. |
"I hate unfair."
-danyjel |
| 108. |
"If you took a shit in the toilet of life, what would your turds be like?"
-Spaztic |
| 107. |
"Public Wanking is a federal offense. I learned that the hard way."
-Ninja |
| 106. |
"It's sort of hard. Want me to grab it?"
-Krezack |
| 105. |
"...SEE MY FINGERNAILS SHINE LIKE JUSTICE!! :D"
-Ninjapixie |
| 104. |
"my nose is on fire because i was inhaling mass ammounts of pine sol haha whee"
-Ninja |
| 103. |
"Ri is 1.73 cm and Opie is 63 ft tall. Quite a range of heights around here ;P"
-Monolith |
| 102. |
"I have just experienced the second coming of Christ. A polite telemarketer just called."
-Labratkid |
| 101. |
"FUCK THIS! I'M GOING TO CONNIE'S HOUSE"
-Spaztic |
| 100. |
"THO - Man did not invent Air Conditioning for himself."
-Spaztic |
| 99. |
"Nothing beats a warm cup of piss."
-Optic^ |
| 98. |
"Sex has something to do with porn! :-#"
-bjarni |
| 97. |
"You know you've found a good porno when there's queefing."
-iCeD |
| 96. |
".......and I'm the persetent of the United States"
-Bjarni impersonating George Bush |
| 95. |
"ur drunk"
-JJ Tublear |
| 94. |
"BANN ElectroPizza, she sucks!"
-Bjarni |
| 93. |
"Hey? U have a scar in ur trousers? A tiger do that perhaps?"
-PartyBunny |
| 92. |
"anyway thanks vor reviewing and a 1.0 or a 1.2 is very high for mij first full level poket"
-Leole |
| 91. |
"Let's get some C-4 explosives and blow the school doors sky high!"
-theWINNER |
| 90. |
"That´s not porn, That´s hentai!"
-Bjarni |
| 89. |
"IMMA COMPLETE IDIOT"
-Ri |
| 88. |
"Sometimes the flush of my toilet is musical."
-Krezack |
| 87. |
"Will J2Ov2 have any new features?"
-Snooz |
| 86. |
"I CAN JUMP LIKE BIG JESUS :D"
-Disguise |
| 85. |
"Although one time my bedroom light went heywire and was all, like "I'm going to electrocute you" so I was all, like "Dammit I'm glad this thing isn't in the toilet"."
-Krezack |
| 84. |
"I am still master of my domain."
-George (on Seinfeld) |
| 83. |
"I'm not O'Brien! JERRY!!! JERRY!!!"
-George (on Seinfeld) |
| 82. |
"That is one magic loogie."
-Jerry Seinfeld |
| 81. |
"I'm a boy. But if people see me on street, they always think I'm a girl! =D"
-wadledee |
| 80. |
"Hardcode programming makes geeks get stiffies."
-Krez |
| 79. |
"You think a lot. Hehe, when I go to sleep I usually dream about women or video games or nothing."
-JJ Tublear |
| 78. |
"Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!"
-DoomComic |
| 77. |
"DUDE IVE GOT A FIRE IN MY PANTS"
-Ninja |
| 76. |
"WE'RE GETTING JEWED LEFT AND RIGHT!"
-Disguise |
| 75. |
"Roads aren't made out of bacon. They are made out of road."
-EvilMike |
| 74. |
"i inspire old women that hardly are horny"
-Shadow |
| 73. |
"I am farting like crazy tonight.. and my farts smell like toxic death!"
-VeggieMan |
| 72. |
"no. you quert my, baby ;D"
-Ninjapixie |
| 71. |
"ppl fall from top of building in ur country after seeing u after ur gf"
-Kakashi |
| 70. |
"u dont even know u dont need to grow drugs. u get them free from the air condition."
-Kakashi |
| 69. |
"Lemon juice and drink it while punking with sex in the yard my mother taught her that!"
-VeggieMan |
| 68. |
"my mother taught me that and i take care of the yard and puke while having sex."
-Kakashi |
| 67. |
"Wow, my meager brain could mind brain your candy ass."
-JJTublear |
| 66. |
"Like the waters that trickle past the wide open meadow and the birds who sing their songs of love, the Elvish live in harmony and eat bacon."
-AtmcFeline |
| 65. |
"With Natalie Portman around, not a single guy in the world would need Viagra."
-SlaYo |
| 64. |
"Don't you hate it when even you can't stand the smell of your own fart?"
-iCeD |
| 63. |
"Remember, tense and release. Good luck."
-Krezack |
| 62. |
"yeah i only like sex with a guy if the guy is actually a girl"
-mcatis |
| 61. |
"I have friends! >:("
-ElectroPiZZa |
| 60. |
"Masturbation is cute. ;)"
-Ri |
| 59. |
"aka the CROTCH"
-Strato |
| 58. |
"Walking to the bar takes 10 minutes...walking back from the bar takes 2 hours."
-SlaYo |
| 57. |
"I have a lot of time on my hands and feet."
-ElectroPiZZa |
| 56. |
"I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!"
-Duke Nukem |
| 55. |
"I had a gardenburger and the garden with it!"
-Ninjapixie |
| 54. |
"TEA TIME, PROFESSOR EGGLETON!"
-Spaztic |
| 53. |
"YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT THE PROFESSOR AS IN STORE FOR TODYA???"
-Bobby aka Dizzy |
| 52. |
"This... is... my... BOOMSTICK!"
-Ash |
| 51. |
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."
-George Carlin |
| 50. |
"Or you can duct tape the palms of your hands. That way you can't feel shit when you wank!"
-Xion |
| 49. |
"Well yeah, but MOM stands for Multiple Orgasms Maiden."
-Spaztic |
| 48. |
"Just about any other warm beverage beats a nice warm cup of piss."
-BlurredD |
| 47. |
"I WISH TO DO BASIK COMPUTATIONS FOR SATAN"
-Strato |
| 46. |
"Uh-huh, talk to the ear cause the hand dont have none poopiehead"
-SlaYo |
| 45. |
"That's fun over safety."
-Shadow |
| 44. |
"I am deeply rage right now."
-Shadow |
| 43. |
"Sex is painful for me, sadly"
-Strato |
| 42. |
"..."
-Xion |
| 41. |
"Saddam Hussein is in Jale!!"
-XAYo HR |
| 40. |
"You mean wank?"
-Everyone |
| 39. |
"My name is Buck... and I'm here to fuck."
-Buck |
| 38. |
"My internet is on fire!!!"
-RSG |
| 37. |
"This is such an animusic ripoff!!"
-Xion |
| 36. |
"Ouch... penis fracture."
-Strato |
| 35. |
"I'm a godo christian but I draw slutmouse"
-Strato (about Noogy) |
| 34. |
"I am liquid sex."
-Sobe |
| 33. |
"I am Hans... and I am Franz... and ve are going to PAHMP! YOU AHP!"
-Hans and Franz |
| 32. |
"Do not taunt the happy fun ball."
-Saturday Night Live |
| 31. |
"But it was so hot inside... so I killed a tent full of old guys."
-mst3k |
| 30. |
"Hello there guys. Make some toast or something."
-mst3k |
| 29. |
"Ladies and gentlemen... Mike Nelson is... LORD OF THE DANCE!! DadadaduhduhduhDadadaduhduhduh"
-mst3k |
| 28. |
"THE PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!! YEAH!! GO PACKERS!!"
-mst3k |
| 27. |
"YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!"
-Sean Connery |
| 26. |
"I'm ABOUT TO BREAK!"
-Chester |
| 25. |
"Here's the part where cameron goes berserk."
-Ferris Beuller |
| 24. |
"I like doing british ssoccer commentators and then my lungs collapse and when I come to I am in jail."
-EvilMike |
| 23. |
"I enjoy... I enjoy... I enjoy..."
-danyjel |
| 22. |
"HEWWO!!! 8D 8D 8D"
-Disguise |
| 21. |
"Winners don't lose frogs."
-Jill of the Jungle |
| 20. |
"There is no damned add button"
-Xion |
| 19. |
"TRIVIA ON!!"
-JJTublear |
| 18. |
"A last negative thing is the sucker tubes, they suck."
-Moonblaze |
| 17. |
"Hello, guys. Let´s play FOOTBALL!!!!!"
-Bjarni |
| 16. |
"Why must you focus on the negitive things?"
-Xion |
| 15. |
"That´s a zero think!"
-Bjarni |
| 14. |
"most practise fields don't bleed"
-mcatis |
| 13. |
"I just did the dumbest thing ever. Good thing I'm wearing pants."
-Spaztic |
| 12. |
"Word up I guess ;)"
-VeggieMan |
| 11. |
"Home 10 - Visitors NO!"
-Some parenting book from the 80s |
| 10. |
"Iron the yeti you stupid mom."
-EvilMike |
| 9. |
"reg ;)"
-AutoVoice |
| 8. |
"Pluck out your eyes and saw off your limbs."
-Jesus Christ |
| 7. |
"So, the moral of the story is... electocute your penis, I guess."
-Spaztic |
| 6. |
"ur ass is, liek, candy"
-JJ Tublear |
| 5. |
"The internet makes you stupid."
-SomethingAwful |
| 4. |
"I'm a dinosaurus! Roar, roar! Hey, everybody! I'm a dinosaur!"
-Pete |
| 3. |
"WAL MART IS THE GAYEST INTERNET EVER!"
-JJTublear |
| 2. |
"SJDLAKSJDLKASJD HANS AND FRANS ASKLDJLKDJQALK"
-iCeD |
| 1. |
"PAHK DA CAAH ON TOITY TOID STWEET AND FUHGEDABOUTIT!!!!!"
-ElectroPiZZa |