Review by Viv1r

Posted:
9 Feb 2022, 14:15
For: my live
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

Check this out: https://www.jazz2online.com/downloads/9222/hose-my-live-20-d/

Review by 3NZO

Posted:
26 Feb 2010, 03:30
For: intrnet cafe
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

Seems good.
I´ll download it right now :)

Review by KLSF

Posted:
18 Feb 2010, 14:25
For: Park
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

Improved a LOT.(for you) :D but also boring…

Review by Stijn

Posted:
24 Jan 2010, 11:10
For: my live
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

Note: This uses the Hotel Dream tileset, but for whatever reason the author renamed it to “HotelD Rhotel.j2t”. You can get the file under that name at http://www.jazz2online.com/downloads/5700/hotel-bypretty-in-pink/

Okay, this level is horrible. It doesn’t have a background, which is only a big problem in single player, but looks bad regardless of game mode. Thanks to the mystifying decision to upload this as “Multiple” I can’t even tell whether this is supposed to be a multi- or singleplayer level. My guess is multiplayer, as it doesn’t have any enemies or an end boss. In fact, it doesn’t really have any events at all, save for a few warps.

You start in a room which loudly shouts WELCOME GEST (I’m assuming “guest” here) at you and then warps you to the rightmost part of the level. There isn’t a whole lot to do there. You can run to the left side of the level, passing what’s supposedly meant to be a swimming pool, to reach the “hose” (house). The house is equally disappointing, with a few basic constructions, a room at the upper level and a warp to the roof. But why would you want to go to the roof? There’s nothing to do there. All in all this is no fun to play. There’s no weapons or other pickups, there’s nothing that allows for tactical duels, and there’s only a few platforms.

Of course the level doesn’t look good either. As said, there’s no background, but there’s no other eyecandy to speak of either. Even levels such as these, which I suppose fall in the broad “hotel” category, should be nice to look at; it improves the experience a lot. There’s no music either; makes it even more boring. There’s plenty of music on Jazz2Online and included with the game itself, so you really have no excuse for forgetting it.

Alex, I’m disabling uploading new levels for you until you show me you’ve improved. Not a single level by you has gotten a positive review, and you’re not doing anything with the feedback people give you. When you have made a level that is not just fun for you to play, but also for others, feel free to contact me and I’ll make it possible for you to put it on the site again. Until then, please try to practice a bit. Look at other levels, see what makes them good, and try to use this knowledge in your own works. Good luck!

Review by Zoro

Posted:
24 Jan 2010, 03:53 (edited 25 Jan 10, 03:44 by Crazy Rabbit)
For: my live
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

Ok, sorry cooba!
But anyway, people, dont download it please. It may be boring.

Review by alex_hr2000

Posted:
22 Jan 2010, 11:57
For: Park
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

Cool!

Review by Zoro

Posted:
22 Jan 2010, 01:17 (edited 23 Jan 10, 04:12 by Crazy Rabbit)
For: Park
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

lol…Not bad for novice! :D
But anyway its still uninterested!
[EDITED]I mean this is boring…Very boring…

Review by MilloCz

Posted:
28 Oct 2009, 15:20
For: intrnet cafe
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

OH MY GOD ! There really should be better backround and better tileset and better author…

Review by Ron97

Posted:
26 Oct 2009, 08:13
For: my live
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

Disabling ratings won’t stop anyone from seeing this is totally bad level.

Review by alex_hr2000

Posted:
25 Oct 2009, 19:09
For: Hotel By:Pretty in Pink
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

Pretty in Pink no preofile on jazz2online AlexanderKacper100 and Pretty in Pink made Pretty Pink profile.

Not recommendedQuick Review by Ron97

Posted:
18 Oct 2009, 14:29
For: captune dream
Level rating: 1
Rating
1

I really do not see why would anyone want to play this.

Review by Ktos.

Posted:
6 Sep 2009, 17:35
For: captune dream
Level rating: 1
Rating
N/A

What the hell is this? oO I hope that’s it just a joke…

Not recommendedReview by Zoro

Posted:
4 Sep 2009, 04:45 (edited 4 Sep 09, 04:46 by Crazy Rabbit)
For: captune dream
Level rating: 1
Rating
1

Why sky is yellow. I think this is very simple but very not carefully level… Too bad… This is not CTF… I think it… Oh… alex, how you are old?! And how your experience?! Huh?

Review by minmay

Posted:
3 Sep 2009, 14:40
For: captune dream
Level rating: 1
Rating
N/A

spzr: the included tileset, being 1.23, has a limit of 1020 tiles. And while it indeed scrapes that limit, it doesn’t offer thousands of tiles. Yes, I am an anal-retentive dipwad.

Not recommendedQuick Review by Micky

Posted:
3 Sep 2009, 13:03 (edited 7 Sep 09, 09:35)
For: captune dream
Level rating: 1
Rating
1

what the hell…. bad lvl

Download?
No thanks

Rating: 1.0

Not recommendedReview by SPAZ18

Posted:
3 Sep 2009, 09:29 (edited 3 Sep 09, 18:41)
For: captune dream
Level rating: 1
Rating
1

What?

EYECANDY

There is absolutely nothing in this level that can even be classified as eyecandy. The background looks disgusting and the entire level looks very rushed. On looking at the tileset it appears to have been edited and given the most disgusting palette I have ever seen.
You have used the same brick tile multiple times and not put any thought into how the ground looks. The only other tiles I see that have been used are the text signs, arrows and the lettered tiles. In all you have only used about 20 tiles out of the 1020+ tiles (thanks minmay) that are available in this, albeit disgusting, tileset.

0/10 That’s right I give zeros.

GAMEPLAY

Gameplay (if you can call it that) consists of bouncing of a Spring, capturing the flag, run back and do the same thing and then return to your base. That’s it.

0/10

PICKUPS & WEAPON PLACEMENT

Pickups, weapons, power-ups and Carrots are non-existent so another category that gets a zero. :(

0/10

TOTAL SCORE = 0/30
OVERALL SCORE = 0
But since scores under 1 are impossible to give it’ll have to be a 1.0

DOWNLOAD?

Err… no. Please spend far more time on your levels. You need to vary the tiles that you use and you MUST put weapons and items in the level.

Review by Zoro

Posted:
21 Aug 2009, 00:22
For: hotel max 2 vision
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

Where backwall?

Review by drmooCSW

Posted:
19 Aug 2009, 08:27
For: my live
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

I must say that after playing this level, it was a total waste of an upload. This level is absolutely good for nothing. Looks like Yoshi’s House off of Super Mario World. Only worse…

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