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General Hare · Apr 6, 2006, 08:48 AM

Does anyone have an idea of what could of happened if Lori was going to be Spazz's girlfriend instead of being a sister?

Pako · Apr 6, 2006, 09:04 AM

Then there would be a lot of hentai pics about Spaz and Lori.

Hare · Apr 25, 2006, 11:53 PM

Ugh, or worse.

Spongie *W* · May 9, 2006, 05:01 AM

I think there are things in the big wide world which should stay unknown...

Sonyk · May 9, 2006, 05:51 AM

Nicely worded.

Jerrythabest · Jun 23, 2006, 02:11 AM

the JJ2 ending movie would be correct. It's kinda weird now, since spaz sees his own sister and.. well, does really weird things for someone seeing his own sister

MSB3000 · Jun 23, 2006, 08:02 PM

But this thread is a month old

Jerrythabest · Jun 24, 2006, 12:34 AM

so what? I'm just answering questions.

Doubble Dutch · Jun 24, 2006, 05:30 AM

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the JJ2 ending movie would be correct. It's kinda weird now, since spaz sees his own sister and.. well, does really weird things for someone seeing his own siste

Well, can we be sure that's Lori? It doesn't look like her except maybe the colors; also maybe she has been away for a few years [Thus why she didn't help fight Devan] and Spaz is just very glad to see her.

I doubt we'd see many pictures of the two, we certainly don't see many of Jazz and Eva now do we; and they're *married*

On the other hand; would their children be orange? And what would they look like? Since real rabbits don't care about either marrige or incest, does the fact that she's his sister really change anything?

Jerrythabest · Jun 24, 2006, 06:03 AM

nice questions! orange kids!

jam · Jun 25, 2006, 12:43 AM

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does the fact that she's his sister really change anything?

Depends whether you want a rabbit with 6 legs, one ear and no eyes.

Jerrythabest · Jun 25, 2006, 02:41 AM

huh? explain please

Radium · Jun 25, 2006, 08:21 PM

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Depends whether you want a rabbit with 6 legs, one ear and no eyes.

What DD is saying, though is that that's only in humans. Animals tend to incest fine.

Birdie · Jun 26, 2006, 11:06 AM

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What DD is saying, though is that that's only in humans. Animals tend to incest fine.

What about that cow with six legs?

Jerrythabest · Jun 26, 2006, 11:42 AM

you guys have lost me here, really. Let's make some single player episode where you can play with spaz and lori and finally bring them together and they marry and such things. Lori was never meant to be his sister and why won't we just set that right?

oh, yeah, and that was NOT a joke

Enigma · Jun 26, 2006, 11:55 PM

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What DD is saying, though is that that's only in humans. Animals tend to incest fine.

Not really. They may be able to keep it going for a little while longer than humans, but eventually it will make them more vulnerable to certain diseases and stuff, causing all of them to be wiped out when an epidemic hits. Other animals have just as much benefit as humans when mixing the populations now and then.

So basically: Spaz + Lori = no children please

Jerry: every animal has a few faulty genes on a chromosome. Because chromosomes come in pairs, the animal usually has a chromosome with the healthy gene to make up for it. If the animals are related though, they might have the same faulty gene on the same chromosome. If both of them would pass this faulty gene to their child, the child would be left with a pair of chromosomes that both have the faulty gene, without a healthy gene to make up for it. This would cause the child to have some kind of defect. Therefore, Spaz and Lori would probably have handicapped babies.

Jerrythabest · Jun 27, 2006, 12:32 AM

would be interesting. a handicapted baby, you can write a whole story how spaz and lori could try to fix that! =) now who's gonna help me with levels and tilesets?

Doubble Dutch · Jun 27, 2006, 03:41 AM

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Depends whether you want a rabbit with 6 legs, one ear and no eyes.

Inbreeding has positive as well as negative effects; in general if a species has a high reproductive rate [wie rabbits] than it will incest quite well. Large litters [wie rabbits, nix cows] are also helpful, as it allows thr bad genes to be weeded out without destroying all young. Besides, this is only one generation.

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Not really. They may be able to keep it going for a little while longer than humans, but eventually it will make them more vulnerable to certain diseases and stuff, causing all of them to be wiped out when an epidemic hits. Other animals have just as much benefit as humans when mixing the populations now and then.

This assumes there is no natural mutation, after all, all lions are descended from one proto lion, so there should be massive inbreeding there too right? Provided a species mutates enough and has enough young to allow bad genes to dissapear, its all good.

Labrats have been bred about 300 generations from ONE small captured sample in the early 18th century. They are now technically a seperate subspecies of rat.

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Therefore, Spaz and Lori would probably have handicapped babies.

Assuming no prior inbreeding and simalar genetics to humans, the possibility is less than 1 in 200 of a serious defect. Most likely they'd be spazzy.

So in summary Spaz + Lori = Let em do what comes naturally!

Ninja 101 · Jun 28, 2006, 05:24 AM

spaz would be roundhouse kicked to death by Lori, naturally.

Jerrythabest · Jun 28, 2006, 06:40 AM

no, she would probably need all day to clean up Spaz' slobber

Ninja 101 · Jun 29, 2006, 01:05 AM

No, that's the reason spaz would get roundhouse kicked.

Jerrythabest · Jun 29, 2006, 01:50 AM

then the police will prolly pop in and take her to prison.

Jerrythabest · Jun 30, 2006, 12:27 AM

we are making up a story about what their life would be

Ninja 101 · Jun 30, 2006, 12:58 AM

Then her best friend CHUCK NORRIS will appear from the cupboard, say 'what's all this shouting Lori, there'll be no trouble here!' and start attacking people.

Jerrythabest · Jun 30, 2006, 01:04 AM

can someone move this to war tavern?

***Stijn*** · Jun 30, 2006, 01:10 AM

Why?

Doubble Dutch · Jun 30, 2006, 05:06 AM

Well, it sounds good doesn't it? A story about Lori and Spaz. I think it should be made into a seperate thread, yes.

Monolith · Jun 30, 2006, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Jerrythabest

the JJ2 ending movie would be correct. It's kinda weird now, since spaz sees his own sister and.. well, does really weird things for someone seeing his own sister

Spaz has been known to do really weird things anyway.

If Lori would have been Spaz's first real girlfriend, then I think Spaz would have been likely to change a lot, as in not being quite so crazy.

Ninja 101 · Jul 3, 2006, 06:15 AM

I think he needs to get more sleep and all! Have you seen those eyes?!!!
BLOODSHOT TO THE MAX!!!

Jerrythabest · Jul 3, 2006, 07:03 AM

the only reason his eyes look like that is cuz he is playing JJ1 24/7:P

Ninja 101 · Jul 4, 2006, 04:03 AM

Don't Blame him.

Apr 6, 2006, 08:48 AM	#1
General Hare JCF Member Joined: Mar 2006 Reputation:	Lost Future Does anyone have an idea of what could of happened if Lori was going to be Spazz's girlfriend instead of being a sister?

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Jerrythabest JCF Member Can I has cookie? Joined: Apr 2005 Location: Wassenaar, the Netherlands Reputation:	you guys have lost me here, really. Let's make some single player episode where you can play with spaz and lori and finally bring them together and they marry and such things. Lori was never meant to be his sister and why won't we just set that right? oh, yeah, and that was *NOT* a joke __________________

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Jerrythabest JCF Member Can I has cookie? Joined: Apr 2005 Location: Wassenaar, the Netherlands Reputation:	would be interesting. a handicapted baby, you can write a whole story how spaz and lori could try to fix that! =) now who's gonna help me with levels and tilesets? __________________

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Ninja 101 JCF Member The BARON Of EVIL Joined: Jun 2006 Location: The Citadel of The Baron Reputation:	Naturally spaz would be roundhouse kicked to death by Lori, naturally. __________________ Man cannot create an earthworm, Yet he creates Gods by the hundred!

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Jerrythabest JCF Member Can I has cookie? Joined: Apr 2005 Location: Wassenaar, the Netherlands Reputation:	no, she would probably need all day to clean up Spaz' slobber __________________

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