I quit reading that 2/3rds of the way... you have wayyy too many characters.

I have two.

Kaz: I like birds, so I worked offa Kazooie for this one and added some of my jj2 traits (hacking, paranoia and other things). I guess he's annoying sometimes (hyper me if I ever get hyper), hacks things (although I'm far behind Link and Overlord becuase of ghey XP and it's anti-hacks).
I didn't like too much offensive magic, or being the strong guy, I like being fast, evasive, and able to block. So usually I just have a "Yosho" shield or two in stories and people should see that in combat I'm suppoused to be a distraction and draw fire or something. I put in the shield becuase if a bird isn't strong, it should be evasive and defened (they have hollow bones O.o). SAM I'm still wondering about becuase computers are fun, I'm decent with them (in todays field of jj2), so I probably won't write with "her" as a God Tool.

Samuel Johnson: Heheh, yeah, I like the name Sam for some odd reason and need to change my name to that when I'm over 18. This is a rabbit character I made but not normal. He's not strong, he's not very good in fighting (but in combat...). I won't tell why, he hates mirrors, water puddles, reflective stuff, doesn't eat much, and always seems to come out of nowhere (I'm really good at being silent). Most people see him, and he always seems to have some kind of story on something (I tend to know about things in class no matter what subject it is (except history but contrary to SJ><)). I went for a spaz look, changed teh fur to silver, a little taller, the fur is a bit shabby, a light green gun and alternating shoes. Some of you may figure it out and some may not.