Wow, that was like the first one I got, except a different name...

Ooh, a faw one, somewhat rare:
While the sun rose triumphantly to the east, there was a green ferret thing called Fawriel. Fawriel would've probably ruled the world by now, had he not he not gone into real estate.
Having been born in Canada, Fawriel decided he must return the ring to Mordor. Ignoring the fact that this story is supposed to be exciting and adventerous, he took a bus. Tragically, he wasn't l33t enough to pass the final gate. Finally, after he won a duel with Al Gore and was allowed to pass. Some climatic stuff happened and he lived happilly ever after.

End is a stupid word. Reall, look at it: 'end'


It'd be better if it just let you see the story in the window.