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Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his
bicycle.
Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.
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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy.
So she said, "If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel,
and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you
have?"
"Somebody else's pants."
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