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Chapter 1 : Connecting some stuff
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-Hey, Niek!
-Yeah, boss?
-Anything right in your sector?
-Like 15 minutes ago.
-OK.

NOKA, with his group, was secretly patrolling the party nearby Castle Earlong. In
case of guarding, nothing could stop him from his job. Not even Jazz's speech, where Jazz mentioned about "the hard work in their three-people group", couldn't do it.

Unknown Rabbit, wandering around, came to Wadledee, foreign investor, who build the funpark nearby Earlong Castle by himself; and started a conversation:

-You know, seeing the size of all this stuff, it's hard to believe that you're
the only one who build them.
-Why?? You think that I couldn't build they all?! I can! If I couldn't, they
won't be here!
-Whatevah. This one rollercoaster looks incredibly leet.
-Agree. - said NOKA, joining the conversation. -But it's rather easy to
have some errors in big things such as this rollercoaster.
-And these two nearby looks kind of bad. - UR replied.
-Yes THEY SUCKS! - said Wadledee. -I KNOW! THEY ARE STUPID COASTERS!
Wen I was making 2nd and 3rd, I getted no inspiration for it! I tried, but it's sucks!

Unknown Rabbit and NOKA glanced at themselves. They probably think about same thing:
If he know that they're bad, so what's the point of building them?

-They can be fun to drive, though. - NOKA said.
-If you say so... - Unknown replied.

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Cooba carefully red the instruction of the device. Then, he decided to go to build it.
"I guess these dumbs won't see that I stole something from private armory of their own boss. Ah, he died with such a wonderful death..."

Cooba get a flashback of Devan's death.

The whole base was shaking like mad, computers were infected by various viruses, and reactor could explode at any moment.
And VF blew up Devan's escape pod.

Devan was running madly for armory. VF get him there, but he set up the bomb, closed
door, and tried to escape with ventilation shaft. Although, Niek, or whatever that
rabbit was named, shot him, and he falled down and broke his leg and gun. Then, VF escaped with same ventilation shaft which Devan was trying to escape with. I teleported out while he didn't see me.

I teleported at satellite nearby. And then, I saw wonderful explosion. The wall of
armory crashed, the computers inside burned, and void outside the station sucked Devan to space...

Cooba sniffed. He decided to go out with the computer chip, but Devan's private
teleporter started to make weird noise. Thus, Cooba flipped back his head and
saw Devan teleporting to base.

- "Ahh, fresh air... oh, agent Cooba, hello. I see that you find thing I thought
you won't find."
- "But.. tt tt tt.. how?!?"
- "Well, I don't need to breath in my dragon form" - Devan grinned.
- "We'll see!" - Cooba screamed. He get his thunderbolt and shot at Devan.
Devan got paralyzed for a while, but when effect weared off, he said:

- "Ah, so! We have a little revolt here, right? After my vanish, you planned to be
leader!"
- "Well, to be honest, I planned it years ago."
- "GAAAAH!" - screamed Devan, getting his gun and shooting at Cooba.
Cooba dodged the energy balls, and ran to armory. He didn't hear to Devan screaming
'NOOO'. Devan followed him, but agent was nowhere the find. Devan ran to end of corridoor, expecting Cooba could hide in bunch of grenades. While searching for
agent in that bunch, somehow the grenades all exploded. Cooba (he shot at grenades) came to see that is Devan alive or not. And then, Devan catched his leg from below and thus, agent falled to floor.

Devan stand up, got his gun, aimed at Cooba, and said:
- "You knew what you were doing... I mean, you were doing..."

CLICK!
ZAP!
BOOM!

Devan's gun exploded, like it always does while it's running out of ammo.

"So, mr. three-fourteen" - said Cooba - "I see that you're very, very sick. I wonder
what your troops would do while they would hear that you're alive but sick and thus, you give full control over 'em to me. Do you wonder it too?"
- "You won't do it!" - said Devan. "You won't destroy Carrottus with my whole group!
That's what I planned from my BIRTH!"
- "Old, poor, outdated Devan Shell. Do you really think I need all those dumb butts
to destroy Carrottus?" - asked Cooba - "I will keep your - excuse me - MY wholesome
army to pwn the universe! Carrotus isn't enough, you know." - he grinned. "I send
a super secret spy to Carrotus. His goal = assassinate everyone."

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"Awsome Carrotusland Rollercoster" - that was the name of the rollercoaster which Wadledee built - was going to be open.

"You're not going to ride, your majesty?" - Coppertop asked Jazz.
"No. We have enough of claiming first ride/visit/frag/whatever. It's getting boring
after you did it in something about plenty of times." - said Jazz.
"Whew. It looks like first ride will be claimed by very random people."
"Unknown Rabbit isn't random rabbit." - Jazz grinned.
"Ahhh... UR." - Coppertop glanced evilly at Unknown speaking with NOKA. She decided to go to them.

"SEVERAL of you two" - Copper looked angrily at UR (he replied with the same glance). "are going to claim the first ride on this track."
"You lost your ticket in your pocket, or something?" - Unknown said, with innaturaly sweet voice.
"No. Jazz just wanted you to ride with other random people." - Copper replied with even more sweeter voice than UR's.
"So, say him that I'm not as mad to ride on this. It would make me vomitting my lungs around."
"Fine then. I'll ride. At least I won't need to smell your purple-tinted fur." - said
Copper, going to the Jazz.

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The first car or whatever rides on rollercoasters (here, shaped like choo-choo train), with Copper and few other rabbits inside, was slowly moving on the track.
NOKA with rest of VF didn't ride because they still had to patrol the party. Niek was looking at the car quite jealously. Meanwhile, Unknown Rabbit was looking at Coppertop,
and he was looking like he would be in an eternal dream. Truly, her wavy black hair and deep green eyes, not to mention the preciousssssss face, were very delightful to look at.

Rollercoaster starts with 100% vertical fall, and then 22 degree slope
going above ground. Then, a corkscrew maneuver, a curve leading right-down, vertical fall, then again slope, but with lower degree. Then, few spirals on it's way, fall, slope, corkscrew, and very very wise thing : slow-down. If it wouldn't be there, whole car would be shot out far, far away. Then, a slope going down, few curves, and the end.

The car was increasing it's speed. Rabbits were making loud noises like "YaaaaaaY!". Wadledee seemed to be truly proud of it...

Car started to incline slightly to the right, while driving like crazy. Rabbits instantly
became scared. Then, it drove to the corkscrew, and to the slow-down. But instead of slowing car down, it didn't anything. Thus, car's speed threw the car itself above whole Castle Earlong, the pond around castle, to the forest behind it, where it exploded.

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Everyone ran to the forest. They didn't noticed anything but few chunks of metal, and rabbits lying on the grass. After a while, the ambulance came. Doctors took everyone who were driving rollercoaster, and drove away.

"Oh, ohh how TERRIBLE!" - Wadledee screamed.
"Indeed terrible, you know. Although, don't you think that it's quite wierd that the coaster didn't work? Last time we checked it, it was fine. But you wanted to "stay ther a moment", for no reason. Can you explain this?" - Unknown Rabbit asked.
"Wh-WHATS?! YOU THINKED THAT I'TS ME WHO DESTROYED THE CAR?! IT WASN'T NOT ME!! NOT! WHY DO YOU THINK I DID IT'S?!"
"To kill him?" - NOKA suggested, pointing at Jazz.
"NO!! THAT'S ISN'T ME! I'M NOT BAD! I'M NOT! NOOOT!"
"Babbling cretin. Take him." - said Lori.
"NO! I DIDN'T MADED A ACIDENT!! I DID NOT INJURIED RABBITS! I CAN'T INJURY RABBITS! I'M RABBIT
TOO! I DID NOT ENJURIED CT!!!" - screamed Wadledee, while guards took him to Castle Earlong.

"Wait.. did he mention about Copper?" - asked Unknown.
"Yes, as she was driving this car too." - replied NOKA.
"Oh my god... NO!" - screamed UR. "It can't be! I'm going to the hospital, right now."
"But.." - NOKA said.

Unknown didn't hear it, though, as he was far away.
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I don't care that is "drove" correct Past Simple of "drive" or not.