My phenomenal achievements:
Being the first guy killed (Yay!)
Winning a level (Woo!)
Getting 18 of 20 roasts despite a black spot half as wide as the screen (Yip!)
Also winning the last battle level (Whee!)

My outstanding acts of outstandingness:
Playing lots of CTF (Aargh!)

I made some screenshots. But my FTP password has stopped working. So they shall be forever MINE!