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Coolpeanutbutter · Mar 26, 2007, 01:10 AM

that's just silly

Doubble Dutch · Mar 28, 2007, 03:26 AM

Think about it, how do helicopter ears actually *work*?

Coolpeanutbutter · Mar 29, 2007, 10:57 PM

ummmm. ok you got me there

Ninja 101 · Apr 17, 2007, 04:23 AM

they work with... umm... magic bands,
Jazz has his headband and Lori has her hairband.
Spaz can double jump with his magic erm... Socks?

Xobim · Apr 17, 2007, 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doubble Dutch

Think about it, how do helicopter ears actually *work*?

Do we actually know how the physics in JJ2 work? It probably isn't possible in this world, but that doesn't mean it won't work over there...
And besides that, doublejumping isn't possible either!

Coolpeanutbutter · Apr 17, 2007, 11:54 AM

lol ninja had a good point they may be useing magic items like there guns or something may be magic. or like Xobim sayed just because they don't work here dosn't mean that they don't work over in jazz's world.

Doubble Dutch · Apr 17, 2007, 04:29 PM

Aye, but there's bound to be side-effects, like tangled ears persay, or fallen arches.

Ninja 101 · Apr 18, 2007, 03:50 AM

arches?

Doubble Dutch · Apr 18, 2007, 08:30 PM

In the feet.

Ninja 101 · Apr 19, 2007, 04:14 AM

aah. Flat feet. don't Converse all stars do that to you?
With a yellow screen this has gone Burgundy (however you spell it) It's purply, deep red.

After studying the signs, Lori is an Aries.

Xobim · Apr 19, 2007, 08:52 AM

~~Does that make her hot?~~
How did you find that out?

Nonomu198 · Apr 19, 2007, 11:30 AM

She is a weak mind slave.
Or she is jost acting like it.

Ninja 101 · Apr 20, 2007, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xobim

~~Does that make her hot?~~
How did you find that out?

Quite simple, It is said she is born in March, the month of Aries, yet said traits, active, artistic etc. are not Arian.

Ninja 101 · Apr 23, 2007, 04:03 AM

Oops, heh heh,
She is in fact a Pisces.
The traits fit better now.

Also i've done a little homework.

I think Jazz is either Leo or Sagittarius, Spaz is probably Scorpio, Razz is most probably a Virgo
And The Baron (being me) is Cancer

Doubble Dutch · Apr 29, 2007, 03:50 AM

Ah! It's so wonderful to know that people can be divided into 12 groups based on what time of year they were born! Doesn't Lori share Mao's star sign?

Xobim · Apr 29, 2007, 07:42 AM

There are more groups. The Zodiac can be combined with the Feng Shui symbols in order to give better personality descriptions. The combinations are often very accurate.

Doubble Dutch · Apr 30, 2007, 04:36 AM

I'm sure they are. However, books like The Zodiac Diet tend to stoke my scepticism somewhat.

Ninja 101 · May 2, 2007, 03:32 AM

The traits of the Cancarian and of those born in the year of the sheep fit me exactly, smart eh?

Doubble Dutch · May 3, 2007, 08:53 PM

I was born in the wrong year; someone else's year fits me exactly.

Xobim · May 4, 2007, 01:32 AM

Then the book is just wrong, or you're a exception to the rule of the zodiak.(rare)

But that depends on who summed up you charecteristics. If it was you, then the outcome might be a bit different.

(I hope this is understandable english...)

DoubleGJ · May 4, 2007, 02:45 AM

or she is not adjusted to our universe

Ninja 101 · May 4, 2007, 04:05 AM

Perfectly is.

Heretic Bunny · May 4, 2007, 03:13 PM

I think the Zodiac is pretty unscientific. Me and most of of my friends dont fit Zodiac descriptions. If people do have coincidences with it, I want to know how it works. Im a curious guy, I wont take "It's magic" as a feasible explanation.

Doubble Dutch · May 4, 2007, 08:16 PM

Indeed, there have been a few scientific studies on whether people born under the same sign share characteristics and the rsults so far seem to suggest, well no, people are individuals rather than groupable by birth.

Xobim · May 5, 2007, 05:44 AM

I think it is obvious that the Zodiak should be read with a grain of salt. Allthough a lot of characteristics fit me perfectly, a lot also don't.

Doubble Dutch · May 5, 2007, 06:19 PM

I think Shakespear said it best when he said:

'This is the excellent foppery of the world, that, when we are sick in fortune,- often the surfeit of our own behavior,- we make guilty of our disasters the sun, the moon, and the stars; as if we were villians by necessity, fools by heavenly compulsion, knaves, thieves and treachers by sphereical predominance, drunkards, liars and adulterers by an enforced obediaence of planetary influence;a nd all that we are evil in, by a divine thrusting on: an admirable evasion of (-)master man, to lay his goatish disposition to the charge of a star!... so it follows I am rough and lecherous. 'Sfoot! I should have been that I am had the maidenliest star in the firmament twinkled on my (-)izing.'

~King Lear Act 1 Scene 2

Batty Buddy · May 7, 2007, 03:05 PM

Que Passa!!!!

Personally, I make her a leap-before-you-look hothead with a fair share of smarts, kinda like her brother in a lot of ways, only with less experiance... but then, I also beat her up in funny ways.

Heretic Bunny · May 7, 2007, 05:21 PM

Wow, you know how much I realized we suck? WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE PERSONALITY OF AN ANIMATED YELLOW FEMALE BUNNY ON AN EXPANSION PACK TO AN OLD OUTDATED GAME!

Then again the game is pretty good for it's age, and as yellow bunnies go, she is pretty h... eww nevermind. She is a bunny, and despite the fact we are losers we will NOT go as far down as those *shudder* yiff people. I hope.

Fawriel · May 7, 2007, 11:21 PM

Define "those *shudder* yiff people".

EvilMike · May 8, 2007, 01:20 AM

*holds up a mirror*

Fawriel · May 8, 2007, 01:30 AM

*ignores EvilMike looking at himself and goes on waiting for an answer*

Doubble Dutch · May 8, 2007, 04:02 AM

Quote:

but then, I also beat her up in funny ways.

There's your definition there, (Just don't do it out in the street and frighten the children.)

I know Lori was on smokingfurries.com, but I think it moved. What was that other place? VCA or something, some odd stuff there. DA is much more restrained because of the censors, but occasionally you find the odd bit of unmentionable stuff.

Heretic Bunny · May 8, 2007, 10:49 AM

People and their crazy fetishes...

Ninja 101 · May 10, 2007, 04:06 AM

yeah...

Heretic Bunny · Jun 2, 2007, 06:50 PM

I think I just said something so creepy, the entire forum became permanently silent. Biggest awkward silence ever...

Jun 3, 2007, 03:53 AM

no.. people just dont care about a topic thats already so old.. about a subject not may people care to talk about (

)
and filled with so much scary nonsense..

hahahaha

Nonomu198 · Jun 3, 2007, 10:08 AM

But ppl allweys use the

smiley. They care about Lori!

Kill him Lories!

Heretic Bunny · Jun 3, 2007, 11:05 AM

Egads! Zounds! Ye Olde Exclamation! Lori clones are destroying the world!

Ninja 101 · Jun 8, 2007, 01:22 AM

How?

Doubble Dutch · Jun 8, 2007, 07:40 PM

Quite simple, using DNA extracted from n00bs shirt (Don't ask how it got there.) Devan has cloned 2'007'439 Lori clones and equipped them with acid filled supersoakers. He plans to command this army to move out and invade Australia, which will be used as a base for their global attack against capitalism. (Devan has always been a socialist.)

Mar 26, 2007, 01:10 AM	#41
Coolpeanutbutter JCF Member The 15 year old furrybomb Joined: Feb 2007 Location: wouldn't you like to know Reputation:	that's just silly __________________ i'm a big fan of jazz first game i ever played.

Mar 28, 2007, 03:26 AM	#42
Doubble Dutch JCF Member An insignificat Drip. Joined: Mar 2004 Location: At the end [or beginning actually] of the world. Reputation:	Think about it, how do helicopter ears actually work? __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(")

Mar 29, 2007, 10:57 PM	#43
Coolpeanutbutter JCF Member The 15 year old furrybomb Joined: Feb 2007 Location: wouldn't you like to know Reputation:	ummmm. ok you got me there __________________ i'm a big fan of jazz first game i ever played.

Apr 17, 2007, 04:23 AM	#44
Ninja 101 JCF Member The BARON Of EVIL Joined: Jun 2006 Location: The Citadel of The Baron Reputation:	they work with... umm... magic bands, Jazz has his headband and Lori has her hairband. Spaz can double jump with his magic erm... Socks? __________________ Man cannot create an earthworm, Yet he creates Gods by the hundred!

Apr 17, 2007, 11:54 AM	#46
Coolpeanutbutter JCF Member The 15 year old furrybomb Joined: Feb 2007 Location: wouldn't you like to know Reputation:	lol ninja had a good point they may be useing magic items like there guns or something may be magic. or like Xobim sayed just because they don't work here dosn't mean that they don't work over in jazz's world. __________________ i'm a big fan of jazz first game i ever played.

Apr 17, 2007, 04:29 PM	#47
Doubble Dutch JCF Member An insignificat Drip. Joined: Mar 2004 Location: At the end [or beginning actually] of the world. Reputation:	Aye, but there's bound to be side-effects, like tangled ears persay, or fallen arches. __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(")

Apr 18, 2007, 03:50 AM	#48
Ninja 101 JCF Member The BARON Of EVIL Joined: Jun 2006 Location: The Citadel of The Baron Reputation:	arches? __________________ Man cannot create an earthworm, Yet he creates Gods by the hundred!

Apr 18, 2007, 08:30 PM	#49
Doubble Dutch JCF Member An insignificat Drip. Joined: Mar 2004 Location: At the end [or beginning actually] of the world. Reputation:	In the feet. __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(")

Apr 19, 2007, 04:14 AM	#50
Ninja 101 JCF Member The BARON Of EVIL Joined: Jun 2006 Location: The Citadel of The Baron Reputation:	aah. Flat feet. don't Converse all stars do that to you? With a yellow screen this has gone Burgundy (however you spell it) It's purply, deep red. After studying the signs, Lori is an Aries. __________________ Man cannot create an earthworm, Yet he creates Gods by the hundred! Last edited by Ninja 101; Apr 19, 2007 at 04:24 AM.. Reason: Don't want to double post.

Apr 19, 2007, 08:52 AM	#51
Xobim JCF Member Headphone man Joined: May 2005 Location: My hair Reputation: Formerly: Jazzmusic	~~Does that make her hot?~~ How did you find that out? __________________ Earth Mantra, for all your ambient music needs.

Apr 23, 2007, 04:03 AM	#54
Ninja 101 JCF Member The BARON Of EVIL Joined: Jun 2006 Location: The Citadel of The Baron Reputation:	Oops, heh heh, She is in fact a Pisces. The traits fit better now. Also i've done a little homework. I think Jazz is either Leo or Sagittarius, Spaz is probably Scorpio, Razz is most probably a Virgo And The Baron (being me) is Cancer __________________ Man cannot create an earthworm, Yet he creates Gods by the hundred!

Apr 29, 2007, 03:50 AM	#55
Doubble Dutch JCF Member An insignificat Drip. Joined: Mar 2004 Location: At the end [or beginning actually] of the world. Reputation:	Ah! It's so wonderful to know that people can be divided into 12 groups based on what time of year they were born! Doesn't Lori share Mao's star sign? __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(")

Apr 29, 2007, 07:42 AM	#56
Xobim JCF Member Headphone man Joined: May 2005 Location: My hair Reputation: Formerly: Jazzmusic	There are more groups. The Zodiac can be combined with the Feng Shui symbols in order to give better personality descriptions. The combinations are often very accurate. __________________ Earth Mantra, for all your ambient music needs.

Apr 30, 2007, 04:36 AM	#57
Doubble Dutch JCF Member An insignificat Drip. Joined: Mar 2004 Location: At the end [or beginning actually] of the world. Reputation:	I'm sure they are. However, books like The Zodiac Diet tend to stoke my scepticism somewhat. __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(")

May 2, 2007, 03:32 AM	#58
Ninja 101 JCF Member The BARON Of EVIL Joined: Jun 2006 Location: The Citadel of The Baron Reputation:	The traits of the Cancarian and of those born in the year of the sheep fit me exactly, smart eh? __________________ Man cannot create an earthworm, Yet he creates Gods by the hundred!

May 3, 2007, 08:53 PM	#59
Doubble Dutch JCF Member An insignificat Drip. Joined: Mar 2004 Location: At the end [or beginning actually] of the world. Reputation:	I was born in the wrong year; someone else's year fits me exactly. __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(")

May 4, 2007, 01:32 AM	#60
Xobim JCF Member Headphone man Joined: May 2005 Location: My hair Reputation: Formerly: Jazzmusic	Then the book is just wrong, or you're a exception to the rule of the zodiak.(rare) But that depends on who summed up you charecteristics. If it was you, then the outcome might be a bit different. (I hope this is understandable english...) __________________ Earth Mantra, for all your ambient music needs.

May 4, 2007, 02:45 AM	#61
DoubleGJ JCF Member "household composer" Joined: Sep 2002 Location: what the hell, man Formerly: ?JSZ¿ JaZz!	or she is not adjusted to our universe __________________ "So unless I overwrote my heart with yours, I think not. But I might have." - Violet CLM Two Games Joined releases: Control / Splinter (twin singles) \|\| Ballistic Bunny (EP) \|\| Beyond (maxi-single) \|\| Beyond: Remixed (remix EP) \|\| Inner Monsters OST (mini-album) \|\| Shadows (album)

May 4, 2007, 04:05 AM	#62
Ninja 101 JCF Member The BARON Of EVIL Joined: Jun 2006 Location: The Citadel of The Baron Reputation:	Perfectly is. __________________ Man cannot create an earthworm, Yet he creates Gods by the hundred!

May 4, 2007, 03:13 PM	#63
Heretic Bunny JCF Member Hey guess what? I dont care. Joined: Apr 2007 Location: A House Reputation:	I think the Zodiac is pretty unscientific. Me and most of of my friends dont fit Zodiac descriptions. If people do have coincidences with it, I want to know how it works. Im a curious guy, I wont take "It's magic" as a feasible explanation. __________________ Yeah...

May 4, 2007, 08:16 PM	#64
Doubble Dutch JCF Member An insignificat Drip. Joined: Mar 2004 Location: At the end [or beginning actually] of the world. Reputation:	Indeed, there have been a few scientific studies on whether people born under the same sign share characteristics and the rsults so far seem to suggest, well no, people are individuals rather than groupable by birth. __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(")

May 5, 2007, 05:44 AM	#65
Xobim JCF Member Headphone man Joined: May 2005 Location: My hair Reputation: Formerly: Jazzmusic	I think it is obvious that the Zodiak should be read with a grain of salt. Allthough a lot of characteristics fit me perfectly, a lot also don't. __________________ Earth Mantra, for all your ambient music needs.

May 5, 2007, 06:19 PM	#66
Doubble Dutch JCF Member An insignificat Drip. Joined: Mar 2004 Location: At the end [or beginning actually] of the world. Reputation:	I think Shakespear said it best when he said: 'This is the excellent foppery of the world, that, when we are sick in fortune,- often the surfeit of our own behavior,- we make guilty of our disasters the sun, the moon, and the stars; as if we were villians by necessity, fools by heavenly compulsion, knaves, thieves and treachers by sphereical predominance, drunkards, liars and adulterers by an enforced obediaence of planetary influence;a nd all that we are evil in, by a divine thrusting on: an admirable evasion of (-)master man, to lay his goatish disposition to the charge of a star!... so it follows I am rough and lecherous. 'Sfoot! I should have been that I am had the maidenliest star in the firmament twinkled on my (-)izing.' ~King Lear Act 1 Scene 2 __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(")

May 7, 2007, 03:05 PM	#67
Batty Buddy JCF Member Keeper of the Emu. ALL HAIL EMU!!! CHOUGHT!!! Joined: Apr 2001 Location: Anytown USA, Known to some as Toontown, Santa Cruz, California. Reputation:	Que Passa!!!! Personally, I make her a leap-before-you-look hothead with a fair share of smarts, kinda like her brother in a lot of ways, only with less experiance... but then, I also beat her up in funny ways. __________________ "I must be the personification of the rage to live, hit me, dunk me, insult me, I'll still hang in there... ...I wonder why..." -Howard the Duck Proud to be the 100th, 600th, 666th, and 1000th poster in the "Slime the Poster above you" thread... Even though I had to cheat... Thank you, The Cheat. (RIP William Hanna) "I claim Page 4 in the name of my sexy female self." -Radium.

May 7, 2007, 05:21 PM	#68
Heretic Bunny JCF Member Hey guess what? I dont care. Joined: Apr 2007 Location: A House Reputation:	Wow, you know how much I realized we suck? WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE PERSONALITY OF AN ANIMATED YELLOW FEMALE BUNNY ON AN EXPANSION PACK TO AN OLD OUTDATED GAME! Then again the game is pretty good for it's age, and as yellow bunnies go, she is pretty h... eww nevermind. She is a bunny, and despite the fact we are losers we will NOT go as far down as those shudder yiff people. I hope. __________________ Yeah...

May 7, 2007, 11:21 PM	#69
Fawriel JCF Éminence Grise Fawrret! Joined: May 2002 Location: Air guitar on the Himalaya Reputation:	Define "those shudder yiff people". __________________

May 8, 2007, 01:20 AM	#70
EvilMike JCF Member Formerly The SlaYeR Joined: Jun 2001 Location: The Netherlands Reputation:	holds up a mirror

May 8, 2007, 01:30 AM	#71
Fawriel JCF Éminence Grise Fawrret! Joined: May 2002 Location: Air guitar on the Himalaya Reputation:	ignores EvilMike looking at himself and goes on waiting for an answer __________________

May 8, 2007, 10:49 AM	#73
Heretic Bunny JCF Member Hey guess what? I dont care. Joined: Apr 2007 Location: A House Reputation:	People and their crazy fetishes... __________________ Yeah...

May 10, 2007, 04:06 AM	#74
Ninja 101 JCF Member The BARON Of EVIL Joined: Jun 2006 Location: The Citadel of The Baron Reputation:	yeah... __________________ Man cannot create an earthworm, Yet he creates Gods by the hundred!

Jun 2, 2007, 06:50 PM	#75
Heretic Bunny JCF Member Hey guess what? I dont care. Joined: Apr 2007 Location: A House Reputation:	I think I just said something so creepy, the entire forum became permanently silent. Biggest awkward silence ever... __________________ Yeah... Last edited by Heretic Bunny; Jun 2, 2007 at 07:24 PM..

Jun 3, 2007, 03:53 AM	#76
Alex Guest	no.. people just dont care about a topic thats already so old.. about a subject not may people care to talk about () and filled with so much scary nonsense.. hahahaha

Jun 3, 2007, 11:05 AM	#78
Heretic Bunny JCF Member Hey guess what? I dont care. Joined: Apr 2007 Location: A House Reputation:	Egads! Zounds! Ye Olde Exclamation! Lori clones are destroying the world! __________________ Yeah...

Jun 8, 2007, 01:22 AM	#79
Ninja 101 JCF Member The BARON Of EVIL Joined: Jun 2006 Location: The Citadel of The Baron Reputation:	How? __________________ Man cannot create an earthworm, Yet he creates Gods by the hundred!

Jun 8, 2007, 07:40 PM	#80
Doubble Dutch JCF Member An insignificat Drip. Joined: Mar 2004 Location: At the end [or beginning actually] of the world. Reputation:	Quite simple, using DNA extracted from n00bs shirt (Don't ask how it got there.) Devan has cloned 2'007'439 Lori clones and equipped them with acid filled supersoakers. He plans to command this army to move out and invade Australia, which will be used as a base for their global attack against capitalism. (Devan has always been a socialist.) __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(")