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Gotta keep this alive. I'll replace sexy with funny if I have to. Just make sure you fresh the page! (Yes, sometimes she looks scary, but that's why you must refresh).
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#122 |
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Är det din flickvän?
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#123 |
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Headphone man
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The webpage is mine! >:(
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#125 |
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The BARON Of EVIL
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Knock Knock,
Who's there, No-one. Aquarius There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day Pisces Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say Aries The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep Taurus You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay That's your horoscope for today Gemini Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancé hurls a javelin through your chest Cancer The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test Leo Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik Virgo All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay That's your horoscope for today Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true. Where was I? Libra A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than you Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week Scorpio Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak Sagittarius All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them) Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den Capricorn The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying If I were you, I’d lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay That's your horoscope for today Wierd AAAAAAAL!!! HOROSCOPE SONG.
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#128 |
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Headphone man
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Did I say this page was mine? Can't remember it...
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Maybe Pako used a time machine when he faked you.
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#130 |
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Colonel Kernel
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LAUGH
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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK:
1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton". 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you. "Do you really want to get rid of "Hillary Rodham Clinton ? 6. Firmly Click "Yes." 7. Feel better. PS - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi
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#132 |
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Colonel Kernel
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Comedy Cafe = Political Forum
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#133 |
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been there, done that.
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help i got roflolmaosis ;(
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+10 To Thread Revive Lmafo
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#136 |
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Not enough memory to disp
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i'd have to disagree
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All your thread are belong to me >:(
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#138 |
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The Sphere.
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Cotton thread or wool thread?
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#140 |
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been there, done that.
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#141 |
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Hey guess what? I dont care.
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#142 |
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been there, done that.
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#143 |
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NOM
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#144 |
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been there, done that.
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have you saw anyone without a face then, nova
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#145 |
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Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his
bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle. ------------- A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants."
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No added salt
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#147 |
JCF Éminence Grise
Fawrret!
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my dog has no nose how does it smell terrible
seriously how does it
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ur dog is sick
take him to the dogtor PUN
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#149 |
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been there, done that.
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PÓN
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#150 |
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stop faking spanish you spanish faker you >O
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Well, you fake people!
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#152 |
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been there, done that.
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fa(c)ke
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#153 |
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"household composer"
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tornister
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#154 |
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Headphone man
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I cut off my hand!
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#155 |
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been there, done that.
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#157 |
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Heh, I grew one back on! And only in 3 minutes and 55 seconds, a new record!
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How could Cut man and Wookie man fail me? nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooEAGLESCREAM
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Eagle screams are awesome.
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