Attention everyone

[White Rabbit]

Gotta keep this alive. I'll replace sexy with funny if I have to. Just make sure you fresh the page! (Yes, sometimes she looks scary, but that's why you must refresh).

And page 4 is hers. Don't even try taking it away.

[Grytolle]

Är det din flickvän?

[Xobim]

The webpage is mine! >:(

[GoldRabbit]

Originally Posted by ThunderBirD

*Sacrificed Xobim on the Piramid of ClaimAge because he said that the site was his*

[Ninja 101]

Knock Knock,
Who's there,
No-one.

Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a
speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a
day

Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound
watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

Taurus
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go
back to sleep

That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today

Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancé hurls a javelin through
your chest

Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in
the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's
test

Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's
face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of
strawberry Quik

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick

That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the
relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep
significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give
you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid,
scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not
to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.

Where was I?

Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than
you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts

next week

Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in
your den

Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know
they're lying
If I were you, I’d lock my doors and windows and never never never never never
leave my house again

That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today

Wierd AAAAAAAL!!! HOROSCOPE SONG.

[Nonomu198]

Originally Posted by ElectroPiZZa

There are no funny topics in this forum.

DOOD U RITE

[n00b]

Originally Posted by White Rabbit

Gotta keep this alive. I'll replace sexy with funny if I have to. Just make sure you fresh the page! (Yes, sometimes she looks scary, but that's why you must refresh).

And page 4 is hers. Don't even try taking it away.

Coitus Cafe?

[Xobim]

Did I say this page was mine? Can't remember it...

[Nonomu198]

Originally Posted by Xobim

Did I say this page was mine? Can't remember it...

Originally Posted by Xobim

The webpage is mine! >:(

Maybe Pako used a time machine when he faked you.

[KRSplat]

LAUGH

[Dermo]

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK:

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton".

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you. "Do you really want to get rid of "Hillary
Rodham Clinton ?

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better.

PS - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi

[KRSplat]

Comedy Cafe = Political Forum

[Eigus]

help i got roflolmaosis ;(

[Nonomu198]

+10 To Thread Revive Lmafo

[Stijn]

lmafo

[||Slim]

i'd have to disagree

[Nonomu198]

All your thread are belong to me >:(

[FreeFull]

Cotton thread or wool thread?

[Nonomu198]

all

[Eigus]

Originally Posted by IconGuy

All your thread are belong to me >:(

[Heretic Bunny]

Originally Posted by Eigus

[Eigus]

Originally Posted by Heretic Bunny

[NovaStar]

Originally Posted by Heretic Bunny

That's just scary ;___;

[Eigus]

have you saw anyone without a face then, nova

note: do not post pictures, (-)s because i do not want to see someone like that again

[Dermo]

Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his
bicycle.


Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.


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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy.
So she said, "If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel,
and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you
have?"
"Somebody else's pants."

[PurpleJazz]

[Fawriel]

my dog has no nose how does it smell terrible


seriously how does it

[Nonomu198]

ur dog is sick
take him to the dogtor PUN

[Eigus]

PÓN

[Pako]

stop faking spanish you spanish faker you >O

[Nonomu198]

Well, you fake people!

[Eigus]

fa(c)ke

[DoubleGJ]

tornister

[Xobim]

I cut off my hand!

[Eigus]

Originally Posted by DoubleGJ

tornister

plecak in ur dupa

xobim, 2bad

[Nonomu198]

Originally Posted by Xobim

I cut off my hand!

cut man! wookie man! gardenise him!

[Xobim]

Heh, I grew one back on! And only in 3 minutes and 55 seconds, a new record!

[Nonomu198]

How could Cut man and Wookie man fail me? nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooEAGLESCREAM

[Eigus]

Eagle screams are awesome.

[Campion]