Iiiiit's brainfartin' time!

[Birdie]

(FTR)

[Flame tag removal. Please do not post messages like this flaming people and implying such charasteristics. - FQuist]

[CrimiClown]

:( <s></s>

[Michael]

This stuff is pretty neet! I wanna be on some, but you'll prolly make me look bad d: oh well go for it i don't care.

[LittleFreak]

Awesome flash CC! =D

I especially like the music.

I agree about using different characters than only CC, Faw and me all the time, that's why I included Zapper and Cooba in my latest comic. The problem is that characters need something to make them special though, some material you can joke about. I don't know dudes like Pako or Thunder too well, so it will be hard to include those, whereas I could easily get Michael in.

Oh, wait, I have an idea!

[ThunderPX]

I'm usually laid back but randomly I will go on gigantic rants about things, which should give you enough joking material. =p

[Birdie]

:( <s></s>
;o i think its a good thing

[CrimiClown]

He called my ZAPPER ugly... That's not a good thing... :(

[Pako]

Well, seems like the cool clown forgot...
Can i be on the comics? Because its stupid to just be in th characterlist and do not appear...
How to draw me?
Ok, you just need to draw a fat kid with brown hair and you are done!
And
Remember, i changed game, not Crash Twinsanity anymore. Crash Tag Team Racing is MUCH better :D

[Risp_old]

I think he's ignoring you, and to be frank I don't blame him.

[CrimiClown]

Oh, I'm not ignoring him. It's just that I'm busy on a plot. I can't just add any character. But, hey! CrimiClown is signing up for the job of DEATH! I'm sure I can fit some characters in... *rubs hands*

[CrimiClown]

Here, I used Paco! Be happy or Death will avenge you!
http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic23.png

[ThunderPX]

Woo, main post updated. But I still want a site.

[CrimiClown]

21 - This explains bullet-time effect

Thunder, that's brilliant!

++ For maintaining first post. It's not that hard to edit it... Just check every day once, there might be just ONE new comic, you know... 2, if you're having a bad day.

I love your titles. ;) Keep doing it! :D

And, just to enlighten you, I learned some basic HTML today and I will start on the website. I'll be a boring, bold website, but somebody's got to do it.

[CrimiClown]

The Official Brainfart Website! (http://chaos.foxmage.com/brainfart.html)

[Risp_old]

Chaos.foxmage.com = your friend.

[Radium]

Wow. Very nice =D. "Next" and "Previous" buttons and everything.

And yes, ++Chaos.foxmage.

[Doubble Dutch]

Neat.

[CrimiClown]

8D Woohoo! I did something useful!

I will add some background and stuff when I have time. ;)

I just learned basic HTML, so don't expect much.


OH YEAH, FUNCTION OVER FASHION! :D

[White Rabbit]

...was there even an 18th comic in the first place?

[CrimiClown]

Yes, there was. I don't wanna talk about it. ;)

And don't try the link, I had the file removed.

[Pako]

Here, I used Paco! Be happy or Death will avenge you!
http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic23.png
Thats... Thats the biggest honour in all my sucky life... REALLY!!! *cries*

[CrimiClown]

Err... *Pat pat*

Well, you deserve better.... ;)

*Claims page*

[ThunderPX]

That site's kinda boring, so I'm going to make some graphics. And why didn't you use my titles if you like them so much? :P

[DoubleGJ]

Sign up Brainfart to ProjectComics. ;)

[CrimiClown]

:O Project Comics? What's that?

[ThunderPX]

I made a site design that allows me to put in new skins very easily, but I'd like to hear about this ProjectComics thing too.

[DoubleGJ]

http://www.projectcomics.com/

You sign up there, give your comic website adress and banner if you have one, then you get a voting button code, just like the one I have in my signature. People vote on it so it goes up on the toplist. The current position on the toplist is shown on the voting button. There are various other webcomic toplists, but this one I find my favourite.

(now u can freely vote for Guilty Gene plz ;))

[CrimiClown]

(Secretly voted 10...)

I don't think I will submit it. I mean, look at the quality EVEN of the 100th place comic! I don't stand a chance.

[Birdie]

WOW your life must realy suck then :p

[ThunderPX]

Considering that "Sonic & Pals" thing is pretty high up and it sucks, I think you'd stand a chance if B:JCF wasn't based on in-jokes for the most part.

[Olsen]

I made a comic.

http://xs.to/xs.php?f=OLComic_1.PNG&h=xs55&d=05461

And some backstory to actually have something to say; No one put me in the comic so I decided to do so MYSELF!!1 k, so here it is, now you know.

[wth, link button aint working for me, just copy and paste.]

[LittleFreak]

Nice comic Olsen. d=

Even though it's a bit confusing at first.


About signing up at that project comics site, I agree with Thunder. Our comics are too much based on insider jokes no one outside the JJ2 community would understand. For example, who else knows that I'm actually a paper?

We could of course try to get a comic done which is of higher quality and is understandable for non-JCFers too. What about a group project guys?

[Fawriel]

I'd totally be in, but I wouldn't illustrate stuff because I'm already almost about to begin with a big comic project ( gasp )... so I'll be occupied.
I could do the rest, though. I think I'm pretty good at planning and writing comics and stuff.

And yay, Olsen!

[Olsen]

If you think I'm good enough, then sure.

[Fawriel]

That was more directed at your comic.

[Olsen]

I was talking to LF ^^ (I am pretty lost here, I need a map)

[Risp_old]

I was making some sprites in Flash for a project, and I figured I might as well make a quick one for this.

http://www.chaos.foxmage.com/crimi.gif
Consider it fanart. The balloon sword and shield are, obviously, embellishments.

[CrimiClown]

I have more fan-art! :D

Nice one, I look savage, brutal, yet... happy. :)

[LittleFreak]

Yay Fanart! =D

[Olsen]

Yay fanart smile! =D

(New comic from me soon)

[LittleFreak]

Looking forward to your comic. ;)

[CrimiClown]

Fan-art LittleFreak:

=D

Never mind... :p

[Olsen]

This is a disappointment, I need good ideas.

http://xs.to/xs.php?f=comicolsen2.PNG&h=xs55&d=05464

First, I wanted to make the spraycan my superhero, and have it come save the world (aka Faw, LF, CrimiClown(REGSTUFFLOL), etc) but, I didn't know how to do so, here, a worthless comic.

[CrimiClown]

Hehe... I kinda liked it. :)

[Olsen]

Thank you :).

But I still want to do that Superhero bit, and I want to be near a scanner so I don't have to do the dirty work on the computer ><...

I don't know if my drawing skills just sucks, as I love drawing and I have been drawing some stuff really good. But mainly that only happens when I know what I really want to draw, and don't get bored of it halfway through. Example, at Art class today I started drawing an ice cave which got pretty neat, but then I ruin it with some thing and everything just looks ugly. Bah, I want Faw and Dalspots skills =D

[LittleFreak]

I liked it too. d=

You should try getting the punchline across better though. Like, having three big pictures of the loading screen.

[Olsen]

Ah yeah I see. =]

[Fawriel]

Bah, I want Faw and Dalspots skills =D
*gets watery eyes*
*tackles*

*ahem*

And what LF said. ^_^;;

Don't make your comics too small because timing is extremely important. Think of it like a joke you tell someone or a comedy show on TV. If you can already see what's going on at the end, you won't be surprised and it won't be funny. And the less you have to think about where to continue reading, the better, too.

[CrimiClown]

Ok, sorry for the long delay.

Here are some presents!

SIGNATURE BANNERS! Only for the Brainfart fans! :D
http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/branner1.png

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/branner2.png

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/branner3.png

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/branner4.png

[White Rabbit]

That first one so steals from Grim Fandango..

[CrimiClown]

Grim who...?

[Birdie]

*adds a banner to sig*

[White Rabbit]

http://www.game-brains.com/images/jun6_2005/grim-manny.jpg

[Birdie]

... nice

[Doubble Dutch]

Aww, we need some LF fanart.

Here you go; made in 1:53s: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/Nevad/ltlfrk.png


Hmmm, none of the smilies or any other buttons are working... odd.

[Birdie]

:( foxmage is down

EDIT:
Back up :)

EDIT:

Hmmm, none of the smilies or any other buttons are working... odd.
i know :(

[CrimiClown]

Whee! People using my siggy banners! 8D

[Birdie]

++ the siggy banners :D

[Fawriel]

lol paper (http://chaos.foxmage.com/lolpaper.jpg)


The Japanese language has seven words for "nonsense".

[Pako]

Im getting the CrimiClown one! :D

[Birdie]

lol paper (http://chaos.foxmage.com/lolpaper.jpg)


The Japanese language has seven words for "nonsense".

Sig worthy :D

[LittleFreak]

LF SIG IMAGE!
LF FANART!
FAW COMIC!
LF PAGECLAIM!

OMG!

I should go away for two days more often, if it's always like that when I'm not here. ^^;

Thanks DD for the pic, now I finally have a new desktop background. =D

[Ðx]

it ownz :)

[Birdie]

whee we all love the LF banner :)

[Doubble Dutch]

Japanese may have 9 words, but croatian has twelve.

[Birdie]

japanise has 24 :p

[Doubble Dutch]

Really? What are they? I'm sure there wer only 7, but 2 more seems reasonable. Do you have a list?

[Pako]

Pffff... time to say what this is...

OFFTOPIC!!!1

[Fawriel]

*demands praise*

[White Rabbit]

But English has 34 synonyms of 'nonsense'. :( Beat that! :p

[CrimiClown]

lol paper (http://chaos.foxmage.com/lolpaper.jpg)

Lol!!!! :D

[ThunderPX]

Pffff... time to say what this is...

OFFTOPIC!!!1

It's time for you to find out that...

BIG FONTS ARE STUPID

[CrimiClown]

A new one! CrimiClown tries to earn some cash with his job!

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic24.png

[LittleFreak]

Haha. I like how Jazzmusic is drawn. =3

[CrimiClown]

¬_¬ Ofcourse he didn't comment the fact that I drew a ripped cloak and a CITY BACKGROUND! >O

:p

[Risp_old]

Cape, not cloak. Cloaks also have hoods.

[CrimiClown]

Cape, not cloak. Cloaks also have hoods.

Hmm... Yes, as well as that cloaks cover the whole torso (and often also the knees) and that a cape only covers your back.

[cooba]

Would you people mind if I introduced a half-side, half-main plot?

[Birdie]

Would you people mind if I introduced a half-side, half-main plot?
i wouldn't mind ;)

[Fawriel]

Whey! Your best comic up till now. I like it! =D

[CrimiClown]

Whey! Your best comic up till now. I like it! =D
Cool. Thanks. :)

[Birdie]

make another flash Brainfart :)

[CrimiClown]

I don't feel like making Flash (Not right now, at least...) I'm a little too busy...

[LittleFreak]

Busy with what? =o

Would you people mind if I introduced a half-side, half-main plot?

Me wouldn't mind either. Go for it!

[CrimiClown]

Cooba, everyone makes guest comics, even I am 'the guest' here. Make anything you'd like, as long as it's JCF related. :)

Busy with what? =o

I TOLD YOU I'M BUSY ZOMG!

My 25th comic! This has to be celebrated, so ANOTHER CHARACTER JOINS!


http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic25.png

[Xobim]

Man, enough comics to make a book!
And I'm in it! yay! And about to get killed! not so yay!
Keep up the good work, this is really a good idea.

[CrimiClown]

8D Thanks, Jazzmusic.

I just checked the mirror... Dang, my hair REALLY looks much like that...


EDIT: MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!!!SHIFT!!!111!!!

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic26.png

I've been using 2 digits now for the comic numbers... Maybe I should've used 3... :(

[LittleFreak]

Congrats for your 26th comic! :)

[Fawriel]

Woohoo, self-referential humor!

[Ðx]

LOL :D

[CrimiClown]

I'm glad you all like it. I would love to make another one now, but my fingers are frozen. I am typing partly with my thumbs...

[CrimiClown]

Couldn't help myself.

MORE OS PROBLEMS!

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic27.png

[ThunderPX]

I kind of saw that coming. =p

[CrimiClown]

Thunder, do you read your PM's often? I asked something this morning... :p

[Torkell]

My 25th comic! This has to be celebrated, so ANOTHER CHARACTER JOINS!
http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic25.png
Somehow this is missing something in the last panel... *rummages for CorelDraw discs*

[aokmaniac13]

Feel free to smack me around as a random character with no business here whatsoever.
Hey look I can dance. http://www.newwavemugen.com/~aokmaniac13/misc/dance.gif
Here I go back into seclusion, spying on all of you.

[Doubble Dutch]

Yeah, that last comic is missing something...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/Nevad/comfin.png

There we are!

[Birdie]

hehe

[CrimiClown]

:eek:

I have nothing to say anymore about my own comics? :rolleyes:

EDIT:
Thunder said I could do the updates in the 3rd post.

Edit:
I updated the 3rd post. Thunder, you can delete/edit the 1st post now.

[Birdie]

i made some Fanfart flash
not all that good though iam still a flash newbie
FanFart! (http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/FanFart.swf)

EDIT:
recuires flash player 8

[CrimiClown]

I noticed... *runs off to google Flash Player 8*

[Radium]

I would have had him land on the fork );

And pageclaim for Flash!

[Birdie]

I would have had him land on the fork );!
hehe
*does that*

[Birdie]

iam double posting :P
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2421/katamarifork7iq.gif
attack of the fork
in animated gif format too!

[CrimiClown]

:O I have to update my post. :D

[Birdie]

:O LF has a goatee what a nice name :D

[CrimiClown]

I found out that this community isn't VERY willing to make new comics, so I decided I will make more then... :)

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic28.png

[White Rabbit]

Think*.

[CrimiClown]

Ah, yes... Thanks for pointing that out.

[Fawriel]

Hehe, cool idea.

[CrimiClown]

I think my Jamie looks cool with that beret. :cool: And those handlebar musctaches are great! *Doesn't shave anymore*

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/branner5.png

New banner and updated first post.

[Pako]

http://img323.imageshack.us/img323/2434/pakocoolcomic2db.png
Title: Pako revived just to explode.
Reason of doing this short and crappy comic: To show how i must be drawed (and to maybe appear on banners ;P)
If you want a big pic of the flying Pako (on the last panel): PM me and ill send to you ;D
Stupid Stuff: Originally instead of a bomb, there was going to be a Katamari, but i didnt found any good pic, i need GIFs, PNGs and BMPs, JPGs arent good.

[LittleFreak]

Yay new character! =D

[Pako]

that means: actualize third page, plz.

[ThunderPX]

I'll make more banners later =D

[CrimiClown]

Cool! Updated first post, too. I'll make more right about now.

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic29.png

and Pako's sig image is outdated. Use this one:

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/branner6.png

I've been a busy boy.

[ThunderPX]

I want that font ;(

[CrimiClown]

Celtic. Google for it. ;)

[cooba]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic29.pnggg you just killed my side plot ;<.

[CrimiClown]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Really? Wow, great minds think alike... ;P

[Olsen]

What about meh comic? ;o

[Birdie]

What about meh comic? ;o
what "meh" comic where?

[Olsen]

http://xs.to/xs.php?f=OLComic_1.PNG&h=xs55&d=05461

http://xs.to/xs.php?f=comicolsen2.PNG&h=xs55&d=05464

Bah I meant "me".

I know they suck but hey, can I atleast get into fancomics? :)

[Edit] I don't really wanna sound like a rude person or something, so I changes a bit of the post... :P

[CrimiClown]

Edit: I am so sorry I forgot those. Let me repay the favor by putting them in the 3rd post. =D

[Olsen]

Hehe, great ;)

[CrimiClown]

I decided to make another one! =D

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic30.png

[Risp_old]

What is Crimi carrying around in that sack to make it bulge in such a weird way? A dead body?

[ThunderPX]

A lifesize Master Chief statue.

[Risp_old]

I don't think that would exactly fit. They wear really tall hats, remember.

[Pako]

the sack is FULL OF WORMS!!! AAAAHHHH!!!! CRIMICLAUSE WENT EEEVVVIIILLL!!!! :O:O:O

[CrimiClown]

the sack is FULL OF WORMS!!! AAAAHHHH!!!! CRIMICLAUSE WENT EEEVVVIIILLL!!!! :O:O:O
All the Crimi variations were always evil... :p

CrimiClown
Crim Reaper
CrimiClause...

All evil... :p

It's a sack full of CrimiClown action figures! Note the two pointy things in the sack? It's hair! =D

[White Rabbit]

How about renaming CrimiClause to SantaClause? And make it two words, so people won't complain that you're making stuff up!

[LittleFreak]

I like it. =P

[n0]

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/8008/brainfart3wf.jpg

[White Rabbit]

...lol?

WB, btw.

[UNKNOWNFILE]

leave the poor spaniard alone ;(

[Doubble Dutch]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/Gannalev/mp.gif

[Fawriel]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic30.png
That's your best comic so far. \o/

[CrimiClown]

How about renaming CrimiClause to SantaClause? And make it two words, so people won't complain that you're making stuff up!
You KNOW that Santa's real name is Santa Clause, right? See, it's not funny if he has the same name as the real one... So, I decided that if I rename him, I keep the Crimi-part of his name in. So, CrimiClause, as well as Crim Reaper, stays. :p

That's your best comic so far. \o/
Again...? Thanks! =D

I will add the two new comics, which were quite funny. ^_______^;;

[Super_Jarno]

Off-Topic
Well how is it going with your Spaz Revolutions?

[Super_Jarno]

I decided to make another one! =D

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic30.png
Wheee iam in a comic!
MAKE MORE WHERE I AM IN!:P:P:P

[CrimiClown]

Your house is in... Not you.

And, questions about Spaz Revolutions shouldn't be in THIS thread. I got one in General Jazz talk, you know... :p

[Pako]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/Gannalev/mp.gif
Yipee, i didnt got this one, neither the other one!

[Super_Jarno]

Your house is in... Not you.

And, questions about Spaz Revolutions shouldn't be in THIS thread. I got one in General Jazz talk, you know... :p
my name too...

[LittleFreak]

Nobody's + DD's comics = l337. :7

[CrimiClown]

my name too...
*sighs*

[Pako]

oh, well. now i understand that two comics. but, i still dont get, on the second comic, the fourth panel... can you explain what happens on it?

[CrimiClown]

I don't know exactly, but I think santa punishes with coal... ;S

[Pako]

yeah, but... "Pako! Hes not missing!" what he meant with that? and how you killed me?!

[CrimiClown]

I have NO CLUE!

But, I know this! The Matrix has a lame virus scan!
http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic31.png

[Fawriel]

*chuckles*

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Okay. I was only in one comic.... And lazers hurt me... anyways, nobody draws me right!!! Let me draw myself... for the comic... so you know how I should look...

Here it is:
http://img418.imageshack.us/img418/6683/zapper2ti.png
And I have hair!

[ThunderPX]

I like the official design better than your own. =D

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Well too bad! I'm a fish! And I demand I be updated!
Okay, now that my ranting is over, could you please update my character to be the above fish? Maybe with a subtitle like:
Revelations Revealed! ZAPPER is a fish!!!

[ThunderPX]

Fish can't hold scissors.

[White Rabbit]

Okay. I was only in one comic.... And lazers hurt me... anyways, nobody draws me right!!! Let me draw myself... for the comic... so you know how I should look...

Here it is:
http://img418.imageshack.us/img418/6683/zapper2ti.png
And I have hair!
New ToU character. :)

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Or can they?
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/7806/zapperwithscissors6tx.png
They can.

[ThunderPX]

Awesome, I'm plural.

[CrimiClown]

Hey, ZAPPER! I just found out this nice button *ignores*...

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Hold on! I found this sentance:
Zapper: A guy with scizors. Always fighting with Cooba, for GOD KNOWS WHY!?
That makes me sound like the bad guy!!! But Cooba started every fight me and him had. So it should say:
Zapper: A guy with scizors. Cooba keeps fighting with him, for GOD KNOWS WHY!?

[DoubleGJ]

Sturgeons are cooler. D=

[n00b]

I was reading the third post and I noticed a horrible mistake regarding a character I designed for one of my guest comics.
"Armor Troll: Some idiot who got banned."
I'd like to ask where the troll wears armor. He's a stickly man. His arms and legs are pure lines. I'd like to have his name be changed to 'PA Troll'

Source of Information regarding PA Troll and his stickly limbs: Model Sheet (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/lijik/troll.jpg)

[ThunderPX]

I was thinking of Armor Doofi and Armor King when I needed to write it.

[n00b]

Ah.
Well the explains where the name came from.

[CrimiClown]

Fixed. =D

[ShadeJackrabbit]

And me? Am I fixed?

[CrimiClown]

No. Always fighting with Cooba is controversial. You can read it as if he fights you, or the other way around.

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Not about that! Me being a fish!
(And why do I have scizors?)

[LittleFreak]

You have scissors in my third comic, where you're included aswell, in case you didn't notice. I drew you as a stick figure though. =d

Maybe I'll update you some time.

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Okay....
So...
Is CrimiClown or whoever gonna update me in the comics?

[CrimiClown]

I won't update you. Simply because I'm the comic writer and you're the spectator. I'll say it once more:

DRAW YOUR OWN COMICS TOO!

There, got the hint?

Yes, I am tired and crankey...

[ShadeJackrabbit]

As you wish...
http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/1772/zapper17ye.th.png (http://img270.imageshack.us/my.php?image=zapper17ye.png)
(You didn't expect me to, did ya?)

[Doubble Dutch]

We hear and obey.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/Gannalev/hal.gif



They call em scissors, but I aint never heard em scizz...

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Good work! I'll soon put up my hand drawn one.

[UNKNOWNFILE]

(This has become popular - I reccommend stickying it)

[ThunderPX]

Woot, go me.

[LittleFreak]

hey guys i think i could be a really cool brainfart character :(

The best way to get into a brainfart comic is to include yourself in your own methinks.

[ThunderPX]

How to get into Brainfart:

- Include yourself in your own guest comic.
- ?????
- Profit!

[Doubble Dutch]

You forgot bribery.

And Poland.

[CrimiClown]

Bribery works for me. })

Just make your own and include yourself plztnx.

[n00b]

The problem is every Brainfart comic I add myself into never sees the light of day.
7 pages ago I was going to make a 'How Brainfart comics are made' which poked fun at Crimiclown's amazing speed to get comics done(at the time) among a few other things.
5 Pages ago I redrew the comic to update it with the times and remove a few useless jokes that weren't all that funny.
1 page ago I remembered about the comic
Pages are an excellent unit of time.
Pageclaim in the name of God-Emperor Michael Gagno II, Overlord of the Unheavenly, Devourer of all that is Pure and Just, Usurper of the Throne of Death

[CrimiClown]

7 pages ago I was going to make a 'How Brainfart comics are made' which poked fun at Crimiclown's amazing speed to get comics done(at the time) among a few other things.
I had a good day... =D I made... 5 that day! :cool:

Aaaaaaaaaaaanyway, make as much as you possibly can! I will add the others tomorrow, I'm tired and exhausted, too.

[ThunderPX]

The problem is every Brainfart comic I add myself into never sees the light of day.
7 pages ago I was going to make a 'How Brainfart comics are made' which poked fun at Crimiclown's amazing speed to get comics done(at the time) among a few other things.
5 Pages ago I redrew the comic to update it with the times and remove a few useless jokes that weren't all that funny.
1 page ago I remembered about the comic
Pages are an excellent unit of time.
Pageclaim in the name of God-Emperor Michael Gagno II, Overlord of the Unheavenly, Devourer of all that is Pure and Just, Usurper of the Throne of Death

Something like that totally needs to become a comic.
Speaking of it, there needs to be a comic about the history of pageclaims. =D
Also, the Street of Awesomeness now contains a... "remarkable" monument to Brainfart... But it looked better before the site made it smaller.

[n00b]

Since the comic probrally won't be made by me heres a transcript of
"How Brainfart comics are made"
Panel 1
n00b- Hi, I'm n00b, and today I'm going to tell you how Brainfart comics are made.
Panel 2
{n00b is holding a board with good plasuible comic ideas written on it, all crossed out. One idea is circled which reads "Have a character stare blankly for all 4 frames}
n00b- First we come up with a comic idea. This part is tricky and ussualy consumes more time than actually drawing a comic.
Panel 3
{n00b is at a desk writing, the paper he is wiritng on is visible, and it's all tictactoe games}
n00b- After having an idea, a script is produced. This usually takes 2-3 minutes give or take.
Panel 4
{n00b is seen placing a letter into one of those large mailboxes commonly found on the streets of cities(in the US anyhow)}
n00b- We then send our scripts over to Warner Bros. Why? Lets go to the next Panel.
Panel 5
{A creature with a design simmilar to the Animaniacs is seen drawing a comic. n00b is reduced to a floating head at the bottom of the panel}
n00b- Free of charge, Warner Bros. uses their Warner Grunts to draw us the comics. Whenever we make up an excuse like 'Um, I didnt have time yesterday' or 'I went out to dinner' It's really because one of these guysa slacked off.
Panel 6
{n00b is still a floating head. Panel shows a large super computer}
n00b- Crimiclown actually doesn't use the WB service. He has a super computer that makes comics for him. Thats why he gets so many done so quickly.
Panel 7
n00b- And then we post the comics online. Thanks for taking this tour, we will now redirect you to our operator
Panel 8
{LF is seen at a desk that reads OPERATOR]
LF- =D
-END-

I'm pretty sure some parts are different, but that transcript was done out of memory so that is to be expected.

[Fawriel]

Something like that totally needs to become a comic.
Speaking of it, there needs to be a comic about the history of pageclaims. =D
Also, the Street of Awesomeness now contains a... "remarkable" monument to Brainfart... But it looked better before the site made it smaller.
I still love it! \o/
( Also because my hair is so nicely long in it. >3 )


And, n00b, that script sounds pretty good.. you should do something with it. .. I was considering doing that myself, but I must never promise to do stuff like that ever again while I really have more important stuff to take care of. sry D=

[ThunderPX]

I have no idea how to draw long hair differently. =P

[n00b]

The problem I have is I always have the comic handrawn so I can fit some details in it andI do not have a scanner that is compatible with my computer. And the 1.00 my school charges for a scan is highway robbery.

[CrimiClown]

I made another one, referring to the popularity the Brainfart has experienced. Thanks for all the support and guest comics, but more is always welcomed. =D

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic32.png

[CrimiClown]

Forgive my double post. The Friendship gang will start their quest for justice and try to eliminate DuckMan!
http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic33.png

[ShadeJackrabbit]

I wanna join the friendship gang! ^_^

[CrimiClown]

I wanna join the friendship gang! ^_^
*points and laughs* <s>TO BE IN THE FRIENDSHIP GANG YOU MUST HAVE FRIENDS!</s> Okay, that was a joke. Don't take that serious. But on a more serious note, Fawriel, LittleFreak and I are sort of a friendship triangle. That's why n00b once made a comic about the Friendship Gang. First only LF and I were in it (and LF got the cool shades there!), but later Faw was added, because he was supposed to be in anyway. You can, ofcourse, always make your own comic and make your own sort-of gang. As long as you don't entirely wreck the plotline, you are always welcomed to make guest comics.

[ThunderPX]

You're also the three most popular characters.

[CrimiClown]

You're also the three most popular characters.
Hmm... Also quite true... Listen to the Thunder, you Halibut!

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Derby uses genetic modification! *GASP* (Or is it not the real Derby?)
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/235/derby17jc.png

[CrimiClown]

Hmm... He looks less dangerous mysterious, yet more fitting as a phone operator or something...

[Birdie]

Hmm... He looks less dangerous mysterious, yet more fitting as a phone operator or something...
=o he wouldn't be derby if he was a phone operator :|

[n00b]

Yes he would, he would be the coolest phone operator ever.

EDIT-
Guy- Hey, I'd like the numb-
Derby- BANNED
*click*

[Birdie]

hm?
i dont exactly understand

[CrimiClown]

Birdie, that was a joke... =P

*scribbles more comic scripts for later this afternoon*

[Pako]

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/2752/katamarilovers3kc.png
Lol, this wrecks the official BrainFart storyline...

[CrimiClown]

Lol! Friendship gang encounters the Katamari lovers! =o

NOTE!!!!!!!!!!!! READ NOW!
Post three has reached the maximum character limit. It is continued in this post, which is post 5 on the same page. (http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/showthread.php?p=315004#post315004)

[White Rabbit]

That thing on the bottom...is it a virus protein shell? :eek:

[Pako]

That thing on the bottom...is it a virus protein shell? :eek:
What you mean, the panel with Crimi, LF and Faw? Dude, its just another panel... and if you mean that little katamari, its part of the O of LOVERS.

[White Rabbit]

Virus to me:
http://www.healthinitiative.org/IMAGES/virus_big.jpg
Now look at your picture, heh. :D

[CrimiClown]

I like it how the ever loyal Brainfart fan, Pako, edited his sig to note that there are two Brainfart lists now. =D

++Pako

[Pako]

Yay, second/third time i get ++ed! Time to get back:
++CrimiClown and ++ThunderPX for creating BrainFart.
Now, WR; go play Katamari Damacy to know whats a katamari.

[ThunderPX]

Once I finish the new site...

EDIT: PAKO! Do NOT use virtual keyboard stuff for Japanese plz.

Correct stuff:
Pako: パーコ
Birdie: バーヂ
n00b: ヌーブ

Coincidentally, the first character is prolonged in all three of the names. =p

[CrimiClown]

I recently watched a movie, The Fast and The Furious. I really liked that movie, so I watched the sequel, 2 Fast 2 Furious. Unfortunately, I also liked that one, but there was no sequel! So I got mad and threw the tv down some strairs (well, not really). I decided to make the sequel... My style!

3 3ast 3 3urious (http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/3.swf)

[Pako]

REALLY small preview, but...

1.) Zapper is a halibut.
2.) Just Cooba and Zapper? Add cameos!
3.) Play Katamari Damacy, the Katamari Lovers will hug you if you do that.
4.) Is this the full movie, or just a preview?
5.) Why is Cooba always bald on your strips? (Thanks, Cooba)

[cooba]

Why am I always bald on your strips D=.

[CrimiClown]

It's a preview of a movie which will never come. And, ZAPPER might draw himself as a halibut, but I won't. I know, I suck, thus does the movie, too. I'm tired...

[Fawriel]

Wheee!

[CrimiClown]

Why am I always bald on your strips D=.
http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic34.png

\o/

[Fawriel]

... =D

[CrimiClown]

...=O

I noticed a typo, but I am too lazy to edit it. The one who finds it in this comic (http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic34.png) gets a new outfit too! =D

PS: No, because I'm almost sure Faw will find it... Or Cooba... And they just had new outfits... The one who finds it will get a... cookie! Made of cheese!

[Pako]

BALD! ITS "BALD", AND YOU SAID "BOLD"! I GET THE NEW OUTFIT! YAY! I meaaannn... the cheese cookie...

[CrimiClown]

Pako got it!
http://www.cookiemold.com/files/swancook.jpg

[Fawriel]

Fourteen-year-old. I'm not sure how you spell it with "Fourteen" written in numbers, but.. I'm pretty sure "year-old" is still bound together by a hyphen.
Do I get a bonus cookie?

[CrimiClown]

You can share. O+

[ThunderPX]

I don't need a new outfit because... I have no outfit, nor do I have an appearance.

[Olsen]

Bah, Pako beat me too it.

[CrimiClown]

*claims page*

=D I'm already drawing a new comic! And, Thunder, don't complain... As you said YOURSELF, everybody may draw his/her own comics! =D

[cooba]

14 years old*

cheese cookie plzthx

[CrimiClown]

In that context, 14 year old is right. Although I have to think about the dashes inbetween, like Faw said. :)

[White Rabbit]

You can say you're 14 years old, which is an adjective. You can say you're a '14-year-old', which is a noun.

[Fawriel]

But what about "fourteen year-old kid"? =O It's still "year", I believe, but is an adjective.. .. `a week-old baby' -dictionary.com

[Pako]

Wheeee, i give to all a piece:
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1936/swancookpeice5hb.jpg

[CrimiClown]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway...

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic35.png

The ending is kinda... Suck-ish... But I like the Cooba with the robotic arm... =D

[cooba]

wat

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Where was I in 3 3ast 3urious? I didn't see a fish!

[CrimiClown]

Where was I in 3 3ast 3urious? I didn't see a fish!
One more time... I WON'T DRAW YOU AS A FISH! >O

[ShadeJackrabbit]

One more time:
I'm a fish! And what's so bad/hard about drawing me as a fish??? I should decide what I am. Fawriel got to decide!!!! Well... okay you kinda already knew about him but YOU NEVER SAW ME! So you never knew I was a fish! BUT I AM. And to save the energy of Crimiclown typing this up, here's the next post:

It's my comic, AND I WON'T DRAW YOU AS A FISH!

Next post:
But I don't like you making me a not-fish so that is harrasment!

Next post: (maybe) By Derby
Actually, yes/no (*reason*)

So derby in fact is the only one who needs to say anything next. (Or Crimiclown if he want's to start an argument. Which is not a good idea.)

Note:Nobody is meant to be offended here. If they are: Sorry.

[White Rabbit]

But what about "fourteen year-old kid"? =O It's still "year", I believe, but is an adjective.. .. `a week-old baby' -dictionary.com
No, because that word is singular in itself. You can't say I have fourteen 'book'.

<s>EDIT: :lol: Fawriel is a male nurse.</s>

[Doubble Dutch]

Awwwww, poor Zapper.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/Nevad/discrimination.gif

[ShadeJackrabbit]

That was... odd. That halibut looks familier, did you Google a picture of one? Oh my next guest comic:http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/5845/duckman13yq.png
OMG! How can a fish snap his fingers?!?!?!

[Birdie]

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/9499/gfxupgrade5si.png
i made a gfx update :D

[Fawriel]

No, because that word is singular in itself. You can't say I have fourteen 'book'.

<s>EDIT: :lol: Fawriel is a male nurse.</s>
................what?

[ThunderPX]

If I ever finish the site, I am SO putting in the disclaimer about halibuts.

[CrimiClown]

Updated list. =D

[Pako]

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/9499/gfxupgrade5si.png
i made a gfx update :D
LOL, Katamari Lovers is actually a real team on BrainFart! Yaaaayyy!!!
EDIT: Now, dudes, make your own teams! Min 2 members...

[Birdie]

EDIT: Now, dudes, make your own teams! Min 2 members...
... :lol:

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Rock Paper Scissors Gang
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/2798/sign24ax.png
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/6418/rockpaperscissors14fr.png
You gotta have cloning at some point or another. The question is... how did I get the DNA of a paper?*Doctor Who theme plays*

[ThunderPX]

EDIT: Now, dudes, make your own teams! Min 2 members...

You do know Brainfart doesn't endorse these teams, do you? :P

[Pako]

...what? then, min 3 members? :confused:

[CrimiClown]

Updated list.

[Birdie]

...what? then, min 3 members? :confused:
it means that you should make something more creative then a "team"

[n00b]

I enjoy my Katamari Makeover, but I dislike my 'normal' character that Pako drew.
Since n00b is a rabbit. I'll go find a sketch I did of n00b in paint
EDIT-
Here it is.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/lijik/n00brocks.png
The ears should be longer, and his head has gone under a redesign since, but it's close enough.

[Pako]

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/3796/gfxupgrade5si7as.png
another graphic update :D

[CrimiClown]

I didn't post ANYTHING for a week! ;o

BrainFart equals ALIVE if ZAPPER equals FISH.
http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic36.png