Iiiiit's brainfartin' time!

[Radium]

I was under the impression that DD was female. o_OIt varies.

[Doubble Dutch]

Indeed, and now you know why!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/Gannalev/ddcyx.gif

[ThunderPX]

How the hell is that building possible? Does it stand in the ground? =P

[n00b]

It's made of cardboard.
DD has a very small budget.

[Radium]

DD! You stole my machine D=

[Olsen]

http://xs.to/xs.php?h=xs71&d=06103&f=constructiveflame.PNG

\o/

It's totally offtopic, too! =D

[Birdie]

I never knew Rad was an element :|

[Doubble Dutch]

You didn't? Then I must iluminate his beginnings for the benefit of you and other forumers:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/Gannalev/rad.png

[CrimiClown]

ThA BLiNG BLiNG CRaZE!

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic44.png

[n00b]

Exactly.

[CrimiClown]

Check 'ye olde comics of mine' if you don't get it... =P

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic45.png

Oops! I left the white background out... Looking at it again, I kinda like it... Just loose the border next time... Oh, and, while I'm editing my post anyway, I just wanted to say that we kept this thread running for half a year now. Not because there are good artists on this forum who drop in a good comic every now and then, but because we are one heck of a community! I just wanted to thank everybody.

[Birdie]

HaHa
its not very funny

[CrimiClown]

HaHa
its not very funny
Welcome back, confidence!

[Birdie]

Yes.
oh i just noticed you put some shading in the mouth thats new for brainfart.

[ThunderPX]

<!-Your art is getting worse by the day-!>

[CrimiClown]

Your art is getting worse by the day
You could have said that out loud and I wouldn't care. But, thanks for the structured critique!

[n00b]

Your art is getting worse by the day
I'm pretty sure that the latest comic is 300x better than a poorly done stick man with big riangles sticking out of it's head

[CrimiClown]

I'm pretty sure that the latest comic is 300x better than a poorly done stick man with big riangles sticking out of it's head
\o/

[Doubble Dutch]

No, he's right, its getting worse by the day; if you don't do something soon, the forgotten art of stickfigure.. er, art, will be lost forever!

[ThunderPX]

I'm pretty sure that the latest comic is 300x better than a poorly done stick man with big riangles sticking out of it's head

You lack a sense of humour.
<This means that if you couldn't see that was done on purpose, you're a complete (fill in the blank).>

[CrimiClown]

No, he's right, its getting worse by the day; if you don't do something soon, the forgotten art of stickfigure.. er, art, will be lost forever!
I love your sarcasm. :)

You lack a sense of humour.
This means that if you couldn't see that was done on purpose, you're a complete (fill in the blank).
n00b's actually right, you know... And, if you want to bring down my art, why don't you back up your words with a little comic yourself?

[n00b]

You lack a sense of humour.
<This means that if you couldn't see that was done on purpose, you're a complete (fill in the blank).>
So do you.
<This means that if you couldn't see that was done on purpose, you're a complete (fill in the blank).>

[Doubble Dutch]

No! Stick art must not die!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/Nevad/revn.gif

[ThunderPX]

So do you.
This means that if you couldn't see that was done on purpose, you're a complete (fill in the blank).

No, you're just not funny.
(On a side-note, I can't see anything from you that could've been meant as a joke, so your hidden comment doesn't make sense either.)

EDIT: http://thunderweb.jonnys-place.com/images/brainfart_was_my_worst_idea_ever.PNG
Five minute paint sketch sequel to DD's comic.

[n00b]

(On a side-note, I can't see anything from you that could've been meant as a joke, so your hidden comment doesn't make sense either.)
I somewhat feel the same way.
If I go into the ghetto and shout "ALL YOU NIGAZ NEED TO BURN IN HELL!" And then say it was a joke, I'm going to get capped.
Sayign someone's artwork sucks and then saying it was a joke is basically the same thing on a smaller scale.

[CrimiClown]

(On a side-note, I can't see anything from you that could've been meant as a joke, so your hidden comment doesn't make sense either.)
I somewhat feel the same way.
If I go into the ghetto and shout "ALL YOU NIGAZ NEED TO BURN IN HELL!" And then say it was a joke, I'm going to get capped.
Sayign someone's artwork sucks and then saying it was a joke is basically the same thing on a smaller scale.
\o/

[Olsen]

\o/

NOTICE ME, I BEG YOU, NOTICE ME!

[ThunderPX]

I somewhat feel the same way.
If I go into the ghetto and shout "ALL YOU NIGAZ NEED TO BURN IN HELL!" And then say it was a joke, I'm going to get capped.
Sayign someone's artwork sucks and then saying it was a joke is basically the same thing on a smaller scale.

... The guy with the chainsaw was a joke.

[Pako]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2113/jcfcafe5ru.th.png (http://img522.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jcfcafe5ru.png)
If you don't know what's this comic about, please go here. (http://travelingpixels.com/?p=69)

[CrimiClown]

Oh noes! JJ DS takes over the JCF! Added to the list! =D

[Odin]

http://www.jazz2online.com/spiffyjuice/pikz/jj2comic1.jpg

Can that count as a brainfart comic?

[Risp_old]

I'm not sure if you can nominate other people's work.

[CrimiClown]

I don't get Odin's comic... :O

[CrimiClown]

Sorry for the double post, but it's been like a week now... ;o

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic46.png

And, yeah, sorry for all the bad comics... =(

[Black Ninja]

Sorry for the double post, but it's been like a week now... ;o

<b>COMIC GOES HERE, BUT NOT IN MY QUOTE ;D</b>

And, yeah, sorry for all the bad comics... =(
That owns. SO much.

[Tweeter]

:lol: No really...

That one was awesome! :D Crim's expression in the last panel was so funny.

This is like... the first funny comic ever!

[n00b]

I love Crimi's expression and pose in th 2nd panel.

Tweeter doesn't think the other BF comics are funny because she has no soul

[Doubble Dutch]

Finally! Someone else sees what Ive always know!

[Both the soul thing and Lil Freak's sex change.]

[Tweeter]

Hey... it was SO totally worth selling!

I mean... look at all the things it goes into. Music, mates, um... shoes!
Souls are a hot commodity. I was offered almost as much for my soul as I was for my kidney!

[CrimiClown]

This is like... the first funny comic ever!
... :(
Tweeter doesn't think the other BF comics are funny because she has no soul
... :D

[Pako]

Sorry for the double post, but it's been like a week now... ;o

*comic*

And, yeah, sorry for all the bad comics... =(
Sorry, but I'm the only who doesn't like that change.

[CrimiClown]

Sorry, but I'm the only who doesn't like that change.
It's not a change... It's a 'joke'... ;)

PagClam

[n00b]

"WITH YOUR MOM! It's the Brainfart Game plot: Faw learns his true father is Mackenzie Mendoza! The gang sets out to meet him, but the yearly breaking asshat attempts to stop them! Can brainfart stop this evil in time? Can Jesus Christ hammer nails into sheep?"

Thanks to the Tickbot RSG, we're one step closer towards a Brainfart videogame

[CrimiClown]

"WITH YOUR MOM! It's the Brainfart Game plot: Faw learns his true father is Mackenzie Mendoza! The gang sets out to meet him, but the yearly breaking asshat attempts to stop them! Can brainfart stop this evil in time? Can Jesus Christ hammer nails into sheep?"

Thanks to the Tickbot RSG, we're one step closer towards a Brainfart videogame
... XD

[Murderbeam]

Sick!
Remove that at once!

[CrimiClown]

Sick!
Remove that at once!
If you can't handle a W with periods in it... :eek:

[ThunderPX]

:lol: No really...

That one was awesome! :D Crim's expression in the last panel was so funny.

This is like... the first funny comic ever!

You only say that because you seem to be obsessed with breasts.

[Tweeter]

You only say that because you seem to be obsessed with breasts.
;)

It's true. I like to dike it out.

That quote is SO going in my signature.

[Doubble Dutch]

Blasted women, always obseesed with (-); thats why they go to all the troubble of grwoing them.

On the other hand, thats the only way they can get ThunderPX to talk to them.

[ThunderPX]

On the other hand, thats the only way they can get ThunderPX to talk to them.

I'd think up a witty response to that, but it's simply not true. >=(

[NovaStar]

I did promise a proper Origion, and this is it.
The series name is called "CONSPIRACY!"
It reveals the many conspiracies of the BrainFart members. The first comic in this series, "SOS - inSane Origion of Speaking paper", will be released in 30 min - 1hr.

I can say a few things about plot lines.

SOS is the start of Faw and Crimi's troubles when Faw has a baby (he's a girl in the start), LittleFreak! Faw wanted an albino weasel. Soon after Faw changes gender to male. As for the rest I can't really say.

I'm thinking of a plot involving n00b, Shadow (me), Pako and maybe ZAPPER.

ThunderPX will become an Electric Elemental Rabbit.

Coming up is a comic in a bar where the gang are having some love troubles. It isn't CONSPIRACY! related tho.

[CrimiClown]

SOS is the start of Faw and Crimi's troubles when Faw has a baby (he's a girl in the start), LittleFreak! Faw wanted an albino weasel. Soon after Faw changes gender to male. As for the rest I can't really say.
:eek: What the...

[NovaStar]

:eek: What the...
It is a conspiracy you and Faw share... how LittleFreak your paper son shall be shocked. :7 :lol:

[NovaStar]

Oh yes, and update the intro movie too please.

[cooba]

Why am I always being forgotten :(

[NovaStar]

May as well add you.
*thinks*
You can be Faw's long lost cous! ^.^

[NovaStar]

Well, BrainFart CONSPIRACY! is here with SOS - inSane Origion of Speaking Paper! Featuring CrimiClown, Fawriel and LittleFreak!
Enjoy the first conspiracy, inspired by Doubble Dutch's Origion of Brainfart Characters!

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8923/1sosinsaneorigionofspeakingpap.png

Liked that? There's more coming! See Shadow, n00b, ZAPPER, Pako and Tweeter in the next comic called "Love and Fun Ball More Like!"

[Erik]

< iCeD|Sleep> Dude, that was gay as hell. No offense, i'm not a homophobe or anything.

[ThunderPX]

That was kind of scary. I'd almost say I'd forbid you to use me.

[CrimiClown]

Why am I so crappily drawn?

...

Never mind...

[Radium]

Best BF comic EVER.

[Tweeter]

Liked that? There's more coming! See Shadow, n00b, ZAPPER, Pako and Tweeter in the next comic called "Love and Fun Ball More Like!"
Oh THIS will be good! :D I don't think you ever saw how "my" character looks. (Like how I draw myself.) So I am interested to see how your interpertation of me will turn out.

You better make me sexy! ;-)

[Birdie]

Haha how does crmi + faw make LF?
Its like a mini soap opra, now just add an evil brother and it'll be a soap.

[NovaStar]

Meh, I might post the next comic tommorow, as I don't do Mondays when I have shingles. >(

[Fawriel]

Why am I always being forgotten :(
<s>they forgot poland</s>

I refuse to comment on the current catastrophic situation.

[Doubble Dutch]

Bah, steal my origions idea.

So, how did Radium's gender change machine origionate?

[Tweeter]

Bah, steal my origions idea.

So, how did Radium's gender change machine origionate?

Answer : Magic. (http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript?SK=9)

[n00b]

Sure use me, they say flattery is the cheap imitation brand.
http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs9/300W/i/2006/009/2/c/n00b__I__m_on_Fire_by_Lijik.png
Thats n00b BTW. I don't want any creepy looking bald dudes again.
EDIT- Yes I'm aware n00b looks like the (-)child of Yosemite Sam and Bugs Bunny. I can care less tho, because according to DD, he's the (-)child of Lori and Jones instead.

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic47.png

Bored.

[n00b]

Before this Origon Comic fad goes into overkill, I might as well do a satire/parody of it:
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/WinampPiming/fadsatire.png

[CrimiClown]

n00b, my trousers are in no way blue... o.o

And you didn't feedback my comic... :p I'll NEVER forgive you! :O

[n00b]

Jeans come in Blue or Black, take your pick.
Anyways, gj on the new comic. You're out of the unfunny slum the "magical portal thingy" plotline had

[CrimiClown]

Jeans come in Blue or Black, take your pick.
Anyways, gj on the new comic. You're out of the unfunny slum the "magical portal thingy" plotline had
Well... Yeah, that sucked... :|

Blue is fine... :(

[Fawriel]

*applauds n00b's comic*

*gives CC's last comic positive feedback*

[Radium]

*gives CC's last comic positive feedback*Come on, you could at LEAST try to come up with some real feedback, or use my old http://www.foxmage.com/Deviant.exe program.

[CrimiClown]

Rad, that program is soooo evil. :p

[Birdie]

Rad, that program is soooo evil. :p
I Could see some uses })

[n00b]

Rad, that program is soooo evil. :p
It's also sooooo true.

[Radium]

I sketched this a few months ago when Friendship Gang things were more popular. I spontaneously decided to ink it today, though.

http://www.foxmage.com/Crimi1.gif



http://www.foxmage.com/Crimi2.gif



http://www.foxmage.com/Crimi3.gif



Someone else continue it if they want.

[n00b]

Best BF comic ever.
I'd continue it, but I'll have to study the style abit first.

[Birdie]

:D LF... In a jar!

EDIT:
Get yours today!

<center><img src="http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7994/lfbottle6rg.png" border="0"></center>

[Radium]

Does it need air holes? I don't know if paper breathes.

I'd continue it, but I'll have to study the style abit first.
You use 'd and 'll in the same sentence. Please 'll D=.

And I CLAM this PAG

[Risp_old]

"I'd" is short for "I would."
"I'll" is short for "I will."
Those are two different things. The latter suggests it, whatever it is, will happen. The former suggests it might not. You can't use them interchangably.

[ThunderPX]

I sketched this a few months ago when Friendship Gang things were more popular. I spontaneously decided to ink it today, though.

http://www.foxmage.com/Crimi1.gif



http://www.foxmage.com/Crimi2.gif



http://www.foxmage.com/Crimi3.gif



Someone else continue it if they want.

Wow. That is AWESOME. I'd continue it, but I don't think I can draw in that style D=

[CrimiClown]

Radium, that IS indeed awesome. You even thought of Haggis McHaggis! That's so awesome! :p And, I could never continue something like that, because... Like... *points at comic style*

*hypno* Continue yourself *hypno*

[Tweeter]

I could easily continue that style. The thing is. I have no idea who anyone is or what is going on.

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg01.gif
This will be my very own BrainFart signature egg. I will make more on request. You wait a week or two and a character hatches! You can eventually watch it take it's first steps, pick it's nose, do stupid things and eventually die! =D

[Fawriel]

COOBA = RUDE OF THE TURKS

Also, *gives Radium positive feedback*

[Pako]

*requests an egg*

[ThunderPX]

I could easily continue that style. The thing is. I have no idea who anyone is or what is going on.

Well, you could have someone who does know what's going on (preferably someone with a sense of humour) write the comics while you draw them.

[CrimiClown]

Look at me, I put a BrainFart Egg™ in my signature, and now I'm some sort of famous person! Who gets all the ladies!

BrainFart Eggs™! Available now! The BrainFart Egg™ will be a bit more amusing than the "OMG I GOT AN ANIMAL THAT'S STANDING STILL ALL DAY"-egg. These will go through 5 phases:

- Egg form (It wobbles and jumps and tries to break free.)
- Baby form (Awww....)
- Adult (This is how the character is in the currect comics. New characters could also be added... ;) )
- Senior (Old, tatty, no energy left to preform funny animations in your sig... Just sit there and be ill...)
- Dead (Hey, we all die...)

Here are the BrainFart Eggs™ that are available at the moment:
< img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg01.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!" >
<img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg01.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!">
< img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg02.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!" >
<img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg02.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!">
< img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg03.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!" >
<img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg03.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!">
< img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg04.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!" >
<img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg04.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!">
< img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg05.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!" >
<img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg05.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!">
< img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg06.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!" >
<img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg06.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!">
< img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg07.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!" >
<img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg07.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!">
< img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg08.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!" >
<img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg08.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!">
< img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg09.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!" >
<img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg09.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!">
< img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg10.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!" >
<img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg10.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!">
< img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg11.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!" >
<img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg11.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!">

Make sure to attach the < and > tags to the rest of the text again when you add them to your sig.

Have fun! :)

[Odin]

Look at me, I put a BrainFart Egg™ in my signature, and now I'm some sort of famous person! Who gets all the ladies!

[CrimiClown]

Okay, I have added the final eggs. These are all available eggs. Pick one and be happy. :)

I WILL work on the animations for the baby stage, but do NOT expect them early.

Thanks. :)

[NovaStar]

Drew a comic of awesomeness and hope to have it scanned today. Yays ^.^

[ThunderPX]

I recognise Derby's egg, LF's egg and what seems to be a Friendship Gang egg(?), but I'm not sure about the other ones. Although the first one is probably a CrimiClown egg. =P

[Nick [PoL]]

Uhh... Brainfart-Eggs™

...

I'm still waiting for brainfartin'-Underwear™ ^^

[n00b]

Speaking of eggs, nice sig Nick.

[Pako]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6458/remasteredlol1px.png
Isn't this better?

[Birdie]

:D looks like you used psp for the text.
NEVER USE MS PAINT.

[n00b]

NEVER USE MS PAINT.
Well with the exception of my Survivor comics, all of mine were done in MS Paint. If you can't draw well with a mouse, thats your (-) problem, NOT the program's.

[Risp_old]

Think of how much it must have sucked for Michelangelo. Living before psp existed. HOW DID HE MAKE ART WITHOUT PSP?

[n00b]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Comics/retaliation.png
My thoughts from my above post put into BF comic form.
Brownie points if you can tell me which comic strip I stole the joke from.
l0lz m4d3 in m5 p41/\/7!!!11! 17 mu57 b3 5U>< ><0RZZ!!

[Radium]

Think of how much it must have sucked for Michelangelo. Living before psp existed. HOW DID HE MAKE ART WITHOUT PSP?MSPAINT

[Birdie]

... I'am not sure he used either :p

[Fawriel]

Well with the exception of my Survivor comics, all of mine were done in MS Paint. If you can't draw well with a mouse, thats your (-) problem, NOT the program's.
And yet you <i>always</i> seem to make it your problem when somebody else says something that could be interpreted as remotely unintelligent.


And Michelangelo didn't use MSPaint either, so that was a really.. senseless joke.

[Pako]

Hey, that sucky drawing style was intentional...

[Stijn]

And Michelangelo didn't use MSPaint either
http://www.orlyowl.com/orly.jpg

[ThunderPX]

[O RLY image]

YA RLY

Anyway, I use MS Paint for my comics too. And they wouldn't look any different if I used PSP (if at all, they'd look worse because PSP can't seem to be used to do simple tasks such as drawing a stickman properly)

Stijn: Avoid quoting big images

[n00b]

And yet you <i>always</i> seem to make it your problem when somebody else says something that could be interpreted as remotely unintelligent.

That's because remotely unintelligent things is one of the reasons why this man wants 90% of humanity wiped out (http://www.sas.org/tcs/weeklyIssues_2006/2006-04-07/feature1p/index.html), among other things. I'm doing my small part to erradicate remotely unintelligent things in an attempt to convince him that at least 40% need to stay alive.
If someone threatend to wipe you out, and most everyone you know, things like oil, stupidity, etc. would become your problem too.

[Fawriel]

NO WAI

...erm. Argh.

[Doubble Dutch]

Well you see, that doesn't involve Faw in the least; according to Texas law, green weasels are not human.

Although you can marry one.

[n00b]

Well you see, that doesn't involve Faw in the least; according to Texas law, green weasels are not human.

Although you can marry one.
Thats why I added "If someone threatend to wipe you out, and most everyone you know, things like oil, stupidity, etc. would become your problem too."

[Birdie]

Although you can marry one.
http://www.orlyowl.com/lolowl.jpg
I used a big owl too =P

[CrimiClown]

Hey, while reading Pako's comic, I got this idea...

The BrainFart Spoof Contest0rz!

Remake the first comic that I ever drew. You can just make it look better, add an actual joke or just completely mess it up. The winner gets... a cheese cookie. :)

Like... Boredom!

[Pako]

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/6618/crimiclownarrives3em.png
Real remake time!

[CrimiClown]

It's, like, \o/

[Birdie]

Google surfin' ;D

[NovaStar]

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4559/alwaysusemspaint5pl.png
My thoughts on the current topic above ^^

[n00b]

For once can something in Brainfart not be copied?

[CrimiClown]

For once can something in Brainfart not be copied?
It's (http://img423.imageshack.us/img423/1028/hmh11co.png) quite (http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/gizzooglestuff/freindshipgang.png) possible, (http://chaos.foxmage.com/lolpaper.jpg) actually... (http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/1772/zapper17ye.png)

[Radium]

/image/
Real remake time!
For some reason I really, really like their little forumer shirts. Or.. pants. Whatever.

[NovaStar]

For once can something in Brainfart not be copied?
What's copied THERE?!


I CLAIM TEH PAGE MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry.

[FQuist]

That's because remotely unintelligent things is one of the reasons why this man wants 90% of humanity wiped out (http://www.sas.org/tcs/weeklyIssues_2006/2006-04-07/feature1p/index.html), among other things. I'm doing my small part to erradicate remotely unintelligent things in an attempt to convince him that at least 40% need to stay alive.
If someone threatend to wipe you out, and most everyone you know, things like oil, stupidity, etc. would become your problem too.


<a href="http://www.pandasthumb.org/archives/2006/04/wingnuts_in_ful.html">A lie can get halfway around the world before the truth even gets its boots on - Mark Twain</a>.

(warning, some offensive speech... not intended to be aimed at anyone here)

[ThunderPX]

I don't... really understand Pako's comic. Then again, it's in the early hours of the morning (read: 1 PM) so I'm probably missing something obvious.

[n00b]

<a href="http://www.pandasthumb.org/archives/2006/04/wingnuts_in_ful.html">A lie can get halfway around the world before the truth even gets its boots on - Mark Twain</a>.

(warning, some offensive speech... not intended to be aimed at anyone here)

Wow.

[White Rabbit]

I sketched this a few months ago when Friendship Gang things were more popular. I spontaneously decided to ink it today, though.

http://www.foxmage.com/Crimi1.gif



http://www.foxmage.com/Crimi2.gif



http://www.foxmage.com/Crimi3.gif



Someone else continue it if they want.
This comic must be quoted in every subsequent page. :cool:

[CrimiClown]

I second White Rabbit there... It's just... O______O

[snakesevra]

hello....

hows going...
im bored, deviantart is in a watching mode...
i want to paint something...
maybe someone knows what?

*jawn*

[Doubble Dutch]

Yes, the above comic, continued.

[NovaStar]

Yes, I agree, continued.

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Yay! I'm an evil dark lord!
(And not dead.)

[NovaStar]

Yay! I'm an evil dark lord!
(And not dead.)

I'm supposed to be a dark queen with Prince Devan Jr in my homeland. The last time I was going to be killed was when I said I wouldn't marry Devan Jr. and I was gonna be tied up on a pole and put a spell on so I loved Devan Jr... I just got out of that one.

[Doubble Dutch]

Indeed, it was a good thing the marrige worked out.

[n00b]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Runescapephotos/seriouslyrrr.png

My thoughts on the "Over-Hyped-by-Jerry" game, RRR:TLS. We know nothing about it except for an acronym, and it's due out next year. I really don't see that becoming even a candidate for a subsitute to JJ2.
Also the fact I just didn't care that Crimi looks like some creepy girl shows I don't care for anything related to RRR:TLS, even my own veiws on it.

[Fawriel]

RRRwhatnow?

[n00b]

still, as soon as RRR (http://jamclx.ath.cx/jerry/rrclansite/rrforum/viewtopic.php?t=169) is out and the whole community buys it this whole problem is fixed at once.

Noone even knows what the acronym means

[Birdie]

:\ there is a silly guessing game to get a free copy of the game.

[ThunderPX]

Rabbit Roasters' Revenge? =P

[ThunderPX]

I have a script for a Brainfart Flash movie. If anyone wants to try actually making it into a Flash, I'll PM it to them. (We'll need voice actors and such too.)

[CrimiClown]

I have a script for a Brainfart Flash movie. If anyone wants to try actually making it into a Flash, I'll PM it to them. (We'll need voice actors and such too.)
I have thousands of scripts and idea's for Flash movies (also a few hundred about BrainFart)... ;-;

No time, no time, that's what my dad used to say back in ye olde days... :roll:

[n00b]

I had a few ideas for a Brainfart Movie, most of which were inspired by the Mars Attacks and Who Framed Roger Rabbit soundtrack

[ThunderPX]

I had a few ideas for a Brainfart Movie, most of which were inspired by the Mars Attacks and Who Framed Roger Rabbit soundtrack

XD

I wish I knew how to use Flash.

[ThunderPX]

So, you thought you could trick us with your evil eggs, did you!? I'M ON TO YOU!

[CrimiClown]

So, you thought you could trick us with your evil eggs, did you!? I'M ON TO YOU!
*shakes ThunderPX off*

[Birdie]

Lawl :p Hes not tricking anyone, he geneticly bred those eggs to hatch all into that!

[CrimiClown]

Lawl :p Hes not tricking anyone, he geneticly bred those eggs to hatch all into that!
(You'll get an allowance raise for this!)
Yeah! Like... Hah!

[ThunderPX]

*shakes ThunderPX off*

*gets a pitchfork*

[CrimiClown]

*gets a pitchfork*
O_o

[Olsen]

I dislike the eggs, I wanted an "OLsen" pet of the egg that had the text "Egg" in it. BLARGH!

So, I'll just say hello.

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic48.png

Technology...

[Xobim]

LOL, nice one!

[CrimiClown]

LOL, nice one!
Hey hey! Thanks! =D

[ThunderPX]

Before I read the last panel I thought it was a Bassie en Adriaan reference. =P

[White Rabbit]

...the Brainfart eggs are a disappointment. :(

[CrimiClown]

...the Brainfart eggs are a disappointment. :(
I know... So does everyone... You don't HAVE to put them in your sig... Which is quite useless right now... :P

[Pako]

When will they go back to normal?

[ThunderPX]

When will they go back to normal?

he geneticly(sic) bred those eggs to hatch all into that!

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[CrimiClown]

When will they go back to normal?
Cook them for all I care... I got school finals... ;)

[Olsen]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic48.png

Technology...

Makes me think of INDIANS!

And ehm, nice one! :)

[n00b]

OMB, I absolutely LUB the eyess XD

[NovaStar]

That's hilarious.

EDIT - LittleFreak Smily went wrong. So, a replacement!
___
|:-) |
|__|

[CrimiClown]

OMB, I absolutely LUB the eyess XD
Thanks... Do not underestimate the power of a simple dot... ;)

And, ShadowRabbit, you forgot this: http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/lfsmile.png

[ThunderPX]

BTW: http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic38.png

SPINACH CUSTARD!

[cooba]

SPINACH CUSTARD!...no :(.

[ThunderPX]

...no :(.

The portals were sent by Blackraptor, and you know it.

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic49.png

[Fawriel]

Hehe. ^^

[LittleFreak]

haha. ^^

[CrimiClown]

Those two comments are the most detailed comments I ever recieved!





I wouldn't be suprised if it was true, either...

[n00b]

hoho ^^

[CrimiClown]

hoho ^^
Every moment I live is agony. \o/

[n00b]

The Crimiclown song ~ Brainfart the Musical
Hehe
Haha
Hoho
Agony! Agony!
Every moment he lives is in agony!
He's a clown with Shiny Teeth!
Crimi, show us the way to be!
Agony, Agony!
Hehe
Haha
Hoho

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/lfsmile.png

[DoubleGJ]

Laugh, jester, laugh...

[CrimiClown]

Laugh, jester, laugh...
That doesn't sound very nice... ;(

[ThunderPX]

The Crimiclown song ~ Brainfart the Musical
Hehe
Haha
Hoho
Agony! Agony!
Every moment he lives is in agony!
He's a clown with Shiny Teeth!
Crimi, show us the way to be!
Agony, Agony!
Hehe
Haha
Hoho

XDDDDDDDDDDDDetc.

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/mchalibutgang.png
Not really a comic, but I wanted to make something BrainFart related this afternoon...

[Birdie]

(image)
Not really a comic, but I wanted to make something BrainFart related this afternoon...
Lawl, I like the way no one except zapper mchalibut's limbs are attached to bodys.

[CrimiClown]

Lawl, I like the way no one except zapper mchalibut's limbs are attached to bodys.
=D

DuckMan never had any attachments (being ASCII and all) and I just came up with the idea of giving Derby some 'Rayman'-hands. ZAPPER is a fish, he shouldn't have arms... :P

[Fawriel]

Beware, they're unarmed and dangerous!

[CrimiClown]

Beware, they're unarmed and dangerous!
zomg u punmaster!!!1

[Pako]

Beware, they're unarmed and dangerous!
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/9353/littlefreaksmiley9se.png

[CrimiClown]

Time for the 50th comic. Yayz0rz!

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic50.png

Edit: Ah, some of the outlines weren't fully closed when I removed the outer white... Then again, who cares. :D

[Radium]

Time for the 50th comic. Yayz0rz!

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic50.png

Edit: Ah, some of the outlines weren't fully closed when I removed the outer white... Then again, who cares. :D
Those of us who are still for some reason using the Christmas theme care D=

[CrimiClown]

Those of us who are still for some reason using the Christmas theme care D=
...those who are smart enough to know how to change themes are also smart enough to right-click the image and click 'view image'. :)

Next complaint, please.

*cough* Okay, I'll fix. ;)

[Pako]

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8562/letsallplayonline3ql.th.png (http://img217.imageshack.us/my.php?image=letsallplayonline3ql.png)
New comic from me, parodying the online games. It includes the following members:
Frost
Fawriel
LittleFreak
Cooba
Pako
Enjoy! <S>And if you don't, I'll exterminate you!</S>

[ThunderPX]

Shooted? Leaved?

[Fawriel]

Ohmygod I was Sephiroth'd! =D
That's a pretty cool comic. I bet it'd be funny if I got it, but it looks like it's awesome.

[Ae]

Those of us who are still for some reason using the Christmas theme care D=
I care!

[ThunderPX]

I got fed up with stupid comic scripts so the Brainfart link on my site now just goes here =P

[Ninja 101]

OH WOW DONT DRAW THE LAST FRAME IN THE LAST FRAME IN NO. 25!!!!!
It'll GO ON FOREVER.
not that it exists. It's an illusion.

[CrimiClown]

Bazzelmon (http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/bazzelmon.swf)

Not quite a BrainFart movie, but there was this kid on the DSWorld forums who managed to like my other movies and requested to be in one of them. He's kinda hyper, so I tried to portrait that... It worked, I guess. =\

[Pako]

Bazzelmon (http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/bazzelmon.swf)

Not quite a BrainFart movie, but there was this kid on the PKMN.net forums who managed to like my other movies and requested to be in one of them. He's kinda hyper, so I tried to portrait that... It worked, I guess. =\
Seems like that kid stole my Hyper attack...

[Fawriel]

Hehehehe. Neat.
And it's ironic because it seems like "HYPER!" is an ice attack. ;o
...and Rayquaza gives 15 exp.

[ThunderPX]

Laugh, jester, laugh...

Is it a jester in the corner?

...Okay, I'll stop now.

[NovaStar]

Bazzelmon (http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/bazzelmon.swf)

Not quite a BrainFart movie, but there was this kid on the DSWorld forums who managed to like my other movies and requested to be in one of them. He's kinda hyper, so I tried to portrait that... It worked, I guess. =\

Lool.

[CrimiClown]

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/206/c/6/The_Meaning_of_Life_by_CrimiClown.png
CrimiClown found out that he's a mere fictional character... :(

[ThunderPX]

He did? Where?

[CrimiClown]

He did? Where?
I told him. D:

[Doubble Dutch]

You did not! He noticed the panel frames!

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic51.png

[n00b]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic51.png
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/gizzooglestuff/badpun.bmp
Sorry about the .bmp, it's the only thing this Windows 95 I'm on can do.

[CrimiClown]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/gizzooglestuff/badpun.bmp
Sorry about the .bmp, it's the only thing this Windows 95 I'm on can do.
Haha, nice. :3

[Fawriel]

Not one awesome comic, but TWO awesome comics! Crrrrrrazy! \o/

[Pako]

Randomness + Stupidness =
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/9554/revivalityfu2.png

[Fawriel]

NOBODY DESERVES THIS!!



Just kidding. It's awesome. LF is the best part. =D


By the way, the Sonic comic would be a lot better if, in the third panel, you didn't see the Whomp ( or whatsitcalled ) and in the fourth, you'd just see it without Sonic underneath it. Of course, it's implied that he's there, which makes it more of a joke.

[cooba]

HAHA OWNAD ZAPPER </s>

[ThunderPX]

By the way, the Sonic comic would be a lot better if, in the third panel, you didn't see the Whomp ( or whatsitcalled ) and in the fourth, you'd just see it without Sonic underneath it. Of course, it's implied that he's there, which makes it more of a joke.

That's not Sonic, that's Pako's fan character. And that's how Sonic characters die when they're crushed.

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic52.png

Now, people, it is time that you guys come up with some names. Why?

BrainFart almost exists a year now. Only one and a half month and we're there. I want you guys to nominate all comics you think are worthy of the title 'BrainFart of the Year' and I will make a poll on the exact date that BrainFart turns one year old.

Good luck! :D

[ThunderPX]

Wow, I didn't even realise I'd created it three days before my birthday.

Anyway, Pako, n00b and DD definitely have my vote, because they frequently contribute and all... well, most of their contributions are actually funny. Of course, other people have created funny stuff, but only once or twice, so they're not the best. No offense to anyone.

[LittleFreak]

What about nominating your favourite comics instead?

I nominate "This is what happens if you get too friendly" by 2xGJ.

[CrimiClown]

What about nominating your favourite comics instead?

Hmm... That's actually an awesome idea. BrainFart of the Year it is. :D

In that case, I'll read through everything once more and nominate a comic.

[LittleFreak]

My second nomination goes to "lol paper" from Faw. Still makes me laugh everytime I read it.

[CrimiClown]

My personal favourite goes to 'Screw you' by n00b, regarding to the "Don't kill Pako"-rule.

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Comics/screwyou.png

[Spotinik]

I'm going to nominate two comics here.

1. "Nobody on the chair.=D" by Nobody, because it makes me chuckle. Plus the pun is quite clever, and the experissions are just priceless.

2. "lol paper" by Faw. Self-Explanatory, even though the pun's not easy to get at first unless you think about it, plus that last panel = pwn.

[Fawriel]

I nominate/vote for Frost and Pako.

[CrimiClown]

I nominate/vote for Frost and Pako.
If you had read on a few more posts, you'd see that we decided to nominate a comic rather than a person.

[LittleFreak]

Hm.. how many comics can we nominate?

[Fawriel]

I did read on. I didn't know that the old poll was cancelled.

[Birdie]

I definatly nominate lol paper.

[Fawriel]

...can I nominate Flash contributions as well? In that case, the "intro" and "3 3ast 3 3urious".

[CrimiClown]

...can I nominate Flash contributions as well? In that case, the "intro" and "3 3ast 3 3urious".
Hmm... Why not? They count as BrainFarts nonetheless.

People, don't forget Radium's Supercrimi comics! They are not listed in the Guest comics and have their own little sublist. :3

[Doubble Dutch]

I don't know the names of any comics, so I nominte whatever lil freak does.

[LittleFreak]

\o/

The names can be seen in post 3 (http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/showpost.php?p=314983&postcount=3) by the way.

[White Rabbit]

I nominate the whole SuperCrimi Adventures: http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/showpost.php?p=355814&postcount=838
I can find neither it nor Radium on the list of BF comic though.

[CrimiClown]

I can find neither it nor Radium on the list of BF comic though.Post five, bottom section. A private subtitle is given for all three comics.

[Pako]

Ok, this post isn't for nominating... It's a comic conmemorating the birthday of BrainFart.
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7608/superbrainfartsmashcx9.png
People that appears on this comic:
LF, Zapper, Cooba, Crimi (Yes, that's him), me, n00b, Faw and DuckMan.
EDIT-Aaannndd...
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/9080/hbrainfartoh9.png
Yes, that's n00b eating the cake. NO, THAT'S AN "Y", YOU PERV. If you didn't noticed, look at the table. It has the same pattern as Haggis McHaggis "skirt"! Also, the figure in the cake is Crimi. This is the first time I draw Zapper in his halibut form. PS:COFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFE E.

[Fawriel]

Only Duckman can best me! Muahah....hah. Wait, Duckman is a Metroid-stickfigure wiith a Master- and a Crazy Hand and old-SNES-game boots?

[ThunderPX]

I know it's supposed to be Super Smash Bros., but apart from that I have no idea what's going on. Sorry.

[Pako]

I know it's supposed to be Super Smash Bros., but apart from that I have no idea what's going on. Sorry.
Each character attacks once, in a succesive(sp?) chain, until Duckman wins. Yeah, it's a little confusing.

[LittleFreak]

The problem is that I didn't get who most of the characters were the first time I read it. Though Cooba is obvious. Still nice comic. Despite the fact that I get beaten up/cut in two halves in both of them. >O

[Doubble Dutch]

Image. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/Nevad/paper.png) Note: Contains an unfiltered acronym. Enter at your own discretion.

Derby: URL notation. Content that cannot be posted directly to the board also cannot be posted directly to the board in the form of an image.

[n00b]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Comics/hbbpreview.png
A preview of what I'm working on for the anniversary.

[cooba]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Comics/hbbpreview.png
A preview of what I'm working on for the anniversary.=D<!---->

[Doubble Dutch]

Derby: URL notation. Content that cannot be posted directly to the board also cannot be posted directly to the board in the form of an image.

Really? I'm sure I didn't post any unfliltered content...

[Fawriel]

He meant the feared acronym that begins with w and ends with... other letters.

[ThunderPX]

I'm not sure what's wrong with What the FLAC either.

On a (very slightly) more serious note, this thread almost has 1000 replies. Discuss.

[Doubble Dutch]

(indirect filter bypass)

I'm sorry, I don't understand a word of what you're saying. At least publish a filtered version of it so I can see what the heck he's on about.

[Previous quotation edit. Your image contained an acronym expressing great surprise that is not allowed on these forums. That should be clear enough, I think. - FQuist]

[White Rabbit]

And I'm posting this just so I can express my lack of understanding concerning n00b's latest comic, not so I can get the 1000th post.

(Although technically, the 1001th post is the 1000th :p).

[LittleFreak]

HAH!

That means, I get to start the apocalypse instead of you. Hehe.

[FQuist]

Aw. Now that some posts were deleted, the evil admin gets the 1000th post.

Doubble Dutch, your picture contained a popular disallowed acronym that expresses great surprise. If you use your imagination, you should know what was wrong with it, now.

[Pako]

Yay! Now I got the 1000th post! Woohoo!

Frost, you need to update the comic list.

[LittleFreak]

Still have the 1001st post, which is, according to WR's logic, the 1000th.

[n00b]

And I'm posting this just so I can express my lack of understanding concerning n00b's latest comic, not so I can get the 1000th post.

(Although technically, the 1001th post is the 1000th :p).
... Whats so hard to understand about puns?

Unless you mean the PREVIEW. Which is a PREVIEW, and therefore is meant only to generate intrest without any dialouge which may confuse people/generate more intrest than I want. As noted by the below text: A preview of what I'm working on for the anniversary.
The lesson of the day is: IT'S USEFUL TO READ.

[CrimiClown]

Congratulations, my fellow Earthlings. We have succeeded in staying (somewhat) alive for almost a year and even got a thousand posts on one thread. Applause for all of you! :D

[ThunderPX]

When I entered this thread I half expected some sort of Steve Irwin memorial comic.

[n00b]

I'd have made one if my Anniversary comic wasn't so hellishly time consuming

[Pako]

My new comic (http://img144.imageshack.us/my.php?image=twpcomicvi8.png), based on an old game. And I hate the Einstein guy, he is REALLY annoying.

[ThunderPX]

Ha, reminds me of when I sucked at English.

"Your ticket prices are too cheap."

"Oh, I guess he means they're too expensive" *lowers*

"Your ticket prices are too cheap."

"*lowers to 1 cent*"

""Your ticket prices are too cheap."

"What the hell?"

[Stijn]

rollercoaster tycoon xD