Iiiiit's brainfartin' time!

[n00b]

Nice.

[CrimiClown]

=D Thanks... It was about time I posted something useful. =D

[White Rabbit]

It's still not better than Sun Fun Dude's Christmas cartoon.

[ThunderPX]

They're actually called fish fingers in English IIRC, but I could be wrong.

[n00b]

Fish Fingers and Fishsticks are intechangable in USA

[White Rabbit]

Haha, yes, fish fingers.
That must be how Zapper holds scissors.
*hypno*Use 'fish fingers', CC*hypno*

[CrimiClown]

Haha, yes, fish fingers.
That must be how Zapper holds scissors.
*hypno*Use 'fish fingers', CC*hypno*
*obeys*

Oh, and thanks for that awesomely motivating post about Sun Fun Dude's movie... [/sarcasm] :(

[n00b]

I bought the Tron soundtrack last night, and read Brainfart comcis while listening to it.
An image simmilar to what this (http://kylebackstrom.tripod.com/brainfartthing.swf)(right click and save as, it looks horrible in a browser) popped into my head. I was going to use the usual Crimiclown design(the one used in current non-guest comics), but it's hard as heck to draw with my new mouse, so I drew my old Crimi design instead(which was a tad bit easier).
Music- Creation of Tron

[CrimiClown]

No file found.

[n00b]

No file found.
It works for me, and I even tested it at multiple locations (freinds' houses, libraries, etc. etc.)

[ThunderPX]

C+P into address bar. Tripod sucks.
Anyway, was the red button supposed to do nothing?

[n00b]

C+P into address bar. Tripod sucks.
Anyway, was the red button supposed to do nothing?
I gave up screwing around with action script, it's supposed to link here since I was going to use it in my profile at Gaia Online, but it didn't work. I was too lazy to remove it also.

And Right-clicking and saving works perfectly fine, at the multiple locations I've tested at(all using firefox I should note incase you're using IE) right-clicking and saving worked.

Pageclaim in the name of Firefox

[ThunderPX]

I'm using Firefox too, but right-click-save gives me the error page with a .swf extension.

[n00b]

Odd.

[Risp_old]

I can load it fine.

[ShadeJackrabbit]

To feed me to him, you'll have to get through the... ah... rock, LittleFreak v.2, and our mega move. Besides, I could kill him from the inside. And I'd still be alive. Ok, feed me to him.

[ThunderPX]

Littlefreak clone? The original ALWAYS pwns the clone, so that wouldn't work.

As for the rock... we'll throw him in the ocean, he won't last long.

[Doubble Dutch]

On the contrary, the ocean is the rocks natural habitat; before you know it you'd have hundreds of the sods.

[ThunderPX]

It's a robotic rock.
It'd sink to the bottom and stop working because it's in water.

[Risp_old]

How do you know it isn't a WATERPROOF robotic rock? It's not like it's impossible to waterproof robotic things.

[CrimiClown]

I second Risp. As for ZAPPER, he'll get fried on Thursday, when I'm back for ONE DAY from my holiday. I think I'll make the next comic then... :)

[ThunderPX]

Zeke wasn't waterproof either.

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Clones aren't always less powerful, you obviously don't know about Ben Reilly. And the robotic rock is ACID proof. Which means he is water proof. And LittleFreak v.2 is made of 5 ply. Yes, that's right... 5 PLY. And I have a special acid proof coating ejected by an extra gill.

[ThunderPX]

Cooba'll just put him in the shredder.

EDIT: And the rock may be water-proof, but it'll still sink.

[White Rabbit]

Hint: some rocks are porous and others relatively undense, so they'll float on water

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Thank you White Rabbit! That is true about this rock, and LittleFreak v.2 is v.2, what about v.3? And 4, 5, 6, an infinite amount, HAHAHAAHA!!! Or until MsPaint stops working.

[White Rabbit]

Lol? :O

[Risp_old]

Look, LF v.2 can't be both porous (or undense) and durable. You might as well say it's made of paper but is totally immune to fire.

[n00b]

I have recently reread Pako's comic, and it seems n00b has been placed (without permission I might add) in a 'gang'. I thought Duckman transformed the three into little Katamari dudes for no reason(So I skim to lightly, wanna fight about it?) As the creator of the Freindship Gang, here's my five bucks:

Stop copying other's ideas. They say imitation is the greatest flattery, but not like this. Brainfart comics are supposed to be original(Well not really, but the funny ones are original). Now all the comics are going to be either one of Crimi's plots, or three more dispensible characters tossed into a 'gang' to do god knows what. The Freindship Gang was meant as a throw-away joke, but I don't mind Crimi deveolping it more. The same thing happened with Marvin the Paranoid Android, and looked what happened. However for every Marvin out there, there are 3 cheap knockoffs. And cheap knockoffs suck. Horrendusly. People, stop reading Brainfart for a week. Don't read or watch anything for that matter. Try to come up with an original idea( this should be easy because you have nothing to copy from after not watching/reading stuff for a week) and use it for a comic. All of the FUNNY brainfart comics are more or less original. And you want to be funny, right?
Yes? Good, then stop making new gangs. They suck the humor out of the strip. Brainfart isn't some Movie-based Video Game where you can plug in any franchise into a platformer, and call it done. Have you noticed that Movie-based video games ussualy suck? That's why. No originalty or creativity.
Show me a good movie game, and I'll show you a team of deveolpers who tried to be different from the norm, and succeded.

[Doubble Dutch]

Wasn't this a comic strip thread?

[White Rabbit]

There were good Star Wars games. :(

[ThunderPX]

STOP. Back on topic. Make any comic you want, but if it sucks, it just won't be added.

[CrimiClown]

STOP. Back on topic. Make any comic you want, but if it sucks, it just won't be added.
Just so you guys know, I've seen some comics of which I thought they 'sucked', but it's not nice to not add those. I care for the people who put effort in making a comic for this thread, as there aren't too many.

I'm quite busy, leaving again tomorrow. I can't promise more comics, sorry.

[ThunderPX]

Let me rephrase that. "If it sucks, I'll just not add it do the new site, whenever I actually make it."

[Murderbeam]

Come on, make another comic already!

[Pako]

I thought Duckman transformed the three into little Katamari dudes for no reason(So I skim to lightly, wanna fight about it?)
Congratulations, you are the first and only person who thought what Duckman transformed us. And no, i wasnt trying to copy Crimi.

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Wasnt I supposed to be deep fried by now or something?

[ThunderPX]

I DEMAND YOU PEOPLE READ. Sheesh. Crimi did say he couldn't promise more comics soon.

[CrimiClown]

I second Thunder. *runs off to another vacation location*

^____^

[ShadeJackrabbit]

I DEMAND YOU PEOPLE READ. Sheesh. Crimi did say he couldn't promise more comics soon.
I DEMAND YOU PEOPLE KEEP TRACK OF TIME. CrimiClown said I get deepfried on THURSDAY the THURSDAY that passes. "Sheesh" If you guys are gonna turn me into fishsticks, GET IT OVER WITH. Or else I'll write some really bad fan fiction and force you guys to read it.

[ThunderPX]

Yes, but AFTER that, he said he was too busy. And what are you gonna do, anyway? You're just a fish on a message board.

[CrimiClown]

Yes, but AFTER that, he said he was too busy. And what are you gonna do, anyway? You're just a fish on a message board.
\o/

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Yes, but AFTER that, he said he was too busy. And what are you gonna do, anyway? You're just a fish on a message board.
So, you underestimate me... hahaha... I'll show you what I can do.
http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/4627/scissorsblast0sg.png

[ThunderPX]

Oh yeah? Well...
http://home.graffiti.net/thunderpx/chainsaw.png

[UNKNOWNFILE]

oh the humanity.

Chainsaw would actually be written "チェンソー".
I suggest reading up on katakana before you post another image.
Thank you for your cooperation.

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Are you talking to both of us? Cause I translated to Chinese and then to english. And a chainsaw would be too easy for me to dodge, and (stabbing myself in the foot here) it wouldn't work under water.

[ThunderPX]

I did read up on katakana, but I used "sheensoo" since I couldn't find "che". And the ~ is valid, k?

[CrimiClown]

ZAPPER, if you really are impatient, just jump in the dang frying pan yourself...

[ShadeJackrabbit]

I'm just saying you should carry out your idea or make some spontaneous event that prevents it happening. I'm tired of waiting for the outcome!

[CrimiClown]

Listen, some of us actually have WORK. Consider that. I have my priorities.

[Skeven]

I've returned with a comic I made quite a while ago and just never finished and a brand new character sheet for you to use... I highly doubt any of you will... but... so so..


#1

<img src="http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/2228/sk7comic29uy.png"/>

#2

<img src="http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/3691/charsht11cd.png"/>

Edit: Hopefully this will shut Zapper up.
Edit2: changed providers cause other site stopped working (joy)

[ThunderPX]

I'm just saying you should carry out your idea or make some spontaneous event that prevents it happening. I'm tired of waiting for the outcome!

And we're tired of your whining. Stop.

[n00b]

Dear Zapper:
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/TOPRP/sgupandwaitn00b.png

[Skeven]

PAGECLAIM! LOL :D

*Goes to put in stuff that he's supposed to*

Edit: its in... go back a page and look at the bottom...

[CrimiClown]

I read it before. Nice comics. *adds to list*

[ThunderPX]

ahahaha. n00b wins.

[n00b]

I realized complaning about having multiple gangs wouldn't change anything, so I just decided to have my character leave the Katamari lovers.
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/TOPRP/imleavingfoo.png

[Pako]

T-t-t-transformed? You just have a suit! Just take off the katamari suit and you are done.

[n00b]

Was it really a suit? Heh, that gives me a good idea.

[CrimiClown]

Added to the list with a 'suit'ing title. Hehe... Pun...

[n00b]

Thanks to Pako I was able to overcome the hurdle of n00b chnaging back without having to go on a quest for some Gonka Thunderberry potion
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/TOPRP/wtfomgn00bsarabbit.png

[CrimiClown]

Added0rz. =D

[ShadeJackrabbit]

I was gonna say the picture of me getting flamed was funny, but since it has no been used 3 times (once in a quote) it has lost it's laugh. Although the expression on my face remains timelessy funny. Now, I must fry myself:
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/941/crimi18jv.png

[Doubble Dutch]

Mmmmm, fishsticks.

Zapper, don't eat yourself, you'll go blind.

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Actually, I was eating my own species, not myself, and is that whu mt vidom id gorib wonkey> Sorry, couldn't resist.

[CrimiClown]

Added... :o

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Wow, you don't have to get all excited.

[Odin]

Now that's what I call General Haberdasher.

[CrimiClown]

Wow, you don't have to get all excited.
I'd say tired. Look at the time I posted that. =P

Edit: Never mind... Stupid forum time... :p

[ThunderPX]

The site will have an update script thing compatible with CrimiClowns! =D

EDIT: If I can find one, that is.

[CrimiClown]

Now that CrimiClown has captured a Spaz for his Pokémon collection, he continues his search for Pokémon at the JCF, where he can possibly find rare and uncommon forumers... ;o Find out all about it in:

CrimiClown VS Pokémon II (http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfmovie04.swf)

[ThunderPX]

XD LittleFreak FTW.

[LittleFreak]

\o/

[CrimiClown]

FTW? What's that?

...

\o/

[ThunderPX]

For The Win. =P

Also, why does the J2O Did You Know not say "...Brainfart, which was created by ThunderPX and CrimiClown kthx." =D

[CrimiClown]

For The Win. =P

Also, why does the J2O Did You Know not say "...Brainfart, which was created by ThunderPX and CrimiClown kthx." =D
I think because Frank would have guessed that it's on the first (third) post. Also, it's a community project. =D No credit needed! =D

[LittleFreak]

I want to play the LF game. =D

[CrimiClown]

You an wait 5 years and 2 minutes, then come back okay? =P

[ShadeJackrabbit]

CrimiClown VS Pokémon II rocks!

[CrimiClown]

CrimiClown VS Pokémon II rocks!
=DDDDDD

[Birdie]

if you don't understand it,
crimi is putting on his protective glove before they deepfry zapper, the glove is realy a sock. you know, one of those socks with toes? they normaly have rainbow stripes and stuff.
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8818/image58rh.png
even if it doesn't fit cause it's a sock it still wouldn't fit if it were a glove :O

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Why is he trying to fry me... AGAIN. Oh yah, that reminds me:
http://img305.imageshack.us/img305/6294/crimi27qe.png

[LittleFreak]

if you don't understand it,
crimi is putting on his protective glove before they deepfry zapper, the glove is realy a sock. you know, one of those socks with toes? they normaly have rainbow stripes and stuff.
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8818/image58rh.png
even if it doesn't fit cause it's a sock it still wouldn't fit if it were a glove :O

You gave away the joke. D=
Never do that.

[ThunderPX]

On the cover of my History book, I have drawn a large Dopefish with Crimi on it's back and LF jumping off one side. Below the Dopefish is a hall with a mini-Dopefish, a strange-looking Fawriel, a train with Cooba on top and a guy with a spoon trying to make the train stop.

[LittleFreak]

You don't have a scanner I guess? Otherwise, upload it. =d

[ThunderPX]

Nope, or my deviantART would be filled with stuff.

[n00b]

Why is he trying to fry me... AGAIN.
Zapper, only official comics are made by Crimi. Everything in one of our guest comics does not concide with the official plotline(Unless Crimi says so).
Because of this, we can have 6 comics of Crimi trying to fry you, and technically he never did.

[CrimiClown]

Zapper, only official comics are made by Crimi. Everything in one of our guest comics does not concide with the official plotline(Unless Crimi says so).
Because of this, we can have 6 comics of Crimi trying to fry you, and technically he never did.
What n00b said.

Sorry, I'm not quite in the mood for making any comics right now for some very personal reasons which I won't just share on the forums just like that. I will make more, just be very patient with me, please, as what happened today was terrible.

[n00b]

Hey thats ok.
Sometimes I dont want to make comics for an entirely different reason than yours tho.
Sometimes I will draw a comic, perfect setup, great gags(visually and speechly), and it all fails in the execution because I'm not in the right 'zone'. The frustration I go through to complete mediocre work makes me not do comics for a while. Unless it's something like Brainfart where qaulity doesn't matter.

[n00b]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/gizzooglestuff/comicnews.png

Everything ZAPPER says is based off of things he said in this thread. Yes, I actually read all 15 pages. It took 5-6 minutes, it T0K 4EVAR 2 RAD DOES PAGZ!!!1!!!11111!

[CrimiClown]

Well, that sums everything up nicely. I recovered from the circumstances I was in. I could start drawing comics as soon as I find something to write about. Laters!

[n00b]

I also need to point out, that some of what Zapper said isn't recent.
I just felt that if he repeated something that was essentially the same repeatedly it wouldn't have the same kick.
EDIT-Pageclaim in the name of Roger Rabbit

[ThunderPX]

"No! Don't fry him! That's what he wants you to do!!" *killed*

[CrimiClown]

Okay. ZAPPER didn't got fried, DuckMan left in search of food (he has been standing there for a week, you know... ;) ) and now our heroes get a comic! Glad to be back, guys. :)

Edit: You see the latest Friendship Gang logo on the right of the image? I'll try to edit that... =P

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic37.png

[ThunderPX]

What is the asterisk note? =P

[Risp_old]

*Note: Not actually free at all. We were just kiddin' with ya.

[CrimiClown]

*Note: Not actually free at all. We were just kiddin' with ya.
\o/

[n00b]

Hey Crimi, can you replace the links of my old comics with the following? It's mainly to replace all the ones in .bmps.
THE FRIENDSHIP GANG! (http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/gizzooglestuff/freindshipgang.png)
Storyline Wrecker (http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/gizzooglestuff/storylinewrecker.png)
Nobody likes Faw. (http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/gizzooglestuff/nobodylikesfaw.png)

[CrimiClown]

Done. =D

[n00b]

Thanks =D

[Doubble Dutch]

I had three miniutes spare and thought I'd try and annoy someones.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/Gannalev/brd.gif

[Fawriel]

Waaaaa?

[White Rabbit]

<s>That's not how sperm works on paper.</s>

[LittleFreak]

Waaaaa!

[CrimiClown]

:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O

Added. 8D

[NovaStar]

Did you get the idea of CrimiClown VS Pokémon from me liking it? *is suspicious*
But really, they're quite funny.

*gets to Brainfartin'*
Yes, I'm releasing some comics. Soon.

Oh, and Crimi, if you want mixes of Pokémon and stuff for your CrimiClown VS Pokémon cmics I'll happily lend you some. And if I run out I'll re-open my spriting shop at SerebiiForums. That always gets some good sprites.

[ThunderPX]

DD... that is actually quite scary. X_x

[NovaStar]

A little bit... but sorta funny in a weird way.

[ThunderPX]

The site *kind of* works, but it only shows the latest comic along with a time-out message. =\

EDIT: It only seems to do that with the second comic.

[CrimiClown]

And finally, BrainFarting pays off: :crimi: :derby: =D

[White Rabbit]

:devan: will thwart it all!

[CrimiClown]

ROAR!

[ThunderPX]

I demand an LF emoticon!

[White Rabbit]

Make one yourself..he's just a white square with black lines.
(And I just know I would still mess it up :|).

[CrimiClown]

The crowd demands: http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/lfsmile.png

I kept him about the same size as the other smileys. :) http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/lfsmile.png

[White Rabbit]

Oh, and your nice, (>~<) ego made the CrimiClown smiley the size it is now? :roll:

[CrimiClown]

Hey, I used another resolution back then. I couldn't see it... =P

[LittleFreak]

\o/ http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/lfsmile.png

[n00b]

Robo-Zapper comes from the future to tell us "about the people" (http://www.yourfilelink.com/get.php?fid=5897)
EDIT- To pick up the voice vocoded in the "Breakfast Machine" song( from Pee Wee's Big Adventure =P) you will ahve to actively read the subtitles. I wasn't in the mood synching up words to the voice, and so the subtitles scroll up over Robo Zapper and his weird Skizzor-arm thingy. It's not like you'd be seeing much if the subtitles weren't there.

[CrimiClown]

Robo-Zapper comes from the future to tell us "about the people" (http://www.yourfilelink.com/get.php?fid=5897)
EDIT- To pick up the voice vocoded in the "Breakfast Machine" song( from Pee Wee's Big Adventure =P) you will ahve to actively read the subtitles. I wasn't in the mood synching up words to the voice, and so the subtitles scroll up over Robo Zapper and his weird Skizzor-arm thingy. It's not like you'd be seeing much if the subtitles weren't there.
=\ Somewhat.. Well, strange... ADDED! =D

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic38.png

[Doubble Dutch]

Hmm... the plot thickens...

[NovaStar]

Guess what?
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/7325/shadjoin3xi.png

[White Rabbit]

Hmm... the plot thickens...
Is about to get fattened*.

[CrimiClown]

Is about to get fattened*.
It's becoming HUGE! LF, Faw and CrimiClown will go their seperate ways and have adventures ! \o/

[LittleFreak]

I'm already looking forward to mine. >D

(yes, I'm one of the few people to know about it already)

By the way, is that plot twist thing from Rayman 2? =d

[acid]

By the way, is that plot twist thing from Rayman 2? =d

Well, I don't remember any plot twist wormholes in Rayman 2. Plenty of wormholes, but not any plot twist ones. Of course, it's been a while since I played, and I could be missing the point entirely.

[LittleFreak]

Nah, there were no plot twist things in Rayman 2, but things like that shown in CC's comic that take you to different places. That's what I was referring to. =D

Guess what? (image)

Yay female character! =D

[Erik]

Guess what?
http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/1913/guesswhat8er.png
but you can use me as a bad guy

[LittleFreak]

\o/

[White Rabbit]

Now you've clad Derby into a Sith cloak. :|

[Erik]

That's not Derby. Derby's not sith. Derby's the dark overlord! I am a sith though

(that means i'm one of his minions! muah!)

[UNKNOWNFILE]

Pageclaim in the name of Mac OS X.

[ThunderPX]

Rayman 2 had the Hall of Doors wormholes, but they didn't look much like the plot twist wormholes in BF.

...Crap man, plot twist wormholes could also be put in the Brainfart game.

[CrimiClown]

PLOT CHANGING TIME OMG!
http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic39.png

[LittleFreak]

\o/

[Tweeter]

Wha... what is... this?

It is like nothing I have ever seen! No really... I don't get it... at all. This could be one of the most boring comics I have read. And I read Dilbert!

I mean no offence, don't take me wrong here. I am sure I would understand if I... understood.

I guess what I am asking for is...

EXPLANATION PLEASE!:confused:
Someone?

[Doubble Dutch]

This is a comic made by the community, about the community, for the community.

It is filled with inside jokes, bad drawing and plain stupidity.

You will hate it until all your n00bishness wears off, you will then suddenly love it and draw one with a Dilbert reference.

[ThunderPX]

DD put it best. It's not funny to anyone outside the community (even though my friends thought it was awesome) simply because it's filled with inside jokes. LF being a piece of paper is already an inside joke to his avatar.

[White Rabbit]

(I'd say bad things about it, but I'm a community member. I feel of jealous of Tweeter's privileges, however temporary they may be).

[n00b]

I have to say, I'm not to fond of the latest plot. The jokes aren't all that funny(even the one injoke), and sometimes the panels are confusing.

[Tweeter]

(I'd say bad things about it, but I'm a community member. I feel of jealous of Tweeter's privileges, however temporary they may be).
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be insulting but...

You need to be new to say what you think? That doesn't seem fair. If you think something isn't good you should say so. Now you don't go flaming/trolling/being a jack, in a topic by going "OMG! U SUK! GO HOME LOSR!" but you should be able to nicely state your honest opinion.

[ThunderPX]

Duckman plot shouldn't have been cut short. -_-

[CrimiClown]

I have to say, I'm not to fond of the latest plot.
Be glad that there IS at least a plot... =P
The jokes aren't all that funny(even the one injoke), and sometimes the panels are confusing.
I'll keep that in mind. Thanks.
Duckman plot shouldn't have been cut short. -_-
=(

[Pako]

Brainfart Sonic things! Made with the Sonic Character Designer (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/181352)!
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/3343/crimiclown5no.pnghttp://img58.imageshack.us/img58/1025/fawriel0gq.pnghttp://img58.imageshack.us/img58/8575/littlefreak3vc.png
(I know, LittleFreak sucks, but it's the best thing I can do with that.)

[ThunderPX]

I hate that thing, you can't even make female characters with it.

[Pako]

I hate that thing, you can't even make female characters with it.
I wodent bother with female parts, only perves want them
Otherwise, there's another Sonic (sorta) character maker with female parts, it's this one. (Yes, it's a fake link, but im lazy to search and... however, there is one, so search it)

[ThunderPX]

Becky once made a demo or something of a better one but never finished it >_> (http://puritylf4.deviantart.com)

[Pako]

Becky once made a demo or something of a better one but never finished it >_> (http://%22http://puritylf4.deviantart.com)
Redirects to www.microsoft.com

[n00b]

http://puritylf4.deviantart.com/

[ThunderPX]

Redirects to www.microsoft.com

No it doesn't <_< >_>

[NovaStar]

Otherwise, there's another Sonic (sorta) character maker with female parts, it's this one. (Yes, it's a fake link, but im lazy to search and... however, there is one, so search it)
You know, with the other one you could make me. *rabbit eyes* Please?

[n00b]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/gizzooglestuff/newcharacterbluez.png

Seriously, I can't help but think ShadowRabbit is a Lori-Haze cross.
For those who wouldn't get the comic, here's a quick overview:
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/gizzooglestuff/theequation.png
Haze+Lori=Shadow Rabbit.
EDIT- Actually, ShadowRabbit looks just like a Lori recolor, ah well. I had to add some other jokeish thing in there, otherwise it'd be a two panel comic instead of four.

[CrimiClown]

Cool. Added to the list. =3

EDIT: liek omg:
http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic40.png

Due to my new resolution, I decided to enlarge the comics a bit and added manually drawn frames for clearness. And I'll try to make funnier jokes.

[Odin]

I might do a brainfart starring myself sometime soon. Maybe.

[MoonBlazE]

By that comic, you earnt yourself the title 'Lord of Neverending Terror', CrimiClown. >O

[CrimiClown]

By that comic, you earnt yourself the title 'Lord of Neverending Terror', CrimiClown. >O
What the...? What do you mean? ;o

[Fawriel]

N00b. =O
That comic is pretty cool. Amusing, and the majority of characters are really well-drawn in an actually funny style.
The only thing it kind of lacks is a punchline. Unless there's something funny I don't know about Haze's site.

[CrimiClown]

Hmm... Pokémon... O+
http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic41.png

[MoonBlazE]

What the...? What do you mean? ;o
Hmm... Pokémon...
Like that.

[CrimiClown]

CrimiClown Desktop (800x600). I was bored. ;(

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/bfdesktop01.png)

[ThunderPX]

1024x768 plz. I have a littlefreak wallpaper that's 1024x768 but I can't be arsed to dig it up.

[CrimiClown]

1024x768 plz. I have a littlefreak wallpaper that's 1024x768 but I can't be arsed to dig it up.
It fits perfectly when stretched... =\

[n00b]

The only thing it kind of lacks is a punchline.
I'm kind of like Douglas Adams, excellent with a begining and middle, but terrible with an ending.
Or something along those lines.

[CrimiClown]

*waves hands* Any comment is welcome!

*quietly leaves*













=P

[Doubble Dutch]

Seriously, I can't help but think ShadowRabbit is a Lori-Haze cross.

And now you know who ShadowRabbits parents are!

[Just don't tell Jones, he might not take it well.]

[NovaStar]

My parents aren't Lori and Haze ;p
Altho when I was thinking about it Lori was originally supposed to be my mother.
I decided it'd be odd if she was with Jones and I decided my parents were Darkness Darkx and Blacketta Darkx. So my name's Shadow Darkx in that way.

But I've got a twin, Sunbeam Lights. She changed her name >O. Sunbeam's drawn with my body but she has white where I have black and golden yellow where I have red. I hate her since she betrayed my fmaily and went to the light side.

[NovaStar]

Cool. Added to the list. =3

EDIT: liek omg:
[BrainFart Comic]

Due to my new resolution, I decided to enlarge the comics a bit and added manually drawn frames for clearness. And I'll try to make funnier jokes.
It wouldn't be Pokémon world, it'd either be Kanto, Jhoto or Hoenn. As you have Professor Oak it's Kanto.

[CrimiClown]

It wouldn't be Pokémon world, it'd either be Kanto, Jhoto(*1) or Hoenn. As you have Professor Oak it's Kanto.
*1: It's Johto.

I do not want people to get confused, so I just said Pokémon World, because most people are too lazy to do a Wiki on Kanto anyway. But, now that I've cleared that, I'll be glad to call it Kanto from now on.

[Doubble Dutch]

My parents aren't Lori and Haze ;p
Altho when I was thinking about it Lori was originally supposed to be my mother.
I decided it'd be odd if she was with Jones and I decided my parents were Darkness Darkx and Blacketta Darkx. So my name's Shadow Darkx in that way.

But I've got a twin, Sunbeam Lights. She changed her name >O. Sunbeam's drawn with my body but she has white where I have black and golden yellow where I have red. I hate her since she betrayed my fmaily and went to the light side.

Thats a very good alibi; it hides Lori's affair wonderfully; did the two of you work on it, or is it pure ShadowRabbit?

[Risp_old]

My parents aren't Lori and Haze ;p
Altho when I was thinking about it Lori was originally supposed to be my mother.
I decided it'd be odd if she was with Jones and I decided my parents were Darkness Darkx and Blacketta Darkx. So my name's Shadow Darkx in that way.

But I've got a twin, Sunbeam Lights. She changed her name >O. Sunbeam's drawn with my body but she has white where I have black and golden yellow where I have red. I hate her since she betrayed my fmaily and went to the light side.
You come from a family of evil hippies or something?

[LittleFreak]

That's what I thought aswell. =P

I couldn't find the right words though.

[CrimiClown]

Pageclaim in the name of "I'll get working soon... I promise."

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Don't worry.
http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/9863/zapper20un.png

[NovaStar]

You come from a family of evil hippies or something?
XD
Evil hippies? No, we're just a family of rabbits that live with other dark rabbits, and we aren't hippies, altho I like wearing flared pants sometimes.

[DoubleGJ]

Like... dark elves?

[CrimiClown]

(No personal comment, although YOUR comments is appreciated.)

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic42.png

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Good question.

[Doubble Dutch]

XD
Evil hippies? No, we're just a family of rabbits that live with other dark rabbits, and we aren't hippies, altho I like wearing flared pants sometimes.

Its obviously all the drug use that provokes confusion; SR's family aren't hippies, they're stars, everyone knows famous people give their kids emotionally crippling names, dear lord, even his pet goldfish was called Zapper Darkscale [Until the fateful day he betrayed them, stole a pair of scissors and went out into the world to seek his fortune]

[NovaStar]

No DoubleDJ, just... no. Way. No way are we dark elves.
Doubble Dutch, the above post doesn't exist because all of it is untrue. Delete it please and thankyou.

AND ZOMG! IS IT TRUE? SHAD'S DOING BRAINFART COMICS?!

Yes!
Here's the first in what's likely to be many more to come!
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8452/bfdance014eg.png
Comment plz kthx.

[CrimiClown]

Comment plz kthx.
\o/ Off-topic story lines! \o/

[MoonBlazE]

I finally found the comic I was talking about earlier.

http://www.deviantart.com/view/14077860/

Gummi were telling about a dream with a sheep chasing her and I explained the cause. :3

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic43.png

[UNKNOWNFILE]

*gasp*
NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*gasp*
FortheloveofgodpleaseclosethisstupidtopicIhateitIh ateititreallysucksandisannoyingIcantstanditanymore !

[n00b]

Yeah, this current plotline is really lame.

[CrimiClown]

Yeah, this current plotline is really lame.
=(

This comic wasn't THAT bad, was it?
Well, I could just toss back the old 'random stuff happens'. But quit? No. I promised not to. I haven't got idea's all the time, you know... =\

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Zapper Darkscale
Uhh... he is... uhhh... no relation to me. Or a... uh... great great uncle.
Uhm... This is hard to explain uh.... how 'bout this:
I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND REPLACE IT WITH MY OWN!

[Odin]

*gasp*
NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


http://www.transom.org/shows/photos/200210.vader1.240.jpg

[n00b]

Uhh... he is... uhhh... no relation to me. Or a... uh... great great uncle.
Uhm... This is hard to explain uh.... how 'bout this:
I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND REPLACE IT WITH MY OWN!
Good god, she was joking around man.

[Doubble Dutch]

Ummm... yeah, joking...

*flees*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/Nevad/zap.png

[White Rabbit]

This reminds me of Radioactive Man #1. :p

[n00b]

I drew up a comic called "Brainfart: Survivor" last night, but forgot to bring it with me to school to get it scanned. I may type up a transcript later, so you can at least read the jokes in case I forget to bring it to the school again tomorrow

[Pako]

Ok, people, there's something what i need to say... You people will be able to kill me on your comics ONLY until this sunday, but no more, I'm getting bored of getting killed... On monday and the rest of eternity, NO MORE KILLING ME, please.

[UNKNOWNFILE]

Ok, people, there's something what i need to say... You people will be able to kill me on your comics ONLY until this sunday, but no more, I'm getting bored of getting killed... On monday and the rest of eternity, NO MORE KILLING ME, please.

*kills Pako*

[n00b]

Ok, people, there's something what i need to say... You people will be able to kill me on your comics ONLY until this sunday, but no more, I'm getting bored of getting killed... On monday and the rest of eternity, NO MORE KILLING ME, please.
Well there goes another inside joke out the window.
In fact I think that was the only running gag we had.

[Doubble Dutch]

Gosh! Sunday is over 24hours earlier here than in other places! I gotta work fast!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/Gannalev/pako.png

[UNKNOWNFILE]

pwned

*kicks Pako in his wounds while he is badly injured*

[CrimiClown]

No more killing Pako sounds like a swell idea.

[Pako]

Nice, BUT remember, I'm not a punchbag, theres no need for killing me.

[UNKNOWNFILE]

Nice, BUT remember, I'm not a punchbag, theres no need for killing me.

OK, here are some possible substitutes:

-iCeD
-Trafton
-Spaztic
-Nimrod
-Overlord

[n00b]

Gotm Brainfart: Survivor scanned.
If my handwriting is hard to read, please mention it, and I'll upload the transcript. As a side note this is the first time I'm drawing the majority of the characters characters in my style, and at times will look messed-up, or misporputional.
Page 1 (http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Comics/bfs1.png)
Page 2 (http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Comics/bfs2.png)

[CrimiClown]

Gotm Brainfart: Survivor scanned.
If my handwriting is hard to read, please mention it, and I'll upload the transcript. As a side note this is the first time I'm drawing the majority of the characters characters in my style, and at times will look messed-up, or misporputional.
Page 1 (http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Comics/bfs1.png)
Page 2 (http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Comics/bfs2.png)
Those are GREAT! =D I love 'em. Good work.

[ThunderPX]

CrimiClown is looking a bit odd, but that's probably part of your style since I'm used to Frost's <s>crappy</s> drawing. =P I made loads of random Brainfart drawings. I'm going over to my friend's house this Sunday to practise with the band, so I might scan the cover of my history book then. =P

[Radium]

Awesome work, Noob. If you moved the panel placement around a bit, cleaned up/inked/vector'd the sketches, and added computer lettering, it would actually look very professional. The character design is especially nice.

[Pako]

Gotm Brainfart: Survivor scanned.
If my handwriting is hard to read, please mention it, and I'll upload the transcript. As a side note this is the first time I'm drawing the majority of the characters characters in my style, and at times will look messed-up, or misporputional.
Page 1 (http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Comics/bfs1.png)
Page 2 (http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Comics/bfs2.png)
I love this thing. For 2 reasons:

1.) The characters are GREAT.
2.) The history is funny.

Aaaaand...
-iCeD
-Trafton
-Spaztic
-Nimrod
-Overlord
I go for Trafton (as long as you people don't overdo it)

[cooba]

I'd go for Orbitz, Unknownfile, and ThaSpaz.

[Radium]

I propose Radium.

[Pako]

<s>Let's kill Crimi everyoneeeeeeeeeeeee</s> What about... hmmmm... lets see....... that random stickguy?
Random Guy: A stickman that serves as a filler character in case we have nobody to make fun of.

[Odin]

I'd go for Orbitz, Unknownfile, and ThaSpaz.

I second this.

[CrimiClown]

I'd go for Orbitz, Unknownfile, and ThaSpaz.
The hunt for h4x... >D

[Fawriel]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic43.png
I <i>like</i> this one!
Page 1 (http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Comics/bfs1.png)
Page 2 (http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Comics/bfs2.png)
Hah!
Awesome.
I agree with Rad, too.
I propose Radium.
See above.

[CrimiClown]

I like this one!
Well, THAT's a first... =D

[UNKNOWNFILE]

I hearby claim this page in the name of ADAM GASHLIN

Anyways, have we considered who's gonna be our new punching bag?

[Pako]

Waaaiiitttt.... it's me or I have beard on that Survivor: Brainfart? If i do, please, PLEASE remove it. I'm 10, not 35.
[Pako-Grammar correction, thanks UF.]

[UNKNOWNFILE]

Waaaiiitttt.... it's me or I have beard on that Survivor: Brainfart? If i do, please, PLEASE remove it. I have 10 years, not 35.

I am 15 years old. I do not have 15 years.

This has been a quick English lesson.

[Pako]

Duh, talking (well, writing) english and spanish is somethimes confusing...

[n00b]

If theres one thing I know for sure, is that Pako does not have a beard in my comics. If anything, he was the only character I had no problems with at all. In his first appearence in the comic he is grinning, notice the overall pose and insane look in his eyes. Also note the if he had a beard there would be an absense of mouth. Also notice in his second appearence, there is nothing that even hints of a beard's existence. If you read aloud all of what was said in between the "Team A" panel and "Found a Solution" panel, you also notice there is barley enough time to shave any potential beard.

And quick spanish lesson for UF- The spanish term for age literally translates to "I have X years" where X is your age. No where does it say you need full knowledge of english to post a forum. Plus the lesson is quite pointless because it was easy to understand what Pako meant.

[Pako]

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/homer/33.gif
I was refering to this type of beard. I see myself with that type of beard im page 2, and Crimi too. Maybe I don't have, but for me it looks like that. Yay.
Almost forgot! Found in www.simpsonscrazy.com (http://www.simpsonscrazy.com/).

[n00b]

Um, I seriously cannot see any 5o'clock shadows on either of them.
EDIT- I see it now, but thats from the cheek accidently connecting with the smile dimple thing. I still can't see it on Crimi.

[Risp_old]

I've edited them, using my masterful digital photomanipulating technology to remove Pakos beard from each and every frame it is in. Enjoy.

Page 1 (http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Comics/bfs1.png)
Page 2 (http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Comics/bfs2.png)

[Pako]

I've edited them, using my masterful digital photomanipulating technology to remove Pakos beard from each and every frame it is in. Enjoy.

Page 1 (http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Comics/bfs1.png)
Page 2 (http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Comics/bfs2.png)
I still have it...

[Risp_old]

I did exactly what I said. If you see any beards now it is entirely your own fault.

[DoubleGJ]

BEARD FETISH! zomg

[NovaStar]

Origin of Brainfart Characters: No. My fish was not ZAPPER.
The Invincible Pako: No. My arch-nemisis is Sunbeam, not ZAPPER. -.-

[n00b]

Ok heres a question: WHEN HAS THE ORIGIN COMICS EVER MADE ANY SENSE?

[Doubble Dutch]

Sice today!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/Gannalev/sun.gif

Yes, Zapper *can* get a date on friday night!

[White Rabbit]

Any chance for blowfish in these comics? :|

[n00b]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Comics/screwyou.png

I'm sticking it to the man, and killed Pako as a nanoite

[UNKNOWNFILE]

lol, gg no re

[n00b]

I finally found the beard on Crimi Pako was talking about. Honestly, it's probably a poorly erased line from when Crmi was originaly supposed to just smile.

[Pako]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Comics/screwyou.png

I'm sticking it to the man, and killed Pako as a nanoite 1. You can't kill me, remember?
2. This comic isn't funny.
3. It doesn't even does sense, just me dying.
4. I can't die, as I said before.
EDIT: Now I can see what it says at the end. Well, that type of death is allowed (really...).

[White Rabbit]

I'm sure Pako is just horribly sick. He can't be dead...

[UNKNOWNFILE]

I'm sure Pako is just horribly sick. He can't be dead...
No, he's dead. That's what he gets for destroying a good running joke.

[n00b]

1. You can't kill me, remember?
No I can. Theres no punishment for killing a fictional character.
2. This comic isn't funny.
Did I say it was supposed to be? it's not like most of yours are.
3. It doesn't even does sense, just me dying.
Thats the point.
4. I can't die, as I said before.
One word: DIP.

[Pako]

As I said, you can kill me that way, so stop complaining.

[Radium]

No I can. Theres no punishment for killing a fictional character.No, but it's still nice to respect people's basic requests, especially regarding their characters.

[n00b]

I thought you wanted your points combated since you had a nice long list, despite the end saying "Forget everything I said, you can kill me"

[NovaStar]

Sice today!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/Gannalev/sun.gif

Yes, Zapper *can* get a date on friday night!

That isn't Sunbeam...

But it's still quite funny tho.

[Doubble Dutch]

That isn't Sunbeam...

Of course it is! She's hovering just offpanel and projecting a beam of light down with her drugged up hippy-starwars powers your family has. [Why? Because she lieks the pun having a sunbeam in the comic makes]

[White Rabbit]

Look, fish don't have beams. :(

[ThunderPX]

Oh my god. I seriously curse the day I said anyone could make guest comics.

[n00b]

Oh my god. I seriously curse the day I said anyone could make guest comics.
Which would in the end lead to a very different Brainfart, one which may not have been as popular without it's community aspect.

[NovaStar]

That still is not what Sunbeam would do.
Should I recreate his comics for him?

[n00b]

That still is not what Sunbeam would do.
Should I recreate his comics for him?
No you're taking what should be a dumb little comic, that explains the origins of the Brainfart characters in the drunken way that only DD can ,way too seriously

[NovaStar]

Well, we take all the others seriously.
Maybe DD writes his comics when he's drunk o_O.
May as well do PROPER Origin comics.
Actually, I'll call them... Establish Comics?!
No, it'll be Origin - The Non-Drunken Way!

[Doubble Dutch]

Yes, you go do that; I'd liek to see what Sunbeam would do, as seen from a druggy hippy point of view rather than my depressed drunk point of view.

[NovaStar]

Yes, you go do that; I'd liek to see what Sunbeam would do, as seen from a druggy hippy point of view rather than my depressed drunk point of view.
I'm not a druggy hippy... -.-

[NovaStar]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/3205/untitled3yf1.png
For later. It's just so I can acess it on another computer.

[ThunderPX]

I was under the impression that DD was female. o_O

[CrimiClown]

\o/

I mean... Whee! Added some comics to the list! =D