Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

Hare · Jun 5, 2006, 03:31 PM

Okay, just for stupid fun, howzabout a contest. Lets see who can create.... Jazz... Or spaz... As a cow... or a stick. or.... Okay I got it. So lets see Jazz, Spaz, and/or Lori transformed into something else. It could be a monkey or a pig or maybe a cantalope. So it can be a living creature, something inanemate or something just made up.

Aaaaaaand... Okay the rules. Right. Rules.

Rule #1: You have to be wearing only one shoe while drawing it. Except in the case that you are not. Then you can wear however many shoes you desire.

Rule #2: Stupidity is encouraged.

Rule #3: Yes.

Prizes: The winner will be chosen at random for reasons beyond all logic. Though some monetary exchange would not hurt at all whatsoever

. The winner gets a fabulous pixel of any color they choose.

The deadline will be on the 13th

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Radium · Jun 5, 2006, 03:49 PM

Questiooon: Does it have to be a drawing or can we do something else?

n00b · Jun 5, 2006, 03:58 PM

I made no effort in the coloring job.

MSB3000 · Jun 5, 2006, 04:59 PM

Spaz to an eggplant. BECAUSE I SAID SO.

Hare · Jun 5, 2006, 06:18 PM

@Radium: Wow, I hadn't considered that.

Uhm. If you want to make it out of something odd like spaghetti and meatballs. You may. I guess the only restriction is that it has to have some sort of visual appearance. Though a sound file would fit the stupidity rule so I guess anything goes really.

CrimiClown · Jun 6, 2006, 03:17 AM

Jazz Jackbeetle... Don't ask.

DoubleGJ · 09:05 AM

MS Paint quickie.

CrimiClown · Jun 6, 2006, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DoubleGJ

MS Paint quickie.

My beetle fails at this... ;(

Pako · Jun 6, 2006, 10:06 AM

Those blue things are LFG automatic turrets.

MSB3000 · Jun 6, 2006, 10:21 AM

You win

MSB3000 · Jun 6, 2006, 10:25 AM

HAHAHAha.

CrimiClown · Jun 6, 2006, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canti3000

HAHAHAha.

Nine pixeled Jazz wins... ;(

Radium · Jun 6, 2006, 11:44 AM

I think Paco just won.

n00b · Jun 6, 2006, 11:50 AM

I don't, that car looks (-)ing retarded, not pimping.

MSB3000 · Jun 6, 2006, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by n00b

I don't, that car looks (-)ing retarded, not pimping.

Did you even read the rules?

n00b · Jun 6, 2006, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canti3000

Did you even read the rules?

Yes I did, and nowhere did it say "Insult pimps everywhere"

MSB3000 · Jun 6, 2006, 12:11 PM

But it also says that stupidity is what this is all about. Then he said that "anything goes."

And be careful who you're talking to, boy, I'M A PIMP DADDY. o.O

Risp_old · Jun 6, 2006, 12:28 PM

The drawing isn't too good, but the concept is hilarious.

MSB3000 · Jun 6, 2006, 02:57 PM

HA.

*runs away*

n00b · Jun 6, 2006, 03:28 PM

Jazz JackStump wins.

MSB3000 · Jun 6, 2006, 04:02 PM

Doubble Dutch · Jun 7, 2006, 04:24 AM

ooh, quicksketch time!

Its a Lorikeet!

[The fullsize sketch is here: http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/200...y_Ziblink.png]

I hope pathetic puns are stupid enough.

Hare · Jun 7, 2006, 02:06 PM

Correcteth thine linketh, fair Double Dutch.

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/200...by_Ziblink.png

Now thou canst viewest thine illustration. LOLeth

Radium · Jun 7, 2006, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hare

Correcteth thine linketh, fair Double Dutch.

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/200...by_Ziblink.png

Now thou canst viewest thine illustration. LOLeth

On thy contrary, no thou canst not.

Hare · Jun 7, 2006, 02:35 PM

Thats odd. Works for me *shrugs*. Copy and paste then. :/

This be mine. I can't actually win since I'm related to the person who started the contest (being me and all). So I'm just tossing this in here for fun.

Let me know if the fan boy thing crosses the line. I'll remove it if it is inappropriate.

Doubble Dutch · Jun 7, 2006, 07:11 PM

It crosses it, underlines it and colors it in with a 2B pencil. Good stuff!

Hare · Jun 7, 2006, 07:40 PM

Dang, these are really going to be hard to decide between. There's so many good ones. Lucky for me, the judging process will be totally random. That way nobodies feelings would be hurt (sorry, No

). So that just leaves the decision method. Should I roll a 12d or use a magic 8-ball... Choices.

(oh yeah, and I'll mention again that the deadline is June 13th. so there's still time for any stragglers to join in

So thats like, 7 days or something. One week to go.)

In the meantime, take a gander at our fabulous prizes, each in designer colors...

. . . . . . . . . . .

And these are just a FEW of the Billions of possible colors to choose from. Get one before the entire internet turns into polygons.

MSB3000 · Jun 9, 2006, 09:43 AM

YAY

Jazz Jackbean, Spaz GORILLA and Lori the Burger!

Hare · Jun 9, 2006, 09:51 AM

LOL @ Lori the burger XD!!

n00b · Jun 9, 2006, 08:06 PM

http://www.deviantart.com/download/34543067/

Bill Cosby explains Jazz jackrabbit

n00b · Jun 10, 2006, 03:56 PM

Please tell me no one has replied about my cosby entry because they're still speechless.

Strato · Jun 10, 2006, 06:14 PM

I thought it was amazing.

Doubble Dutch · Jun 10, 2006, 07:19 PM

I didn't have permission to access it.

n00b · Jun 10, 2006, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doubble Dutch

I didn't have permission to access it.

It works for everyone else I've given the link to. Maybe DA just hates you.

Doubble Dutch · Jun 10, 2006, 07:28 PM

It doesn't. According to them, you're to good for me to look at.

Strato · Jun 10, 2006, 07:29 PM

Copy and paste the link. You can't just click on it.

Pako · Jun 10, 2006, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strato

Copy and paste the link. You can't just click on it.

Or, if you click, then refresh the page if DA doesn't allow you to view the video.

Xobim · Jun 11, 2006, 01:26 AM

Jazz jacknuke.. =)

Riiiight...

CrimiClown · Jun 11, 2006, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by n00b

Please tell me no one has replied about my cosby entry because they're still speechless.

minmay · Jun 11, 2006, 02:41 PM

Jazz as a television set. =D

n00b JCF Veteran Joined: May 2004 Posts: 5,578 Jun 5, 2006, 03:58 PM #3
I made no effort in the coloring job.

MSB3000 JCF Member Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,043 Jun 5, 2006, 04:59 PM #4
Spaz to an eggplant. BECAUSE I SAID SO. __________________ <!-- / message --><!-- sig --> There wasn't ain't not no never nothing nowhere. Always.

Hare JCF Member Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,449 Jun 5, 2006, 06:18 PM #5
@Radium: Wow, I hadn't considered that. Uhm. If you want to make it out of something odd like spaghetti and meatballs. You may. I guess the only restriction is that it has to have some sort of visual appearance. Though a sound file would fit the stupidity rule so I guess anything goes really. __________________ "Okay. I'm Understand" - burnout92

CrimiClown JCF Member Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,888 Jun 6, 2006, 03:17 AM #6
Jazz Jackbeetle... Don't ask. __________________ buy shoes shoes for sale 50% discount on shoes shoes made in China look like real thing did I mention shoes?

DoubleGJ JCF Member Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,050 Jun 6, 2006, 08:23 AM #7
MS Paint quickie. __________________ "So unless I overwrote my heart with yours, I think not. But I might have." - Violet CLM Two Games Joined releases: Control / Splinter (twin singles) \|\| Ballistic Bunny (EP) \|\| Beyond (maxi-single) \|\| Beyond: Remixed (remix EP) \|\| Inner Monsters OST (mini-album) \|\| Shadows (album) Last edited by DoubleGJ; Jun 6, 2006 at 09:05 AM.

Pako JCF Member Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 949 Jun 6, 2006, 10:06 AM #9
Those blue things are LFG automatic turrets. __________________ Stack Smash Now with 84% less fans

MSB3000 JCF Member Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,043 Jun 6, 2006, 10:21 AM #10
You win __________________ <!-- / message --><!-- sig --> There wasn't ain't not no never nothing nowhere. Always.

MSB3000 JCF Member Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,043 Jun 6, 2006, 10:25 AM #11
HAHAHAha. __________________ <!-- / message --><!-- sig --> There wasn't ain't not no never nothing nowhere. Always.

Risp_old JCF Member Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 3,992 Jun 6, 2006, 12:28 PM #18
The drawing isn't too good, but the concept is hilarious. __________________ <img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Ashton_JX/the_web/stupid_prize.gif" border="0" alt="The rodent thingy wasn't worthy."> I would not want anyone having sex with my cocktail. ~ Radium

MSB3000 JCF Member Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,043 Jun 6, 2006, 02:57 PM #19
HA. runs away __________________ <!-- / message --><!-- sig --> There wasn't ain't not no never nothing nowhere. Always.

MSB3000 JCF Member Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,043 Jun 6, 2006, 04:02 PM #21
__________________ <!-- / message --><!-- sig --> There wasn't ain't not no never nothing nowhere. Always.

Doubble Dutch JCF Member Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,072 Jun 7, 2006, 04:24 AM #22
ooh, quicksketch time! Its a Lorikeet! [The fullsize sketch is here: http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/200...y_Ziblink.png] I hope pathetic puns are stupid enough. __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(")

Hare JCF Member Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,449 Jun 9, 2006, 09:51 AM #29
LOL @ Lori the burger XD!! __________________ "Okay. I'm Understand" - burnout92

Strato JCF Member Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,588 Jun 10, 2006, 06:14 PM #32
I thought it was amazing.

Doubble Dutch JCF Member Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,072 Jun 10, 2006, 07:19 PM #33
I didn't have permission to access it. __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(")

Xobim JCF Member Joined: May 2005 Posts: 2,454 Jun 11, 2006, 01:26 AM #38
Jazz jacknuke.. =) Riiiight... __________________ Earth Mantra, for all your ambient music needs.

minmay JCF Member Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,186 Jun 11, 2006, 02:41 PM #40
Jazz as a television set. =D

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