1. You believe rabbits carry guns.
2. You name your pet rabbit Jazz.
3. You grab a machine gun, go to the zoo, and gun down all the turtles in the tropical house.
4. You think anyone with glasses on is Devan in disguise.
5. You go to the Sahara Desert, and call it Deserto.
6. You have posters of Lori on the walls of your room.
7. You single-handedly make JJ3.
8. You paint your skin green, go outside naked wearing only a backpack and bandana, and shoot people with a rifle.
9. You have EVERY version of Jazz. (JJ1, JJ2, JJ3 beta, the Holiday Hare series, TSF)
10. When hurt, you refuse all treatment, and eat a carrot, expecting to recover.
11. You attempt to sue Nintendo, saying King Bowser is a blatant ripoff of Devan.
12. You actually believe Jazz came before Sonic.

Post your own!

No offense, but all of those suck. And move this to Comedy Cafe.

Wrong place

Actually, I thought those were pretty funny, Stiletto.

And if you think you can do better, I invite you to do so.

This does belong in Comedy Cafe, however.

Que Passa!!!!

13) You have a BURNING HUNGER for dopefish on rye.

14) Your pet dog bites you and you expload.

15) You think animals in bandanas make cool cartoon characters.(Batty raises his hand and says "Guilty!")

16) You try to make a time machine powered by your mom's wedding ring.

17) You are a big Spaz fan who says "Que Passa!!!!" at the begining of each post.

18) You feel sad when wiggling your ears doesn't get you off the ground.

19) You search the world in a futile attempt to get a pet hiphop.

20) The parametic have to dislodge a pigeon from your windpipe.

21) You feel that the second coming of Zoonic is close.

22) You jump out the window with an ironing board under your feet.

23) You eat 100 snack foods and then touch the neighborhood bully on the shoulder.

(More to come, I'm good at this sort of thing.)

14) You attack your neighbor's artificial eyeball, claiming it is a robot in disguise.
15) When your sister or brother goes missing, you blame it on a No Warp Target Found error.
16) You insist that your neighbor's pet lizard is out to get you.
17) You start hearing entergetic music and a countdown whenever you eat too much sugar.
18) You sometimes get dishoriented and yell "JJGOD" for no reason.
19) You blame school abscences on the list server being down.
20) You insist your friend's pet turtle secretely is planning for world domination.

21) You mistakedly post a Jazz-related topic in the wrong forum

What's funny is that this topic was moved to the Cafe, then moved back here. This might turn into a thread version of Pong.

22)When someone asks you how good something is, you give them a very distinct and clear review, and give them a number.
23)Your name is Trafton.
24)You have over 200 MB in Jazz2 stuff on your HD.
25)J2O is always the first place you go when you go online.
26)Whenever you see a precious stone, you are set on getting 100 of them.
27)Whenever you see a blue or red flag, you grab it screaming "I GOT THE FLAG!!"
28)Fooruman is your god.
29)When you buy a new gun, you try to put TNT in it, and you complain that it doesn't shoot TNT out.
30)If you grab a big shiny "1-up" then you get to live another life.
31)Whenever you're not at J2O, you're playing JJ2.
32)Whenever you're not playing JJ2, you're at J2O.
33)When you're looking for fun, you go to the nearest carrot patch and shoot multicolored rabbits.
34)You tried making a frog kiss a blue rabbit.
35)Everyone on your MSN/AIM/ICQ list plays Jazz.
36)You own more than one copy of JJ2. (JJ2/TSF are not the same copy.)
37)You often shout out "T" before you say anything to someone.
38)When you eat a carrot, sometimes you try to twirl your ears and fly.
39)When you want to whisper something, you say "Shift T!"
40)You have answered yes to at least 10 of these.



EDIT: More..

The scary part is that numbers 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 28, 31, 34, 35, 36, 38 and 40 are true for me.

Hehehe, a few of them are true for me...o_O

Que Passa!!!!

24) When nobody can deside just where the heck your "Signs You're Addicted To Jazz" thread belongs, so you wake up one morning to find it moved to "Lori Central".

25) Your tounge hangs out for 5 days... and you don't notice.
/\/\

26) You try to find the "R. F. Missile" setting on your supersoaker.

27) You have an entire room full of those Jazz Beenie Babies... If you do, give ME one- I missed out on those.

28) You go to a Jazz festaval expecting... something OTHER then what you get.

29) You've been practicing your Gilbert Godfreed impression(I still say Jazz sounds like G.G. in Jazz 2.)

Next#) When you own a jazz stuffed bean toy

Hi Bobby aka Dizzy. Where did you get that stuffed Jazz Jackrabbit from? I am a big fan or Jazz and really want that toy! It looks coooool!

You can buy one here .

You notice people have trouble counting the "signs you're addicted to Jazz" ;-P

1. You gloat you have both of the Jazz comics in the manuals. (If you do I envy you)
2. You paint your room with lots and lots of yellow.
3. You call coconuts "things"
4. You grab a rifle and paint it blue.
5. You grab a pistol and paint it green.
6. You refuse to eat frog's legs at a resteraunt saying "that could be Jazz after the witch got him!"
7. You kill a turtle and say "nipped THAT problem in the bud!"
8. You have a shrine to your Jazz Jackrabbit CDs.
9. You try discussing Jazz around your Diablo obsessed, cheating friends. (Guilty)
10. You're shocked the turtles in water don't wear innertubes.

9. You try discussing Jazz around your Diablo obsessed, cheating friends. (Guilty)

That's scary. My friends are all Diablo-obsessed, and I do the same thing. Eek.

OMG I WANT THE BEANIE ITS SO CUTE!!!


Yeah, a few of my friends all play the evil game known as:

CounterStrike

I don't bother to talk about JJ2 tho, its too good for them

Yeah. The other people at my school call any game with a rating lower than M a "baby game"... Ah well, their loss.

Que Passa!!!!

I say, If it isn't humorous AND fun, and it features realistic violence it's not a game- It's Parental Watchdog bait(Seriously, I got enough realistic violence from Middle school to last the rest of my life, and I still experiance violence. If it DOES have violence, it should be be deluted by a 3/2 humor ratio.).

Oh, and heres some more:

Whatever number we're on: You keep your copy of Jazz in a tamper-proof safe... 12 miles under the earths crust.

Next number: FORGET ALL THOSE OTHER VIDEOGAME CHARACTERS! Make a JAZZ saturday morning cartoon show.(Actually, that's not a bad idea...)

I was actually thinking about that last one for a while.

waitaminnit, haven't they already done that?

I actually had dreams about that show a few years ago!

This is a bit personal, but when I'm bored in math class, I actually do think about a Jazz Jackrabbit 2 cartoon and have once dreamed about it. Apparently, I'm not alone.

Jazz is the PERFECT character for a cartoon show.
*Annoying advertiser voice* Watch Jazz, Spaz and Lori battle the evil Devan Shell every Saturday on FOX! Although, let's try to stay on topic. Stiletto will come and say: "There will never be a Jazz cartoon", if we keep discussing it anyway, so lets try to stay on topic.

I don't think it will ever happen, but it's still a cool idea and sometimes fun to watch in your head. ;-P

Originally posted by Trafton AT
I don't think it will ever happen,

Yeah. Especially not on FOX.

1) You keep thinking your pet bird is a hiphop
2) You took your best friend's turtle and threw it out the window.
3) You never go near dogs because they bite you
4) You get a sugar rush after eating
5) You can gobble down 500 peices of food and feel starved
6) You are married to a rabbit
7) You are a close relative of fooruman
8) You complain that going to the beach will result in your doom
9) You never go near gardens
10) You answer Jazz Jackrabbit to every single question your teacher asks you
11) You are reading this exactly right now
12) You wanna kick epic's ---- for not making JJ2 even better
13) You are afraid of lego saying turtles own it (Bloxonius
14) You are a member on J20
15) You try burning your miniture gun thinking It will shoot fire
16) You think this is the longest post I submitted
Which one of these means YOU
I would type more but I really got to go

what precisely is a piece of food?

and regarding number 4 on blackraptor's list, for the last two days i've had brownies for breakfast. I couldn't even write properly becuase my hands wouldn't stop shaking. if that isn't a sugar rush i don't know what is.

Iam Canadian: (JJ1, JJ2, JJ3 beta, the Holiday Hare series, TSF)

You forgot Battery Check...

Except for using the JJ2 engine, it doesn't really relate to Jazz. It wasn't very good, IMHO.

Battery Check, while using the JJ2 engine, isn't really a Jazz game.

i've never even seen battery check...

;_;

cool, lots of these symptoms dont relate to me! =D i geuss i still have hope!

About 60% apply to me...

AM I GOING TO DIE???

not many of them apply to me, but sometimes my hads shake when I am affraid or am writing something and a certain person is near by in my sight..And I dont keep away from dogs if they look friendly, I woudldnt thow my best friends turtle out the window. I was reading exactly that right now..

Does your best firend REALLY own that turtle or is the turtle really in controll of THEM?

Originally posted by Iam Canadian
1. You believe rabbits carry guns. False
2. You name your pet rabbit Jazz. False
3. You grab a machine gun, go to the zoo, and gun down all the turtles in the tropical house. True
4. You think anyone with glasses on is Devan in disguise. True
5. You go to the Sahara Desert, and call it Deserto. False
6. You have posters of Lori on the walls of your room. .....
7. You single-handedly make JJ3. True
8. You paint your skin green, go outside naked wearing only a backpack and bandana, and shoot people with a rifle. Hasnt everyone?
9. You have EVERY version of Jazz. (JJ1, JJ2, JJ3 beta, the Holiday Hare series, TSF) I wish...
10. When hurt, you refuse all treatment, and eat a carrot, expecting to recover. False
11. You attempt to sue Nintendo, saying King Bowser is a blatant ripoff of Devan.NO! NINTENDO OWNS ALL! NOOOOO!
12. You actually believe Jazz came before Sonic. SONIC KILL ALL! SONIC RULEZ!

Post my own? nah, just quote and anwser! niiiiiiiice