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Xobim · Jun 9, 2007, 11:58 AM

Australia? That would be a very bad idea. Australia's economy probabl isn't powerful enough to destroy the "boss" of capitalism, America. It would be better to move his troops from canadaland and dispatch them in all major cities. Attack when tiem is right and destroy America from inside out. Then use the somewhat crippled economy to conquer the rest of the world. The amount of nukes and technology should make it less dificult.

Doubble Dutch · Jun 10, 2007, 12:06 AM

Yes, but this is the guy whose forces were easily defeated by pinpoint attacks from a single individual, the weakness in his plans has *always* been to leave himself open to such obviously foreseeable defeat.

Xobim · Jun 10, 2007, 01:05 AM

Yes, but Devan DID conquer loads of planets. Diamondus, Medivo, Fanolint, scraparap and the like...
It's about conquering countries, not fighting against a green rabbit superhero.

Nonomu198 · Jun 10, 2007, 03:26 AM

That is about Loris behaviour how?...

And I still think she is a slave with no mind. Devan conrroled her. But some TSF *new ppl on this game (I wonder if sayng this is allowed in here?)* stole his ctroling prog.

Doubble Dutch · Jun 10, 2007, 08:29 AM

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Yes, but Devan DID conquer loads of planets. Diamondus, Medivo, Fanolint, scraparap and the like...

Pretty flimsy conquests you've got to admit, it took Jazz less than half an hour to beat him at each location.

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And I still think she is a slave with no mind. Devan conrroled her. But some TSF *new ppl on this game (I wonder if sayng this is allowed in here?)* stole his ctroling prog.

Salad bar and conrroled; two food related euphemisms I still haven't been able to get the meaning of. Isn't slang a wonderful thing?

Xobim · Jun 10, 2007, 10:16 AM

30 minutes? But those locations aren't very big at all. And Jazz is a hero, he has to be fast in order to resque his beloved princess...

Doubble Dutch · Jun 10, 2007, 10:11 PM

As far as the comic seems to indicate, she wasn't so much beloved as an added bonus to kicking Devan's butt.

DoubleGJ · Jun 11, 2007, 02:46 AM

and merchandising

he didn't even make so much money on it, seeing as there's so few JJ gadgets

Xobim · Jun 11, 2007, 07:13 AM

Then I wonder why Jazz never signed up for Devans army. Such a killing machine would get paid pretty good...

Ninja 101 · Jun 12, 2007, 12:35 AM

He much prefers hurting Devan. Devan has been really evil to Jazz.

Nonomu198 · Jun 12, 2007, 04:23 AM

Devan never had anything aginst Jazz, til he started chasing him.

DoubleGJ · Jun 12, 2007, 05:33 AM

He had. Jazz is a rabbit. Devan hates rabbits.

Doubble Dutch · Jun 12, 2007, 06:44 AM

Yes, but he has nothing against specific rabbits, just rabbits in general I'm quite sure he would've taken Jazz on board quite readily, if doubtfully.

Jazz's motives remain quite suspect.

Xobim · Jun 12, 2007, 11:44 AM

Well, Jazz is the best person to destroy something that would threaten the intergalactic rabbit species.
Maybe he just likes fame and fortune, or he has a scheme in mind: kill Devan, Marry Eva and become prince of Carottus (or the country where the Earlong family rules). No money problems, more power and still the privelege to go where you want to.

Nonomu198 · Jun 12, 2007, 02:38 PM

Ahm... "THIS TURTLE (Devan) has kidnapped THIS RABBIT (Eva) in order to conquer THIS PLANET (Carrotus). It's up to THIS RABBIT (Jazz) to destroy THIS TURTLE (Devan) with THIS GUN (the so called "blaster", LFG-2000) to save HER (Eva) and THIS (Carrotus).

Mean ol' queen told him or somthin. Or the other rabbits had some tornery or other rabbity politicy crap.

Heretic Bunny · Jun 12, 2007, 03:58 PM

Carrotus has got to be one of the most awkward planets to live on. It has old medival castles and a king and queen at the same time as high-tech blasters and spacecraft. Plus it even has it's own gateway to hell. Rabbit-hell.

Violet CLM · Jun 12, 2007, 03:59 PM

"Soldier of fortune & seeker of justice, Jazz Jackrabbit hurtles through the cosmos, performing acts of daring-do for those in need"

"We interrupt this broadcast of "Married... with chinchillas" to bring you this special bulletin... Shellian Terrorist Devan Shell has kidnapped the rabbit princess Eva Earlong... the princess was quoted as saying 'THIS SUCKS!'"
"Wow! I could be a real hero! Think of the fortune I could make on merchandising alone"

DoubleGJ · Jun 13, 2007, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Heretic Bunny

Carrotus has got to be one of the most awkward planets to live on. It has old medival castles and a king and queen at the same time as high-tech blasters and spacecraft. Plus it even has it's own gateway to hell. Rabbit-hell.

Except it isn't accessible in normal ways since Devan needed a time machine to enter it. Most likely there's an entrance in the Jungle timezone, so the Jackrabbits could enter it too... Or it's a time warp wormhole bug, like maybe Psych, too?

Xobim · Jun 13, 2007, 05:31 AM

What do you mean with a Jungle timezone? Raneforus sounds like a more logical place, since Jazz and Devan are still in the past, during the time that Devan was working on his battleships and allready has conquered Raneforus.

DoubleGJ · Jun 13, 2007, 08:13 AM

If it's about hell, it's obvious I mean JJ2.

Doubble Dutch · Jun 14, 2007, 02:13 AM

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Carrotus has got to be one of the most awkward planets to live on. It has old medival castles and a king and queen at the same time as high-tech blasters and spacecraft. Plus it even has it's own gateway to hell. Rabbit-hell.

This is what you get when you allow democratic freedom to be trampled by the boots of monarchy. It's a lesson for us all, especially now that they control half the galaxy, and will probbably colonize the various planets, enslave their inhabitants and destroy their culture.

Ninja 101 · Jun 14, 2007, 02:59 AM

Like the conqustadors.9)

Gun_Bunny · Jun 25, 2007, 04:07 PM

/Moved/

M-Ace · Jun 25, 2007, 04:58 PM

I've searched the forums but can't find out information anywhere. Has anyone else noticed that Lori can't use the lizard copters? I came across this issue when I was playing the Secret Files deathmatch mode. Is this a bug? Or was Lori using these things just overlooked by the developers? Please tell me that ain't true. Sheesh! After all, she can use the rocket-boards... But no copters? Oh my gosh......

Violet CLM · Jun 25, 2007, 05:58 PM

Yeah, that's well-known. As I recall, she can USE them, she just can't GRAB them for whatever strange reason.

Doubble Dutch · Jun 25, 2007, 09:39 PM

She's afraid of flying, everyone knows that.

Xobim · Jun 26, 2007, 04:24 AM

No, she just doesn't want to damage her fluffy ears by grabbing onto the copter...

M-Ace · Jun 26, 2007, 01:53 PM

Awww... dang. I was really hoping it was just me, or that there was a patch for it. Lol, me and my wishful thinking. Hey thanks guys. *scratches head* Now how does even playing as Lori benefit you? (Other than she's a girls... that's a given. Hahaha!) That's just too bad. Really affects the gameplay.

Jun 28, 2007, 01:39 AM

yeah, there isnt much point in playing as lori..(gameplay wise)
use the jjfly cheat to get up where a copter is placed or something..?

Doubble Dutch · Jun 29, 2007, 07:37 AM

This is why Lori didn't make an earlier appearance, she was tactfully not informed of either of Devan's attempts so she wouldn't feel redundant as everyone else got part of the action. (But nooooo, someone had to go tell!)

Jun 30, 2007, 12:45 AM

actually its just a bug, so theres no point in stelling everybody lori's stupid or what, its just that jj2 and tsf were rushed to such point that half the promised features never made it into the game (or only half, and lacking function) and that bugs like the copter thing were never fixed.

Doubble Dutch · Jun 30, 2007, 05:24 AM

Oh, I'd say there's a point, making up stories is what people do here.

ApoorvKhatreja · Jul 11, 2007, 07:41 PM

I think the developers included Lori to satisfy the female consumers.

Xobim · Jul 12, 2007, 07:09 AM

I'd say it was meant to attract more male consumers....

Heretic Bunny · Jul 12, 2007, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Xobim

I'd say it was meant to attract more male consumers....

Correction, it was meant to attract more male consumers that didn't mind what species they were, as long as they were female.

After that, things only got creepier.

DoubleGJ · Jul 13, 2007, 12:06 PM

I'd wish it was a reason to make female consumers attemp to cosplay her

LAZARHEAD · Jul 31, 2007, 01:44 AM

Why the creators of jj2tsf are even CREATE this yellow CREATURE?????????

Heretic Bunny · Aug 1, 2007, 02:05 PM

It was Dean Dodrill, he was a fan of the first game and got hired. Then he made it, unfortunately replacing Spaz's girlfriend with his sister and giving her a name that didn't end in az

Fawriel · Aug 2, 2007, 05:31 AM

So what else would she be called?

Lazz? *ponders*

Radium · Aug 2, 2007, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Heretic Bunny

It was Dean Dodrill, he was a fan of the first game and got hired. Then he made it, unfortunately replacing Spaz's girlfriend with his sister and giving her a name that didn't end in az

Actually, she didn't become his sister until someone messed up a packaging blurb, I think.

Jun 9, 2007, 11:58 AM	#81
Xobim JCF Member Headphone man Joined: May 2005 Location: My hair Reputation: Formerly: Jazzmusic	Australia? That would be a very bad idea. Australia's economy probabl isn't powerful enough to destroy the "boss" of capitalism, America. It would be better to move his troops from canadaland and dispatch them in all major cities. Attack when tiem is right and destroy America from inside out. Then use the somewhat crippled economy to conquer the rest of the world. The amount of nukes and technology should make it less dificult. __________________ Earth Mantra, for all your ambient music needs.

Jun 10, 2007, 12:06 AM	#82
Doubble Dutch JCF Member An insignificat Drip. Joined: Mar 2004 Location: At the end [or beginning actually] of the world. Reputation:	Yes, but this is the guy whose forces were easily defeated by pinpoint attacks from a single individual, the weakness in his plans has always been to leave himself open to such obviously foreseeable defeat. __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(")

Jun 10, 2007, 01:05 AM	#83
Xobim JCF Member Headphone man Joined: May 2005 Location: My hair Reputation: Formerly: Jazzmusic	Yes, but Devan DID conquer loads of planets. Diamondus, Medivo, Fanolint, scraparap and the like... It's about conquering countries, not fighting against a green rabbit superhero. __________________ Earth Mantra, for all your ambient music needs.

Jun 10, 2007, 10:16 AM	#86
Xobim JCF Member Headphone man Joined: May 2005 Location: My hair Reputation: Formerly: Jazzmusic	30 minutes? But those locations aren't very big at all. And Jazz is a hero, he has to be fast in order to resque his beloved princess... __________________ Earth Mantra, for all your ambient music needs.

Jun 10, 2007, 10:11 PM	#87
Doubble Dutch JCF Member An insignificat Drip. Joined: Mar 2004 Location: At the end [or beginning actually] of the world. Reputation:	As far as the comic seems to indicate, she wasn't so much beloved as an added bonus to kicking Devan's butt. __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(")

Jun 11, 2007, 02:46 AM	#88
DoubleGJ JCF Member "household composer" Joined: Sep 2002 Location: what the hell, man Formerly: ?JSZ¿ JaZz!	and merchandising he didn't even make so much money on it, seeing as there's so few JJ gadgets __________________ "So unless I overwrote my heart with yours, I think not. But I might have." - Violet CLM Two Games Joined releases: Control / Splinter (twin singles) \|\| Ballistic Bunny (EP) \|\| Beyond (maxi-single) \|\| Beyond: Remixed (remix EP) \|\| Inner Monsters OST (mini-album) \|\| Shadows (album)

Jun 11, 2007, 07:13 AM	#89
Xobim JCF Member Headphone man Joined: May 2005 Location: My hair Reputation: Formerly: Jazzmusic	Then I wonder why Jazz never signed up for Devans army. Such a killing machine would get paid pretty good... __________________ Earth Mantra, for all your ambient music needs.

Jun 12, 2007, 12:35 AM	#90
Ninja 101 JCF Member The BARON Of EVIL Joined: Jun 2006 Location: The Citadel of The Baron Reputation:	He much prefers hurting Devan. Devan has been really evil to Jazz. __________________ Man cannot create an earthworm, Yet he creates Gods by the hundred!

Jun 12, 2007, 05:33 AM	#92
DoubleGJ JCF Member "household composer" Joined: Sep 2002 Location: what the hell, man Formerly: ?JSZ¿ JaZz!	He had. Jazz is a rabbit. Devan hates rabbits. __________________ "So unless I overwrote my heart with yours, I think not. But I might have." - Violet CLM Two Games Joined releases: Control / Splinter (twin singles) \|\| Ballistic Bunny (EP) \|\| Beyond (maxi-single) \|\| Beyond: Remixed (remix EP) \|\| Inner Monsters OST (mini-album) \|\| Shadows (album)

Jun 12, 2007, 06:44 AM	#93
Doubble Dutch JCF Member An insignificat Drip. Joined: Mar 2004 Location: At the end [or beginning actually] of the world. Reputation:	Yes, but he has nothing against specific rabbits, just rabbits in general I'm quite sure he would've taken Jazz on board quite readily, if doubtfully. Jazz's motives remain quite suspect. __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(")

Jun 12, 2007, 11:44 AM	#94
Xobim JCF Member Headphone man Joined: May 2005 Location: My hair Reputation: Formerly: Jazzmusic	Well, Jazz is the best person to destroy something that would threaten the intergalactic rabbit species. Maybe he just likes fame and fortune, or he has a scheme in mind: kill Devan, Marry Eva and become prince of Carottus (or the country where the Earlong family rules). No money problems, more power and still the privelege to go where you want to. __________________ Earth Mantra, for all your ambient music needs.

Jun 12, 2007, 03:58 PM	#96
Heretic Bunny JCF Member Hey guess what? I dont care. Joined: Apr 2007 Location: A House Reputation:	Carrotus has got to be one of the most awkward planets to live on. It has old medival castles and a king and queen at the same time as high-tech blasters and spacecraft. Plus it even has it's own gateway to hell. Rabbit-hell. __________________ Yeah...

Jun 12, 2007, 03:59 PM	#97
Violet CLM JCF Éminence Grise JCF Member Joined: Mar 2001 Location: The Intergalactic Repneck Bar	"Soldier of fortune & seeker of justice, Jazz Jackrabbit hurtles through the cosmos, performing acts of daring-do for those in need" "We interrupt this broadcast of "Married... with chinchillas" to bring you this special bulletin... Shellian Terrorist Devan Shell has kidnapped the rabbit princess Eva Earlong... the princess was quoted as saying 'THIS SUCKS!'" "Wow! I could be a real hero! Think of the fortune I could make on merchandising alone" __________________ 1

Jun 13, 2007, 05:31 AM	#99
Xobim JCF Member Headphone man Joined: May 2005 Location: My hair Reputation: Formerly: Jazzmusic	What do you mean with a Jungle timezone? Raneforus sounds like a more logical place, since Jazz and Devan are still in the past, during the time that Devan was working on his battleships and allready has conquered Raneforus. __________________ Earth Mantra, for all your ambient music needs.

Jun 13, 2007, 08:13 AM	#100
DoubleGJ JCF Member "household composer" Joined: Sep 2002 Location: what the hell, man Formerly: ?JSZ¿ JaZz!	If it's about hell, it's obvious I mean JJ2. __________________ "So unless I overwrote my heart with yours, I think not. But I might have." - Violet CLM Two Games Joined releases: Control / Splinter (twin singles) \|\| Ballistic Bunny (EP) \|\| Beyond (maxi-single) \|\| Beyond: Remixed (remix EP) \|\| Inner Monsters OST (mini-album) \|\| Shadows (album)

Jun 14, 2007, 02:59 AM	#102
Ninja 101 JCF Member The BARON Of EVIL Joined: Jun 2006 Location: The Citadel of The Baron Reputation:	Like the conqustadors.9) __________________ Man cannot create an earthworm, Yet he creates Gods by the hundred!

Jun 25, 2007, 04:07 PM	#103
Gun_Bunny JCF Member Joined: Jun 2007 Reputation:	/Moved/

Jun 25, 2007, 04:58 PM	#104
M-Ace JCF Member Need somthing smashed? Joined: Jun 2007 Location: In a land of 1's and 0's... Reputation:	Bug? I've searched the forums but can't find out information anywhere. Has anyone else noticed that Lori can't use the lizard copters? I came across this issue when I was playing the Secret Files deathmatch mode. Is this a bug? Or was Lori using these things just overlooked by the developers? Please tell me that ain't true. Sheesh! After all, she can use the rocket-boards... But no copters? Oh my gosh...... __________________ "If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilisation." - Gerald Weinberg "Soldat" ... You haven't lived until you've played!

Jun 25, 2007, 05:58 PM	#105
Violet CLM JCF Éminence Grise JCF Member Joined: Mar 2001 Location: The Intergalactic Repneck Bar	Yeah, that's well-known. As I recall, she can USE them, she just can't GRAB them for whatever strange reason.

Jun 25, 2007, 09:39 PM	#106
Doubble Dutch JCF Member An insignificat Drip. Joined: Mar 2004 Location: At the end [or beginning actually] of the world. Reputation:	She's afraid of flying, everyone knows that. __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(")

Jun 26, 2007, 04:24 AM	#107
Xobim JCF Member Headphone man Joined: May 2005 Location: My hair Reputation: Formerly: Jazzmusic	No, she just doesn't want to damage her fluffy ears by grabbing onto the copter...

Jun 26, 2007, 01:53 PM	#108
M-Ace JCF Member Need somthing smashed? Joined: Jun 2007 Location: In a land of 1's and 0's... Reputation:	Awww... dang. I was really hoping it was just me, or that there was a patch for it. Lol, me and my wishful thinking. Hey thanks guys. scratches head Now how does even playing as Lori benefit you? (Other than she's a girls... that's a given. Hahaha!) That's just too bad. Really affects the gameplay. __________________ "If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilisation." - Gerald Weinberg "Soldat" ... You haven't lived until you've played!

Jun 28, 2007, 01:39 AM	#109
Alex Guest	yeah, there isnt much point in playing as lori..(gameplay wise) use the jjfly cheat to get up where a copter is placed or something..?

Jun 29, 2007, 07:37 AM	#110
Doubble Dutch JCF Member An insignificat Drip. Joined: Mar 2004 Location: At the end [or beginning actually] of the world. Reputation:	This is why Lori didn't make an earlier appearance, she was tactfully not informed of either of Devan's attempts so she wouldn't feel redundant as everyone else got part of the action. (But nooooo, someone had to go tell!) __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(")

Jun 30, 2007, 12:45 AM	#111
Alex Guest	actually its just a bug, so theres no point in stelling everybody lori's stupid or what, its just that jj2 and tsf were rushed to such point that half the promised features never made it into the game (or only half, and lacking function) and that bugs like the copter thing were never fixed.

Jun 30, 2007, 05:24 AM	#112
Doubble Dutch JCF Member An insignificat Drip. Joined: Mar 2004 Location: At the end [or beginning actually] of the world. Reputation:	Oh, I'd say there's a point, making up stories is what people do here. __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(")

Jul 11, 2007, 07:41 PM	#113
ApoorvKhatreja JCF Member Joined: Jul 2007 Reputation:	I think the developers included Lori to satisfy the female consumers.

Jul 12, 2007, 07:09 AM	#114
Xobim JCF Member Headphone man Joined: May 2005 Location: My hair Reputation: Formerly: Jazzmusic	I'd say it was meant to attract more male consumers....

Jul 13, 2007, 12:06 PM	#116
DoubleGJ JCF Member "household composer" Joined: Sep 2002 Location: what the hell, man Formerly: ?JSZ¿ JaZz!	I'd wish it was a reason to make female consumers attemp to cosplay her __________________ "So unless I overwrote my heart with yours, I think not. But I might have." - Violet CLM Two Games Joined releases: Control / Splinter (twin singles) \|\| Ballistic Bunny (EP) \|\| Beyond (maxi-single) \|\| Beyond: Remixed (remix EP) \|\| Inner Monsters OST (mini-album) \|\| Shadows (album)

Jul 31, 2007, 01:44 AM	#117
LAZARHEAD JCF Member Joined: Jul 2007 Reputation:	Why the creators of jj2tsf are even CREATE this yellow CREATURE?????????

Aug 1, 2007, 02:05 PM	#118
Heretic Bunny JCF Member Hey guess what? I dont care. Joined: Apr 2007 Location: A House Reputation:	It was Dean Dodrill, he was a fan of the first game and got hired. Then he made it, unfortunately replacing Spaz's girlfriend with his sister and giving her a name that didn't end in az __________________ Yeah...

Aug 2, 2007, 05:31 AM	#119
Fawriel JCF Éminence Grise Fawrret! Joined: May 2002 Location: Air guitar on the Himalaya Reputation:	So what else would she be called? Lazz? ponders __________________