Iiiiit's brainfartin' time!

[Doubble Dutch]

When I entered this thread I half expected some sort of Steve Irwin memorial comic.

I hear a good subject just begging for an awesome strip to decipt it! Pity I got here fist.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/Gannalev/memcom.jpg

[minmay]

<a href=http://www.addictinggames.com/poke.html>I guess you played this didn't you.</a>

[Doubble Dutch]

Actually no, I played Arooko toe.

[CrimiClown]

I made two simple tutorials today! \o/

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/comictute.png


http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/facetute.png

[Doubble Dutch]

Ah Lil Freak, we forever bask in your wisdom.

[NovaStar]

Awww, I drew a good piccy of all the Brainfart characters a while back, but I don't have a scanner... bleh.

That reminds me... great, I just forgot. ARGH.

[Radium]

Awww, I drew a good piccy of all the Brainfart characters a while back, but I don't have a scanner... bleh.
Do you have a digital camera?

Also, libraries tend to have scanners. Around here, anyway.

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic53.png
... it's a comic yay!


http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/crimiava.gif
I wanted to make an avatar for another forum I visited, but I got a nice bug report instead of a 'Your profile has been saved' message. Anyway, I just felt like giving CrimiClown a nice .44 Killer7 gun. :3

[ThunderPX]

Will the eggs ever return? Also, carrots ftw. \o/

[n00b]

Did the anniversary already pass?

[ThunderPX]

Look at the first post; that was the exact moment of Brainfart's birth. So no, not until the 24th.

[PurpleJazz]

Here is a comic I made from images from jazz 2:

http://images6.theimagehosting.com/jazzcomic.JPG

[Doubble Dutch]

That's not a donut! Its an intercontinental ballistic rissole!

Quick! Fetch some gravy!

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic54.png

[Doubble Dutch]

Ah; that is the *perfect* way to get into the strip.

My character is a circle, which is why I've been unable to bribe Frost.

[Risp_old]

You could try violence instead.

[Monolith]

o.O dal

[DoubleGJ]

lulz archieved

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic55.png

A referrance to comic 14 (http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic14.gif) of course. :)

[ThunderPX]

shredder*.

Nice one, though CrimiClown looks a bit weird.

[CrimiClown]

shredder*.

Nice one, though CrimiClown looks a bit weird.
fix'd

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic56.png

[Pako]

http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lmao.gif
Yeah, the name Eggman sucks.

[ThunderPX]

Nice joke, but I don't think Sonic's personality is done right. =p

[n00b]

http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lmao.gif
Yeah, the name Eggman sucks.
He's a man with an egg-shape for a body (and in his old iteration, head).
It was perfect.

Clever than the european/american name "Robotnik". Which sounds like a rejected name for the Badniks.
I like how they cannonized both of the names however, in which Eggman is just an insultive name Sonic and his gang call him.

[Olsen]

http://xs208.xs.to/xs208/06436/newchar.png

Thread is now alive again. Get to posting. :(

[n00b]

Shoot I forgot about the anniversary comic I was doing.

Let me upload what I have, and see if I can get some motivation to continue it. 30 minutes a frame isn't exactly the most compelling project to re-start.

EDIT- Yes, I have found the completed TWO(2) pages of "Happy Birthday Brainfart" a two-part series where I thought up the ending gag first, then got the beginning down, and came up with a reasonable middle last. Part 1 was to have 3 pages, while part 2 would have as many pages as I needed to get just about every BF character ever conceived crammed in (with plans for most of them to just show up in the background). Part 1 was made to give n00b a bit more character(however unlikable it may be) as well as recasting Zapper as n00b's "sidekick"(since no one uses him these days unless Cooba needs someone to beat up), while part 2 was meant to mock how we have a huge stockpile of characters made specifically for BF that NO ONE uses, as well as being a vehicle for the aforementioned end-gag.

Part 1
Page 1 of 3 (http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Comics/hbbpage1.png)
Page 2 of 3 (http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Comics/hbbpage2.png)


I need to point out, that while the fictional n00b has an extremely outlandish hatred for Pako's sprite comics, I merely just don't care for them. I prefer his old style and comics much better.

[Radium]

Wow, I really like the style used there. Plz continue, you can't just tell 2/3 of a joke D=

[Birdie]

I like the style too.

[Pako]

LOL. BTW, you aren't a Metool, you are Mr. Resseti, wich is a 95% more evil.

[Fawriel]

*praises and applauds lots*


Oh, and because it actually hasn't been said yet, I appreciate your set-up of the panels. That's something many Brainfart comics lack because they are so small. After the big and dramatic "TO THE LAB!", the next panel comes as a real surprise, for example. Good job.

[Olsen]

I like it. I like it very much.

:D

So.. what do you think about my 2 minute job? :(

[CrimiClown]

Awesom0z. :D

[n00b]

LOL. BTW, you aren't a Metool, you are Mr. Resseti, wich is a 95% more evil.
Ah.
If it's got a helmet and pick, my first two guesses are "Wrecking Crew Mario" or "Metool", and since there wasn't a mustache or overalls, I had to take the latter.

[ThunderPX]

Yes, it is a shame that the Brainfart anniversary was overshadowed by the greater event of my birthday. *legs it*

Anyway, nice comic so far, n00b. I expect the only thing that doesn't happen is the first appearance of Thunder, because it's a running gag that I don't appear.

[Fawriel]

*hugs Thunder*

[DoubleGJ]

n00b for teh win becuz he maeks Brainfarts looks good and also fnuny wich it oftn lacks

[ThunderPX]

I suppose a plotline where me and DoubleGJ form a band and another character tries to form a record label and sign us (I propose Zapper because like n00b said, he has little purpose at the moment.)

[Erik]

I produce electronic music :(

[Olsen]

I suppose a plotline where me and DoubleGJ form a band and another character tries to form a record label and sign us (I propose Zapper because like n00b said, he has little purpose at the moment.)

Oh! Oh! I can be the irritating fan, okay? OKAY? :D

[NovaStar]

I was going to do a little update on my character, but I'll do a rough one now.

[ThunderPX]

Oh! Oh! I can be the irritating fan, okay? OKAY? :D

Uh.... okay o.o

[CrimiClown]

n00b for teh win becuz he maeks Brainfarts looks good and also fnuny wich it oftn lacks
Yah... and thanks. ¬_¬

[Olsen]

Uh.... okay o.o

Great, here's some concept art for you to work with.

http://www.aristocraft.com/catalog/crest/trainengineer/images/TE%20Fan.jpg

[CrimiClown]

because it's a running gag that I don't appear.
I hate running. And gags.

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic57.png

[Xobim]

That's going to promise something interesting...
"ThunderPX: 1001 ways on how to get into the Brainfart series" ;)

[Pako]

There has to be a better way to enter in the official plotline. Oh, oh, I know! Is this way:
L13K, M3 W4NTZ T0 3NT3R D4 BR41NF4RT5OR5, L0LZ!!!!111elevenone

[ThunderPX]

I hate running. And gags.

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic57.png

You, sir, have just won an internet.

(I usually hate to use 4chan memes, but this time it has a purpose.)

[Spotinik]

Boredom spring but it is Brainfart related!

I squished LF and he's now on my hand. He sure looks happy.

http://www.digitalsynopsis.com/stuff/LFONHAND.jpg

[Xobim]

"Talk to the hand!"

[Olsen]

Cute glove. =D

[Pako]

Ex dee.

[Fawriel]

Equals dee!

[Olsen]

Equals perfection.

Here's my new comic, I spent ALOT of time making it.

http://xs108.xs.to/xs108/06443/brainfartperfection.png

[Fawriel]

I see how every little pixel was placed with tender loving care.

[Pako]

Equals perfection.

Here's my new comic, I spent ALOT of time making it.

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/2802/brainfartperfectionfe4.png Better.

[Radium]

I think her breasts are too small. Also, work on improving your dynamic poses.

[Olsen]

I think her breasts are too small. Also, work on improving your dynamic poses.

Actually, it's two snakes fighting each other.

First, they stand there, ready to battle.

Second, the left snake brings forth his many friends, so the right snake says "\o/".

Third, it's bloodsplatter.

Fourth, the left snake goes \o/ and the right snake stands there looking dumb.

Fifth, both snakes get's a blackout.

Sixth, they are both dead with the text "L O L" over their heads.

No breasts. No breasts.

I see how every little pixel was placed with tender loving care.

Yes.

I plan on making a comic with Littlefreak next. Stay prepared.

[Edit] Here it is!

http://xs208.xs.to/xs208/06444/brainfartperfection2.png

[Doubble Dutch]

Not as good as the first; LF is easy to draw.

[Olsen]

Not as good as the first; LF is easy to draw.

Ah well, thanks for the feedback.
Next one coming soon!

[NovaStar]

How big is that... 10 pixels? X.X

[ShadeJackrabbit]

This is going to become a contest... or already has... or should...

[Pako]

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3874/pakosmallestcomicevertd5.png
Obviousness.

[Olsen]

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3874/pakosmallestcomicevertd5.png
Obviousness.

I like it. Keep it up.

[Xobim]

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3874/pakosmallestcomicevertd5.png
Obviousness.
Hahaha, Awesome!

[ThunderPX]

Mini-BF series anyone?

[NovaStar]

Me!

[ThunderPX]

I reworded the bios somewhat.

Main Characters[U]
CrimiClown (Crimius Clownius I): A somewhat insane yet friendly clown with a haircut to be reckoned with. His life ambition is to buy a Ferrari. Apart from that, he enjoys hanging out with friends.
LittleFreak: A piece of paper with a smiley on it. Nobody is quite sure why it has a personality, as there are many different theories. He is somewhat hyperactive and always in the mood for an adventure. He also often attempts to get a girlfriend, although he seems to have stopped thinking about the idea after being rejected by Woody multiple times (more on that below.)
Fawriel: As a green and blue weasel, he usually stands out somewhat. For some strange reason he is often shirtless, and hates being referred to as a 'green dog.'
Derby: The mysterious peacekeeper of the JCF. He has only revealed himself once up to now, but you'll have to read the actual comics to find out.
Cooba (Smith?): Important-looking and cunning, Cooba may or may not be a relative of Agent Smith (actually, he just looks similar because of the suit and shades.) In his spare time he likes to torture ZAPPER just for fun.
ZAPPER McHalibut: Although once thought to be a random guy, he was actually a genetically mutated fish in disguise. He sometimes displays a strange desire to be roasted.
Pako (the Spanian): Addicted to video games, Pako has a tendency to die violently before reviving moments later, until a law was made against the violent death of Pako.

[U]Recurring characters
Frost de Vries: The embodiment of the main writer and artist of the series, in the series. In his appearances, he converses with his creations.
Haggis McHaggis: A scottish penguin tamer. He occasionally helps the Friendship Gang in their efforts to restore friendships using his penguins.
Duckman: Duckman is the unstoppable god of DuckVille. Actually;

o< "I am DuckMan,
/|\ I have the power
/\ to kill you all!"

He can instantly vaporize just about anything instantly with his beak lasers. He also enjoys fish sticks.
Thunder X. Zenryoku: Claiming he is the true creator of BrainFart, he always attempts to secure himself a starring spot in the comic. So far, he has been successful in breaking into the set once with the assistance of Frost, who claimed that he "hates running. And gags." However, CrimiClown presumably had him kicked out.

[cooba]

What, I'm still a main?

[Xobim]

More than a month ago I came up an idea for a comic. I finally managed it to finish it. Enjoy.
<img src=http://img433.imageshack.us/img433/9524/jajanogbezigbi3.png>
=D

[Pako]

\o/

[n00b]

I'm a bit teed off not being listed as a recurring character despite having more appearances than Haggis McHaggis and Thunder, who have only appeared twice and once respectively. Which also should mean that Thunder should not be listed at all, since to be recurring you need to have more than one appearance.

[ThunderPX]

I'm a bit teed off not being listed as a recurring character despite having more appearances than Haggis McHaggis and Thunder, who have only appeared twice and once respectively. Which also should mean that Thunder should not be listed at all, since to be recurring you need to have more than one appearance.

I've been in more comics, just off-panel because CrimiClown wouldn't let me.

And no offense, but I totally forgot about you. Sorry. I also have no idea about your personality, so you'll have to write that yourself.

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic58.png

[NovaStar]

Baseball gone horribly wrong... >D.

Fanineally got the update done... wolfie! ^^

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/8550/newbrainfartsinnocentcl6.png

[NovaStar]

Ebil revival! >O
Well, is CrimiClaus visiting us or are we all on the naughty list? :o

[CrimiClown]

Ebil revival! >O
Well, is CrimiClaus visiting us or are we all on the naughty list? :o
You're up for a suprise... but if I told you what, it wouldn't be a suprise! :D

There it is, and TO BE EXPANDED YES THUNDER I WILL INCLUDE YOU! D=

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/bfchar.png

[Fawriel]

<s>BrainfartWiki!</s>

[Olsen]

Include me! :|

Anyway, that's wonderousfullywonderystuff. I feel like a wise Brainfart <strike>man</strike> boy after reading that. :)

[Pako]

>O *asplodesfornotbeingin* Wow, looks like a lot of people got a redesign!

[CrimiClown]

Include me! :|

Anyway, that's wonderousfullywonderystuff. I feel like a wise Brainfart <strike>man</strike> boy after reading that. :)
... you haven't really got a character appearance, as far as I remember. :(

[ThunderPX]

Zapper's face doesn't look like a fish face. =O

Also, I don't want to see your rendition of Haggis McHaggis attempt to ride a penguin 1/3 his size. :P

EDIT: AND OH YAY FOR THUNDER-INCLUSION. Actually, he's kind of like CrimiClown in that he doesn't represent the personality of his creator (like CrimiClown is seperate from Frost.)
For example, he is happy, has an awesome haircut and has a sword. However, I am sometimes emo, don't use 3 kg of hair gel and do not have a sword <!-- but I do have a (-) --!>

[CrimiClown]

Zapper's face doesn't look like a fish face. =O

Also, I don't want to see your rendition of Haggis McHaggis attempt to ride a penguin 1/3 his size. :P

EDIT: AND OH YAY FOR THUNDER-INCLUSION. Actually, he's kind of like CrimiClown in that he doesn't represent the personality of his creator (like CrimiClown is seperate from Frost.)
For example, he is happy, has an awesome haircut and has a sword. However, I am sometimes emo, don't use 3 kg of hair gel and do not have a sword
...you don't have a sword? That's pretty lame...

Derby: Content removal. Posts appear within posts when hidden messages are quoted.

[ThunderPX]

But Thunder does. =P

I have some other awesome weapon which is so awesome that I haven't thought up yet what it is.

[Olsen]

... you haven't really got a character appearance, as far as I remember. :(

:'(

edit: I realised I dont have an official appearance, nevermind ;|

[Xobim]

Awesome!
And thanks for including me. :)

[Strato]

Thanks to that post, I'm now completly caught up! No need to read the actual comics now.

[n00b]

Except everyone under the friendship gang haven't been used in months

[CrimiClown]

Except everyone under the friendship gang haven't been used in months
So? That doesn't mean they're not characters.

[n00b]

AE is so minor of a character I'm surprised he's even listed.

[CrimiClown]

AE is so minor of a character I'm surprised he's even listed.
I just went through all the comics and looked who appeared. So expect everyone to be mentioned.

[n00b]

Except thats not everyone. I'm fairly sure DoubleGJ and the Stickperson appeared before AE.

[CrimiClown]

Except thats not everyone. I'm fairly sure DoubleGJ and the Stickperson appeared before AE.
I'm currently reading my own comics only and my little brother reminded me of Haggis and his penguin. Any more unnessecary questions that attack my behaviour?

[n00b]

Yes, this little brother has never been mentioned before ever. I think you're lieing.

[CrimiClown]

That little brother's name IS Haggis McHaggis. ;)

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic59.png

reviv'd

[n0]

...am I the only one who notices that we are all currently posting inside of Crimi's post?

[Stijn]

what

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic60.png
It's, like, the 60th... :O

[ShadeJackrabbit]

... da (-)? What's with the collar on the... cape... of Zapper McHalibut? It looks oddly detached....

[CrimiClown]

... da (-)? What's with the collar on the... cape... of Zapper McHalibut? It looks oddly detached....
If you came back to this just to keep complaining, you might as well leave. People are involuntarily shaped into a character wether they like it or not. The fact that you actually became a fish in the series is just because Radium is that awesome.

[n00b]

We've been drawing Zapper as a fish for a long time Crimi, all Radium did was give him a dang cape.

[Xobim]

So, are you going to publish all the brainfart comics from the future, Crimi?

[Radium]

If you came back to this just to keep complaining, you might as well leave. People are involuntarily shaped into a character wether they like it or not. The fact that you actually became a fish in the series is just because Radium is that awesome.
I kind of agree with Zapper, actually. On the character list image, his collar is sort of floating around his head and doesn't appear to be attached to his shirt.

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/bored.png
Bored.

[LittleFreak]

I kind of agree with Zapper, actually. On the character list image, his collar is sort of floating around his head and doesn't appear to be attached to his shirt.

Are you guys now, like, trying to draw realistically? Oo

[ShadeJackrabbit]

No, but I guess it would be cool to have a cape-collar that defies gravity. Hey! That give me an idea for another of my comics! Except this time they won't have been made in paint. It would involve... (blahblah rants) ...so I'll get started!

EDIT: And I'm done.
<object width="450" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://backend.deviantart.com/embed/view.swf"></param><param name="flashvars" value="id=48890114" /><embed src="http://backend.deviantart.com/embed/view.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" flashvars="id=48890114" height="385"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/48890114/">Brainfart Guest Comic:New No.1</a> by ~<a class="u" href="http://zapperoni.deviantart.com/">zapperoni</a> on <a href="http://www.deviantart.com">deviant</a><a href="http://www.deviantart.com">ART</a>

Man, I musta had something like this crammed in my head for ages.

[Pako]

http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/5584/medievalfartkc7.png
This thread needed a revival.

[ThunderPX]

No it didn't. >=(

[n00b]

I don't get what the comic has to do with Brainfart except for the LF and Faw appearences :(

[ShadeJackrabbit]

To save others the trouble:
(-)(-)(-)?

[Pako]

I don't get what the comic has to do with Brainfart except for the LF and Faw appearences :(
Crimiclown killing me, maybe?

[CrimiClown]

Crimiclown killing me, maybe?

That'd make it suicide, since you drew it.

Claim of the page.

[Xobim]

That isn't hair, it's a shield...

[Pako]

That isn't hair, it's a shield...
Well, yeah, but there wasn't anything closer to his hair.

[CrimiClown]

Go Pako! http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/lfsmile.png

[Pako]

Well, it's time foooor a full month REVIVAL!!1
http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/9077/nowthisisastoryallaboutvf3.png

[CrimiClown]

... i lol'd irl

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Heh... that was actually funny.

[snakesevra]

It was! Ghehehe...

[Doubble Dutch]

Aren't the activities of rape and enjoyment mutually exclusive here?

[Nonomu198]

Gratz; you found the tru meaning os sugerash.

Why the cloud is smoking?

[FreeFull]

Gratz; you found the tru meaning os sugerash.
Why the cloud is smoking?

That is Littlefreak(I think).

Why is Littlefreak smoking?

[Doubble Dutch]

Because it's cool, why else?

(It's an ancient Freakian custom to burn and inhale the remains of deceased relatives, thus absorbing their soul and experience.)

[Xobim]

But smoking is BAD! D=
And Littlefreak is not a cloud, but a piece of paper.

[snakesevra]

No!! Smoking is nice!

[Doubble Dutch]

Since paper doesn't have lungs he'll be fine; he may turn a bit yellow, but what the hey?

[FreeFull]

He might turn into a necromancer because of the paper in cigarettes!

[Radium]

He might turn into a necromancer because of the paper in cigarettes!That wouldn't make him a necromancer. Just a cannibal.

[FreeFull]

It would make him a necromancer because of the tobacco

[ThunderPX]

http://thunderweb.jonnys-place.com/images/brainfart/brainfart01.png

[Pako]

<s>Hey, that wasn't fair! I wanted to revive it first!</s>

Anyways, I don't get it. Does it mean that now there's only one character?

[ThunderPX]

Well, since the comic has sunk he doesn't have to try and break in anymore.

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcomic61.png

... I've got the feeling this one is one of the best I've done. :(



Also, a few harddrive crashes ago, I was still working on a movie called JCF City, based on the infamous Nighmare City (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/355421) (Beware, links to a site which contains stuff that is not suitable for diaper-wearers. Just watch the movie and GO AWAY! :O ). Because I lost all material in the harddrive crashes, I won't be able to finish this movie. However, indirectly thanks to Radium, the incomplete movie file is still hosted on Foxmage. May I advice you to not expect much as it's far from done, and also please watch the original first, or else you won't understand a thing of it.

Right Click -> Save as... (http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcity.swf)

If you don't have a Flash player, you can get them from Macromedia.com or something.

[n00b]

Unofficial Fantinuation, Official Fannon!
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/gizzooglestuff/brainventure.png

This was going to be colored but OpenCanvas futzed up, and I said to heck with recoloring it

[CrimiClown]

If killing Pako isn't the best running gag in the comics, what else is? Good one, n00b. Made me laugh.

Now, for a whole other slice of pie!

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/bf62.png

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Whoa. JCF City looked awesome... too bad it died with that hard-drive.

[CrimiClown]

Whoa. JCF City looked awesome... too bad it died with that hard-drive.

Cooba suggested I should remake that one day. I shall. As with all my promises, don't expect anything within a year. Bye now. I'm off swimming without undies in the moonlight

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Bye now. I'm off swimming without undies in the moonlight
Too much information....

Okay, I'm now formally making a brainfart guest comic sub-series, called Enter Shade.

EDIT:
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs22/f/2007/313/2/3/Enter_Shade___Part_One_by_zapperoni.jpg

[ThunderPX]

Btw CrimiClown, it might be a good idea to think of a different way of ordering official comics and fancomics, since some fancomics are replies to certain official comics. :P

[Fawriel]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/bf62.png

That is one of the most accurate depictions of Fawriel I've ever seen.
Made me smile.

[CrimiClown]

Btw CrimiClown, it might be a good idea to think of a different way of ordering official comics and fancomics, since some fancomics are replies to certain official comics. :P

Someday somewhere sometime yes. :)

@Faw: \o/

[Pako]

Unofficial Fantinuation, Official Fannon!
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/gizzooglestuff/brainventure.png

This was going to be colored but OpenCanvas futzed up, and I said to heck with recoloring it

YES.

Oh, and I'd like to contribute too...

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/5452/brianfartorzlh2.png

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/bf63.png

[Pako]

Sounds like it's time to make another post with all the comics and characters.

[NovaStar]

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/368/neednewgagxw2.png

[n00b]

How about YOU make a new gag. We're all content with the current one.
Besides, what are going to do? Sic Koala bears on us and hope they cute us to death?

[NovaStar]

I created that simply for the purpose of everyone having someone else to bash, but if they're fine with an immortal Spanian, I have no complaints.

[Fawriel]

I got a new gag!


http://www.lakewoodconferences.com/direct/dbimage/50230189/SM_Sexy_Ball_Gag.jpg


Get it before it's deleted!

[CrimiClown]

@Faw: Smex!

Edit: Oh, do you guys remember those "SuperCrimi Adventues" Radium once made? Well, I do. And it inspired me to do something rash!

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/supercrimi.png

[Puffie40]

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w33/Puffie40/Brianfartcomic.jpg

PAKO MUST DIE!!!!!!!!1111121omgwthbbq

[ShadeJackrabbit]

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs24/f/2007/316/5/8/BrainFart___Enter_Shade___2_by_zapperoni.jpg
Second page.

[n00b]

Obviously Shade doesn't know the local tongue of "Obsceneish" anything less comes off as an insult.

[ShadeJackrabbit]

If I were you, I'd watch what I say or it'll get quoted.

EDIT: Third Part
http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs22/f/2007/317/d/d/BrainFart___Enter_Shade___03_by_zapperoni.jpg

[n00b]

I fail to see how that is a negative thing.

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Just warning you.

[n00b]

Well in that case, watch out: breathing in oxygen helps your body to function.

[ShadeJackrabbit]

You see, you're not realizing WHY I said that. At first it would seem you have high intelligence due to your use of odd phrasing of the english language, but you can't even understand a simple warning, which I will now rewrite for easy understanding:

"I will be watching for you to say interesting things so that I can quote them in guest comics. If you don't want anything quoted, don't say anything interesting."

[n00b]

Again, you fail to see that I don't particularly care if you quote me or not and that it's not that much of a danger either which way. Considering one of my guest comics has a panel that consists of nothing but direct quotes from you should show my stance on the matter of what people say in forums and their appearence in a negative or positive light in a comic meant to entertain.

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Then we're both okay here.

[Puffie40]

Puffie40 will now take you BEHIND THE SCENES and reveal shades FATAL MISTAKE!!!!!!!!11!!11!!!11!!1!bbq

http://www.maj.com/gallery/puffie40/Jazzavatar/bf_shadesmistake.jpg

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Very accurate depiction of character...

[CrimiClown]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/bf64.png

[Nonomu198]

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/bf64.png

Why did ya kill him
Its not funny




Or he is resting under a heavy thing...
Is he?

[CrimiClown]

Why did ya kill him
Its not funny

95% of BrainFarters disagrees.

Or he is resting under a heavy thing...
Is he?

Now you're just being silly.

[Nonomu198]

95% of BrainFarters disagrees.



Now you're just being silly.

If the heavy fell there should be cracks.

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Agreed. Still pretty funny though...

[n00b]

If the heavy fell there should be cracks.

But Pako is soft and squishy, it would only have cracks if it Pako was incredibly hard, like say concrete.

On the comic itself, I really can't say I like it. The flow seems far too quick as it seems Pako decides on his own he wont be killed during Panel 2 when there is no evidence either which way that he will or won't be (especially not early on for sure at any rate.) A speech bubble coming from someone off-screen (AKA- the author) that says "Don't worry I won't" during the second panel would give the rest of the comic a lot more believability and a more sadistic edge to the punchline.

[Nonomu198]

But Pako is soft and squishy, it would only have cracks if it Pako was incredibly hard, like say concrete.


But what about the floor?

[CrimiClown]

But Pako is soft and squishy, it would only have cracks if it Pako was incredibly hard, like say concrete.

On the comic itself, I really can't say I like it. The flow seems far too quick as it seems Pako decides on his own he wont be killed during Panel 2 when there is no evidence either which way that he will or won't be (especially not early on for sure at any rate.) A speech bubble coming from someone off-screen (AKA- the author) that says "Don't worry I won't" during the second panel would give the rest of the comic a lot more believability and a more sadistic edge to the punchline.

Since when did you start to think about comics? And hey, yeah, that works well in my head. You're good at this. :D

[n00b]

But what about the floor?

As you can see, Pako is clearly trying to hold himself up in a crawling pose.

[DoubleGJ]

it looks more like he had become the heavy and has started crawling because of his new excess weight

[n00b]

Good point GJx2.

It is also hard to tell if Pako shapeshifted (as he is prone to do according to the crimidex entry) or if a heavy weight fell on him. Speed lines make all the difference.

[Nonomu198]

Good point GJx2.

It is to tell if Pako shapeshifted (as he is prone to do according to the crimidex entry) or if a heavy weight fell on him. Speed lines make all the difference.

What if he shapeshifted VERY quickly :confused:
Like if the creator feels evil and turns Pako's belly into a heavy thing, crashing his head arms and legs?

[ThunderPX]

You guys are putting waaay too much thought into this. I mean, come on, it's Brainfart!

[n00b]

You guys are putting waaay too much thought into this. I mean, come on, it's Brainfart!

Considering we get these once in a blue moon now, I'd like the community comic to at least be of average quality.

[Radium]

I'm a bit disappointed nobody ever continued Super Crimi Adventures, personally.

[Pako]

Don't you guys get it? A mutant, invisible weight bite me on the second panel, so I go infected, and the last panel shows me in the middle of a metamorphosis! Isn't too complicated, actually :D

[ShadeJackrabbit]

Whoa! That's like the spider from Lost in Space! (The movie)

[n00b]

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Lijik/Stuff/lf.jpg

Littlefreak showed up at my school hawking some Christianity club.

[CrimiClown]

That is awesome.

No, not LF, the fact that they call themselves HALO.

[n00b]

Thats not as cool as the other one at our school thats called CIA
Christians in Action.

[CrimiClown]

Feel free to edit this as much as you like. (http://jazz2online.com/J2Ov2/wiki/index.php?BrainFart)

[Nonomu198]

Early life.. and death?

[CrimiClown]

It isn't dead yet, just pretty much in coma.

[Nonomu198]

Ok. Edited.

[Ninja]

I just watched your flash intro. Sorry about that bud, hope you've improved since then...

[CrimiClown]

I just watched your flash intro. Sorry about that bud, hope you've improved since then...

Yes, I have improved a lot since then. Then again, I rarely finish a flash animation. Somewhere in the middle of the topic is a two minute long piece of flash which I never finished. Due to a hardware crash, however, I don't have the original files anymore, so I can't really finish it. That flash file is about a year old, for referrance.

Save Target As... (http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jcfcity.swf) (or, if you just click it, resize the screen properly.)

[DoubleGJ]

even unfinished this is awesome

[CrimiClown]

y tnx u gud sir =D

[Nonomu198]

It's nice, the music isn't though.

[CrimiClown]

It's not my music choice. It is actually a spoof on Nightmare City, a renowned flash movie on NewGrounds.com

[Valco]

Wheres Valco?!?!!!!?!?!!?!!

:(

oohoohooh! Can I be a red-haired guy with a goatee? That would be r0x0rs!

[Puffie40]

the problem with making a flash about a forum is that everyone wants to be in it.

[Pako]

I demand a remake that totally doesn't include me :x

[ThunderPX]

http://3xs.jonnys-place.com/brainfart/brainfart02.png

[Nonomu198]

Titled: The Bot Crisis

http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/6961/brainfartguestcomicwl3.png

[CrimiClown]

...both made me laugh. ;) Comas are for wussies, anyway.

[ThunderPX]

Huh, I don't get the second one. Shows how out of the loop I am.

[Torkell]

The second one is about the hordes of spambots that invade the jcf and usually post adverts for virtual gold (from wow, runescape and the like) with absolutely horrendous grammer. Seriously, the middle panel is a direct quote.

[CrimiClown]

Hey I just found an old comic I made. This is ancient, so don't comment on my drawing; it's supposed to be worse now.

http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/wccomic03.png

[Speeza]

Haha, IF only your hair could disobey the 48 by 48 avatar limit. Be awesome if the admins allowed that just for you. I do miss your old Crimi clown avatars :D the colored ones were still awesome. Where is your normal green t-shirt in this ?

EDIT: Oh I'm pretty behind the times, that changed in 2007... ?

[CrimiClown]

Can I be in? Draw me however you want. Seriously, I don't care.

Also, I propose Crimi as main character.

You, sir, have sparked a long chain of memories I cherish up to this day.

I know I'm reviving a topic, but then again, I also know nobody without a compelling feeling of nostalgia will read this.

It's been more than ten years since I joined this fine community. Nearly a third of my lifespan I have dedicated to being an active part of this community. Although I've never been a great artist (as I'll admittedly say outright), I did enjoy my involvement in little things like that, that became, community-wise, quite big. To be in a BrainFart comic used to be a kind of status.

This was my very first forum. I've learned a lot from this community, even though most forums are "out of fashion" nowadays, what with facebook pages and such taking over. You can call me old-fashioned if you want, but I have to admit, I actually search old forums like these for nuggets of my former self. Not because the alcohol has made me forget or anything... ;) Just for the nostalgia.

To anyone who remembers me and reads this, I want to thank you for the past 10 years and how it has made me who I am today.

Regards,

~CrimiClown

[Sacrush]

I feel you man, those where the good old days!