Uuummm....War Stories Might Be Back? - by various people

[FreeLance57]

hmmm...



hot, REAL cider right? not just hot apple juice with the "country cider" sticker slapped on it?

[*BlackSheep]

Ssshhhh. Don't give 'way Duckary's secret. http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif



*Black

[Tanpopo Kiku]

(Call me Tannie, and I'll call you something you'll really, really like. I have iron guts, you know, and I daresay that calling me Tannie or any other name other than Tanpopo Kiku or Kiku is not accepted here. my name is Japanese and therefore I do not have a nickname. Call me that again and I will haunt the tavern permanently.)



Back to the story...for now!



I want a bag of nails. Someone hand me that and a pack of screws. Also please give me Sakura's sword.

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then was awakened when another ice cube hit his head.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: oi! I was really onto developing a new spell in me subconscious y'know...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: eh, WAT HAPPENED TO THE TAVERN??!?!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ARG! Now I know how Wabbit(aka FATE)

Used to feel...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: fine... u asked for it...

*Then the ground started shaking, many of the rabbits being levitated of the ground*

*Then, like millions of puzzle pieces, the Tavern reassembled, except now gleaming*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: man... this is tiring... I’m gonna go to the back of my shop and take the portal with me...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ warps the portal and all the equipment to the back of the shop*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: btw, ducky, the repair charges will come to Ç 14,276,982 for repair, replacement of destroyed alcoholic drinks, repair of various doodads in the tavern, and the nice sparkling shining wax job http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

Ducky: Wat??? Wait a sec; I didn't ask u to repair it...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: well, unless u want me to undue it all...

*Ducky Mutters and forks over the cash*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Hmmmmmm... Only Ç 7,624,091 to go till i can buy that new star cruiser...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ goes in back to his shop and goes back to sleeping, again maintaining the portal and waiting for Batty and Slay to return from their journey to inle'Ra in search of Sakura*

*Everyone who was floating fell down on their heads*

*An ice cube hits Ducky in the head*

Ducky: Ow! Why i otta...

And so the chaotic ice war continued

[Violet CLM]

Beau, (Doesn't feel like copying name this time) the War Tavern WAS NOT destroyed! Ducky paid you for nothing, and you swindled her. (Oh, and what ever happened to Lil Wabbit anyway?)

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

(Ya, wat ever did happen to wabbit?)(And yes, I did, in a way, swindle her, and the tavern was destroyed... (Mutters about forgetting how to do the quote thingamajig) read back to Blacksheep’s post, he said...

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"Ah, such is life. Anyway, it ended up with someone knocking over the candle (I'm so clumsy, dontcha know. Stopp hitting me ole Duck ) and the fight continueing on heaps of rubble where the beauuutiful War Tavern had once stood."



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So, thus, I actually did a Public Service by fixing the tavern, that was free... but i also replaced the alcohol(lots of it too, mighty expensive), and various doodads. Also that nice "Mr. Clean" shine too!(i wonder wat happened to him...). Anyhow, no one's been buying any of my various weapons because of

A: They don’t have Enough Money

B: They don't wants any kewl weapons or gadgets

C: They're just too busy drinking



The last customer I had was a Devan Shell wannabe who wanted Collapsible Knives

So, I have to go like this, otherwise i won't get the parts for that kewl Star Cruiser I always wanted. And I gave U the tab cause u almost had Batty Buddy and Slayer stranded in that nether world dimension. So there, everything explained http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[FreeLance57]

(thinks: i guess beau missed my post about time travel)

[Violet CLM]

(thinks: I think you're right, FL)

[FreeLance57]

(whispers: screw the bill, unknown.)

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

(but that dosn;t mean the ice cube war wasn't started)(hey, why are we talking in parenthesis?http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif)(plus time travel is a very touchy thing, so u have to be precise in wat u say)

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

(and yes, i did read ur post beforehand)(i was hoping batty and slayer would post and get{or leave} sakura out of{in} there so the portal can be closed http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif)

[The Last Patriot]

*Slayer and batty return and close the portal* Free grog for us

[Violet CLM]

(whispers: I already paid, FL.) (Can we stop talking in ()s now?)

[*BlackSheep]

(no.)



(BlackSheep bought a neat weapon from Beauman and accidentally shoots him in the foot)

[Grath AR]

*Grath goes and buys a lfg 30000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 (Yes, that is a number.) from Beauthing, it costing Ç1,000,000,000,000,000

[FreeLance57]

...

[Violet CLM]

(...)

[Kaz]

(Oh honestly now!)



Kaz glided down from the rafters just watching it all after dissapearing for a while. He watched as Grath bought his imaginary gun.

"What people will make up these days or not play RPG fairly!" he says to himself and flies back up to the rafters after shooting a dud-RF into Grath's blaster waiting for him to use it.

[*BlackSheep]

(...)

[Kovu aka Alec]

"Oww!" A noise came from the rafters that

Kaz flew up to.

(DUH DUH DAAA!)

"What the heck...hey, it's Kovu!" Kaz saw a limp brown body laying on the rafter.

"I wonder if he's dead...hmm..." With a claw, he lifted Kovu up.

"Hey Kove, ya dead?"

(DUH DUH DAAA!)

"I'm veeery dead."

"Where ya been?"

"Well...I was a bed, and then there was a whole lotta knives and explosions, and I

got thrown up here, where I've been for the

past four pages."

"Mmh, hey, we need a plotline, fast!"

"Uh...how about the ()s everyones been using go haywire and try to slice everything

in half..."

"I don't think that's a..." Kaz began.

"AHHHH! MAD ()s!" Somebunny below screamed.

[Ducky]

I ducked a flying (. Things were starting to get hairy again.

(...)

`Duckary

[Violet CLM]

I checked page 4, but I saw no mention of you begin thrown up to the rafters. Would you terribly mind quoting it or something?

[Kovu aka Alec]

I didn't actually get thrown up in the rafters, well, I did, but no one payed attention to it.

[Kaz]

So that's how they make movies!

[Violet CLM]

Give the <strike>man</strike> bird a prize!

[*BlackSheep]

A bunch of bunnies filed in in tight leotards. The head bunny was a muscular female with a pink leotard and white headband.



"Did we not make it clear that we were using the War Tavern for our Yoga classes?! Everyoen get on thier butts. You'er now part of my class, I own you."

"No, because Paul is owned by-"

"Siddown!" Kazooie shrank to the floor.



*Black

[Violet CLM]

The ()s struck all the yogo people in the faces, causing them to get really mad. The head yogo rabbit pulled out a huge gun, and blasted all the ()s into little "."s, ","s and "`"s. Then she started instructing.

[Tanpopo Kiku]

Kiku, who heard someone say "Kiki" and another person say "Tannie," kicked the door down. It fell on someone's head, probably Freelance's. He muttered something, pulled the door off his head, and walked outside.



Kiku was dressed in black, very black black. In her left hand she held a sword. In her right hand she held some sort of staff.



"shut up about yoga in here," she snorted. "why, let's practice our swordfighting, yah?"



"Call me Tannie, call me Kiki, and I'll call you something you'll REALLY LIKE," went on Kiku. She twirled the sword and shot a fierce glance at some of the gurls in their leotards. "Duel, anyone?"



No one replied. "I got hurt the last time. But. I still live on. If people call me Kiki, or Tannie, or anything besides Kiku, I will die. It's called a curse."

[UltraFire]

Kiku...I STRONGLY SUGGEST STAYING RETIRED!

[Violet CLM]

I know you said only Kiku, but what's wrong with Tanpopo Kiku? (And I never could manage a sword, no thanks)

[Kaz]

Why would we want Kiku to stay retired?

[Ducky]

Because when you have two other names you don't need the first.

And I refuse to call her Kiku because once in the beginning she didn't want me to call her that.

Could we stay on the blasted subject here?

*shoots the wall*

`Duckay

[Kovu aka Alec]

"I'll duel you!" Kovu stood up, striking a macho pose. Then the epic battle began, until...

"Hey...wait, isn't this story supposed to

be funny without epic swordfights and whatnot?" Kovu scrathed his head, dropping

his sword, and scowled at Kiku.

"Anyway...you killed my ()s! Now my revenge,

time to unleash my mega-army of semi-colons!

HAHAHAHAHA!"

[Action Hank]

Action Hank entered the game

"Yello"



~Hank

[Tanpopo Kiku]

I don't think so, Blizzard. I think that UltraFire is Blizzard, even though I haven't been here in a while. And, I still think everyone is the same as always.



Well, call me Kiku or Tanpopo Kiku. But to me, calling me Kiki or Tannie is a personal insult, and I see it as an attack, no matter how funny you think it is. (pulls out sword) Any questions?



Lol, where did everyone disappear? *PooF*

[Laguna]

On , Tanpopo Kiku wrote:

I don't think so, Blizzard. I think that UltraFire is Blizzard, even though I haven't been here in a while. And, I still think everyone is the same as always.



Well, call me Kiku or Tanpopo Kiku. But to me, calling me Kiki or Tannie is a personal insult, and I see it as an attack, no matter how funny you think it is. (pulls out sword) Any questions?



Lol, where did everyone disappear? *PooF*





Calling you Kiku is a personal attack? Lol @ that Kiku, why would it be, nonsense, it's part of your name



Blizzard was forced to create a new acount as he was banned (rrrrright?)

[Kovu aka Alec]

Grr, Kiku, when people call you Kiki or

Tannie, it's an affectionate thingy to make

you're name more friendly, it's cause they

like you, blea.

And *ahem* that 'where'd everyone dissapear

to' thingy implies were cowards and THAT

is a personal attack, when used in that context.

Bah, sorry all, I'm just grouchy, I'll be quiet *scuttles off*

[Ducky]

Don't use that word, Kove. I die everytime I see it, its so funny.

Indeed, ma'am.

Imagine how miserable my life would be if I yelled about Lancie calling me Duckary or Boggy calling me Duckster or Derby calling me Duckay or Laguney calling me Duckeh(if thats right..) any of the other things?

Okay anyway.



Have a sherry, TK?

I give the fire a poke and sniffle softly, as I pour a hot cider for Hank.

"anyone else?"

`Duckay

[Kovu aka Alec]

What word? Scuttle?



Kovu decides to be a nice chap and puts away his giant cannon full of semi-colons.

Then he went up to the counter and ordered

a round of radish beers for the whole Tavern.

"YaY!"

Afterward, he went off to one of the many thousand dark corners the Tavern apparently

had, waiting for things to unfold further...

[defalcon]

defalcon walks up to the bar and orders a round of carrot ale. Siting at a dusty lone table, he fiddles with his blaster. Suddenly, a alrge azure blue-white bolt of sizzling energy the size of a small rocket blasts from the barrel and opens a large hole in the tavern door, blowing it up. A surprised rabbit shakes where the door was, reaching for the spot the door handle used to occupy.

'Oops.'

[Ducky]

I poured the drinks, excluding myself from the deal because I <s>am</s>was the bartender, and I didn't like radish beer anyway. I gave myself a tall foamy glass of some orange creamy fizzy stuff and sat down in one of the dark corners with a beat up deck of cards and started playing solitaire. I handed Slayer my towel as he came in. "Good luck, Slayie!"

the flame of my candle flickered..

`Duckay

[Kovu aka Alec]

"YaY!" Many bunny shouted, defalcon's clumsy

antics had unwittingly freed them from the horror of ANTI-TUBBS bricks. The whole slew

of people who had been there through the course of the night ran off.

"Freedom!" They all chouroused (sp?.)

The Tavern was now quite vacant. Night Fire lay on the floor, just barely a smoking

ember. Ducky and Kovu were off in dark corners, there was a lot of junk on the floor,

Slayie was standing beside the counter, waiting for SOMEONE to ask for something.

Ducky looked up, noticing everyone had left,

and went to strangle Defalcon.

"YOU LOST ALL MY CUSTOMERS!" But then, a light bulb sprung over her head,

"There not my customers anymore! Hahehaha!"

She bounced around happily, and out the door.

...

...

"Good JOB, defalcon!" Kovu shouted.

[Ducky]

oops.



Defalcon grinned apolegetically and ordered a random drink from the mostly idle Slayie hovering behind the bar. Slay was fuming about the door, something along the lines of 'people think they can just walk all over me. well they gruble mumph shniker.'

He charged Defalcon extra for his drink.





Um.

`Duckary

[Kovu aka Alec]

Things procedded quietly for the next two hours, that is, from four in the morning to

six in the morning, and just as the sun was

about to rise, a thunderstorm overtook the lands.

Being drenched upon, the Titans rushed in,

and Xavier aswell, though with a limp since the Titans had walked on him a good bit.

Everyone left as soon as the storm had cleared up, and now it was about 7, with Slayer

lying boredly on the counter, until someone hobbled in on the gold emblazoned floor.

Slayer's head shot up,

"A customer!" He ran to the figure,

"Hello, would you like a milk, some orange juice, or maybe a sherry or two, who cares

if it's too early...oh...it's only you Kovu."

"Never mind that, there's a party coming!"

"A party! That's great, we can have..."

"No, a part of EVVILLNESS!"

"ANd those automatic stra-what kinda games do they play at those parties? Pin the blame

on the assosiate?"

Kovu slumped in his chair,

"It's gonna be a looong day and night..."

[Tanpopo Kiku]

It's not even remotely funny, calling me something so stupid like that. And I can't drink liquor because it makes me sick.

And I warned you enough times. And the people in the War Tavern make me sicker.

[Kovu aka Alec]

Now, tell me, does Kove sound like a intelligent name to you?

Didn't think so, but that's not the point.

As for liquor, I can't stand the stuff either, but it makes for a light hearted story.

Anyway, Kiku, just lighten up, don't worry

about what people are calling you or what kinda crazy things are happening in the story

that you'd never do in RL, and just don't worry, go with the flow, and have fun.

And if you hate us all so much, why are you here?

*scuttles off again*

[Kaz]

Ugh, I hate liquor, and if you're so mad at what we call you, make up something short (preferably 6 characters or less) that we can call you. That should solve the problem, and I hope you aren't doing this stuff in real life just to catch with us becuase we aren't.

[Ducky]

So Kiki, if you hate us so much here, why are you here? I think thats stupid. Really stupid.

I'm not going to be a moderator for more then I few hours, I don't think, but I might as well flaunt it while I've got it.



If you don't like it here, Tanpopo Kiku, leave. We don't want to hear you whining about how horrible everything is.

Everyone is doing their best to clean this board up, and the way I see it you're just not helping.

Okay? So just chill. No one in here wants to hear you mope around about how you hate everyone. Honestly, can you not get it through your head that the rest of us are having fun? If you don't have fun doing things we do, don't try to make us bend to your every wish and just scat.

We are not drinking liquor, this is a STORY, can you not see? We don't need you to drag your personal fishheads into this.

I cann't speak for everyone, but I think I am right it saying that the majority of this board doesn't care about who you hate or whats stupid and pathetic about this board. I tried to be nice to you. We all did, at first. I'm sorry, Tanpopo Kiku, but you make ME sick.



Maybe I'm quitting but they haven't taken my name off yet.

So therefore, I, as moderator of this forum, have the power to ask you to shut up, and I am asking you to shut up.



Thank you.

[*BlackSheep]

Here Here. Nice job, Duckyo. http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Personally, I agree with you. I think KIKI is repulsive and the worst newbie we've had yet. We liked Tubbs, but she had to go do something with him. I really can't stand her. DiY Kiki.



*Black

[Violet CLM]

Kovu, any paticular reason you're repeating the beginning?

[Kaz]

Aw common, why must we be mean to Kiku?



Why can't we all just get along?

[Kaz]

I got the 300th post!

[Kovu aka Alec]

Kaz, we've tried to be nice to her, but she

just keeps yelling at us.

I didn't repeat the beggining, it's just that

that part is over, and the next part is beggining.

I dunno, it just seemed that everything was

so jumbled and confused( and we didn't really

have a plot to speak of for the past two pages) I just thought it'd be better to start

it over...

[Ducky]

I would love to be nice to her, to be her friend, Kaz-o. She refuses to let us. I didn't exactly like what I said last time, I scared myself to death. But what is the point of her existence on this board if she hates us all and just wants to complain about how disgusting we are?



Please, end of discussion.

`Ducky

[Kovu aka Alec]

Yes, Kiku is gone, probably for good this

time...COULD SOMEONE JUST PLEASE CONTINUE

THE STORY?!

[Ducky]

After you, Kovey...

`Duckay

[Nildro-hain]

Actually, if you had been so smart as to email her while she had email, you would have found out that Tubbs was actually the same as Kiku, and so was THP. So nya.



Let's talk about something actually related to the story, yah? You could have been a little nicer, though. I think Pizzie was the nicest to her...





"Give me a soda," said Nildro. "Hmm, I'll take the largest one..."

"This tavern has been getting pretty crazy lately," muttered the bartender, as she poured out a drink...

"TRy to behave yourself in here." said Ducky. "Watch out for people. Thanks for coming"

[SlaYer]

Watch your steps kiku, or you'll be gone before you know it.



Every smallest bit of whining that comes out of you gets deleted.



So bewarned.



Change the behavior or get out of here.

[Kovu aka Alec]

okie...



uhm, Nildro-hain just sat about as Kovu

continued to ramble about Evillness, until

a gigantic metal post burst through the ceiling.

"Ahhh!" Everyone screamed.

"Beware! I am one of the thousand Unfriendly Bubble Gum Machines that will be

taking over you're world now, have a nice day."

"AHhh!"

[Ducky]

I think she gets the point, Slay. I just hope she doesn't bother to do the same thing with her five other names.



I watched mildly as the Tavern stopped yelling and the post disintegrated into blue stars. I swiveled in my chair, looking at Nildro who had clamped onto the nearest person(which happened to be Kove) and Blackie looking joyfully at the hole in the roof.

There was a faint scritchy sounds outside.

I ordered a peice of cheesecake from Slay.

`Duckay

[SlaYer]

Dont interfear with my work will ya?

[Kovu aka Alec]

Eh? Interfereing? With what?

[Kaz]

His so called work of "monitoring" the Tavern.

[Kovu aka Alec]

Wha? Who's interfereing, I see no interfereing.

Bah, c'mon, somebody write something, I can't do three in a row (well, three with

on in the middle)

[SlaYer]

i ment ducky, she told me "i think she gets the picture". Gotta make sure that if i tell people something, theyll understand it.



anyway, the story http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif and let it be fun from now on.







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Slayer had a worried look on his face hearing kovu talk about that evil party.

Slayer: "What if i run out of beer"?

Kovu shook his head: "I think we're gonna be into trouble".

Then they both looked up, hearing yelling come from outside of the war tavern.

Slayer: "I think theyre here".

Kovu pulled a blade from the north wall of the war tavern and threw it over at Ducky who swiftly catched it and got the idea.

Slayer pulled his Chaos (gun) out from under the cashregisty and they looked at the door, fear.. anger.. They didnt feel any of it.

It was curiousity that struck them.

Someone kicked against the door.. one more kick.

Ducky shouted: "Its about to break."

They door broke and 7 creatures stormed into the war tavern.

Kove was wearing a belt, he had put a whip behind it, indiana jones style and pulled it out letting it smack on the floor.

Slayer had both hands firmly around his 'chaos' and showed his fangs,

Ducky jumped on a table and held her blade in front of her. "Bring it on boys".

The creatures bursted in and theyre big claws struck as lightning in the darkness.

The first two creatures walked in Slayer's direction. He jumped up and shot one in the head. Direct hit, the creature fell back and dissapeard in a cloud of thick, white smoke.

Slayer stood there stunned and didnt see that the other creature had raised his claw and was about to hit him.

The creature had put his nails in Slayer's chest, it bleeded and now the creature was stunned, how can it be that he isnt gasping for breath, the creature thought.

Slayer answered: "I dont breath, dogbreath".

he raised his arm, it did hurt, but he managed to get his 'chaos' under the creatures chin and he pulled the trigger.



Two creatures now ran at kove.

Kove dodged and quickly turned around, his whip seemed to dance trough the air,

he aimed at one of the monsters heads,The whip closed around his neck and pulled, tightening the grip of the whip and decapitating (sp?) the monster.

The other one stormed at him.

The whip was still closed around the neck and kove took the other monsters head and rolled it over the floor.

The creature tripped and fell over the head.

He lay on the floor and Kove broke his neck.



"Oh darn". He heard, and him and Slayer looked at ducky, three creatures rushed at her. she made a salto over the creatures and stook her sword in one of the creatures.

he dissapeard but before Ducky could get her sword one of the monsters already had it and he tryed to stab Ducky, she dodged.. and again. He stabbed again and barely hit her.

She bleeded a little and her eyes looked at the monsters as if she was going to crush him with his bare hands.

From behind of her the other monster grabbed her by the arms.

Kove ran in her direction and Slayer aimed his gun at the head of the monster with the blade.

Kove put the whip around the monster head, the one that was holding ducky and he pulled firmly, his head rolled over the floor, Ducky dived for the floor and slayer shot another bullet straight trough the creatures heart.



He dissapeard but left a stone.



"Whats this"? Kove said intrested.



Ducky walked towards it and picked it up, then it all begin, everything got blurry around them, and then foggy.

When it was gone, the war tavern had totally changed.



"I think we're not in Kansas anymore Toto".



....





Hope you liked it http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Foxxy Chica]

I like what i have read so far. http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif





Could I be in it too?

Paweeeesss http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Kovu aka Alec]

You don't actually have to join, you just

write where the last person left off, it's

a open story.

[Violet CLM]

Like this:







None of the rabbits who had previously been in it were there. They had all been replaced by evil looking donkeys who liked to change the JCF copyright sign. (I mean, really. Maximum fore shields?) Kovu, slightly freaked out, walked up to the donkey behind the counter



"Excuse me, are you the barentder?"



"No, I'm the bartender." said the donkey, correcting my bad spelling. http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif



"Whatever. Can I have a drink?"



"I'm sure you can..."



"Arrgh!"



"You are a wonderful conversationalist. What type of drink would you like?"



"A liquid one, preferrably."



"Oh sorry, we're all out."



Kovu, angry, got out the whip and smacked the table with it. The donkey donkey-kicked him out the door (which was already broken) and scrubbed a glass. Ducky and SlaYer, meanwhile, sat on weird movie theatre like chairs, eating popcorn that had appeared from nowhere and watching a wall. This new Tavern was bad for your sanity. Then Wakeman walked up to Ducky. (I just know I'm going to get in trouble for this)



"Hello, I'm Wakeman. I like updating things late."



"Do you know why all these donkeys are here?"



"They taste just like chicken!"



"Ewwww."



"I know you are but what am I?!?"



"Look. Can you help us get the old War Tavern back?"



"Sure! Look, the latest incarnation of the BoX!"



Wakeman then went to work in McDonalds and was never seen in the War Tavern (Well, either one, really) again. That left three questions. WHY the Tavern was like this, WHEN they would get back to the normal one and WHAT Kovu was doing outside making him not come back in?

[Kovu aka Alec]

Kovu ponderously circled the perimiter of

the War Tavern, until he arrived a the back

(which was pretty far).

"D'oh! I see what the problem is! Someone shot Mr.Continuity!"

(That happened a few pages back)

"And they plugged the new plotlines into his eye, and used plotlines into his shoe,

and now there all being fed out of his mouth

into the 'War Tavern Plotinator!' tm."

"Gotta fix this!" Kovu unplugged somethings, and threw Mr. Continuity's rotting

corpse away. Just then, the donkeys and giant

bubble gum machines and people watching walls

and things dissapeared.

*Meanwhile, back inside the Tavern*

Slayer was half-heartedly cleaning a glass,

Ducky was siping on a Rigelion synth-ale Carrot beer while playing solitare.

Never Mind was doing his darndest to not be there while playing the pinball machine,

and then Kovu barged back in through the (nonexistant) door, toting the CONCRETE DONKEY!

Everyone said,

"DuH dUh DaAaAaA!"

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, who waited for Batty Buddy forever, decided to give it a rest and closed the portal, figuring Batty Buddy does so many things wrong that he'll easily find a way back.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then walked up to the bar.

Slayer: ahhh... another customer... wat shall I get ya?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: man... these bartenders change by the day, don't they? heh... well, just get me an ice cold mug of root beer.

Slayer: aye... ok

*Fills up a mug and slides it down the bar to BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hmmmmm... so, wat be happening today?

Slayer: Well, lets see... we fought some evil persons, warped to a weird version of the tavern, saw Wakeman actually come out from behind his work, whole tavern changed to donkeys, y'know, the usual...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: wakeman not working? Amazing... why's everyone gone though?

Slayer: cause, that falcon person scared em all away.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: really? hmmmmmmm....

*idea pops into his head*

Slayer: Beau, come on, don't try one of ur scheming ideas...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then looks at him with innocent eyes*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: watever could u mean? I just have a plan of scheming, not a scheming plan http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

*Slayer sighs*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: I’ll be right back...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then gets up on top of the war tavern’s roof.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: RB-17, could u bring some of my audio equipment?

*all of a sudden a whole pile of rather alien looking high-tech audio equipment warps onto the roof, which is then setup by BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: lets see if this works...

*Turns on the microphone and all the other equipment*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: EVERYONE, COME TO...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then stops, noticing the carrotusquakes he's creating*

Some Old Rabbit: Keep it down ya brat! I’m trying to sleep here!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: oops, heh, wrong setting...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then readjusts it, turning off the boom effect*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: EVERYONE, I HAVE AN ANOUNCEMENT...



BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: FREE BEER AT THE WAR TAVERN!

*Kovu then puts his ear to the floor*

Kovu: I can hear many footsteps... STAMPEDE!

*All of a sudden the tavern is rushed with many carroton citizen around the planet*

Slayer: Hey... whoa. Everyone wait ur turn!

No, we don't serve Broccoli Cola, give me a sec everyone! I’ll get ur drink right away... no, I don't understand Martian!

*Then, spaceships could be heard landing around the tavern, space ships of different sorts*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: uh oh... heh, forgot to turn off the personification effect... oh well, more customers.http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

*Ducky looks over at slayer, feeling pity on him for having to take her place*

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then warps his equipment behind his shop, and finishes his root beer on the rooftop, then after finishing, notices that there needs to be a parking director*

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then warps some radio equipment up, flipping on the translation module*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ(OTA = On The Air)*uses low toned radio type voice*: Welcome all Beer Conesuerers(sp?), please transmit ur space permits and ID's, and I shall direct u to a parking space. there will now be a Ç200.00 parking fee for the reason of parking problems. please make all transfers to BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's payment services.



As the many transmissions of ID's and permits flew over the radio waves, more people filled the tavern... it looked like it was going to be a LONG day...

[Kovu aka Alec]

There's no law aginst posting story parts

too often, is there?



I hope not :P



Kovu did his best, fending off his corner with a stick as the rabbits seethed inside

the Tavern's walls.

"We gotta get thease guys outta here, were running out of beer!" Gasp, that was such

a horrifying thought.

"I know!" Kovu picked up a spare plothole that was lying on the floor and fished through it, pulling out Batty Buddy.

"Batty! We need a big rocket, a really big one!"

"Will ACME do?" Batty asked.

"I don't care!"

"Okay."

"Put it outside!" So quickly the really big rocket was outside, and next to the entrance

hatch, Kovu painted 'even MORE free beer'

"Hey guys! More Free Beer!" Kovu shouted, and they all barged into it, then Batty launched the rocket, into the stratosphere.

"Okie, back in ya' go!" Kovu attempted to shove Batty back into the plothole.

"No, you can't make me go back in there!"

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

When did the wartavern ever run out of beer? i thought that was IMPOSSIBLE http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

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BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ collected the parking fees, when he noticed that it was all quiet again and all the carrotons and aliens were gone. but, with them gone, they left thier ships behind. BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ being the opportunnist he was, he flew and landed all the various ships into his underground storage department under his shop in the wartavern (lotsa room in there too).

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then walked inside the wartavern

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: So, did ya get the publicity u wanted?

Slayer, slouching on the bartender's stool, replied: Don't... Ever... Ever... Ever... Do that again...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: see, free advertisement! i didn't even charge u guys any money for the free advertisement i gave, so be glad http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif



The tavern was rumbling again with it's usual customers, either drinking till thier unconcious, sitting in one of the infinate dark corners, or just hanging out for no reason, all the usuals were back again.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: y'know, i'm kinda bored... since i stole... erm... found... all these spaceships, maybe we could do a little exploration in space? My customized starcruiser i was building is ready too, so it'd be a complete fleet!



Thus the many taverners thought over on this new offer of adventure away from the tavern for once.

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BrainStorm: Since we got all these spaceships, maybe the tavern could go on a (rather comical) space adventure? TIS THE PLOT WE NEED TO LIVEN THINGS UP!

(one rule though, it dosn't start till i post the launching sequence... if enough people want to do this, that is)

[Kovu aka Alec]

That'd be niftish, but we'd have to transport the Tavern itself, not just the

people inside.

[Ducky]

Never ran outta beer when I was the 'Tenderess.

Now, I am completely lost http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

Could someone condense the going's on an pleaseee tell me what happened? I'll make you a root beer float.

I'd reaaallly like to post again but I forgot what want on. Death.

`Ducky

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

well, like, stuffness happened http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif let me think, like, deffalcon scarred away the customers, then some evil dudes attacked, so then i lured a whole bunch of new customers accross the universe by using a super duper alien high tech personificated microphone, then all of them were stuffed into an Acme rocket by Kovu, then i collected the leftover ships, and now here we are http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif that good enough? oh, and i was thinking of starting a space adventure for the whole tavern http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

(oh, and kovu, u saying i have to also take the building itself? i mean, the tavern could fit into a starcruiser i'd think, or better yet we could compact it like they did in Tenchi Muyo http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif)

need more replies on if anyone wants a space adventure http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

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The Useless rantings of a returned Jazzer...

"A Useless Ranting A Day Keeps The Head Doctor Away" - Beaufucious

[Kovu aka Alec]

Yea, just stuff it in one of the starcruisers.

Hmm, maybe, instead of being afleet we should

attach all the ships together so it'd be like

a flying city?

Maybe...

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

well... i don't know about a starbase, heh... but there is them little mini docking bays on the outside... man, i wish i could draw, of course i was gifted with words more than drawing... *mutters*

[Violet CLM]

Never Mind, running out of pocket change for the pinball machine, (Not to mention disgusted with it, considering he set no high scores) walked over to BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ. "Where did all those customers go?" BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then promptly repeated the recap caption he had answered Ducky with. "Oh. Well, a space adventure sounds good. Where are these stolen-" "I said found!" "-found, whatever, spaceships?" BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ and Never Mind then went to the <strike>stolen</strike> found spaceships and talked a lot but didn't say much.



Oh, and Batty Buddy ended up being halfway through the plothole when it weirdly closed, resulting in... ummm.... The plot hole opening again and BB managing to get back into the Tavern. No one tried to push him back in this time, though.

[defalcon]

defalcon stormed through the tavern doors and asked for a carrot ale. Slouching into a corner, he sat at a table and flipped a coin in his hand. Suddenly he sat up and putting his palms together fired his most powerful beam.

'WAAAGH!!!'

The coin shattered and the beam continued though into the roof. A scortched turtle fell into the cantina and crushed a barrel of turnip juice.

'We have some company...'

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ decided to just relax for now. so, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ went behind the shop counter and started tinkering with his Plot Hole Generator, because he figured it could use some fine tuning and could prolly add more stuff to it.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hmmmmmmm... maybe if i move this right here.... and then add this Stuffness Coupler over there... and then maybe if i added a stabalization crystal here...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then presses the button, opening a test plot hole*

*DeeDee {From Dexter's Lab} pops out of it, dancing Ballad*

DeeDee: OOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooohhhhhhh.... hey... wat does this button do?

*She then gestured at the Blue Button on the Plot Hole Generator*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: erm... (Thinking: hmm reverse psychology here) go ahead... press it if ya want http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

DeeDee: Nah, I don't think I want to press that button... OH! A RED BUTTON! WEEEEEEEE!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*DeeDee then pressed the red button, causing many Plot Holes to appear across the tavern*

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ slaps his hand onto his face*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: why me??!?!?!



Throngs of many different persons/creatures came through the plot holes, Mario and Luigi from 1, while Lara Croft from another, and even Zergling from another one! The tavern was filled with many known video game/media characters.



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Well, this was getting way too low on the Wartavern list, so i had to think of something http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

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The Useless rantings of a returned Jazzer...

"A Useless Ranting A Day Keeps The Head Doctor Away" - Beaufucious

"Everything, Is Miscellaneous, In A Sense, But Sense Can Only Be Obtained Through Nothingness" - Beaudha

[Violet CLM]

Yay, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ! One question though, who is Zergling? (Doesn't feel like a continuation right now)

[Kovu aka Alec]

For some unkown (no, not you, Never Mind) reason, Kovu, being the fool that he is, screamed,

"Oh no! To save the universe we must defeat them!" And thus began the biggest bar brawl

in the history of the universe! Lemme tell ya, Slayie was kicking a OMF bot upside the head while Defalcon was being pummled by Cloud. Kirby ate Ducky for a bit. And Beauman karate-chopped Tassadar.

And Kovu ran like a screaming girl from Duke Nukem.

Yup, it wasn't good. Suddenly, all went silent as the (non-existant) door opened.

------

OH no! Who's the secretive super person who will do something really super? I don't know,

someone else will tell you!

Wee, hyper.

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! why is it that hardly anyone here has played StarCraft *mutters* bah! For those who don't play StarCraft(Go Blizzard Ent.!) and wants to know wat a zergling is, read here, if not, skip this... anyhow, a Zergling is an alien form that is part of a completely biological race, consuming everything in it's path (somewat simalar to the borg, in a sense... cept they destroy more and don't have any technology). The zergling itself is considered the grunt soldier, i guess u could say, and as for wat it looks like, it has a brow reptilic skin, cept u can't really see the scales, their a little bigger than ur average sized Husky dog, and have these 2 front claws that usually rip at people's skin(in our case, fur), which they have a very fast attack rating, and are also quite fast as well themselves, runnning on all for hands(or legs? i don't know http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif). They usually have red eyes also, and thier spinal cord bones seem to protude slightly on thier back, along with spikes in different areas, and they also have a rather pointed head, with two lines of spikes going right down the middle. only thing about zerglings is, they don't have much natural protection(on a side note: thier not fond at all to large ammounts of fire, like flame throwers and the such). That, my friend, is the hideous creature known as a zergling. of course, these (like most zerg units) come in large swarms most of the time.

=============================================also no blames on kovu for not knowing i'm a Protoss fan, and that i wouldn't attack Tassadar http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif, since i hardly ever talk about StarCraft anymore it seems, but lets replace Tassadar with,hmmmmm, 12 zerglings will do http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

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BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, who was surrounded by clawing zerglings, was trying to fend them off with his Karate Chops. then, he just got frustrated and lobbed a whole lot of fireballs at them, causing them to be blown to tiny pieces of flesh and blood.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ looked around at the chaos that surrounded him, the noise and comotion pounding on his brain.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then cast the Silence spell on Everything and Everyone in the room*

Kovu, who was running from Duke Nukem, stopped running cause he couldn't hear himself scream. he then spoke, cept instead of sounds, it came out like the old fashion movies did, on a seperate slide of text

Kovu: why do i not hear my screaming?

Kovu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OLD MOVIE SYNDROME!!!!!!!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: aaaaahhhhhhh, peace and quiet.

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ sits down and gets himself a goblet of Sindarin Wine*

But, cause they were fighting, they continued to fight anyway, even if they couldn't hear themselves or eachother, or thier fists hitting the other's face, they still fought, for no reason http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Violet CLM]

The secretive super person who would do something super finally managed to get in the door after days of fighting. "Hi! I'm a secretive and super person who will superly revive this thread! Don'tcha just hate me?!?"



A zergling consumed him.

























They then started all fighting again, hampered only by the biffs and baffs striking everyone in the face whenever they hit someone. Then another super secretive person walked in the door. "I am so Scatterbrained! I shall now do something really super stupid!" The Super, Stupid, Secretive, Strange and Slightly Smelly person then surreptisiously smashed the stream of seemingly swarming story steerers. "There! Now all you need is an new plot. I'll be on my way!" These parting words hit BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ in the face, knocking him out and cancelling the silence spell.

[Kovu aka Alec]

After the big puff of smoke cleared, all the

Taverner's lay on the floor, beaten, having

discovered that there actually weren't any pop-culture figures...they were just beating each other up.

"Okay, who's for doing that starship thing?" Beauman asked, and everyone cheered.

They worked late into the afternoon, attaching all the docking ports together and

stuffed the Tavern inside the biggest one.

"Okay, launch in five, four three, two, one, BOOOOOM!" ANd the giant fleet of ships blasted out of the atmosphere.

[Kovu aka Alec]

Noo, must keep topic alive...



The really big ship blasted through the cosmos.

"So, where do ya guys want to go?" Beauman asked, sitting at the bridge of the main ship.

"I know, let's go to Tubelectric, the planet of fire and glass!" Kovu stated.

"Well...why?" Defalcon asked.

"I know! Because in his spooty story they are going to Tubelectric, he's just doing that to promote it!"

"Uh...well, yea." Then everyone beat up Kove.

"How about Diamondus!" Ducky proposed,

"No, Fanolint!" Beauman shouted

"I say Technor, and were going to Technor!" Defalcon shouted, in the meanwhile of all this talking, Kove, beaten and battered, reached up and pressed the 'To Tubelectric'

button.

"MWahahaha! I win!"

Then the ship carrened into HyperSpace.

[Violet CLM]

I prefer Pezrock myself. a personal favorite of mine. (Hurry up BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, you're the one with all the ideas!)

[Ducky]

What about Medivo? They've got some lovely old ruins there, wheelchair accessible in the lower regions!



Um..



The battered(is it battered? I didn't read very much ;P)really big ship flung itelf towards the metallicy glistening Tubelectric. Defalcon glowered in the corner next to Unknown. They glared at each other, feeling the pain of not going where you wanted to go. "Tubelectric stinks," mumbled a voice, and was promtly smothered. There was a yelp as the trapdoor in the top on the ship opened, revealing the glittering heavens, and everyone was sucked out except Beau and the copilot, who's name is unknown(NOT UNKNOWN.), because they were wearing their seatbelts. Everyone was flattened ino a two dimensional shape.

The trapdoor snapped shut and the ship shuttled on, relieved of its cargo.



*gasp*



Ducky blinked around. "Hello?" She crashed into someone. "Did my eyeballs get sucked out? I can't see." Kovu was nursing a head wound, must have been from a passing meteor. "Oh wait, there we go. Ow! Wow, which sun is THAT? Its big. You okay there, Kove ol' chap? Whoa, is that brain I see oozing out there? No, I guess not. Must be empty.." Defalcon rumbled. Unknown stared around anxiously. "You haven't been drinking nitroglycerin, have you, Falcie?" Defalcon stuttered and yleped.

"Roll call," Kovu sounded, as usual blustering and orderly. Who's here?

"Me."

"Me two"

"Me!"

"...uh, names, chaps?"

Everyone cackled evilly, and forgot that plan. Anyone who read closely would know anyway.







`Ducky

[Kovu aka Alec]

"Wait, guys, we've got a problem!" Defalcon shouted.

"What?" Everyone shouted back.

"Where in outerspace, yet we can breathe, and were not exploding into firey balls

of organs and things..."

"I know!" Ducky pointed to the still head injury nursing Kovu,

"He put that plot hole in his pocket a ways back!"

"I did?" Kovu asked, pulling the plot hole out of his pocket.

"NOOOOOO!"

And they all exploded, as Beau and the unkown pilot flew onto Tubelectric.

[Tha Psycho]

DUH?

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

sorry, as i said in some other posts, i was away at Christian Camp http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif btw, thanx for keeping the topic alive http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif i'm most likely gonna be rusty because i was away, but oh well.

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BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, who was strapped to the seat, dazed by the fact that everyone was sucked outta the ship, then went outta dazedness.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Scotty, full reverse!

some unknown rabbit: (in a timid voice) my names isn't scotty though, sir.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: erm, i don't care, i'll just call u scotty cause it sounds better, reverse, now!

*and the ship went into Hyper-Reversal Space, which was taxing on the 2 rabbit's stomachs.

A rabbit named Scotty: Sir, bo-bo-body pieces detected sir!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: WAT? this can't be....

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then sees a plothole*

*then a lightbulb popped over BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's head, then crashed down on it*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ow! erm, lets see... a ha! My PlotHole Thingamajig(let this be known that this is considered a REAL word by Microsoft)!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: lets see, if i tune it a little this way, and press a few of these, and then maybe add in a little spam for fuel, a Ha!

*out of the plot hole in outter space a 652 year old human appeared in a tuxedo with a Vacum cleaner*

Old Man: Hi, i'm David Oric(how do u spell that?). i'd like u to try my new Dirt Devil 9000XL 32 with a side of spam, biased Deluxe Edition of my vacum cleaner. Watch as this vacum can clean these rather disgusting body parts in space.

*the Vaccum cleaner sucked all of the pieces up*

*then he unzips the bag part way*

David Oric: and yet the body parts are still intact, especially if u want to sell these parts on Z-bay to a needy sick person. so i incourage u to try our 10 day trial of our vaccum, and if ur not satisfied, we'll give u these bodyparts free. let me demonstate the power again

*he then turns it on, while accidentally sucking himself in*

David Oric: oh dang nabbit... oh well, call 1-800-Try-this-vaccum.com

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: right... Scotty, pull the vacum in with the tractor beams!

Scotty: but we don't farm...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Idiot! whoever made u co-pilot is one of the stupidest idiotic numbskulls i've ever, and shouldn't even be here! who made u co-pilot?

Scotty: U did, sir.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: oh... ummmm... heh heh... just pull in the vaccum!

Scotty: Aye Aye, sir!

*they pulled in the vaccum thingie*

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then walks over and picks it up*

David Oric: LET ME OUT! I'M A CELEBRITY! I HAVE A GOOD LAWER Y'KNOW!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: after i contain the plothole...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then puts the plot hole in his Plot Hole Thingamajig*

David Oric: HOW ABOUT NOW?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: in a sec... hmmmmmmmm.... i could use the recollection spell....

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ started chanting inaudible words, which means he wasn't really chanting, or it seemed like that... I'm confused!*

*a white light hit the bag suddenly, regrouping all the body parts onto the correct bodies*

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then fainted from basically ressurecting every taverner, luckilly his head hit the reverse button on the vacuum, causing everyone to pop out of the vaccum*

Batty Buddy: We're... Alive...?

Kovu: Yes.... yet... something isn't right...

*Kovu looked down*

Kovu: Yikes! i have br... erm, a chest! i seem to be in Ducky's body!

*ducky looked down noticing she was in a tux*

Ducky: AHHHHHH! THE TORTURE! THE AGONY! THE IRONY!!!!!!!!! i'm in David Oric's body! WHY ME?!?!?!?!?!!?

*and everyone looked down, noticing they were in someone else's body*

Defalcon: BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, wake up!

*unfortuneatly BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ was unconcious and couldn't reverse the spell for the moment*

Kovu: SOMEONE GET SMELLING SALTS!

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so how was that for a returning to the tavern post? http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif and btw, whoever said i was the guy with all the ideas, i'm not, i just merely supplied a main plot adventure http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif



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The Useless rantings of a returned Jazzer...

"A Useless Ranting A Day Keeps The Head Doctor Away" - Beaufucious

"Everything, Is Miscellaneous, In A Sense, But Sense Can Only Be Obtained Through Nothingness" - Beaudha

[Tha Psycho]

How can we be mad at ya about the vacation, wehn ya post a good story



lol

[SlaYer]

Slayer who was back on Carrotus had taken the train to orange city, wich was in the raddish region of the planet.

His ears hang weak, next to the sides of his face. He didnt know where his friends where, and would he find out?



A fellow from the train walked closer to him.

"Hello, the name is Psycho". He said and he took place next to Slayer.

"And what do i have to do with that"? Was his sarcastic responce.

"Im here to help you in search for your friends".

Slayer wrapped his hand around Psycho's neck.

"Urgh, take it easy vamp, im one of the good guys" Psycho said, Slayer let lose of his neck. "Tell me what you know".

Psycho rubbed his neck with his hand.

"Their trapped in an alternate universe". Psycho explained, hoping he kept up with the story and this was really trough, else they would be warping trough different dimensions for nothing.



Slayer and psycho got out at the next stop and psycho made a portal with a bottle and a piece of rope and a piece of gum chewed on by a nasty turtle.

"eww, you have to use that"? Slayer asked.

The portal was created and Psycho and Slayer walked trough the portal, immidiatly they saw that everything had changed, photos and posters of devan hang everywhere, from speakers on every corner of the street Devan's voice could be heard.

"Lets go look for them on the spot where the war tavern stands in my universe".

Psycho and Slayer walked down the street filled with turtle soldiers that kept a sharp eye on them. not knowing where they would end up..

[Tha Psycho]

The journey continued through alleys and lonely streets. Slayer and Psycho suddenly spotted some turtles goin' in a house, surrounded by other turtles. 'Turtles, i could kill them out of rage right now', Psycho remarked while looking at the turtles, with his eyes full of flames. 'We'll have to get in there, to see what they're doing without getting noticed on the way in'. Psycho nodded and looked at the turtles. 'We're outnumbered, i guess. They must be with at least twenty turtles. Fully armed and lethal weapons all covered around their body.' Slayer watched some turtles goin' in and looked at Psycho. 'You're right. Somehow there must be a way to get in without their notice.' 'We could blow them all up, cuz with their fully armed bodies they have got enough firepower to blow up the building. Radical, though ironic.' 'The backpassage perhaps?', Slayer said while he walked to the other side of the street. 'Well, we waited to long. Let's go by roof and attack them from above. Together they climbed upon the rainpipe to the roof. When they reached it they looked to the ground, upon some turtles. 'Who's that? It couldn't be Devan himself, could it?'. Psycho ran to the edge and looked from the top. His fury was building. His eyes were burning and SLayer stood by his side. 'Fake or not, let's kill the dude. What about you, Psych?'. Psycho didnt say anthing but kept staring. In a sudden move he jumped of the big building and all the turtles wanted to shoot them. 'They're out for the boss, they shouted.' Slayer jumped after Psycho, his jaws sharpened as always.' Their fall was broken by a few turtles and more turtles came outside. Slayer and PSycho were trapped in a web of turtles with no trick up their sleeves. Their infiltration was unsuccesfull, but now they were inside the building. Thrown in a room, locked up with handcuffs, laugghened by fwew turtles they were. When the turtles left, PSycho pinched Slayer. Slayer got the sign and they were increasing their power by building up physical strength. It worked and the cuffs broke. Now they were inside the building, on the lose and crazed as maniacs, after being laughed at by turtles. If Devan was really in the building didn't care, they would kill every evil person till there was no-one left but them.

[Tha Psycho]

[Violet CLM]

Never Mind, at least he had the head of Never Mind, but the body of Batty Buddy, looked around in his hopefully temporary body's backpack for smelling salts. "No, I don't think a rolled up copy of a Hitch Hikers guide to returning bodies to their proper heads is what we want... We need smelling salts."



He threw the rolled up copy of what might be the only thing that could save them into the cremator before anyone could stop him, then was buried under a mass of angry bodies shouting "You fool!" in various pitches.



Meanwhile, the powers that don't be, never will be and never did be decided that it was unfair for SlaYer and PSycho to miss out on the fun, so they promptly impossibly transferred their heads to eachother's bodies. Being very preoccupied, they did not notice this for some time.



Also Meanwhile, Scotty committed suicide.



At the same moment, three ducks said Moo.



During a exact clone of the time, one of Devan's spaceships was destroyed by a firework.



Currently, a horse tripped.



Right now, this stupid stuff stopped.

[Kovu aka Alec]

As the ship glided into the atmospere, Kovu,

in his new body, decided to take matters

into his own hands.

"C'mere you lazy plothole dimensiony person thingy!" Grabbing Beauman by the neck,

he ran over to one of the windows and opened it, shoving Beauman's head outside, with megatons of reentry plasma flapping into his face.

"OWOOWOOWOWOW!!!" Kovu, acting quite like a maniac, pulled him back in.

"YA AWAKE?!"

"I"M AWAKE, I"M AWAKE, MY FACE REALLY HURTS!" Beau shouted, his fur pointing straight back.

"NOW MISTER SPIFFY MAGICIAN, YOU'RE GONNA PUT US BACK IN OUR ORIGINAL, GOOD BODIES!"

Ducky then gave a evil stare to Kovu.

"Not that...I don't enjoy being in...this new body...it's just..." Suddenly, the

ship crashed into Tubelectric.

Amid the steaming wreckage, Kovu continued to strangle Beau.

"TURN US BACK NOW!"

"I CAN"T, until my energy is restored by eating hamburgers!"

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The quest for fatty-fast food is oN!

[JJ BBoy KS]

Wow! I just had to read 6 pages to catch up with what was going on! That took forever, but I'm okay now.



<HR>



Suddenly, the now sober, BBoy staggered into the room. "Where am I?" He said. "BBoy? How'd he get in here?" Batty said. "I thought he was dead." "I'm not dead." BBoy replied. "I'm just lost. Where are we?" "We're on a ship heading for tubelectric. Right now we're on a quest for hamburgers, because that's what give Beauman his strength, which he needs in order to give each of us our bodies back." BBoy looked at the group. "Hey, yeah...Kovu, how'd you get wings?" "He's in my body!" BB answered. "Oh, I see. I'm glad I've got my own body." BBoy looked down. "YIPES!!! Goodness me, I've got an unknown body!!!" "Umm... I believe that that's Unknown's body you have." Said Beauman.



"I know, that's what I said."



"No, I mean that body belongs to Unknown Rabbit."



"Oh. THIS IS TERRIBLE!!!"



"Hey, just what are you trying to say?" Unknown asked. "Oh, sorry. http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif" BBoy replied.

Suddenly the ship crashed into Tubelectric, and the crew went flying forward." "Hey, where's our pilot!?" BBoy exclaimed. "He killed himself." Answered Beauman. "Now, come on everybody, we've got to get to a fast-food restaraunt.

[Kovu aka Alec]

*wee wooo weee wooo*

Continuity police!

A. Beauman is fainted after I strangled him.

B. I already stated we crashed

C. I'm in Ducky's body

D. Batty isn't on the ship, he's still stuck in that inle'Ra thingy.

[Ducky]

Someone...if you are in MY body, where am I? And where's your body? Or are there two people wedged inside one body and another one sitting uninhabited?

Maybe I should read if more closely.



As Ducky sat ponderously working things out, the rest of the motley crew scrounged around. They seemed to have landed on an island with a very low population. An island on Tubelectric? Um. Something was very wrong. Ducky rocked back and forth hugging her knees, (or is it Kovu?)and Beau still lay unconcious. (I forget who else was here) The others tried helplessly to communicate with the strange life forms.



Hm.

`Ducky

[sPaZaTiCaL!]

*decides to make this REALLY funny*



GenEX decided to take the opportunity to slip MUCH more alchahol into the beer and wine.

"NOW HEAR THIS, NOW HEAR THIS: EVERYBODY WHO BUYS A DRINK WITHIN THE NEXT HOUR WILL BE PAID 5000.00 C!!!"



The results were VERY unpredictable. Everybody fought over the beverages.



1 hour later, the whole tavern seemed like a facility for mental health problems.



I decided to test how sane they were:



"Do you all like to be on Jerry Springer?"

"Yes," they replied.

"Do you think I should be an administrator?"

"Yes."

Watch it, no personal attacks

"Yes."

"Do you want to join LOL?"

This time, it was a new answer:



"NO!!!"



"Well, at least they aren't 100% drunk..." I thought to myself.

I decided to join Ducky and co and be a hero for once...



Coolness!http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif



_________________

I'm a decent JJ2 player, and I know JCF very well because I am an alternate account for somebody, whose identity I will not reveal until the time comes.



Er......



LOL rules?

[Ducky]

Hmm, something about that hysterical laughing smiley looks familiar...*shrewd look*



Yes, be a hero, C...Spazwhatever I forgot http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

`Ducky

[Kovu aka Alec]

You're in that Orek fellows body...and I think Unkown is in mine.



"The heck? What's a island doing on tubelectirc?" Suddenly, a fireball hurtled through the atmosphere and landed with a sickening thud infront o' everybody.

Once Bboy inspected, he screamed, placing his hands over his eyes in grief,

"Ah! Someone shot mr.continuity!" He looked down at the corpse again,

"And shoved a cord into his mouth." He looked down again,

"And threw him through space a trillions of miles an hour..."

"Well, that explains everything," Ducky, er, Mr. Orek, er, Unkown, SOMEBODY, said.

"What?" Some other person said.

"Why theres a island on tubelectric, cause continuity is DEAD."

"Oh..." Once everything had been explained, the island dematerialized, and they found themselves again in the wastelands of Tubelectric.

Suddenly, a old ostrich in a hovercar drove by,

"Hmmm, I appear to be lost..." Everyone looked at the slow moving hovercar, then to Beauman.

"Need...burger..." Then to the hovercar again.

After beating up the ostrich and commandering the vessel(and packing in quite

tightly) they all began to voyage to fast-food!

[Violet CLM]

"This isn't working, guys!" said BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, who was rapidly becoming two dimensional. "We're all being squashed!"



Kovu, who was driving, looked at the flat shape that used to be BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ "Well, great! NOW how are we supposed to get hamburgers into you?"



"Maybe if I wasn't beign constantly squashed, I'd still be 3D!"



"Not... squashed... Wait a minute... That's it!" Kovu quickly pushed all the ejector butons but two (Somehow he knew which two) and sent all the assorted characters that had been in the car except himself and BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ flying out. "Bye guys! We'll come back and get you when BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ is feeling all right!"



The rest stood there, shaking their fists or other appendages at where the hover car had gone until BBoy tapped on their shoulders and pointed wordlessly behind them. 50 or so armed ostriches were coming towards them, with the one they had robbed of his car leading them shouting out things in ostrichese. Ducky was the first to speak. "I think flight might be the better part of valor right now..."



However, before they could run, GenEX somehow feel out of the sky on top of them. Before they could get up, the police thingies had put them all in chains and were leading them off to someplace in a nearby convineintly located Ostrich city.

[sPaZaTiCaL!]

Now, at Ostrich prison:



"Chief, we have here a rogue band of rabbits..."

"Ahem!" said Ducky.

"...and a duck. They stole one of our citizen's cars. They also look like they should be thrown in maximum security. There's something different about em'..."

"Okay,"the chief said,"Take them away!"

And he did.



While inside a HUGE cell(somewhat good, a whole mob of rabbits in 1 tiny cell is NOT comfortable and would probably smell http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif ), everybody occupied themselve with something *note: I can only say what I'm doing cuz I can't remember everybody else, so continue after the next line).

GenEX was trying to use his psychic and magical powers to get everybody out of this dumpy prison,*you continue...*

[sPaZaTiCaL!]

Er, btw, I'm too young to drink, so if I can still be in the tavern *I can look after myself, thank you*, I'd always order non-alcaholics (sp?). Carrot cream soda sounds like 1,000,000/1,000,000 rabbits would give it 2 paws up. Yummm...

[Tha Psycho]

Coming up, Spaz

[Violet CLM]

Ducky is a rabbit. Oh, and I forget if Kazooie, Action Hank or any other non-rabbit taverners were thrown out. Sorry.

[SlaYer]

Meanwhile in a dimension far away, Slayer and Psycho's head rolled back to their original body's.

"Wow, that went easy, now lets get outta here". Outside they could hear Devan do his speech, he was a brutal monster, from this moment on, all rabbits where to be locked away in Carrotian prison camps.

"He's gone crazy". Psycho whispered.

Slayer bumped into something.

"Hey.. graves". Slayer looked at the names on it and said to Psycho. "He's the same old Devan, but we arent quiet the same in this dimension. Lightning lightened the room and the names on the graves where Slayer, Psycho, Ducky and Jazz's.

"Holy smoke." Psycho said.

Smoke came crawling from underneath the door.

"Wait a second, i didnt mean that".

"Their burning the house.. where trapped like rats". Slayer noticed.

Psycho: "Lets climb into our graves.. stone doesnt burn. Slayer opened their graves and a portal could be seen.

"A doorway to another dimension.. lets get out of here".

They jumped trough it and ended up....

[Kovu aka Alec]

Kovu screamed with horror, seeing the mob of ostriches behind him.

But then beauman realized that, since they robbed a old ostrich, he went and got all the old townsfolk to form the mob, and the

old ostriches couldn't run any faster than the hovercar!

And so insued the wrost, slowest high speed chase of all time!

Meanwhile, in Ostrich Village Maximum Security, Batty, er, Unkown...popped up, searching through his bags for *something* to

free them. Suddenly, Batty, er Unkown, pulled out a giant blowtorch, but it was

too heavy and he fell over, so then Unkown, er Batty...picked it up and began blowtorching the door.

[SlaYer]

... in beauman's car.

Slayer: "Whats happening guys, we were looking for you".

Batty landed on Slayers shoulder: "We're beeing followed by ostrichs".

Psycho:"Hey, giant size turkeys, and im kinda hungry".

Slayer: "Lets kick some ostrich."

[SlaYer]

Tenth page is MINE!!!

[Kovu aka Alec]

Slayer turned around to kick some ostrich and got kicked in the face by a ostrich.

"Back in you're cell, foo!"

[Yanagi VelKasha]

Sounds good. Definitely.

[Tha Psycho]

SLayer looked at PSycho and gave him a sign. Both jumped out of the car and began to struggle their way through the ostriches. SLayer opened his mouth and showed his teeth, grabbed one of the animals and putted his teeth into them. Psycho slashed his knife through the ostrich and toigether they ate one. 'Turkey tastes good to', Psycho added. Slayer moved his hand o the road. They both saw BeauMan leaving. 'We're on ouur own'Psycho said. 'Yo gonn' finsih yo ostrich, Psych? Well, if not, i like soem eyes.' Together they kept eatin'till sunrise.



The next morning:



'Goodmorning, Slay. Ya know what i felt on the ground this morning. A golden necklace. I felt certain powers from it. It must be some kinda relic, a holy necklace or something'. 'Well, i think it's just garbage made in a galax far away. Throw it in the bin and we'll see further today.' Psycho wanted to throw the necklace away when it just crushed itself in pieces and a shield overwhelmed them. A voice spoke: 'I can take you everywhere you want. This is a warpshield.' 'Nice, slay added. If it wasnt for me...' 'Sure, SLay. Well, next stop...uhm...where, slay?'

[Kovu aka Alec]

"Let's go get that Kovu chap! He's the one who threw us to thease ostriches!" Slay shouted, and, in the glowy sphery thingy,

they transported to the slowmoving hovercar.

"How much...longer till we reach a McDoogals?" Beau asked, half concious.

"Bout half a hour." Suddenly the giant sphere appeared infront of them, and the hovercar exploded.

*in narrator voice*

and so, they proceded to beat up Ducky, erm Kovu... and tie him to a cactus, and then they teleported Beau to the nearest McDoogals, and he ate his fill, and changed everyone back, then moved on to more adventures.

Meanwhile...

"Ow..." Kovu said, as night fell over the wasteland.

[Violet CLM]

*deep narrator voice* (Why do narrator voices have to be deep? I just don't get it) And Beau (Nowhere on this page to copy the Ascii version from. http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_mad.gif) then freed all the creatures from the ostrich prison, and sold the ostriches to McDoogals for McOstrich burgers, and all was happiness except for Kovu. And Kovu was forgotten and ignored because of his various misdeeds while everyone else reparied the giant space stuff and blasted off to another planet. Kovu was alone, alone on Tubelectric while all his past aquaintences flew around in spaceships saving various galaxys. His life couldn't possible get worse...*/deep narrator voice*

A rabbit (I think) named Blacksheep walked up to Kovu and said "Whoa, how did I get here? Oh well. Want to get married?" END OF PART 1.

[JJ BBoy KS]

I'm totally confused http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Tha Psycho]

Two dimensions?

[Kovu aka Alec]

Zuh?



"What? I'm already married!" Kovu shouted, agrivated by the pain from the cactus and the beating he recieved.

"Zuh?"

"Yes! You where the one who arranged it!" Suddenly, BlackSheep faded away, revealing,

"Evil arch-villian man!"

"Mwaha...and I'm not evil arch-villian man, I'm evil arch-villian woman! And you will marry me, and I will rule as queen of the bannana peeps!"

And so, she teleported Kovu(still tied to the cactus) to her relly big planet blowie uppie shippie and chased after the war tavern ship.

[Yanagi VelKasha]

Um...married? I lost track of everything.

[Violet CLM]

Give it time, it shall be become clear. <strike>About the time the sun dies...</strike>

[Kovu aka Alec]

What ARE you talking about, Unkown??

And yes I am, Velk...

and how can you have a master plan if it's a open story!

And *explodes*

[Violet CLM]

The sun dieing.

[Ducky]

Now the sun has come to earth...shrouded in a mushroom cloud of Death! Death comes in a blinding flash....of hellish heat, and leaves a smear of ash..."BlackSheep Chanted happily, in reference to whatever was said before. Ducky blushed bright red, where ever she was, and started babbleing about the weather. Kovu. Kovu was chased by Arch Villian whatsit and had a neon green plastic ring shoved on his fingers.

Unknown, however, showed up to save the day and swept Kovu away of his vine, chortleing merrily.





Aaaand I have to go to bed.

`Ducky

[Kovu aka Alec]

"Woohoo! The earth blew up, the earth blew up!" Everyone on the War Tavern ship chanted.

"Okay, where to now guys?"



In the mean, on the Evil Arch Villian Woman's ship...

"YAHAHAHAHA!" Unkown screamed like Tarzan, with Kovu in tow, until he realized the vine was attached to the ship.

"Real smart!" Kovu snapped, as the vine swung them into the side of a metal wall.

"Ow!"

"Mwaha! My universal domination is all the more imminent!" Evil Arch VIllian Woman laughed, reeling Unkown and Kovu.

"Dang..." Unkown snapped his fingers, as EAVW(Evil Arch Villian Woman)teleported them all to the bridge.

"Activate Comb-Warp!" EAVW shouted, and the comb shaped ship was sucked through space at boggling speeds.

"MWHAHAHAA!"

[Violet CLM]

Maybe I should add Unkown to my list of names... :P

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

MWAHAHAH I’m back, and with the power of Wireless Cable Internet (Sprint wireless)!!! MWAHAHAHAHA... *cough* erm, ok, so, I was away for a short while using my new found power of my new everlasting internet to my heart's content. Anyhow, I was going to post a few parts, but then my internet disconnected, then I reconnected, then I pressed submit, and it says u have to sign in, so I go back to copy it to the clipboard and it's gone! The Horror! (This used to happen to me a lot). Anyhow, now I shall post a part. btw, good postin' all, very good stuff, I just wish we could, like, make a book outta of all the happenings of the tavern and sell it http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif erm, enough rambling for now...

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BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, who was now captain of the flying tavern ship thingamabob, just realized he didn't like hamburgers (I really don't http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif). upon this realization, it sparked a transceived thought from Kovu and Tar- erm, Unknown.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: oh my... Kovu is being forced to marry some arch-evil maiden and Unknown is stuck trying to help him.

Ducky: how do u know that?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: I don't know, it just sounds like a good plot http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif... ANYHOW, we must SAVE them! Scotty!...

Batty Buddy: he's dead

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: oh ya, that's right... forgot. Batty Buddy put the ship in. erm, someone else be the Throttle Master, I don't trust Batty http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif.

Batty Buddy: hey! That’s not nice!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: I elect... David Orek! Your Throttle Master!

David Orek: but I only appear on stupid commercial trying to sell overpriced vacuums, not a throttle master...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: all u do is just move the throttle forward and back.

Mr. Orek: ok, well, fine.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: To hyperspace... towards... wherever the heck they are... I don't u, u figure out Ducky.

*And so the ship flew through time and space, and was sued for copyright infringement on many accounts, until finally the deep narrator voice said they arrived at the AEVW's ship, the... "Womenz R Eval" ship (i know I’m gonna get slapped soon)*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: GenEX, open COM frequencies with the, erm...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ felt a glare of many females*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ... that ship!

*All of a sudden the screen showing the map of the current galaxy was replaced by a picture showing the AEVW about to french Kovu*

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ coughed*

AEVW: huh? Oh! Peeping tom are ya?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: No…

Kovu: BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, could you please... GET US OUTTA HERE!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!

Unknown: Ya, she was trying to make me the Best Man, so, plz, get is out of here.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: AEVW, I ask that you give back those two rabbits.

AEVW: No! He shall be my dark love, and we shall rule the universe with an iron fist, and wreak havoc across it. We shall be worshipped as deities, and shall be deeply in love and have dark offspring to assassinate us later to claim the throne! You shall not take my love away, nor the Best Man.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: You know, u just sound as bad as some of the hopeless love wanting women on those Anime shows.

AEVW: Thou dare mocks me?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hmmmmmmmm....

*an idea popped into BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's head, a quite rather evil idea though*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: why would u want those puny souls anyhow?

AEVW: Because the one I love is teeming with power that could be used for our dark purposes.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: humph. Them?...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ laughs hysterically*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ... oh, you’re pulling my leg, right?

AEVW: what is the meaning of this!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then pulls out 2 edited contracts that used to be release forms signed by Unknown and Kovu*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: well, they are simply my slaves, u silly woman!

AEVW: WHAT?!?!?!?

Kovu: WHAT?!?!?!?!!?

Unknown: WHAT?1?!?!?!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Yes, I own them both. And as far as I know, it goes against the code of evil to free slaves from their master, for that is a deed of good.

*Kovu realizes BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's plan*

Kovu: oh... *cough* yes, that's right, Master.

*Kovu elbows Unknown*

Unknown: Ow! ... erm, yes, that is correct, we live to serve our master!

AEVW: I CAN"T BELIEVE I FEEL IN LOVE WITH A SLAVE! ARG! You can have these weaklings!

*AEVW the presses the yellow button, shooting them both off in a small tube*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Slayer, pull them in with the tractor beam!

Slayer: who made u Captain?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: well... that's beside the point, pull them in!

*So Slayer reluctantly pulled the tube in, muttering about that he should be at a gun turret instead*

*Kovu and Unknown walk out of the tube and onto the bridge*

Kovu: that was some great trick, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ.

Unknown: ya, kudos to ya man.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Who said it was a trick?

*a devilish grin spread on BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's face*

Kovu: wa-wa-wat do ya mean?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: U knows what I mean. Now u may go clean my laundry pile in Sector 8.

AEVW: They weren't your slaves originally?!?!!?

*Slayer then realized he forgot to turn off the COM system*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Slayer, I’m demoting u to turret gunner!

Slayer: OK!

AEVW: u shall feel my wrath!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Well, that's too bad, but Ta Ta!

Hyperspace!

*The whole ship was silent*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: *cough* I said... HYPERSPACE!

David Orek: Erm... this picture of some booster looking doohickey is red.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Why me...

*the Womenz R... erm, I mean AEVW's Ship started opening fire upon the Wartavern Ship Thingamabob*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: All hands man the Turrets! Man the Fighters! Man the SnackBar!

*Everybunny started (wo)manning their stations*

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There ya go, I finally posted, so continue :P

And if it matters, as far as fastfood goes, I like: Chicken Tenders, Corn Dogs, WienerSchenzal(sp?) fries, and Curley Fries (that's discluding any deserts)

(and in other unrelated information, Doohickey and Thingamabob is also part of the Microsoft’s dictionary along with Thingamajig.)

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

long post, huh?

[Kovu aka Alec]

And soon insued the titanic battle between the spooty War Tavern ship and the gigantic,

brand spanking new comb shaped EAVW ship.

"Fire all ouchful guns!" Beauman snapped, when the comb shaped ship fired a single blast that blew up the whole ship.

Luckily, the taverners were sucked up by a exhaust thingy.

"No, our big bootiful ship just blew up!" Defalcon moaned.

"No, not you all again!" EAVW snapped, and her robo minions, toting giant comb shaped axes, attacked the Tavern folk.

But suddenly...

*instert dramatic theme music here*

"Tada, I"m Comb Man, fighting for JUSTICE!" A cheesy superhero said, and threw combs like ninja stars, slicing the robominions in half.

"Now for you, Evil Arch VIllian Woman!"

He threw a comb which smacked EAVW into a convinently placed nearby interdimensional portal.

And so, triumphantly, Comb Man flew away.

"So, uh, guys, we are now in control of a ship capable of destroying planets...wooo!"

And so began the reign of the War Taverners(with the remains of the War TAvern stuck up in the cargo hold) control of a ultra destructive force.

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

just got back from bible study, found a dumb note right after my mom left saying it was moved to a Taco Bell a mile away, so i walked through the "bad part of town during twilight" (quoted from my mom). So, all i can say is faith in Jesus rox(and may cause loss of wieght, woohoo!). well, back to the story

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BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ observes the rather advanced technology of the gigantic ship.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Hmmmm... this is a rather nice ship... a little outdated in my opinion, compared to ours...

*mutters about someone eating the super advanced gun turrets*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ... anyhow... i think i'll work on the ship to try and modify it... and as for who will be in temporary command... hmmmmm

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ looks around the ship, looking at all the pleading eyes from the people who wanted to be Captain*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Hmmmmm...

*David Orek was hiding in the corner trying not to be picked*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: tempting... yet nah... hmmmmmm....

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ (thinking): Hmmmmm... Slayer is too Gun-Hoe, Batty Buddy is too, erm... batty... David Orek is too incompetant, Unknown is a little bit too lone... bah... i'll go with Ducky...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Oi! Ducky! u can command in my abscence.

Ducky: but i don't wanna command...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: i don't care, ur gonna command anyhow. I've known u longest so i trust u. http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Ducky: ok, i guess...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and don't feel too bad if u have to be an Iron Maiden either http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif for some reason people don't like Female captains, most likely cause Women are insane...

Ducky: Hey!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: anyhow, before i even open my mouth more to get slapped by all the women on this ship, i shall depart to upgrade the ship.

*and thus, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ went to the back of the ship to "upgrade" it*

Ducky: ok... well, everybunny to thier stations, set warp to...

*meanwhile, in the back of the ship*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hmmmmmmm... lets see...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ pulled out his Techno-Magical custom laptop, along with a suit-case with bunches of tools*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hmmmmmmm, the central computer on this ship are dinosaur... which is surprising since most arch evil villans have high tech everything... oh well, i guess i shall upgrade. hmmmmm... needs a new central proccessing unit, an automatic booster configurator, a better sensor unit, it could really use a cloaking device... maybe a better targetting system to go with it... possibly even an auto-turret configurative upgrade, and auto-shield strengthing...(interesting at my ATEMPT to make it sound somewat complicated)... this shall be a fixer upper here.

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ hooked up his magi-laptop to the computer*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ:hmmmmmmmmmm...

*and so BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ started work on the ship as Ducky planned on setting the coordinates to some other place in the universe*

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this short compared to my usual :P hopefully Ducky will be around to post the next part.

(warning: this was not checked in word, so don't complain about mistakes)

*mutters about the thing not including his signature*

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The Useless rantings of a returned Jazzer...

"A Useless Ranting A Day Keeps The Head Doctor Away" - Beaufucious

"Everything, Is Miscellaneous, In A Sense, But Sense Can Only Be Obtained Through Nothingness" - Beaudha

[Hareoic]

GenEX:"What did I miss? I was waiting on the other end and blew EAVW into pieces. Anything new happeni-"



But before he could finish, a large ship that looked like the Death Star appeared before them. It was NOT intended to be in a Jazz Jackrabbit story, for the ship belonged to the evil Toad Empire.

GenEX:"Lemme guess, Bucky O' Hare is supposed to appear and save the Ani-Verse from this Toad Star thingy, right?"

He did, but he didn't exactly save anything. The Toad Star fired a beam upon Bucky's ship and pulled it in.

GenEX:"Grrrrrrr... HE WAS MY FAVORITE ARCADE HERO!"

Some other rabbits snickered, only to come face to face with GenEX's blaster.

GenEX:"Don't make me shoot you. Now, if there's anything to be done, we MUST rescue Bucky and his crew AND blow up Toad Star!"

Everybody looked confused, so GenEX wispered the attack strategy into the crew's big ears.

GenEX:"Okay, we split up into 6 groups and grab Bucky and his crew first, then we destroy the core. As soon as we do, somebody has to beam us up. Got it?" Heads nodded."Okay, let's GO!"

GenEX had to stop and call for them before they all got started."



The plot thickens...

[Tha Psycho]

Meanwhile Psycho and Slayer were wandering through ad esert nearby the last place they left behind. There they saw a caravan full of camels. Psycho ran to the caravan and bumpd into a tree. 'Oasisi, perhaps?', Slayer sarcastically remarked. Psycho just couldn't laugh. 'Yo, slay, there's a caravan. Walk to it'. S:ay saw it and walked towards it, while Psycho grinned. A miracle was that it was a caravan and not an oasis. Psycho mumbled. He walked to the caravan he pointed and bumped into a tree. 'Not all parts are realistic. Just this tent and this camel.' Psycho stroke the camel. 'AAAAAAAAAH...CACTUS'. SLayer laughed and said to the arabian man across him: 'nice to see him sufer, ain't it?'. The arabian guy stared right into Slay's eyes. He grabbed his gun and putted it against Slay's head. 'Oasisses are overracting. Fake gun of yours.' He pulled the trigger and felt a bullet slash through his hand. Psycho laughed evry hard. The guy shot Psycho. There they layed, lifeless and stiff like cold bodies in a hot desert. An angel came down to get them to bunnyheaven. 'Dear rabbits, please join me in my journey to heaven.' Psycho looked and said:'Then can we get pass by the MCDonalds, cause im starving from hunger. ' The angel called the allmighty GOD. 'Yo, GOD, what should i do with them.' 'Let them live, they are cool' GOD spoke. Slay and Psycho saw wound heal and stood up. 'Bye angel, but i've got one alst word for you. It's a song that i wrote for my good old pal shaggy:



Shooby dooby dooby doo woi

Shooby doo

Oh

Shooby doo dooby doo boi oi

Yeah, ah



Girl, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel

Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby

Shorty, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel

Girl, you’re my friend when I’m in need, lady



Life is one big party when you’re still young

But who’s gonna have your back when it’s all done

It’s all good when you’re little, you have pure fun

Can’t be a fool, son, what about the long run

Looking back Shorty always mention

Said me not giving her much attention

She was there through my incarceration

I wanna show the nation my appreciation



Girl, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel

Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby

Shorty, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel

Girl, you’re my friend when I’m in need, lady



You’re a queen and so you should be treated

Though you never get the lovin’ that you needed

Could have left, but I called and you heeded

Takin’ a beatin’, mission completed

Mama said that I and I dissed the program

Not the type to mess around with her emotion

But the feeling that I have for you is so strong

Been together so long and this could never be wrong



Girl, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel

Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby

Shorty, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel

Girl, you’re my friend when I’m in need, lady



Uh, uh

Girl, in spite of my behavior, said I’m your savior

(You must be sent from up above)

And you appear to me so tender, say girl I surrender

(Thanks for giving me your love)



Girl, in spite of my behavior, well, you are my savior

(You must be sent from up above)

And you appear to me so tender, well, girl I surrender

(Said thanks for giving me your love)



Now life is one big party when you’re still young

And who’s gonna have your back when it’s all done

It’s all good when you’re little, you have pure fun

Can’t be a fool, son, what about the long run

Looking back Shorty always mention

Said me not giving her much attention

She was there through my incarceration

I wanna show the nation my appreciation



Girl, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel

Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby

Shorty, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel

Girl, you’re my friend when I’m in need, lady



Girl, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel

Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby

Shorty, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel

Girl, you’re my friend when I’m in need, lady



The angel looked at PSycho anmd said: 'Originally figured. Sorry, but i can;t go out with you, see you later...soon i hope for me...uhm...ya'. She disappeared and there theyw ere. Not in the hot sand anymore, but teleported right in the quarters of their main enemy Devan. Thet were eye in eye with Devan and hushed him before he could call the guards. 'Give me one good reason to put my paw in your stomach and pull your liver out and drink it out with my spoon', PSycho said. 'Hygienical reasons', Slay remarked. 'Hush, SLay. I'm ttrying to be a scary evil murder. 'Oh, right'

[Hareoic]

GenEX:Huh? I think we left Slayer and Psycho behind. Lemme get them over here, we'll need them this time...

GenEX:TELEPORTATION!

*Slayer and Psycho fly thru space at 20x the speed of light but are not hurt when they landed on the ship*

Slayer: GENEX! WE WERE ABOUT PULVERIZE DEVAN SHELL YOU MOR-

GenEX:You'll get to pulverize something better than turtles, and lots of 'em too...

Slayer and Psycho stared with a malicious grin, not listening to what GenEX said.

GenEX:Alright, did you hear m- AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!

Slayer and Psycho were trying to rip GenEX apart!

GenEX: OW! Ouch! Don't do that! Grrrr... OW! That's it! OW!!! PSYCHOKINESIS!!!

Slayer and Psycho were floating in the air, arms behind their backs. A few rabbits clapped at this and some whistled and Beaumon even tried selling GenEX T-shirts(I know I'm going overboard but it MUST be sillyhttp://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif).

GenEX: I'll buy one! *reaches into his wallet* Ummmm... will gold do?

Beaumon had a greedy look in his eyes.

Beaumon: Uhhhhhhhhh... No... MORE!

GenEX knew he was being ripped of so he asked,"what's the cost?"

Beaumon: 20 lbs of golden bars...

GenEX:IN CARROTUS CURRENCY?!

Beaumon: Oh, er, ummmmm, $20.

GenEX pulls out a weird looking scale.

GenEX:Somebody please put $20 dollars on this scale. I won't take it.

Nobody did.

GenEX:I'll give them 1 lb. of gold...

Ducky stepped up.

Ducky:Here.

GenEX:Ok, now then, I'll put the $20 dollars on one side and the gold on the other. It says 2 pounds of gold equal $20. Here you go Beaumon.*grins*

Beaumon:Uhhh, thanks. Grrrr...

GenEX heard him and used a spell that caused GenEX's face to leer the opposition.

Beaumon: WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!! HHEELLPP!!!!!

The spell stopped.

Beaumon: That guy is a monster!

GenEX:No, "that guy" has a spell that can give him the face of one of his other identities: Atma Weapon.

Everybody panicked.

GenEX: BUT, I'll only use it if somebody turns against me.

Just then, a red light started flashing.

GenEX: I've seen Star Truck enough times to know that something bad is happening.

Sure enough, the Toad Star used its tractor beam to pull them in.

GenEX: For this mission, I give orders *nobody dared to argue*. OK, we'll let them pull us in, then maybe we can rescue Bucky O' Hare and his crew.

Now, arm your blasters, as Bucky would say,"All hands, battlestations! LET'S CROAK SOME TOADIES!!!"

All the rabbits cheered and armed themselves.



Somebody continue please.





_________________

I'm back from the dead to cause you dread. I

have enough alternate accounts here to stay forever.

Btw, somebody add on to the War Tavern stories Space: The Harelactic and the War Stories thread.



ALL YOUR FORUM ARE BELONG TO ME!

[Hareoic]

*waits*

[Tha Psycho]

Psycho and Slayer were still in seance. GenEX and Beaumon tried to snap them out of it, but nothing helped. Just when they wanted to move on Slayer and Psycho woke up. 'Well, that was cool, wasn't it, Psych. Looking at the back of your eyelids totally rulez.' Psycho turned around and looked in the eyes of Beaumon and GenEX and laughed. 'You two were waiting for us all that time? How rude of us to let you guys down like that. Well, i've got an idea. You two go that way and we go that way.' Thewy both splitted ways and continued their journey to Devan, the rabbit killer. Slayer and Psycho walked a path with nice roses, while the others went shopping in the city. Slayer stopped when he saw a sign. 'I smell Devan.' Psycho looked at the sign and saw Devan's face on a poster. He grabbed his blaster and shot the sign into pieces. Slayer grabbed his blaster after that and both they ran on the path. Devan's dungeon was near them and they could smell him from a distance. A stence of cheese combined with raw eggs and overheated bacon. 'I ahte that guy', Slay remarked. Psycho nodded. 'I want to blow the guts out of him, drinking hios live with a spoon' Slayer shaked his head. 'You with your overreacted stories. A spoon, mwuhahaha, good joke' Psycho faced the floor and fell over a rock. He crawled from the floor and jumped up. He saw Devan's castle. 'We're first to kill him. What is our plan?' 'Uhm...killing him..i suppose' 'Good work, SLay, good thinking', Psycho said. Thery ran to the fortress (dungeon, castle, fortress) and entered the guards. 'I spit on Devan's guards', Slay said. 'Yeah, offcourse. They're stupid and...'PSycho's sentence was cut off by the gun of a guard against his head. A kicked the guard and both they attacked. Devan saw everything on the camera: 'Slayer...mm...Psycho...hmmm...long time no see before they showed up. My revenge will be sweet. Sweet, i tell you'.

[Hareoic]

IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DEVAN THIS TIME, IT'S BUCKY O' HARE'S NEMESIS KOMPLEX AND THE TOAD EMPIRE. READ MY POST IF YOU HAVE TO

[Tha Psycho]

Psycho looked at SLayer 'uhm... i think we're on the wrong place.' 'You think so, Psych. Now i remember, the others are to Bucky...damn...we're lost i think.' Psycho shaked his head. 'Not just yet, RUN' Both they ran as fast as they could and walked to teleport-room 2000 Beta v2.89 'This should do te trick'. It didn't take a second befoe they saw their friends again. 'Hello Beaumon and GenEx..sorry for the probs'





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LIKE THIS?

[Hareoic]

Yes, thank you.



Here's a list of what you might face(not told in story, I'm telling you now):

1. A giant crocodile called Al Negator

2. A robot with long arms named Toad Borg

3. A very fierce Toad called Total Terror Toad

4.A Cyborg Spider

5.An angry Air Marshal (or something)

6. Komplex himself



BUT WE GOTTA RESCUE BUCKY'S CREW, ALSO:



1.Bucky O'Hare

2.Dead-Eye Duck

3.Bruiser

4.Jenny

5.Willy

6.AFC Blinky



Ok, that's all, continue please...

[Tha Psycho]

Uhm...why are we cooperating if you make the rulez, man



It's supposed to be some story in many ways twisting

[Hareoic]

I know, but I haven't been able to get one single cool addition to a story yet. PLEASE, I want to see how this turns out at least...

[Tha Psycho]

ok man, i'll help ya with this http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Hareoic]

Thank you VERY VERY VERY much!http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gifhttp://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gifhttp://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Violet CLM]

<strike>Then Devan sent a spaceship after SlaYer and Psycho which crashed into it totally wrecking both of them. Bucky's crew and all the War Tavern characters were miraculously thrown back onto whatever planet the War Tavern is located where it had automagically reappeared. Their spaceship was left floating somewhere in space forever, and none of them were the hero anymore.</strike>

[Hareoic]

Grrrrrr...

Let's just stick with this plot until it's all over, K?

[Batty Buddy]

Que Passa!!!!



Must we?



Batty, in order to pass the time while everyone around him made up the plot, pulled out a Scooby Doo comic book, and started... well... traising all the pictures of Velma Dinkly into a huge notebook.

Everyone started stareing at him...

"Hey, it passes the time doesn't it." he said nervously, crumpling the comic behind his back.

[Tha Psycho]

Ok, GenEx, maybe we all agree if you make the next part with the plot ya wanted and let it end the same part, cause people want to make up their own parts of the stories http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif



Anywayz, write on everybody http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Hareoic]

Yayfullness!

[Hareoic]

OK, I'll make a continuation. And this one demonstrates my powerhttp://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif:



GenEX's entire crew was following him. After all, the whole ship was one big hallway with pipes and doodads that had signs on every door.(this should be interesting)

GenEX gave directions, "Ok, we're nearing the prison cells, now, if anybody thinks that we should leave Bucky O'Hare to die, well, I'll speak priva-"

He had tripped an alarm switch, which set off a red light."This cannot be good..."GenEX muttered.

"Listen up,"GenEX told his crew in a very quiet tone,"If we want to make this easy, we gotta look like we don't pose a threat at all. Do something silly, trust me!"

They all stared at eachother.

GenEXhttp://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gifon't make me use my leering spell.

The crew immidiatly acted funny. They stood on their heads and other funny stuff(forgive me for this, but the story has to be silly and you'll see why they did it soon enough).

Meanwhile, at the security moniters.

Toad Marshall: "Lemme see who these furballs are. Hmmmm... WHAT? Ahahahaha! Would ya look at that? It's a bunch of nitwits! HAHAHA! Send Al Negator to take care of 'em. There's too many of them to make a mistake."

Toad Guard:"Yes, sir."



Back with GenEX's crew, the red light stopped.

GenEX:"My guess is the security cameras turned off. You can stop now."

Many rabbits breathed a sigh of relief.



*stomp, stomp, stomp, STOMP, STOMP, CRASH*

GenEX and crew: WHA-? What's that?

GenEX, who had beaten the arcade game of Bucky O'Hare, told them that he would deal with it with one other crew member's help.

GenEX: "Slayer, you're gonna have to fight by my side."

Slayer walked up and braced himself.

GenEX:"Everybody else, BACK UP!"

The rabbits hid behind the nearest corner.

*STOMP, STOMP, STOMP, suction, machine noises, CRASH!!!*

A gargantuan purple crocodile appeared before them.

Al Negator: "So, I heard that many of you were here. What a bunch of weaklings! Do you think you can actually save Bucky O'Hare? HAHAHAHA! Don't make me laugh! I'll squash you!"

GenEX:"Slayer, if I am defeated, you back me up, OK?"

Slayer: "Ok... (sigh) there goes one brave rabbit..."

Al Negator made the first move. He leapt into the air and attempted to kick and tail-whip GenEX. GenEX, who played the arcade game too many times, knew what he had to do. He sprang into the air and made an extremely powerful kick that shot Negator out of the air and sent him on the ground. THe crew stared in awe.

Al Negator:"Hmmmmm... You're tougher than I thought, but not tough enough! TAKE THIS!"

Al Negator sprang back and fired a blast from his gun. A shockwave appeared and headed straight for GenEX. He held his paw in front of him, and closed his eyes...

ZRRROOOMMPH! The shockwave bounced off Gen's paw and went right back at Negator!

Al Negator:"WHAT THE HE- AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!"

Al Negator was knocked senseless.

GenEX:"He'll be out cold for awile. Now's our chance."

The crew followed Gen's lead.

They soon found the jail.

GenEX:"I'll go in and act as a distraction, get your pistols ready and wait here."

Beaumon:"Roger."

A few gaurds were positioned inside. They hadn't noticed Gen yet.

GenEX:"Hey, you, you slimey maggots! I came to get Bucky O'Hare and crew and you can't stop me! I dare you ALL to come and get me, you wimps!"

The toads, angered by this, chased GenEX out into the hallway.

GenEX and crew:"Boo!"

ZZZZAAAAPPPP! Everybody fired at the Toads and none of them were left standing. Gen signaled everybody to follow him.

Bucky and his crew were in giant glass tubes. GenEX knew from arcade experience knew that he should do some button pressing instead of shootin the glass.

GenEX:"Hold your fire..."

He pressed a few of the buttons and the water drained out of all the tubes and they opened up. Everybody tried to get a crew member out of unconsious (sp?) state.

Bucky O'Hare and crew:"Uhhhhhhnnnn... mmmmmmm... huh? Who are you?"

GenEX:"Bucky O'Hare, my name is GenEX MRT, and this is my crew" He introduced everybody.

Bucky O'Hare:"You have saved our lives..."

Jenny:"I can tell you defeated Al Negator single-handed!"

Dead-Eye Duck:"I think those Toadies deserve to pay, but a head-on attack won't work! ARRRGGGG!"

AFC Blinky:"Most humble android, pleased to serve captain Bucky O'Hare, I salute your efforts."

Bruiser:"AAAOOOOOGAAAAAHHHH! Dem' lousy toads locked us up in these glass prisons! I couldn't do a darned thing!"

Willy Duwitt:"I have a favor to ask you, GenEX, sir." GenEX smiled.

GenEX:"I know, you need a bomb to blow this place sky high."

Willy:"That's right!"

GenEX:"Here, this one is small but deadly. Best of all, it's remote controlled!"

Bucky:"GenEX, you're a genius. How can I ever repay you?"

GenEX:"Well, all I want is your autographs."

Bucky:"Done!"

Bucky and his crew signed on a sheet of paper.

GenEX:"Let's plant the bomb and blow this joint."

Everybody cheered.

GenEX:"I'm very sure that no toads have spotted us and know we're here."

Bucky and GenEX with their crew ran back toward their ships.

GenEX:"I'll be right back, don't leave just yet."

When he arrived, he was carrying a large box. Nobody asked what was in it.

GenEX ordered the ship takeoff.

GenEX:"Put Bucky's ship on-screen"

Bucky's face appeared on the viewer.

GenEX:"Ready to blow the Toad Star up?"

Bucky O'Hare:"Ready when you are."

GenEX:"Here goes nothing!"

The view-screen showed Toad Star again. Gen pushed the button, and Toad Star was blown to bits in 5 seconds flat.

Everybody:"HOORAY!"

GenEX:"Till we meet again, Captain O'Hare, I bid you farewell."

Bucky:"You too... hero."

GenEX smiled.

GenEX:"Everybody, back to the tavern. I brought a surprise!"

Eagerly the crew sped toward the tavern at warp speed.



Back at the tavern:

GenEX:"I'd like to make a few good changes around here:

1.Root beer, Carrot cream soda, and other sodas shall be well in stock.

2.In the tavern main room, we'll have 10 big screen TVs with N64 multi-player games. The games are: Super Smash Bros., Battle Tanx, Mario Kart64, Star Fox64, Goldeneye 007, The World is not Enough, Battle Tanx:Global Assault, Worms: Armageddon(sp?), Diddy Kong Racing, Donkey Kong64, and many, many more!*cheers*

3. The surprise I was talking about is this: I brought back Al Negator for cannibal feud!"

The taverners went wild.



Alright now everybody, let's party!

*CHEERS*



NOW that my rather stinky plot endedhttp://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_mad.gif, you can put whatever plot you want (as long as I'm includedhttp://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif)

[Tha Psycho]

Suddenly a great fog sets up and all people are in another dimension. They walk around noticing it's the same war tavern. Psycho walks to a table. 'Avalanche? But how?' Avalanche stands up. 'Hi people! I joined the party to and have one message from above. Some fallen angel says the rabbits will be threatened with extinctio'n. Devan is far from dead'.



(based on an idea from Avalanche)

[JazzWeapon]

Suddenly, a portal opens up. 2 rabbits stepped out.

GenEX:"Hey, good to see you back!"

Everybody else was confused.

GenEX:"Oops, I forgot to introduce you to the taverners. Everybody, meet JazzWeapon and Exterminator, my other selves."

Psycho:"You have clones?"

JazzWeapon:"No, he has so many different names, he can't be only one character. So then we split up into different rabbits."

Everybody:"Ohhhhhhh."

GenEX:"Enough talk, let's worry about Devan later. Beaumon, it's time to host Cannibal Feud!"

*cheers*



Meanwhile, up at the North Pole:

Devan:"This snowship was a good idea. But we've looked everywhere and Shellion is nowhere to be found!"

Turtle:"It's all starting to make sense!"

Devan:"What is?"

Turtle:"It was a trick the Tavern set up for us so we would leave them alone."

Devan:"WHAT? HOW DARE THEY DO SUCH A THING! I WILL NOT TOLERATE THEM INSULTING MY BROTHER! FULL SPEED TO THE TAVERN NOW!!!"

Devan was on his way(too bad his snowship had a max speed of 30mph. You can't expect something fast from a turtle, can you?).



If anybody thinks this part is familiar, it was one of the earliest posts (1,2, or 3 page, I forgot which).



Now then, party at the tavern, no worrying about Devan now.

[Kovu aka Alec]

Huh? Wha? I want to post but I have no idea what's going on, recap, someone?

[GRGenEXMRTNK]

Just post something like a Tavern celebration for my first act of heroism, Cannibal Feud, or something else Taverny.

[Violet CLM]

Everyone in the Tavern (Except Sakura and Batty Buddy and Ducky or something) went off into space. Miraculously, Batty Buddy and Ducky appeared with them, leaving Inle' Ra a dangling subplot that one of us authors may trip and break their neck over. The taverners landed on Tubelectric, naturally got into a lot of trouble, and finally managed to rescue Bucky O' Hare and his crew from the toad star. The whole ship was blown up, and everyone went home to the Tavern, which was now in a different dimension. Two of Gen's other selves stepped out of a portal, some guy called Al Negator was ready for playing Cannibal Feud, and Devan was slowly getitng ready to attack the Tavern with a snowship.

[Hareoic]

Ummmmmm... nice... summary?

[Yanagi VelKasha]

lol, is that really all that happened? =p

[Violet CLM]

No, that's the whole plot since a little before the middle of Page 9.

[Violet CLM]

Not to mention that the Inle' Ra thing started a little into Page 6. http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Kovu aka Alec]

Cool, so we're in a alternate dimension now? Yayness, is the EAVW ship intact, cause that's where the original War Tavern is...

[Hareoic]

Say WHAT? I didn't hear anything about that!

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

Ya, Gen, remember? our ship got destroyed and we recovered the wreckage and took over the EAVW ship as ours. of course, it seems that the tavern is returned to normal :P.

Now that GenEx's plot is over, and, some other plots are going, and... i don't know, the tavern is quite alive, i shall post again, after losing 3 previously attempted posts which i left a while, and then tried to press the back button, but found out that the EVIL JCF has an auto-refresh thingie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so basically, i have to time my posts now so i don't have go and watch Mobile Suit Gundam :P

*cough* anyhow, now back to posting, and realizing Ducky isn't a good person to rely on to post parts :P

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*with the snap of his fingers, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's captain's robes (don't ask) changed into the usual host clothing*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Ladies and Gentlebunnies, lil' wabbits (no relation to the true lil' wabbit is in the post) and other creatures, i present to u... CANNIBAL FEUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*the crowd goes wild, the cheering almost blowing off the roof*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: todays Cannibal "Defender of it's Life" Victim, is... Al Capone!

GenEx: Al Negator!!!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: excuse me, Al Negotiator!

GenEx: NEGATOR!!!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: it seems that GenEx is challenging N E gator to fight him. will any gattors fight him?

(good twist of words, huh? :P)

GenEx: STUPID IDIOT! I mean...

*suddenly a bunch of gators started "gatorpiling" on top of GenEx*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Feel free to watch either event!!! Now, who will fight Al Negotiator?!?!?!

*the crowd was then silent*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ok, then i shall pick a random audience member

*the doors of the tavern all of a sudden shut and locked*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: lets see, who to pick... hmmmmmmmm... oi! u! newbie!

*the newbie rabbit's blood drains from his body, turning him snow white*

Some Wabbit: M-M-M-me?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: yes, u!

*the audience throws him up*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and now, RELEASE AL NEGOTIATOR!

*Al Negator came out of his pen*

Al Negator: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG! I'LL KILL U ALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Al Negator raised his gun*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: *sighs* when will big bad bully types learn...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then aimed his finger at the gun, causing it to rise out of Al's hands, and float into BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's hands*

Al Negator: HEY! THAT'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Hmmm... a rather old gun, but a rather nice one... this could fetch a good price... i know...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ turns on the microphone again*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: WHOEVER DEFEATS Al Negotiator gets a 30% discount at my store!!! now... as for the current rabbit, let cannibal feud... BEGIN!!!!!!

*Al Negator roars with anger, towering over the timid Newbie*

Some Wabbit: uh-uh-ummmmmmm...

*the Newbie faints where he stood*

(Am i really mean to newbies or wat? :P)

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: it seems that this newbie has fainted... i believe that when the challenger faints before biting, he is disqaulified.

*some rabbits come onto the platform, pulling the newbie off*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ok, our next challenger will be...

any takers?

Voice: I will...

*all the taverners looked around, looking for whoever said that*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and our challenger is.... Wakeman, the owner of the famous newspaper, "Carrotus Stuff", and owner of the CS17 TV station!

*many female rabbits fell over and fainted

in joy at the site of Wakeman*

(do i have any right to use his name? no, but wat the heck, it'll make for a good plot :P)

Wakeman: Erm... Right... It was my birthday, and, someone said I should drop by the tavern for once (which he should), and since your needing a contestant, i'll be glad to oblige...

*the tavern cheers, throwing Wakeman onto the platform*

Wakeman: ow! hey!...

Al Negator: I'M GONNA CRUSH U!!!!!!!!!

Wakeman: hey... whoa... how'd i get myself into this mess?

*Al Negator lunges at Wakeman, which, Wakeman being quick footed, steps out of the way, which Al Negator smashed into the invisible magic wall of the arena*

Al Negator: ow... why u little...

*Al Negator lunges again, except this time, with all his strength*

Wakeman: oh! a Carrotus Dime!

*Wakeman bends over, Al lunging over Wakeman into another wall, out cold*

Wakeman: huh?

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ levitates down to the platform*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: The WINNER! Wakeman! who shall recieve a 30% discount at my "Weaponz & Other Stuff shop"!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ hands him the certificate*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and since the defender didn't lose by being eaten, FREE GATOR FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!

*a bunch of rabbits rushed onto the platform, rushing to take a taste of the Gator*

*avoiding all the rabbits, as usual, he grabbed a drink to go and dissapeared out of the tavern*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: currently we have no other defenders, so, Cannibal feud shall come to a close for a time being. I am ur host, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, and this was... CANNIBAL FEUD!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then apparated to his store desk, sipping on a goblet of Sindarin Wine*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: For Sale, a Bucky o' Hare Novelty item, Negator's Gun! for only, Ç85,000!

*some Bucky O' Hare rabbits rushed up to the counter, offering lots of money, while GenEx was left unnoticed, still being wrestled by aligators*



As the taverners enjoyed themselves, Devan VERY SLOWLY advanced towards the tavern from half-way around the planet

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there, don't kill me Wakeman :P... AND WHY DON'T THE STICKING OUT TONGUE SMILES WORK?!?!?!? i like those smilies :P...

[Ducky]

In the turmoil Ducky stepped up to the podium, stretching to reach the mike.

"I'd just like to give a small thank you to all the people who have proven eventful and given me strength during this time, first of all my parents, who played a big part in my existence, and my best friend, EF, foul-weather friend and getaway driver. For letting me be her cleanup-crew! And my other friend who seems to be quite nice. And the rest of them!! AS, TE, and everyone I can't remember their initials!! Anyway, I love you all, I love you, God bless you, take care!!!!!---" She was dragged off the stage by an unobserving fan.



"Whoa, whats with the alligators, she observed..



`Ducky

[Hareoic]

*whistle*

GenEX:"Exterminator, JazWeapon, get these guys off of me!"

GenEX's other selves rushed over and pulled off all of those crocs.

*WHAM!* *BAM!* *CRASH*

GenEX and co.:"*deep breath*MORE ALLIGATORS FOR ALL!!!"

While a mob rushed over after it, GenEX turned green with envy as the one who purchused(sp) Al Negator's gun was grinning from ear to ear, which is kinda hard for a rabbit.

GenEX:"Psssst... you wanna know sumthin'?"

Rabbit:"What?"

GenEX:"I'll sell you my autographs of Bucky O'Hare and crew for that gun."

Rabbit:"OHHHHHHH MY! IT'S A DEAL!"

While the rabbit walked away still grinning from ear to ear, GenEX used his psychic powers to create an exact copy of the signature.

GenEX:"Being psychic really does pay off..."

He then headed for the N64 room.

GenEX went up to Ducky.

GenEX:"Get me a large suicide of root beer and cream soda, and make it snappy."

Ducky:"Your first order is on the house"

GenEX:"Here's your tip..."

GenEX put a 4 lb. gold bar in the box that read "Sav the Dukkey Fund!"(with backwards k's)

Ducky was so grateful, he hugged GenEX.

GenEX:*smiling*"I feel so loved..."

GenEX returned to the cannibal feud opponent spot and cloned some more Bucky O'Hare enemies.

Here's the list:

Total Terror Toad(throws axes and leaps around to stomp opponent)

Komplex(a robot)

Toad Borg(another robot)

Cyborg Spider(robot and arachnid?)

GenEX:"Beaumon, I got us some more enemies for cannibal fued!"

Beaumon came in and grabbed the mike, while GenEX sat in the audience, punching holes in the wall.



Devan was still about 99999 miles away at least.

[Hareoic]

Uh oh, wait...



If we're in an alternate dimension, Devan can't reach us, but then the Tavern is still there and we cannot have unlimited drinks unless we get them from the Tavern...





GenEX:Beaumon, wait...

*grabs mike and puts it through all the speakers*

GenEX:ATTENTION EVERYBODY, IN EXACTLY 15 MINUTES, I WILL WARP EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING IN HERE BACK TO THE ORIGINAL TAVERN. BUT FIRST, LET'S HAVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR BEAUMON, WHO WILL BE HOSTING CANNIBAL FUED.*applause*

GenEXMRT:NOW THEN, AFTER WE HAVE FINISHED CANNIBAL FEUD, I WILL TELEPORT US ALL BACK TO THE TAVERN. WHICH WILL BE EXACTLY 7:35 TUBE ELECTRIC TIME. SO SET YOUR WATCHES AND MAKE USE OF YOUR 15 MINUTES.



Meanwhile, Devan was already making slow progress when:

Devan:"Grrrrr... I hate being so slow!"

*BUMP*

Devan:"What was that?"

*puts on heating jacket and snow equipment*

Devan:"You there, back her up."

The turtle backed up the ship.

Devan:"Hmmmm... what's this? It looks familiar..."

Devan:*sees a baby blanket*"............... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY BROTHER REALLY WAS UP HERE! WHY?!"

Turtle:"Sir Devan, I believe that your brother left a message on the computer."

Devan slowly walked back into the ship.

Devan:"He wrote it to tell us what why he was going up here!"

Devan commanded one of his henchmen (with a T-shirt with the word "Henchman" written on the front) to bring his frozen brother in.

Wide eyed, Devan started reading his brother's final writings:



*Shellion's Log: # 147.982

Dear Brother:



I believe that I have found a way to destroy the Jackrabbits. A glowing sphere called the Reaper's Globe has been rumored to exist here. It supposedly has the power to summon the Grim Reaper and will make him kill whoever you want him to. But there's one problem: A group of 5 rabbits have the ability to revive the dead and have extraordinary psychic powers as well as magic. I know because a gang of turtle guards were watching them fight our secret weapon. What they saw was so unexplainable that they could only say "Those 4 know magic!"

I saw it on a video camera recording (it was labeled tape 7.5832) and my eyes forced me to believe it. I cannot describe it either, the 4's power was so great. Before we settle the score with the Jackrabbits, we must eliminate these 5 so they do not revive them. This is the only possible way to do so. I must go to find it now. The label of my snowship is H5-76, so you may notice it's gone. And one other thing. The reason that there are five is because another one will soon be destined to meet with them. We must find that 5th and destroy him before they know who he is.



I promise that one way or another, I will come back.



Signed,

Shellion



Devan had tears in his eyes. A guard asked him what was wrong aside from his brother's demise.

Devan:*sniff**sob*I thought that I told him*sniff* that that snowship has frequent power failures and often heats up too much. It must've turned off the inside heating system but the ship kept getting warmer. Eventually, the ship's fuel tank exploded, and though Shellion survived the blast, he was buried under the snow and ice... My brother, you promised you'd come back alive...*sniff*"



Right afterward, Devan watched the tape. It showed the four rabbits destroying the secret weapon in one attack. It looked like they got in a square-like formation and a destructive energy shaped into a square appeared in the middle of them. Then the triangle went up, silently removing the secret weapon from the bottom-up. It was like the triangle was one big eraser.

Turtle:"Sir Devan, we have defrosted your brother. Where shall we place his carcuss?"

Suddenly, an idea popped into Devan's head.

Devan:"Don't bury him yet, keep him in the suspending tube."

Turtle:"Yes, sir."

Devan turned around and spoke to the crew.

Devan:"Now, listen up. I'm afraid that due to the fact that my brother Shellion has passed away, we will have to drop our weapons and armor off at the station. We haven't been on speaking terms with most of the rabbits, and we need to show them we cannot pose any threat. For we will have to do something we'd never had in any other case: Ask the rabbits for help."

The entire crew gasped, but immidiatly(sp?) saw that this was no time for arguing.

Devan:"Full speed to the station!"

Turtles:"YES SIR!"



Here are some questions you may be wondering:



Who are the 4 rabbits?

Why do they know magic?

How did Devan Shell come to conclusion that his only hope is to ask them for help?

Who is supposed to join them as #5?



If you know the answers, don't tell anybody yet. One of my continuations will answer these questions and many more...



The plot positively curdles...



_________________

ALL YOUR FORUM ARE BELONG TO FQUIST!!!

Tell Rocky Raccoon this:

Negative stuff equals Joe



~Emperor of the SPAMpire

[Kovu aka Alec]

spoot...

[Kovu aka Alec]

Woops, didn't see yer post there, Gen(didja just post it?) ahwell, forget all the stuff

I wrote.

[Hareoic]

Well, I kinda do like mario, and that extract from the Albucurqe(sp) was kinda funny. Maybe you can put that in the comedy cafe!



_________________

ALL YOUR FORUM ARE BELONG TO FQUIST!!!

Tell Rocky Raccoon this:

Negative stuff equals Joe

I made a few continuations in War Stories in the War Tavern, but one of them on the 11th page is the best yet. But I will continue it myself. Do not cont

[Kovu aka Alec]

This isn't good, okay okay, post gone post gone...

(and I thought the mario thing was funny...)

[Hareoic]

Just continue something at the Tavern.

[Kovu aka Alec]

*mumbles*fine

Some OTHER turtle that ISN'T Devan in a ANOTHER snowmobile trying to get to the War Tavern says.

"Hmm, it's taking to long for the sNoWmO'bIlE (tm) to get the the War Tavern, Mumbling Peon?"

"Uh huh?" Mumbling Peon mumbled.

"Activate the uLtRaAa (tm) rocket boosters!"

"Oh-kay." Mumbling peon mumbles. And the sNoWmO'bIlE (tm) with it's uLtRaAa (tm) rocket boosters flew through the sky and crashed into the War Tavern.

"It floats!" Someone said.

SomeTurtleOther Than Devan(STOTD) went hurtling into the Cannibal Fued arena, while all his soldiers died in the sNoWmO'bIlE crash, cause they didn't have there tray table up, and there seat back in the upright

position

IN ALBAQUQUE!

So anyway STOTD is in the Cannibal Fued arena when some bunny screams,

"Oh no! STOTD! We shall all die!" As he jumps off a cliff.

Suddenly, a far italian plumber with a red hat andmustache bursts through the wall,

and the airy, orchestral music that had filled the tavern from the word go changed to a series of beeps boops and buhs.

BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP BA BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP BOOP, BEEP BA BEEP, BEE BO BEE BE BEEP BA BAA BAP, BEEP BOO BEEP BUH BUH BUH!

And so the fat italian plumber with a red hat and a moustache jumps on STOTD's shell, which causes him to fly out of it, then picks

up the shell and throws it at STOTD, and jumps a impossible height to a bunch of floating coins and out the other wall.

But his music lingers!(Duh duh daa kinda but not really foreboding plot part)

"Blast, foiled again." Deva--STOTD says.

"Silly turtle, this tricks not for kids!"

Meanwhile, Gen's plot continues somewherelse so on so forth et cetera et cetera...

[Hareoic]

*applause*

Now then, somebody continue at the tavern.

[Ducky]

I'm a she. a SHE. Okay? *evil cackle*



And I'm lost, so someone else continue.





Ducky sits down and starts drawing circles on the bottom of Gen-something's feet.



`Ducky

[Hareoic]

*snatches the marker and draws a moustache on Ducky's face*

*throws away the marker*

[Ducky]

Hey! You're worse then BLACK!!! She drew a monster on my arm. She CLAIMED it was a man, but it had a horn on its head. :P



*scribbles on Genwhatsits shirt*

Nyah.

`Ducky

[Hareoic]

I don't wear a shirt





Wait...



Oooooohhhh, Ducky's spamming!

[Kovu aka Alec]

As a precautionary, Kovu bulls out a bazooka and mumbles to himself,

"If anyone tries to draw anything on me..."

[Hareoic]

Geez...

Derby, make somebody post before we spam this thread without realising it.

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

ok, i'll post... oh wait, Mobile Suit Gundam is gonna come on... so, nevermind... i'll post in 2 hrs or sumtin like that http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

SideNote: Nothing Like sitting in front of the TV watching Anime while drinking a can of Mug Rootbeer that's been in the freezer for an hour and chomping down on some CoCoa Blasts straight outta the bag http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

(i know, this might be considered spamming or off topic, but i'm gonna post a story in 2 hrs, so i figure i can get a way with it http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Hareoic]

Be sure to review everything that just happened!

(i.e. Got more guys for cannibal feud, after CF, I warp everybody back to the Tavern, THE REAL TAVERN *not the one in an alternate dimension)

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

GenEx, i always review the wartavern http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif and plus, on a side not, u can't really use weapons in Cannibal Feud http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Hareoic]

Just continue...

[Ducky]

Yarg.So I scribble on your arms and chest. HeeHee, permanent marker!!!



*gets a bottle of purple hair dye dumped on her*



Eat this man, its good for you." Beau stuffed a can of Spam into Gen's mouth and Kovu blasted Ducky as she got too close with her pen.

"Owowowww. Personal attackkkkk!!! Ban Kovu!"

She raced around the Tavern smoking, chasing Kove and some unfortunate drunk with a broken cd.

`Ducky

[Hareoic]

GenEX creates another portal and summons another one of his aliases(sp?): THE DREADED ATMA WEAPON!



GenEX and co. begin dumping trillions and trillions of trillions of rubber chickens that explode into rubber chicken goo.



GenEX:This brings a whole new definition to the name WAR Tavern.http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gifhttp://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Tha Psycho]

GenEX might be overreacting...aren't you GenEx?



Well, ncie indeed http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Hareoic]

Well, Ducky WAS a moderator and nobody, especially mods, are supposed to spam.

[Violet CLM]

Unknown Rabbit ran in with a huge ten ton marker that he couldn't possibly hold but did anyway and started drawing "Ooby Doo, I wa" before he ran out of room on everyone. Kovu instantly shot him with a bazooka that wouldn't have existed if it didn't and dunked his head in hot ice water. His tempature skyrocketed to where it had been, and he jumped in the "SAV TEH DUKKY FUND" (With backwards Ks) and shouted out "CHICKEN!" Meanwhile, Ducky lit a nearby cannon because she was partly on fire, and the cannon shot the whole Cannibal Feud arena out of the other dimensional Tavern. Unfortunaltely, some Bucky O' Hare villains were in it at the time practicing.



Kovu looked around the box, and noticed a 4 pound gold bar. Naturally, he pocketed it.



A newbie moderator (Not a real one) walked in the ceilling, and banned Kovu from eating bell bottoms because he personally attacked Ducky with a personal Bazooka. Said Bazooka, in anger, turned into gum and and stuck the newbie moderator on a wall. (His name was Joe.)



Batty Buddy brainstormed, then punched a nameless rabbit on the head for trying to eat his backpack. "Guys, I've got it! If this is a different dimension, it must be Inle' Ra!" Nobody cared, so he wrote it down. The rest of the rabbits paid no attention though, and Batty Buddy decided to go shopping for some loaves of Apples. He suceeded, resulting in a dutch pastry cook stealing them all for an experiment. It did not suceed, which is how the phrase Stolen Goods was disproved.



Suddenly, the Rubber Chickens that had been exploding for the past hour exploded all over everyone, resulting in everyone with cold feet being given a hot foot. Mister 20 toe jumped up in the air screaming bloody suicide, and ate some of his corns for substanence. Everyone in the Tavern groaned so loudly that 20 toe came down again, if only to yell at the rubber chicken goo silently.





BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ suddenly used the powers that don't be, never did be and never will be to restore the Tavern to its final resting place, err, I mean original position. A pity there were some innocent bystanders in the spot at the time, but they all had life insurance. Of course, life insurance only applies when you're alive, not quashed by a Tavern, but it sounds good anyway.



Unknown Rabbit dribbled rubber chicken goo as he showed everyone how he had played Tarzan in inner space using rafters, some of which got on BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ. Therefore, Unknown Rabbit was banned from using sink pots on dragons for the rest of the past.



NEXT!

[Hareoic]

I couldn'tve made it funnier myselfhttp://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif.

[Avalanche [Rage of Evil]]

Cool, but were am i?...well still cool http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Hareoic]

GenEX spots Kovu and sees he took his gold bar.

*takes Kovu and turns him upside down and shakes him over the box that read "Sav The Dukkey Fund"(with backwards K's) until all his money dropped in there.

Then, GenEX turned the wooden box into a titanium theft proof fund box that still read "Sav The Dukkey Fund"(with backwards K's). Satisfied, GenEX walked away, only to slip on some rubber chicken goo.

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

ARG!!!!! just cause i accidentally opened a jpg on my desktop before i posted my part, I LOST THE WHOLE PART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bah, oh well, i'll just host cannibal feud...

maybe that will make me feel better http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

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BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, being somewat drained from the warping of the tavern, decided to host canibal feud...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ turned on the mike, then with the snap of his fingers, he was in the usual gamehost outfit*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ladies and gentlebunnies, lil' wabbits and other things, i present to u...

*drumroll*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Cannibal Feud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! with ur host, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ!!!

*the crowd cheered*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and today, the opponent will be... Total Terror Toad, a.k.a. TTT!

*the crowd booed at him*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and our challenger is... Slayer, come on up! u havn't been a canibal in a while, so thus, u must play!

(perfect person for it to, considering Slayer usually acts all rugged http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif)

*The crowd cheers to the max*

*Slayer walks up onto the platform, pulling off his shirt to not get it dirty*

TTT: I'm going to rip ur kidney out with my pinky, and then squish ur eyeballs with my thumb, with one hand tied behind my back! watcha have to say to that?!?!?!

*Slayer just stood there, and then spit on TTT's foot*

TTT: Why i outta...

*TTT lunges at Slayer*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Oi! It's not starting time!

*with BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's hand, he projects a magic hold over TTT, and slams him to the ground*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ok, cannibals, get ready... 3... 2... 1...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ shoots off a green spark over the arena*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Go!!!

*TTT then jumped into the air, stomping onto slayer's stomach, smashing him to the ground*

TTT: and i thought u rabbits were fast, heh!

*this was all according to Slayer's plan*

Slayer: Nimwit, u won't see wat's coming!

*Slayer then grabs the toad's ankles, biting off his feet, free toes flying out into the audience*

Toad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*just then, the toad bit Slayer's ear*

*slayer laughed*

TTT: WAT'S SO PHUNNY, PUNK?

Slayer: u don't have teeth! http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif

TTT: Uh Oh...

*Slayer then bit open the toads stomach, blood and guts spilling everywhere*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: We havn't seen quite as good of a show like this in a while, folks! i give slayer the Gore Award, erm... make that the Blood Award!

*so slayer ensued his munching of the victim that was the toad, while most covered thier ears cause of the continued agonizing screams, until slayer finally pulled out the toad's vocal cords*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: it seems that the Toad is dead... FREE EATZ FOR ALLZ!

*all of a sudden, the audience flooded the stage, unfortunately slayer being knocked outta the way*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hey slay, catch!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ throws the blood covered gold medalion, enscribed "Blood Award"*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and that's another show of Cannibal Feud! As Rocky Raccoon used to say... This is BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, signing off!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then apparated to behind his shop counter, helping some cutstomers*

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this was much shorter than my original post, which was erased in cyberspace.

HA! i got the begining of page 12! http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Ducky]

Unknown zoomed through the air. I don't know on what, but he did. Kovu launched himself at his feet and they came crashing to the roof as Ducky blinked, and stabbed the air with her pocket protector borrowed from Gen.. who twirled the box that said 'SAV TEH DUKKY FUND' (with backward k's) and said "Enemies! Taverners! Fellow oxymorons! Lend me you-" Unknown was catapulted into the box, which was much to small for him to fit into but that didn't matter.Gen started to throw a fit, saying that Unknown interrupted him and he did NOT say to put yourSELF in the box, but if you had only listened you would have...someone passing with a cabbage swatted him briskly and volunteered him for the next act. Kovu awoke under the table, realizing it was not Unknown's legs he was clinging to but the chair's. Ducky realized that there was a post she hadn't read and quickly put a dime in the SAV TEH DUKKY FUND with backward k's box and fled.



Beau glared around. "Hey, I had a post here, no one read it or something??"

Ducky yelled over her shoulder at the angry mo<s>d</s>bs,

"Kovu spams!" And they all turned.



Whoa, that was interesting..

`DUcky

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

we need more of that, the stuff that makes completely no sense http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif (refer to my sig).

[*BlackSheep]

So everyone sat down to a warm meal cooked by the new Bar Tender *cries* Slayer with the help of never-around NightFire. It was delicious, a steak and rhuebarb pie , with turnip dumplings and boiled brussel sprouts for dessert. After that, they sat all around the fire telling ghost stories and scaring the little ones to bed. Everything was right again, or almost, and as the Taverners got sleepy, no one noticed that Kovu started to wheeze. And cough. And turn purple. Finally, Ducky got sleepy and turned to give Kovu a hug before she went to bed. As he keeled over (and\or fell over), he breathed his last words, "It was the Brussel Sprouts!"



Or something.



Well everyone was quite disturbed by this. I mean heck, just cause all Kovey every said was "Hmmmmm" doesn't mean they wanted him dead. He was an all around nice guy.

"They should have killed Velkasha!" Ducky sobbed on her husband's body.

"Can I have his boots now?" Lancie asked politely when the tears had subsided.

[Yanagi VelKasha]

"Curse you!" shouted VelKasha. "killing me does no good. I'm a ghost, silly. And besides, what would my sweetheart say?"



Everyone stared at her.



Sweetheart? Who is that?



Ducky feels rather Evil.....I see....or was it BlackSheep's fault? Why does everyone want to kill me!? Why can't I simply be who I am?



*cackles*

[Yanagi VelKasha]

"Eating that kind of food is not what I intended to do " coughed VelKasha, who had suddenly begun to start choking and wheezing, and turning purple. "what evil food, that's all i care to say st the *cough* moment. I'm not letting my sweetheart eat this kind of food *cough*, no." *cough cough cough*



My brother wants to try pygmy lawn bowling. Is that all right with you people?



shhhh....my sweetheart is the one and only ElectroPiZZa....please don't tell anyone!

Ummm...*cough cough* Okay....I basically told everyone...but if you poison him, I'm going to get really mad. *cries loudly*

[Ducky]

But suddenly there was a burst of light, and BlackSheep realized everything was quite familiar.."The median!" She shouted suddenly, startling the lot of us. Lancie babbleing in his ridiculous brit-speak tried to calm her and Velkasha tried to strangle a tree. Ducky yelped and jumped away as Beau "apparated(??)" into their cozy atmosphere. "Hey! What'd I miss?" He'd missed nothing[of interest], but Slay and Night Fire had misplaced the tabasco sauce with the highly alchoholic pepermint extract and were now clutching each others' paws and careening around the 'Tavern singing, "Hey come on!(come on) And wreck my car! Hey come on! (come...)" And so on.



Kovu stirred and woke up the color of Ducky's fur. "My HAIR!" she screeched. VelKasha now collapsed, also turning purple, and everyone except Slay and Nigh'F, who had adjourned to their kitchen during the meal to dine on cold cereal laced with chocolate icing and the tabasco sauce that wasn't. Because they didn't really trust their own cooking. They hadn't really managed to sort out Ducky's odd categorization since Slay's recent election and they sometimes put things in they didn't mean to.



`Ducky

[Yanagi VelKasha]

Bwahahaha....VelKasha, who hates purple, coughed and then turned white.

[Hareoic]

*remembers that somebody called him Gen*

RUBBER CHICKEN GOO ON YOU!!!

*BOOOOM*

The Tavern wall exploded and Devan's snowshipâ„¢ appeared.

Many rabbits armed themselves. But a white flag suddenly appeared over the ship.

GenEX:"I've been expecting you..."

Devan Shell stepped forth carrying his brother's carcuss.

Devan:"Then you know why I am here, right?"

GenEX nodded.

GenEX:*whistles*Exterminator, JazzWeapon, Atma, and BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ. Over here."

The rabbits stared in awe as the 5 formed a pentagon shape and a pentagon form of energy appeared in the center of them. A light from above came thru the roof and fell on Shellion's body.

Shellion:"..............Ungh, mmmmmmph..."

Everybody gasped.

Shellion then snapped out of unconsious state.

Shellion:*stands up*"Where am I...? HUH?"

*Readies gun*

Devan:"Shellion, NO!"

Shellion:"???"

Devan:"Although I hate to say it, the rabbits just saved your life."

Shellion:"....... Ok, Ok, We'll back off... for now. You've won the battle, but not the war. We'll be back, right Devan?"

Devan:"Right."

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, GenEx and co.:"WE'LL BE READY."

The Snowshipâ„¢ then left at a blinding speed.

GenEX:"Ummmmmmm........ PARTY!!!"

*cheers*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ and GenEX:"Whew."

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

*Batty Buddy came up behind BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ*

Batty Buddy: BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Yes?

Batty Buddy: why did u guys ressurect Devan Shell's brother, one of our many arch-enemies?

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, who was kinda foggy minded right now, just started jabbering wat he knew*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: well, Batty Buddy, see... the forces of evil and the forces of good are not currently balanced... as myself being a designated neutral, even i mostly fight on the side of good, Shellion needed to be revived to put the balance in order again, for because after Shellion and Devan go back to thier HQ, they will... HEY, why am i telling u all this?

*slaps himself on his forehead*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: STUPID! STUPID! i almost broke the laws of neutrality... get away, Batty! http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif ur evil interigation tactics won't work on me! http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Batty Buddy: Right... i think i will go get a drink...

*Batty walks off towards the bar counter*

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ slumps over to behind his counter, and pours himself a goblet of Sindarin Wine*

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ sips the goblet, feeling some of his mana return to him*

Cloaked Figure: Excuse me, sir?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: yes, how can i help u?

Cloaked Figure: I'd like to order everything on this list...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ looked at the rather long list, listing many high tech destructive devices*

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ eyed the dark cloaked figure*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: u know this is going to cost u, right?

Cloaked Figure: Yes... How about...

*the cloaked figured drops a see-through sphere on the counter, which holding in it is liquid Ultranite*(a liquid metalic substance, which is considered a very rare and valuable metal for it's ease to build with and durability)

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hmmmmmmmm.... wat else do u got to offer?

*the cloaked figured drops a LFG Dragonite Litmited edition siries blaster on the table*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: u drive a good bargain...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ sniffs the air, smelling a great stench*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: turtle... i shall sell u these supplies, but that is all... i am only a vendor, do not get me involved, and no warranty on those parts...

*the evil grin can be seen through the hood*

Cloaked Turtle: Deal...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ has his droids load all the equpment onto the hover transport waiting outside, which then the transport departs with haste*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Interesting who villans go to these days for thier stuff...

[Yanagi VelKasha]

I think I'm flying in the air.

[*BlackSheep]

What a glorious feeling.



*Black

[Hareoic]

*orders a super large size carrot cream soda*

GenEX:Who wants to play at the brand spankin new war tavern N64 game center?

(Note: The names that I call mean you cannot say you don't wanna write about it. If you don't like it, I'll drop rubber chickens on youhttp://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif).

SlaYer, Psycho, and Cobra:We do!

GenEX:*tries to make a joke*Ummmmm...I dunno if 3 people can get married at the same time...

They all looked disgusted.

GenEX:Nevermind! Now then, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, we need a host for this tourney!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ:I'll do it.

The group walked into the room with the big, shiny Nintendo logo printed above the doorway.

GenEX:A half-colloseum shaped arena so the audience may watch.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ:*points finger around them* Check.

GenEX:A 6' telivision moniter.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ:*points finger in front of them*Check.

GenEX:N64 consoles and controllers with SSB cartridge.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ:*points at TV*Check.

GenEX:Overhead status moniter and larger television so audience can see.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ:Check.

GenEXhttp://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gifecent spacing and barrier around this part of the arena.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ:Check.

GenEX:I believe we're ready!

*crowd cheers*

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I'd like BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ to continue by hosting the tourney. And note that I'll be playing as Kirby. And I'm VERY VERY VERY good at the game with him. Er, continue this pleasehttp://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif.

[Ducky]

The bored spectators got much more raucous and drunker. Several brawls broke out as they awaited Beau.

"Ooh, I want some of these-" a rabbit yanked up a handful of carrots. Ducky launched herself at him, screeching and clawing."Those are MY CARROTS!!! I RAISED THEM FROM SEEDS"

A bloody fight ensued.

The evening wore on, and out, and into night.

An enormous moon rose, and the atmosphere in the 'Tavern grew decidedly more alchoholic.

The old jukebox rattled on.

Lalaaaa.

`Ducky

[Hareoic]

*Editor's Note: what Ducky said happened did not happen because it didn't involve the actual event and it was pointless yet not even funny. Besides, I asked BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ to post next as a host. So it wouldn't be fair(no offense meant to The Duck).*

[Cobra]

Sorry, you can't reserve plots or posts here. What comes comes, and you are going to have to deal with the posts made.

[Hareoic]

Geez, I wonder how many people would actually reply to MY ******* plot twists.*sob*

[Yanagi VelKasha]

I think I just fell through the roof of the War Tavern while flying in the air. Is that all right with you folks? I didn't mean to interrupt anything....Whoever stole Ducky's carrots had better give them back....mmmm...I'm intoxicated....whoo hooo.....

[Ducky]

YOU're intoxicated. I think I better get my stomach pumped. I'm assuming rubbing acohold is poisonous? I guess I shouldn't have sanitized anything that was in my mouth.



The onlookers were brawling in the streets.

`Ducky

[Hareoic]

*wonders where the host is*



Ummmmm...

*grabs a uniform*

I'm selling Carrot Cream Soda for only 1.00 cc!

*gets lots of buyers*



B's got competitionhttp://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gifhttp://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

sorry, my best friend is over, and it's been a long time since i've seen him, since he moved to LA. anyhow, he's been taking advatage of my satelite (cable fast) modem, downloading Password: Swordfish and Castaway, and hoping to find Rush Hour 2 for download that actually IS Rush Hour 2. anyhow, now that the Simpsons is on, i think i can get on and post http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif. btw, Ducky's post DID count. now... *cracks knuckles* my awaited post http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

(Note: For all those who don't know, SSB = Super Smash Brothers (no, not Kirby's clan))

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as the barfight continued, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ figured he'd make an ever so famous, War Tavern entrance

*the tavern door flew off it's hinges, knocking Batty Buddy out cold*

*then red smoke appeared out of the entrance, putting all the drunk rabbits in a daze of awe*

Voice: Ladies and Gentleman, Lil' wabbits and... erm... other stuff! i present to u... another Edition of Jazz Sports Night!

*Everyone recognized the voice as BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: This is ur host, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ!

*the crowd cheered again, some hurling from realizing they were majorly drunk*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Today is a JSN special event, tis not a duel of the skill of the gun, but a duel of Button Mashing, Stategy, and just pretty much bashing the other person's polygons outta each other's fighters! I present to u... Super Smash Brothers Tournament!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*the crowd cheered louder*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: today, our contestants... GenEX, Cobra, and Slayer!!! of course... this is only 3 contestants, so we need a 4th...

*everyone actually raised thier hands this time*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: which means, i shall bring a new contestant... not of carrotus...

*there were still a lot of hands raised

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and not in this room...

*everyone started running outside*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: STOP IT ALREADY!!! IT'S NONE OF U!!!

e hem... anyhow, i present...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ turns on his plot whole director and throws a plot hole onto the floor*

*then a Japanese human in his late 30s, earlyer 40s, wearing a buisness suit walks out of it*

Japanese Person: *japanes Jibberish*... Where am i?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: You are in the Wartavern!

Japenese Person: Pardon?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: bah...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ pulls out a translator and puts it on the Japanese person's throat*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: you are in the wartavern!

Japenese Person: How did i get here?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: i am, erm... from the Future! also an alternate reality... anyhow...

*puts mike up to his mouth again*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: I also present the 4th contestant... Shieguru Miyomoto!!!

*the crowd is baffled*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: shame on all of u, for not knowing this great gaming Genius! He is basically Nintendo's best Game Designer! He is the Idea Man of Nintendo, the creator of Zelda and director of many other Nintendo Games!

(Real Life Note: This dude is like, my role model, heh. He is the reason why i wanted to pursue a career somewhere in the gaming industry since i was 4. If ANYONE disses him, i shall litterally cut ur throat, then use the vocal cords for guitar strings!)

*the crowd then cheers, now knowing who this person was*

Shieguru Miyamoto: Wait... i am in the Future? and Nintendo still lives?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: of course it does, and ur going to be playing Super Smash Brother against our home competitors!

SM: really? WoW! wat year is this?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: erm... well... it's hard to say according to the Ancient human calendar... so i cannot say, currently...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: anyhow, here is ur seat... ur controller...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: one this is missing those... ah, yes... these monitors are outdated...

GenEX: wat?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: yes, let me replace them with my more favorite ones...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ goes behind the tavern bar, and presses a red button under the counter*

*Auto Turrets started popping out*

Auto Turret Computer: Life forms detected, iniitating attack in 5...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: oops, wrong button!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ presses the red button again, and then presses the blue button, which causes the Halo Table to pop out of the floor, and hovering Halo Discs, with minature halos on them, hovering around the area*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Now... Everybunny, the moment u've been waiting for... Super Smash Brothers Tournament!

*the game popped up, completly 3D*

*Everyone started picking thier characters*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and now thier picking thier characters... it seems GenEX has picked Ness, Slayer has picked Captain Falco, Cobra has picked Samus, and Shieguru Miyamoto has picked Link, in his Silver Suit, my personal favorite!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Now to start the game... we shall play on Hyrule Castle, because of our special guest.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ready.... set... START!

*the mode was picked, regular hit points, 15 lives, weapons including: Light Sabers, Bo-Bombs, Prox. Mines, Lasers, and various other weapons that were preferred*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: it seems to be a very tough battle, while GenEX seems to be very skilled in the ways of SSB, Slayer and Cobra seem a little rusty... Shieguru Miyamoto seems to be playing well also...

*the game continued, now With GenEX with 11 lives, Slayer with 7 lives, Cobra with 8 lives, and SM(Shieguru Miyamoto) with 11 lives*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: this is a very competative game, i might add... GenEX, being an Extraodinary player, and SM winning also, probably from just working at Nintendo, having enough time to test the games, is creating quite a fury... Genex, launching my PK Thunder and PK Fire attacks at Cobra, SM using Spin Sword and the Drop Sword attack much, inflicting much damage. While Cobra using mainly the Summersault bomb attack and Blaster Charge, and Slayer, using mainly the Falco Punch and Falco Kick attack.

*The Game Continued even longer, now closing to almost an end, GenEX with 4 lives, Slayer and Cobra on thier last lives, and SM with 4 lives also*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: It seems this match shall come to a close soon, folks... Uh Oh, it seems than SM and GenEX are ganging up on Cobra

*Cobra, button mashing like crazy, has suddenly was hit across the other side of the arena by GenEX, using his PK Thunder Smash Attack, but then slammed out of the ring by SM, using his Spinning Sword attack*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and there goes Cobra, now officially out of the Tournament! Only Slayer, SM, and GenEX left now!

*at that second, SM did a Drop Sword Attack on Slayer, and then before Slayer flew outta the ring, GenEX hit him with PK thunder, basically Stealing the kill*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and that's it for Slayer, now gone outta the game, only leaving GenEX and SM!

*after a while, they were only left, only 1 life each*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: This is it, folks... the final showdown... just 1 life for each of them... who will win this extaordinary battle?

*after much weakening of eachother, they both knocked eachother out to fall for thier deaths on the same side... it looked as if it was going to be a tie...*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: a tie... it can't possibly.. but wait!

*SM then, as a last ditch attempt, did a drop sword attempt, plummeting faster down the pit*

*GenEX Laughed*

*then, SM made a direct hit on top of GenEX's head, causing him to bounce slightly up, and GenEX plummeting into the pit first, SM being declared the winner*

*GenEX frowned*

GenEX: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.... NO MORE PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE TAVERN, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ!!!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: *cough* erm... we'll see... anyhow... Shieguru Miyamoto IS THE WINNER!!!

*the whole tavern cheered*

*after the tournament was done and over, Shieguru Miyamoto talked with the taverners for a little while, and then realized he was late for an E3 conference, and BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ let him be transported back to the planet earth he knew*

*then, the tavern resumed it's usual status, loud voices jabbering abot the local news, telling Tall Tales, and various other things that we don't mention so we don't sound insane http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif*

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bah, next post?

[Cobra]

Cobra looked at her controllers. Since when did the game controllers have little red eyes and squirming tentacles?



"DIE!" she shouted as she dropped the writhing creature. Mutant cockroach? Octopus? Alien?

Making a mental note to never again play a game she'd never played before, she staggered up to the bar. "Loganberry wine, please!"

Tapping her foot a few, irratated times, she saw that she was on the wrong side of the bar. Hopping over, she proceeded to 'accidently' knock Beauman over.

"Tee hee, sorry dude!" she said, mocking a valley girl as much as possible.

Leaping onto a table, she threw her arms up and proclaimed "SPORKS FOR ALL!"

Well, normally when a girl with really weird hair, weird makeup, and wearing all black (comeplete with fingerless gloves and a cloak) hops onto a table, people stare. But when the psyco hollers something like "sporks for all", people can't help but stare.

Ducky, being the good Bartenderess taht she is, proceeded to pull the table out from under her.

"None of that!" Ducky said, whacking her over the head with her nifty staff.

Cobra proceeded to go off and sulk inthe corner.

[Hareoic]

GenEXMRT was fed up with everybody killing themselves just so a stupid game would finish(or at least start).

GenEX:The event is cancelled.

All the rabbits cheered and ran over GenEX.



Sobbing, he went to a closet-like place in the Tavern, put up a sign and closed the door.



The sign read:



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Need a pick-me-up, somebody help cheer me up.

I feel so angry at this Tavern that I feel

like destroying the Tavern and all the heart-

less rabbits with it. Unless I make a friend

here soon, I may do something horrible, so

please have pity and be my friend or do some-

thing nice for me. It's not right to let

another rabbit miss out on all the fun, but

if I don't have any friends here, then what

good will being there do when they treat you

like you don't exist. This is not a joke, I

need a friend here soon. I'm very lonely...



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*note: I really am friend-less here, so the sign isn't just for the story*

[Hareoic]

*puts up another sign*

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DO NOT LEAVE THIS STORY UNCONTINUED LIKE THIS

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[Cobra]

Patience.

[Hareoic]

*has none*

[Kovu aka Alec]

Kovu aimlessly wanders through the immense throng of Taverners. It's been, what, three days, since all this rot started and he's rather tired, so, since he can't leave(due to the fact that ANTI-TUBBS came again when no one was looking and covered the Tavern in bricks again) he finds the closet and falls in.

"Ow!" Someone shouts.

"Hey, this is a one rabbit closet!" Kovu snapps.

"I was here first!" It's apparently Gen.

Kovu sticks his head out tha' door and reads the sign.

"Aww, yousa lonely? I've got just the thing."

Kovu signals Beauman and he uses his ultra spiffy amount of technology and turns part of the Tavern into the Jerry Springer show...

"Today," Beauman hostifies, as people take seats,

"We have a lonely person who uh...found his way inside the tavern and want's to join in the fun or something like that, anyone with a similair problem?"

Tanpopo, Sakura, Tubbs, Timothy, Velkasha, that general person, raises there hand.

"I do!"

"Well c'mon down!"



As the show continues on(someone continue it, or not, whatever)Kovu creeps behind into the SSB thingy and steals(hah, what else would he be doing?) the nintendo and the game and the controllers and the mini-tv for

good measure.

Shigeru Miyamoto walks up,

"Hey, whatever yer name is, you've got something in you're back (he's ofcourse, referring to the hump caused by the nintendo crap)

"Huh? Wha? No, no."

"But it's right there," Shigeru Mitamoto reaches to feel it, prehaps suspecting something, prehaps not(hey, using parentheses is fun!)

"Ah, no, no, better not,, uh, contagious, y'know..."

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Lol, but serious Gen(in refrence to the sign thingy, wee, I love parens) if you just post like everyone else and not try to take over the story(meaning, if someone posts something contradictory, you just have to go with it, more paren action)

and that should work.

[Hareoic]

Ok...



BUT PUT THE NINTENDO STUFF I PUT HERE BACK IN THE NINTENDO ROOM!



*wants to be in cannibal feud*

[Hareoic]

And Nintendo stuff is NOT crap!

I could lecture you about the HISTORY of it, which is VERY long, but I won't do that here...

[Tha Psycho]

Darkness began to rise upon Psycho and his existance continued in Rage of Evil. The guy himself understood he was called by his own mind. The inner struggle began to rise when suddenly the dark room was filled with mirrors. He began to look around, finding the mirror reflecting his true face. He heard feet coming upon him and he quickly looked around him. A wraith walked towards him and grabbed a knife. He held it high and Psycho backed off, avoiding the knife's way to him. The fight begun...

[GuMmYBeAr!]

Tyffiez walks into the war tavern quietly, caring not to disturb anyone. She walks to some seat far away from the others, sits onto it, puts her gun on the bar and waits till somethin happens? yah. hehe... (dont ask ;p)

[Ducky]

Ducky sniffled at Cobra. I am NOT the Bartendigeress, " she stated, messed up her words."I believe if you want a drink he's the one to ask," she pointed at Cobra's Ex. Cobra stomped on the edge of her six-inch heels and toppled over. From the floor, tangled in her cloak, she hollered,"He cheated me out of my widescreen tv! I speak not to such doers of evil!" She carried on in this manner for a few more minutes and then stretched a fingerless-glove garbed paw up and snatched someone's drink off the table.

Slay tried to break up the raging battle which now involved more then the original contenders(who did not exist), and every now and then a paw of The Psycho's would stick out of the roiling mass of fur and clamp onto another rabbit's ear or nose.

Kiki, extremely drunk on the Loganberry wine that had been placed for Cobra by unseen hands on the counter(undoubtedly NF's), now proceeded to launch herself over the tables by the rickety chendeliers, and Ducky, because of her past attachmant to them started clobbering her with Cobra's Metallic fuschia rod of administration.

Tyffay idley scratched her nose and rubbed at something attached to her fingernail. A small timid bunny waitress approached and handed her a martini.

Ducky puttered behind the bar until Slay spotted her and started on into a tirade.



All was chaos..



`Ducky

[Hareoic]

GenEX then sees that he can do something now. He puts up his barrier and joins the brawling. In 2 minutes, he was the only rabbit still up on its feet.

[Hareoic]

GenEX then sees that he can do something now. He puts up his barrier and joins the brawling. In 2 minutes, he was the only rabbit still up on its feet.

[Hareoic]

GenEX then sees that he can do something now. He puts up his barrier and joins the brawling. In 2 minutes, he was the only rabbit still up on its feet.



And no they weren't dead.

[Avalanche [Rage of Evil]]

Avalanche closes his eyes and places himself in Psycho's world of trance. Telepathic connected they see eachother in the world. Avalanche sees the wraith and walks to him. He gives the wraith an uppercut and the wraith lies high in the air. He keeps floating and returns to the ground. Like nothing happened he grabs his knife again and runs to Avalanche. Psycho tackles him and grabs his knife. In one crazy twist he puts the knife in the wraith's back. The wraith falls down and crawls up. He pulls the knife out of his back and looks at it. He licks the blood from the cold steel and it looks like he found pleasure in it. He grabs another knife and walks to the two. 'You can't defeat the inner aggression. I am you, Psycho. I am you, Avalanche. I am all, i am victorious. As long as you keep fighting me, as long as you fight yourself. Every move is worthless and now i've got to say goodbye. One slash with my knife...' The wraith held his knife high and tried to stab Psycho and Avalanche quickly. They undermined his attack and turned around. The gfight had found its balance again. PSycho and Avalanche face to face with the wraith. A person which could change their lives. For always.

[Violet CLM]

Then a brick fell on GenEXMRT and he keeled over onto the pile of other bodies. ANTI-TUBBS used his super huge magnet to pick up the tavern as it was rather attached to the impossibly metal bricks and then dumped it in the river. If Tubbs had been in there, whoever he was, that should have finished him. Pity about all the innocent creatures in there, though.

[Tha Psycho]

Into trance they were. Both Psycho as Avalanche knew the danger they were facing, but how can you find a medicine for a disease that doesn't exist. They realised all the hurt they caused eventually went to them. When they thought they were killing the wraith, they were killing their own darkside. A side you need, because you have to stand up for yourself sometimes. Psycho wandered between always and never. Between above and beyond. Fighting a demon that was inside his head. The sweat came down his face and he looked at Avalanche. Due these circumstances Avlanche still looked like he was cold as ice, unbreakable and unmoveable. Avlanche was looking the same way to Psycho, tried to keep himself strong, while some paranoid feelings were eating him from within. The wraith walked away from the two and faced a mirror. Then something strange happened. Everwhere Psycho and Avalanche looked, they saw the wraith. Then they saw the image fade and appearings of their friends. 'These will all die if you try to kill me. These are the sacrafices you can make to get yourself together. Make the choice or die of ignorance.' Psycho and Avlanche looked into all those mirrors. 'What about you get the heck out of this place and never show your face again. You don't even have a real purpose of being here, only causing trouble to us. Only terror.', Avlaanche said with a cold face. He walked to the wraith and took off his knife. Psycho did the same the same thing and together they fronted the wraith. 'One thing about life i ahte, is how things can change in a sudden moment. What about you, you idiotly dressed monkeyguy? What about you?', Psycho sarcastically grinned. The wraith took his cap off and showed his face. One half Psycho's face and the other half Avalanche's face. He held his hand shigh and tried to create a fireball. 'Or we all die or just you two', he said. 'You can't win, guys. YOU JUST DON'T HAVE THE GUTS!!!', he yelled. Psycho and Avalanche threw there knives with great power. The knifes flew through the air and clashed through the wraith hart cross-wise. 'one thing i hate about wraith's...', Psycho said. '...Is that they just ain't got that something special.' They bowed over their trophee and looked at the wraith's face disappearing. Avlanche and Psycho shaked hands. Everything slowly became back to normal and Avalanche and Psycho found themselves back home. They opened their eyes and the first thing they saw was eachother. The first thing they heard was a bullet flashing in front of them. The enxt thing was a window breaking and glass splintering through the room. The stood up from their chairs and ducked under the table. 'Never rest? Is there a god? Why me?', Avalanche said. 'Just luck!', Psycho remarked and both they waited down the table. The shots ended.

[GuMmYBeAr!]

Tyffay idley scratched her nose and rubbed at something attached to her fingernail. A small timid bunny waitress approached and handed her a martini.

Ducky puttered behind the bar until Slay spotted her and started on into a tirade.



Tyffie looked at the waitress and nodded "Thank you." She slowly turned her head towards the action going on there and shook her head with a sigh. She laid her elbows on the bar and stared down at her reflect into the martini as a tear slowly rolled down her cheek, to fall down into the light liquid. Tyffie grabbed the martini and took a few sips out of it. She quickly put it back on the bar and made a sign to the waitress. "Pardon me... How much do I owe you?"





(W00. ;p gotta hate tryin to type well!! ehe anywayz... . .. lack of imagination here. BRING ME SUM!! tehe)

[Hareoic]

GenEXMRT:*still slightly dazed* You wanna know whose bones these are? They're yur bones! My bones! Bones bones! Bone bone bone bone bone bone bone!*snaps out of it*Urg, ENOUGH OF THIS DARNED FIGHTING NOW!!!

A silent thin barrier almost invisible slowly expands around GenEX and every rabbit touched by it fell asleep.

GenEX:I prefer these nonviolent solutions.

Even that Wraith guy was out cold.

GenEX walked over to the box that read "SAV THE DUKKEY FUND!"(with backwards Ks) and deposits huge amounts of gold bars. Then he seals it so it couldn't be robbed.

GenEX:To saving The Duck's fundhttp://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif!

Then GenEX walked over to the stage that just happened to exist and decided to try balancing on one finger(or something else, maybe)for as long as possible. He did it for a considerable time, btw.

After recieving no applause, he kept on going. Somehow, one way or another, he was going to get at least one friend here, and he didn't care what kind of friend it would be.

GenEX:Hmmmmm... mmmhmmmmm... okay.......... YEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!

GenEX had an arrow sticking out of the back of his head. Ducky, who was brave enough to take a look, found that the arrow immidiatly vanished, and no blood was found on his scalp. Before it vanished, she noticed that the arrow had a rather familiar shape to it...

GenEX:*gets up on his feet very quickly* I love youhttp://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif...

Ducky knew that she was in for a LOOOOOOOONG day. And she a bone to pick with Cupid.



Now howabout THAT for a plot change!http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

ok, GenEx, u feel friendless? eh heh heh... ok, u feel, discluded from the phun, right? i kinda used to be like u, always trying to control the story (that's when Addie and Bluez almost hated my guts :P), but see... basically "fitting in" to all the people's normal plots takes time, because, well... ur character is moderately developed, but not to the extent of being Highly Developed, where everyone knows exactly how to use ur character. I like to use characters that i know well, so that i won't make any stupid "Out of Character" mistakes, cause this is basically like Roleplaying http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif. See, sooner or later, tho, u will reach a point when everyone can use ur character without feeling uncomrfortable using it (well, at least this applies to me, cause i kinda try to be careful when using other characters). Anyhow, the point is, is the reason i don't use ur character most of the time, is not cause i don't like u or sumtin, it's just i feel uncomfortable using ur character which i'm not exactly sure how i'd apply it in a certain post. that's my opinion on the whole matter... i might as well post and stop ranting http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

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The many wabbits woke up after sleeping. but then, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ saw all the fighting going on again, after they woke up from unconciousness.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: HEY! STOP IT! UR RUINING THE JERRY SPRINGER SET!

*they all just kept fighting, paying no heed to BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's words*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ:AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGG... fine... u asked for it... the most mindshattering weapon i have in my arsenal...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ goes behind his counter, and puts his hand through a halographic image that just looked like part of the table, then, entering the many passwords in the vault, he pulled out a purple spere, and wat looked like tablets that'd make u go temporarilly deaf*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: THIS IS UR LAST CHANCE TO STOP!!! DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS!!!

*they again did not heed BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's word, forcing BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ to do the unexpected*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: fine... then so be it...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ swalloed the instant tablets, causing himself to be deaf for 10 mins.*

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then pressed a hidden button on the purple orb, and threw it into the fight*

*suddenly, blood curtling screams could be heard the were fighting taverners, screaming for the sound to stop. Most of thier ears were bleeding, and driving them somewat insane... for the sound was... The Barney Song... the horror... the agony... the PAIN!*

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, who was behind the counter, stood up, and saw everyone, basically disabled, ran over, picked up the purple orb, and turned it off*

*everyone seemed to be unconcious for the time being, so BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ took the time to lock away the devastating weapon, and restock the pills in there, which, by then, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's pills wore off*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hmmmmmmm... now wat to do... ah... i know... i'll drench them with some beer, tell them that... erm... that the MIB came in and knocked them out with thier flashie thingies!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then pull out the ULTRA EXTRA SUPER LARGE QUENCHER KEG from the ever too small bar, and tipped it over, flooding tavern pretty much*

*then, everybunny woke up, feeling drowzy*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: whoa... good thing u guys woke up! man... those MIB guys just walked in with thier flashie thingies and u guys were out cold!

*some of the rabbits accepted this theory, but most didn't*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: wat? really!

*then many bunnies started closing in on BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ*

Ducky: U know wat... ur a really bad liar, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ...

GenEX: ya... flashies don't make our ears bleed... and to that, i seem to remember the torment of watever it was u used on us...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: erm... wat can i say... it was a bar fight... i had to end it... http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

*GenEX then lunged, his fist glowing with some type of aura at BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, but BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ pulled out a plot hole just in time, and jumped into it, sealing it behind him*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: phew... lets see... where am i?

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ notices a 4 streets, some things that look like warps, a door, a ship, and a rather odd "old chap"*

Old Chap: why ur at the end of time, of course! but... how did u get here?

(ya, i know, copyright infringement here, teehee!)

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: i kinda warped here through wat is called a plot hole... i think i will be leaving now...

Old Chap: ok, goodbye then!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ jumps into another plot hole he threw out*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hmmmmmmm... where am i now?

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then noticed a big green crystal hit him*

Bald Person: wat? who are u!?!?!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: erm... wait, aren't u Lex Luthor?

*it certainly was, and Superman was behind him ,which it seems a chunk of Kryptonite hit him*

SuperMan: Hurry! get rid of the Kryponite!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ stuffed it in his pocket*

Lex Luthor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MY PLOT OF DESTROYING SUPERMAN IS FOILED!!!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: erm... i think i'll let u two duke it out... bye...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then jumped through another plot hole, landing in a new place*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ok... where am i now?

Fat Chubby Person in Overalls: Why, itsa me, Mario! and ur in...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: nope, wrong place...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ jumps through another plot hole, warping back to the tavern, where everyone was closing in on him*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Ack!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then jumped though again, now warping to a place, with millions upon millions of plot holes, and a white glowing being in the center*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: eh... who are u?

Deep Echoing Voice: I am... The PlotMaster, Keeper of the Plot Holes!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: whoa... really? wow! i always wondered why these worked like they did... So... like... wat do u exactly do?

Plot Master: well... really i just sit around drinking this Goblet of Infinate Root Beer, and just sit back... i sometimes can telepathically recieve some good tv and radio channels... that's about it...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: So... may i have a plot?

*the Plot Master Sipped his ever so great rootbeer*

Plot Master: A plot shall be revealed in time... u will know when it arrives... now begone!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then was transported to back to the tavern, except he remembered to put on his DT's Cloak of invisibility*

Some Rabbit Voices:

Where did he go?

who knows, that rabbit has always been an old kook anyhow!

bah... oh well, back to drinking i guess.

*the taverners got back to drinking, while BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ slipped into the back of his shop, chugging down some root beer*



Ducky could be seen running away from GenEX, untill finally she was backed into one of the many corners of the tavern

GenEX: come on, give a sloppy one to ol' GenEX, we can save duckies together!

*GenEX then puckered up, while Ducky pulled out her moderator cane and smacked GenEX as hard as she could*

Ducky: stay away from me!... if i ever get my paws on that cupid...

*GenEX got up*

GenEX: WoW! wat a kisser!!!

*GenEX kept chasing Ducky madly, for it seems Cupid used a rather VERY POTENT cupid arrow*

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ok... a rather pointless post, but... POST ON! http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

(Note: had to make editations because GenEX posted b4 me http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif)

[Hareoic]

Now this is REALLY thickening.

[Hareoic]

And btw, I'm not THAT sick.

[Kovu aka Alec]

"Waa! I wanna plot NOW!" Somebunny shouted.

Meanwhile, whilst GEX(Gen and EX, get it? Fine, I'll stop) chased after Ducky, Kovu heard the commotion and rose from the crowd

of unconcious rabbit peoples, angry.

"Uhoh, I think yer raised his ire." Somebunny with a irish accent said.

And then, encompassed in yellow energy, and making strange grunting noises, Kovu began to transform into Super Sai-Rabbit Hubbie!

"What's up with him?" GenEX asked.

"ARGRHGRH!"

"I dunno, he does strange stuff all the time, Beauman interjected

"ARrGHGRHGRH!"

"*yawn* this could take a while, break out the popcorn, guys." Ducky commented.

"ARRGHGHRGGHGHR!"

*about two hours pass, whilst invariable other hi-jinks go on as Kovu continues to grunt and things*

"AHH! FINALLY I AM," Makes funky poses, "Super Saiy-erm, Rabbit HUBBIE! DIE EVIL GENEX, AND YOUR CARTOONY HEART SHAPEd ARROWS TOO!" Super Saiy-erm, Rabbit Hubbie Kove charged at him in his strange orb of energy, and GenEX sidestepped, causing Kovu to crash through the side of the tavern and

the water from the river which they sunk in(that happened a few posts back) began pouring in.

[Hareoic]

Amd NOW, we're back where we started: nowhere but havoc

[Kovu aka Alec]

Is that a good thing?

[Yanagi VelKasha]

I thought this was supposed ta be chaotic.

[Tha Psycho]

Psycho and Avalanche went to the other side of the room, encountering the door. Their rabbit tails were shaking, but they could keep it under control. The shots had ended, but new danger was close and not knowing the consequences could be something that encouraged the situation to be more difficult to handle. Psycho stood up, grabbed the gun laying next to the door. He pointed it to the door and Avalanche opened it. No-one was there and everything looked like it was just a bad dream. Illusions, hallucinations or deliriums. Considering they could still be in trance, they wandered around their house. Nothing was there and they went back inside. A knock on the door interrupted their chance to ha a good night sleep. They opened the door and saw a portal. 'Acme sends its things very quickl, but this i didn't order', Psycho hasty said. Avalanche looked at it and the portal seemed to have some shades in it. The shades took form and they saw their friends in it. Ducky, Beauman, Slayer, GenEx, Tyffie, Kove, Rumbo, FQuist and all the others. A serious dillemma overwhelmed them. Should they go inside or protect them from the outside. The brain raveling raged on and there they stood, again awaiting new danger. Again awaiting new problems to solve and new fears to conquer.

[Hareoic]

GenEXMRT:: Hey look, babe(note that this is part of the plot)! I'm balancing one finger on a coconut!



Ducky rolled her eyes and said, "So?"



GenEX decided to lift up something heavy. He picked up the box that read "SAV THE DUKKEY FUND"(with backwards Ks).

GenEX:This box is made of titanium, is a perfect square that is 4' on every side, and I filled it up with gold bars, which weigh a lot. I'll juggle it by duplicating it 5 times so there are 6 boxes.

GenEX then started to juggle the boxes with ease.

When finished, he eliminated the box clones, and bowed.

[Kovu aka Alec]

Uh, guys? Hello?! There is WATER pouring into the tavern, maybe we should DO something about it before we all drown!

[GuMmYBeAr!]

Tyffie laid her head on the bar and started crying histerically, hitting the bar with her fist and kicking it with her foot. Then, she shouted out loud "I LOST SHIBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" and restarted crying loudly.

[Hareoic]

GenEX: And now, for my next feat, I will send the rushing water right back where it came from, sealing it up.

GenEX put his paw in front of his face and when the water made contact, it went backwards and right back into the lake. GenEX sealed the lake up and returned to pleasing The Duck by playing various instruments at once while still making a good song(and it was his first time too).

[Yanagi VelKasha]

i think this isn't chaotic enough =p



heehee...well....I think I just got drunk or sumthin....and my brother Tubbsy Boy wants to hang out with tha girls....i think i saw a light...

[Hareoic]

Not chaotic enough?

Let's see YOU make it more chaotic.

[Hareoic]

Not chaotic enough?

Let's see YOU make it more chaotic.

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

well, because of much bugging by a certain person i won't name *cough* GenEx *cough* *cough*, i guess i shall post right now...

but remember... the certain person i was speaking of is like a Klingon! he just Klings on to ya, tellin' ya to post! *cough*.... anyhow... i guess i'll post now, against my own will...

*mutters sumtin like no wonder GenEX is friendless* http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

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*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, seeing all of the chaos going on, decided to host another cannibal feud*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Ladies and Gentlebunnies, Lil' wabbits and other stuff... i present to u...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ cues for the DJ to start playing the theme music*

(if i could get the friggen mod maker thingie to work, i'd track it, cause i got an idea of how it would sound...)

*the crowd stopped everything they were doing and started cheering*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: CANNIBAL FEUD!!!

*many people gathered around the arena*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and today, our victim shall be...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ pulls a rabbit outta the audience, then unzipping it's costume, to reveal a turtle*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: This TURTLE! wat's ur name, son?

Turtle: Erm... er... Willy Swampton...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: well, Willy, welcome to cannibal feud!

Willy: i thought cannibals were people who ate thier own kind...

*the audience then stopped cheering, baffled by theses new words*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: erm... *smacks the turtle pn the back of the head, knocking him out* oops, sorry... well, y'know how turtles are, right? now who wants to be a contestant?!?!?!

*the crowd started cheering, but BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ noticed some wabbit jumping up and down on some wabbits heads, holding up his hand*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: oi! u! the phunny looking wabbit! come on down!

*the wabbit comes on down, and another wabbit from the CF staff hands him a cue card*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: welcome, GenEX, to CANNIBAL FEUD!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then starts reading the cue card, written in very bad hand writing*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: erm, according to this Cue card here, ur supposodly strong, quick, smart, brave, confident, courageous, zealous, and... erm... did u write this?

GenEX: heh... Yes http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: it also says ur single, u like quiet walks on the beach, Donating to charities, eating Bon Bons, and that ur in love with a girl named Ducky...

*GenEX grabbed the mike from BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's hand*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: HEY!

GenEX: i'd like to donate this fight to my one true love, Ducky!!! Ducky, i shall always forever love u... so... i wrote this poem!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ takes the mike away from GenEX*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: *cough* Right... so anyhow! LETS GET THIS GAME STARTED!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ apparates to his podium*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: on ur mark... get set... go!

*GenEX rushed at the Turtle, while the now just awakening turtle scampered away*

Turtle: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

GenEX: come here...

*GenEX then jumps into the air, then stomps on top of the Turtle*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: wait a second folks, it could be...

*GenEX the stands the turtle up, and then uppercuts him*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: YES! IT IS! GenEX is using OLD SKOOL!!!

*the crowd cheers*

*GenEX then faced the audience, bowing and holding up his hands, and then blowing kisses to Ducky, as the turtle plummeted to the ground behind him*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: it looks like GenEX may have won...

*then ,the turtle got up, and threw his rather cumbersome shell at GenEX's back, knocking GenEX into the audience*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: oh... that had to hurt...

*GenEX got up back on the arena, and with one large bit, ate the whole turtles whole*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: well... there goes the turtle... no leftovers for the audience though http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

*the audience was kind off sadenend by this news, but accepted it and cheered anyway*

*GenEX jumped off the arena platform, going to Ducky*

GenEX: Shall u take me, my sweet?

Ducky: eww... no way...

*ducky runs away*

*GenEX started to get a tear in his eye*

*then, again, GenEX started chasing Ducky, and the wackiness of the tavern resumed*

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GenEX, don't bug me like that again! http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Hareoic]

Bug bug bug bug bug...

[Hareoic]

I guess I'll post it.



GenEX:"And now, Duck, be amazed, as I do a very dangerous feat to only come out of it unscathed! Watch me, and don't go anywhere.http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

GenEX reached into a pocket that he had somewhere and pulled out a small box. He set it on the floor, and it started to expand to a larger size. He seated himself on a platform and pulled a lever and it zoomed WAY WAY WAY up high, through the Tavern's roof.

GenEX:*grabbing a megaphone*Now don't go anywhere, I'll be with ya in a minute.

Ducky looked disgusted.

GenEX then dove headfirst off the board.

GenEX:*still holding megaphone*Now then, I'm not going to dive into a tank of water, nor bucket, nor glass, nor even droplet! I will simply dive right down thru the roof!

And he fell, fell, fell...

*crash*

He fell thru the roof!

*crash!*

He fell thru the wooden floor!

*SMASH!!!*

He hit his head on the hard pavement below!

GenEX:*mumbling unconsiuosly*And that, my friend, prove that mods are evil...

GenEX then snapped out of it.

GenEX:Owwwwww... my head hurts... what happened? Did I just jump thru the roof?

Ducky: Yes you did, you dope.

GenEX:Er... why did I do that? I'll be up with ya in a second, guys.

*runs up stairs*

GenEX:I'm back!

Ducky: Goody, now I'm gonna be running like the Carrotanapolis 500.

GenEX:Say WHAT? I don't recall seeing you do anything since I fell off that coconut I was balancing on.

Batty:Oh yeah, he's normal*hic*.

Ducky:FINALLY! AS IF I WANTED TO BE CHASED BY DOME LOVESICK MANIAC FOREVER! I GOTTA SAY, HE'S ABSO- YYYYYYEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Ducky jumped up in the air and made another hole. GenEX jumped thru to see what happened.

GenEX:An arrow? With a heart shape? Wha- uh oh, this is bad...

Ducky:*springs up*Hello, babe.

GenEX:HELP ME!!!

GenEX bolted up the stairs, Ducky following him like a shadow.



The tables have turned. And one of the tables conked Ducky's cranium too hard.

[Hareoic]

C'mon, c'mon...

continue...

[Violet CLM]

Wonderful, Gen. You do realize the Tavern has water above it, right?