Uuummm....War Stories Might Be Back? - by various people

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

yes, but in the tavern, plots run wild http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

Ya know... this is almost reminding me of when we used to do this stuff to Bluez and Admael, teehee! http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Ducky]

Ducky swished around. "That was my FAVORITE table!!!! My cherry table with the expensive finish! The one Blackie and Kove and Kiki and everyone was murdered at a long time ago! The one all those great games of Mafia and strip poker and Spoon were played at! The one I had ordered specially when I first came so I could be a regular!!" So this was a true calamity. There was now a dent in the table. She's hired someone to take the bloodstains off, but a dent...anyway, back to the story.



Um.



Kinda lost my train of thought there. Whats supposed to be happening? Oh.

Ducky chased Gen who ran frantically out the door. "No! Thats the worng WAY! We're going over THERE to get tatoos! Black did a long time ago, or tried to, but hey WAIT! If you don't want THAT, we could get our lips peirced!!!"

Beau peered around the door to find Psycho moistening his feathery arrows from a bottle marked "#9". "YOU!" He yelled. Psycho looked up. "Me?" he said mildly. In the unsueing scuffle the bottle tipped, the ink-resembling liquid sloshed around the Tavern. "Oh whoa, wait, mmmff, STOP!!" Beau paused in mid-swing, and Psycho scrambled to recork the bottle, but already strange looks were beginning to transform the usually expressionless features of the bunnies. Cobra and Slay seemed to be having second thoughts about their divorce, and BlackSheep and Rumbo seemed to be noticing each other for the first time.

Outside, near the body piercing shop, a scruffy looking lady peered out at Gen and Ducky who were in a battle over the tattoos. "Hey, we close in five minutes, honey, so ya better come on in." "SEE?!" Ducky bounded into the shop energetically, dragging Gen behind her.

Kovu peered around at the people in the Tavern and shrugged, looked at Kiku. "Wanna dance?" Good thing Pizzie never came to the Tavern. FreeLance and some girl bunny with crimped hair were hovering by the jukebox, and Beau discoed alone, seeing as most everyone had been taken. Lagune noticed Tyffie at this point. "Tyf!" He seized her paws and yanked her out of the State of Depression she was wallowing in.



Meanwhile some very deep waters were flowing around outside the Tavern. It because dislodged from it's foundation, and as the tattoo people were about to peirce the bouncing Ducky's skin it floated by. "Gen! She yelped. "My Tav! Here, get in the umbrella!" The noisy dancing tavern swirled away on the current and Ducky flung some coins at the lady in the shop and rushed out the door with Gen, and shoved him into her transparent umbrella with green frogs embossed on it. They careened wildy down the hill after the Tavern.



I'm stuck in an umbrelly with HIM??



Um..we need a new plot, desperately.

`Ducks

[Hareoic]

I was tormented by myself, so you should too.

[Ducky]

Just write something.

`Duckt

[Hareoic]

Okay, "Duckt"http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif.



Ducky: I'd never have thought that I would be so lucky to be with you... alone...

GenEX:Uhhhh... that's great... now if you didn't notice, we're probably going to drown if this flooding doesn't stop. So I think you should let me think of something to do to SAVE OUR LIVES!

Ducky: Oh, how thoughtful, you're concerned about me too?

GenEX:..... Just... let me do this first.

GenEX held out his arms and chanted something.

GenEX:........ HEY!

Ducky: You don't need to say anything, I know a hug when I see one, sweety.

GenEX:I WAS TRYING TO SUMMON MY POWERS TO STOP THIS FLOOD!

Ducky: Okie, honey, I'll be waiting.

GenEX:*held out his arms again and silently chanted*................Power of fire,

wind,

and earth,

sent this flood back to its birth.

AS if it had ears, the flood rushed back to the lake and sealed itself up again.

Ducky:My hero! You actually wrote a poem, didn't you?

GenEX:Errrrrr... it's a rewriting.

Ducky:Great! I liked it!

GenEX: C'mon, back to the Tavern.

Ducky:Anything for you, sweety.

GenEX:Call me GenEX, not sweety, not Gen, GenEX.

Ducky:Okie, Honey, I mean GenEX.

http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

When theyarrived back in the Tavern, things were out of hand. It was full of rabbits who loved eachother like crazy.

GenEX:Hmmmmmmmm... Beauman may beat me to this... I'd better do this fast.

GenEX:*grabs a box* Get your misseltoe(sp?) here! Get your misseltoe here! Nobody can pass up a kiss when you're under the misseltoe! Only 10.00 cc apeice!

Rabbits rampaged over, leaving Ducky in the dust.

After a few minutes, the line was down to one person.

Ducky:GenEX, could I have two of those?

GenEX:*sigh* I can't pass it up. To refuse somebody isn't right.

He handed some to the Duck and she handed him some change.

GenEX:Now, to put this in the right place.

GenEX then dumped it in the Sav The Dukkey Fund(with those backwards ks) box.

Ducky:Wow! What a hare! He's so generous!

Ducky grabbed the misseltoe and held it above her head.

GenEX:Uh oh... *sigh* I sold them, I can't take back my word...

*smmmmmmooooooooooooch!*

GenEX:Errrrrr... uhhhhhh... thank you.

Ducky: You're very welcome, darlin', er GenEX.

GenEX forced a smile.



Oh no Ducky, the suffering hasn't even begun yet!http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

For Some reason, an evil being re-released the flowing waters once again, a being that hates paperclips the most...



BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, who has been stuck in his train of thought that he needs to make money and keep the balance of good and evil, had suddenly realized he was discoing for once in a lifetime, and also realized that he was pretty good at it. Then he realized that the serum must have not have tooken much effect.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: oh... wat a wierd feeling to... disco... oh well, better than doing the polka... :P

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then heard the sounds of rushing water outside the tavern AGAIN*

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then rushed to the tavern window, to see wat the ruckuss was outside*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: oh crud...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then looked at the whole crowd, dancing slowdance all together in the tavern, some of them holding mistletoe over one another*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: DON'T U ALL REALIZE WE'RE BEING WASHED AWAY AGAIN?!?!?!?!

Slayer: Nothing could keep me from loving u, Cobra...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ was starting to get frustated*

*GenEX was too busy being smooched by Ducky*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Why me? bah... i guess i'll have to do it myself...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ jumped through the broken tavern roof, and on the top of it*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: lez see... wat spell shall do?

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's mind seemed to be slightly cloudy due to the serum*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: errrr... BAH! FRIGGEN SERUM! i guess i'll have to use my inginuity...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then noticed that the tavern was heading towards the liquid nitrogen factory*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Perfect...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ pulled out one of his now rather dusty Platinum Transforming Blasters, and shot many bullets into the Liquid Nitrogen Factory, causing it to leak much liquid nitrogen*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: all is according to plan...

*then the water splashed and mixed with the liquid nitrogen, causing it to freeze, the tavern being caught in the larger than life ice sculpture*

*then all the love-strucken taverners came outside, ice skating together*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: augh boy... why did he have to have, if anything, love serum?

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then went back inside, flushed himself completely of the serum, which then... struck his buisnessman thinking... which gave him an idea*

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ rushed outside, with a hover cart full of beautiful boques of roses, large boxes of chocolates, and love charm bracelets, and other various dohickies, all over priced*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: VARIOUS NICK-KNACKS FOR UR LOVER FOR SALE!!!!

*all of the taverners rushed up to the cart, holding up wads of cash*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: erm... limited supply... so last items go to the highest bidder!

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heh, theres my 2nd story post of the day http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

(Note: this was edited from an original post that was supposed to take care of the rushing water, so it may seem kinda like a repeat)

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The Useless rantings of a returned Jazzer...

"A Useless Ranting A Day Keeps The Head Doctor Away" - Beaufucious

"Everything, Is Miscellaneous, In A Sense, But Sense Can Only Be Obtained Through Nothingness" - Beaudha

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

ack... now i'm gonna have to edit the above post http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_mad.gif of course, we were thinking the same thing, LoL

[Kovu aka Alec]

And so, thanks to our little friend, liquid nitrogen, the Taverners had the run of a icy wonderland. And, while Beauthing sold crap to unsuspecting people, and people were affected by Psycho's love serum, things seemed to trudge on rather smoothly...

barg, I can think of no plots...

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

how about... devan attacks and everyone's too lovey dubby to fight back, except the people who weren't affected by the love serum, and the people who finally snap outta it http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Violet CLM]

Nah. Devan's boring.



Never Mind insanely leaped onto Beauwhatsit's hover craft thingy and scooped up a few thousand roses and chocolates. Unfortunately, Beauwhatever grabbed him by a collar he wasn't wearing before he could get away. "Hey, you're supposed to pay for those things!" "Oops, sorry. Let me just get the money...." He waltzed over to Cobra and Slayer, and while they weren't looking picked their pockets and paid Beausomething with the money.



He then, before anyone could ask who he was getting it for, ran home and put the roses and chocolates all around a large picture of..... (You'll never guess) a rabbit you've never met and never heard of!



...



Hmmmmm....



Meanwhile, Ducky had bopped GenEX on the head and carried him off to a tunnel of love ride that hadn't been there a few minutes ago. He woke up a few minutes in. Isn't that sweet?



Kovu and Kiku were dancing around, the latter trying to get at her knife to stab them both.







I give up. Someone else give it a go.

[Kovu aka Alec]

Kaz was sad. No one had mentioned him for the past three pages and he had basically

just been run over in the galloping stampedes. So, I took some action, using his SAM thing, he took a sample of Psycho's #9 potion thing.

"Biclorium sulfate....tirilasium chloramean, beryillium 3....imgrossium bo...wait...imgrossium bo!?!" Kaz was scared out of his feathers and began running for the Taverner peeps.

"Guys wait, it.." And suddenly, Kaz popped out of existence, into another dimension...

[Hareoic]

Can somebody PLEASE make it more chaotic?

I'm still playing StarFox64!

[Ducky]

I'm NOT going to say anything. This is REALLY crushing my dignity.



*stalks away*

`Ducky

[Hareoic]

Hell,

I asked for a friend, I goot it, one way or another.

[Yanagi VelKasha]

I will NOT dance with that person. I would rather dance with Derby or Pizzie. *smacks Kovu and leaves*

[Violet CLM]

What's ingrossium bo?

[Hareoic]

Ummmmmmmm...

*thinks of a witty answer*

Ingrossium Bo is made of STUFF!



And btw, don't end this effect yet. I'd love to see everyone act so silly and talk funny.http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Kovu aka Alec]

Ingrossium Bo is some fake chemical I made up that causes wierd stuff to happen(besides all the love affectingness)

*gets smacked* Wohoo, freedom! *runs over, attempting to kill GenEX*

[Ducky]

*gets wet* whoaa, who left the faucet on? Slay wandered over to the sink which was belching out water with all its strength. Cobra attached herself to his left ear and on the ride thing Ducky was terrified and hid her face in the seat while Gen screeched.

Kovu toppled over the tracks after everyone.

The crimped bunny by the jukebox was dragged out by the police, and Lance cried, and the poets dreamed.

I don't remember. Someone else carry on.

`Ducky

[Hareoic]

Ummmmmm...



In the middle of all the coonfusion(which was always there), GenEX decided to make a large deposit of exactly 100 lbs. of gold into the box that read "SAV THE DUKKEY FUND!"(with backwards Ks). He didn't know why, but he felt he was going to deposit as much in here as possible. He had no clue what made him do it, but he knew it wasn't the backwards Ks. Maybe something that even the smartest psychic cannot defeat. Maybe it was who it was for that mattered...





Naw, he should've known better. It was because it was the only place to put all the gold he was always lugging around.



GenEX then thought he should do something for his friends.



GenEX called out, "Hey, Beauman, Ducky, come on over here. I got plenty to share."



Ducky was first in line, of course.



"What is it? You wanna propose marriage, GenEX?" asked Ducky.



GenEX replied,"I hate to dissapoint you, but that's not it. Now let Beaumon be first in line.



Beaumon came up and held out his paws.

GenEX told them, "Both of you, close your eyes. Ducky, you're gift will come next."

Ducky squealed with joy.



GenEX reached into a pocket that he had somewhere and brought out a box. He put it on B's paws and told him to open his eyes.

GenEX told him, "This box has a gold bar in it. Reopen it when you take it out, and there will be another one in there.

Beaumon was so happy he hugged GenEX. "OK, OK, calm down B, it's not that much."



Beaumon rushed back to his store and opened his vault and walked in there, opening and closing the box.



"Your turn, Duck."

Ducky eagerly held out her hands and GenEX reached into a pocket and took out a smaller box. He told himself that he would be embarassed if he did this, but he was feeling generous, so he gave it to Ducky and told her to open it. Ducky did so, and was overwhelmed. It was a hand-made golden ring with a large diamond. "I made it oe day, forgetting to make it a magic ring. I decided to keep it in that box until I found a use for it. This is for you."



Ducky was so thrilled, she tackled him and smothered him with kisses. GenEX was so surprised, his face turned red.

Ducky went dancing thru the tavern, forgetting where she was headed, and accidently went thru a door that said "DANGER DO NOT ENTER".

GenEX knew he was going to be the only rabbit able to do this and decided he better do it before he felt too scared of the consequenses. He ran thru the door and took out his blaster. Something evil was in here, and Ducky's carelessness had put both their lives in danger.



Quickly, he barricaded the door with his mind so only he could open/close it. It was time for him to shine.

[Violet CLM]

Can I have the gold?

[Kovu aka Alec]

Kovu was angry now, and drew a rapier.

"That's it, I've stood idly by whilst yer did all this stuff to me wife, but A RING, now that's goin' to far."

"Have at you!" GenEx drew a rapier. And suddenly, they were wearing those poofy frillly shirts that fences wear and became embroiled in a deadly duel!

"Hey guys, pass the popcorn." Beauman said, as they all gathered round.

-------

Heh, kiddin Gen, kiddin'

[Ducky]

Ducky tripped over some brooms for a while, but the nuclear warhead NightFire had been storing there for four years seemed to be kind of stale and soggy, fallen into disrepair, so nothing erupted. Emerging with a spiderweb draped around her ear, she flopped down into an empty chair next to Cobra and her cherry table, reaching idly into someone elses box of popcorn and fiddleing with her new ring(which would probably bring quite a fortune in her old age). Torn as to who to cheer for, she stuffed her mouth full of popcorn as an excuse and ordered some hot chocolate from Slayie, who was temporarily detained at the moment because of the amount of Cobra on his lap..

Anyway, the fight continues, slash, cling! fwishyfwishy, kachong, BONG choooof swish swish! Etc.



`Ducky



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"Uh-oh. That can't be good."

-Anonymous, speaking on reality



"It floats!"

-Unknown

[Ducky]

Oh! I claim the fourteenth page!

(no one else has, right!)

`Ducky

[Hareoic]

Hmmmmmm... I never knew she was your wife... But the potion had to have SOME eeffect...

[Tha Psycho]

Why don't i play in other people's parts?

[Hareoic]

GenEX seemed to have the uper hand at the sword fight, although it wasn't exactly abocve his headhttp://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif. GenEX's sword seemed like a blur. He gave Kovu a nasty cut.

Kovu screamed in agony, even though it wasn't much. When asked why he told them that he looked .1% uglier. What a complainer!

[Yanagi VelKasha]

VelKasha was amused. First some totally crazy dude wanted to dance with her, and now he was gettin into a fight.

[Ducky]

Ducky was also amused. "This is better then the gladiators we had in the old days, i'nt it?"

She cackled gleefully again. As Black had once said, "She might be a wife, but she didn't have to be a tame one."

Her chocolate arrived neatly on a tray that swooped in of its own accord, silver cups and pot. Ducky poured some for Vellie who was at the moment cheering for Pizzie, even though he was not in the contest.



Gen was dealt a nasty swipe that might have been lethal except that Kovu had whacked him with the flat of his blade..

`Ducky

[Hareoic]

GenEX was tired of this. He took one mighty swing and cut Kovu's sword in two eneven peices. He knew that the potion's effects had gone too far, and used a spell to reverse it. Everybody returned back to normal, but some started beating on GenEX. He didn't wan't to hurt them, but he couldn't lay there.



When they stopped, he got up, walked to a vacant table, and stood on it. He looked thru the holes in the roof and shivered in fear. The sinister crimson cloud had found him again. He was powerless against it.



Then a dreadful transformation took place. His sky-blue eyes turned crimson, his straight buck teeth turned into razor-sharp fangs, his body grew larger, his fur turned from neon-white to a shade of dark gray with glowing green patches here and there, his paws had giant talons in them, his other selves vanished, and he grinned maliciously. Quickly, before it was too late, he cast all his remaining soul into the ring Ducky was holding. Then GenEX was no more, in his place stood his most feared personality:



Evil.



Everybody gasped in terror as the once-peaceful GenEX dissappeared into a giant fireball and blasted thru the tavern's roof. The sky turned blood-red and an evil laugh could be heard clearly from miles underground.



Then Ducky's ring literaly jumped off her finger and a rabbit-shaped wisp came out of it. It was GenEX's soul.



It said, "This is deadly serious you guys. The Crimson Cloud has taken over my body and plans to use my powers to bring an end to all existance EVERYWHERE. If you don't stop it, then it will erase all memory, existence, and dimensions for eternity. That means that ALL life everywhere will be gone forever. You must do something, but keep me in the box. I am the only thing that can actually stop the Crimson Cloud. Now go. The fate of every living thing in every dimension is in your hands! Hurry to the great underground opening! A map will be in the box!"

The wisp then vanished back into the ring. It could talk to them, but it couldn't get back out. The map was, as told, in the box. What Claw said was right, everybody here was in for the biggest adventure of anybody's lives...



Creepy plot twist, huh?



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These posts are made by a poor child who has no friends and needs one badly. If you pity him, send him a private message about it.

~MRT

[Hareoic]

C'mon, post...

[Tha Psycho]

Psycho had a vision and saw himself somewhere. We are talking about a place in a dimension that seperated itself from others. A continuim it was called. All lifeforms were sucked into it when the planets were about to crash down. This place could be the place where the weak had to fight the strong and survival would be the only chance to win this game what we call: survival of the fittest. A new revolution were maybe the rabbits will be extincted and other creatures will take over. He wanted to wake up, but found himself in it. He looked tot he right. There stood Avalanche. He looked to the left and saw Ducky standing there. Suddenly he saw more people passing by. GenEX, Tyff, Slayer, Beaumon, FQuist, Kove, Rumbo and many other walked through this area. Psycho thought this couldn't be true and everybody walked to him. A group of rabbits were they, awaiting danger, fighting for their existance and their destiny. A legacy left behind, still it was their future going on. The present, past and future were all mixed up and they were talking.



Psycho: Hey guys, you know what we are doing here? This sure is a weird illusion.

Slayer: Don't you get it, it is meant to be. Now the time has come

GenEX: We are destined to fight for our existance.

Avalanche: Remember the ark of Noah.

Ducky: You're all right. But how do we do this?

Tyff: We're in the war tavern, guys. Better, we are the war tavern.

FQuist: She is right we can't lose.

Rumbo: The writers decision is the only addition.

Kove: And we're the writers.We have that power.

Beaumon: Let's welcome them and let them say hello to their new rulers.



The conversation went on and all of them we're going to the centre of the spot. All sorts of creatures we're stalking them to the centre. Would they have bad or good things in mind? Hostility or friendship? The group were prepairing themselves and faced the creatures. Devan was with them.

[Hareoic]

What about me?

[Violet CLM]

On my soul, I swear Tha Psycho wrote:

GenEX: We are destined to fight for our existance.







What about you?

[Tha Psycho]

Unknown, i totally forgot to mention you....sorry for that

[Ducky]

Hm. It seems the plot changes never last very long, do they...



Suddenly, Tha Psycho imploded and was left as a charred and tiny parrot.



See? We're all mad. We *ARE* the tavern.

`Ducky

[Violet CLM]

Could someone give me a recap? http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Hareoic]

READ IT OVER!

[Tha Psycho]

Some hostility, Ducky?



i ignore that remark

[Ducky]

Nah, that wasn't hostile. You were the second name I thought of, I was going to put Gen. Still for no reason.

Eheh.

`Ducky

[Tha Psycho]

Well, that oughta mean something...well..ok



Continue:



Psycho woke up from the thing (ducky just mentioned) and looked forward. A line of questions popped into his mind, however he didn't care for the answers.

[Violet CLM]

You mean you can understand it, Gen?

[Tha Psycho]

Well i sort of can:



No everybody is in a continuum with all the creatures god ever amde. All of them fight for extinction. This is the final fight for Rabbithood.

[Ducky]

It is? That can't be good...sounds spooky ^_~

`Ducky

[Hareoic]

Can we PLEASE just continue the story?!

[Ducky]

I'm waiting for you http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

`Ducky

[Hareoic]

For ME? I can't continue the story yet! We haven't even gotten 3 coninuations after my last one!

[Tha Psycho]

Well, i sorta did the last one and posting on your own stuff ain't very clever

[Ducky]

Well don't look at ME, I'm not the only starfish in the sea. And besides I don't know whats happening.





"A round of sherry, on the first to sing the beer song!" Roared a slightly drunk Blackie, and together she and Cobra began to sing.

"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall! 98 botles of..."

Through the horrific frightfulness, there singing was a smear of butter on the dry toast of life.



You see? Someone else carry on.

`Ducky

[Hareoic]

OK, fine, ignore my plot, see if I care...





















































































You'll see that I do care...

[Hareoic]

*sigh* I guess I'll forget about it.

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GenEX slowly walked up on the Tavern's stage that just happened to exist. He grabbed a mike(yhttp://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif) and made an announcement.

"Ladies and gentlebunnies, I prensent to you a near-impossible feat. I will stand on one finger, on a coconut, while balancing a flaming torch on my tail.



The crowd cheered him as he got into place.

"Go ahead, time me, see how long I stay on."

Amazingly, he lasted for way way WAY more than 2 hours. The crowd alnost fell asleep.

"I think that's enough of that, I'll keep balancing, but I'll juggle 4 torches for a whole 5 minutes or I'll pay for your next drink.



Although it seemed impossible, he did it for 5 minutes without a problem.

He decided to balance himself on somebody's head with his pinky, but which person?

He did a EMMM (eeny-meeny-miny-mo) and ended balancing on Ducky. She hardly even knew he was doing it, because he was balancing on a flat tip of his finger.



Very weird indeed...



Continue please.

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

this is wat i call a Criss Cross Cut...

A plot appear, Criss... another person crosses it, Cross, and finally... U just lose the plot all together, CUT http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif bleh... maybe i'll post after i get back from bible study, k? then JUST maybe, i might be able to make this plot straight... (that is if someone dosn't attempt before me).

[Ducky]

Okay finefulness. Suppose we just carry on with chaos like we used to? someone check out page no.1.

`Ducky

[Tha Psycho]

All rabbits were gathered and the demonic toads were walking towards them. It looked like they were with hundred of them. Devan walked in front of them, holding a scepter in his right hand. An army so big seemed undefeatable, but the rabbits knew they were strong. GenEx walked to Psycho and whispered: 'What should we do?'. Psycho gathered all the people with him and spoke to them. 'Let's rock!' Slayer grabbed his blaster and the rest joined. Ducky and Kove were gently sliding their hands over the trigger, pointing the guns to Deva and co. Rumbo and FQuist were loading and Gummy and Beaumon were standing next to Psycho. There they all were. They slowly walked to the toads. The toads stopped and the rabbits did the same. A big noise was ehard and everybody looked around. Big animals like bears, crocodils and many more were crossing the continuum. 'Seems like this fight has to be cancelled and bigger ones will come', PSycho announced. Ducky pointed to the sky and Beaumon saw what she meant. 'Air attacks are what we soon will notice'. Slayer pointed his blaster to the birds, but Gummy pushed him, so he shot in the air. 'We have to stay calm everyone, maybe they mean no harm'. Everybody looked at eachother and noticed the toads were heading to the caves.

[Kovu aka Alec]

Woot! THe toads are dead!

[Violet CLM]

Then huge rocks fell on all the bad guys, sucessfully killing them. All the Taverners got 10000000004 points, and went back to normal. (Crazy)







Kovu ran around the Tavern shouting that the toads were dead, while Beauguy sold automatic Kovu shutter-uppers. (Kovu got 50% of the profit, supposedly) Unknown was shrieking he was Privacy years old, VelKasha and Fquist were reading great literature, Tha Psycho was pouting because the villains were all dead, SlaYer was poking the walls as if they were vampires, Nightfire was juggling bottles and generally, everything was as it should be. YaY.

[Tha Psycho]

And that's how it went. The war tavern went back to normal and all rabbits were sitting their round the table, celebrating their victory. A long, crazy story went up in smoke and everybody knew this was a new beginning. A beginning of a new life.

[Hareoic]

And then the spaceship came down, and the alligators got out, and they all ate hot dogs...



Oops, oh well, more gators for Cannibal Feud.

[Tha Psycho]

THE END!!

[Hareoic]

PSYCHO!!! WHY DID YOU END THE STORY LIKE THIS? I BELIEVE MANY OF US WANTED IT TO CONTINUE!!! EDIT YOU POST!!!

[Hareoic]

btw, I claim page 15

[*BlackSheep]

Someone ripped through the poster that proclaimed THE END and shot Pyscho, who seemed to be living up to his name.

Another murder.



HeeHeeheeheeh

[Yanagi VelKasha]

Actually, I've died 5 times in one week (oh, thanks fer hanging me 5 times, Shadow). Add that to the other murders and you get...?



Let's stop killing each other, people....it's really depressing. =p



oh, and could someone throw TubbZ out of tha Tavern?

[Ducky]

No. I think TubbZ is nice.

Not that I have a say.



Anyway.



EPILOUGE. *scary music*



A shadow darkened the doorstep on the Tavern. Everyone looked up from there drunk depressed states, expecting to see a mad ax murderer or some distictly evil figure. Instead, they saw a cloud going over the sun.It drenched and rained, and lightning cackled ecstatically in the sky.



But then, Suddenly--





`Ducky

[Violet CLM]

Kovu walked in the door. This of course, made no sense, as he had already been in the Tavern. And unlike normally, the previous kovu has not vanished, so Kovu and Kovu had a nice little chat by the fireside. Pity there was no fireplace.

[Kovu aka Alec]

*Teh screen(and I intenntionally spelled that 'teh');fades to black, and the credit's roll! With kewl bloopers!*

And so, all everyone leave the theater and crap.

MEANWHILE, at THE real war Tavern.



"Wow, so the movie bombed?" Ducky asked.

"Like World War 2." GenEX said.

"And we spent, like, two bucks producing it, too!" Shigeru Miyamoto complained.

"Hey, so you guys wanna go get some pizza to celebrate the bombingness?" Kovu asked.

*And so, the taverners got pizza and later came back*

"So, uh, what do you guys want to do now?" Beauman asked.

"*I* wanna get me some sleep, this has been going on non-stop for like a week now!" Kovu complained for the second time in two pages.

"I hear ya." So everyone left and the Tavern

was empty. Then in the morning Slayer came in and sat idly around, cleaning glasses. Until in the afternoon a figure walked up on the red emblazoned floor.

"MY EYES HURT!"

There! Pfft! No poopy person saying the end is gonna stop us!



No matter what they say, I did NOT edit this, they're lying!....GET THEM!

[Tha Psycho]

Ever heard of saga's...this is one and the first part ended...

[Ducky]

Didn't you ever read the old War Story? That one was like miles long and never stopped. There was never an end. You're all crazy! Not to mention dead!!!!!

If you want me, I'll be at the Holiday Inn. *tears*







Psycho had, of COURSE been murdered at the Cherry table of Duckies. So there were fresh bloodstains to be bawled over as Psycho was lugged away into a corner to be rejuvinated eventually. Everyone was sort of in a gloomy mood so Slay had a round of drinks on JelZe because he never came in anyway. The jokebox bawled insanely in its bit of wall space by the door and a few people painfully stepped on each other's toes in an attempt to dance. Kovu was regretting ever trying to comfort Ducky this way, so he bought her a Rigelion synth-ale carrot beer instead and Gen popped over after a bit and bought her a donut.

Blackie slouched depressedly in the corner with her head on Lancetto's shoulder and Pizza ended up spilling his drink everywhere trying to avoid Kiku's cheek on his arm.





But Psycho was STILL dead.

`Ducky

[Kovu aka Alec]

Shigeru Miyamoto sat all alonedness in the corner. He looked at all the couples, Kove and Ducky, Lance and Sheep, Pizzie and Kiku, and was lonely(I DON"T GIVE A HAM SANDWICH IF HE'S MARRIED IN REAL LIFE, THIS IS MAH REPLY).

"*Sigh,* ultra rich game maker is lonely." He said.

Beauman had just sold something for way to much to some poor fool and was passing by when he heard this.

"Oh no! El Shigeru is lonely!" And, as he always does, Beauda caused a puff of smoke

and theme music and appeared,

"THE ULTRA SPIFFY JAPANESE GAME MAKER MAN DATING SHOW!"

"Oh My God! What's going on!" Shigeru screamed, as he was strung up by his feet, dangling just above a pool of starved piranhas.

"This is the ULTRA SPIFFY JAPANESE GAME MAKER MAN DATING SHOW, or usjgmmds! Where, if you don't pick a good date, you take da' plunge and die!" Beauman informed him.

"NOOOOO!" Shigeru screamed.

[Hareoic]

GenEX was horrified. This wasn't Beauman, Devan found some way to control him.



GenEX leapt over the pit, grabbed SM and headed to safety. Beauman just stood there, dumbfounded.

[Batty Buddy]

Que Passa!!!!



Meanwhile, Batty had compleatly lost track of where he was while trying to get back to the story to join the epolouge. Now this may not have been anything out of the ordinary, except he hadn't been drinking.

"Aw, man. I'm probably going to be late again..." He said. To make sure, he pulled out a large grandfather clock out of his backpack. The clock didn't appear to be running due to the large Grandfather lodged in its mechanism. Forgeting about the time, he notice a long lean hairless-ape type human chopping logs.

"Um, Excuse me sire, what is the time?"

"The time my son? It is time for every American to stop and ponder. Sit down on this log son."

Batty did, wondering what was going to happen next.

"I'm only a rail splitter, myself. My name is Lincon... ABE Lincon."

"Hey... Wait a second..." Batty said confused.

[Ducky]

Deciding everything was out of whack, and she didn't want to be a couple today,and she didn't want Black to be, and she didn't want to watch that Jap get eaten by piranhas(sp?), and she was scared of Lincoln's philosifization anyway, Ducky she seized Black's paws(hooves?) and leapt out of the Tavern to the nearby street corner where they proceeded to Urchin.

"Ducky, you're acting like a mod again," Sheep whined. "Are they going to promote you again?" "No, not me, Derbay," said Ducky, quickly avoiding the subject. "Lets get our heads shaved in diagonal striped and our noses pierced and pop over to that shop and buy us some netting and black leather!" Black yelled, jingling her change in her pocket. Ducky yelped as her arm was wrenched hlafway from its socket and they fled away from the insanity to the dim interior of the garment shoppe. "Black? Do you want an icecream cone after this?" said Ducky nervously, avoiding the dangling articles of clothing. "Oh! Look at THAT!!" Blackie dragged her over to a scanty sequined dress.





At the Tavern.

"No! WAIT!! " Yelled Beauthing. "Lancie, come here!". "NO." "Kovu?!" But Kove and Lance were looking forr Ducky and Blackie who had vanished. "Unknownie!!?!" Unknown and Batty both hid behind the large umbrelly Batty had produced from his backpack and continued his converation with Mr. Lincoln. Beau looked around. "..Gen?"



Psycho's body twitched in its corner, but no one noticed.

And the Jap lingered over his beer.



`Ducky

[Tha Psycho]

A tombstone with his nametag on it. 'Psycho', there stood in grey letters, carved in the cold stone. The sand on his grave began to shake and a hand was pushing the stone of the tomb. A corpse was standing up and rose from the grave. The awaken dead called Tha Psycho wanted revenge. He walked in a cloud of fog and his body slowly turned back to normal. 'A schizo always has two personality's. You can survive one, but the other is stronger. I made some mistakes and now i'ma set them straight.', he said with his halfcut tongue and a broken voice. He realised his mistakes and he knew he had the war tavern face their end. Eventually it became his and know he was there to heal the wounds he left behind.



(This is my apology to yall. Continue plz)

[Cobra]

"HEEEEEYYYYY SHEEPI!" a figure dressed in black called as she tackled the unsuspecting pair.

"Hi Ducky! Hi Sheepi!" the mysterious figure said as her blood red eyes darted about the room as if seeking out some unk-

Ducky whacked her, and she stopped her st00pit attempt to look mysterious.

"What are you doing here?" Ducky said as the zealous Sheep put the dress into her hands and shoved her into the dressing room.

Blacksheep merrily danced around in a black leather outfit, and threw some antiqued silver jewelry into the dressing room to match Ducky's dress.

"I work here." Cobra said, standing up proudly (all 5'1 feet of her).

"Really?" Blackie said, dreaming of the discounts they could get.

"No, not really. I just thought that if I thought I did work there for a moment, that I'd be cool." she turned her face downward and sighed. "Besides, they let me wear my black karate uniform here!"

Blackie did not hear though, because she was too busy looking at some racks of shiny black boots.

[SlaYer]

"they have forgotten about me."

Slayer walked trough the shadow allies of a busy city, the city that never sleeped.

Crumbled Carrot.

The people of the War tavern, they left me behind, left me alone with my misery.

"I CANT STAND THIS PLACE."

he lay down in a pile of rotting fruit.

"You could sure use a shower." He heard a voice say. Slayer looked up and saw a person he recognized..but he didnt know from where or when. "So your the vampire everyone has been talking about." the person named Wilddogg said.

"Wilddogg, your alive.." Slayer's face cleared up and he got back on his feet.

Wilddogg: "Come with me, we're going back to the war tavern, there is someone that needs you back there..."

[Tha Psycho]

Psycho ducked away from society and sheltered at home. Avalanche was mourning and when he came home fromthat, he heard a scream. The scream came from Psycho's house. He entered it and only Psycho was there. 'Bro! Yo alÃ(-)ve!', he yelled. Psycho didn't move an inch and said: 'Were are SLayer and WildDogg?'. Avalanche looked out of the window and brerathed deeply. 'I don't know. Slayer i saw weeks ago and WildDogg, i guess is still gone like you were. If eh comes back, i hope we will see them both. Maybe, in the future, because Rage of Evil has got to be completed. Eventually.'

[Ducky]

A tiny white rabbit was launched out the door of the Darke Clothing Shoppe and collided with Slayie and his depression. "Slaaaaaay!!!" She yelled like a madperson. "Duckyyyyyy! Sheeeepi! Slayie's out hhheeeeeeeereeeee!" Two more figures swooped out the door, clad in black leather and glittering garments and wearing lots of jewelery. "Slayieeeee!" Ducky screeched, rubbing off the black makeup Cobra had put on her eyes. "Who's your friend?" Black pointed.

"Come to the cafe over there!! I'll buy you both drinks!" Yelled Ducky gleefully, attaching herself to Slayer's sleeves yanking him along. Cobra and Black pulled along WildDogg(whoever he is http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif) and Psycho and Avalanche followed them closely, peering about the streets that seemed to be filled with shifty characters.."Don't you ever worry about being mugged or something?" WildDogg asked cautiously. Ducky, over her shoulder said "All the time, but it doesn't matter!" And pulled harder on Slay's arm, and 'We're some of them," Black informed them, and Cobra beamed proudly. Avalanche nodded his understanding and got whiplash as he was pulled into a tiny cafe.





How fun.

`Ducky

[Hareoic]

Suddenly, a cheesy-looking flying saucer came out of nowhere(I don't know where nowhere is either), with some weird looking aliens coming out of the ship.

They walked into the tavern, carrying very stupid-looking but very large lasers.

One of the aliens said,"Rabbits, hello to all you. All this planet's intelligence are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. We shall straws be using suck out your intelligence."

GenEX, upon hearing this, teleported away. It looked like even though they looked incredibly idiotic, they were dead serious.

When the aliens left, the entire planet looked worse than a mental health facility. All the creatures on the planet were walking into walls and talking gobbledygook. GenEX had to get rid of those aliens, and sadly, he had to do it alone...

[Tha Psycho]

There they all sat around the table, in the always nicely tainted War Tavern. Drinkin' of their home-made drinks, discussing the future. Psycho, Avalanche, Cobra, Slayer, WildDogg, Ducky and BlackSheep were all happy.

[Avalanche [Rage of Evil]]

'We waited for you', Psycho and Avalanche spoke to WildDogg. 'This is for you all. We have a task to do. You all can come with us. What do you all think of it?'

[SlaYer]

"That depends on one thing, whats in it for me, and what do we have to do." Slayer replyed.

[Ducky]

Cobra and Black glowered at being left out of the scam, and Ducky started yelling. "Hey! Come on, we want in!"

Slay and his friends looked at her and Cobra and Sheepi as though they were something yucky on their finger. "Whatcha think..." said Psycho doubtfully..

`Ducky

[Hareoic]

if you are trying to mess with us, we'll mess around with your post, stop making plot changes that noone can continue, noone but yourself that is



_________________

~Bucky O'Hare Aka GenEX

"Negative Stuff equals Joe"~me

"All your forum are belong to Fquist"~me

If stuff is good, I can't imagine what StoveTop is like.

[Violet CLM]

They had so much intelligence sucked out, they didn't realise they had their intelligence sucked out, so they act normally. DUH! http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Hareoic]

Oh, very funny. It's so funny I forgot to laugh...



Geez, not each and every single bit is gone. But as quoted by some guy:

"If you took their I.Q., and multiplied it by 100, you might have enough intelligence to tie your shoes, if you didn't DROOL all over yourself first."



Er, I'm not making fun of anybody. Honest.

[Tha Psycho]

There they all stood. A glow of light filled them and they felt better. Something tickled their brains and they realised they were back to old status. The uestion still stood. 'I can't promise a victory, but i can promise that it will make the whole War Tavern better. Even GenEx(just kiding)', Psycho said.

[SlaYer]

GenEx if you change a plot, do it in a way so that everybody can continue it not only you.



- strike two



_________________

Here to serve he who brings the light,

and born out of she who brings darkness..



he is the Slayer,



From the book of time.

[Hareoic]

Er, Ok...

Here goes:

_____________________________________________



Upon returning to the tavern, GenEX decided to play one of the video game consoles that he set up. He chose, of course, Jazz Jackrabbit 2, for he just set up a PC network in the tavern and wanted to polish his skills on the single-player mode(not that he had to, he/I just beat it on hard difficulty without losing a life).



Then something strange happened. He was dragged into the game-literally!

Devan Shell's voice sounded throughout the tavern, indicating that if GenEX lost, he would die and there would be nothing to stop Devan. He also took the added precaution to disable his psychic abilities.



GenEX just raised his eyebrow at Devan. This was going to be too easy, he told himself...

[Violet CLM]

When GenEX reached Knight Cap, however:



The Queen was real, not programmed, so she didn't have anything against him. So they just sat there and talked, and GenEX never got out of the level because he never defeated her. How sad.

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

bleh, GenEX bugged me to post, so i guess i shall... but do not expect many posts, cause Football Practice is from 3:20-6:00pm, so i don't have much time anymore, maybe next season though. (btw, GenEX, are u trying to reserve the whole tavern-heroic type stuff for urself? that's wat it looks like http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif)

=============================================

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ woke up, since after a while he kinda quit the japanese game maker's dating show, and fell asleep and tried to attempt unlock the mysteries of dreams.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: huh? wat the?

*he saw many rabbits running into walls and just sitting there, dazing, and then noticed straws with brain residue on them*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: oh... no wonder...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then remembered he didn't have a brain, because these days all his body was to him was a host body, and he had nothing much for thinking other than his soul, and various organs to keep the host body living*

(in other words, i'm kinda of a spiritual parasite of my own body, which the brain was transferred to the soul)

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hmmmmmmmm... this is very chaotic... who might have done this....

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then noticed some green alien looking slime*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: This looks like Alien goo... brain sucking aliens? hmmmmmmm.... bleh... disgusting... they probably didn't even COOK the brains!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then thought how much money he could make off the demented rabbits*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: why, heck... it'd be like robbing these people blind... wait... must... resist... temptation... er... i hate my concionce! http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

* a few minutes later, like the post above said, a white light hit everyone and they were back to normal*

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then noticed that a pc console was left on with JJ2 on it*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ack... someone's wasting power

*this was unusual for BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ to even think of such a thing, but then he turned the console off*

Little Digitallized Voice: NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo oooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ:eh? hmmmmmmm... that sounds like GenEX...

LDV: It is ME! u turned off the friggen console when i was going to beat Devan to a pulp! NOW I'M STUCK!!!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: oops, sorry...

GenEX: GET ME OUT! I TURNED OFF MY PHSYCHIC POWERS AND I CAN"T GET OUT!!!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hmmmmmmmmm... bleh... i guess... but to get out... i believe u must defeat devan... here... let me help...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ turns the computer back on, and then starts JJ2 on hard with the first level*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ok...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ started moving the controls*

GenEX: HEY! i can move myself y'know...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: i know... but i'll move u... Hey! Look! Some Spikes!

GenEX: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ slammed GenEX into the spikes*

GenEX: ow... don't do that!!! if i get my hands on u...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: tut tut... u wanna get out or not?

*so BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ navigated GenEX, all battered and bruised through the whole game, and finally beat Devan, with 0 lives and 1 heart left due to BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's obbsesion of slamming GenEX into spikes or lava, was finally warped out of the game*

GenEX: i shall NEVER trust u with my life again...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hehehe

GenEX: why the heck did i have to beat Devan anyhow?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: well, u didn't, i just wanted to have some phun... er... i mean... i don't know http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

*GenEX then had steam coming out of his ears*

GenEX: WHY I AUTTA...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: calm down, GumEX, i mean GemEX!

GenEX: ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!

*GenEX was about to shoot a spell at BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, but BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ apparated somewhere just in time*

GenEX: RUBBBER CHICKENS ON YOU, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ!!!



and so the insanity of the tavern continued, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ off somewhere in somewhereness

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there ya have it, a post from yours truely http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Tha Psycho]

Psychos question was still unanswered.

[Kovu aka Alec]

And so, the madness continued, someone kindly explained Psycho's plot to him, so everyone was happy. UNTIL, a explosion came

from the ceiling, knocking everyone back.

Then, out of the blast hole, wafted,

JAZZ JACKRABBIT 3!

"IT"S JAZZ!"

"JACKRABBIT!"

"3!" The taverners ran to the console thingy to install it, but when they tried,

they saw 'Not enough Hard Drive space' and when they went to delete stuff, they were

all sucked into the voidish bowels of Bill's Evil OS(e.g. Windows)

[Ducky]

*speaking of Jazz* He's so beautiful.. sigh.



Oh my. What are these little things?" Slay and his friends, shrunk to a millionth of a centimeter, puddled around inside the operating system. "What happens if I undo this-"Kovu yanked on a cable. "ooh, lookit the gadgets," Blacksheep said again. "Don't touch anything!" Screeched Shadow GpW, who is not there. Cobra nodded. "Ducky...." she said nervously, as Ducky prodded a shiny metal globe and beamed as it shimmered. Gen stamped around, confused, and Beau was also confused, and Psycho was still clutching his cherry mead from the cafe, so he was happy, and Unknownie just sat and starred around a bit, as did everyone else.











I am SO confused.

`Ducky

[Hareoic]

Touching a shiny sphere, Bucky (GenEX) was suddenly thrown back by a blast. He then sat up at raised his hand, teleporting all the taverners back. Don't ask me how I did that, for I don't know how I did.



Ok, maybe I do. Quit manipulating me.

[Violet CLM]

Unknown Rabbit screamed. Wow. "GenEX, what did you have to teleport us out for?! I was going to use some of that gadgetry to stop the internet, and thus destroy the world!'

[Hareoic]

Er, ok, you do that...









What a weirdo...

[Kovu aka Alec]

Gen! You yell about people not using you're plotline but as soon as I think of one you kill it?



Meanie...

[Tha Psycho]

I think this whole story should better quit



Even my plotline was flushed away by someone

[Cobra]

This story shall never quit.

Just please, try to get along. If someone continues something and you dont like it, tough. That's just the way this works. Half the fun is trying to get around stuff like that

[SlaYer]

The shiney metal thing trapped Genex in the prison of his innerself.

Slayer picked up a stone and threw it against one of the war Tavern's walls.

The tavern crumbled and broke up.

"Oh my god, GenEx has destroyed the WT."

The people gatherd around Slayer and Psycho who where standing on the only remaining table left in the war tavern.

"People, listen up, the war tavern has fallen apart, we all know the war tavern was made by a special sort of stones, we will have to travel to the other side of Carrotus, it will be a long and dangerous quest, trough woods of pain, pouring rain, nothing will seem the same, who is with me?"

[Alberto]

600 repliessssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!



WhoohoooooooO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tha Psycho]

Pretty large for a topic

[Hareoic]

Stop killing the story lines



_________________

~Bucky O'Hare Aka GenEX

"Negative Stuff equals Joe"~me

"All your forum are belong to Fquist"~me

If stuff is good, I can't imagine what StoveTop is like.

[Cobra]

She was reluctant to go, knowing that she and Slayer would probably never stop arguing. But knowing that it was for the greater good, she silently walked forth from amongst the lamenting masses of taverners.

"Someone must do something. Only two people cannot finish this, we need more."

[Hareoic]

Stop killing the story line

_________________

~Bucky O'Hare Aka GenEX

"Negative Stuff equals Joe"~me

"All your forum are belong to Fquist"~me

If stuff is good, I can't imagine what StoveTop is like.

[Cobra]

Stop being such a skeptic. It's only two until more volenteer, so please be patient.

[Hareoic]

Geez, no post is safe from the mods...

_________________

~Bucky O'Hare Aka GenEX

"Negative Stuff equals Joe"~me

"All your forum are belong to Fquist"~me

If stuff is good, I can't imagine what StoveTop is like.

[Cobra]

*smack* I volunteered on my own.

Just wait. BE PATIENT!

[Ducky]

A muffled voice shivered the piles of rubble. "Wt fr meh!" said a small voice, from beneath it. A dusty paw was poked from between two boards. "Hey! is someone there? I was a bartender here once, don't start without me!" Shifting a large piece of wood, a dirty grey figure crept out and brushed herself off, one paw clinging to a bit of red tinted wood. "My table!" Ducky said gleefully. "My cherry table. I think its still okay." Cobra and Slay stood with their backs to each other as Ducky stumbled with the table, and stalked over to help her. Slay finally wedging Ducky's staff underneath and Cobra leapt upon it. Its clicked out, with a shlooping noise and they straightened a broken leg together and tilted it stood braveley in the nice twilight. They all stood around and looked at it, Slayer and Cobra and Ducky.





`Ducky

[Tha Psycho]

People please put me in http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Violet CLM]

(I can never remember if I'm in the 'Tavern or not, but I'll just assume I am)



The weird purple rabbit who liked playing Tarzan was buried. He had just gotten out from under a large pile of rubble, when a almost as large table had been plonked on top of him, without anyone noticing. Struggling to extricate himself from the illustrious piece of furniture, he sucessfully kicked Cobra with his foot. Accidentally, of course, but she still banned him from throwing bombs at world champions of ice eating.



Ducky, being of a slightly lower rank and thus more apt to helping "people", err, "rabbits", well.... "beings", removed the table from the rabbit with the skill of one who had had to rescue people often. After being safely rescued, the non-known named one quickly figured out what had happened by using the "back" button to read the previous posts. http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif After <strike>stealing</strike> borrowing a few necessary items (Toothpaste, rifles, food, Mickey Mouse watches) from Beau's semi-collaped store, the one whose name was not yet known was correctly outfitted for braving the unknown dish washer. As there were no dish washers around, let alone unknown ones, he had to do with collecting odd stones from the other side of Carrotus. It was pretty good for a second choice.

[Violet CLM]

(Double post)

[SlaYer]

Hey psycho dude, people can make a little chapter to put themselves in for the quest.

[Tha Psycho]

I did, but everytime things get hanged negativiely so i suddenly disappear



it's like everytime in the story, the Psych 's gotta go to the bathroom http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Hareoic]

Seeing the giant metal ball had trapped GenEX and his other selves, he smashed the ball open with his bare... paw. GenEX was not exactly happy to get out, as he was in the middle of a card game.



Continue...

[Hareoic]

Geez, I don't want a good story to die out NOW!

[Ducky]

Cobra and Slay argued ferociously.

"I say we go NOW, while we have the chance!"

"No! We can't go with only three--er four? Four of us here!"

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah!"

"Well watch us!" Slay stamped away towards the nearest forest. Ducky blanched, but was relectant to leave Cobra. Unknownie was, of course, indifferent and said "what the heck." He strode after Slay, singing Scar's solo. "Cobraaa!" Ducky pleaded. Come on! The other's can catch up! We'll leave a traiL!!"

Cobra softened hesitantly. "I don't know.."

"YaY! I knew you would see! Come on!" And Ducky attached herself to CCobra's black fingerless gloved hand and bounced away towards the receding figures of Slay and Unknown.

Cobra cackled gleefully and frolicked, and Unknown sang his scary song, and Ducky, believing Slay hadn't noticed(on account of his being so tall) had clung to Slay's leg.

Four..Two...One chieftan setting forth. Accompanied by some nifty little rabbit sorts.





Someone continue.

*stares around*

`Ducky

[Hareoic]

No wonder Slay isn't a mod anymore... Ouch...

[Ducky]

I don't know what your getting at. Seriously ;P

Could I be..enlightened?

`Ducky

[Kovu aka Alec]

Uh, hello? *Kovu peeps his head out a bomb shelter* is it safe to write something yet?

Oh, okay, cool, I will...



And so, Cobra and Slay and Ducky and Unkownie

were off to get the afore mentioned stones, and were quickly followed by Kovu, then GenEX(since this was HIS plotline, afterall)

"Wait...there's a problem..." Kovu began, but suddenly, infront of the triail, a burning meteorite crashed.

"What...is that?" Cobra asked. Upon closer inspection, they realized it was,

"Mr. Continuity! He's been shot and maimed and hurled through space to tubelectric and then hurled through space back here. And he's REALLY dead." Unknown wailed.

"So that explains why GenEX said to go get stones when the tavern is made out of wood. Yes..." Kovu stated.

"So...why don't we just go to The Really Good Home Improvement Store, and buy some more wood and nails an rebuild it ourselves?" Somebunny said.

"I dunno." Said someotherbunny.

And so the quest continued...

[Violet CLM]

The path soon <strike>spooned</strike> forked into six different pathes, not counting the one the intrepidish intrepid travellers had intrepidly travelled on before. After sitting in wonder (a forked path is always a wonderous sight) for several hours, the six (how convinient) beings decided to each take one path, and whoever found the stones first was to go back home without telling any of the others. Fun.





Kovu, being the intrepidest of the intrepid travelling travellers, took the first path, which was known to lead to the very soul of the chicken mountains. Of course, some people said it just leads to a muddy puddle, but the former sounds so much cooler. Strolling along, with a minature portable bomb shelter slung over one shoulder, Kovu whistled "Fifty Six stones of odd quality in the War Tavern wall, Fifty Six odd quality stones...." for ages and ages. It really was lucky he was going it alone, as any travelling companions would have made him shut up. Proceeding in this fashion, the minutes flew by, and before long Kovu had reached a muddy puddle. La la la.





GenEX (Do you sense an order here?) naturally took the second path, for he was second (or less) in all things. It was a hobby of his. The second path he took, however, soon forked into three more directions. GenEX was highly puzzled, until he remembered that he could send his other selves on the other two pathes, while he took the second one. It was done, and done well. He felt a little lonely, but he did have the feeling of having accomplished something, however silly. It was with this feeling of silly accomplishment that GenEX happened upon an old man, sitting on a log, (No, not anyone you know) and wearing patched and tattered clothes. When he saw GenEX, he put out his hand and said "Please, kind sir, would you be so kind as to spare a crust of bread, and maybe some water? I have not eaten in days, and yout pack (Which he wasn't wearing before) looks so full!". So Gen kindly shared his food with the man, who in thanks told him where the stones were to be found. "In a large cavern, where water drips upward and the queen of Pahkamawk rules, the mystic stones of the legendary War Tavern are mined. Go there, and you shall find all that you seek."





Ducky took the last path, instead of the middle. (Just to be different, you know?) The last path was the most travelled of them all, and so was perfectly safe. Unless you count the insurance salesrabbits, telemarketers, used car distributers and Presidents, that is. After having several encounters with these inhabitants of the underworld, Ducky fled back to the fork and joined Cobra on the middle path, where she was about to embark.





Unknown, still singing scary songs (Twas silly and the icky toads

Did get kissed by Eva in the sage

All crazy were the JJ2 players

And Kovu claimed the page



Beware Mr. Continuity, my son!

The plots are kept, the typos are noticed!

Beware the woodchuck smelling bad, and gun

Down the really stupid plot!



He took his LFG in paw

Long time the confusion causing dude he sought

So rested he by the JCF

And blasted turtles in thought



And as this crazy song he wrote

Continuity, with plots kept the same

Came quietly through the fiction words

And wrote continuations as it came!



One, two! Cows moo! And big too doo

The LFG went bang bang bang!

He maimed the dude,and hurled him far

Then went ruining stories to his home overhang



And hast thou hurled Continuity to Tubelectric?

Come do stories harm my evil boy

Oh Stuff is Good! Wakeman is Biased!

He babbled in his joy



Twas silly and the icky toads

Did get kissed by Eva in the sage

All crazy were the JJ2 players

And Kovu claimed the page) walked along the most dangerous path of them all (I use too many parenthesis) not knowing of the tremulous terrors lurking, ready rip his head off if so much as one toe went off the path of life. It was here that the evil Arncecroc lived, and it was he who caused famous sites' updates to vanish off the path of Life and Hope. For Arncecroc was the scourge of all communitys, and a pretty good hacker too. But as I said, Unknown was unwary of Arncecroc and the other evils, and just walked along happily looking for pretty rocks, and singing scary songs. Just as he was about to run into the forest in order to keep the plot at least a little exciting, he came across a large hole in the "road". It was five feet wide, and went on for as far as he could see, which wasn't very far. (He was squinting.) Knowing he had no other choice, the rabbit whose name was not known except to those who knew his name cleared the five feet out of the way and deftly jumped into the hole in the ground. (And the green grass grew all around and around, and the green grass grew all around!)





Cobra and Ducky soon found a shopping mall along their way, and spent the rest of this continuation there.

[Ducky]

Nice parody, Unknownie http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

I can'tcontinue now, but I'll try later.

`Ducky

[Kovu aka Alec]

"Gagh!" Kovu fell face first into the muddy puddle.

"Agg!" He squirmed all about, consiquently getting his entire body covered in mud.

"Ohno, it'll...harden,must consult fairy." Heh...sorry, inside joke. Suddenly, he felt something by his foot.

"The stones for the tavern! I found them! I'm a hero, I'm a hero!" He danced around for a minute, then hefted all the stones

and made way back for the Tavern. Unfortunatley, he hadn't made it a meter before a large guy with a gun said,

"Arite, hand ovah da' stones an' no body gets hoit."

"Yea right, like I'd hand them over to a thug like you, why I should--" In mid sentence, the thug whacked Kovu across the face with his gun, the latter collapsing in a mass of pain as the thug got away with the stones. Kovu stood again just in time for the mud to harden. Suddenly, a short, floating lady with a blue dress and wings appeared,

"You again!?" They shouted in unison.

"Well if it isn't you again, and I still think you should've taken a bath!"

"Well this time I can't move, so unless you can BRING water to me there's nothing I can do!"

"Curse you!" Dispite being immobile, Kovu threw a acorn at her head, and she cast a evil spell that caused weeds to grow out of his face.

"Listen, you can tell that disembodied voice guy that he can dump me in all the corn juice he wants, if you just go tell the other taverners about that thuggish guy so he doesn't get away with the stones!"

"Fine, we have a deal." And in a puff of smoke, the fairy dissapeared.



Ehe...sorry about all the inside jokeness, someone, continue, anyone?

[Ducky]

It was pixie, Kovey http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif No matter. Hm, okay, lets see what I can do...



Gen was confused by the words of the old man but obviously they were wise. So on he trudged, until when coming to a place were two path came together, he discovered Unknownie waiting for something.



"What are you waiting for?" Asked Gen sensibley. Unknown stared at the passing bumblebee and did not answer.

Gen sat down on a log by the side and took a drink from his flagon.





Kovu grouched in the mud puddle for a while, until he discovered that the weeds condesned into bits of green wetness after awhile, and so the mud was partially moved away, at least so he could move, and as a plus the weeds were gone. So he trudged on also. Trudging is a sure sign of intrepidity.



Slayer stopped at a McDonalds for lunch, because there weren't any Burger King's nearby. Burger King made much better fries. And had a widerassortment of food. And a Bacon Milkshake!

While in the restauraunt, he noticed an attractive young woman with green hair nearby. She looked a likely candidate, and so he approached her. "*cough cough* Excuse me." She blinked long lashed eyes at him, also green. "Would you perchance know where to find stones, suitable for rebuilding a Tavern of War?"

The rabbit shiften slightly, the chain mail over her short green dress clinking.

"I can tell you for a price," she whispered.

Slayer looked around.

"Um...what?"

She took a step closer to him and leaned into his face. "Green contactssss." She said.





Cobra and Ducky had found a really cool store that sold all the black leather and platform shoes and black makeup they could want. Adorning themselves with their new garb(Do we go shopping all the time!?!) in the restroom of the mall, and applying many coats of mascara, they tottered out on nine-inch heels and, singing a rendition of "A New Hope" by Blink 182, they set out looking for stones again.

Along the way they met a frog, and Cobra, looking most like Eva, kissed him, but nothing happened. The Frog yelled some obscenity at her and leapt away.





....um..okay.

`Ducky

[Hareoic]

Sorry I haven't posted for awhile. I just bought paper mario and I can't STOP!



Er, very funny new continuations.

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

Back at the tavern... Much gambling was going on...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: I present to all... The Quest for Getting Stoned Betting Game! And as u can see on these monitors, Our contestants are being watched by Super Ultra Secret Spyness Cameras That Are So Super Secret James Bond Type Cameras, which are the best type of cameras http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif and so, now, we make the bets... as it is safe to make the bets now that they are Halfway through the Quest. I guess they never heard of FedEx, of course... i prefer ExFed, cause they bring a Dead Fed with every Delivery, but anyhow... back to the point... PLACE UR BETS!

*many rabbits rushed up holding thier money, most of them NOT going to GenEX, even it seemed he was on the right track...*

All bets are in! root for ur bet-ee! Winner gets 75% of all bets!



And so they trudged on, racing against a FedEX truck even they didn't know it. Kovu trudged after the big bad thug person. Duckary kinda forgot about the quest, and just keep shopping. The sky fell up. GeneX god closer to the Stoners... er... Stones. and the others just kinda walked around.

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(ok, so i waz REAL bored there)

[SlaYer]

wow you all write great parts, carry on.

im sorry i cant write anything at home, but the admins have banned me, i cant even check the jcf



_________________

Here to serve he who brings the light,

and born out of she who brings darkness..



he is the Slayer,



From the book of time.

[Ducky]

Beau, the tavern is gone. It blew up http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

`Ducky

[Kovu aka Alec]

Kovu desperatley ran after the thug's truck.

"Gimme...back...those...stones..."

"Wow, he sure runs fast for a pipsqeak, I'd better run him over now rather thanlater, and then I can get more Thugbacks, and THEN I'll have enough Thugbacks to buy that bigscreen teevee." And so, the thug stopped the car, hoping to squish the fast approaching Kovu.

"Well that takes care of that, hehe." But, as soon as the thug turned around, Kovu jumped up on the hood, kicked through the

glass and beat up on the thug, kung fu style.

And, the evil thug beat up, Kovu re-stole the stones, and began the trek back to the Tavern. But, again, before he got a meter,

he saw a strange, woogily like ghost.

"Bob!?"

"Listen, they'll be no kicking off cliffs THIS time, Kovu, I'm a big mystical voice now!"

"Ah, so it is REVENGE you want." Kovu prepared to fight.

"Not quite. You see, all the other mystical voices are really angry at me because I made you take that corn juice bath, which made the pixie angry because she was consulted, and so they made me go do a good deed."

"Okay, what's you're good deed?"

"I've come to warn you that in a few min--" Unfortunatley, at that very moment Bob, the mystical voice, was run over by a train.

"Hmm, oh well, couldn't have been THAT important." And so, he went another meter, and then suddenly, out of the bushes jumped

a made horde of thugs.

"This just isn't my day."

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

ya, but I setup a whole bunch of monitoring equipment where the tavern used to be. So, we're just betting on u until the FedEx ship arrives.

=============================================

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ(in his anouncering voice): And Kovu has tooken the lead... but he has run into another group of thugs. GenEx is coming close to the stones in second place.

*everyone started rushing over to change thier bets*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Bets are locked! unless u want to double ur bet...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: lets zoom back to last place, where Ducky and Cobra are, still shopping at the mall... unknown to them, tho, a shoppe in the mall is selling the stones for 1/2 off today...

-=At The Mall=-

*Ducky glances up at a hanging down tv screen*

Ducky: Hey, isn't that BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ on that tv screen?

Cobra: Your right...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ (on tv): ... unknown to them, tho, a shoppe on the mall is selling the stones for 1/2 off today...

Ducky: Oh, we forgot the real reason we left the tavern anyhow http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Cobra: Hurry, we must get them and return to the tavern at once.



*And so Cobra and Ducky with all thier black stuffness attempted to run over to the shoppe in thier 9-inch heals, but of course, this was somewat hard because of thier shoes*

-=At The remains of the Tavern=-

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: We shall return with the stats of the other competitors in the Quest after this evil commercial break.

[Violet CLM]

Unknown glanced away from the fascinating sight of a bumble bee, and looked oddly at GenEX. "What are you doing here, Gen? Did you jump through the big-big hole too?



"Actually, I'm going towards the cavern where water rips upward. It's spiffy, because the stones we need are mined there!"



"Stones? I can't be bothered with stones. I have become a BUMBLE Bee watcher! The field is TOTALLY not exploited!"



Shaking his head, GenEX walked away from the obviously crazy rabbit, shaking his head. Oh, I said that already? If anything was to be done about the 'Tavern, he would have to do it himself! He started singing. (http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif) "I CAN BE MY OWN MAN, BE WHAT I WANT TO BE! I DON'T TAKE NO ORDERS, NOPE NOT FROM NOBODY! I CAN DO IT ALL MYSELF, AND SAVE THE PLANET TOO! EVERYTHING I NEEDED HELP WITH, I NOW CAN EASILY DO! *Humming... solo*" Joyfully producing noise pollution, the Exterminating rabbit joyfully plodded along, in the direction where he guessed the cavern he sought lay.





(By the way, I'm writing this on a computer I found at my going away spot. http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif)

[Hareoic]

WoW!!! Too Cool! I'm in da' lead! YaY!



Er, continue...





*Got GenEX?*http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Kovu aka Alec]

Kovu, still desepratley clinging to the stones, nesecarry for tavern building, was being dragged by his feet to THUGHEEADQUARTERS (tm and patent pending) where for Kovu certaintly awaited oblivion or atleast really irritablness.

"Gagh, this really isn't my day..."



"Thanks alot, Bob." Beauthing said as he handed some signed papers to the one and only, blue ghosty mystical voice, Bob. Bob, who had just minutes before been released from the infirmary for severe train trauma, decided to heck with what the other mystical voices thought, he was getting a cup of revenge from Kovu.

"Mwaha." Bob laughed as he drove his truck, filled to the brim with Tavern stones(tm and patent pending) infront of the wreckage of the Tavern.

"Okay, that'll be ten thousand big ones." Bob said, extending his hand. Beaudha paused, thinking, then scowled and using his FIIIISSSTT OFFFFFF IMMMMPEEENNNITTRRABBBLLLNEEESSS*, knocked Bob out of the truck and into the sky.

"Mwaha, and now I have the stones, mwaha, and now everyones attempts to get stones are futile, mwaha, mwaha, MWAHAHA!"



Bob landed, rather uncerimoniously in the dirt.

"Agg, that Beauman, I must KILL him, but first, a little mind war, mwahaha, the enemy of my enemy is my friend, so I'll go save Kovu, wait, huh...oh, whatever."



Kovu was now deep in the bowels of THUGHEADQUARTERS(tm and patent pending) and a large group of thug surrounded him, preparing to steal his stones. Kovu sadly pulled out his only friend...a piece of corn.

"Well, this is the end, my only friend, the end...this is the end...my--***" Suddenly, in a puff of lactose, appeared a whole mob of mystical voices.

"Bob...and other people?" Kovu stood in amazement,"what are you doing here?"

"We are here to help you." The mystical voices said in bizarre unison and...then... everybody was Kung Fu fighting, do de de do del do, fast as lightning, do de de do del do**" And so, everyone was in a massive fight sequence grossing millions of bucks and blah blah, when suddenly, Bob pulled out...

"Corn juice blasters, mwaha." With thease, he shot down all the thugs, left in still, hard corn positions to consult a pixie. And, after a brief bit of thanks to Bob, Kovu took the rocks and a painting of wavy grass and escaped, back to the tavern****.



*Yes, I know the FIIIIIISSSSTTT OOOOOFFFFFF IMMMPPPENNNITRRRAAABBBLLLNESSSS is from CAAAAAAPPPPTTTTTIIIIAAAAAAANNNN AAAAMMMMMAZZZINNNNG(better known as Kazooie) but what the hay, I can create anything in a contiuation, so nyah.

**A song by Jim Morrison, if you knew that already, then here, have a cookie.

***A song by...someone, I dunno

****Thease little star thingies, and this whole continuation, where here to befuddle and confuse you into a state of blind rage so I could allow the chickens to take over, mwaha.



No matter what it says, I did NOT edit this, gahg, you think I"m lying? Infidels...



wee, hyper

[Hareoic]

When GenEX was deep within the cave, he was sure he heard a somewhat recognisable sound, but he couldn't be sure because of the echo. Suddenly, a bunch of cardboard-flat figures came out of nowhere.

(Paper)Mario and his friends told GenEX that they were going to help find the stones and rebuild the tavern!

Woop-de-doo!



How did I come up with such a silly idea? Playing Paper Mario for 14 hours since I got it(not so long ago).

And if you don't know mario's allies, then don't continue this part. Just continue with somebody else...

*is confused*

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ muttered about the stones being too expensive, and the truck driver not being an official FedEx worker*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: heh, stupid imposter... he didn't know that i knew that super move that i don't know.

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ turned on his microphone*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: COME ONE! COME ALL! EVERYONE GET A STONE AND STACK IT, WE'RE REBUILDING THE WARTAVERN! i'll just seal the stones with my ultra spiffy magic!

*many rabbits came over and took stones and stacked them, while others just sat down and got stoned http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: An update... Kovu is ALMOST TO THE TAVERN, but he has to still walk about 30 kilometers(there, for the dutchies, HERE'S UR METRIC! http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif)! so all betters on kovu seem to be having a good chance... doubling kovu's bets is now closed unless he falls into second place http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

*within about 20 min, they finished the tavern, it was all spiffy and shiny, and and and... STUFFNESS! After that, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ cast a lotta s00per binding and protection spells on it*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and so, we wait for the competitors to get here... all u better hope ur bets are right. teehee.

*suddenly, GenEX had gotten outta the cave and was catching up with kovu, both having been stoned... er... having stones http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif Ducky and Cobra were taking a bus cause those shoes were killing them, and Slayer was still at the Mcdonalds eating lotsa french fries...*



-=At McDonalds=-

McD. Person: Heres ur happy meal.

Slayer: i didn't order a hap... er... thanx http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

*Slayer was happy to get a free happy meal off some poor kid who didn't get his happy meal*

*Slayer looked inside, and found... a free certificate for a whole bunch of spiffy stones!*

*Slayer walked up to the counter*

Slayer: I'd liked to redeem my stones

*the McD.'s employee gave him a giant thing of stones*

McD. Emp.: here u are, have a nice day

*So, Slayer with his new stones, headed back for the tavern*

of course... Unknown was still staring at the bumble bee.

=============================================

Ah! I've been hooked to the word Spiffy! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Hareoic]

So?

I've been hooked on the word "stuff" and the phrase "Stuff is Good!"

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

well i've been hooked to that word forever, it seems. of course, a new word to be hooked on! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (compliments of Lamer and Spaztic, LoL). another word i'm think i might be getting hooked on is Qweehee, which in spanish it means... er... not sure if they allow that on here http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Hareoic]

Continue?

[Violet CLM]

Suddenly, and spiffily, the fascinating bumble bee flew away from Unknown's field of vision, so he decided to go looking for another one.





Wangssemvd, (Wang-iz-sem-vid) for the third time that day. tripped over the large pile of stones in the courtyard. He couldn't take it any more! Spiffily, he called his spiffy valet thingy to safely (and spifily!) remove the spiffish stones from his spiffy courtyard. Naturally, his spiffy valet thingy safely and spiffily removed the spiffish stones from his spiffy courtyard by spiffily throwing them into a large spiffy meadow. Spiffily, Unknown Rabbit happened to be in that meadow, which was exactly why they fell on his head. Poor guy.

[Violet CLM]

The one whose name is sealed and not revealed lay senseless upon the ground, until he died from a headache. When he came to, he found himself sitting between two huge statues, with Flamingos in ponds all around. "Where am I?" he asked. A rabbit angel with a small scroll..... floated up to him, and answered his question as simply and spiffily as possible. "You are in Heaven, where we worship Agama, our god, whenever we are not doing something else. And yes, I'm Sirius about this."



Before the Unknown one could speak, he was whisked off to Agama, who had something to say to him. Namingly this. "Hello, Hansol Majawk. In view of the good things you have done for all rabbitkind, I shall grant you one wish before you go to the normal chores."



The nameless newly dead was about to say that he wasn't Hansol Majawk, and he hadn't done any good things for rabbitkind, when he remembered that saying nothing was better. (See Kovu's adventure with the happy meal) Therefore, he simply wished his one wish. "I wish that I was about 20 km or so from the War Tavern land, with the stones necessary for my quest. Also a picture book with lots of Bumble Bee pictures!"



And his wish was granted.







Ducky and Cobra, their spiffy stones in a large SNEERS shopping bag also containing a leather couch, got off of the bus at the conviniently located bus stop nearby the 'Tavern. They were, of course, surprised to see the Unnamed Name Maker appear at the bus stop, also carrying the stones needed for the rebuilding.







SlaYer, his cool stones (though rather greasy) with him, encountered his final trial. He had reached the most rocky, uneven spot on all Carrotus, the PLAINS. (What, you expected an appropiate name?) Gathering courage and strength, he spiffily threw all of the stones all the way across the annoying section, and ran at spiffy speed across, just in time to recatch them. When he skidded to a stop, he was surprised to see Ducky, Cobra and a purple rabbit arrive at the same spot. Moments later, Kovu came sprinting up, also with the stones that they all carried in some fashion. (Goodness knows how!)







Gen o' Hare, who had hired a porter (offscreen) to carry his stoney stoned stones for him, was getting tired. The 'Tavern was in sight, but he didn't seem to get any closer. At least he seemed to be beating the others there! Even as he thought that, however, a lot of spiffy things happened. SlaYer and his building materials went flying into the spot, Kovu ran up with his stones, Ducky and Cobra got off of a bus with some very large and bulky bags, that Unknown Rabbit warped in out of nowhere with HIS selection of you know what, birds began singing "Ode to Joy" and a partridge in a pay-air treeeeeeee.







The six of the quest for getting stoned, er, STONES, met the others with gleeful abandon. They all had a big party, for they wouldn't want the others to think they were angry that THEY had suceeded as well, even though they were, and there was much festive stuffness. After a while, they all went back to the 'Tavern, and were welcomed by someone else's post. http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Hareoic]

But what happened to Paper Marioâ„¢ and his friends? I clearly stated in my last continuation that a 2-D plumber wearing overalls and a red cap helped me out. And it WAS Mario.



I hope you didn't forget ON PORPOSE, now DID YOU?!

*makes an explosion-like sound*

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

Some Rabbit: Hey! Who won?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: errrrr....

*opens a interdemensional portal to look at the history of wat just happened*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: i'd have to say... er... Slayer won!

*a few rabbits jumped with joy, but not many cause most didn't bet on Slayer, thus, causing to BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ be happy with all the profit he made, and so the day was... SPIFFY!*



BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and... er... that's the end of the contest!

*but then...*

-=Back in the "Real" Earth=-

News Reporter: There seems to be a plane heading straight for the World Trade Center... It LOOKS LIKE IT"S GOING TO CRASH

-In The Cockpit-

Hijacker dude: FEGWHBWBHRHEFRJNHETTNJETJHETTJEJETJEJ (some palastinenian/Middle eastern gibberish)

Pilot: ARG!!!!!!!! WE"RE GOINg TO CRASH

Hijacker dude: WERHGERHGRWHGRWH... AHHHHHH!!!

*all of a sudden a tear appeared, and then the plane went through it, and it seemed to suck 3 other planes, and burped up Paper Mario and his gang, who plummeted to wat seemed to be thier deaths, yet good spiffy video game dudes don't die*

-News Reporter-

News Reporter: It seems the plane has disappeared... and just moments ago, mario was seen plummetting to his most unlikely and less likely to happen death...

-=Carrotus=-

*Just then, 4 planes appeared out of a rift in carrotus*

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ok, it's a bad knockoff, and i shouldn't be writing about it, bleh... SUE ME! http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Violet CLM]

But they all got there at the same time! Grrrrrr.

[Wazz Wackrabbit]

In the Tavern...



Wazz was sitting by a table, drinkin'

his carrot juice. As he finished, doors opened. Wazz sniffed. Perfumes? he thought.

A blue-furred rabbit.. DrJones, Wazz thought, got up and ran to doors.

"Hello, sweet", Wazz heard.

He smiled. "CHAAARGE!"

Wazz, his blaster off, shot Heat-Seekers.



They flew thru the pair, leavin' them untouched... "ACK!" Wazz groaned. He

warped...



Outside Tavern...

"Yee, sweeto!" Wazz muttered, watching

Lori and DrJones kiss...

*BANG!* Suddenly, 4 airplanes exploded in air

on Wazz's eyes... Whoa, he thought.



To Be Continued...

[Ducky]

There isNO tavern as of now.

Is there?



It was DESTROYED.

*hack hack*



But Now, we set about to rebuild it, out of stone this time.



Cobra glittered happily, her newly dyed hair flipping around. "and we have a new couch for the tavern!" She said, happily. She gave Slayer a big hug and dashed over to the piles of collected stones. "Now.. were shouldbe have the bathroom? And the barshould be here, right?" She clomped over to the middle of a small patch of white flowers.





`Ducky

[Wazz Wackrabbit]

Man, I HAD not to read it FULLY.

N/M. It is another tavern...

===========================

Wazz turned around and saw remains

of the War Tavern. Cobra, Slayer and few

other rabbits were over there.

"Heeey!", Wazz shouted.

He ran to them...

"*Too bad the War Tavern is down..*", he thought.

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

well, but u put slayer kinda in a first of the order, and i couldn't tell if it was all at the same time or not...

[Hareoic]

GenEX really hated it when his friends were thrown out thru a plot hole. He grabbed one from B-man's pocket and threw it. Paper Mario and his gang were back, if about to have a heart attack.

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Sorry, can't get rid of em'!

[Hareoic]

Strangely enough, the stones everybody had brought (except mine, of course) were fake. They just knew it somehow, so they were disqualified. Bucky won and Beauman was disappointed that he had to give away much of the money he earned.



Bucky was certainly smart to get his friends out of the plothole. The were able to help so much, nobody else even started by the time they finished.



GenEXMRT: I think our guests shoyld be able to stay. I got something they will certainly like.

And he led them inside.

Of course, because everybody was still shocked that the Tavern was rebuilt so fast, they stood in placed with their mouths wide open for a whole 24 hours.

[Violet CLM]

Actually, if you read my post carefully, you'll notice Bucky got to the point where they all met first. However, after that they did go on to the 'Tavern together.

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

ok, so genEX won, that means i get the most money of all because no one bets on GenEX, LoL... don't ask why http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hareoic]

EEK! The Story is Almost Dead!

[Kovu aka Alec]

"So...the Tavern's rebuilt, eh?" Kovu said nonchalantly as they sat about in the Tavern.

"Yea..." Somebunny said.

"So...no quests to go on?"

"Nope."

"No villians to fight?"

"Naha."

"No damsels to save?"

"Nill."

"......................

I'm bored."

Suddenly, just at that moment, through the new and freshly waxed door burst a whole brigade of gun toting foxes.

"Agh! Who the heck are you?!" Slayer shouted in a 'get out of my bar' tone of voice.

"I'm Barg." A short, fat one said.

"I'm Clyde." A tall, skinny one said.

"I'm Jugrgd." A squinting one said.

"Blagagnga." A idiot said.

"And I'm ClockWork." A average type one said,

"and we're the friends of...Xavier!"

...

"Who?"Gen spoke up.

"You know, Xavier, the cloaked chap with whispy writing that didn't talk much who YOU all ran off!"

...

"Who again?"

"The fox!"

"Ooooooohhh...." Everyone said in unison.

"So...you're here to get revenge because we ran that Xavier chap off?" Beauthing stated the obvious.

"Yea." And so the inevitable battle ensued with the bullets a' flying and the missles twisting and lazer bolts...lazering and punching and kicking and kung fu fighting and magic spells and general mayhem.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Deh Duh Deeeeh!!!!!

What will happen next, I dunno, do you?!

[Ducky]

GEEz, Gen doesn't know who Xavier is!

*sarcasm*







Ducky catiously approachaed ClockWork. "Hi! Want a drink?" The fox looked at her, then set down his bazooka an accepted it. "I'm Ducky!" She sai in a nervous high pitched voice. They immersed themselves in a deep technological conversation about astrophysics and their personal lives while the brawl around them grew in fury and heat.





:P Sue me.

`Ducky

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, who saw the Ducky and the fox person dude drinking, had thought up an idea...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ jumped up onto the bar*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: FREE BEER FOR ALL, PROVIDED BY OUR GREAT BARTENDRESS, DUCKY!!!

*everyone stopped wat they were doing*

Ducky: Oh no... not again...

*everyone rushed up in a mob to get thier free beer*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, noticing how everyone was bored, and how much money he generated from being bet tender, since GenEX won, had an idea...



*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then got up on the stage that wasn't really there*



BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Ladies and Gentlerabbits, lil' wabbits and... er... well, y'know... i would usually present u with Cannibal Feud, but since the recent money i've made, i have decided to host a contest... since i'm feeling lazy right now, i don't feel like searching for this great item... You shall be questing for an item known as the Ishamiko Squalinike, which is some alien language for the artifact... but that's not important right now... the finder of this item shall get a cash prize of 2,000,000,000Ç...

*everyone gaped at the announcement*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ... Of course, the entrance fee is 8,000,000Ç, which pays for maps, supplies, and various other helpful things which can help lead to the artifact... you may be organized in teams of up to 4 people, which would help eachother pay for the entrance fee... so... SIGN UP NOW!

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All who want to participate in this event, due to the lack of storyline around here, sign up http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Violet CLM]

Meanwhile, four planes non chelantly crashed into a lake, without anyone noticing.





Unknown (I ran out of weird names) signed up, being as bored as Kovu. Unfortunately, he ended up being grouped with Blagagnga, Bucky and a Waffle on a Loincloth. They somehow managed to all pay for the nifty stuff Beauo (was his name-o) mentioned in his post that I'm too lazy to go and copy into this message in case you're too lazy to scroll up a little and check for yourself, so they somehow managed to start off first. The only problem was that Blagagnga ate the Waffle and wore the loincloth, resulting in a group of three.





Meanwhile, other groups were emerging. Barg, Clockwork, Jugrgd and Clyde were one, while Ducky, Blacksheep, Derby (Who wasn't there) and Tobias (Who also wasn't there) were another.





Blarg, someone else do something.

[Kovu aka Alec]

"What?! I don't get in a ultra spiffy group!?" Kovu pouted, then escaped to the roof of the Tavern, where he planned

eViL rEvEnGe!

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: 3 teams already! any more teams? Kovu is alone so far http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif JOIN NOW!

[Kovu aka Alec]

"No need, Beauman!" Kovu shouted down, waving his eViL pIkE, eViLlY,

"I shall get my revenge. Blast thy honor and confuse thy name...wait...or is it confuse thy honor and blast thy name, oh well, never mind, REVENGE COMETH!" And he stalked away, preparing his army of eViL rEvEnGe.

[Hareoic]

Bucky, feeling very sorry for Kovu, decided to take action before anybody else was killed*.

"Hey, Kovu," He called, "I'll let you join this team."

"OK."

GenEX almost wished he hadn't done that. He sensed that the waffle and loincloth were both enchanted, but he decided he'd win, anyway.



He asked his other selves to form a circle. Then they joined hands and chanted.



Well, to everybody's disappointment, they summoned it from its hiding spot.**



"WE WIN! WE WIN!"

Beauman was very VERY depressed because everybody asked for a refund. He was ready to kill Gen***, but he knew what to do.



"Er, B-Man, I think you'd like this gift..."

And produced a mountain of gold in B-Man's store vault.

And the Big B was happy.



But everybody else was quite steamed.

Producing a few pouches full of 500 gold chunks****, he made a HUGE mall appear out of Nowhere and said the first 1,000 purchases were free.



And there were 9,754 shops btw.

* Blacksheep was one of them, if you recall.

** Dunno where that was...

*** I might have gotten used to it, but I get it mixed up with Tyf's name.

**** The bags are small, but have huge capacity.

[Violet CLM]

There goes the plot. http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/pukey.gif

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

GenEX, u killed the plot http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif c'mon... I try not to kill ur plots, so don't kill mine! gawd... u'd start thinking it's Beau's Plots season...

=============================================

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hmmmmmmmmmm...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ examined the item*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: er... HEY! THIS AIN'T THE ITEM! This is just one of my old Duhickies!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: THE CONTEST IS STILL ON!

*So everyone raced out in thier spiffy space ships in one of the 4 different galaxies mentioned*

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ sat back sipping Sindarin Wine while elevator music played in the backround* http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

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Try to kill meh plot, will ya? heh, tough luck! http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Cobra]

"DIE!" a figure clad in red and black proclaimed as she shot the speaker that was blaring the evil elevator music.

Throwing a cross at Beauman's head, she proclaimed "Beware the vampires!" then dissapeared into a dark corner.

[Kovu aka Alec]

As Kove was being ushered to one of the four galaxies* he once again drew his eViL pIkE.

"Forget this! I want to be a villian!" So he whacked Gen over the head and stole a fighter in the ships hangar bay and flew back to Carrotous, to once again plan his eViL rEvEnGe.

"Bwah-Bwah ha-bwah ha-bwahahahahahahahaahahahahha!"

[Hareoic]

*yawn*

Very cute, very cute...

*teleports him out of the war ship and into the tavern jail while the ship blows up*

I told you I'm not gonna kill anybody, and besides, do you LIKE the idea of being sucked into an alternate dimension because some stupid-looking "Comb Man" beat you? It's too humiliating in my opinion...



Now then, any more traitors?

*eyes glow blood red*

I didn't think so...

[Cobra]

Now now Gen. Part of the rules of the War Tavern theme story is that you have to deal with other's stories just as they have to deal with yours. Most of the fun is trying to find a creative way out of things, not just beam people out and blow up their ships.

[Hareoic]

But it's so very LAME! And besides, somebody already tried that and they were HUMILIATED BY A STUPID COMB!!!

[Hareoic]

Anyway, try a better plot PLEASE! And if possible, make it long, because I finish reading entire novels in a few hours, so I'm a very speedy reader.

[Kovu aka Alec]

Hello? Gen! I HAVE A PLOT, I am not just being a villian for the sake of it, I AM going places with it.



Suddenly, a evil soceror beamed onto Gen's ship and sapped him of all his powers and made it so his ship couldn't move, and

then the soceror beamed away.



*snarl*

[Ducky]

But then a stange tapping noise ushered from somewhere else.



Everyone was silent.

Tap.



"Hey!!"a familiar voice yelped. A small dishelved figure tottered in and swatted at people's ankles with a cane. The cane tapped on the floor and everyone let out their breath. 'Oh , its only you.."





`Ducky

[Kovu aka Alec]

It's Xavier, he lives! Wootness

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

i thought only moderaters mainly had canes... so could it be Addie[Or Ducky]? http://jazz2.nagcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Ducky]

The plot thickens...



da duh duuuuuuuh.

`Ducky

[Hareoic]

Actually, since I DON'T have a ship, you just blew up Kovu's ship, Kovu and all!

And that sorcerer thing seemed like that one plot I made that SOMEBODY HAD TO RUIN! Y'know, the cloud thingy, except here an evil sorcerer is going to use my powers for evil stuff. You should try not to resurrect other people's plots, no matter how different they are than the original.

[TheMessenger]

"Can someone get rid of this guy"?

Messenger asked as he suddenly appeard out of a foggy place that was all foggy because it was filled with lots and lots of...fog..

[Violet CLM]

"Genky's DOWN!" screamed Never Mind, as BucEX (By the way, does "GenEX" come from the Generation X of Marvel Comics? The short term for Generation X is GenX so I was just wondering) fell down to the ground. The evil-type culprit, Kovu, ran away into a spaceship and ended up teaming up with a Comb that had been mentioned. Together they would destroy the WORLD! Or barring that, a Mc Donalds. Not the one where Wakeman works, of course.



Blagagnga, with loincloth at hand and Waffle at stomach, quickly shot and maimed a nearby dead body and then hurled it through space to Tubelectric. "YOU shot and maimed Mr. Continuity and hurled him through space to Tubelectric and then hurled him through space back here and made him REALLY dead? You're so evil!" shouted Unknown. "Burp." said Blagagnga, looking for more Waffles. Unknown was close to tears, being insane. "What a group! Generation Ex was smashed on the head, the Waffle and the Loincloth were destroyed, they were replaced by a villain who ran away to come back another day, I'm insane and the last member is a worse villain then Kovu! He made Mr. Continuity REALLY dead!" Unknown was always very hyper when it came to Continuity. Meanwhile, Blagagnga walked away in search of more people to shoot and maim and hurl through space.





"BUAHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Kovu, dancing around his cubicle which wasn't mentioned before. "I'm so evil, I teamed up with Kovu!" "Actually," said the evil Comb, "you teamed up with <u>me</u>. I'm the one who teamed up with Kovu." "Be quiet," said Kovu grumpily. "I'm writing lines for your speech." "Oh, sorry. So, what do we do today?" Kovu pointed out a large "to do" list on the wall, reading;



Noon: Have fun remarking on the fact that it is Noon.

12:20: Have fun remarking it isn't Noon anymore.

1:00: Have a big party.

1:30: Continue the party.

2:00: Blow up the WORLD! Or barring that, a Mc Donalds. Not the one where Wakeman works, of course.

2:30: In the tradition of all evil villains, try to kill eachother off without using open warfare.

3:00: Vote "Great" on the latest Jazz 2 Online poll 300 times.

3:30: (This time for rent)

4:00: (This time also for rent.)

4:30: (I beg of you, rent me!)

5:00: Play Monopoly.

5:05: Buy Rentnor Avenue.

5:30: Play Monolithpoly.

6:00: Have another party.

7:00: Make tomorrow's "to do" list.

8:00: Sleep.

8:10: Try and kill eachother some more while sleeping.

[Violet CLM]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch:





The evil music player fell to the ground, mortally dead, as Beauman was smashed in the head with a cross. Of course, this wouldn't have happened if it had been Beauman who wrote this. Xavier - feeling unusually helpful because he couldn't really remember if he was evil or not - tackled the red and black figure, who had hidden imperfectly in a dark corner! "It's..... Cleever!" shouted X, recoiling in horror. Cleever, angry that he had been ressurected by an admin, and so couldn't do anything evil, simply fell asleep.



"Spiffy!" shouted Beauman, who was in very painful painish pain. If you don't believe that Beauman was in very painful painish pain, try getting Cleever to throw a cross at your head and see if you feel in very painful painish pain after that. I garuntee you will. Following up with "Ow!", Beauman ran into his weapon shop and didn't come out until everything was safe, which wasn't for quite some time. However, he did have a lot of plot manipulation machines in there.

[Captain Crunch]

no one really knows where i am or supposed to be so don't ask. but im somewhere. stalking you all...

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

hmmmmmmmmm... a cross in the head would work, but does that effect believers of Christ? bleh... anyhow...
==============================================
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, who was in much painish pain in the back of his shop, muttered about himself not being as buff and strong as he was in the old days
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: bleh... getting old... right now i could really use one of them mod canes... ah... my back! *cough* *cough*
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: lets see here... let's cook up a plot...
*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ pushes a button on the wall, causing many plot altering machines to pop up from the floor*
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hmmmmmmmm... pull some of these... push this... maybe crank this up a little bit... then...
*within, a microwave like *ding!* could be heard, with a holograph for printed out (these are just a bunch of specially charged electric atoms that turn into matter, and then dissapate in 8 hours, unless u stuff it in a computer :))*
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hmmmmmmm... Plot # 6,985,163,074,386,209...
The Space Race, being a complete flunk, was completely forgotten by the other people, except Kovu, who is still in space trying to kill his comrades. All of a sudden, a warp field appears, with a giant like Titan, telling them to move (Sound Familar? Hey! So wat if i'm not creative) to another dimension, which the brave rabbits fight, even that old ahernia broken backed fighter wannabe who...
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Hey u friggen gadget! i have feelings y'know! :)
*the long insult seemed to disapear*
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: thank you... and then... er... well... i shouldn't read this part, otherwise the plot isn't interesting...
*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ reads down at the bottom to find a timer ticking*
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: This plot will start in 5:00, 4:59, 4:58... bleh, i'm gonna get some Sindarin Wine...
*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ walks over to the bar to chat with everyone one, which he does on a rare occasion, and enjoys his wine, waiting for the plot to develop*

[Ducky]

Noticing that the Tavern didn't seem to be a shrine or place of autographing for Gen anymore, Ducky scuttled to the bar and ordered a Rigelion synth-ale carrot beer, but NightFire was idleing away somewhere else so she got it herself and left some coins in his cash box. She bounced happily over to the cherryt able that had been placed in the place of old, where it used to be, next to a little tiny window and a lantern on the wall. A ver dim one, but there was also a candle on the table beside a wilted pansy. She slurped her drink happily and waved anergetically at Cobra and Turbo(who is NOT HERE) who had just entered the Tavern. They joined her at her table.


Kovu, slightly drunk, reached over and snatched Beau's wine.
"Hey, thats MINE!" beau yelled, trying to snatch it back.
'Not anymore!" Kovu yelled back.
"You can't have it!" Beau hollered.
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah! So give it!"
Kove laughed manaically. "Make me!"

Beau reflected.
"Ok!"
A fight ensued with the wine getting spilled and Bluez pretending to be bartender while NF was away.
Perched on top of the chandelier, Action Hank said a few words of wisdom and went back to sleep.

Beau accidentally kicked Unknownie in the face while scratching Kovu and Unknown didn't take it well, and his finger caught in Tannie's hair and having the tempermant that she does, she son proceeded into the fight as well, and this sparked the pleasantly conversing Ducky, Cobra and Turbo's interests.





Siiiigh.
` Ducky

[Violet CLM]

Ummm..... Kovu was in some far away place, being a villain......



Unknown, Beauman and Tanpopo, in a rotating ball of flying stuff like you see in all those cartoons, rolled around the 'Tavern, upsetting various things. "GIVE ME BACK MY DRINK!" shouted Beauman, to no one in paticular. Meanwhile, Ducky and Co. conversed commonly about the boston tea party. Things were getting boring, as Kovu hadn't seemed to be doing anything about his to-do list.


Suddenly, the door burst open. A forlorn figure walked in, searching the floor for...... something. "My eyes hurt!" he shouted, shouting. "A customer! ¥æ¥!" exclaimed Bluez, bounding to the |)��r (™). "Oh, it's only you, DDay. Can I get you a drink, or do you care to explain why your eyes hurt?"

"A drink would be fine, Bluez." said DDay, "borrowing" Xavier's cloak. "Glad to see you're still the bartender around here."

"Actually, I'm sitting in for Beauman, who was sitting in for Night Fire, who does Ducky's old job. Will a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster do?"

"No, not really. Have a milk?"

"MILK?!?!?!?!?" Enraged at the simplicity of DDay's current drinking preference, Bluez quit, not hearing DDay's comment of "Yes, Milk." Perhaps it was because DDay was at that moment swept into the rolling ball of flying fists and fleeing fur, which only served to dullen Ducky's fascinating essay on her Cherry Table, which she was sitting on.

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, who was in the rolling ball of dust and smoke and flying fists and stuff, stuck his head above it, looking around the rest of the tavern, and hearing a tick that the plot would start in 2:35, but BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ was kinda pre-occupied, so he yelled "SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!", which everyone froze in terror, thinking it was possibly The Tick... but then realizing it was just BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, the all just picked up a table leg and started beating BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ on the head.
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ow, stopit, hey! that hurts!
*then, the omnipresent drunk kovu (omnipresent = All Present) pulled a chair leg off of THE cherry table, causing Ducky to topple over, beer getting spilled on her essay, causing Ducky to get realley P'ed off in a most unspeakable rage...*
Ducky: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... WHY DOSN'T ANYONE LEAVE MY CHERRY TABLE ALONE!?!??!?!?!?!
*Then Ducky grew into this gruesome monster, green, ogress like monster, chasing Kovu to get the cherry table leg back, and causing everyone to flee or hide behind the bar(or in my case, the shop)*
But then, Ducky was heading towards the page of text, planning on ripping the rest of the post off...
\ /\/\/\/\ /\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
| \/ \/ \ / \/ \ / \
| \/ \ /
| \ /\/\/\ /
| \/ \ /
| \ /
| \/

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

(Pretty Nifty idea, huh? :D)
[dang vB anti-word art... bleh... it would have REALLY looked like a ripped page if there WAS text art... but no... we have to go with a non-text-art board :(]

[Ducky]

Oh wow cool I'm a n ogre!


*bares her fangs*
Um, Unknownie- I wasn't really ignoring the other posts, but I couldn't understand what was happening, I'm sorry I wrecked something. But as you see he was STILL being a villian, just not as far away as he was before.


`Ducky

[Kovu aka Alec]

And so in a fit of cherryphobia and general unhippness, Kovu stalked out of Althagar's pitt of ungoodness(see piece of post which was ripped off)
"And so, now, it was time to exact my revenge, and so, Kovu stalked off!" Kovu shouted in the authorly voice he had aquired during his trials with the two legged octapus of Octavious(see piece of post which was ripped off)
"And so, with his miiiighty evillness, Kovu summoned his hordes of Blabeds, the floating orbs of fire with little stick like arms and big eyes which haunted the caverns of Bumba(see piece of post which etc...) which Kovu acquired using his Ungtha stick(you know)." Kovu shouted, and the massive, incessantly whining army of Blabeds appeared.
"Mwaha! And now! To! Attack! The! TAAAVERRNN!!!" Kovu cackled as he and his horde marched torward the tavern.

[Ducky]

Just because I'm bored, would like to set one thing straigh here.

BlackSheep did NOT START THIS TOPIC!

I did.
Now this is by no means anything hostile, I'm just stating a fact. I don't know why it says Black started it or CT was the first to post, and its no problem to me, but let it be known throughout this board that at least on the JMMB I started it!
Thank you very much. (PLease note once more, I don't care, I just wanted to say something.

*runs away in embarressment*

`Ducky

[Violet CLM]

Technically, Copptertop has the first post here, due to a messup.

[Kovu aka Alec]

With his mighty army of Blabed's surrounding him, constantly whining,
"P'Doh! P'Doh! P'Doh!" Kovu charged torward the Tavern.
"And now, his victory at hand, Kovu shouted mightly to 'Charge!'" Kovu said, the Blabed's milling about him.
"........CHARGE!" Kovu was trampled by the horde of Blabed's as they approached the Tavern

~=Conveintly Inside the Tavern=~

He Who Doesn't Know What His Name Is And Is Really Insecure Because Of It But Doesn't Want Anyone To Know That had tied up the nonexistant Night Fire with a sauage link thingy, and commanderred the Bartenderness position.
"I'd like a Chicken Pot Pie." A cloak-ed figure told He Who Doesn't Know What His Name Is And Is Really Insecure Because Of It But Doesn't Want Anyone To Know That(HWDKWHNIAIRIBOIBDWATKT.)
"What do you think this is a...KFC?!" HWDKWHNIAIRIBOIBDWATKT said.
"Or is it?" Cloaked guy said that.
"Maybe So..."HWDKWHNIAIRIBOIBDWATKT blah blah.
"In that case I'll have a Cheese Ham Burger, Hold The Ham and the Cheese?" Cloakie man.
"So all you really want is a burger?!" HWDKWHNIAIRIBOIBDWATKT did that.
"I guess so." Mesa No Jar Jar Cloak.
"DO YOU THINK THIS IS A BAKERY?!" HWDKWHNIAIRIBOIBDWATKT.
"CHEF BOYARDE OWNS YOUR SOUL!" Mistah Cloak
"JIM! I"M A DOCTOR NOT A CAT, DANGIT!"
It was at that very moment that the horde of Blabeds and Kovu burst through the Tavern door.
"And! Now! It! Is! Time! TO! RULE! TEH! WOOOOOORLD!" Kovu shouted maniacilly.

[Hareoic]

"CHARGE!" screamed GenEX- he was talking to his batteries, because charging them took a long time.
Then, realising that the tavern was being attacked, he summoned his otherselves and attacked the thingswithaweirdnameIcannotremember head on.

Meanwhile, Spazatic, who wasn't there, added SpiffyJuice to the menu. Also, Kaz, who hasn't been mentioned in a long time, belched a huge belchy belch that destroyed part of the tavern wall. Fquist, who also wasn't there, fell in love with a tavern wall, and even though he tried to win its heart, he always said "It feels like talking to a wall!".

The battle raged on, stuff is good, all your base are belong to- oops.

Continue, please.

[Violet CLM]

DARN! I made this huge post full of plot twists, and lots of other stuff, and I pressed some key (I don't know which) and the entire thing vanished and I couldn't get it bad. Oh well, here's the general plot of what I typed, so it can be part of the twisting storyline.


During the big fight, GenEx, Kovu and Night Fire are taken to the hospital, due to severe injuries, for a severe spanking.

Beauman comes out of his shop, and has a conversation with Fquist, who tells him to fix everything. When Beauman asks why, Fquist says because he'll make Beauman a moderator (just for this topic) and because he's the landlord for the 'Tavern.

At this, everyone hits the ceilling, resulting in the entire stone 'Tavern falling down, making everyone (except Beauman, who somehow survived, and Fquist/Cobra, who had Admin Super Powers) Two Dimensional.

Beauman starts taking pictures of the 2D battle, while Fquist yells at him to do something.

Meanwhile, a deserted and dirty Unknown finally finds the object that Beauman sent everyone (except Kovu and most everyone else) on a quest for. He returns, and to the distress of Beauman, presses a large red button on it.

A huge explosion takes place, the world blows up, and several centuries later comes back together. Everything on the planet is just like it was before Beauman's plotquest, but the entire universe is in the future.

[Kovu aka Alec]

Ultra wiggy, Unkownie, or should I say HWDKWHNIAIRIBOIBDWATKT, hey...wait a minute....
WE'RE ALL DEAD!
*Kovu's disembodied ghosty self begins beating the ethereal snot out of HWDKWHNIAIRIBOIBDWATKT's disembodied ghosty self*

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

Fquist: bleh... it's all your fault, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ! YOUR the landlord!
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: eh? wait a sec... i'm only the landlord for my shope, the tavern belongs to... er... i don't remember... but i don't own it, otherwise i'd already be a WT mod :) Anyhow... u got other things to worry about... like the fact your dea... or wait, ur an admin, u can't die... er... RAPE!!!
Fquist: uh...
*all of a sudden a buncha blue suited cops with billy bats fly on top of Fquist*
Kovu: but BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, how the heck we going to be living again?
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: SEE?!?! SEE?!?!?! everyone comes whining to me, just cause your dead! is it really THAT bad?!!?
Kovu: yes...
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: oh, ok... got a buck?
Kovu: I'm dead, what do u think?
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hmmmmmmmm...
*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ snatches 5 bucks from Fquist's pocket while he's getting beaten up by the old styled polices'*
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hmmmmmmmmm... where's the nearest Jack in a Box(for those Dutchies out there, that's a tight fast food place)?
*GenEX attempts to grab BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's shirt and lift him up, but he just floats right through him*
GenEX: Grrrrr... HOW CAN U THINK OF EATING AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: well, cause... uh..... i'm hungry :D and plus i need to empower myself with the all greasy and goodness of FastFood.
GenEX: Oh... WELL HURRY UP!
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ok.
*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then walked in no particular direction, of course he figured he'd have to end up at a fast food place sometime*
but then...

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ pops his knuckles*
ok, letsa gettin' postin' ere...
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BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, who walked in no particular direction, went through a Fast Food Dimensional Portal (Patent Pending), which teleported him to Fast Food Land (Also Patent Pending). There, he thought of Jack in the Box, and was whisked away ...(WHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! !!!!!!!!)
... to the head jack in the box, where he met jack...
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: wow, jack, like, ur the dude that owns the jack in the box, right?
Jack: That's right, and currently we're having a deal on 50 Monsters Tacos for 1 cent.
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Really? i wonder if they like tacos... ya, ok, can i have, like 10 chicken tender 8 pieces, 4 Large Curly Fries, 50 tacos, a Super Quencher R00t B33r, and one of those little wrapped up cheese cake slices.
Jack: Ok... you eat alot, don't you? We don't make it till you order it, so that will take about 15 secs.
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ok...
*15 seconds later*
*p00f!* <----(ok, so i jocked someone else's sig :p)
Jack: ok, that will be $8.01.
*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ hands him the cash*
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: FOOOOOOOOOOOD
*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ litterally tears the bag appart trying to get the food inside*
(all i can think about after a football game is... FOOD...{*cough*, ok and possibly cheerleaders, but that's beside the point :D})

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~-=:Meanwhile:=-~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

GenEX: Wat the heck is taking BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ so long?
Unknown something or another: heh, he's prolly stuffing his face, recovering his "Powers"
*Unknown Rabbits made the quote symbol with his fingers*
Fquist: er... a little help...
Old Skewl Policeman: No help be for your!
Fquist: Grammer Police!
*all of a sudden a mob of Grammer Police started beating off the 0ld Skewl P0lice*
Fquist: well, now that that's solved...
Ducky: Fquist, you do something, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ takes too long and procrastinates at this type of thing...
*then, as everything happens, "all of a sudden", the moving bot could be seen*
*an idea sprung into Fquist's head*
Fquist: Hey, moving bot, move topic: BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ to Forum: Middle of Nowhere in the future over Carrotus.
*in a flash, to not overuse all of a sudden, the Moving Bot went through the Fast Food Dimensional Portal (PP)...*
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: oi! let me go! i'm trying to eat here!...
*and back to whereever the heck they were*
Unknown something or another: Told u he was stuffing his face!!!
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Hey! I resent that! Magic using gets ya VERY hungry! now... er... lets see... bring back to life... hmmmmmmmm... ah...
*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ waves his hands in no particular motion for effect, and then everyone is brought back to life, on the planet carrotus, in the F|_|Ture, and eating Monster Tacos*
Kovu: So... uh... we're stuck here?
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ya, something like that, we gotta develop a plot to break the plot time barrier, usually by either helping people or getting special items or stuffness...

but then(all of the sudden, j/k)...
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Now i leave it for someone else to continue, and on a side note, i just got back from our game vs SunnySide, 36 - 6, our win. i also got to play a few plays, so it was koo ('cept they were talking crap). Ok, on with the food... er... Wartavern!

[Violet CLM]

Unknown Rabbit, trying to regain his favor in Beauman's eyes, (wait a minute, favor?) tried to make a brilliantly brilliant suggestion. "If we're in the future, (checks Beauman's posts again) shouldn't all the technology be super FoPPy, instead of all that slow stuff we had in the past, errr, present, whatever? If so, shouldn't some of the technology around here be able to warp us back to out own time in exchange for a few souveneirs or something?"

While GenEX beat up Unknown Rabbit for calling his beloved videogames "slow", everyone else pondered the astoundingly astounding thoughtful thought that you just read, unless you skip over the first part of the message, or read backwards, or WHATEVER. :roll:

After concluding it was a good idea, and pulling GenEX off of Unknown Rabbit, ("I'll kill him! Let me go, I'll KILL him!!!!") the whole group looked around them. "This doesn't look very future-like, does it?" quavered Fquist, who was totally out of his element. Indeed, it did not look very future-like. Where they expected giant space elevators, they saw prehistoric fauna. Where they expected flying spaceships, they saw what looked like pterodactyals. After a long time of gazing, Ducky, showing great wisdom for an ogre, ventured an adventurous remarkable remark. "I believe we're in the past?"

This, of course, broke the silence, and everyone started yelling at everyone else, because everyone was sure it was everyone else's fault they were stuck in the past, where there were NO time machines. So, for no reason, they decided to go for a stroll, and yell at their inner selves for solace. Soon, they stumbled across a large bunch of prehistoric creaturezs, and a rabbit running?. Walking up to the running rabbit, Cobra tried to ask where it was going, but got no further then "excuse me" before a loud voice yelled "CUT!!!!"

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

but could it be so far in the future that it's wartorn and has reverted (i.e. Water World), but that's just a thought... someone else develop the plot, i'm tired of me (and usually unknown something or another) developing the plot, let's get some fresh stuff from Spookary or GumExtract ;)

[Ducky]

No, Spookary's right. We're in the past.
And now she'll try to continue, but I have really no idea what's happeneing.

Everyone milled in an unencouraging, despairing sort of way. "So...care to dance?" The ogre'd Ducky approached Unknownie. He cowered. "I think you're too tall in this unreal form."

Ducky sniffed. "Not either!" Unknown, sensing an upcoming argument, hastened to his feet. "Waaait, why don't you dance with KOVU!" He said, trying to stop an ogre's temper from getting the better of him.

Slumped in a corner of the past, Beau pondered getting a new tattoo. "Maybe a snail!" he said loudly. Everyone jumped.

"Um."


"I'm hungry," he said after a while, trying to explain his sudden outburst.

Some kind of weird instument was being strummed in the corner, but soon an odd shape materialized in the shadows, coming towards them

"Not lost, I hope?" It leered.

Everyone starred a little bit.




I have to GO :P

`Ducky

[FreeLancelott]

a large black stead took a trot into town, and on his back a Golden clad Knight in shining Golden Armour of a Goldish tone.


in his hand, a Golden sword.


he was FreeLancelott...

[Hareoic]

GenEX, quickly thinking, grabbed one of B-O-Man's plot holes and threw it to the ground. It exploded, and, unfortunately, they were back at the Tavern. Although that plot was ruined, now we have something new to write about...

"Finally, we're back," said GenEX, relieved. Unfortunately, because he ruined yet ANOTHER plot, everybody formed an Angry Mobâ„¢ and chased after GenEX. But another one of B-O-Man's plot holes fell out of his pocket and suddenly GenEX's head split open. Like a black hole, all the Taverners were sucked inside his mind, while GenEX was lost in unconsious thought...

Now the Taverners must navigate through GenEX's mind, and must also survive his imagination. This is really gonna be tough...

[Violet CLM]

Drat, drat, double drat you, GenEX!!!! :p
I was writing all this plot enlargement and I go to check a detail, and I find you changed everything. Hold on, I'm going to go look for a loophole. If you see these words, you'll know that I just decided to post what I had written, as it makes a good recap anyway,




Ok, pay no attention to the below words. Nothing to do with the plot.

<strike>"""Everyone started talking at once. After several minutes of unintelligible babble, the golden knight raised his hand for silence. "Silence!" he added for effect. "Now, one of you give me some sort of answer."

VelKasha, calm and collected, started answering before anyone else could stick their oar in. "Beauman, the guy with the ton of tacos, sent us all to find a magic item. However, the purple rabbit over there pressed a button on the item, and everything exploded, We ended up in the future, which turned into the past as we saw dinousaurs. Then a rabbit run away, but a big voice shouted 'CUT!' and he got away from Cobra, who had grabbed him." "One moment," said the golden knight, "who is Cobra?" "Red hair, make up. Anyway, someone asked what we were doing herem and we think it was you as you appeared right after that and talked about us answering your question. Could you tell us exactly where we are, what time we're in, and where I can get one of those golden swords?"

"Answering your questions in order, cool spoken one, I proceed. You are in the set of 'Jurassic Park 2490238742073', in the year 4045, and you can get these nifty swords at"""</strike>

[Kovu aka Alec]

"WE'RE IN GEN's BRAIN! UNCLEAN!" Kovu fell over onto the side of the greyish path lined with dead trees, clearly part of Gen's imagination.
"Snap out of it man!" Unknown picked Kovu up and slapped it.
"I--I'm good..."Kovu mumbled.
"So, this is great, we THOUGHT we were on a spiffy Jurassic Park thingy, and now we're in Gen's head!" Lancelot exclaimed, having appeared out of nowhere.
"Hear ye hear ye!" The Golden Knight guy trudged up, slightly behind the rest of them on the evil path.
"What is it?" Shigeru Miyamoto, who appeared because I wanted him to, asked.
"Erm, ah...where are we?" The Knight asked.
"We're in Gens head..." Ducky explained.
"Who's Gen?" The knight asked, again. Everyone paused a moment, then said,
"The wierd guy."
"Ah...we'll, erm, that's not good, we've got to get back to the set of Jurasic Park 2490230742073."
"Hm, ohwell, we'll get out of here at some point." Beauda added.
"But the movies buget is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 KATRILLION BUCKS!" Suddenly, everyone's eyes became dollar signs.
"If we helped you get out of here...would we get any money?" Everyone asked.
"You'd each get erm...1,000,000,000,000 Katrillion Bucks if you helped me?" Teh golden knight said, feeling helpless.
And so, they set out on the path through Gen's dark and demonic thoughts....after about ten minutes, they came across a huge army of Roman soldiers.
"Hodie multa tua mortus!" One of them shouted.
"Uh oh, I think this comes from Gen's knowledge of Latin..."Unknownie said.
"Kovey, what's it say?" Ducky asked, knowing he knew the derilict language.
"Erm, the grammar is REALLY bad, but...'today, many of you,erm...oh, die, yea, today many of you die." Kovu said, then realized just WHAT he said.
"This is bad..."

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

OK, from NOW ON, the "Kill the other person's plot war" is OVER, you hear me? OVER! ESPECIALLY you, GENeratativeEXcstasy(btw, good come back :D). From this point, EVERYONE will not attempt to kill the other's plots, agreed? ok... now that that's outta the way... someone else post, i'm gonna go play RTCW Multiplayer Test, TEEHEE!

[FreeLancelott]

i rode around thru the empty streets of the town.

where was everyone?

the war tavern was burning.

i could smell rotting flesh.


the town was dead.


i moved on, with tears filling my eyes.


'where could she be...'

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

i thought we were in whoever's head

[Hareoic]

Before everybody's gooses were cooked, a bright flash appeared and the roman soldiers vanished. Then a ghost-like spirit appeared.
"Who are you? Are you some dead guy?"
"No," the figure said, "I am GenEX's soul. GenEX has been knocked unconsious and his evil thoughts are attacking him. If he is killed, you all go down dead, too."
"This is just a weird day altogether." Unknown Ribbit said.

Of course, their next challenges are to defeat the game nightmares:

Master Hand, Devan Shell, Marx(from Kirby Super Star), and, finally, the Dark Matter. Fortunately, there are weapon and armor dealers along the way, so you can suit up first. Good luck, and hurry up, the bad thoughts are giving me a nasty migrane!;)

[Ducky]

We're NOT in ANYONE's head anymore because some people keep dramatically changing the plot and I really don't want to hear it anymore okay? So we therefore ARE in someone's head but thats not my business anymore so I'm going to take a walk.


I ran out into the wet street, following the knight.

"Wait! Take me with you!"

He half turned, obviously not wanting to waste his time with a wench like myself. His eyes were deep and pained.
"Can I come with you?" I repeated.

He shrugged. I came with him, out of that dark place.







Everyone continued the difficult and insane fighting somewhere else, devoid of Ducky.

`Ducky

[Violet CLM]

Unknown, feeling not at all like minding GenEX's mind's feelings, sat down and looked at some things in GenEX's section of happy thoughts. After throughly examining them (and deciding they couldn't possible assist him in stopping the internet) he started making a tiny bit of havoc. "Gen, Gen, Gen! You like being called Gen!" he shouted. Naturally, since this was the good thoughts area, it worked.

Kovu wandered around, tripping over ACME Plot Destroyers, and often exploding into sandy giant walls and back again. It is not safe to wander in an unconscious mind.

Ducky and the Golden Knight, (who would have been Freelance if not for GenEX changing everything) who had both somehow escaped from GenEX's head, went around looking for teleporters to the movie of such a large budget. The Golden Knight had a reputation as a movie star to consider, and Ducky wanted to pay for a real house. Heck, with that money, she could get a huge multi story mansion!

Cobra, curious, walked into a dark corner of GeneralEXamples' brain, to find millions upon millions of spam messages. This was all too much. She could use her nifty Admin powers to stop the tears from ruining her make up, but there was no real way to deal with this spam except.... burning it. And considering they were all inside someone's head.......

Freelance rode into what was left of the War Tavern after all those villains had escaped from the GeneratedEXecutor's brain. All that there was standing was a forlorn cherry table, a lamp post that hadn't been there in the first place, Gendigo (who was propped against the lamp post) and the still silently snoring titans, who had been there since the first page with very little appearences. Freelance had been to this place, a long time ago. He recalled his other half trying to kill him, becoming a hero by bringing beer from the basement, an old deserted castle, and her. It always came down to her, didn't it?

The Messenger stepped out of the foggy place that was foggy because it was filled up with fog and made a profoundly profound proclamation. "This is, without pity, the penultimate proclomation before this paticularly pitiful painful plot plans to go plop!" He then, using his Instant Messenger Service powers, teleported inside GradientEXcel's brain to help the others fill the mind with fog. Fog always followed The Messenger, but no one knew why.

Xavier and Cleever, who had somehow gotten quite drunk, had sucessfully gotten themselves out of the mind only to fall through intestines into the stomach. While singing "1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 KATRILLION BUCKS on the wall, 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 KATRILLION BUCKS! take one down, pass it around, *HIC*!", they also pulled neural cords and another totally essential pieces of GenEX off and threw them around in a baseball game.



In short, things just stayed the same.

[Ducky]

GenerousEXtension was becoming rather irritated with the chaos in his head.

`Ducky

[Hareoic]

Er...
For one thing, I only dislike being called Gen because I get it confused with Tyf's name. Second, if I had my request for my older story to be deleted answered, I would've included that I USED to be a god-like rabbit so I cannot be killed from the inside or outside.

Now then, can we PLEASE se some action here? This is supposed to be the War Tavern.

[Kovu aka Alec]

We WERE gonna have a fight with romans....
*kicks a puff of philosophy and disappears into a orb of contemplation*

[Violet CLM]

Sorry, GenerationalEXception, my specialty is people walking around not doing anything. :D

[Kovu aka Alec]

Here here, Unkownie, doing nothing and standing around, amen!

[Ducky]

Mine is pouring drinks and wiping counters and riding off with brave knights.
General wenchy things. Doncha know.
In fact-- do we even have a bartender now? I can't very well stand in...
Unknownie, be the bartender for a while.


Plz.

`Ducky

[FreeLancelott]

im a brave knight :>


and gen (lollollol im so mean) that's pretty stupid. i mean god-like? geesh, thats' like so childish. no one is powerful here.


except me...

[Hareoic]

I said my character is. Duh. After all, how would I get my psychic powers otherwise? It would be tough to have to learn them, as my character is also very young. And now that my original, somewhat wrong, story about myself is deleted, I can rewrite it.
You'll see what my story is...

[Mister Dude]

Slayer Is Back,

Hail To The King, Baby

[Kovu aka Alec]

*sigh* I think we need to write up some official document about killing plotlines and flamings, and charachter generation, and general stuffness like that...

[Mister Dude]

SO WHERE ARE WE IN THE STORY I WANT TO WRITE A NEW PART, can anyone give me an update about the recent stuff that has happened?

[Violet CLM]

Cobra forlornly walked away from the huge pile of spam, looking mournfully around. Life was all so pointless, she thought, tripping on a mindworm. Sure, you could get lots of money, and lots of fame, and anything you could possible want, but why? Would there be any reason? You're still just a grain of sand in the beach of life. Better to just end it all, then have to bear this torture every day for the rest of your miserable life....

Ducky bounced happily after the Knight, providing free insightful commentary on the mysteries of life, baseball scores and other tropical terratopia topics. Golden guy, paying little or less attention, merely rode around without much purpose while appearing to be keeping busy. Dilbert cartoons are a good way to learn how to do this.

Freelance turned away from the old heap of memories, a lump in his eye and a tear in his throat. Better to leave this place, all it had meant to him. Better to start his life all over, then to always have to remember the 'Tavern, the rollicking inhabitants, the occasional village idiots. Leaving his horse to chew on a Titan's shoe, Freelance walked slowly away, thinking of fun new names like "Mister E" and "Mister Ected". The horse would eventually leave this ruin as well, in seek of the grass that was greener on the other side of the world. How tasty. Being a horse, it had little time for thinking, but it did occur to the slow beast that everyone was feeling rather sad today.

Unknown Rabbit walked away from the mindful mischief, and looked around for GenEX's latest thought. This appeared in the form of a stool. Unknown Rabbit waited a few minutes, and a bartender's counter appeared. Thinking that the mind was a great place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there, Unky Rabbish sat down upon the stool and began to take orders from all the various low life who wanted to cruelly poor beer inside GenEX's head.

Xavier and Cleever, still playing baseball with GenEX's vital organs, were rapidly becoming more drunk (you see, GenEX was unconscious, so things he imagined were slightly more true, and he was partly imagining drinking beer, which of course, would make it down to his stomach somehow) with the beer just mentioned in the previous parenthesis. (Honest!) So drunk, that when one of these necessary body parts went shooting up an intestine at a high velocity, all they could think of shouting was "Shome run!".

The above mentioned necessary body part soon made it up to GenzaX's mind, where it smashed through a weak link in thought, creating a vacumn. This vacumn conviniently sucked everyone (except Xavier and Cleever, who would soon be turned into so much stomach mush, and later disposed of in a restroom facility) out of GenEX entirely so plots could be created with more relative ease. This, naturally, woke GenEX up. (You would wake up to, if all those people {not to mention the stool and bartender counter} shot out of a hole in your head that rapidly sealed itself.) After standing around for a while and brushing various pieces of GenEX's mind off of them, (UNCLEAN!!!) the assorted creatures noticed that the 'Tavern had been demolished again. Everyone turned to Beauman instinctively, but a Mister Dude quickly pushed Beau away and said "I shall rebuild this Tavern for you, to show how awesome I am! Just give me...."

[Hareoic]

Unknown Rabbit...
I didn't KILL the plot, I just put in a side-quest, so it's not fair for you to end this plot already.
So...

EDIT YOUR POST NOW!!!

[Violet CLM]

No thank you.

[Mister Dude]

You can all call me slayer..


... A pencil, and i will draw a new war tavern for you.
And so it was Ducky and Sir LancAllot walked away and brought King Slayer, King of the cows a golden pencil and Slayer started.
He first told everybody to get out of the tavern and within a flash of an eye it was gone. He drew a war tavern that was more beautyfull then anybody ever saw, and it brought a tear to everyone's eye..

"Welcome back cousin." Ducky said as she swang her arms around his neck.

"BEER FOR EVERYONE." Slayer shouted and he drew several kegs of beer.

But then it happend.. Slayers hand got a mind of its own and drew a horrible looking creature that took the pen and flew away...

"Oh no.. its the horrible Bob, the monster of the underworld and he has my magic pencil..god knows what he will do to us..."

[Hareoic]

Then GenEX shot the monster down and gave Slayer back his silly pencil.

Why did I kill the plot? Why did Unknown Rabbit kill my misadventure?

[Violet CLM]

Oh, you try going in someone's mind for a while and see how you like it!



The Golden Knight, looking most heroic under all the strobe lights inside the new 'Tavern, uttered a statement that had been haunting him for bit or two. "This is all very well and good, but I still need to get back to my own time, and my offer of the money still stands."

[Mister Dude]

hey genex old fool, i didnt knew you were still around.
i have nothing to do with the problems between you and him so dont mess with my plotline or ill mess with you.



Genex then got swing back against a wall so hard that his pants fell down and everybody laughed.:lol:

[Hareoic]

I hate to break it to you but...
*gulps*

Everybody here that is a rabbit doesn't wear pants.

[Kovu aka Alec]

The Golden Knight proposed the thingy, still wanting to escape this bizarre confusion of plotness(due to the death of Mr.Continuity and all teh Plotholes), everyone considered, 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000 KATRILLION bucks, or sitting around in the Tavern being bored. They considered it, for about a millisecond.
"We'll take you back to, erm..."
"Hollywood, on earth." THe Golden Knight said. Then, Kovu cried out,
"Wooohooo! The Simpsons are going to---erm, The Flintstones are goin--The Jazz Jackrabbiters are going to Hollywood!" Everyone cheered.
"...but how?"

[Hareoic]

"Heh, 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000 KATRILLION bucks? That's all you can offer? I got an unlimited supply of gold in my alternate dimension, but here's an idea..."Gen whispered something in the knight's ear and the knight nodded his head. THe two immidietly vanished without even a puff of smoke for exactly 1.45 seconds. Then Gen came back alone, carrying a huge load of money. Before anybody could ask for some money, he dropped every single bit of it in the box that read "SAV TEH DUKKEY FUND"(with backwards "K"s). He looked very pleased with himself. But nobody else was (except Ducky, because she got all the money for her fund).
B-O-Man screamed,"WHY THE **** DID YOU DO SOMETHING SO STUPID?! YOU IDIOT! I COULD'VE- I MEAN WE COULD'VE ALL LIVED OFF THAT MONEY! YOU LITTLE RAT OF A RABBIT! I'M GONNA MANGLE YOU-"
Before he could finish, GenEx pointed out,"In case you haven't noticed, I never removed the shopping mall with everything for free that has everything you would want. I don't see why you're mad. They even sell huge wads of money for free there-"
He was cut of by the stampede of rabbits hurrying to get their fill of goodies and cash. Because he didn't want them to actually stop arguing with him, he installed an invisible tripwire undetectable by anybody but himself. And everybody (pun intended) fell for it.:lol:

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

...

[Violet CLM]

And you accuse ME of killing plots?

I make things work out in a unbelievable, yet funny way.

You, on the other hand, merely cut a plot off with a knife, just when it's getting fun. Chop! Loose ends killed and everything, no real reasoning. I remember a while ago, when Cobra was editing your posts with "Stop killing the story lines.". Please, Cobra? :p

[FireSworD]

Mind if i start writing here?

[Violet CLM]

Nope! You can't be any worse then I am.

[Ducky]

I thought the golden knight was Freebie? Lol oh well.




Ducky, who was oblivious to whatever plot Unknownie had tried to continue and whatever Gen had just sliced, offered Slayie and Freebeh seats at her cherrywood table and poured them hot mulled cider and they began discussing where to hold the next 4-H meet.




`Ducky

[FireSworD]

Sorry! :confused: i'm gonna have to read some of the older parts of this story for me to write some parts to it.

[Kovu aka Alec]

But Kovu(using his infinite empire of super soldiers that can never be killed and will never die and can destroy the entire universe with a single blast, and love Kovu so much they give him all there money once every milliasecond)activated his time machine(which was given to him by his crowds of adoring fans)and went back in the past and stopped Gen from doing that.


How'd YOU like it, Gen?

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

u bought the time machine from me :) 2 for 1!!! :D

OK, it is OVER, ok? OVER! u both have settled the feud, now burry the hatchet and stop killing eachother's plots.

*mutters about this being the reason he wanted to be WT mod*

[Kovu aka Alec]

I only retaliated beau, he fired the first shot.
Very well, then, the plot deaths are over, as of now, unless someone starts them up again.

[Hareoic]

Well, this is what we all wanted, right?
You didn't like SlaYer as a moderator, which you clearly expressed in my poll, so this is the result. Chaos in the War Tavern, nobody to edit the posts...

What You See Is What You Get...

And all I see here is...

CHAOS!!!

[Violet CLM]

After the wavy flashback effect had subsided, and the ultra spiffy time machine had conviniently disappeared, everyone was back just before GenEX had used his plot wrec, errr, psychic powers to send the Golden Knight home and take all that money for no reason except to make everyone mad.

Hollywood!" Every cheered.
"...but how?"
"I'll tell you but how!" shouted GenEX, jumping onto a table and upsetting a drink onto SlaYer's head. "We'll use my awesome psychic powers that can do everything because I'm so perfect I'm even more perfect then chickens which are more perfect then Gizmo and considering how perfect Gizmo is you've gotta sa-" SlaYer yanked GenEX off of the table for pouring a drink on his head, and took the podium. Err, table.

"Dudes, Taverners, Whatchamacall'ems, lend me your ears! Not literally, of course, but give me a listen! Now the best way to take spots off a dress is a wall! Then we saw the cat wipe the spot off the dress. Now the dress was all clean, but the wall! What a mess!" Before SlaYer could turn the page to the next verse, unfortunately, Fquist banned him, causing an immediate retreat to the Rage of Evil messageboard, where bad content reigns overall.

The next to attempt to make a speech on how to return the Golden Knight to the set of Jurassic Park (something or other) was attempted by DDay.(who was there, as you may recall) "I shall attempt to return yonder Golden Knight to the place from whence he came! I shall need a little help, of course, for I have no thoughts of doing this task all alone. It is good I have someone to help me! Right here in my hat on the top of my head! It is good that I have him here with me today, he helps me a lot. This is Little DDay A." And then Little DDay A took the hat of HIS head. "It is good I have someone to help ME," he said. "This is Little DDay B. And I keep him about, and when I need help then I let him come out."

At this point in the proceedings, Kovu cleverly noticed the obvious influx of Cat in the Laundromat material, and went around to the back of the 'Tavern to investigate. Sure enough, the dead form of Mister Continuity was laying there, with a tall red and white striped hat on his head. Kovu, showing great presence of mind, quickly ate the hat. It was, after all, peppermint.

Inside the 'Tavern, everything reverted to abnormal, and Unknown Rabbit figured out exactly what Kovu had meant earlier. "Dudes, Dudettes, Ungenderized creature, (Claw) let us recreate the fabuous SPACE WAR TAVERN(â„¢)! We shall steer the space craft to Hollywood, Earth, and there find a way to enter the future! Much easier if we're already in the right spot, you know, and there should be at least ONE working time machine in Hollywood. Besides, I've always wanted to visit earth. I have a cousin there named Little Bunny Fufu."

Admist the cheering for a wise thought, Beauman, knower of everything he knows, raised a valid point. "Errr, Unknown something, Little Bunny Fufu was turned into a GOOOO."

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And then they all started to reassemble the fabulous SPACE WAR TAVERN(â„¢) for lack of anything better to do, not to mention the prospect of untold KATRILLIONs.

[BæÅüMà Ñ]

ya, kovu, i know u didn't start it, but to act like the all evil and powerful teachers, "it doesn't matter who started it, your both in trouble!"
==============================================
And so, the rabbits, stopped from fighting over the plot and other nothingness, worked together for once to build a time machine. BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ just kinda sat back, watching the scene in unbelief, and relaxing from now having to do something for once, and layed back in the conviently placed reclining chair, drinking an ice cold bottle of Dad's Rootbeer, and reading a newly acquired magic book.

*an hour later*
GenEX: hey, wait, i know, lets go teleport to a distant plan...
Kovu: No, we're getting the money and that's final.
GenEX: but...
Kovu: No
GenEX: bleh...
*with displeasure, GenEX decided not to continue on with his suggestion, the subject disregard and forgotten*
Unknown Something or Another: hey Beau Thing, why aren't u doing anything?
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: cause, i'm tired
Unknown: o, ok.
within that time, an african swallow followed by the Monty Python gang trotted by, a mirror broke, some stuff fell, and... Lemon Pie.... MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Hareoic]

After the SPACE WAR TAVERNâ„¢ was finished, everybody marveled at their work, exept for B-O-Man, who didn't do anything. GenEX noticed something was missing... then he knew what it was, A BUNCH OF HUGE SCREEN TVS WITH SURROUND SOUND AND DVD! He went to work.. for 5 seconds, and he was finished. After all, a psychic doesn't need to work very long.

Now that it was finished, GenEX whispered into Ducky's ear. She nodded and went inside the Tavern. Soon, sizzling, bubbling, and popping noises could be heard. Then GenEX whispered into B-O-Man's ear. He nodded, and got out some multicolored holographic stencils and drew a big sign above the door. He is what it said:

IN-FLIGHT MOVIE: Spaceballs(PG) Buttered Popcorn and Drinks will be provided by the bartendress. Enjoy the movie.

A stampede of rabbits ran in to buy their buttered popcorn and drinks at bargain price and went to see the movie.


Well, I happened to like Spaceballs, so that's the one I chose.

[FreeLancelott]

yes! i am the golden knight. who dares argue this? what's this? GB? HAHAHAHAH YAH BULL! i remember i ran into his server and dissed him back when i was a n00b. lollollol i feel like such a dweeb now.

anyhoo, im the Golden Knight Lancelott. I have come to save all the fair maidens from your wrathful wrath, oh evil GenEX (what the heck kind of name is THAT, anyway?)

i shall defeat you with my wit.

[Violet CLM]

Well, let's put it this way. Freelance is the one galivanting around without his horse, looking for a new name, and Alantrium is the sucessful movie actor. Is that ok?

[FreeLancelott]

sounds like a deal to me :>

[Hareoic]

I guess everybody thought the film was just "OK"...
Darn...

[Violet CLM]

For what it's worth, I've never heard of "Spaceballs", though it sounds like a type of candy.

[FireSworD]

It was "spoof" of a lot of movies like "Star Wars".

[FreeLancelott]

by mel brookes, no?
i love his movies.
but i'ven't seen spaceballs but once and that was a long time ago.

[Hareoic]

....................
Can we continue yet?

[Violet CLM]

Everyone is watching the movie.