Tales of Uberbob: Part 2 of, hopefully, 2

[cooba]

Say: "Which door isn't exit?"

[Lem_Gambino]

"Which door isn't exit?" you ask the Egam. "The exit isn't east," he replies in a cryptic voice that mysterious people use.

Ninjajazz shouts "PORK FOR BEANS LOLOLOLOLOL XD" but is promptly DELETED by Lil' Stiny the Wonder Rat. Have a nice afterlife!

[cooba]

Enter East Door.

[Lem_Gambino]

You open the east door. The hallway leading through it is identical to the one you used to get in here, with bricks and such. You enter the hallway and see another door ahead. Now what?

[NinJazz]

Now the door opens and there is orc... (just take that to story)

[cooba]

Go through door

[Lem_Gambino]

<b>No deciding consequences to actions. Example:</b>
BAD: <i>Look behind the rock and accidentally find a machine gun.</i>
GOOD: <i>Look behind the rock.</i>

<b>No playing it as a "Round Robin Story". I'm the "author", not you. Example:</b>
BAD: <i>And then everybody fell off a cliff and died.</i>
GOOD: <i>Fall off the cliff.</i>


Read this until it is burned into your frontal lobe, Ninjajazz. >(

Your go through the door. As you step out, you find yourself in...the same room you started in! How odd. O_o

[cooba]

What one, the brick corridoor or the something with Egam?

[Lem_Gambino]

The lava room. >=)

[cooba]

Ask Egam which door isn't an exit.

[Lem_Gambino]

"The exit isn't east," he says.

[cooba]

Go East.

[Torkell]

Ask the Egam "Where does the east door lead?"
Repeat for each door.

[cooba]

ASK WHERE THEY DON'T.

[Lem_Gambino]

You go east again, and end up back in the lava room. "Where does each door lead?" you ask the Egam. "I can tell you nothing," he says.

EDIT IN RESPONSE TO COOBA: "None but seven of the doors don't take you where you're not going," he says.

Look at what the goggles said.

[Torkell]

"Do not tell us where the doors lead"

"Do not tell us where the exit is"

[Xion]

Point at door 1
Say: "This is not an exit?"
Wait for response

[NinJazz]

"Nope, it is entrance :p"

[cooba]

QUIET, DOLT.

[Lem_Gambino]

Ninjajazz: DELETED!

"None but seven of the doors don't take you where you're not going," he repeats. "And the exit is not east."

Too easy.

[cooba]

Go west.

Page has been aquired.

[Lem_Gambino]

Pre-Win 3.1 Disk 2 Page 14 has been mystically added to the Thirdnote.

A jar of cookies has appeared on Cooba's lap. =)

Figuring out the mystic clues the Egam told you, you enter the door that is marked west. another brick-laden corridor awaits you as you step out of the stifiling hot lava "room" and into the relative coolness of the hallway. The bricks slowly change from rusty red to steel grey, then change to a dull orange as you apporach the door at the opposite end. Enter the breach?

[cooba]

gogogo throught the door

GET AWAY FROM MY LAP YOU PEDOPHILE.

[Lem_Gambino]

Fine, no cookies for you! *jar vanishes*

You cautiously open the door. Arid desert heat brushes across your face as you look out: It is indeed a desert wasteland, but this area has palm trees and a clean, sparking lake that is several feet deep. An oasis, if you will. The sun is beating down, but isn't nearly as hot as it was back in the lava room; more like "hottest day of summer" than "inside of an oven." Wandering along the edge of the lake is another cloaked figure, but whether or not he/she is identical to the Egam in the other room is unknown. Regardless, there are doors set up just like in the previous room, floating there as if held up be some unseen force along the edge of the oasis. Each door is marked by a direction on the compass, N, NE, E, SE, S, SW, W, or NW. Still no door marked "D," for Dennis. D= The CD Player Guy plays the theme form The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time's Gerudo Desert(?). What will you do now?

[cooba]

"Where aren't correct doors?"
"Did you mean apply?"

[Lem_Gambino]

You are talking to yourself...which is makin Leetzan worried. In other news, Fooruman has eaten some sand. "It tastes of SAND," she says. Leetzan decides to move away from you two.

[cooba]

"Where aren't correct doors?"
"Did you mean apply?"
SAY THAT TO EGAM. >(((

[Lem_Gambino]

You don't know if the person there is an Egam or not.

[cooba]

SAY. THAT. TO. THAT. PERSON. NOW.

[Lem_Gambino]

A simple "talk to person" would have sufficed...

"The incorrect door is not Northwest," he says.

[cooba]

Go Southeast.

[Lem_Gambino]

After convincing Leetzan that you're not crazy, and pulling Fooruman out from under the sand, you head off to the southeast door. It still boggles the mind on how these doors float like that, but after seeing Bionic Thief Lords and a 15-year old magician, you accept things just as the way they are.
You open the door and enter the hallway, leaving the desert oasis behind. The bricks are once again dull orange, but change to a lemony yellow as you approach the opposite door. You feel your hair(fur?) stand on end as you approach to door; apparently there is a strong electrical current here. Dare you enter?

[Xion]

Gnaw on finger.

Enter door.

[Lem_Gambino]

You gnaw on your finger and cut yourself. D=

You open the door and step out onto a cold metal surface. You feel a slight tingling sensation from what appears to be a large amount of electricity being generated. No wonder: You seem to be standing on top of a large industrial power plant, a humongeous energy generator in the center, looking like an oversized version of those transformer poles you see while driving out in the country. The pole is about 30 feet tall, with many wires hanging from its upper reaches, extending to other buildings. Speaking of which, the plant is surrounded by several tall buildings, but they are of the old, quarantined(sp?) variety. You look over the side of the building and see nothing but fog; it does look like early morning after all. The skies above are thick with fluffy clouds, but it doesn't look like it'll rain (which would definately be a bad thing). The doors that have been apparent in the other "rooms" are embedded into the sides of octagonal base of the tower, and another cloaked figure is slowly walking around the base of said tower. Fooruman tries to run over to the tower to take a better look at it, but Leetzan holds him back, saying, "It is no7 safe her3. If Unf00ruman is truly ebi1, then I'd b3t he'd m4ke it rain if we do something stupid."
"Do not baffle with your foul musings, sir!" Fooruman shouts, stuggling. "I must taste this tower to see if it tastes of METAL!!"
Leetzan's right; the clouds are growing darker, and judging by the storm you saw on the way into Unfoo's Tower, you could be in for a world of hurt. Better do something now or later.

[NinJazz]

Yep. I tried to say this but Cob-san started yelling. :rolleyes:

[Lem_Gambino]

O_o

What were you trying to say?

[Torkell]

None but seven of the doors do not take you where you're not going
<s>None but</s> seven of the doors do not take you where you're not going
Seven of the doors do <s>not</s> take you where you're <s>not</s> going
Seven of the doors do take you where you're going

Am I right?

Edit: ignore all that mess above. My fault for not realising there was a page 14.



I would suggest moving away from the tower, as standing atop what is basically a lightning conductor is never a good idea.

[Torkell]

By the way, what music is the CD Guy (TM) playing?
And are we still in the Egam maze or have we moved on.

Action: scan everything

[NinJazz]

anything that would be correct :D

By the way, whatta your musics are doing in this story?

btw, what chineses do with this finger? nothing, it is my finger, uahahahahahaha!

Derby: Intolerable filter bypass removal. This has resulted in one full warning.

[Torkell]

By the way, whatta your musics are doing in this story?
I thought the music was there to provide a) more of an atmosphere and b) to provide subtle (or not-so-subtle in some places/games) hints. Don't tell me you always play with the music off?

Derby: Previous quotation edit. If you find such absurdly obvious rule violations in posts you quote, please remove them.

*digs thru tempinet to find original quote (don't worry, I won't repost it)*
Ah. Must have not spotted it. Sorry, I'll keep an eye out for that in future.

[Xion]

I play my games with the sound off and my own music playing.

I find it better.


Anyways...

Stop Fooruman.
Say: "The tower tastes of metal and electicity, and that electricity may make you DEAD. Trust me on this."

Analyze: Door(s) if available.

[Lem_Gambino]

BoggyB: The current music is TUBELECTRIC. =D
Ninjajazz: Please. Stop. Posting.
Xion: O_o

This is still the Egam Maze, but you don't know how long it is. Anyway, you stand further away from the tower. The only things scannable are the doors and the cloaked person, who turns out to be another Egam; female this time. I'm pretty sure the you have a good idea of what a door is. =P
The question is, which door will you take?

[Xion]

Tell the Egam "Do not tell yourself what door isn't the one that is in."

(Every backwards piece I can think of in the command "Tell us what door is the one that is out.")

[Lem_Gambino]

"The way in is not North," she says.

Perhaps I made this puzzle too easy... =/ The other ones will be more difficult. >D

[Xion]

go: north

[Torkell]

Go north

Not all of your puzzles were easy - how about the English one? (before the host died)

(sorry Xion - I started writing this before you but got interrupted!)

[Lem_Gambino]

Northward ya go. Inside the doorway is a ladder leading down. Now what?

[Ekardnamal]

Action: Go down ladder
Action: Check surroundings

[Lem_Gambino]

You climb down the ladder. As you descend, the bricks change from lemony yellow to a lime green as you reach the door. You can go back up, or through the door here.

[Ekardnamal]

Action: Poke door
Action: Ask Fooruman to lick door

[Torkell]

Continual action: use the goggles to scan everything.

[Xion]

Enter Door.

[Lem_Gambino]

You poke the door. It's solid.
Fooruman licks the door. "It tastes of BIRNAM, gentlemen, he says."
Scanning everything continously is not what the Goggles were made for.
You enter the door. *gasp*
Inside you find yourself inside a lush forest, full of plants and creatures of the small, harmless variety. The doors are located around a large tree trunk, as is another cloaked figure. You can't help but shake the feeling that you're being watched...what do you wish to do?

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'll be starting college (sort of, it's an audit thing...) So startin around the 27 or 28, I might not be here all the time. THIS DOES NOT MEAN I WON'T ABANDON MY DUTIES AS A DM. I'll be online when I can, until we get all the way to Unfoo's lair. Hopefully I can get to a computer at school...
Get it? Got it? GOOD. =D

[Risp_old]

We need a temp DM for the temp DM!

[Lem_Gambino]

XD That's what Rad said.

[Xion]

Okay, standard procedure.

Ask: Egam: "Do not tell yourself what door does not lead in."

[Lem_Gambino]

You do not know if the person is an Egam or not.

If I can't make the puzzles difficult, I'll make them tedious. =D

[Xion]

analyze: cloaked person

[Torkell]

Scanning everything continously is not what the Goggles were made for.

By that I meant getting him to scan stuff without the voices in his head having to tell him to do that all the time. It's either that or tons of posts from me saying "scan stuff" :D

[Xion]

analyze: cloaked person
*ahem*

[Lem_Gambino]

By that I meant getting him to scan stuff without the voices in his head having to tell him to do that all the time. It's either that or tons of posts from me saying "scan stuff" :D
You'll have to do with the latter. >=D
*ahem*
Ahem yourself. =P

The cloaked figure is male, and is wearing a cloak. He doesn't seem to notice you as he walks around.

You hear a rustling in the bushes.

MYPAGEHAHA :D

[cooba]

Poke the cloaked person

[Lem_Gambino]

*wonders why Cooba changed his name*

You poke the cloaked person. He doesn't seem to notice.

You hear low growling from the bushes.

[Ekardnamal]

Action: Hug cloaked figure
Say: "I love you, man!"

[Lem_Gambino]

Before you can do anything, a lion leaps out pf the brush, and devours you and your teammates! Tough going, dude.

Game loaded...from the security door after it's been blown open. >=)

[cooba]

Go through door

Derby: Content removal. Content was removed.

[Xion]

Hang on, we're ALL THE WAY BACK AT THE BEGINNING OF THE EGAM MAZE?

you little sh..............











.....aving cream canister.

[Fawriel]

Rerun previous posts beginning from the security door until the post with the IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.

[cooba]

I couldn't think of that way, thanks ;p

no, I really couldn't

[Torkell]

Replay posts #475 through #553.

Scan everything in sight
(/me primes the clipboard with the above statement)

[Lem_Gambino]

Cooba: You step through the security door. You are now on the other side of the security door. =D
Xion: Sorry, I don't use shaving cream. *holds up electric razor*
Fawriel: We went into the maze and got killed, and I said I was getting ready for college. Sort of.
BoggyB: Sorry, the replay option in this game is doing everything over again. >)

You scan the security door:

Ruined Security Door: A highly advanced door installed with a SmarterChild OS. Destroyed when Unfooruman blew it up after SC's screwdriver was "broken."

[Ekardnamal]

Action: Go right, left, right, left, forward, left, right
Action: Stop before you hit CD player dude
Action: Wait

[Torkell]

Wear the goggles as you walk through the maze.

{Ctrl-C}Scan everything in sight :D


PS: like the sig, Ekardnamal!

[Lem_Gambino]

Ekardnamel: Sorry, but this isn't Legend of Zelda. =P
BoggyB: You can't wear the goggles all the time because the strap is too tight.

EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW!

Lem_Gambino presents
A War Tavern Story
That will roxorz your boxorz

Go: East

You are at the Bus Stop. Standing there is Jeremy Nolastname, the boy you just might have a crush on. He waves at you and says, "Hey Kat. How'd you sleep last night?" Exits are West and East.

Say: "Okay, I guess. Did you know it's Friday the 13th?"

Jeremy raises an eyebrow and says, "Yeah, but that's because I have Football practice today. Why do you ask?"

A Tumbleweed rolls down the street.

THE PRE-WIN 3.1 DAYS: KATHERINE'S JOURNAL
COMING FALL 2004...MAYBE

[Ekardnamal]

...Quiet, you.

Action: Go down hallway

[Xion]

Ooooooooooo, burn...


hehehe.

[Lem_Gambino]

Ekard: Fine! No sequel for you! *sets him on fire*

You go down the hallway and reach a door. It is quite hot around here...dare you enter?

[Torkell]

Yep... as long as we don't go all the way back to around post #475 should something jump out and devour the gang.

Edit: scan the door first.

[Ekardnamal]

*sings 'Stop, Drop, and Roll' song* *rolls around* Gah! The fire still isn't out! *carpet is on fire* :eek: *smashes water pipe* *puts out fire* *sighs* At least the house isn't on fire anymore... BUT I STILL AM!!!!! *stops, drops, and rolls again*

But anyways...

Action: Enter door
Say to Egam: "Which way is not an exit?"

[Xion]

Ekard: Fine! No sequel for you! *sets him on fire*
I thought Ekard was a girl.

[cooba]

LG is such a n00b ignorant.

[Lem_Gambino]

Xion: Well, it doesn't say in his/her profile...
Cooba: Was that supposed to be an insult? =/

Door: A normal door made for opening and closing, as well as keeping stuff out or in. There is a large heat source coming from the other side of this door. Use caution.

Since you entered this room before, you open the door and enter. The room I'm talking about is the lava room, still as hot as you remember it. "There is a great disturbance in the forks," says Fooruman. Strange...the volcano seems to be more active than usual.

'You shoudn't already know the question to that answer," he says, "But the exit isn't east."

[cooba]

Of course not. ;p

Go East.

[Lem_Gambino]

You enter the east door and enter a corridor. Funny, the bricks didn't change color, and it's still hot. There is another door at the end of the hallway...do you wish to enter?

[cooba]

=))))))) Enter Door =)))))))

[Lem_Gambino]

You're back in the lava room. How weird.
You can hear Unfoo's ebil laughter in the distance...

[Torkell]

Scan the Egam again. Also scan the lava/volcano, Fooruman and L33tz4n :D

[Xion]

IMBOSILS.

Go: West

[Risp_old]

Xion: Well, it doesn't say in his/her profile...

http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/showthread.php?p=220849#post220849
Whee.

[Lem_Gambino]

Risp: Well, that explains everything! =P
Xion: *gives you a cookie*

Egam: Mage...opposite...everything...[END OF FILE. FOR MORE INFORMATION, PLASE UPDATE AT PANDORA.COM.]
Lava: Liquid rock melted my the intense heat of the earth's core. Contact with said liquid is not advised.
Volcano: Object out of scanning range. D=
Fooruman: Master of Sux Magic. Approximately 70 years old. Has a seemingly empty mind of a child.
Leetzan: Former minion of the Snuffus and an 31337 |-|4x0r. Has learned summoning magic over the internet.

You go west, through the corridor. The bricks change from rusty red to dull orange. There is a door at the opposite end. Now what?

[Ekardnamal]

http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/showthread.php?p=220849#post220849
Whee.

Thank you, Risp. :lol: Oh, yeah... There's an accusation of me being a werewolf at the bottom of the page...

Action: Open door, enter room
Action: Take southeast door

[Xion]

Thank you, Risp. :lol: Oh, yeah... There's an accusation of me being a werewolf at the bottom of the page...

Action: Open door, enter room
Action: Take southeast door
ekard = lycanothrope?

[Risp_old]

Oh yeah, and there is also that time I said 'Xion has an idea! Run for cover!', after you said you had an idea. The idea didn't work. PRECOGNITION!

[Lem_Gambino]

You enter the dry desert room, with its lovely oasis and palm trees. Since you've been here already, you take the southeast door. You walk down the corridor, changing from dull orange to lemon yellow as you approach the door at the opposite end.

[Ekardnamal]

Action: Go through door
Action: Take north door

@Xion: Oh, yes. I'm a lycanothrope. I'm surprised none of you have noticed yet. :P

[Torkell]

Update the goggles at pandora.com

[Xion]

@Xion: Oh, yes. I'm a lycanothrope. I'm surprised none of you have noticed yet. :P
It's perfectly fine that you are a lycanothrope, I have no problems with that. (hint hint read my LJ things.)

[cooba]

31337No such word exists ;p 1337 by itself is meant to mean Elite ;p

Go through door

[Torkell]

Actually, "1337" is a shortened version of "31337".
Elite -> eleet -> leet
313373 -> 31337 -> 1337

(edited to make Cooba happy)

[cooba]

That would be 313373.

[Xion]

31337.pl cretins.

pageclaim too.

[Lem_Gambino]

You can't update the Goggles becuase you need a USB Cable, and a computer. =P

Since Unfoo made a mistake in designing the Egam Maze, the North Door has a sign taped on it that says "GO SOUTH PLZTHNX. -The Management. P. S.: This not a trap. Seriously."

You go south and enter the Forest room after going through the eletric power plant room. What do you want to do now?

[Xion]

go: north

[Lem_Gambino]

You enter the north door, walk down a corridor, and wind up back in the forest room. Ack.

Don't forget the our friendly neighborhood cloaked person is here.

[Risp_old]

goggles*

[Lem_Gambino]

Noted and corrected. ^_^

[Xion]

Examine Cloaked Figure.
Say to the cloaked figure "Which not an entrance?"

[Lem_Gambino]

"The entrance is not the way you came in," he says.
Leetzan looks around. "I have a bad feeling about this place," she says. It feels like you're being watched...but by what?

[Fawriel]

No, really? Now WHAT could it be.

Go back through the door you came from.

[Lem_Gambino]

Since you went north, you take the south door. One corridor later you're back in the Forest room. "I don't think that worked too well," says Leetzan.

[Xion]

go in all doors

[Lem_Gambino]

"That is impossible since the base-metal bread cannot divide you into eight seperate slices," says Fooruman. In other words, you can't be in eight places at once. You CAN however, pick a door, see if it leads out, pick another door, etc. Or just ask the Egam.

[Xion]

Say to the Egam: "Do not tell us which door does not lead in."

[Lem_Gambino]

"The door you're not looking for is southwest," he says.

[Torkell]

Go SW. If that fails, go NE.

[Lem_Gambino]

SW: Loops back to forest room. You come back from the NE door, then turn around and enter the NE door. "What's up with that?" asks Leetzan.
You're standing in another corridor, with the bricks changing from Lime green to Sky blue. There is another door at the end. What do you wish to do?

[Torkell]

Scan the door and the bricks, of course!

Then go through the door.

Tell L33tz4n "Okay, you try understanding that Egam"

[Lem_Gambino]

"The bricks and the door are unimportant," she says. "And I think Unfoo made those Egams hard to understand for a reason."

You enter the door (DUN DUN DUN). You find yourself on a beautiful, sandy beach, much like Pandora's Isle. However, there is a lush green jungle to your left instead of those ugly non-boyant(sp?) plants. The doors rest longside the jungle's edge, as another cloaked person walks up and down the beach.

[Ekardnamal]

Say to L33tz4n: "Unfooruman's starting to get on my nerves too. It's best just to solve this puzzle, though. I think we're almost there."

Ask Egam: "Which way is not an exit?"

Action: Build a sandcastle

Action: Kick down sandcastle

Action: Laugh maniacally

[Torkell]

Scan everything first, especially the cloaked person.

[Xion]

Ekard...That's not the right question.

Identify the Cloaked Person.

Say to the cloaked person: "Do not tell us which door does not lead in."

[Ekardnamal]

*shrugs* I had a weird dream last night. In it, Unfooruman killed off all the characters. The end.

(I have no life; I dream about outcomes of RPGs... :P )

[Radium]

(I have no life; I dream about outcomes of RPGs... :P )
I'm quoting that.

[Ekardnamal]

I'm quoting that.

I feel so special... I've been quoted...

[Lem_Gambino]

Ekard: I dream about making RPGs. =D
BoggyB: There's nothing else to scan, other than the Egam and the doors. XP
Xion: The person is an Egam. A female one, at that.

You fail to see what the point is in building something that takes about five minutes to make, then knocking it down in less than five seconds.
"Unfooruman's starting to get on my nerves too. It's best just to solve this puzzle, though. I think we're almost there," you say to Leetzan assuringly.
"Yeah, but don't we have to fight him or something?" she replies. "And what about Uber-"
"SILENCE!!"
Your conversation is brought to a screeching halt by Fooruman's bellow. "You have no idea what Unfooruman is capable of," he says in a serious tone. "We shall see the full extent of his powers sometime after the Indigo and the Violet...but both of them taste of GRAPES."

All that can be heard is the crashing of the waves, the howling of the wind, and the footsteps of the Egam walking around. "Um, the exit isn't west, in case no one isn't interested," she says, bringing an end to the awkward silence.

[NinJazz]

"Yeah, it can't be west, dun' u see? it is east, and then thru China to Japan..."

[Risp_old]

Xion: The person is and Egam. A female one, at that.[/B]
an*

[Xion]

Go: East.

<img src="http://mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/shatter.jpg">
Who says that something that will take 5 minutes to build and destroy in 5 seconds is worthless? Happens all the time. :p

Ekard: I dream about making RPGs. =D
And are you hitting on her? Just an observation.

[Fawriel]

mygosh xion is detectif

And to perfect this useless post:

Go weeeeeeeeeeeest, life is peaceful there...

[Xion]

[useless post]
lol...Faw, you should put above that image in your signature "Proud to be Fawriel." and below it put "Fawriel is Life."
[/useless post]

[Lem_Gambino]

Xion: Hitting on her? Yeah, right. She and I just happen to like RPGs alot. BTW, do uas all a favor and cast a deadlyful spell on Ninjajazz. He scares me. D=
Risp: I hereby declare Risp our official corrector since Stratn isn't here.

Faw wants to go west, Xion east. OMG CONFLICT =D

[Fawriel]

[useless post]
i dont get it rofl
[/useless post]

And Lem, I was just singing something because "go east" reminded me of that. Narf.

[Lem_Gambino]

Ah. Well, your singing can be easily misinterpreted as a command, so please specify, or Xion will get mad at me again. XP

You go east. Well, since the doors are lined up along the edge of the forest, you enter the one marked "east." Another corridor is on the other side, with the bricks changing from sky blue to indigo. With a door at the opposite end, what will you do?

[Xion]

enter door

[Risp_old]

Wow, now I am both official corrector and official searching-person.

[Ekardnamal]

And are you hitting on her? Just an observation.

:eek: ...

...

...

...

Now I'm scared. Really quite scared.

Action: Enter door

"Yeah, but don't we have to fight him or something?"

Who said anything about fighting him? }> *whistles innocently* *bursts out laughing maniacally* *covers head with hands* *rocks back and forth* *stops laughing* I'm okay now... I think...

[Xion]

*leads ekard away from the window* Come, there's a full moon out. We don't want any freak killings.

[Lem_Gambino]

LOL, there's no full moon tonight. There's a full moon this tuesday though...
<.<
>.>
*flies up to the moon in space shuttle*
Use: Mines
Go: Shuttle
Go: Earth
Press big red button
*BOOM*
Say: "There, problem solved."

[Risp_old]

You fool! You just modified (read: removed) world tidal activity!

[Lem_Gambino]

Either that, or we get turned into werewolves.

[Risp_old]

Werewolves are easy. It's those vampires you need to worry about.

Oh, and you need to worry about those pageclaimers too. Watch how I am claiming this page now, right from under your nose!

[Radium]

On topic, kids.

[Xion]

*points at lem* His Fault!

WE ENTER THE DOOR. DO IT, CRETIN.

[Lem_Gambino]

Xion: I DON'T OPEN THE DOOR. THE CHARACTERS DO. =P
Risp: Not a problem. *Holds up wooden stake launcher*

As you step through the doorway, a rush of cold air brushes across your face. You've stepped into an ice cave, with crystals adorning the walls. Also adorning said walls are those same doors that decide which way you go should you choose. Another cloaked figure is pacing the cave, his/her breath making small clouds of mist as he/she walks.
"Ih tahes of IHE," says Fooruman, who has gotten his tongue stuck to the walls. You and Leetzan are shivering; it's like walking in a freezer here! Your orders?

[Fawriel]

Actually, to kill a werewolf you need silver bullets. I don't even have silver spoons.. *mutters*

Try to get Fooruman off the wall.
If that doesn't work, look for a way to get some warm water. Or just warmth.
After that, scan the person, simply because we are SO not sure he's an Egam.

[Risp_old]

Also adoring said walls
adorning*

[Torkell]

Yep, the stake-thru-the-heart is the classic vampire disposal technique. For werewolves, you need silver (doesn't have to be a bullet, a silver paperclip would do the job). Fire might also work.

Scan the cloaked figure (as, like Fawriel said, we don't know that it's an Egam). Then ask Fooruman about Unfooruman's powers, what they all do, and why they taste of grapes.

[Xion]

Have L33tz4n summon a water elemental.
Have the water elemental remove fooruman's tounge with its....limbs? hands? I dunno.

Identify Cloaked Person

[Lem_Gambino]

The cloaked person is a female Egam.

Leetzan summons a Water Elemantal! It splashes water over Fooruman's tongue, freeing it from the deadly cluches of the icy wall.

"I was not commenting on Unfooruman's powers, but I can assume that he too knows magic that Sux," he says. "And is it not obvious that since these rooms are born from the rainbow that they should not taste like the rainbow? Had I the sweet concoction that was Skittles, I would demonstrate, but alas, none of us carries such sugary tokens as these. BUT..."
Fooruman pauses and runs his fingers along his long beard, as though he was thinking. Funny, you never thought that he would think. "If Unfoo were to harness the powers of these 'Skittles,' we would be, in layman's terms, in very deep doggie doo."

The ice along the walls begins to crack.

[Xion]

Run to a door...

umm...NORTHWEST!

[Ekardnamal]

North, I say! North!

[Lem_Gambino]

OMG CONFLICT D=

<s>How about NNW? =D</s>

[Xion]

Just pick one! Before the cavern collapses and we have to restart all over again!

[Ekardnamal]

South.

[Torkell]

Ask Egam "Which way is not an exit"
Ask Fooruman "Which colour are we at now?"

[Xion]

Ask Egam "Which way is not an exit"
Ask Fooruman "Which colour are we at now?"
There's no <i>time!</i> The cavern will undoubtedly collapse so we have to get into a doorway quickly!

[Lem_Gambino]

N, NW, and S loop you back to this room. =D
"Which way is not an exit?" you ask the Egam. "The entrance is not Southwest," she says.
You turn to Fooruman and ask him, "Which color are we at now?"
"It's quite interesting, really," he begins. "How the various colors of the rainbow can be used to represent certain elements. Take red for instance: Is not fire red? Do we not associate(sp?) hot with the color red, and cold with the color of blue on those thermometers that we stick under our tongues when we are sick with-"
"Yeahyeahthat'sverynicebutwe'reabouttogetCRUSHEDHER E!!!" Leetzan interupts. And she's right, the cave walls are indeed cracking, and you can even feel a small rumbling from underneath your feet...better get moving!

[cooba]

Go southwest.

Don't reload from beginning of Maze if we die or you'd most likely distort this thread entirely, not a thing you'd be pleased if we would kill yours.

[Torkell]

Seconded.

ROYGBIV

[Lem_Gambino]

SW loops you back here. D=

If you don't reload, you'll have to start the whole game over, since there's only one saved file. DD=

[Ekardnamal]

Go: Northeast

...And you spelled my username wrong in you sig, Lem.

[Xion]

people haven't figured out the egam yet it seems.

I second the action to go northeast before the cavern collapses.

[Torkell]

My mistake - I thought we'd tried northeast not northwest. Silly me. Go northeast then.

And yeah, should this cavern collapse and bury the lot of us then at least start somewhere sensible, like post #644 or #649

[cooba]

He already kind of killed this thread by making Fooruman yet again just a random person, unlike he was supposed to be a person whose abilities are key to complete the fortress. Oh well, go NE like Boggy said.

[Lem_Gambino]

Ekard: Sorry about that. ^^;;
Xion: You have.
Cooba: =P

Ye goeth Northeasterly. Ye find yeself in yon space station, with high-tech gizmos that seem to have no other purpose than to be eye candy. Outside yonder windows, a beautiful nebula can be seen, as well as an unknown planet with a VIOLET atmosphere. Along yonder walls ye see eight doors, each marked for a compass point, but alas, all of the mighty doors have "OUT OF ORDER - The Management" scrawled on thine wooden surfaces. However, ye see a massive teleporter that has a sign taped open it that states "THIS IS NOT A TRAP. SERIOUSLY. TAKE THIS TELEPORTER UNLESS YOU LIKE TO DIE IN THE COLD VACUUM OF SPACE. KTHNXBYE -The Management"
Indeed, for upon yonder teleporter there be a sign with the massive symbol of '5' gracing its digital screen. Perhaps ye maketh haste.

Behold, my futile attempt at a tribute for Thy Dungeonman 2. =P

[cooba]

Really, all you can say is "=P"? If you would pay attention to this thread, we actually wouldn't spend 20 years of our live in this maze.

Open a random door.

[Ekardnamal]

Really, all you can say is "=P"? If you would pay attention to this thread, we actually wouldn't spend 20 years of our live in this maze.

Open a random door.

No! You fool!

Action: Go through teleporter

[Torkell]

Correction: open the northeast door
Scan everything (especially the teleporter)
Ask Fooruman and L33tz4n if they think we should try the teleporter

[Torkell]

Waitamo - what happened to Indigo?

[Xion]

*slaps Lem*

Show us the Egam, cretin.

[Ekardnamal]

*slaps Lem*

Show us the Egam, cretin.

There is no Egam; this is the last room! That's why the teleporter's in here.

*slaps Xion*

[Xion]

I got a bad feeling about this.

[Lem_Gambino]

Xion: Ow.
BoggyB: We just passed Indigo.
Cooba: >P

The teleporter is identical to the one you saw in Lower Placespot and the Underground Maze.
Teleporter: Using highly advanced molecular relocation technology, it is possible to stand within this device and be transported to another location. Safe arrival is not guaranteed, since this teleporter's data is highly encrypted. H4x0r|n9 is not possible.
You try to open the south door, but not even the doorknob can be jiggled. It's like the door is one solid piece.
"Should we take this teleporter?" you ask your comrades. "Since I can't determine where this teleporter leads, I guess it's not a safe option, but I guess we have no choice..." she says sadly.
"Nonsense!" bellows Fooruman. "I have just remembered that I possess the mighty spell Megawarp from our friend, Fox. It is possible to escape, but unless I know the exact coordinates, we're stuck here. D="
DING! The number above the teleporter changes to a '4.'

WHY did I forget Megawarp?! *head hits keyboard* BAD L_G! *hit* BAD L_G! No biscuit! >(

[Xion]

um...I'm guessing that's bad.

Take the Warp.

[Lem_Gambino]

*gives Xion a cookie* =D
The mystical powers of the teleporter warp you to somewhere else in Unfoo's Fortress, since you can still see the castle walls, but no Unfooruman. The only way out is north, up a staircase. Your move.

[Xion]

go: north

[Lem_Gambino]

You begin your epic quest up the mighty staircase. It winds along the inside of the tower, always curving at a steady rate. It's a pretty long walk too, you've been walking for about 10 minutes and 200 steps. Eventually, your attention is diverted towards a platform floating in the space in the middle of the tower, possibly held up by some magical force that holds up many platforms in Jazz Jackrabbit 2. Atop this platform is a great beast; it's large, rotound(sp?) body suggests that it is either really fat, or it turns out to be a creature that has one giant eyeball for a body. The latter may hold true, as there is a large seam along its smooth, yet ugly skin. It has a pair of large, bat-like wings attached near the top, but they're dangling at it's sides like flags on flagpoles on a not-so-blustery day. A pair of chicken-like legs with matching feet and claws are attached to the bottom side, positioned as though the creature is sitting. It appears to be asleep, and although it seems to have no mouth, loud snoring resembling that of a lawn mower is emitting from some hidden orifice(sp?) on the creature's body. This creature appears to be another guardian creature Unfooruman put here to hinder you, but that remains to be unknown. What will you do now?

[Risp_old]

Scan creature.

[Lem_Gambino]

You <s>press left on the D-Pad to get the Scan Visor, then press and hold the L Button</s> put on your goggles and press the Scan Button. Your search returns 1 hit:

<s>A new Creatures entry has been added to your Log Book.</s>
Giant Rare Beholder: A rare species of Beholder that has only one eye. Most commonly found on the planet Orbitus, but it seems this one was either magically summoned or created. Unlike their two-eyed cousins, they can fire ocular(sp?) beams at enemies when threatened. Use caution, as this creature has unbeliveable accuracy.

[Torkell]

<s>Press up on the C-stick to get the Power Beam, then hold down A for a few seconds and press X to feed it a Super Missile</s>

List all spells and items

Repost dungeon map updated to show current location

[NinJazz]

yeah, I am also pretty sure 'bout that :p

[Xion]

pageclaim

Continue silently up the stairs

[Fawriel]

Hold a knife to Lem's throat in case he plans to reload the game from the beginning of the Egam maze again.

[NinJazz]

just save now and then if he restarts you can load data ;)

[cooba]

SAVES ARE AUTOMATIC

[Torkell]

Yes, but they don't seem to be happening as much as they should. I thought it was meant to be that every GM post was an automatic save, except for posts where you die (in which case its an automatic load from the previous GM post).

[Radium]

Yes, but they don't seem to be happening as much as they should. I thought it was meant to be that every GM post was an automatic save, except for posts where you die (in which case its an automatic load from the previous GM post).
Automatic saves aren't meant to be every post. There are certain points between when you're doomed and when you die that saving would just get you stuck, like saving while you're falling down a cliff. Starting over when you died in the maze was logical, because there was meant to be a penalty for not moving fast enough. "You died. Game loaded from current location" defeats the purpose of the timer.

[Xion]

Automatic saves aren't meant to be every post. There are certain points between when you're doomed and when you die that saving would just get you stuck, like saving while you're falling down a cliff. Starting over when you died in the maze was logical, because there was meant to be a penalty for not moving fast enough. "You died. Game loaded from current location" defeats the purpose of the timer.
How much time did we have to complete the Egam maze?

[Lem_Gambino]

BoggyB:
Entrance/Lobby
Corridor 1
Dragon Room
Corridor 2
Mary's Home
Corridor 3 w/ Security Door
Egam Maze
Tower Stairway w/Giant Beholder <---YOU ARE HERE
Teleportation Center
Villain's Break Room
Unfoo's Lair
Faw: Your Party Is unable to slit my throat. =P
Xion: About five posts per room. Leaving the room resets the timer.

You move as slowly and silently up the stone staircase as possible, but but you hear a flapping of wings and the slippery movement of flesh against a wet surface; you turn to see that the Beholder has awakened! Its pale, white eye, devoid of any iris or pupil, stares at you from its perch, although it's hard to tell if it's even looking at you and your party.

[Xion]

no.
sudden.
movements.

Just.
Keep.
Going.

[Lem_Gambino]

Hoping that the creature didn't see you, you continue sneaking up the stairway. The Beholder suddenly blurts out "N0n3 5|-|411 p455!!" and fires a ruby-red laser beam just in front of you mere inches from your foot, leaving a large scorch mark on the stairs in front of you. "Perhaps, since the Beholder is obviously blind, it must have improved hearing," suggests Leetzan.

[NinJazz]

when my Mad-Frank character can exist and join to group?

[cooba]

He can be used as a villain I will bet.

[Lem_Gambino]

POIT! Mad Frank has been added to the party! =D
ZAPPU! The Beholder vaporizes Mad Frank, preventing him from ever rejoining the party. D=

Sorry, but at this point in the game, it's kinda impossible to add characters without sporking up the storyline. Perhaps if you ask real nice, I MIGHT add him in Pre-Win 3.1 Part 2.

[cooba]

Show peace sign to Beholder.
Show inventory.
List Fooruman's spells. (why?)

[Torkell]

Didn't I already say list spells and inventory?

List spells, abilities and inventory for all party members.

Ask l33tz4n about the Beholder.

[Torkell]

Also, is the CD Player Guy with us, and if so, what music is he playing. The boss battle music from Metroid Prime, by any chance?

[cooba]

Next time press EDIT button instead of double posting. And nothing you requested was posted.

[Torkell]

Next time press EDIT button instead of double posting. And nothing you requested was posted.
Pressing the edit button would require extra effort and eat bandwidth that is being used for other things. Not everyone uses broadband. And it's not as if I've got a signature thats 10 times the size of my posts.

[Radium]

And it's not as if I've got a signature thats 10 times the size of my posts.
Five times*

[Lem_Gambino]

Inventory:
-Pandora's Goggles
-Black Armor
-Katana
-Druid's Robe
-Wizard's Hat
-Wizard's Robe
-Wizard's Sux Staff
-Yellow Contact Lens x1
-Whip of Beating +9

Fooruman's Spells:
-Melt Screwdriver
-Melt Rubber
-Disable Paper Spring
-Invert Lens Color
-Sulfur Ward
-Irish Ward
-Damage Wooden Surface
-Megawarp

Shuri's Spells:
-Haste: Makes you move faster.
-Bless: Unknown effect. Ask Rad =P

Leetzan's Spells:
-Summon Enchantresphere: A creature with usful spells.
-Summon Mythslayer: A warrior who is adept in slaying mythical creatures.
-Summon Soap: A deadlyful cleaning projectile.
-Summon Rusty Iron Bat: Nigh-useless piece of sports equipment.

Sorry, BoggyB. ^^;; The music is JJ1 Orbitus.

You flash the peace sign at the Beholder, but it doesn't seem to be working in any way.
"It seems to still be able to see us," Leetzan begins, whispering. "Perhaps if we can blind it..."

[Xion]

use: goggles: beholder

[Risp_old]

We already did.

EDIT-
here: http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/showpost.php?p=241396&postcount=679

[Fawriel]

Invert the beholder's eye... does it count as a lense?

[Lem_Gambino]

You are unable to determine if the Beholder has any sort of lense on its eye.

[Xion]

All eyes have lenses.

Cast: Invert Lens Color: Beholder

See, I think this will happen.


Since the beholder's lens is CLEAR, the invert color of CLEAR would be OPAQUE. Thus, this will then blind the Beholder, Deftly taking care of it and we can continue on our assault on Unfooruman's citidel.

[Lem_Gambino]

Wow, Xion not only gets all the cookies, but the crumbs, loose chips, and the whole jar too! (Orignally, the lens was going to be black so I could make some lame reference to Duck Hunt, but that was cut out. =P)

Calling upon his arcane powers, Fooruman mumbles some magic words and says, "Close your eyes, kind sirs, lest your eyes be inverted too!!"
FLASH! A bright light fills the room, but since you covered your eyes beforehand, you don't see it. "Behold, for the creature has been blinded!" Fooruman quietly bellows. Indeed, the Beholder's single eye is jet-black, and the creature itself is flailing around, unable to see anything clearly. It thrashes around, bouncing off of wall and staircase alike like a large winged pinball. Eventually, the Beholder tires, and falls onto its platform with such force that it causes it to fall. You look off the edge to watch the creature plummet to its doom in a vat of boiling acid, placed to deter travelers from jumping across the gaps in the tower.
"Um, yay?" says Leetzan with uncertainty.

GAME SAVED! What are you going to do now?

[Violet CLM]

Pat Fooruman on the back.

[Torkell]

Continue up the stairs

If Fooruman won't shut up about how he defeated the Beholder, point out the bubbling vat of boiling acid, and the lack of guard rails on the stairs. Make it clear what might happen involving Fooruman, the bubbling vat of boiling acid and the lack of guard rails should Fooruman not shut up.

[cooba]

Scan the vat.

[Ekardnamal]

Action: Keep going

[Xion]

Go: up stairs

[Fawriel]

Faw : Demand some cookies, too, because he got the idea first. =P

[Lem_Gambino]

Faw: You'll have to ask Xion since they're his cookies now. =P
Cooba: There's nothing special about the acid.
BoggyB: Now, why would Fooruman do something like that?

You pat Fooruman on the back for a jo<s>r</s>b well done. "Glad to be of assisstance, gentlemen," he kindly replies.
Up the staircase you go, ascending what you assume is the other half of the tower. After much walking, you come across a door. What will you do?

[Risp_old]

Open door?

[cooba]

No! It's root of all evil!

[Torkell]

*baps Cooba* :D

Scan the door. Then open the door. Find out what music is now playing.

[Fawriel]

Act all cheery because we're finally coming close to the end after danged if I know how long.

[Torkell]

4 months, 2 days and 22 hours (give or take a few minutes). Oh, and 719 posts to date.

[Risp_old]

Not all of them relevant, however.

[Violet CLM]

You're not counting the other 6957 posts, though.

[Radium]

You're not counting the other 6957 posts, though.
It depends if we're talking about the whole game or just Unfooruman's fortress.

[Ekardnamal]

Pageclaim. And go through the next door.

[Lem_Gambino]

Scan shows that it's just a normal door. And the teleporting hatch room theme from Mega Man 4 is the current music that's playing.

You cautiously enter the door. Obviuosly, you expect that beyond this door is the mighty wizard Unfooruman, but since you didn't pay attention to the map SC 2.0 printed for you, your next destination is the dreaded TELEPROTING HATCHES =D <--- Intentional Typo.

There four teleporters here, each with a differently colored light on it. The lights are Blue, Green, Red, and Yellow, in that order from left to right. "Beyond this point somewhere is Unfooruman's Lair...I can smell it," says Fooruman. Indeed, it does smell like past-expiration-date spell components, but that could be the fact that no one has bathed in days.

[Torkell]

Scan the teleporters.
Ask Fooruman what the room and the teleporters taste of.

[Xion]

My guess is BLUE.

Unfooruman's cloak is a deep blue, am I right? It's like Fooruman's purple robe, but a darker and opposite shade of it...which would be blue. So it'd make sense to associate Unfooruman with blue.

Red could possibly be some kind of hell and firey brimstone target, so we can't really risk it.
Green may be back out to the island, where we would have to return back to the citidel <i>all over again</i> so we can't risk that. Yellow, I'm thinking electircal. Though blue could be the freezer, so we can't be completely sure.

But I like ice, Ice is my natural element, so I'm going with BLUE.

[Lem_Gambino]

Forgot some stuff. D=

Inventory:
-Pandora's Goggles
-Black Armor
-Katana
-Ninja Pants
-Druid's Robe
-Wizard's Hat
-Wizard's Robe
-Wizard's Sux Staff
-Yellow Contact Lens x1
-Whip of Beating +9
-Tunic

Fooruman's Spells:
-Melt Screwdriver
-Melt Rubber
-Disable Paper Spring
-Invert Lens Color
-Sulfur Ward
-Irish Ward
-Damage Wooden Surface
-Megawarp

Shuri's Spells:
-Haste: Makes you move faster.
-Bless: Unknown effect. Ask Rad =P

Leetzan's Spells:
-Summon Enchantresphere: A creature with usful spells.
-Summon Mythslayer: A warrior who is adept in slaying mythical creatures.
-Summon Soap: A deadlyful cleaning projectile.
-Summon Rusty Iron Bat: Nigh-useless piece of sports equipment.
-Summon Water Elemental: A creature made entirely out of water.

BoggyB: You already know how teleporters work, and there is no additional data to be found here.

Onto the teleporter you and your party step, all too familiar with its warping properties. A few seconds later, your bodies are demolecularized(sp?) and reassembled in a new location. Oddly enough, you reappeared right next to the door you just came in from. Strange. Nothing else in this room has changed, except the blue teleporter is no longer inactive. "These teleporters taste AWFUL," complains Fooruman. "I demand to speak with the chef made of iron!!"

[Ekardnamal]

I say we should try the yellow one next. Red's either generally really bad, or really good in games like this, and I never trust the green teleporters... -_- So I say yellow.

[Lem_Gambino]

I say we should try the yellow one next. Red's either generally really bad, or really good in games like this, and I never trust the green teleporters... -_- So I say yellow.

Why don't you trust the green ones? Every choice is just as likely to happen as every other choice.

[Fawriel]

I guess choosing the wrong teleporter won't kill you or anything, and even if it did, the game was saved recently.
What I believe is that we actually have to use them in a certain order... I'd think about WHICH order now, but I've gotta get ready for school. ^^;

[Radium]

Don't give them any hints or tell them when they've figured it out, Lem.

[Ekardnamal]

Why don't you trust the green ones? Every choice is just as likely to happen as every other choice.

'Cause I've had experiences with green teleporters in the past, Lem. Green's never been my lucky colour. Then again, neither has yellow... ;-)

But I still say we should take the yellow one next.

[Torkell]

Ask Fooruman about his Megawarp spell.

Edit: also, this wouldn't happen to have anything to do with telecommunication protocols, would it?

[Torkell]

Actually, I think it's a bit more subtle than that (now I've thought about it for a little bit, and done some more Google searches). I think the correct combination is Red, Green, Yellow, Blue (from teletext).

So, I'm guessing that after we've tried all teleporters it'll reset, and then we should try RGYB (unless someone comes up with a different idea).

[cooba]

Unfooruman's cloak is a deep blue, am I right?For my knowledge, Unfooruman is a flying cow head outfitted with spikes woth no clothes whatsoever.

Place your hand over RED.

[Lem_Gambino]

Rad: I'm not. At least, I don't think I am...^^;;
Cooba: I can neither confirm or deny that. >D

You stick your hand over the red teleporter, but nothing seems to happen.
"What can you tell us about Megawarp?" you ask Fooruman. He turns to you and says, "I can tell you many things about this mighty spell," he begins in his cryptic wizard's voice. "But there are things that not even I know about Megawarp!" he says, throwing his hands up into the air. "The concept of relocating molecules is as old as the universe itself. There are an infinite number of ways to go about it, and this is but one of them."
"Unlike your furry green friend's 'Town Pipe,' this must be executed by inputing the X, Y, and Z of the coordinates you wish to travel. But as we have done in the past, misuse of this spell can be deadly, as you must- Please insert 25 cents for the next five posts."

[cooba]

Cooba: I can neither confirm or deny that. >Dhttp://www.freewebs.com/xooba/unfoo.PNG
I can. ;p I'm not that stupid to not knowing what Unfooruman looks like.

Enter all teleporters.

[Ekardnamal]

Action: Insert 25 cents
Action: Go through yellow teleporter

[Violet CLM]

Go: Red, Yellow, Green, Blue.

[Xion]

...something tells me this puzzle has been done before in a game.

*closes his eyes, thinking* Paper Mario...

Yes! That's it! Blue Red Green Yellow. I believe that was the combonation required.

Go: Red Teleporter
Go: Green Teleporter
Go: Yellow Teleporter

[Lem_Gambino]

You are lacking quarters, or any sort of currency for that matter. D=
You have no idea what Unfooruman looks like, and those movies are OLD.

Argh, too many commands. XP For Ekard's sake, you enter the yellow teleporter and reappear near the entrance to the teleporter room. This time, the yellow teleporter is inactive. Red and green are left.

[Xion]

RED. GO RED.

Edit:

Hack game
Insert into shuri's pocket:
<img src="http://govia.osef.org/quarter.png">

[Lem_Gambino]

Xion tries to uberhack the game, but the Apocolypse(sp?) Tater comes out of the screen and bites Xion's head off! D= OMGNOHAXORINGPLZTHNX

You enter the red teleporter and reappear in the teleporter room, with the red teleporter disabled. The only one active is green. "Wait...don't you think this is too easy?" asks Leetzan.

[Xion]

reply calmly "Absolutely not."

Enter Green Portal

[Lem_Gambino]

"Absolutely not," you reply. Just think, you're that much closer to Unfooruman! Entering the green teleporter, you feel confident that you have led the party to victory...only to find that you're back in the teleporter room. All the teleporters are active again. "You were saying?" Leetzan says in a sarcastic tone. Care to try again?

[Violet CLM]

Green, blue, red, yellow.

[Ekardnamal]

Go: Green, red, blue, yellow.

... And there are only 16 possible combonations, with 4 teleporters. This should be easy.

[NinJazz]

when the mad-frank can join the team??????

[Xion]

mutter a profanity

Think, Zel, Think...

Blue, Green, Red, Yellow.

[Torkell]

Go: Red, Green, Yellow, Blue

Teletext!

PS: Actually, I think you'll find that there are 4! combinations, i.e. 24. With 23 remaining (since we tried one).