simple response These commands respond with something that does not require any special user input. They are also the most unexciting. info commands uptime away readme hello hi hey date time reg ;) sobe mp3 jcf plead i love you cocktail ascii gip mean wank dubya sword spambot corky pirate ninja dinosaurus nigger in love pixibot linkin park otaku radiohead black tickbot xion gay jesus jewish dectime rules rule [1-8] old rule [1-12] mars way life faq forum lovebot reno verbs lordi wb autovoice

url generators These commands output a url going to the [query] specified by the user. wiki define urban acronym image picture search thes news whois domsug enc youtube wayback nseconomy nstracker lastfm alexa youtube imdb isohunt anagram

manipulation Like simple response commands, except they make tickbot do an action and also allow user input into that action. Words such as 'you', 'yourself', 'me', 'my', and 'someone' are changed during response to make things more customizeable. slap lick eat drink fuck roger kiss hug love kill milk wank throw defenestrate destroy free fluffle pimpslap get poop cumshot fix

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calculation commands
Calculation commands are any and all commands that involve doing math. Tickbot has a basic calculator function as well as numerous specific functions. Because you could only do one specific function per line and they could not be nested, calculator functions have recently been expanded to allow as many functions per line as you want (though they still may not be nested), as well as the ability to recall former answers to problems. Here are all of the calculator commands recognized:

Total Commands: 27

calc	sqrt	abs	ln	sin	cos	tan	cot	rsin	rcos
rtan	rcot	asin	acos	atan	rasin	racos	ratan	len [text]	!

rand [#1], [#2]

ncr [items], [limit]

npr [items], [limit]

log [base], [root]

using calculation commands For some reason you guys suck at properly using these. It really is not that confusing, and the recent updates should help to clarify a few things. In the past, you could use any of the commands listed above alone and never nested. Now commands may be seperated into 'steps' with pipes (the | symbol), and answers to previous commands are available using h(#) where # is the step. The last step in a series of commands is always provided the answer for, but you can request any step's answer by putting = at the end of the operations. Here are some examples: (Spaztic) tickbot calc 10 + 10 (Tickbot) 20 = calc(10 + 10) (Spaztic) tickbot calc 10 + 10 | rand h(1), h(1) + h(1) (Tickbot) 24 = rand(20, 20 + 20) (Spaztic) tickbot calc 5 + 5 | rand h(1), h(1) + h(1)= | log h(1)/2, 10^h(2) (Tickbot) 12 = rand(10, 20 + 20); 12 = log10 1000000000000 Even though responses may contain parentheses after functions, that does not mean saying something like the 'tickbot rand(0,10)' would work. You only need to use the 'calc' command itself once in a series of steps, and 'calc' never procedes another function. Remember, only one function works per step. The idea of having steps and answer recall is what allows you to nest functions. Also notice that all commands that require parameters have each parameter seperated by a comma, allowing for more operations per parameter. Lastly, these text strings (note that i is not included) will be replaced with corresponding numbers in any command: - pi = 3.141593 - e = 2.718281 - life = 42 - E = *10^ (scientific notation)

other calculation commands The following commands are seperated from the above because they cannot function within the 'steps' framework. They work within a rigid, specific set of rules that cannot comply. None of them will replace any strings mentioned above (pi, e, etc), either. Quadsol and Quadin This pair of functions was covered previously, but after the new steps format for calc was concieved, it seemed eternally broken. However, it is back, and now known as quadsol (instead of squad) and quadin (instead of rquad). These commands deal specifically with quadratic equations. Quadsol will solve a quadratic that equals 0 and give you both the roots. This includes answers for perfect, irrational, and complex roots. Quadin will solve a quadratic given x, this is usually used to check answers given with quadsol. Here are their formats: tickbot quadsol [a], [b], [c] tickbot quadin [a], [b], [c], [x] Note that you MUST have commas after each variable. This is necessary for the same reason it is in the above calc commands that need input, commas allow you to use operations (instead of putting in 2 for [a], you could put 4/2). Also note that tickbot cannot check complex roots (programming i sounds like a real bitch), and that irrational and some perfect answers might return something not exactly 0, but pretty damned close. Tickbot also will not simplify any fractions given. You can at least do that yourself, right? Func The func command lets you define a function with up to 26 variables, and then will let you feed in each variable to see what the output is. This command is in a beta mode to some extent, it is probably easy to do something incorrectly. Each variable that you feed will correspond to the next letter of the alphabet, so it is important that you know what is a and so on. Format: tickbot func [function], (a), (b), ... (z) So, for example, lets say for [func] you have a^2 + b. Tickbot will replace 'a' with whatever you have for [a] (and also sandwiches it with parentheses), then [b], and so on. If you don't give a parameter for [b] but it is in [func], it will treat it as junk data (0). Remember that you can't input 'ab', you have to have 'a*b'. Base In the form base [old] [new] [number] this will convert the [number] which should be in the [old] base, to the [new] base. This differs from ascon (in special) in that it is for actual values and not ascii values. The [old] and [new] bases must be between 2 and 36 inclusively.

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op / janitor commands
These commands are only available to either the ops of a channel or tickbot's janitors. The reason for this is because they require doing commands that tickbot must be an op to do already, or that they do special maitenance functions that could be abused by the normal retarded losers like you. Sir.

Total Commands: 25

op and janitor commands These commands will work for both ops and janitors. nick - this must be queried to users 'spaztic' or 'spaztic[dead]' (whichever is not in #jj2.musicbox), it will change that user to tickbot highlow (number/off) - starts and turns off the highlow game; number domain(1, 100000); see also: guess in special commands gethosts [channel] - attempts to find and resolve unknown nick hostnames in a channel; useful if commands involving bans are not working hp (nick/off) - starts or turns off the hot potato game; if (nick) is specified that person recieves the potato, if not specified it gives it to a random person; see also: toss in special commands acro (off) - starts or turns off acrophilia; see game details in special commands stealth [channel] [command] - stealth is a way of doing a command without actually being in a channel; you have to be an op in the [channel] to which the [command] is going in order for it to work.

op commands These commands will only work when tickbot and the person requesting the command are ops. kick [person] (reason) - kicks [person] ban [person] (reason) - bans and then kicks [person] shup [nick] [duration/off] (reason) - shup time, originally coined by electropizza, is a nice function that will ban a user for a certain [duration] (which must be >= 10) without kicking them, so that they are still in the channel but cannot say anything; if they have +v, it will also devoice them if needed; using [off] will prematurely end a shup time; you can also use math for [duration] as long as you don't use spaces - so if you want to shup someone for 25 minutes but don't know that in seconds, type it as 60*25. if someone is already shupped it will tell you so and display the number of seconds until it is over. you may also now specify a (reason) for shup time. rankick [nick/off/info] [odds/%chance] - rankick is a command that randomly chooses to kick [nick] based on the specified [odds/%chance]; rankick can only be set on one person at a time; the chance is 1 in [odds] chat lines or [%chance] every line; therefore setting [odds] at 100 would give a 1 in 100, or 1% chance; [odds] domain(50, 5000) [%chance] domain(.02%,10%); [info] displays status of rankick, chan, nick, odds goaway [nick] (reason) - because auto-rejoin options basically take all of the satisfaction of kicking someone, the goaway function first bans [nick] and then kicks them with the cause as (reason); they will be unbanned somewhere between 1-5 seconds after being kicked. killweb [person] - forces a webclient clone to go offline topic [...] - changes the topic to [...]

janitor commands These commands will work for tickbot janitors exclusively. join [channel] - makes tickbot join [channel] part [channel] (quit message) - makes tickbot leave [channel] and use (quit message) quote remove [number] - removes a quote from the quote archive; see also: quote in special commands divert toss [nick] - during a game of hp (hot potato), if an idle nick is passed to, janitors can steal the potato and give it to [nick]; see also: toss in special commands and hp in op / janitor commands auto [interval/off/info] [command] - auto repeats any [command] you want (except op commands if you aren't an op and janitor), including all parameters, every [interval] seconds (60-1800); [info] displays current auto command interval and command; only one command can be used with auto at once makepage [quote/rsg] - generate html for quotes/rsg archive file add [type] [command] [...] - add a generic simple command; [type] must be (m)essage, (a)ction, (u)rl, or (s)hortcut; [command] must use underscores for spaces; you may use an underscore (_) for user input (generally with actions and shortcuts), '*' for the users nick, and '#' for url input to turn spaces into +; shortcuts may point to any command and use any parameters del [command] - delete generic simple command; deleted commands are added to a backup file save [rsg/dubya/corky/imply/spambot] [...] - add a line to the file specified; for imply, _ corresponds to his/her link remove [number] - removes a link from the links archive; see also: link in special commands default [command] - sets a default command, if no command is recognized it is submitted to the default command; it also overrides some commands

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special commands
Special commands either don't fit into any of the previous categories or are so expansive that they require a lot of explanation to entirely cover.

Total Commands: 36