The Post-3.1 Game

[Risp_old]

<i>*sigh*... new plan.</i>

The Orb flares, and the burst of red flame spirals into a void. The world shudders; lines of energy, forming a perfect grid, blink in and out of existance. Strange flames of white energy spread around the battlefield. The pyrotechnics fade away.
Orb used skill call, and from it used Gridfire!
Soala takes 2500 damage!
Soala is dead (and crispy)!
Rain takes 2300 damage!
Rain is dead (and crispy)!
Xion would have taken 2400 damage, but that damage is reflected to the Orb!

Tangent attacks three times!
Xion takes 1000 damage!
Xion takes 1100 damage!
Xion takes 900 damage!
Xion is dead (and crispy)!

The orb lowers from the sky, and enters Tangent's robe. Tangent, isofar as can be told, smirks and teleports away.

<i>What excuse do you have this time to prolong your death?</i>

[Xion]

Xion coughs, then rips out via a portal.

[Risp_old]

<i>You mean an alternate Xion?</i>

[Xion]

<i>Xion's a planeswalker. You seriously think that he will just lie down and die? Nope. He ripped out. He fleed...








...for the time being.


Timer untill my return: Post 275 shall be my return.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>The only people who run away when defeated are bosses.</i>

[Strato]

So...until then....

What's up?

[Xion]

<i>The only people who run away when defeated are bosses.</i>
<i>Believe me, I'll be your worst nightmare.


I figured out my strategy. Strato knows my strategy. You have untill post 275 to have your "fun"

Then I come in...And it won't be pretty.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>I have my strategy planned out.

Oh, and Row_Odin? If you are here, this is your chance to join.</i>

[Strato]

<i>RANDOMTACKLEMANASHACKLE!

SCANNER SOMETHING ERROR HAPPENS!

WHAT IS THIS LIFE? IT'S KIND OF CRAP!</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>Oh, and Xion?
It might be important to note that the Orb's elemental weaknesses and strengths are determined by where it is. Remember how I said 'The orb, owing to it's altitude, is weak against wind but strong against fire and immune to earth.'?</i>

[Xion]

<i>Oh, and Xion?
It might be important to note that the Orb's elemental weaknesses and strengths are determined by where it is. Remember how I said 'The orb, owing to it's altitude, is weak against wind but strong against fire and immune to earth.'?</i>
<i>so I just have to nail it when it's at it's peak. Props, my man.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>I also have a plan for if you really annoy me.</i>

[Xion]

<i>Don't worry, I'll annoy you soon enough.

Time remaining: 13 posts.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>Then prepare to be annoyed in turn.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Man, I go to sleep, and the whole world is in chaos!

"What? NO!" Nadia calls out, but it's too late, Iso abducts L_G, and the Orb blasts everyone into a million pieces, then disappears. Nadia looks around the battlefield, seeing the dead bodies of some of Xion's clanmates, and the bodies of some of earth's greatest protectors, the Z-Fighters
"No one deserved this..." Nadia began, tears welling in her eyes. "NO ONE!!!!"
Nadia Overdrive Gauge fills completly!
"THESE PEOPLE SHALL BE AVENGED! BY THIS I SWEAR, I WILL SAVE THIS WORLD AND DESTROY ALL THOSE WHO THREATEN IT!!!!!"
Nadia's emotion's reach a fever pitch! Nadia has become Super Kuncklehead 1!!!
Nadia floats in the air, her power aura glwing around her, and her black hair suddenly turned yellow. "Time for revenge," she says, in a grim tone. Nadia lets out a mighty scream, tearing a hole between dimensions. She enters the hole and begins searching for her brother...

Vegeta senses a massive power level! "What...was...that???" he stutters.

[Risp_old]

<i>Nadia died. A while ago. Unless Nadia and Backup Nadia are different people...

And Iso takes L_G after he dies, not before.</i>

[Xion]

<i>I assume they are.</i>

A small portal rips, and Xion's face pokes out to obsurve the fight. As soon as he looked, he ducks back and lets the portal close.

[Lem_Gambino]

*shakes fist*

"Uh-oh," says Kamikura, suddenly awake. "Did you feel that, Tracy?"
Tracy, who was sleeping next to Kamikura, said in a drowsy tone," Yeah, and I don't like it," She rolls and sits up, rubbing her eyes. "Guess our lazy time is over, huh?"
"Yeah," says Kamikura, his anger rising. L_G had died many times in the past, and this was just overdoing it...

L_G and Nadia wake up. Everywhere, was far as the eye could see, there was darkness. L_G swore, hitting the hard ground with his fist. "For the love of carp!" he says angrily, looking around for Nadia. She wasn't far away, and she too was angry. "I can't believe we failed..." she said between sobs.
"It's not over yet!" says L_G in a calmer tone, but still angry, "Once the Interceptor II is finished, Strato and the rest of hia army are done for! I've had enough of this. We're going to live our life without those guys breathing down our necks, and aren't going to stop us." L_G helps his sister up.
"Well, we were wondering when you two were going to show up."
L_G and Nadia trun around and see Jeanie, who has a happy look on her face. "The ship is this way," says Jeanit pointing into the darkness, "Follow me and stay close," she says as she opens up a portal to Animenia's Shadow Realm...

[Risp_old]

Back on the moon of another planet, a new fortress stands. It was under construction from the time the other went offline. It is under the command of Tangent, Rspss Fr's right-hand... ghost. It is currently constructing a secret device that will give the Peep Army and immense avantage.

Tangent walks across a catewalk above the construction bay. Far below, pounding autohammers mark the mass-production of guns and missles. Going further, Tangent crosses over a larger area, with sounds of welders and giant autohammers drifting from below, where fighters and corvettes are made. Going to the opposite end of this factory, Tangent stops. From below, teams of engineers drift across the floors and skilled workers make electronics. A large pylon is under construction, as large as three fighers. This device, once completed and hooked up to a power plant, can prevent any kind of interdimensional travel in the entire universe.

<i>Pylon completion: 50%</i>

[Xion]

Xion, resting in a bed within his Gran Da Val base, mumbles something. Limping to get up, he types a few things on his computer. "Oh...my...god." Xion says, then winces from a wound on his right arm.

"Something must be done about this." Xion says, as a planal camera watches the ghost obsurver. A few more ticks in his computer he finds the orb, far away from Tangent's grasp.


"This...gives me an idea." Xion says, reaching in his pocket. He pulls out three objects: a swirling blue stone, a three-stringed harp, and a rod of sorts. "This should give me the firepower to take down that orb...and then Tangent with it."

[Lem_Gambino]

...and the inhabitants of Animenia's Shadow Realm are moved from their home into the Jazz 2 Online Forums' Shadow Realm. Profeesor Jeff returns, exhausted. "I couldn't find them," he says, "So I left them a note."
L_G shakes his head. "They'll find it, no doubt. Even they aren't stupid enough to find THAT spell."

Meanwhile, a pen with a written note next to it is taped to the TV screen. This pen contains the multiverse's last hope: an extremely powerful spell to end all spells!

Millenium Pen- Bestows Polthole when equipped.
Plothole- Allows interdimensional travel, regardless of any magical, technologcal or natural forces prohibiting it. Unblockable. Darnit, there are no Plotholes! - Dave MP Cost: 100

[Risp_old]

<i>You really think that will work?
With you having had a shield in the interceptor that could block all magic, including a spell that can pierce shields that block all magic?
And you think you can just make a way past the pylon, when I could not get past your noshield with a super spell of my own?</i>

[Xion]

<i>two posts remain.</i>

Xion readies himself, then rips a portal.

"No matter how near or far, a planeswalker must not be stopped. By any means nesiccary." Xion sighs. Then he equips his three items before going after the orb.

[Lem_Gambino]

It may work, it may not work. The worst thing it can do is rip someone to shreds.

Plothole's Accuracy: Coin flip. Heads: Arrive at destination. Tails: DEATH.

I'm so evil. >=) Also, Noshield only lasts for a few moments, else it starts overheating the ship's engines. Did you really think I'd have complete invulnerablity without a glaring weakness?

[Risp_old]

<i>NOTHING is unstoppable.
I rest my case.

And as for the glaring weakness, that didn't matter because the spell would fire before the shield went down anyway. However, you can use this spell whenever you want.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

I rest my case.

And as for the glaring weakness, that didn't matter because the spell would fire before the shield went down anyway. However, you can use this spell whenever you want.</i>

...Blargh. I'm young and naive, and I will try not to let this happen again in the future.

Noshield- Blocks any enemy spell. Only lasts for a short time. MP: Same as spell being used. She canna take anymore 'o this! -Scotty

[Risp_old]

<i>That still isn't going to change the fact that you basically one-upped me by again casually doing something that made the biggest thing I was doing at the time impossible.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

...Now I'm confused...

Kamikura and Tracy train for battle by beating up enemies in random battles.
Time seems to have stopped, literally, because his army of ships isn't moving.
Time 'till Archie starts blowing stuff up: N/A
Vegeta has made 100 zenny. Goal: 34,712 zenny
Interceptor II progress: 10%. L_G works fast.
Pawn is still waiting for reinforcements.
Ozzie and Olivia are asleep.
Some random person burps.
I am lazy.

[Risp_old]

<i>Oh nothing.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Don't worry, I'll figure it out someday. Someday. I'm just slow at these kinds of things. 9_9 Anyway...

Kamikura and Tracy defeat a Pink Dragon! They each receive 1834 exp. and 2000 zenny.
"Hey, what's this?" says Kamikura, noticing something dropped by the dragon. Kamikura found the Pink Dress Dressphere!
Kamikura sweatdrops. "Out of all the items L_G put into this world, this has got to bwe the strangest," he says.
Tracy examines the sphere. "It seems to teach Pink Magic," says Tracy.
"Do you know anything about Pink Magic?"
"Not a lot. It's supposed to charm enemies and stuff."
"*evil grin* Let's send it to L_G!"
*shrugs* "Why not?"
Tracy casts Plothole. A black hole appears on the ground.
"Here goes..." Tracy tosses in the sphere.
Coin Flip time! Please Note: I'm being complety honest on all of the coin flips.
Tails. =O
The sphere gets shot back out, and hits Kamikura in the face. "Stupid spell...I want a do-over!" he complains. Tracy laughs. The hole closes.
"Ah, whatever. Let's do some more training."

[Risp_old]

Tangent goes to the middle of the factory (the figher and corvette making section) and comes across a door. He opens it, and it opens to space, with only a faint shimmer to mark a weak forcefield holding the air in. He walks out to a small platform on the other side, and unfolds his wings.

<i>Pylon completion: 60%

pageclaim</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

You guys make corvettes? Do you have any idea how much you guys are copyright infringing Chevorlet???? Or are they paying you to make them?

[Xion]

Xion, donning his Photon armor, wraps his tail firmly around a solid object. "Here goes nothing..." Xion says, then falls to his knees. "Bloody arm..." Xion mumbles, as he gets back up. Holding all three objects, he bursts through the portal, with the only thing holding him back in is his tail. "FIRE IN THE HOOOOOOOLLEEEEEEEEEE!!" Xion yells, then unleases his attack.

Xion attacks the Orb with Wild Tornado!
Xion floods the spell with 1984 MP!
The orb takes <i>(Going off the previous conversions, which when applied to this new world, would be the same. Orb at 200k HP, Maxes x10 Manacosts x2) 1300 damagex2(Princess Rod in hand)x2(Stormstone)x2(Tricord)x1.5(Elemental)x31(F LOOD BONUS!)=</i>483600 Damage!
Orb has shattered into a billion pieces!

Xion pulls himself back through the portal, and the portal closes. "That's one nightmare finished..." Xion says, removing his helmet, "But another is about to begin. Look at that thing!" Xion looks at the screen, showing the Pylon. "A little bit of rest, then I can waste that thing." Xion removes his armor, then curls up under the covers of his bed.



<i>How's that for annoyance? :p</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Wait a minute. The attack wouldn't work because the Orb would just take the damage and convert it into HP for Tangent!

[Risp_old]

You guys make corvettes? Do you have any idea how much you guys are copyright infringing Chevorlet???? Or are they paying you to make them?
<i>A corvette is a class of ship ("A fast, lightly armed warship, smaller than a destroyer, often armed for antisubmarine operations."- The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition).

Oh, and I should have mentioned the Orb's locational weaknesses and strengths.
Since it is in space, it is immune to wind, fire, and earth magic. It is strong against water magic, and weak against cosmos magic. If it was in the factory it would be weak against steel and fire and strong against water and nature. It is only weak against wind magic when up high in the air. So, Xion, NO</i>

[Xion]

<i>Quite the opposite. since Tangent is not nearby, how can it convert it into HP for tangent?


Besides? I pwned it hardcore. You think all that HP bonus will go to Tangent when his only source of being has been smashed?</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>No, the orb stays near Tangent. That means it is in space. Tangent is in space. Xion is, presumably, in space. If it got too far from Tangent it would not be able to keep him animated.</i>

[Xion]

<i>Oh, Cosmos Magic? Hmmm...Stardust would have sufficed in place of it. But then I wouldn't get the uberbonuses like I did. >_< New plan of action.</i>

A blip of the screen, and it shows the orb still there.

"Wh..wha?" Xion says, half asleep. "Awww s..." Xion falls out of the bed, making a large whump. "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWww..." Xion holds his arm. "Bloody arm. Bloody wound. I seriously need medical help." Xion chugs an X-potion down, and looks at his arm. "Nothing." Xion says, depressed. "The pain is still there, it hurts like bloody hell, and I CAN NOT DO A THING ABOUT IT." Xion winces.

"Well. I may as well drop in on that little pylon making area." Xion says half-heartedly. He chugs two Ethers and rips a portal. Xion hangs in a dark corner by his tail of the Pylon making room.

[Risp_old]

Tangent returns to the factory, and goes down the the end in which the pylon is being made. The orb follows him, going under the catewalk. Tangent stops there again, and notices Xion out of the corner of his eyes. Tangent goes back outside, and the orb follows him again.

[Lem_Gambino]

...>XD

Nadia summons Lu Narr!
Lu appears, and creates a solar wind to separate the Orb and Tangent. Lu grabs the Orb and tosses it as far away as possible. He then grabs Tangent and beats him up.
Tangent takes 8456 HP damage.
Tangent takes 7999 HP damage.
Tangent takes 8432 HP damage.
Tangent takes 16341 HP damage. Critical hit!
Lu disappears.

In case you're wondering, summoned monsters come from another dimension, so this possible.

[Xion]

"Shoot." Xion thinks. "I've been spotted."

Xion shrugs. "May as well make my grand entrance."


Xion casts Deluge on the area! <i>- Deluge is water damage, remember.</i>
All Workers take <i>150xworld modifier...Is this world the same as the previous world?</i>
All Metal things rust!
Pylon begins to rust!
Pylon begins to degrade!

[Risp_old]

<i>You can attack people in other dimensions? That is kinda cheap, but...</i>

Tangent holds his hand out. A small portal appears, and he throws a crystal in. The crystal breaks... and a wave of strange energy comes out. Magic crystal uses white noise! Everyone on the other side is unable to use magic! Tangent closes the portal.

<i>Please. Attacking someone while dead? I though it was bad enough with all that attacking while asleep and being able to easily hit invisible people.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

All Workers take 150xworld modifier...Is this world the same as the previous world?

I think so.

You can attack people in other dimensions? That is kinda cheap, but...

Tangent holds his hand out. A small portal appears, and he throws a crystal in. The crystal breaks... and a wave of strange energy comes out. Magic crystal uses white noise! Everyone on the other side is unable to use magic! Tangent closes the portal.

Please. Attacking someone while dead? I though it was bad enough with all that attacking while asleep and being able to easily hit invisible people.

Technically, they're not dead. They are, but they're all spirits, just like the Yu-Gi-Oh monsters.
And you can attack while you're asleep. There's a Pokemon move called Snore that can only be used while sleeping.

Beth goes around and gives out Remedies to everyone.

[Risp_old]

All the engineers look up, and then one calls in reinforcements. Ten special forces peep troopers and one fox come in.

Engineers (x150) use mechanical repair!
Pylon stops rusting and is now fine!

Magekiller troops (x10) attack!
Xion takes 400 damage!

Martin jumps at Xion, and slashes furiously. Martin Tiemet uses three-prong strike!
Xion takes 500 damage!
Xion takes 500 damage!
Critical hit!
Xion takes 700 damage!

Martin jumps at Xion and attacks!
Xion takes 400 damage!

<i>And, for the record, Magekiller troops are strong against all types of magic.

Martin's new skills-
*three prong strike: attacks three times
*magebane: deals damage equal to half target's MP; physical
*counter-force: if target uses a spell it takes a amount of damage equal to twice the MP needed to use the spell; physical

@L_G- it isn't a silence spell, it simply prevents people from casting. A remedy would not work.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Ah. But since you said that White Noise only affects targets around the caster, and the crystal casted the spell...

L_G moves the construcion site away from the crystal. The crystal shards vanish into the mist.

Interceptor II Progress: 12%

[Risp_old]

<i>But while summons can go across dimensions they still have a range limit. You are now past that limit.

Oh, and stats-

magekiller troop x1: 20 hp
Martin: 5000 hp 0 MP 18% overdrive</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Ok, then.

The Orb somehow finds it's way back to Tangent.
L_G changes his class to Paladin Mage.
L_G casts Hastega! All allies have been Hasted.

Interceptor II completion: 20%

[Risp_old]

<i>"The Orb somehow finds it's way back to Tangent"... what?</i>

Magekiller troops (x10) attack Xion!
Xion takes 400 damage!

Martin jumps at Xion and attacks!
Xion takes 450 damage!
Xion is dead (and crispy)... but most likely escapes again regardless of that fact.

<i>Pylon completion: 70%</i>

[Xion]

Xion's limp body crashes to the floor. "Bloody..." Xion mumbles as he staggers to get up, but then colapses and blanks out.

<i>So then everybody would have taken 1500...And shouldn't stuff start to rust due to the water attack?</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

They repaired the pylon.
@Risp: You said summoning spells only have a certain range, so I undid the move.

Interceptor II Progress: 26%

[Risp_old]

<i>What does that have to do with the Orb?</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

The Orb is supposed to keep Tangent alive, right? So I had Lu Narr throw it away. But when you said I went outside my limit, the Orb unaffected and went on it's merry way.

Gohan sees the destruction caused by Tangent, then sees Goku, Trunks, and Bulla dead on the ground. "Oh no," he says, shaken up. "I've got to get them to Dende..."
He goes back to get his brother, Goten, and he helps to carry the fallen to Dende's Lookout. 'He died again?!?!?' thinks Chi-Chi, 'That man simply can't stay out of trouble...'

Gohan and Goten arrive at Dende's Lookout. After explaining the situation to him, Dende takes them to Hyperbolic Time Chamber. "The revival process will take some time," he says, "But in the time chamber we can have this done in a matter of seconds!" They all enter the chamber, where one year can pass inside while a day passes outside...

Dende starts casting Mass Revive. Progress: 1%

[Xion]

<i>erm...quick question: Would this also revive Soala and Rain?</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Yes, but once the spell starts, it can't be stopped until it's finished.

Gohan goes and gets the two other people that were at the battle site.
Reviving Progress: 4%
Interceptor II Progress: 32%

[Xion]

<i>Moogle is Soala...Bangaa is Rain. Don't forget their hats/weapons! ^_^</i>

Xion starts to come to his senses, but is still dased and confused.

[Risp_old]

<i>Ooh. Didn't see that thing about the orb. That would have de-animated Tangent if Lu-Narr is able to throw the Orb to the next planet (as a note, while the Orb can animate Tangent from such distances it strains the Orb's power and keeps Tangent from using most of his abilities.)

@Xion- Xion is still here?</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Gohan and Goten salevge all of their equipment.

[Strato]

Strato watched the whole battle play out on feedback. Seeing as Xion was no longer here, Strato planted a det pack on the wall, and ordered Risp to set up an interdimensional hole so they could return home. The whole party climbed through. While safely on the other side, the det pack sent a chunck of the structure into outer space.

With little else to do, the party went to the pylon area. Strato has new techs:

Avian Warcraft
Big Gaurd

[Lem_Gambino]

Revival progess: 6%
Interceptor II progress: 38%
Kamikura and Tracy are sleeping.

[Xion]

<i>@Xion- Xion is still here?</i><i>Xion had a pretty nasty fall...He was knocked out for a few hours.

He's yours to manipulate now, i.e. tie him up in a dark room and remove his stuff.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>Well, if you relace the words 'had a nasty fall' with 'being killed', what you said is accurate. It is called being killed for a reason. That means you stop functioning. Not you just get a bit uncomfortable. Unless you are a pokemon.</i>

Tangent takes Xion's corpse/unconscious body, takes all it's stuff, and then cremates it, scattering it's ashes through space.

[Xion]

A Nu Mou, hanging by it's tail in a cave within Ivalace's depths gets a sudden rush of power. "Woah..." he mumbles.


Meet Diesel. Xion's apprentice.


Xion's ghost appears in front of him. "Diesel, my apprentice. I have failed to keep the planeswalker oath, so I need you to help me."

"Erm...uh..." Diesel stutters.

"Get...ummmm..." Xion says, waving his finger. "Malta and Tia. They're pretty good at this kind of spiritual regeneration kindathing."

"Yeah, they are good, but what's a planeswalker without a shell?" Diesel points out.


"My apprentice...you are too bl-wah!" Xion attempts to put his hand on Diesel's shoulder, forgetting that he's a ghost.

"I know...Solutions that are not apparent at first present themselves to you." Diesel says, rolling his eyes. Suddenly, two Bangaa come in carrying a large sack. Diesel hides behind a large stone, and Xion phases out.


"Thisss filthy traitor won't bother usss anymore." The first one says.

"Yesss..." The second one says. "Drop him here. We ssshould get back to bassse." Diesel peeks over the rock to see the two dumping the courpse that unfurls into a crevice in the cave. Within the priceless, and now ruined, rug was a dead Nu Mou in a White Mage's clothes. The two bangaa quickly flee the cave. "The Tribitesss ssshould have a buffet with him." The second one sneers.

"Like I said..." Xion says, phasing in. "A solution will present itself." Xion analyzes the body. "A break of the left arm, a slice across the chest...he died from head trauma." Xion points to the large bruise on the head. "Wait a minute..." Xion says, analyzing the bruise. "I cannot believe this. The royal guard killed a healer. That's just not right."

"The wounds are nothing for me, Master." Diesel begins. "I can fix the shell up and take it to Malta and Tia for restoration."

"Thank you, my Apprentice. I shall be off to Malta and Tia." Xion says, then phases out.





<i>Planeswalkers: The most annoying occupation to your enemies. You cannot kill them, they'll just return to you.


Note: Xion is a ghost at the moment, and Diesel is just an apprentice. Not as powerful as Xion, but nevertheless helpful with his illusionist spells. Since he is not being used for battle at this moment, You should not worry about him, but more worry about him being a story Charector. I'll introduce him fully and formally when I need to.


"That means you stop functioning. Not you just get a bit uncomfortable. Unless you are a pokemon." Xion went retarded after that...You hit somebody hard enough on the head they will stop functioning properly, but will keep funtioning. Xion was just a brainless zombie...and GUESS WHAT! YOU MADE A WRONG DECISION. Should have taken my suggestion to duct-tape him to a chair.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Reviving Progress: 10%
Interceptor II Progress: 42%
Kamikura is dreaming about pie.

[Xion]

Xion phases in within Tia and Malta's shop.

"Strange..." Xion says, confused. "They should be here..."

[Risp_old]

<i>Xion didn't become a mindless zombie last time I killed him. And I wish I made a rule against demi-immortality.

Pylon completion- 85%</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Mr. Popo enters the Time Chamber. "There's something you should see!" he says urgently. Gohan and Goten follow him outside, and he points up at the moon.
"What is it?" asks Goten. "Is that some sort of tower?"
"Looks more like an antenna of some kind," replies Gohan."And I don't like the looks of it!"
"Well, why don't we go check it out?"
"Because we haven't thought of it yet. Now that we have, let's go!"
The two brothers fly off towards the moon and land just outside the base.

Gohan: 8200/8200 HP, 200 MP, 0% Overdrive.
Goten: 7920/7920 HP, 187 MP, 0% Overdrive.

Abilites:
Space Travel (R-Ability)- Allows the user to survive in space.
Reduce Damage (R-Ability)- Reduces damage from all attacks by 70%.
And a bunch of other Dragonball Z- related skills. (i.e.: Kamehameha)

EDIT: Forgot progress on other stuff.
Revival: 12%
Interceptor II: 44%
Kamikura and Tracy: Sleeping.

[Risp_old]

<i>Wow, they must have good eyesight to see a pylon on the moon of another planet in another solar system that is inside a building this is the color of the moon.</i>

[Xion]

<i>Planeshifters are known for their ability to return to planes and such...

...But they have to relearn their techniques.

Don't worry. I estimate around 360 Xion will be back on his feet and able to walk planes.</i>

Malta unlocks the door to her shop. Xion is sitting, or so it seems, in a lotus position on the floor. Malta Shrieks in recoil, but then looks closer. "Xion?" She says, sheepishly. Xion nods silently. "What happened?" she asks, kneeling down in front of Xion. Tia enters, and notices the two.

"I failed in keeping the code." Xion says. "My apprentice is bringing a shell. He should have it cleaned up, or he will clean it up here. I'm not sure."

"Where was he?" Tia asks.

"Tubola Cave, a few days away from here." Xion responds. "Untill then, I'm just a spirit." Xion lets out a deep sigh.

<i>I'll give Deisel ten posts to get over to Tia and Malta's shop.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

<i>Wow, they must have good eyesight to see a pylon on the moon of another planet in another solar system that is inside a building this is the color of the moon.</i>
I was assuming that the current setting was some sort of hybrid plant; It is called Ragol, but there are DBZ characters on it...O_o

*GLITCH*

Mr. Popo is able to see the Pylon through his telescope. Hope that clears things up.

[Risp_old]

<i>Can the telescope see through thick walls, moons, and stars?</i>

[Xion]

<i>Planar Telescope, dolt.</i>

[Strato]

<i>DUH RSPSS! JEEZ HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID! OF COURSE IT'S A PLANAR TELESCOPE! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!!?!?!? pgclm</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>Oooh. I forgot it is a type of magic plotdevice telescope I had never heard of before and you might of well made up on the spot. Sorry.</i>

The cheif engineer walks up to Tangent. "So, cheif, this is how the Pylon works, as of your request. The universe has a natural tendancy to resist dimensional travel. It tries to reject things moving through dimesions and send them back to their source. However, all spells and technologies that have the power to move between dimensions also have the power to overcome this. What the Pylon does isn't preventing the travel, it aids the expelling force to the point nothing can overcome it."

<i>This means anything can travel between the dimesions to the protected dimesion. It would just be instantly expelled to it's point of origin. So that means even L_G's magic plotdevice spell would work, since all it does is force through shields, not abolish the natural forces of the universe.

Pylon completion- 90%</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

<i>Oooh. I forgot it is a type of magic plotdevice telescope I had never heard of before and you might of well made up on the spot. Sorry.</i>

No, it's just a regular telescope, like those obsurdly large ones you see scientists use.

EDIT: More info on Plotholes:
You know how in Bob and George, there are events that simply can't be explained? A Plothole simply punches a hole between dimensions, and it negates anything that may otherwise stop interdimensional travel. However, it is very dangerous to use unless the caster is a master od Glitch magic; It could do a lot of random damage and screw up the Space-Time continum if used incorrectly.

Which I fear is bound to happen since my fate rides on the shoulder of two knuckleheads. ^^;;

[Xion]

<i>But there is also a natural force that sends spirits out of their plane and into other planes. You are, in effect, killing off your own plane.

Congratulations, idiot planeswalker.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>But those ones scientists use cannot even see the planets around nearby stars, let alone buildings on the moons of the planets.

@Xion: You say that; I can say that opening a single dimensional portal can destroy a million universes. They are both equally true, because we said them.</i>

[Xion]

<i>Yes, a single portal between planes can destroy every plane in existance, or at least a couple million.


Tie a planeswalker to a chair. They won't <u>dare</u> shift planes with a chair...the chair would create a huge antimatter explosion, setting off raw antimatter (not contained, mind you) explosion, and this can spread like wildfire to the other planes, disrupting the fabric of time and, metaphorically, ripping a hole in time. Everything that has happened, will happen, or is happening...poof. gone in one careless retreat.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>What happens when you shoot an arrow planeswalker and he tries to escape? Does the arrow destroy the universe? Why dosen't the air passing through the portal do the same thing as the chair? What happened to the planeswalker power to magically keep nearby antimatter from exploding? And, in that case, wouldn't that have happened already, with an infinate number of carless planeswalkers tied to chairs somewhere in the infinate universes?

@LG- sure, but that still won't work. As I said, unless this plothole eternally suspends the laws of the universe, you still would (*poof*) be transported instantly back to your point of origin.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Not if that Pylon is a pile of rubble. >=)

Gohan and Goten approach the base with caution...

Revival: 14%
Interceptor II: 48%
Vegeta is on his lunch break.
Kamikura and Tracy are sleeping.
Ozzie has sent help to Pawn, but a maasive swarm of Popup Ads block their path! =O

[Risp_old]

Tangent flies out again, flapping his wings regardless of the fact there is no air in space for such a move to be needed. He wheels around the base, and notices the would-be invaders. His orb following quickly behind, Tangent moves to intercept the intruders.

<i>You get the first strike. Use it well, because I have an enormous advantage over you.

And no, Ragol and the world with all the DBZ characters are different, proven by the fact I had to travel through a dimensional gate to get from one to the other.

Pylon completion: 95%

Oh, and for the record, the Pylon is magically reinforced and very durable. If you want to destroy it you have to engage battle with it, since it also has defense systems.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Sounds like fun. You must also know that these guys have taken on Majin Buu and lived to tell the tale. X)

Gohan attacks! Tangent takes 3271 HP damage, and is sent flying.
Gohan flies after Tangent and fires a Kamehameha Wave! Tangent takes 4003 HP damage.
Goten picks up the Orb. Unsure of what to do with it, he flies away as far a possible from Tangent.

[Risp_old]

<i>You people seem to forget that the Orb can move too, and fast enough to keep up with Tangent.</i>

Goten is unable to fling the Orb far enough to make any difference!

The dull red glow shaping Tangent shoots out, and his body crumples. The glow glides forwards, and enters Backup Nadia! Tangent used Invade Mind!

Gohan attacks twice!
Goten takes 3340 damage!
Goten takes 3100 damage!

Tangent's energy returns to it's former body, and Tangent gets up.

Tangent attacks!
Goten takes 1000 damage!

The Orb flares, and faint strings of dull red energy extend from the Orb onto Tangent and move him like a puppet. The Orb used Pull Strings!

Tangent attacks twice!
Goten takes 1200 damage!
Goten takes 1100 damage!

The Orb blazes, and the motivating red force around Tangent flares too. The Orb used Blaze Force!

Tangent is healed 1300 HP!

<i>Tangent- HP: 39026/45000, MP: 300/500 Overdrive: 10%
Orb- HP: 200000/200000 MP: 9400/10000 Overdrive: 8%

The Pylon is done, but has yet to be installed.

Their stats?</i>

[Strato]

Strato orders his peeps to assume battle stations.

7 peeps man 50mm Lasz Turrets.
Gebraltir Sting ship is coming online. Will be ready to go by post #335.
3 Glorian Frigates are taking off.
2 teams are bringing online D-Gun Turrets.

Strato equips himself. Strato is armed with a Gatling Lasz. Strato is wearing Power Armor MK II. Strato has a jetpack =D.

-------------------------------------

Iso had brought L_G's body to a strange mini paralell universe. All that existed here were marble platforms underneath waterfalls an infinite distance up, and pilllars holding the platforms from an infinite distance down. on this platform was an altar. Iso kneeled and left the body on the altar. His body faded to black and vanished. Iso left the universe.

[Lem_Gambino]

Gohan: 8200/8200 HP, 197/200 MP, 10% Overdrive.
Goten: 4598/7920 HP, 187/187 MP, 0% Overdrive.

I applied the bros' Reduce damage effect.

Goten uses a Senzu Bean! His HP is fully restored.
Gohan knocks Tangent to the ground. Tangent takes 2345 HP damage.
Gohan and Goten team up!
Gohan and Goten each fire a Kamehameha Wave! Tangent takes 8342 HP damage.

Gohan: 8200/8200 HP, 194/200 MP, 20% Overdrive.
Goten: 7920/7920 HP, 184/187 MP, 10% Overdrive.

I'm going take my bath now. Later.

[Risp_old]

Suddenly, Goten's inventory dissapears. Delta fades into existance nearby, flying through space with a small atmospheric generator and another new device. Delta casted Cloak Inventory! Goten is unable to use items!

The Orb flares, and the burst of red flame spirals into a void. A line of modulating lasers shoot forth, and Gohan's inventory dissapears. Orb used skill call, and from it used Radiating Breaker! Gohan is unable to use items!

The dull red glow shaping Tangent shoots out, and his body crumples. The glow glides forwards, and enters Strato! Tangent used Invade Mind!

Strato crosses his arms, and a web of white lines forms into a shield around Tangent. Strato used Big Guard!
Tangent has the shell status effect!
Tangent has the reflect status effect!

Tangent's energy returns to it's former body, and Tangent gets up.

<i>Tangent- HP: 39026/45000, MP: 300/500 Overdrive: 40%
Orb- HP: 200000/200000 MP: 9400/10000 Overdrive: 38%
Delta- HP: 200 HP MP: 4900 Overdrive: 80%
Martin: HP: 5000 MP: 0 Overdrive: 18%
Rspss Fr: HP: 6000 MP: 5000 Overdrive: 80%
Niz: HP: 4000 MP: 2500 Overdrive: 99%

Their inventories:
Tangent-
ether x 20
full ether x 2
energy robe x 1 (equipped)
warp staff x 1
magic crystal x 30 (casts a random medium-level spell when used)
broken reaper scythe x 1 (equipped)
Pylon key x 1

Rspss Fr-
potion x 10
x-potion x 3
max-elixer x 1
ether x 12
strange cape x 1
silksteel cape x 1 (equipped)
thinking cap x 1 (equipped)
pinrifle x 1 (equipped)
gernade x 10
full waterbottle X 1

Niz-
ether x 10
cyber dress x 1 (equipped)
antenna hat x 1 (equipped)
silicon dagger x 1
laptop computer x 1
drillbot x 15 (a attack item. A little robot that drills into the enemy when thrown)
bottle of oil x 2

Martin-
potion x 15
x-potion x 5
sky blue suit x 1 (equipped)
ironwood sword x 1 (equipped)
laser rifle x 1

Delta-
healing feather x 5
magnifying glass helmet x 1 (equipped)
holographic projector x 1 (equipped)
atmospheric generator x 1 (equipped)
spirit jammer x 1 (equipped)- when equipped, makes user's spirit energy undetectable

The Pylon is hooked up and now is being charged to full.

@Xion: why are you able to use such extremly strong spells? While they do suck all your mana, they also kill all your enemies in one hit usually, so you can just run away and regenerate mana afterwards. I call that unbalanced.

@L_G- their skills, please?</i>

[cooba]

Rspss: Would be there other bosses than Tangent and Orb?

[Risp_old]

<i>Technically, since I am the bad guy, all my characters are bosses. But, closer to reality, Tangent and Orb are the only true bosses in the sense that they have high HP and multiple forms. I might introduce more bosses later.</i>

[Xion]

<i>@Xion: why are you able to use such extremly strong spells? While they do suck all your mana, they also kill all your enemies in one hit usually, so you can just run away and regenerate mana afterwards. I call that unbalanced.</i>
<i>Yes, but when I rip you do have a planeswalker. You can just chase me through the portal. duh. Ever thought of that?


And don't worry, when I'm dealing damage within this plane at the upwards to a million+, I'll basically be committing suicide. And yes, portals cost mana. But I can channel that mana from my HP. Don't worry. It'll all make sense.</i>

Diesel arrives at the shop. Tia and Malta have their spell ready, along with Xion nearby. "You're late." Tia says, without breaking her concentration.

"I know...the Bloodthirsters attacked me." Diesel replies, showing a small gash on his left thigh. "Mean things, they are."

"Then why did you go through a Jagd?" Malta says, getting up to assist Diesel.

"The thing is, I didn't. I was attacked here in Mudasket." Diesel says, putting the body in a prepared circle. "Jagd Dorsa is just up the hill." Xion begins to get up, or so it seems <i>He's still a Ghost.</i> and waves goodbye. "Master?" Diesel says, confused. "Aren't you going to stay here for you to enter your shell?"

"Clean it up a bit...specifically that wound on it's head." Xion says. "I should go pay a visit." Xion gives a sly grin, and phases out.

<hr>

Xion phases in on the battlefield where Tangent&co. are. Sitting on a high ledge, he obsurves the battle.


<i>spell will begin casting in a few turns...when I deem fitting.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>@Xion- but how can I follow you when you kill Tangent? The Orb cannot create dimensional portals, and it takes time to revive Tangent. And what high ledge? We are in SPACE!!!</i>

[cooba]

<strike>Xion is weird.</strike>

Anyway, if you are a bad guy, what then happens after your leftoff?

[Risp_old]

<i>Err... what?

The only real reason I am a bad guy is because L_G likes to be a good guy sooo much. I am glad he stopped having the benifits of a bad guy a while ago.</i>

[cooba]

Leftoff means death.

[Risp_old]

<i>Oh. I don't really know. I suppose I might just pull a cheesy plot twist like L_G does all the time later so I can still use these characters, or escape instead of die.</i>

[cooba]

Does you think that it may happen? Maybe a bit of support act may help?(somebody new would worship you)

[Risp_old]

<i>I try to keep it from happening. Being worshipped does not help me much, but new support is always welcome.</i>

[cooba]

My stats shall be done soon }>

[Risp_old]

<i>Don't forget your inventory!</i>

[cooba]

Yay, I finished it very early...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Cooba:
Class: Battle Mage
HP : 10000
MP : 120
Overdrive: 0%

Spells:
Water/Watera
Weakness/Weaknea/Weaknegga (earth spell)
Immunity/Immuna (fire spell)
Accuracius - Maximize the accuracy skills. MP cost : 20 (air spell)
Killing Spree - Double power of face-to-face fights. MP cost : 25 Not yet learned (fire spell)
Rampaggia - Double power of face-to-face fights and double speed. MP cost : 40 Requires K. Spree to be learned. (fire spell)
BigFreakin'Guy1 - Not yet learned (non-elemental)
BigFreakin'Guy2 - Not yet learned (non-elemental)
BigFreakin'Guy3 - Not yet learned (non-elemental)
Raging Inferno(Overdrive) - The flaming (not flametags, darnit) meteors falls to ground and explodes. Allies can be also hurted. MP cost : 35 (fire spell)
Bubble Armor(Overdrive) - Any spell get bounced to dude that spelled it. MP cost : 30 (water spell)

And:

Heckish Headache - Throws a big energy orb which explodes at target's head. Then the little energy chunks that come after explosion, stops nearby target's head and starts to burn it with thunders. Causes big damge, higher to a half when overdrive. Casts also Weaknegga, HyperSlow and removes most of target's helpful spells (when they were casted). MP cost : 75. Able to cast only when Heckish Wand equipped. (ground spell)

<s>FranQuipment</s>Equipment:
-Massive Crossbow
-30 arrows
-Iron Helmet
-Talisman of Mana
-Rib's Cage (equipped)
-Helmet of Judgement (equipped)
-Ring of Evilness
-Heckish Wand (equipped)

End of my stats

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wish you to make me your soldier, Rspss?

[Risp_old]

<i>You can be anyone you want. You could be a mercinary, and ally, anything.</i>

[cooba]

Mercenary.

350th post! Wheee!
349th reply. Wheeee.

[Risp_old]

<i>Alright. You'll have your chance to actually get in once I dispose of these intruders. I think I will make it quick.</i>

[cooba]

Dis - po - se (...) 2. getting rid of

So ok.

[Risp_old]

Tangent takes his turn building up for his killing strike.

The Orb is unable to attack this turn.

[cooba]

Anyway, how Tangert and Orb survive in space? I doubt that they would've spacerocket.

[Risp_old]

<i>Tangent is, at this point, a ghost bound to his former body. He does not need to breath. The Orb is a magic orb. It does not need to breathe, and it can use it's magic to fly in space. Tangent uses his wings to fly in space, no idea how.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

"Gohan, I think we mught be in over our heads," says Goten. "Let's get out of here!"
"No way!" replies Gohan. "That Pylon is bad, do you hear me? B-A-D!"
Goten hits Gohan on the neck, knocking him out.
"Sorry bro, but I'd like to live to tell this tale."
Goten picks up Gohan and they fly away. Gojhan and Goten have left the battle!

I'll post their abilites later.

[Risp_old]

<i>OK. Now you have a chance to join in.</i>

[cooba]

O.............k.

The slowly moving blob flies across space. With a battle mage inside. A powerful mage. The mage is asleep. But he suddenly awakes, when blob bounces out due to crash with a big structure, that seems to be evil temple. Mage grinned, because it reminds him temple of dark magic where he was studing evil spells. He wants now to find a guy that built it.

[Risp_old]

Tangent returns to his fortress. Inside, the Pylon is done powering up. His cheif engineer walks up to him. "Sir," the engineer says, "This dimension is isolated. Now nobody can come here without being booted out again. Nobody."

[Lem_Gambino]

Revival: 16%
Mr. Popo casts Haste! Dende has been hasted!
Interceptor II: 54%

Gohan and Goten find Vegeta and tell him what happened. "So, some evil magician is building a pylon of some sort, eh?" he says.
"Yeah, and we need to knock it out!" says Gohan in an urgent tone. Goten rolls his eyes. 'He really needs to relax,' he thinks.
Vegeta grins. "If you can transfer your power over to me, I can annihilate that base in a matter of minutes!" gloats Vegeta. "With Kakkarot (Goku) dead, it looks like I'll have to save the day...again."
Gohan and Goten transfer all of their MP over to Vegeta. He now has a lot more MP.
"Come on, is that all you got??" Vegeta complains. "No matter. I can still blast that base off the face of the moon."

Vegeta begins charging up! 5 turns left.

[Risp_old]

<i>I am not going to waste that opening.</i>

Tangent moves in to intercept. Battle Initiated!

The Orb flares, and the burst of red flame spirals into a void. A line of blue flame shoots out, and starts twisting in the air. Soon a spiral of the magic flame is in front of the Orb, shimmering and shining. With a short flare of it's fire, the spiral breaks in it's midpoint and the flames scatter and dissapate. The air seems to darken. Orb used skill call, and from it used Spiral Breaker!
Vagita is at 1 HP!
Gohan is at 1 HP!
Goten is at 1 HP!

Tangent attacks!
Vagita takes 1200 damage!
Vagita is dead (and crispy)!
Gohan takes 1100 damage!
Gohan is dead (and crispy)!
Goten takes 1300 damage!
Goten is dead (and crispy)!

<i>To give you an idea, that is my 'you did something that really ticked me off' strategy.

This is my page! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

How did you even know tha Vegeta was charging up in the first place???? You're on a different planet, REMEMBER!?!?!?

[Risp_old]

<i>How did you know where to look with the telescope? How did you even see the fortress with a telescope, no matter if it was a large one? Those are improbable and impossible, respectivly, and at least I have the excuse 'Tangent could detect such a surge of energy'.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

...Okay, I'll admit Mr. Popo's telescope is magical.
And now to do something I should have done awhile back...

First Goku, Trunks, and Bulla...
Now...Gohan, Goten and Vegeta...
L_G was sick of this. Something had to be done.
"Help the others with the Interceptor II. Professor Jeff will help you," said L_G in a stern, calm voice.
"What about you?" asks Goku.
"I'm going to see an old friend..."
L_G walks over to Jeanie, who is finished installing one of the first laser cannons. "You seem tense," she says, "I guess I shouldn't ask why."
L_G grins. "I've trained you well, Jeanie. I need you to run an arrand for me."
"Oh?"
L_G whispers it into Jeanie's ear. The less anyone heard, the less likely the plan would be botched up. "I understand," confirms Jeanie. "I shall leave immediately."
Jeanie opens a portal, and goes through it.

Somewhere, hundreds of light years way, was an ancient civilization, lost to both time and neglect. Jeanie arrived, and took a look around. "It should be around here somewhere..aha!" she exclaims. The writing was barely readable, but it said:

TEMPLE OF TIME, THIS WAY. --->

[Risp_old]

<i>"The Temple of Time"? That gives me another reason to try to defeat you.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

And the fact that you keep killing everyone is one of mine. XD
Now, about that Pylon...does it have any weaknesses that I'm aware of?
Speaking of which...

Revival: 20%
Interceptor II: 58%

L_G uses his telepathy to try and contact Xion.

I vote yes for player interactivity.

[Risp_old]

<i>Well, the Pylon is weak against the universe blowing up, and weak against people going back in time to kill it's creator, and weak against a huge antimatter bomb blowing it up- thought I should say it is a bad idea to try to take it out with brute force, considering that could damage the fabric of the universe.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Now that you say that...why the heck did you build that stupid thing in the first place??? What if there's someone out there (not Xion or I) that wants to see the universe go boom?

[Risp_old]

<i>Why did I build it? To counter the Interceptor II, since I knew you had the power to make such strong crafts and were undoubtably making another, better, one. And, if someone tried to destroy it to destroy the universe I would have enough time to power it down beforehand. Blowing up a moon shielded by one of the highest quality shield generators in the galaxy and protected by a fleet isn't as easy as Vagita thought it would be.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

What if you didn't have enough time to do anything?

Jeanie approaches the Temple of Time. It certainly has shown it's share of wear and tear over the years; it's practically crumbling. However, Jeanie wasn't interested in the temple. She was looking for something far more important...

Jeanie casts reveal! The surrounding area turns black and white, and sparkles appear we hidden items are located. "I've found it!" she says with glee. Jeanie digs a hole where the sparkles were.

Jeanie found one X-Potion!

"Um, no..." Jeanie said, disappointed. "Maybe it's somewhere else..."

Revival: 24%
Interceptor II: 62%

[Risp_old]

<i>Look, if this imaginary enemy has enough power to destroy the moon in less than a minute they don't need my help in destroying the universe. And besides, could you please name the people who know about the Pylon and where, of the billions of billions of places in the universe it is hidden?</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Well, the only people who know about the Pylon are all dead (except Jeanie). I was talking about one of YOUR evil villains that you created. (not Tangent, Martin, or Strato)

[Risp_old]

<i>Really, the only reason my people are evil is because they are against you and you are more the sterotypical good person than I am.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Ah. Just a thought.

Jeanie continues to search, but hasn't found what she is looking for.
Revival: 26%
Interceptor II: 64%
Kamikura and Tracy are out training again.

[cooba]

Hahaha I entered this dimension before it's isolation.

Cooba is standing in front of temple-like factory. He didn't looked at a sorceress nearby that was searching something (Dragon Ball?)It's so weird that it's not guarded. He touched a huge door. And then...

ALERT ALERT INTRUDER ALERT ALERT

Tangent and engineers get shocked. They quickly ran to the door, but 'coz of alarm, they're trapped in factory.
Meanwhile, the guards come to battle mage...

SpaceMage I casts Haste to allies. Allies are now hasted!
SpaceMage I shoots Blizzaga missile at Cooba.
Cooba takes 312 damage!
SpaceMage II shoots Blizzaga missile at Cooba.
Cooba takes 294 damage!
GuardTank shoots laser at Cooba.
Cooba dodges!
Cooba casts Weaknegga at SpaceMage I.
Most of SpaceMage I's defense points removed!
Cooba casts Immuna on himself.
Cooba is immune for : water spells!

SpaceMage I casts Dispell on himself.
SpaceMage I is no longer weak!
SpaceMage I shoots Firaga bullet at Cooba.
Cooba dodges!
SpaceMage II shoots Waterga bullet at Cooba.
Cooba dodges!
Immuna spell stops working on Cooba.
GuardTank uses AtomicBreath on Cooba.
Cooba takes 374 damage!
Cooba is poisoned!
Cooba sacrifices lots of his MP and casts Heckish Headache at SpaceMage II!!1
Most of SpaceMage II's defense points removed!
SpaceMage II is hyperslowed!
SpaceMage II's Blizzaga Shield is vaporized!
SpaceMage II gets 470 damage!
SpaceMage II is a looser.
Poison gives Cooba 100 damage!

SpaceMage I casts Curaga on SpaceMage II.
SM II's HyperSlow reduced to standard slow.
SM II uses Potion.
SM II gets 79 HP!
GuardTank uses his move to reload Laser Launcher.
Cooba casts Watera Arrow at SM I!
SM I takes 112 damage!
Water effects on SM I, making the damage higher by half!
SM I takes 56 damage!
Cooba hits GuardTank face-to-face with Heckish Wand!
GuardTank takes 142 damage!
Poison gives Cooba 100 damage!

SM I casts Cure on GuardTank.
GuardTank - immune to spell at moment!
SM II casts Water Pun at Cooba.
Cooba takes 48 damage!
GuardTank shoots laser at Cooba.
Cooba takes 255 damage!
Cooba hits SM II face-to-face with Heckish Wand!
SM II takes 138 damage!
SM II is dead!
Poison gives Cooba 100 damage!

SM I hits Cooba face-to-face with Short Sword!
Cooba dodges!
GuardTank shoots with the Nailgun at Cooba!
Cooba takes 74 damage!
Cooba hits SM I face-to-face with Heckish Wand!
Critical Hit!
SM I takes 209 damage!
Poison gives Cooba 100 damage!

SM I hits Cooba face-to-face with Short Sword!
Critical Hit!
Cooba takes 226 damage!
Cooba's Ring of Evilness has enough power to counterstrike SM I's attack.
SM I takes 129 damge!
SM I is dead!
SM I dropped the H-Elixir!
GuardTank shoots with the Nailgun at Cooba!
Cooba takes 52 dmage!
Cooba hits GuardTank face-to-face with Heckish Wand!
Critical Hit!
GuardTank takes 242 damage!
GuardTank is dead!

[/battle mode]

Cooba get the H-Elixir that SM I has left and drinked it. Cooba get 400 HP, 250 MP, and poison is taken off.
He pressed the button at GuardTank's armor to shutdown alarm. He don't want to fight again.
So, door opened.
Tangent, heavily scared, looked at the defeated guards' corpses and... err.. asked (?) Cooba:

"OMG HOLY **** What you did?!"
"Hmm, I tried to knock door to check what's in here, because I was interessed. It looks evil."
"You'll never destroy it! The Pylon is a holy machine and if you..."
"Shup, I've enough fighting. I'm tired. Guardians were a bit of challenge."
A bit?! - thought Tangent. - A newcomer, incredibly forced to defeat three strong guards, is standing in front of me and saying 'Shup' ?! And wants to destroy Pylon?!? NO!!1
"Fight, because you'll never destroy..."
"Who said that I want to destroy this portal, or whatever it is? Maybe I'm a bad guy?!" - screamed Cooba.
Tangert, more white than ever after revive, said only: "So.. come in..", and showed entry to factory. Cooba entered.
Door closed.
Jeanie was too far to see that she has chance to destroy Pylon!

So, what you all think about it? Especially you, L_G?

[Risp_old]

<i>...</i>

[cooba]

This ... means that my err... entry was good, or wicked?

[Risp_old]

<i>I just had a hard time following what was happening.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Sarcasm ---> So you found a friend that wants to help you take over the world. Good for you. 9_9

Jeanie sits on the ground. "It's not here at all..." she says, "Could L_G be wrong?"
Jeanie shook her head. "No, not L_G..." She looked up to the sky, deep in thought. Then it hit her-literally. A dead leaf from an old tree smacked Jeanie in the face. She brushed it off, and it landed in a small puddle.
"Of course! The moat!"
Jeanie runs as fast as she can to Hyrule Castle. 'How could I be such a fool?' she thinks. 'It's in the moat! Zelda threw it in there before Ganon could get it...'
Jeanie arrives at the castle and jumps into the moat.

*drum roll*
*Zelda item theme*
Jeanie emerges from the moat, clutching the legendary Ocarina of Time!
Jeanie warps back to the Shadow Realm, happy that she completed her mission.

[Risp_old]

<i>Great. Now you found another superpower. If I get really annoyed I might draw from some games myself.</i>

[cooba]

Or I would make something

NASTY
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[Risp_old]

<i>Cooba, I still have no idea what happened in your last story segment.</i>

[Xion]

Xion phases back to Malta and Tia's shop. "Now you are late." Tia says, halfway angry.

"Sorry...was just planning out my revenge on..." Xion says.

"Revenge? Who said anything about revenge?" Tia says, starting to fume.

"The one that killed me on my attempt to protect the planeswalker code. There's not much time left." Xion explains.

"Okay then. Diesel and Malta are in the back. They've been working at the courpse and have started the spell. You barely made it in time." Tia says, walking to the back. The candlelit room flickers off the living things in the room, but Xion is still in full color. "Hopefully our combined magic skill can make this go a bit faster."

Xion, Tia, Malta, and Diesel are all readying the shell.

<i>390. They're that far already. 390 I'll be alive.

And this time, I'll be bigger and badder...well not exactly "Bigger" since my HP will be drastically lower but my MP will be incredible.... Half my old HP and add that to my old MP.

And magic resistance will be better. Magicians that are pure mages (i.e. the White Mage that was found) usually have excellent MP and M-Power and M-Defence. Noticibly with the increase of ear size and tail size within Nu Mou.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

L_G tries to reach Xion again through telepathy.
Jeanie comes back and runs up to L_G "I've found it!" she says happily.
L_G looks at Jeanie and smiles. "Thanks. It's only a matter of time now..."
"What are you doing?"
"Trying to contact Xion."
"That PSO addicted bunny rabbit?"
"Nu Mou."
"Okay, Nu Mou...what do you want with him?"
"I was thinking we'd form an alliance until this whole this is straightened out."
"...Phwee?"

@Risp: In case you're wondering about Cooba's post, I think he wants to join forces with you.

[Risp_old]

<i>I know he wants to join forces with me. I just have no idea what he was doing in the post. Where did those tanks come from? What about the spacemage? How can a ghost's face go white?</i>

[Xion]

Xion coughs, and breaks his own concentration. "Hello? Hello?" Xion can hear in the back of his head. Looking around confused, he notices the other three still in their positions.

"Who's there." Xion whispers, in an attempt to keep the silence.

[Lem_Gambino]

@Risp: I think those were supposed to be Strato's troops that he made up for battle.

'Xion, it's me, L_G. I talking to you through telepathy. Maybe you should let your friends hear what I'm about to say. Or in my case, think.' L_G transmits.
"What do you want to do with this?" asks Jeanie, holding out the Ocarina.
"I'll take it," replies L_G. Jeanie hands it over. "Thanks."
Jeanie goes back to work. 'Like I said, you might want your friends to hear this, too. It's very important.'

[Xion]

"Well..." Xion whispers, "They're somewhat busy reanimating me. So, can it wait a bit?"

[Lem_Gambino]

'Sure,' L_G replies. Elevator music starts playing from some unknown source. >X)

[Xion]

Xion winces from the sound. Tia's eyes open up. "Spell finished." she says, silently, then notices Xion wincing. "What's wrong?"

"Nothing..." Xion mumbles. "at least I hope it's nothing." Xion then thinks. Every candle in the already dark room goes out, leaving Xion the only one visible. A large force sucks Xion into the circle, and poof. Xion's gone. A cough...a weeze...





Silence. Fearful...suspenseful...silence.





"I live." Xion whispers.

[Risp_old]

<i>Good drama there, Xion.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

'...I assume that means you're alive?' asks L_G before restarting the music.

[Xion]

"Yes." Xion telepaths to L_G.

Xion gets up and lights a small fire with his finger. "Hiya." Xion says with a sly grin. Tia slaps Xion.

"You had us worried!" Tia says, angry.

"Well sor-ry!" Xion says, then breathes on the fire to light all the candles in the room. "We have much work to do. Tangent has a pylon and he attempts to remove all planeswalking from the universe. If he does this...the Planeswalker Code would be broken."

"Can't we ask some other Planeswalkers for help, Master?" Diesel says.

"A few problems there, young apprentice." Xion begins. "First, I lost the radio. I can't speak with Olivar without it. Secondly, Rain and Soala are dead. They lost in an attempt to protect the Planeswalker code. You think they'll send more units after I lost two of their finest? No. Let's go." Xion starts to head for the door.

"Go where?" Malta asks.


Xion, with a smirk, turns around to look at the three. "Gran Da Val. My home base. We can obsurve Tangent from there." Xion mumbles something inaudibly under his breath, the only word Tia, Malta, and Diesel can make out is the word "peeps." Xion moves his fingers like he used to, then realises with a chuckle. "I...forgot how to rip." Xion scratches the back of his head. "I guess I need to meditate." Xion says, then turns around to exit the room but trips over his extended tail. Diesel rushes over to help Xion up. Xion and Diesel bow farewell to Malta and Tia. "I thank you kindly and greatfully. I don't have mu-" Xion says, patting himself down, then feels a large lump in the left pocket. "-ney.." Xion pulls out a small pouch filled with Gil. "Fifty thousand Gil. That should be enough to repay you for your troubles." Tia greedily goes to grab the pouch, but Malta holds her back.

"Repay us in the form of saving the world." Malta says with a wink. Xion silently nods, and exits the shop.

[Risp_old]

<i>I seek to destroy all plansewalking in the Universe? I didn't know that. The Pylon can only block out the plane in which it is. Not others.</i>

[Xion]

<i>Xion's known for jumping to conclusions.

Besides, anything that disrupts a single plane will disrupt neighboring planes, and thusly spreading, so Xion's halfway right.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

'So...anyway, I was thinking we could form an alliance,' says L_G. 'If we combine our powers, Strato and his punks won't stand a chance.'

[Risp_old]

<i>Actually, you really don't need Xion's help. With a little time travel you could take over the universe with the followers you already have.</i>

[Xion]

"You fool..." Xion telepaths to L_G. "Strato's wandering the endless labrynths of Gran Da Val. I'm very sure he's not getting out soon and will be living on Doldom and Delbiter."

[Risp_old]

<i>Actually, no. Remember how he returned to Tangent's fortress?</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

That's not my plan. Since my characters don't know anything about your characters' past, we wouldn't know where to start. Besides, my idea's better, and a bit more interesting. Can you say "Assault Strato's base"?

'Er, I meant to knock out the Pylon,' corrects L_G. Besides, Tangent and Martin are like, really powerful, ya know?'

Speaking of which, where is Strato now? I thought he found a way out of the base...

[Risp_old]

<i>Alright. You already have the oppertunity to strike. Use it well, and come well prepared. I will be getting some wicked tricks ready.

This is my page!</i>

[Xion]

"Well, in order for me to get to you, I gotta go and learn planeswalking ALLLLLLLL over again. It's buried somewhere in the abyss known as my soul." Xion telepaths to L_G.

"Wait a minute. I just had a revelation." Xion says aloud. Diesel looks at Xion like he's crazy or something.

[Lem_Gambino]

'Oh?' asks L_G. 'What do you have planned?'

Gonna go watch DBZ now. XD

[Xion]

"How am I speaking with you? I'm positive you're not in Ivalace." Xion telepaths to L_G.

"What are you talking about, master?" Diesel asks.

"A friend in another plane just happened to make telepathic communication with me. I may be able to speed up the planar travel skills." Xion says with a smirk. The two head for the inn and rest for the night.

<i>Going to bed now...will return in the morning.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>Oh, and there is something you must remember about such a seige situation- you cannot control how the battles start. You can attack, but the defender gets to choose what forces are sent to you. And you must take this one step at a time. The areas you must fight through to get to the Pylon are as follows-

1. Outer walls
2. Main hallway
3. Barracks
4. Factory room tier 1
5. Factory room tier 2
6. Pylon room

Each room gives you more and more resistance till you get to the Pylon room, at which point you will need to fight all I can throw at you. You better gain some levels on the way, too.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

That's why we're not going to fight right away. >=)

[Strato]

Gerbraltir Stinger Ship is online and battle ready
Glorian Frigates X4 are patrolling the perimeter
Base, troops, and defense systems are on high alert
Strato is enjoying a ham sandwhich

[cooba]

@Risp: I think those were supposed to be Strato's troops that he made up for battle.

Exactly.
BTW, I don't know from where I get this idiot idea with ghost's face.
And, Strato's base is NOT in the Temple of Time, am I right?

[Xion]

Xion's tail thwaps and limply falls out of the bed.


Xion's had a rough night. First night of life usually is rough, but he has been trying to unbury his planeswalking skills. Diesel is snoring, and that adds to Xion's discomfort.

[Lem_Gambino]

@Cooba: His base is on a moon orbiting Ragol, I think.

[cooba]

L_G, thank you.

Cooba entered the factory. The hallway behind main door seems to be ended with pair of stairs. But when he walked near it, he saw that one of them are locked by a solid metal grate. Then, Tangert pushed a brick nearby, and grate opened.
Ghost didn't want anyone of technicians to go down. He went there only with Cooba. The stairs were long, but they finally ended. It was very hot. Like in a factory or something like that.
Tangert pushed door that were at end of stairs. They opened. Cooba and ghost come through them, and they closed. Cooba looked back and he saw no door behind him, only the same concrete wall with the same bricks. (NOTE1 : Risp and Tangert has their own stairs to Factory Room) Then, Tangert come to door with label:

PYLON ROOM
Authorized Personnel Only

"Stay there" - says Tangert, showed him a corner of room. Cooba walked there. Tangert pushed a lever nearby door, and a comp voice said: "Authorization needed to enter Pylon chamber." Then, the laser beam blast from ceiling and hitted the eye-like shaped spot where Tangert is standing. Because of his transparency, beam went across him. Laser hitted the center of eye and started to detecting something...

"Authorization confirmed."

Door opened. Cooba was shocked 'coz of snareness of guy that built this security system... Tangert said to him: "Don't enter. I have to talk with master", and come across the corridoor leading to 'Pylon Room'.
Cooba waited for Tangert. Waited. Waited. Sleeped.
Sound of door opening awaked battle mage from dream. He looked at Tangert, but there was no Tangert. Instead, there was a tall man in a red shirt, black pants, grey with red stripes cape, black hat, and with blinking crystal in hand. Cooba thought: "Well, this should be this 'master' that this ghost was speaking about".
Rspss - because it was he - said to Cooba: "Well, you should be this bad guy that Tangent was speaking about. Hewwo. My name is Risp. What's your name?"
"Eww... Cooba. Call me Cooba."
"OK. Well, Cooba, Tangent said that you've defeated some guardians of this temple, while they were on medium-high alert. YaY. It is true?"
"Of course" - said Cooba. "You don't believe your own troop?"
"Oh..."
"Anyway. Are you the one that built this complex?"
"I wasn't alone. Some guys..."
"OK, thank you. Well, I must say, that it has very well security grid. Nice place to hide."
"Errm, we have something STRONGER to hide *cough*" - said Rspss, touching the label that say "Pylon Room(...)" with his finger.
"Oh." - told mage. "And what is this Pylon?"
"It's a machine. It protects the current dimension against being invaded. All things that tries enter it while Pylon works, are sent back."
To be continued...

[Risp_old]

<i>@Cooba: His base is on a moon orbiting Ragol, I think.
Actually, the fortress is not there. It is on the moon of an undefined planet, and used to be Tangent's own fortress before it was expanded into a larger base worthy of the Peep Army.

@Cooba: Tangent needs no stairs. He can fly.

Plus, the only thing accurate thing about my description was the red. OK, here are my people's descriptions-

Rspss Fr-
Wears a red shirt, black pants, a grey with red stripes cape made of silksteel (a very strong and lightweight material), and a black thinking hat. He has glasses which can link to the video screens of his fortress when in combonation with his thinking cap.

Niz-
An alien cyber lord (master of hackers). Wears a black dress with green lines on it, a hat in similar motif with three antenni, and always followed by a small amout of random robots.

I already have posted the descriptions of Tangent, Martin, and Delta in different places (in this thread and in everyone's characters.)</i>

[Xion]

"Xion..." Diesel shakes Xion vigorously. "Master! Wake up! It's already noon!"


"But I don't want to go to school today..." Xion sleeply mumbles. Xion opens his eyes and looks around. "Oh." A large anime-like sweat drop forms on the back of Xion's head. "I forgot. Life."

"Life of a planeswalker, Master." Diesel replies. "Now, we need for you to meditate and get your skills back."

"Actually, most of my skills are within a database on Gran Da Val." Xion explains. Diesel looks confused. "A large knowledge base...bigger than the sages. The only problem is that I put it all there." Xion grins uneasily. "But in order for me to get there, I need one of two things...Planeswalking magic..." Xion looks at the market below. "...Or a Telepipe. And I am quite sure Ivalace doesn't have that advanced technology to make one." Xion turns around and notices Diesel holding a small black object. "Where...did you get that?"

"Xion, I have a confession to make." Diesel says, ashamed. "I swiped a large amount of your stuff as we were meditating over the year."

"And a telepipe was one of the things you swiped?" Xion says. 'I'm not sure if I should be angry or happy...' Xion thinks.

"Yes. I was selling them on the black market. I was making quite a gil from it too. This is the only one I have left." Diesel raises it to Xion to hand it back. Xion takes it, presses the button, and throws it on the floor. "What are you doing?" Diesel says, distressed.

"Come on..." Xion says. "We have a pylon to take down." Diesel and Xion enter the Telepipe and shift planes and other things to the Gran Da Val base.

<hr>

"Hold...still!" Xion says, holding Diesel's ear. Xion puts a small object in Diesel's earlobe, and Diesel flinches. "I think it stuck that time."

"That hurts! Why would you want that in your ear?" Diesel says, fondling his ear.

"For skills, of course." Xion smirks.



Two hours have passed since Xion and Diesel left Ivalace. Xion put his chip in right away. Diesel, however, resisted the chip for an hour and hid in Rach's pen. The other hour was trying to brave the chip and get it implanted in his ear. Diesel didn't like getting things implanted in his ear...or implanted anywhere, for that matter. Diesel had three fears...Needles being one of them. Paranoia didn't help much, and also a fear of electrical shock was his final dread.

"Now what?" Diesel says.

"Now we wait. We wait for the magic to flow into our bodies." Xion explains.

"I don't want to wait...Wanna play a game of chess?" Diesel suggests.

"Sounds good." Xion says, then brings out a chess set.

<i>I apologize for not being on this afternoon, I got PSO3 and played it all afternoon...very godo game.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>Thinking about it, when L_G asked me about the dangers of destroying the Pylon while it was still on and how stupid it was to make because it could severly damage the universe, I just realized (read: realized about a day ago and was too lazy to say till now) that that is mostly the same thing about plansewalking. And, as another thing, why arn't there other Pylon equivalents out there, hounding all the plansewalkers on how the loss of one universe will hurt them so? These things always happen somewhere.</i>

[Xion]

<i>Because they've all been stopped, Risp.</i>

"So..." Xion says, moving one of his pieces across the board. "How much did you steal from me?"

"Mostly small things, like potions and such." Diesel responds, moving his piece. "But I found a small cache of those small things that you called a 'telepipe.' Seeing them as useful technology, I swiped three of them. Two of them sold, but then I got a bad rep for selling something that is useless."

"Useless?" Xion almost drops his piece in the middle of the board.

"Nobody knew how to work them. And when they figured out how to activate them, they just made pretty streams of light. Nobody knew how to walk through the planes to Gran Da Val with them..." Diesel moves his piece. "Not even me. Mate." Xion looks at the board, stunned. A few hypothetical moves of pieces, but to no avail. "Dumb luck?" Diesel says with a stupid grin on his face. Xion nods silently. The computer screen flashes, and says one word: COMPLETE.

"Ah. Our skills have been updated fully." Xion says. Xion moves his hand in a small motion and rips a portal. Xion has a large grin on his face. Diesel moves his hand in the same way, and also rips a portal. "We are one in the same, Diesel. You are no longer my apprentice." Diesel smiles. Xion presses a few strokes of keys, and Diesel yawns behind him.

"Anywhere I can crash for the night, Xion?" Diesel asks.

"Yeah. Down that hallway, fourth door on the right." Xion says, pointing. Diesel heads down the hallway, and Xion continues to watch over Tangent with his planar cameras.

[Lem_Gambino]

L_G stood there, looking out into the black mist of the Shadow Realm. 'I wonder how Xion's doing?' he wonders. L_G reaches out with his telepathic powers, attempting to contact Xion. 'I may have to teach him the Fusion Dance...if all else fails, that'll be our best chance of winning.'

Revial: 30%
Interceptor II: 62%

[Xion]

Xion's ear twitches. "Yes?" Xion says, then typing a few things into his computer. In the corner, L_G appears in a realtime-camera.

[Strato]

</i>With infinite planes and infinite universes contained within infinite dimensions, every possible outcome has been acheived. So in theory, an infinite number of pylons work without any disruption, while an infinite number have been sucsessfully stopped. Planeswalking is still possible, so we can only assume that a pylon would only severe a plane from every single other one, not completly eradicate all planes, which in short would have destroied everything in it's entirety. Your conclusion is unfounded. You are attempting to associate the Butterfly Effect with a plane being severed, stateing that similarly resonante planes would be severed too. While this may be possible depending on the efficiency of the pylon, you are only blocking travel from your plane to all other planes and vice versa, as shown by the fact that planes walking is still possible.</i>

[Xion]

<i>The butterfly effect works because when a pylon is successfully installed, anything within the plane becomes expelled out after a matter of time. They pylon blocks <b>INCOMING</b> walks, not outgoing. So shells that expire within the plane ship their souls out to another plane. But for every death within a plane there has to be a death in every plane, so that a jump is made. Overpopulation of a plane comes from one of two things, dumb luck or a blockage of a walk to a plane. And since the plane has no incoming souls, the shells are just that: brainless, souless shells wandering the plane. Nothing happens, and that's what Planeswalkers try to protect. See, we're protecting the entire fabric of time of the planes, not just one single plane.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>Actually, the Pylon only adds power to the Universe's efforts to rebound incoming things. The Universe does not try to stop souls, because otherwise the souls would be unable to pass.</i>

[Strato]

<i>the butterfly effect doesn't work because ther're infinite planes, thusly some planes may have inifinite space with an infinite number of souls, while another may have 0.0...1 space and 0 souls. Thusly there is infinite number of areas for souls to go into, and over population is nary a problem. On a side note, every single person is a planes walker going by your theory. Anyway...</I>
every death within a plane there has to be a death in every plane
<i>again, going by the place with 0.0...1 space and 0 souls, your theory is flawed.</i>

[Xion]

<i>In a way, every person is a planeswalker. It's just that planeswalkers know how to "control their given powers"</i>

[Strato]

<i>Great now comment on the rest of my reply or I win.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>Xion! Great job at dodging answering any of the important parts of Strato's reply!</i>

[Xion]

<i>I already made those points clear: A plane with a pylon has no more souls in it, thusly making your 0.0 plane truth. Granted, there can be a plane with infinite souls, but hopefully this plane will never have to happen since we don't want all the souls within a single plane. That single plane could not contain that many souls, thusly the fabric of time tears. All those souls are lost, and more souls come to replace them. Where do the souls come from? The lost souls just get recycled. You put the souls in a huge hypothetical blender and they all get destroyed and recreated with new parts.

Needless to say, I'm quite sure this happened in the past.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>Wait. Where did you say all the souls of a plane with a Pylon in it dissapear? I am sure I made an argument for all that stuff you were babbiling about how the Pylon would make the Plane eventually run out of souls (even then you forgot about beings that cannot die of old age), but I never saw anything talking about how all the souls would dissapear.</i>

[Strato]

<i>Apparently you agree that there are natural infinities so that makes this debate a lot easier. Anyway, time isn't a fabric as most people tend to beleive. It consists of cones and arrows, but that is completly off topic. An infinite number of infinite sized planes exist, and have since the begining. These infinite planes can infact contain as many souls as it wants because it has infinite space. Any one soul can go for infinity without ever contacting another soul. However there are also infinite planes without infinite space, and therefore and infinite number of souls are being hypothetically blended per infintecmal period of time, and causing no ill effects spare the unfortunante lost souls. My understanding of planes has about as much truths to it as yours, and we're getting no where, so I suggest we just end this battle........


now.</i>

[Xion]

<i>Planal theory says that whenever a shell expires, it's soul goes to another plane. Natural planeswalking.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>Yes, but I already said that the Universe does not try to stop this, so the Pylon does not prevent souls from entering. Please say where my nonsense is less sensical than your nonsense.</i>

[Xion]

<i>Last comment: Since the pylon "creates a resistance to planeswalking" and the only thing that resists planeswalking is the only thing that resists antimatter is matter itself. Thusly, wouldn't the entire plane make all the matter enhanced and killing off every shell within the plane because they would suffocate, or at least drown, and thusly making a 0.0 plane.


Now, back to our previously scheduled story.</i>

<hr>
Xion yawns, then heads over to his room to rest. "It's ten at night..." Xion groans. "I should turn in now."

[Risp_old]

<i>I already said what it does is strengthen the Universe's natural response to planeswalking from non-souls (kicking the planeswalkee out.) Thus the only way it could suffocate people in it's plane is if they are relying on food shipments from other planes.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

'Xion, I've called you to see if you've thought about my offer of allying with me,' transmits L_G. 'This may be the only way to stop Strato and his minions.'

[Xion]

Xion snorts in his sleep. Diesel wakes up from this, from being in the next room over, and looks at Xion asleep. "Somehow, we're alike. I don't know why, but I just feel like it."

L_G catches Diesel's eye, and Diesel approaches the screen. "Xion..." L_G is mumbling.

[Risp_old]

<i>I assume you two are waiting for the mass revival spell to finish?</i>

Rspss Fr paces the halls of the stronghold, checking it's defenses.

[Xion]

<i>in a way, yes.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>Well, carry on waiting. I have my and Strato's battle plan in a text document, along with all our stats and such.</i>

[Strato]

<i>so....what's up?</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Xion and I are planning a big-butt assualt on Tangent's fortress. Hooray for free interdimensional travel! *waves a little flag with the Strong Badia emblem on it*

Revival: 36%
Interceptor II: 70%

[Xion]

Xion's tail thwaps...Xion's now awake.

[Lem_Gambino]

'Xion, have thought about allying with me?' says L_G impatiently. 'That Pylon's not going to destroy itself, you know...'

[Xion]

'Is that so?' Xion says. 'Well, guess what. I have just the thing that can take it down." Xion gets up, stretches, and heads for his computer. Getting a position lock on L_G, Xion rips a portal and lands right behind L_G.

"Boo." Xion says, poking L_G in the back with his gungir.

<i>Pageclaim</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

L_G turns around, sees Xion holding some object, probably from Ivalice. "What IS that thing?" asks L_G.

[Xion]

Xion glares at L_G. "It's a gungir, you dolt." Xion lights the photon blade at the end, then extinguishes it. "I wish I had my Lotus Mace back, but I can't seem to find it in Tangent's base."

[Strato]

<i>just as a reminder, L_G's body is seperated from his mind</i>

[Xion]

<i>I shift planes, remember? Duh.</i>

[Strato]

<i>I know that, but as a reminder.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

"Maybe he took it and put in his armory," says L_G. "Anyway, here's my big nasty plan to get back at Strato's army..."
"I have obtained the Ocarina of time to travel itno the past. There is an extremely powerful wizard named Clow Reed, who can help create new bodies for those that are dead here. If you want, I can have Clow make new bodies for Rain and Soala(sp?). Once that's done, we can spend some time training, then we'll take the Interceptor II to the moon base, wipe the defenses, then attack the Pylon. Sounds like fun, no?"

BTW, Goku, Trunks, and Bulla can't have new bodies made for them since they're being revived by Dende. That doesn't mean they won't be stronger, though. XD

[Risp_old]

<i>Can the Ocarina haul spaceships through time?</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

@Risp: If you played the right notes. Sadly, L_G doesn't know what those notes are. D=
@IS: You never played Majora's Mask, did you?

[Strato]

<i>Good job. In Majora's Mask you travel 3 days back in time because of a special temple's magic.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>On an unrelated note, what kind of name for a moon-destroying ship is 'Interceptor'? According to the The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition, an interceptor is "One that intercepts, specifically a fast-climbing, highly maneuverable fighter plane designed to intercept enemy aircraft or a guided missile designed to intercept enemy missiles and spacecraft."</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

I thought the name was cool. Besides, doesn't the ship INTERCEPT the moon base as it goes around the <s>earth</s> randomly chosen planet??

[Strato]

<i>*cough*http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/showpost.php?p=211753&postcount=450*cough*</i>

[Xion]

<i>@Lem: You spelt Soala right.</i>

"How about this." Xion begins. "Find me Soala and Rain's souls, and I can get Tia and Malta to restore them to their shells, or new shells. See this body here?" Xion fondles his own ears. "Found two Bangaas dumping the body in Tubola cave."

[Risp_old]

<i>Wow! This moon base is such an agile target you need a high speed craft to intercept it! If you take that view, then you must need to use high speed aircraft to attack buildings, because of the fact that the Earth is orbiting the sun.

Reply to Strato's points, please.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

@Strato: The reason Link couldn't go back in time more than three days is because he didn't know how to properly operate it. When you play, you have to tap your feet in morse code the time and place where you want to go.

L_G scratches his chin. "That sounds good, but Clow's magic is far 1337er. But you can go with whatever you want," he says. He takes Xion over to Rain and Soala, who are playing Poker.

[Risp_old]

<i>And you know how to operate it properly? Without ever using it before? With just dumb luck?</i>

[Strato]

<i>Not the point. The ocarina didn't incur the time travel.<i/>

[Xion]

"Erm...shouldn't you two be by your shells in the other plane?" Xion says to Soala and Rain.

"Well, we thought about that, but we wanted to get sssome extra gil." Rain says.

"Kupo! More gil for us!" Soala squeaks.

"True..." Xion says, holding his chin. "But how are you going to get the gil from here to Ivalace." Rain and Soala become dumbfounded. "The Revival spell has already begun. Best get to your shells." Soala and Rain nod, then phase out.

[Xion]

<i>Anybody out there?</i>

[Strato]

<i>I'm waiting for L_G to do something, considering he is the only person that can do anything.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>Well, I have nothing important to say till the attacks starts. L_G seems to be avoiding here, and Strato is in a similar situation to me.</i>

[Xion]

Xion rips out back to Gran Da Val. Diesel is typing on Xion's computer. "What are you doing?" Xion asks. 'I never gave him permission...' Xion thinks.

"I'm trying to find Tangent's armory. I'm guessing that's where your stuff is that Tangent swiped." Diesel explains. "Now, I believe I found it, I just need you to identify something of yours." Diesel brings up a live camera of a large, dark warehouse. Xion points at the screen.

"There....There's my Lotus Mace!" Xion stumbles over his words. "Okay, so there. I see now." Xion rips a portal, then takes one last glance at the screen. "Knowing how dumb Tangent is, he'd put all my things together in the pile at once, so I find one I find them all." Xion pokes his head through and returns with his Lotus Mace in-hand. "Dear friend, how could I have survived without you..." Xion says, staring at the mace. Diesel coughs, then points at the portal. "Right." Xion hops through with his mace in-hand.

[Risp_old]

<i>Xion, the Pylon keeps you from doing that, unless you can grab the lotus mace in less than a tenth of a nanosecond. Did you forget that?</i>

[Strato]

<i>AHHH! FLOWER MACE!!!</i>

[Xion]

<i>Xion, the Pylon keeps you from doing that, unless you can grab the lotus mace in less than a tenth of a nanosecond. Did you forget that?</i>
<i>Since when was the pylon plugged in?</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>Since page 9.</i>
Tangent returns to his fortress. Inside, the Pylon is done powering up. His cheif engineer walks up to him. "Sir," the engineer says, "This dimension is isolated. Now nobody can come here without being booted out again. Nobody."

[Xion]

<i>Ah. I see now. Didn't see that.

Anyways, since I have had cameras in the plane that send out, I can see everything in the plane still. So Yes, I can still have grabbed my lotus. *grin*</i>

Xion gets flung back out of the portal and hits the wall. "What the..." Diesel says, confused and rushing to Xion's aid. "What happened?"

"It...seems the plane has been isolated. We have failed." Xion says, lowering his eyes. Xion's eyes light up, as if to realise something. "I'll be right back. I want you to monitor the pylon room." Diesel nods silently, and Xion hops into a new portal he ripped.

<hr>

Diesel lands in the Shadow Realm. "Now. Planeswalking from a plane of the dead...This may be a backdoor." A blast of something misses Xion narrowly. Xion turns around slowly to see a gigantic beast standing over him. "Hoooooly..." Xion says, and the beast charges up his beam. Xion rips a portal and jumps through it.


<i>Question: Since I am shifting from a plane of the dead and ghosts, should the pylon catch it? All planeswalking is the jump from one plane to another, by any and every means necissary. Granted, devices and magic can artifice a portal for matter, but it's all the same: Passing from one plane to another.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>The Pylon will only ignore you if you are disembodied. So, unless you kill yourself, you couldn't use that method. And as for the cameras, such things are easy to detect with the right equipment. Don't expect it to take too long for them to be found, with the security electronic scanner scheduled to be finished in half an hour.</i>

[Xion]

<i>But the best part about these cameras is the fact that they are near impossible to detect. Ever wondered where the camera is when you're playing multiplayer games? That's what I have. *grin*</i>

Xion gets flung back out. In mid-air, Xion twists to rip another portal out of the shadow realm and back into Gran Da Val.

"Okay...Plan B." Xion says, rubbing his shoulder.

[Risp_old]

<i>Are they really small?</i>

[Xion]

<i>About the size of a grain of rice, and they are invisible and magic-based. I have magic-tracer goggles that can find them, and I am not sharing. :p</i>

"Xion, what are you doing?" Diesel asks.

Xion is pacing. Trying to remember what Plan B was. After he was flung out of the plane the second time, he landed on his head. Knocked silly.


"Oh. I remember now." Xion says. Xion grabs a telepipe, activates it, and attempts to fling it into the plane through a small portal about six inches wide. "I hope this works. I threw it into the armory." Diesel changes the camera to the armory, where the telepipe is activated and showing Tangent right nearby. "Oh fudge." Xion says as Tangent crushes the small device through the butt of his scythe.

[Risp_old]

<i>Actually, crushing the cameras would not be neccissary. A very low power EMP could scramble all those tiny cameras in one hit, while not disturbing my electronics.</i>

[Xion]

<i>Uhm...magic.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>Unless this magic makes them radiation proof, they will still get fried. As in, crispy.</i>

[Xion]

<i>No, how about magic as in "no moving parts, no electrical parts, no magnetic parts, etc.etc.etc. The cameras use the same arts as does planeswalking.

Now. A Gadgeteer with Blue Screw...=\</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Question: Since I am shifting from a plane of the dead and ghosts, should the pylon catch it? All planeswalking is the jump from one plane to another, by any and every means necissary. Granted, devices and magic can artifice a portal for matter, but it's all the same: Passing from one plane to another.
You can still get to the Shadow Realm, even if you're still alive. I'v got to do some homework now.

Oh, yeah, one more thing...

Pawn, Knight, Rook, and Bishop find out where the Interceptor wreck is located, but also find some web pages on Sux Magic, specifically about the spell "Negate giant Pylons".

[Xion]

<i>I know I can get to the shadow realm even if I am alive. It's just another plane.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

That gives me an idea... >=D

Unable to get to ethereal plane known as Heaven, the spirits of the people that died during the Rabid Monkey assualt were unable to travel to eternal slumber. They started roaming the earth like zombies, terrorizing all in their way. Without the earth's mightiest heroes to protect them, the people of the earth were helpless against these undead spirits. Some even flew to the moon of some uncharted planet to try and take out the problem at it's source!

Feeling gulity yet? XD

[Xion]

<i> >_< You got that idea from FF:TSU!</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

No, that idea was composed from what little sanity have left. Also, my comment was directed at Risp and Strato. They'd better take that pylon down unless they wish to die at hands of undead people...

BTW, what is FF: TSU?

[Xion]

<i>Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within


But the pylon doesn't work for outbound, seemingly. Just inbound gets thrown back. Thusly, any souls attempting to fill the shells don't get in. Infertility runs rampant. Races die off by the years. Famines erupt. Everybody within the plane dies within the year, unless they can be cannabalistic, then they may live two years. but still, EVERYBODY DIES. You make a 0.0 plane.</i>

[Strato]

<i>The 0.0 refers to the space within the plane, not how many souls contained.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>No, how about magic as in "no moving parts, no electrical parts, no magnetic parts, etc.etc.etc. The cameras use the same arts as does planeswalking.

Now. A Gadgeteer with Blue Screw...=\
Then, if the camera works simply by magic and does not require it's actualy physical components, then why have a physical component?

I already covered that. Just because whenever I explain why the Pylon does not keep incoming souls from entering you ignore it does not mean it is debunked. Please try to point out a problem I have not covered next time.

@L_G- Zombies? Just get a flamethrower and they are no problem.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

@Risp: It's not that simple. Even if you destroy the bodies, since the dead have no plce to go to they'll just keep coming back. And haunt you. And kill you.

Pawn and co. try to download the pages on Sux magic, but they are made of iron and not easily moved.

Interceptor II: 72%
Revival: 70% (it gets faster as the spell finishes.)

[Risp_old]

<i>Why do they have no place to go? The Pylon does not stop the movement of souls. Plus, you still have a few DBZ characters on your side I have not killed. </i>

[Strato]

<i>How many times must it be explained!?!?!? The pylon stops INCOMING read INCOMING yet again INCOMING!!!!!!! Shells...not incoming souls. A disembodied object i.e. soul can pass through fine. A body cannot. Again. A body cannot, a soul can. Body no. Soul yes.

[Lem_Gambino]

@Strato: Okay, okay! I get it! But the undead are still angry at you.
@Risp: You mean like Piccolo? He's good, but he's simply no match for Tangent and hie 31337 magic. And don't even think about Hercule- he's a jerk who takes all the credit for himself when he didn't do anything.

I think I can work with Pan, though...I always wanted to see what a female Super Saiyan looked like. >X)

Pawn and co. are moving at a snail's pace.
L_G takes out the Ocarina of Time and is about to play when...he forgets the song. "Uh, does anyone have a computer with internet access?" he asks.

PLEASE NOTE: ME = LAZY.

[Risp_old]

<i>No, I mean there are still some of your characters to stop the undead, since you said none of the earth's greatest heros remain. And how are the undead going to find me, let alone get past my fleet? Are you helping them? Are they expert shipbuilders now, also?</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Ghost have their ways of doing things. But they're not 'cuz they're going back to the afterworld now. SDo you don't need to worry about them, unless you like, rob their graves or something.

[cooba]

When this assault will start, L_G? Can you say?

Age of Page Claimage

[Xion]

<i>"A disembodied object" hmm?

Then a Telepipe may work. The Telepipe works like this: The device contains powerful photon technology, and it transports people over the air, bit-by-bit, through any plane and/or object. Since I proved that there is a path, I just have to drop another Telepipe in the armory.


Ohman am I smart. ^_^

@Risp: Blue Screw is a spell, not an object. lol.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

When this assault will start, L_G? Can you say?

Age of Page Claimage

Sometime soon. I'm just being lazy.

"A disembodied object" hmm?

Then a Telepipe may work. The Telepipe works like this: The device contains powerful photon technology, and it transports people over the air, bit-by-bit, through any plane and/or object. Since I proved that there is a path, I just have to drop another Telepipe in the armory.


Ohman am I smart. ^_^

I think he means you have to be dead. Not cut up into millions of pieces. Or at least have your body and spirit separated somehow.

[Risp_old]

<i>Go ahead, Xion. The bits of your body it sends would be rebounded back. You cannot bring any matter with you when you enter.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

I'm going to go on a temporary haitus so I can get my homework done. My internet connection is down (I'm posting from school), and I'm not sure when it'll be back up. Be prepared, 'cuz when I return, it'll be with a VENGEANCE!

Sorry for cornyness. XP *exit stage left*

[Risp_old]

<i>Just try not to do anything really stupid when you return.</i>

[Xion]

<i>Bet you he will.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>At least when he does I can say I told him not to.</i>

[Xion]

<i>I have a feeling he will never return.</i>

[Strato]

<i>I agree. Wow this thread has died and sucks</i>