The Post-3.1 Game

[Risp_old]

<i>But anyway, the cameras should be blocked by isolation. As I said, the break the isolation you need raw power, like that of the warp gates, since the isolation is in many ways better than the Pylon's power. It draws all of the energy usually used to keep things out and puts in it keeping things in, so it is entirely possible for a non-planeswalker with a small knowledge of magic to enter this universe now. The only way for the cameras to work right is if they have the sheer power of a warp gate.</i>

[Xion]

<i>Suprisingly, no. You need lots of power to planeswalk back, yes, but think of it this way.

you know those doors on VCR's? Push it from one side, it falls easily. Push from the other side...impossible. But, what if you kept the door open? That's exactly what I'm doing with the cameras. I am keeping the path between the planes open via the camera, but not much more.

Granted, I can hop through and hop back, but once EVERY PART ATTACHED TO MY BODY is through, the portal closes. So if I keep my tail wrapped around, oh, some pole in the other plane, I'm fine. I can just hop back through and bam! I'm back.

It's not like the Pylon, which repels planeswalking. This is the exact opposite: You can't go out of it, but you can go into it.

Call it bending the rules, I call it finding loopholes.

[Risp_old]

<i>Let us look at this quote, from early in on this storyline.</i>
In the past, in the plane the Pylon was before it ceased to exist, a small, strange, black hole in the fabric of space appeared. Giving off unusual energy, it began to warp the universe. Suddenly, the plane isolated itself from others, in an attempt to keep the contamination from spreading. Planeswalkers all over were alarmed. One planeswalker who was leaving at the time the plane isolated only had half of his body transported through. Now, only the highest power of interplanal travel- the warpgates, of which there are only three in the universe, has the power to let people travel freely. And, at this rate, they would need to leave very, very, soon.
<i>This suggests existing portals are terminated also. So, therefore, that is not a loophole you are exploiting. What you are doing now is totally disobeying the rules.</i>

[Xion]

<i>...true, true...</i>

Xion searches through the ship, when he sees a map on a wall. It showed a planet, and another planet labeled "Ragol" next to it.

"hmm..." Xion says. "It seems that this is not the plane I wanted, for this is my own plane."

[Lem_Gambino]

Looks like we're both going down. HARD. >=D

The Interceptor II is simply out of control, firing weapons and moving about randomly. The Interceptor II starts spinning in place, pulling Niz's transport back out of the portal. Niz's ship crashes into the Interceptor II, which causes them to both fly into Stratos' ship!

*If Strato and/or Niz have escape plans, please insert them here before the ships collide*

All ships take 10000 damage. Everyone on the Interceptor II is dead (and crispy)and sent to the Shadow Realm.

@Xion: I don't recognize those markings. Maybe they're the letters of the Namekian's (from Dragonball Z) language.

[Risp_old]

<i>L_G, I already said it cannot move. I already said the portal was too small for anything to pass through. I already said nobody can enter the shadowrealm. You really messed up there.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Well, that's just going to bring up the whole "People are dead and can't go to the afterlife" thing again.

The Interceptor II is unable to anything except fire its weapons in random directions. An Ultima Cannon shot grazes Strato's ship, ripping off the left wing. Jeanie is unable to do anything becuase she and the other crew are all stuck in elevators. D=
Jeanie starts reciting an ancient incantation that L_G taught her a long time ago...

[Risp_old]

<i>Does that really matter? In a few days there will be no more universe anyway.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

It won't take that long. It's not going to affect you or your characters.

Jeanie's Incantation: 36% done and rising. Fast.

[Strato]

The Ultima Cannon refracts. Strato's ship suffers no damage. Strato's ship launches it's remaining Det Packs randomly. They all immediatly target the Frigate. The Frigate goes insanely fast away. Battle disengaged. Frigate is no longer confused. Strato signals Niz to release L_G and high tail it to the Warp Gate. Strato guides the Frigate to face the Warp gate. The Frigate has 750 hp left. Eveyone is ordered to an escape pod. Strato streaks off to the Warpgate. When they arrive, Strato sets up an Automated Impact Battery and 3 Automatron Walkers. Strato asks Niz to prime the bomb.
"Alright." She confirmed.
After the bomb was primed and all of that, Strato and his crew finally whent through the Warpgate.

[Lem_Gambino]

Jeanie cancels the incantation.
Jeanie casts Curaga! The Interceptor II regains 150000 HP. (spells gain power when used during ship battles)
"Follow them! This may be our only chance to escape!" orders Jeanie. The Helmsman activates the Warp Drive and blasts off in the direction of the Warp Gate.

My page, not yours. :p

[Risp_old]

<i>Owing to that ship rule and how much you healed, shouldn't I have killed you in one hit with High Magic: Missle Strike?</i>

[Xion]

<i>Hm. Never mind, then.

It says "PIONEER 3"</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>Why would it? Are the ships you saw now not mine?</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

@Risp: Your ship was much weaker than mine, but it still could have damaged me a bit. Or maybe it's because Jeanie has an absurdly high Magic Attack rating (about 2000). How far away is the Warp Gate?

[Risp_old]

<i>You jumped Niz when she was most of the way there. About ten minutes for the transports normal drive systems. Why she did not just use the jump drive was so she would not attract unwanted attention. That did not work too wall.</i>

On the warpgate, the supernova bomb ticks down the time...
6 minutes left.

[Lem_Gambino]

Heh. I can be there in two.

Two minutes later...
"We made it!!" the Helmsman says, looking at the Warp Gate in the distance. Everyone cheers.
"Wait just a second everyone; look!" says Beth, pointing out the bomb and the walkers.
"Ignore them, we have more important things to do," says Jeanie. The walkers open fire but the Interceptor II dodges around them and the bomb, and enters the Warp Gate.
"Dimensional coordinates set," says the Helmsman.
"Engage!!!"
SHOOM! The Interceptor II disappears in a bright flash of light, heading back to Animenia.

MISSION COMPLETED!

[Risp_old]

A portal opens in a empty stretch of space and the Interceptor II comes out, quickly followed by the portal closing. After a quick scan of the area the Interceptor II's crew realizes they are now on the opposite side of the galaxy from the warp gate.

<i>Please. I have full control over the destination of the Warp Gate, considering I have locked down it's computers. You need to try harder than that. Be glad I didn't send you into one of the holes.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

You never said you had any control over the Warp Gates earlier.

[Risp_old]

<i>How could I have sent through hundreds of ships, expecially since beforehand when I used it to get to Ragol it could only send through a single shuttle? I modified it, and when I did that I gave it's computer an AI moderator. And, before you say it, the computer's communications systems were destroyed, so you cannot hack it.

Besides, you never said that the Interceptor II had such a high-powered drive system, yet you used one.</i>

On the warpgate, the supernova bomb ticks down the time...
3 minutes left.

[Lem_Gambino]

I think it's safe to say that since the Interceptor II has such a high speed rating that it does have a warp drive.
If the computers were destroyed completely, would you lose control of the Warp Gate, or would the Warp Gate go haywire and destroy everything in the vicinity, or would it just shut down and never be usable again?

[Risp_old]

<i>If the computers were destroyed the portal would stay open to wherever they had opened to last. However, that would only last a few minutes till the portal enters power conservation mode, laking the imput of it's main computer.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Mweehehe...It's risky, but that the heck.

Jeanie casts Haste! The Interceptor II has been Hasted.
EDIT: The Helmsman flies to the portal.
Beth locks the weapons onto the computers, and fires. The computers are now junkified.
The Helmsman guides the Interceptor II into the portal, enters the coordinates, and blasts off again for Animenia, or whever the Warp Gate takes us.

MISSION COMPLETED???

[Risp_old]

<i>When did you get to the warp gate? You were on the other side of the galaxy.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

I edited my post, since I just remembered that a few minutes ago. Hopefully no icky nothingness will come after <s>us</s> me on this message board.

[Risp_old]

<i>Well, since it takes you two minutes to go a short distance to get to the warp gate, it would take you hours to fly to the warp gate.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Well, blarg. I suppose that when I get there the Warp Gate will be gone, huh?
Not on my watch.

L_G cries out, 'Lu Narr, we beg of you...get us into that Warp Gate!!'
Lu Narr appears, and teleports them to the Warp Gate.
Beth fires the weapons and destroys the computers.
The Helmsman inputs the coordinates for Animenia (hoping that the Warp Gate doesn't dump them to wherever Strato and his troops are), and flies into the Warp Gate.

[Risp_old]

In a patch of space, mostly empty, a portal appears and the Interceptor II comes out. As the portal is closing, a blast of flame shoots from it. The Interceptor II's dimensional transporters are fused in that blast, too badly to be repaired and stuck in too badly to be replaced. So, it looks like the Interceptor II will be stranded for a while, expecially considering this area of space is out of Xion's survalience grid, and too far away for telepathic communication.

A galaxy away, a fleet can be seen. Composed almost entirely of transports, the fleet is in sorry shape. It is near a star system with only one hospitible planet, and no intelligent life. Aboard the fleet's flagship, the Black Arbiter, a tall, greyish-skinned being shakes hands with the general of the Peep Army, with his right-hand man in the background. The imaginary point of view pulls back, and begins to fade.

Part Three- New Beginnings

<i>Note- you have no control over where the portal sends you. After you destroy the computer you can not longer program the portal, and before that the computer was still locked down. It just quickly changed it's end point before you destroyed it.</i>

[Xion]

<i>@risp: If the plane is not isolated, It's within my surveilence grid.

It's just that I don't look at all the planes at once.</i>

Xion starts to key things into his computer. Tia wakes up from her nap and looks at Xion. She looks...different. Probably from the time bend, but she's still how she was before. "Well, good morning, sleepyhead. I thought you were gonna sleep all day." Xion says, glancing over his shoulder.

"I thought so too, but there's something...different." Tia says, looking around. She looks down and shrieks. "When did these get here?" Xion swivels around in his chair to look.

"umm...those have always been there, Tia." Xion says, with a smirk. Tia pounces on Xion, grabbing him by the ears.

"THEY WEREN'T THIS BIG!" Tia screams. Xion winces, and puts his hand over Tia's mouth.

"Ears!" Xion says, through his wince. Tia releases Xion's ears and sits back down on the bed. "Now, this is perfectly normal. The shells change, along with the world, when a time warp happens." Tia cocks her head sideways in confusion. "Somebody, somewhere, went back in time and stopped Tangent from even being. This made three things happen: First, Soala and Rain were never summoned for battle with Tangent. Second, I never fell to my death and got burnt to a crisp trying to destroy the Pylon. Finally, the pylon never was, so planeswalking is free to that plane."

"Wonderful! Let's go to the plane and kill the bad guys!" Tia says

"There's a catch." Xion says. "The plane seems to be isolated, so it'd be a one-way ticket. We have no clue where anybody is. For all we know, they may be in whole different planes!" Xion swivels back around in his chair. "That's why I'm writing this."

"What is it?" Tia says, leaning on the back of the chair.

"It's a search program. I can look for Chaos signatures with this." Xion begins to explain. "Every person has a unique resonance, which is emitted. Once this signature is matched with a name, that person can be found anywhere. The only problem is that the signature is only tied to the shell, so when they expire the chaos signature gets reset. Strange, I know."

"Let me help you!" Tia says.

"There's a computer in your room with the planal camera system. Look for any ships that are out...specifically the Incerceptor." Xion says to Tia. Tia gives Xion a hug and rushes off.

[Risp_old]

<i>Alright then. This is in another galaxy in the same plane is you. In this galaxy there is basically a huge version of my mana trap spell in effect. Remember that ancient evil I mentioned, that controlled the second warp gate? It escaped too, and has entered the same galaxy L_G is in, and is even now succesfully fighting to take over the galaxy. It creates such a mana trap effect naturally. This instantly blotted all the magic cameras in the galaxy and turns it into a huge blind spot on any magic sensors you have. It also prevents you from using your portals to get there.

Happy now?</i>

[Xion]

<i>I just sent Tia to find you, I never said she found you.</i>

[Strato]

A massive mob of people begin pounding on Xion's door. They want their privacy back.

[Xion]

<i>Very funny.

But no. Gran Da Val is pretty much barren, the only inhabatants on it is Me, Diesel, Malta, Tia, Rach, and the creatures of the island whom have been transformed thanks to Beta 068.

Besides, All I'm doing is checking out if anybody is trying to stop planeswalkers.</i>

[Strato]

The fleet of the peeps come to the hospitable planet. They pick the most liveable place and land. Immediatly the populus begins to construct a base. Several machines are constructed and begin mining resources. Construction bots and Engineers rapidly put up walls. The transport ships are recycled for their resources. Within hours, a partially functional base is constructed, but the peeps are out of resources. They will have to wait for their stocks to fill up. Radar pings are let off to give Strato basic information about the surrounding area.

[Xion]

<i>Strato, if it is possible at all to hit Ragol, there's a pretty usable base there called the "Central Dome"

All you gotta do is kick the Dragon out. :p Like that will ever happen.</i>

Tia comes up in the corner of Xion's computer. "The survelience system is not working in certain parts of this plane." Xion nods silently, and returns to coding.

[Risp_old]

In the still partially-constructed base, the greyish-skinned being is talking to Strato. "And I thank you for letting me and the other lords use the warp gate. Now, I will be buisy setting up the council in this new universe, but I do have a debt of gratitude to you. If you call me, I will help you. And, in such a time of need, your enemies will be sorry for fighting you."

<i>This being's name is Fia'onn. If you remember my explanation of the Cyber Lords, you will remeber him. He is their unofficial leader. And, I might as well give you some more information about the Cyber Lords. All of them are the same species as Niz is, except for Fia'onn. He, instead, is an immortal being who simply chooses to look like the same species as Niz. He is very, very, old, and in his lifespan he learned a lot about the subject that facinates him- computers. He possesses an amazing ability at working with them, and can use the powers he has as an immortal being to do what Niz was doing with the magic amplifier- technological psuedomagic.

Strato gains a new ability-
Summon Fia'onn- all electronic devices the enemy controls now are under your control. Can only be used once every battle; physical.

[Xion]

<i>oooo...the only electronic device I usually carry with me is my glitching device...and...


...I'll let you figure it out.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>Well, that ability is not for use against you. I already have abilities to use against you; I just need to introduce them, since I was suppost to introduce them for the seige.</i>

[Xion]

<i>But the siege never happened because the forces couldn't come to the plane.

Anyways, *yawn* I should sleep now. I'll be back tomorrow.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>I know that. What I ment there is that I had added them as new abilities for the seige, but since it never happened I would have to introduce them via a mind boost.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Well, it looks like This, That, and The Other Thing happened while I was gone. Yay.
@Risp: Now you've just given me an excuse to upgrade my ship. >XD
@Xion: Didn't you say that there is a copy of you in each universe? Maybe one of your alternate selves may be able to help me here. I think.
I must rest my brain now, 'cuz I got some new stuff to splatter all over this universe, including a an alien race that uses the powers of nature to do what needs to be done.
That, and I'm lazy. Yayay. *falls asleep*

[Strato]

Strato stabs himself in the arm. Defense goes up by 10.

[Risp_old]

<i>You have no materials to upgrade with. You cannot enter the shadowrealm because the only portals to it you have access to are magical. The entire galaxy you are in is in a constant and one-sided war. You are near the galactic core, so you would have to travel for hours through battlefields to exit the galaxy and once again use magic. You also cannot expect help from Lu Narr this time around, since he cannot enter this galaxy. Also, you are in the same plane as Ragol, just in a different galaxy.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

*snore*

The Interceptor II flies full throttle to the edge of the galaxy, dodging anything and everything that it encounters.

@Risp: I can figure this out. So nyah.
@Strato: How in the universes can your defense go up when you stab yourself??????

[Strato]

<i>You unlocked super powers when you're arm was severed.</i>

Strato shoots himself in the foor. Max HP goes up by 1000. BTW I'm just bored and spiteful at the moment so this won't actually remain true.

[Risp_old]

<i>You forgot about the ancient evil part.</i>

Suddenly, as the Interceptor II reaches halfway to the edge of the galaxy, it stops. It finds itself grabbed by a giant black tentacle, appearing through a hole in space. A giant electric shock runs through the tentacle into the Interceptor II. The Interceptor II takes 50000 damage!

<i>The tentacle is one of the limbs of this ancient evil monster. The monster can create new limbs at will, and the limbs are powerful enough to snatch a high-powered spacecraft and stop it mid-flight, and crush it without much effort. The evil being itself lives in subspace and cannot be hurt by normal weapons. See why the wars are all one-sided?</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

@Risp: *shakes fist*
@Strato: You never watched Dragonball Z, did you?

The Interceptor II keeps flying, but it moves in an erratic pattern to avoid getting smitten again.

Now I must sleep.

[Risp_old]

<i>How does the Interceptor II keep flying when it is geing held onto by a giant tentacle that is a lot stronger than it?
You seem to think that if you have a fast spaceships you are invincible. And, I do give you that speed can be vital. But it is not everything.</i>

[Strato]

<i>Yes I have. Let me recap what I saw. *ahem*

WE ARE UBER STRONG WE CAN'T GET ANY STRONGER WE R GOOD

2 Episodes later

OH NO AND STRONGER POWER ATTACKS WE ARE DOOMED PLANET BE KILLED ME MUST BE STRONGAR

Half the Season later

WE ARE MUCH STRONG NOW WE CAN KILL STRONGER POWER ATTACKING US.

5 episodes later

WE ACTUALLY FIGHT THE EVIL STRONG STRONG ATTACK AND I WILL ACTUALLY KILL NOW

5 episodes later

WE ARE STILL FIGHTING I HAVE GO NEXT LEVEL TO USE ME BIG BIG UBER ATTACK STRONG.

5 episodes later

WE STILL BATTLE I WILL KILL AFTER HAVING SOME FUN WITH HIS NOW VERY BEAT UP AND CRIPPLED BODY BUT YET HE STILL CAN USE UBER UBER STRONG ATTACK

5 episodes later

HE IS DEAD WE ARE STRONGER WE AM NOW STRONGEST WE CAN BE EVAR WE SHOULD SHOW OFF OUR STRONG AT TOURNAMENT

5 episodes later

WE TRY OUT FOR TOURNAMENT AND ME MAKE IT INTO TOURNAMENT

The rest of the season is filled with pointless fighting, in which one episode is spent on beating up the mortals, while the rest are spent fighting each other. At least 5 episodes must be dedicated to somebody charging an uber attack. Final episode however goes like this:

WE AM GO BACK HOME TO HOME PLACE WITH OUR BEDS OH WOW WE AM SO HAPPY I AMS STRONGER THAN UNIVERSE EVERYTHING STRONGEST I CAN BE

At that's DBZ. You aren't missing much.

[Xion]

@Xion: Didn't you say that there is a copy of you in each universe? Maybe one of your alternate selves may be able to help me here. I think.
<i>I never said that. I just said that I can exist in any plane, but I never said that I exist in every plane at the same time.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Lemme recap:
@Risp: The Interceptor II can't get away; it's trying to break free. But it won't break free 'cuz you made something that's completely immune to my attacks. Thanks for forcing me to lose. Remind me to return the favor sometime. <---Sarcasm >=((((((
@Strato: I knew that ever since, well, since Majin Buu started busting heads. I think. It doesn't look like the cycle will stop anytime soon.
MY VERSION OF DBZ:
-It's peaceful and lovely.
-Suddenly, someone appears to cause trouble! OHNOZ!
-The bad guy(s) kill lots of people.
-The hero(es) appear to stop the bad guy(s), but fail miserably.
-The hero(es) train and become more powerful.
-The hero(es) fight the bad guy(s), but they get stronger too! OMB WE'RE GUNNA DYE!~~
-The earth explodes! Or something.
-The hero(es) fight the bad guy(s) in one last showdown.
-The hero(es) have to use the Dragonballs to tie up loose ends.
-The villain(s) die! The earth is saved! YAYAYAY!
-Peace returns. Then there's previews of the next saga or something. Bleh.
Still, its fun to watch.
@Xion: ASDFGHJKL:"[enter key] *brain implosion*
Well, it looks like I'm sporked. I think. Unless I make up some sort random event that saves my gluteus maximus(sp?)/Risp decides to give me a break/I remember some skill or conept of the galaxy that I've overlooked.
None of which seems likely. You guys might as well prepare L_G's funeral now.
...Unless you want to know the TRUTH...

[Risp_old]

<i>No, this isn't impossible. While this monster can create new limbs at will, it is very buisy. Chances are if you destroy this limb (which is possible, since you can still shoot at the limbs and you have quite a bit of firepower to match your ego; I would never put you in an impossible fight unless you really ticked me off) and go away at a slower pace (the only reason it engaged you was because you were going so fast and fast targets pose a larger threat to it) it will not care about you enough to engage you. Then, you have two options- you can continue forward and have to go through several battles before you leave, or you can turn back and go towards the monster itself. If you choose the second option you will only have to do one battle and you will be able to leave without hinderance (in fact, the inhabitance of the galaxy would be gracious enough to repair and maybe improve your ship.)

This page is mine! All mine! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!</i>

[Xion]

<i>Or, Shooting blind, I may be able to drop some assistance.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

There's one problem: I can't use magic because that Mana trap of yours.

Jeanie finds 99 Complete Kits in the cargo hold.

Complete Kit- Restores all of a ship's HP.

Never mind. XD

The Interceptor II stops struggling. Jeanie orders a complete system shut down of everything except life support. The Interceptor II stops completely.

Just a thought: Is this creature anyway related to the Old Ones? (the monsters on the web game Arcana, on the WB website)
@Xion: By all means, do so. Just watch where you're aiming.

[Risp_old]

<i>1. I am pretty sure you have some nonmagical weapons on the Interceptor II

2.You have to kill this limb first, you can't just go limb and expect it to forget about you.

3. Could you tell me what a Old One is like, and expecially what it's weaknesses are?</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

I don't know anthing about the Old Ones, except that they're mythical creatures. They appeared in an episode of the Justice League. Or something.

Jeanie fires the Ultima Cannon! Tenticle takes 17344 HP damage.
Beth fires the Firaga Cannon! Tenticle takes 9463 HP damage.
Steve fires the Blizzaga Cannon! Tenticle takes 10385 HP damage.

[Risp_old]

The tentacle lets go of the Interceptor II and points at it. It's tip shoots off, leaving a trail of black blood. The tip stabs into the Interceptor II, and it's blood splatters all along the Interceptor's hull. The tentacle used bloody drive!
The Interceptor II is now uncurably poisoned for 10000 damage a turn!

The tentacle grows back it's tip, and grabs the Interceptor II again.

<i>So, this is not an old one.

Tentacle hp- 962808/1000000</i>

[Xion]

"What did you just do?" Diesel asks. Xion, standing next to him with his fingertips in a portal, looks at Diesel.

"I hope I just helped somebody." Xion says, unsure about his action.

[Risp_old]

<i>Xion, all spells in that galaxy are instantly negated. You cannot cast anything on the tentacle, or open portals to anywhere in that galaxy.</i>

[Xion]

<i>Fixed it.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

*Plankton voice* Well, this stinks. */Plankton voice*

Jeanie fires the Ultima Cannon three times!
Tentacle takes 48567 HP damage.

[Risp_old]

The tentacle charges up...

<i>Tentacle hp- 914241/1000000</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Beth uses a Complete Kit! The Interceptor II's HP is fully restored.
Jeanie fires the Ultima Cannon twice!
Tentacle takes 27345 HP damage.

[Risp_old]

The tentacle burrows into the Interceptor II, and starts to pulsate. Out of the Interceptor II's storage bays items get sucked into the tentacle... The tentacle used leech!
The Interceptor lost 97 complete kits (it now only has two left)!

<i>Tentacle HP- 886896/1000000</i>

[Xion]

<i>Nice move, did you get that idea from me?</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>No. I actually wanted to have a character or such that could steal items for a while. I just though enough was enough when L_G found 99 full heal items.</i>

[Xion]

<i>good call. At least when I find a huge cache of things I'm out of battle. :p</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>What I find interesting is how someone can not notice 99 repair kits capable of fully fixing a space ship. You would think they would be too large to not notice, or at least well marked.</i>

[Xion]

<i>Yeah.

See, if I "stumble" upon something in Gran Da Val, there's a reason. The Gran Da Val base is made of two towers along the southern coast, with my main residence in the western tower. The Eastern tower is mostly storage, and I have no clue what is all in it.

So don't be suprised if I come out with some crazy thing that you claim I never had, since I have a warehouse (literally) full of things I have no clue I had. For all I know, I may have a few more Lotus Maces in there. n.n</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>Wait, you can see anything happening anywhere else in any plane not protected from magic or planeswalking, yet you are unable to see what is in your own base?</i>

[Xion]

<i>Too much crammed together.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Jeanie and co. didn't know the kits were in there. Future L_G must've slipped them in when he was building the Interceptor II. If you're wondering how he found them, he came across a Pawn Shop in the Shadow Realm while he was building the ship that your monster has in it's grasp. Hope that clears things up.

Beth fires an Ultima Cannon shot at the thinnest part of the tentacle, blasting it into two parts. Tentacle takes 57932 HP damage.
The Helmsman flies the Interceptor II away from the beast, at a slow enough speed so that it won't detect it. I hope.

[cooba]

I'm back!

Cooba (not in past like you all are) standed up and looked at wonderful debris around him.

"Ow.. what a headache. I hate hangovers." - he said.

He spelt a little blob shield blob shield and flew away... to search for Risp... before Universe is Toast!

___________________________________________

After few minutes, Cooba fell to a planet in slowly collapsing universe. It was very steamy there. Blob vanished. Cooba hesitantly walked straight himself...

Maybe he will find something helpful. Maybe VERY helpful. I mean VERY HELPFUL. DID YOU HEAR ME???// V-E-R-Y H-E-L-P-F-U-L!!!!!!!!

Cooba:
HP: 1376/10000
MP: 12
Overdrive : 0%

I am not in past with you because I was unconscionsus while transporting. And stuff.

[Risp_old]

The tentacle's tip comes off. It continues to hold the Interceptor II, and regrows it's tip.

<i>The tentacle is thinnest at it's tip, for obvious reasons.
Tentacle HP- 828964/1000000

@Cooba- You really need to hurry. You only have a few days left till the universe it destroyed, and the warp gate I used was destroyed. The only remaining warp gate that you would have a chance to use is the one that used to be under the control of the ancient evil, and that one is a galaxy away from you. In my base you would find a map to it...</i>

[cooba]

I prepared something other. Maybe cheap, but Xion was way cheaper at some moments.

[Xion]

<i>I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or as an insult.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

@Risp: BLARG
@Xion: I think Cooba's just messing with you.
@Cooba: Where the SPORK have you been?! You missed a carpload of stuff.

The Interceptor II fires all it's weapons at once! Tentacle takes 143957 HP damage.
Jeanie sends and e-mail to Xion!

Xion-
My name is Jeanie, Second in Command of L_G's Yu-Gi-Oh Monster army. You probably don't know me, but thanks to a future version of L_G, we know stuff about the future. We need your assistance. Take your strongest, fastest ship, and travel to these coordinates: *insert current coordinates here*
We seriously need to get home. Seriously.

In dire need of help,
-Jeanie

Don't bother trying to intercept this message, Risp. It's on an Uber-Closed connection that I bet not even your Cyber-Lords know about.

[cooba]

@Cooba: Where the SPORK have you been?! You missed a carpload of stuff.

Below the debris that was left after Tangent's base.

BTW, what happened to him?

[Xion]

<i>Hm... Interplanal mail.</i>

A small white envelope appears on Xion's desktop. The only problem is that Xion's not paying attention. "Tia..." Xion says. Tia glances at Xion. "...Nevermind."

"What?" Tia says, approaching Xion. "What's wrong?"

"It's...It's nothing." Xion says. He begins to walk off.

[cooba]

eww.. Meanwhile...

The neverending path on 1337th steamy planet became boring right after few minutes. Temperature, linearness of path and... stuff made battle mage tired. But there's no nap - universe will soon screw up and disgrace fully. Cooba fighted the weakness a bit... and fell asleep.

After few hours, he awake by some strange sound nearby...

[Risp_old]

<i>Here's a hint- a planeswalker entering the galaxy would really get the monster's attention. It would probably devote a lot of it's attention to such a target. This can be both a good and a bad thing. Also, it was able to intercept your message. Be glad it still does not know how dangerous you are.</i>

The tentacle ripples and glows, and a burst of energy shoots out. The tentacle used duplicate damage!

The Interceptor II takes 143957 damage!

<i>Tentacle HP- 685007/1000000</i>

[Xion]

Xion returns to his computer, and notices the mail notification. "I have mail?" Xion says, curiously. He clicks it, and reads it. "Naturally and quickly increase the size of your...I don't wanna read this trash!" Xion presses the Delete Button, and destroys the message.

[Lem_Gambino]

YARGHABLE1111111
@Cooba: L_G is in another dimension, currently getting the snot kicked out of him by a Tentacle monster.

Jeanie logs on to AIM!
DarkMagicGrrl: Xion, did you get my message??? It's me, Jeanie! WE. NEED. YOU. NOW. !!!!!!!!!!!.
Beth uses a Complete Kit! The Interceptor II's HP is fully restored.
Steve fires the Ultima Cannon! Tentacle takes 18493 HP damage.

[cooba]

@L_G: Knew that.

Cooba, interested what did that sound, went to the forest surrounding the stone path. Then, the wierd sound repeats. He looked at left... and.

Necro Slug attacks!
Cooba takes 221 damage!
Cooba runs away!

After a while, mage stopped. He knew that this slug-like thing will follow him... and he has lost Talisman of Mana somewhere... crap.

Cooba decided to go with that wicked path again.

Cooba:
Class: Battle Mage
HP : 1155/10000
MP : 12
Overdrive: 1%

Spells:
Water/Watera
Weakness/Weaknea/Weaknegga (earth spell)
Immunity/Immuna (fire spell)
Accuracius - Maximize the accuracy skills. MP cost : 20 (air spell)
Killing Spree - Double power of face-to-face fights. MP cost : 25 Not yet learned (fire spell)
Rampaggia - Double power of face-to-face fights and double speed. MP cost : 40 Requires K. Spree to be learned. (fire spell)
BigFreakin'Guy1 - Not yet learned (non-elemental)
BigFreakin'Guy2 - Not yet learned (non-elemental)
BigFreakin'Guy3 - Not yet learned (non-elemental)
Raging Inferno(Overdrive) - The flaming (not flametags, darnit) meteors falls to ground and explodes. Allies can be also hurted. MP cost : 35 (fire spell)
Bubble Armor(Overdrive) - Any spell get bounced to dude that spelled it. MP cost : 30 (water spell)

And:

Heckish Headache - Throws a big energy orb which explodes at target's head. Then the little energy chunks that come after explosion, stops nearby target's head and starts to burn it with thunders. Causes big damge, higher to a half when overdrive. Casts also Weaknegga, HyperSlow and removes most of target's helpful spells (when they were casted). MP cost : 75. Able to cast only when Heckish Wand equipped. (ground spell)

<s>FranQuipment</s>Equipment:
-Massive Crossbow
-30 arrows
-Iron Helmet
-Rib's Cage (equipped)
-Helmet of Judgement (equipped)
-Ring of Evilness
-Heckish Wand (equipped)

My back will be evil. More evil than Risp himself.

[Risp_old]

<i>The tentacle is an easy fight, since you have all that amazing weaponry and plot device moves at your disposal, plus your 'speed allows me to do anything easily' attitude. It just has a lot of HP. If you fight any more I should remember to make their HP lower. To be nice I will make this one's HP lower also.</i>

The tentacle charges up.

<i>Tentacle HP- 185007/500000</i>

[Xion]

A window pops up on Xion's screen with Jeanie's message.

XIllusion: Who is this?

[Lem_Gambino]

@Risp: You've got a point there. But since you hate plot devices so much, I don't use them very often. But what the heck.

Beth fires the Ultima Cannon twice! Tentacle takes 38274 HP damage.
Through his intensive research, Jeff upgrades the Noshield to Yesshield!

Yesshield- When activated, it takes the damage from the attack/spell/whatever and hits the target for half of the damage the user took. Only lasts one turn. MP: 10% of attack damage.

Jeff activates the Yesshield!

Jeanie uploads a .MOV file of the fight (with awesome high-speed internet connection) and it plays inside Xion's head through the chip in his ear. "Hope that helps." says Jeanie over the computer. "Uploading coordinates now..."

Jeanie gave the Interceptor II's coordinates to Xion!

[Risp_old]

The tentacle burrows it's tip into the Interceptor II.

<i>Tentacle HP- 146733/500000</i>

[cooba]

I wonder what's the second form of tentacle. I don't believe that there's not any.

[Lem_Gambino]

@Cooba: I bet that after this tentacle is gone, the monster will take some time to grow another one.

In other news, I must take some time off this weekend to do homework. *punches a hole through the wall* Later.

[Xion]

Jeanie uploads a .MOV file of the fight (with awesome high-speed internet connection) and it plays inside Xion's head through the chip in his ear.
<i>Flaw: Xion doesn't have a chip in his ear anymore. Remember the time flux? Yeah. Tia, Malta, and Diesel still are chipped, but Xion isn't chipped anymore.

Oh my, a page. *claims page in the name of Gran Da Val and throws the page in the East Tower*</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>@Cooba: I bet that after this tentacle is gone, the monster will take some time to grow another one.
The moster is able to instantly create new tentacles at will. It takes little energy to create one, but there are so many battles breaking up around the galaxy that the monster must expend a lot of energy to replace it's lost (the inhabitance of this galaxy have many ships even stronger than the Interceptor II.)</i>

[cooba]

The continuation of my return will come tomorrow. I'll get new PC today.

Pageclaim

[Xion]

Xion sneezes. "Oh, bless you!" Malta says to Xion, passing by his room.

[Risp_old]

Rspss Fr does not sneeze, but someone says 'bless you' anyway.

[Lem_Gambino]

Jeanie says "Bless you."

Lu Narr appears, and grants Xion immortality. XD

[Risp_old]

<i>Didn't he already have that?</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

No. You killed him before, remember?

Lu Narr decides Xion is not worthy of immortality and dispels it. He makes a radom rock outside Xion's base immortal instead.

[Risp_old]

<i>Yes, but is able to still live as an undead even after death.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Everyone can do that. Just look at the characters from DBZ. We just don't see them unless we choose to. Or something.

[Risp_old]

<i>I think you misunderstant me. If DBZ characters could continue fighting after death in the way Xion was, it would be like this-
Bad guy uses uber death technique. Pierces good guy's heart via an energy blast.
Good guy ignores this and shoots another energy blast at bad guy.</i>

[Xion]

<i>Yes, I have at least some kind of way of not doing that.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

*mutters something about how DBZ has changed the world* >_<

Jeanie uploads the file again, this time aiming for Malta's chip.

[Xion]

Malta slips while typing seeing a huge huge explosion. "What was that? Have I gained psyonic powers?"

Xion's computer blinks. Outside forceful uploadings into computer systems it says. "Huh?" Xion says, then looking at his AIM chat with Jeanie.

XIllusion: You little hacker!
XIllusion: I should block you for that!

[Lem_Gambino]

DarkMagicGrrrl: Don't give me that. I'm asking for your help: If we die, Strato and his army will come after you, too. You wouldn't want the paths between dimensions blocked, do you?
DarkMagicGrrrl: Besides, even if you did block me, I can still get to you with my 31337 computer.
[RootOfNeg1 has logged in]
RootOfNeg1: 5|-|3 |5 |2||-|67, |=00. | 4|\/| |-|4><0|2||\|6 _|00 45 \/\/3 5p33|<.
RootOfNeg1: 00|-|, \/\/|-||_|7 |-|4\/3 \/\/3 |-|3|23???//

X-I has just downloaded "ThingsXionDoesn'tWantAnyoneToKnowAbout.doc" from Xion's PC.

I apologize for the leet-speak. Here's the condensed, low-fat version:

RootOfNeg1: She's right, foo. I am haxoring joo as we speek.
RootOfNeg1: Ooh, what have we here?????

>XD

[Risp_old]

Niz strengthens the new base's antihacker systems.

[Lem_Gambino]

X-I will just make herself adapt to the new system. Or I could just get my hands on a Rail Gun and blast the base of the face of the universe. However, I don't feel like that right now. Maybe later.

Jeanie charges up the weapons, and fires them all at once!
Tentacle takes 247394 HP damage.
*insert Tentacle Monster's name here* takes 48739 HP damage.
Interceptor II takes 74573 HP damage.

The blast flings the Interceptor II out of the galaxy, far from the monster's grasp. The blast also knocks the crew unconsious.

"WARNING- INCOMING VESSEL. UNKNOWN CLASS. NOT AFFILIATED WITH ANY KNOWN ENEMIES OR ALLIES," says X-I before the the entire ship goes into Standby Mode. The crew is still alive, but the life support is damaged.

RB: Whoa...what a blast.

CL: There are lifeforms on board....should we beam aboard?

WRB: ...yes, bring them aboard.

The Rainbow Cruiser uses a tractor beam to bring the ship into the launch bay. Then blasts off for another faraway galaxy.

TO BE CONTINUED...

[Risp_old]

<i>You realize that in shooting away at an extremly high speed you have become a very high priority for the monster, and it has very good reaction times? If you want to I will let you redo that move. Or, as an alternative, I could let you go away without a fight but keep you from leaving this universe in another way.

Also, not all new systems can be adapted to properly.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

When I said "blast off to a far away galaxy" I meant "teleport away". This ship has very advanced technology, perhaps even greater than yours. These people are also trained to handle subspace creatures. So nyah.

Oh yeah, I have a nosebleed now, so everything I say will be in a nasal-like tone. XP

[Risp_old]

<i>I take that to mean you choose the second option.

Oh, and how quickly can X-I adapt to things? Almost instantly?</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Almost. it takes a few seconds. Don't bother trying to track me, or you'll get attacked by a stick figure with a shovel.

No, really. You will. >: )

[Risp_old]

In the galaxy, as the Interceptor II is for some reason teleported away by an explosion, another hole appears. Out of this comes a huge, pulsating, one-eyed, spider-like monster, with millions of tentacles going back into the hole. It looks in the direction the Interceport II was flung, and blinks. A flurry of grey energy shoots from it and covers the Interceptor II and all it's crew in a coat of rapidly fading heavy, deep grey, energy. The Monster used Ancient Magic: Planesanchor.

<i>Ancient Magic: Planesanchor prevent the target from moving between planes, and can only be countered by another ancient magic spell.

Oh, and this would be a good idea to bring up the types of magic.
The first is normal magic. This is used by most.
The second is high magic. This is only used by the greatest of mages or those possessing special equipment.
The third is ancient magic. This is only possessed by immortal beings of incredible age, like the Monster.
The fourth is infinity magic. It is the most powerful branch of magic, and is able to be able to create galaxys and travel through time without problems and without time mages noticing. It is said by the immortals the way to see if you are ready to use it is to walk into a paradox hole and survive, since to do that you must live out of time.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

...*Darth Vader voice* Impressive...most impressive. */Darth Vader Voice*

I'll get back to you later. I must clear my mind of random thoughts, and nose of of blood clots. Ick. What's the Monster's name, if it has one?

[Risp_old]

<i>It has a name for itself, but nobody knows what it is, since the monster knows there are many powerful spells that require knowledge of the target's name.</i>

[Xion]

Xion glances on his desktop to find a blank document called ThingsXionDoesn'tWantAnyoneToKnowAbout.doc.

XIllusion: Fine. So you're a hacking little...
XIllusion: ...Excuse my anger.
XIllusion: Let me kick your little hacking bot out of my system.


Xion types in a few things, and gets to a login screen. "Bubbles...Gasoline...Maltshake...XIllusion...ah. This is a new one." Xion clicks it, and kicks it out from the system.

XIllusion: Okay, so that's one problem fixed.
XIllusion: So, you say you're being blocked interplanaly. See, if I could look into your plane I would see how I can help you.
XIllusion: Though let me look through my warehouse and see if I have anything that can help.

[Risp_old]

Niz tests the new defense with an AI invader, and is satisfied with the results.

<i>@L_G- is there a limit to how much X-I can adapt to? Once it adapts to something, does it constantly use the lessions it learns in adapting in other hacking attempts? Is it able to unadapt? Is it willing to unadapt without being ordered to? Does it take orders from you above all others?</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

@Risp: X-I's adaptation is limitless. She cannot unadapt once she has learned something. She was made from Borg technology.

RootOfNeg1: (translated from leet): Nice try, dood, but I can still see joo. N-E-way, unless joo know Ancient-level magiks, we're both sporxored. And the crew is KO'd. That stinx. But someone is pulling us: I don't know who.

[Risp_old]

<i>So you have the infinate harddrive capacity to allow infinate adaption?

But anyway, I have nothing to fear, since the Borg are bad at adapting to new ideas (like, say, non-energy weapons,) and are horrible at battle tactics.</i>

[cooba]

At the end of stone path, there was a huge mayan pyramid made of purple stone. Cooba climbed up the stairs and entered the maintenance complex...

After several minutes in evil maze he has found an altar. He (Cooba) entered the chamber. He saw some description on walls wrote in leet code :

|-|/\x02 |>/\ P[ 0|= |=900|ZT /\|\||> 63T |8/\|\||\|3|> >p

He recoded it to normal..

"Hax0r da PC of Fquist and get banned >p"

BOOM!! The ancient energy has been activated! The infintive whirpool of infinite infiteness showed up on altar and turned to a wierd glowing being shaped like Budda, but a LOT more slim. Then the being talked to Cooba:

"C'mon, yo'oong doode, I won't chew yoo'o."
"Oh.. well..." - Cooba said, still incredibly shocked by that spectacular appearance.
"Yo'oo wish to know where Rspss is hiding, ain't it, doode?"
"Yes, I wish.. but why do you know who Rspss is?"
"I know everything here. I am adm... god of this ooniverse."
"Oh Crap! I forgot about that collapse! Jimminy f... Xmas!" - Cooba sweared.
"Don't be fear, Old Dear. We have lot of time."
"Yea.. but I still don't know where Risp is!"
"He is in past." - god said. "A past before Pylon and all that wild stooff."
"Ah, so Ok. But how I can go to past?" - mage asked.
"Yo'oo have first to get o'oot of this crap. Travelling in time won't work till ooniverse will re-boom."
"So... now what?"
"On planet Ragol, the seven ancients energy crystals are hidden. Boot right now, fo'oor of 'em are find. Yo'oo have to find three remaining. Some people may help yo'oo, doode. And I'll also." - he said.

*old Commodore64 printer's sound in background"

"Here is the map of three remaining. If yo'oo will get all seven and gather them, they'll soommon a hyperstrong ancient power, that will grant two wishes of yo'oo. I'm soore that it'll help." - being said.

And right then, the temple starts to rumble. The light coming out of god turned red... then yellow... and then, green...

BIG BANG!!!11

Cooba appeared just outside of temple, with map for ancient sources.

I'm sure that you know what I'll do... >) Kekeke

[Risp_old]

<i>Well, since this is a god it would know ancient magic, and that would be just enough to go through the isolation...</i>

[Xion]

XIllusion: Hmm...Ancient Magic.
XIllusion: I have an idea.

Xion logs out and logs into a weird system...


<b>WELCOME TO THE IVALACE CLAN SYSTEM.</b>

Username: SkylyIllusion
Password: **************

<b>...Password accepted.</b>

Xion is now looking at a large list of units. A few types into the keyboard and the list becomes drastically shorter...then to blank. "Blast it!" Xion slams his fist onto the table next to the keyboard on both sides. A keystroke and a window pops up.

<b>Wanted: A Gadgeteer with Blue Screw. No return mission. Be willing to die for gil.</b> Xion re-reads what he wrote and chuckles. "Only those with a death wish will accept this mission."

<i>Page 23 will get an acceptance into this mission.</i>

Xion logs out of that system and back into AIM.

XIllusion: It shouldn't be long...I'll get some help to you as soon as I can.

[cooba]

Not only ancient, but infinite.

"I am adm... god"

See? He's an ADMIN. He DON'T want to call him ADMIN. ADMINS thinks that they're all godz. This is another Fquist reference >)

Anyway, did you like how that guy pronounce 'u'?

[Lem_Gambino]

...Dragonballs???????

WRB: We don't have time for this!

The spirit within WRB awakens, and an odd magic power lashes out at the monster! WRB used Ancient Magic: Color Seal! Monster has been Silenced, and its Planesanchor has been dispelled.

WRB: Take us out of here, BB.

BB: Aye, captain.

BB engages the Color Drive. Rainbow Cruiser entered colorspace!

ELSEWHERE...

POG: Are you sure this is the right way?

SV:*looks at a book* Positive.

I: Looks like we found it.

The trio finds themselves in front of the stone pyramid. Cooba is standing outside the temple.

POG: There he is! ATTACK!!!

POG uses Steal! Map Stolen!
I casts Ice Beam! Cooba is frozen solid!
SV uses Book Toss! Cooba takes 2736 HP damage. He is no longer frozen, but he is stuck under a giant book.

POG: Clover to Playroom, we have accquired to map Cooba was looking for.

WRB: Excellent. I shall beam you aboard shortly.

The Giant Book dissappears.

I: Uh, can you make that right now?

WRB: It's impossible to beam you up in colorspace! What's going on?!

SV: He is. *points to Cooba*

WRB: Darnit! Hold him off; we'll be- TRANSMISSION TERMINATED.

SV: Captain?! CAPTAIN!!!

????: *evil laughter*

POG: It...it can't be...

I: Guys! Heads up!

BATTLE! Cooba has the first strike!

[Risp_old]

<i>Wait, you now have a immortal being on your side who is able to overpower one of the most powerful semi-immortal beings in existance? I sense a duel coming. And the dragonballs are very strong high magic, not ancient magic.</i>

[cooba]

L_G : Wait a moment... you're saying that I am attacking right now?

Risp : But it should work.

[Lem_Gambino]

@Risp: You have one, why shouldn't I? It's all in fair fun. The spirit I just introduced is semi-immortal, like yours. It can be defeated, but not permanately destroyed.

@Cooba: Yes, unless you'd like to runaway like a scared school girl. j/k XD But be warned, these girls are absurdly powerful.

[Risp_old]

<i>I don't have one. It is not on my side. I just so far have not been stupid enough to draw it's attention.</i>

[cooba]

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE etc.

Cooba:
Class: Battle Mage
HP : 6264/10000
MP : 50
Overdrive: 10%

Spells:
Water/Watera
Weakness/Weaknea/Weaknegga (earth spell)
Immunity/Immuna (fire spell)
Accuracius - Maximize the accuracy skills. MP cost : 20 (air spell)
Killing Spree - Double power of face-to-face fights. MP cost : 25 Not yet learned (fire spell)
Rampaggia - Double power of face-to-face fights and double speed. MP cost : 40 Requires K. Spree to be learned. (fire spell)
BigFreakin'Guy1 - Not yet learned (non-elemental)
BigFreakin'Guy2 - Not yet learned (non-elemental)
BigFreakin'Guy3 - Not yet learned (non-elemental)
Raging Inferno(Overdrive) - The flaming (not flametags, darnit) meteors falls to ground and explodes. Allies can be also hurted. MP cost : 35 (fire spell)
Bubble Armor(Overdrive) - Any spell get bounced to dude that spelled it. MP cost : 30 (water spell)

And:

Heckish Headache - Throws a big energy orb which explodes at target's head. Then the little energy chunks that come after explosion, stops nearby target's head and starts to burn it with thunders. Causes big damge, higher to a half when overdrive. Casts also Weaknegga, HyperSlow and removes most of target's helpful spells (when they were casted). MP cost : 75. Able to cast only when Heckish Wand equipped. (ground spell)

Equipment:
-Massive Crossbow
-30 arrows
-Iron Helmet
-Rib's Cage (equipped)
-Helmet of Judgement (equipped)
-Ring of Evilness
-Heckish Wand (equipped)

Place their stats.

[Xion]

XIllusion logs off

[Lem_Gambino]

I will, just not right now. I'm in school now, and I need to finish reading a book. Catch you guys later.

[cooba]

To make the matters clear :

I entered the temple and find an admin of universe. He gave me map for remaining three Dragonballs I planned to use to get back to Risp and... something worse.

But then attacked me L_G's troops.

PAGECLAIM

[Xion]

Something blinks on Xion's computer.

Too bad since he's sleeping on his bed.

[Lem_Gambino]

X-I hacks into Xion's speakers and shouts, "YO DOOD!"
X-I turns on Xion's AIM.
[RootOfNeg1 has logged in at 10:58 AM]
RootOfNeg1(leetspeak): Dood, there's bin a change in planz. Sumthin is taking us through an unknown space place, and I don't know what is goin on. As soon as we stop, I'll send joo coordinates. Then joo planeswarp over to where we are. Perhaps if we work together, we can get home, and joo will be rewarded. Are joo interested in a Masamune?????

[Xion]

Xion sleeply lumbers over to the computer and types in a few things, then off to bed again.

XIllusion: No.

[Risp_old]

Over the pyramid, a hole in space appears. The monster come out, having been drawn to the source of ancient magic. It stares at the rainbow ship, and begins to speak, by causing nearby objects to vibrate and produce sounds. "A semi-immortal? I see I have some work to do. When I left my home dimension, I managed to take with me a peice of the contamination Lem_Gambino started. It should prove an excellent weapon."

Battle mode on!

<i>Back in it's home plane, the Monster was waging a loosing war against the other immortals and semi-immortals, so it is seeks immortals and semi-immortals in this plane to defeat also. When the Monster talked about taking a peice of contamination with it, it meant that it has a small, contained paradox hole. Ouch.

The Monster-
*Ancient Magic: Planesanchor- prevents any interplanal travel
*Ancient Magic: Eon Aura- Monster immune to spells, and no spells below high magic can be used by anyone
*Ancient Magic: Mass Mind Infulence- Forces all other characters to do 1 action; cannot act next turn
*Paradox Attack- deals infinate damage to 1 target, even if it is immune to damage in any way. If the target is killed (=D) it is lost forever; physical</i>

[cooba]

I hope that Monster will help me...

I can't battle until L_G will post that (fake Dukki edit) stats.

[Risp_old]

<i>It won't help you. However, it isn't too interested in killing you (or, for that matter, L_G), so you will most likely be safe.</i>

[cooba]

I got the picture.
And evil plot.
And stuff.

While the guys are busy fighting the monster and vice versa, Cooba instantly get the map from POG's pocket. And right a second after POG said "Hey!", he flew out to Ragol in his blob shield.

__________________________________________________ ____

On Ragol, Cooba red the map...

"Hmm... One in Death Canyon in Abandoned Farscape, second somewhere on Paintbrush Mountain, and third... whew. Just right before me. In WildStone desert. What luck."

Cooba grabs the DragonBall!

So :

4 - in slimy hands of Goku and co.
2 - see map
1 - in slimy hands of Cooba

[cooba]

BTW, this is 888th reply in this topic. That one was 887th one, but it was 888th post on this thread. So yay. It's 21:16 in land of Saddam Malysz. Joy.

[Risp_old]

<i>Joy indeed.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Hold it. How could the Monster see the Rainbow Cruiser? It's in a different subspace area! Oh well.

POG: Oh, no you don't!

POG attacks with her Jump Rope! Cooba drops the map and the Dragonball.
I takes the Dragonball.
SV takes the map.
The Rainbow Crusier beams all three aboard.
WRB's spirit emerges, then creates a massive energy ball and detonates it between herself and the Monster! Spirit cast Ancient Magic: Teleport Blast!
Monster takes 999999 HP damage. All of the crew members, The Spirit, The Rainbow Crusier and the Interceptor II have been warped to another part of the universe, somewhere far, far, away from the Monster.

RootOfNeg1: gggggggggggggg...WTS??????????? 101010101010101010101
RootOfNeg1: One minnit it's hear, now it's not! OMG IM STUK HEAR LOLOLOLOLOLOL
[RootOfNeg1 has logged out at 1:34 PM]

[Risp_old]

<i>It has the power to see into other subspace areas, but normally it does not. Casting a spell on it got it's attention, however. And do you really think running away AGAIN will help? The monster only cares about killing the spirit at the moment, it will ignore everyone else and leave after it is finished with that.</i>

The Monster opens another hole in space and goes through to where L_G has run to this time.

[Xion]

Xion twitches in his sleep. Malta enters Xion's room to have a word with him, but he's sleeping. Malta lies down on top of Xion so she makes sure she's noticed when he wakes up.

<i>Gran Da Val local time: 12:29AM</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

X-I realizes that she is no longer in the Interceptor II's computer. She adjusts her internal clock to match the time. "OMG," says X-I. "The fleshy ppl must be switched off."
"*Strong Bad voice* TIME TO CHECK THE E-MAIL!!!11"
X-I hacks Xion's speakers. "HEY, STUPID! WAKE UP! IT'S TIME TO SAVE MY OWNER'S BEHIND!!"

The Spirit flies out to confront the Monster. "So, you wish to battle, eh?" she says.
"I'm sorry, but I'm not interested in fighting you, and I don't see why you are pursuing me. Do not continue to follow, or I will be forced to take action. I'm not a part of your war and I don't wish to get involved. Good day to you, sir."
The Spirit rejoins WRB. The Rainbow Crusier arrives at an unknown planet.

[Risp_old]

The Monster follows them to the planet, tracking the energy of the spirit. It speaks again. "Back in my old home I was waging war against all my rival immortals and semi-immortals for the control of the universe, and I am continuing this fight here, in my new home. Now, it is time to end this playing around."

The Monster extends a special tentacle forward, and the tip of the tentacle opens like a flower opening it's petals. In the middle of this opening there is a hole of nothingness, held in place by a web of spells and energy. The tentacle jabs forward, pushing a hole through the Rainbow Cruiser, and then erasing it from existance. The monster used Paradox Attack!
The Rainbow cruiser and it's crew are all nonexistant!
The Spirit is nonexistant!
The Interceptor II manages to escape in time!

The Monster leaves.

<i>Be glad the monster does not know who you are, or else it would have killed you too, as you are a big threat to it. If another paradox happens nobody would be able to escape this time, and the Monster knows this.</i>

[Xion]

Xion jumps in his sleep and rolls over. Malta, who was on top of him, got flung straight up and lands on Xion's stomach. Xion, half asleep, says "whut..." Malta pets Xion.

"Go back to sleep...I want to talk to you when you're well rested." Malta whispers. Malta kisses Xion on the nose and shuts down Xion's computer. She then unplugs it. "That should be a good night's sleep." she says with a smile.

[Risp_old]

Around the Interceptor II, a coat of heavy, grey energy flares into existance and then fades away. With the Spirit being eliminated, Ancient Magic: Color Seal fades away, and Ancient Magic: Planesanchor reasserts itself!

[Lem_Gambino]

As quickly as the nothingness eliminated the Spirit and the Rainbow Crusier, a blob of somethingness opens up, reproducing all those that were erased! Atomos used Infinite Magic: Backup!
"So, you are in a war, eh?" says Atomos. "Well, you just lost. You we're going to lose anyway."
"BEGONE!"
A blob of nothingness appears, and consumes the Monster! Atomos uses Ancient Magic: Revenge! The Monster has been erased from existance.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I must assist Lu Narr in reconstructing the universe that was just erased. Toodles." Atomos disappears in a flash of light.

"Now, if there are no more interruptions..." the Spirit says, casting Ancient Magic: Clear on the Interceptor II, removing the the Planesanchor.

MEANWHILE...

"Erg, can't I get some help around here?!?!?!?!??" grumbles X-I. She runs over to the power supply, then transforms herself into energy. She slips out through the cord, then rematierealizes in front of Malta. "I need to...borrow you, Malta."
X-I hacks into Malta's ear chip!
Flowing through the twisting pathways of her brain, X-I reaches Malta's motor cortex. She takes out a big remote control and plugs it in...she now has complete control over Malta's actions.
"Now we must sleep. We both had a hard day, eh Malta?" says X-I as she browses her thoughts. She guides Malta into her bed and falls asleep.

[Risp_old]

<i>You realize that by doing that you are editing time, and by editing time you will start the paradox contamination again?</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

No, that was a copy of the original characters, not past versions. Atomos always makes backups, and backups for his backups every few seconds. Besides, he is the master of time, and will NOT allow Paradoxes to happen. If that happens, he can just press Ctrl-Z and make look like it never happened.

[Risp_old]

<i>Changine time without creating a paradox is infinity-magic level, since to do it you must live outside time. Not even the gods know infinity magic. If you have an ally that knows infinity magic you might as well say 'I win" right now, since an infinity mage can destroy the universe with a wave of his (her?) hand, and replace it with another, and round it all off by granting immortality to a passerby with a glance.

And recreating an immortal or semi-immortal is infinity magic also, since recreating an immortal requires you to be able to make an invincible object, and recreating a semi-immortal requires you to be able to make an object that recreates itself without any energy loss. Both are infinity-magic level.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Time for a story. *opens up a book*

Long, long ago, a boy named Lem_Gambino was born. His parents were excellent Pokemon trainers, and he wished to become one too. However, he also had a passion for drawing. One day, on his tenth birthday, he left on his Pokemon journey. On his travels, he came across an powerful artifact called the Millenium Pen. It's ancient magic allowed the user to create or destroy anything within his power, and L_G was destined to use it. With is amazing artistic skills, L_G created his own universe, whom he called Animenia. He wanted to create a webcomic-like universe to call his own, and he created an avatar character: a Kirby repaint who was called Newb. They were happy together, until one day L_G used himself as an avatar character. That made Newb mad, so he declared revenge against L_G. He nearly destroyed the universe by stealing L_G's author powers, but a teenage boy that L_G created as main character for the comic, Kamikura, defeated Newb and saved the day. Yay.

To make sure that something like this never happened again, L_G created the Elemental Guardians, immortal beings that each oversee the 16 elements. Atomos, Ju Narr and the Rainbow Angel are a few of them. They were asked to watch over Animenia, while L_G travel other universes on a personal journey.

Unfortunately, Newb was still alive...almost. He came back and went out to find L_G and destroy him once and for all. To get L_G into trouble, he impersonated him (very well, I might add) and arrived into the Jazz Jackrabbit universe to cause random violence. He attacked Strato, and the rest is history. the REAL L_G didn't show up until much later, when he found out the War Taverners were in danger. The real L_G is in another thread, fighting for the safety of the universe, while Newb fights to destroy it. The Elemental Guardians got wind of this and decided to play along, pretending that Newb was L_G, because they knew that L_G would never attack someone without good reason. They are now following Newb around, waiting until the right moment to reveal his true indentity and punish him. Severely.

That pretty much sums it up. *closes book*

[Risp_old]

<i>The Millenium pen can create or destroy anything withing your power, and you created universes and immortal beings with it...

Does the real L_G know infinity magic?</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

No. The Ancient Egyptians that created the Millenium Items in Yu-Gi-Oh researched Infinity Magic, but were unable to totally harness it. Needless to say, it didn't go over well. The gods took pity and enchanted the pen, but hid it until it could be used by someone who could properly use its powers for good. L_G found it, and now he knows Infinity Magic.
HOWEVER, that neither makes the real L_G immortal or all-powerful, and he can only use Infinite Magic in his own universe. And since L_G didn't bring his own interdimesional portal (he prefers to travel by foot), it's difficult to travel between dimensions.

Oh yeah, one more thing...
L_G = REAL L_G = GOOD. TALES OF THE TAVERN.
NEWB = FAKE L_G = BAD. THIRD PERSON THREAD.

[Risp_old]

<i>So the real L_G can use infinity magic but it is only unlockable by the pen, or something?

How would that work? Infinity magic works by drawing an infinate supply of mana from the beginning of time. To use it you must be able to travel through time without ill effects, and to do that you must live out of time.

Also, if L_G is unable to use his powers out of Anima, how can the immortals he made use them?</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

-L_G has the powers embedded in him, so he can use them without tapping into the pen.
-Although can use the powers by himself, if the pen is somehow destroyed or erased from existance, it is sent back to the beginning of time. It has to work its way through the ages until L_G gets it back. Until then, L_G loses his powers. The pen itself is the magic source: like you said, it draws power from the beginning of time. It's just that if L_G loses the pen he loses his powers.
-Everything that L_G creates his its own power source. The Guardians can exist even if L_G loses his powers, or dies even. The Elemental Guardians are self-senteint beings.

If you think the real L_G is a threat, don't. The real L_G wouldn't attack you unless you really ticked him off. He'd summon his Guardians in a flash to give his offenders a beating you wouldn't believe. L_G has no interest in destroying the universe or messing up time unless it was absolutely needed. Like I said before:

REAL L_G = GOOD
FAKE L_G = BAD

Besides, you can see the zipper on Newb's costume!

[Risp_old]

<i>I can't stop you on that one, since by the nature of infinity magic you could make other things that use infinity magic.

*opens another book*</i>
In the beginning of time, all planes were one. Inside this one plane was infinate power. However, when the first creature, a single-celled organism, came into being, it made a choice. It went one way. Suddenly, the plane split. In other planes, the first creature went other ways. In yet other planes, the first creature died soon after, and in some of those, no more life ever came around. Soon, there were an infinate number of planes appearing, sharing the infinate energy of the first plane. In these planes the energy soon was all sucked into the forming stars and radiated off with the sunlight. Such energy, called mana, was only available in small amounts, since inside the stars it was locked too tightly away. Everything, however, was going fine till someone, eons later, discovered the basis of infinity magic.

Infinity mages, to get their energy, draw it from the beginning of time. This gives them an unlimited source of energy. This they do by simply going back in time, easy to them owing to the fact they lived outside time. To travel through planes they went to the beginning of time and went forward, off the path to another plane. This allowed them to go between planes and avoid even the strongest anti-planeswalking devices, since by the time they would get back to their normal time they would have been in their destination for eons, traveled through quickly by time travel. While they constantly cause paradoxes by their time travel, their infinate energy allows them to reverse any damage easily. Infinity mages can make themselves nearly indetectable, even to other infinity mages. But they have a limit; so beware all who try to become one- the infinate amounts of energy they throw around is much more than their body can handle. They block the damage with spells, but the same spells slowly damage their mind. An infinity mage is expected to go insane, no matter how well-adjusted for the role, in around 30 years.

That's why the gods do not know infinity magic- they are too smart.

[Xion]

Malta sits outside of Xion's room. Tia passes by. "Morning, Malta." she says.

"Morning..." Malta says with a yawn. She looks at the clock on the wall..8:44AM. "He should be up by now..." Tia looks at Malta curiously.

"What are you waiting for? Xion to wakey-wakey?" Tia says with her usual burst of energy. Malta nods silently.


Inside the room, Xion's laying with one leg off the bed, having a strange dream.

[Lem_Gambino]

@Risp: *applauds* You are teh storytellar. *gives Risp a cookie* That could happen, if L_G already doesn't go insane before then with his random ideas he creates for his universe.

X-I controls Malta, moving her into Xion's room. She plugs the computer back in and turns it on. After it loads, X-I turns on Xion's e-mail and sends a message to the Interceptor II, telling her what the heck just happened to her.

[Risp_old]

The Monster comes back from the dead, owing to the magic artifacts it was hording for security against such an eventuality, and uses Paradox Attack on the Spirit untill it runs out of copies, then leaves.

<i>Sorry, exausted after all that storytelling.</i>

[Xion]

<i>I thank you kindly not to overtake my charectors, thankyouverymuch.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

@Risp: I can see that.
@Xion: You're welcome. >XD

Atomos' Backup prevents such an event from happening. The Spirit comes back. Atomos casts Ancient Magic: Revenge! All of the artifacts the Monster had stockpiled are gone, as is the Monster. The Spirit takes to nothingness the Monster had and destroys it. "This is getting annoying," she says. "If that creep comes back, I will absolutely ANNIHILATE him." Atomos agrees.

Back on Ragol, X-I guides Malta over to the bathroom and opens the door. Sitting on the toilet is the skeleton of Logic, and just out the window Chaos is running off with Logic's girlfriend. "This must be a sign!" gasps X-I/Malta. "Oh well. It's not my problem." She closes and locks the door, and puts a "Do Not Disturb, EVER" sign on the door handle.

[Risp_old]

<i>The Monster has a lot of magic artifacts stockpiled over the place. Not all of them are on him. The more times you come back after being irreversably killed, the more times I do.</i>

The Monster comes back. The Monster blinks, and everyone feels... strange. The Monster used Ancient Magic: Mass Mind Influence!
Atamos reverses all the backups he ever made, and influences time to make sure he will never come back if he dies!
The Interceptor II uses EMP cannon on the Rainbow Ship!
The Monster uses Paradox Attack on Atamos (he mind influenced minself)!
With no more backups, Atamos is gone and will never come back!
The Spirit uses Ancient Magic: Influence (you never posted a spell list for it, so I can have it do whatever spells I want it to)! The Monster uses Paradox Attack on the Spirit!
With no more backups, the Spirit is gone and will never come back!
Everyone else is too stunned to do anything!

<i>See, this is my counter to you using Atamos to counter me using Paradox Attack to counter you getting a semi-immortal on your side to counter me having a semi-immortal who is not on my side.</i>

[Xion]

<i>RELEASE MALTA, YOU CRETIN.</i>

Tia, following Malta, finds the sign on the door. "This isn't like Malta..." She says, confused. She knocks on the door. "Malta?" She curiously says. "What's gotten into you? Haven't you learned to knock? And what's this with holding up the bathroom? Other people have to use it you know...ARE YOU LISTENING?" Xion taps Tia on the shoulder and she jumps. "Xion! Something's-"

"I heard. I'm sure everybody on Pioneer 2 heard." Xion says, placing his finger on Tia's lips. "Allow me." Xion says, then returning to his computer. Finding X-I overrunning Malta's chip, Xion disables her chip remotely.

Malta exits the bathroom and into Xion's room. "You had a hacker controlling you, Malta. I'm gonna have to increase security arou...wait. Why was my computer on?"

"She turned it on!" Tia says, pointing at Malta and bouncing. "She just went coo-coo and sent some interplanal mail on your computer and went into the bathroom..." Xion looks at Malta's chip.

"I have an idea." Xion says, then picks at her chip.

"Wha...what are you doing?" Malta says, wanting to pull away.

"Increasing security." Xion says, pulling out her chip. Malta winces, then Xion throws the chip into the trash. Retrieving a new chip from a drawer, he hands it to Malta. "Here. Put this in your ear. Since our hackers have your old chip number, we are forced to change your chip." Malta puts the chip back in. "Now, since I'm awake, was there something you wanted to tell me?" Malta nods, then shoos Tia out of the room.

[cooba]

L_G : Wait a moment. How did you come after me? I escaped on Ragol.
Risp : Thank you for that story about infinity.

[Risp_old]

<i>L_G can easily come after you! His side has the raw power to destroy every single plane in existance without much effort, and rebuild it back again with a similar lack of effort! Too bad by doing everybody on his side will instantly become totally insane.</i>

[cooba]

HOLY DONKEY! I'd find these Dragonballs before something will happen.

[Xion]

<i>woah...you're on ragol? I hope you're not on Gran Da Val...because that'd be somewhat bad...for both of us.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

@Risp: Blargh. Oh well. The guardians can't be completely destroyed, so they'll come back...after a great long time.

RSPSS FR.exe has commited a fatal error and will be shut down. Reformatting Hard Drive...1% complete.

"Joo foos," says X-I. "I have already taken refuge in Malta's brain! Joo will help meh, or I shall pwn joo!"
Malta/X-I judo chops Xion's neck, knocking him out. "Now to haxor this system..."
X-I spawns a clone, X-I2. "Haxor teh systems," she orders. "Yessss, misssstressss..." X-I2 responds. She escapes out of Malta's nose, and hacks Xion's computer.

[Risp_old]

<i>Since I forced Atamos to warp time to prevent him from ever coming back, you are down one gaurdian, and cannot recreate anything like him yourself (as in, your real self).</i>

The Monster leaves, his goal in securing this plane from all other immortals or semi-immortals two steps furthered.

[Xion]

Tia catches X-I2. "Gotja, ya little bugger." she says, manically grinning. She puts X-I2 in a jar and watches. "Oh right...Xion."

Tia casts Full-Life!
Xion has been revived!

"Malta...what has gotten into you?" Xion says. "I cannot allow you to continue your crazy rampage untill we can fix you."

Xion casts Stop!
Malta has been Stopped!

"Now. We must get her in a stable, workable state." Xion leaps into his chair and types in some keys. "Tia, can you do me a favor?" Tia nods. "Read the serial number from Malta's new chip."

"Five-one-two-seven-zero-zero-three." Tia reads, and Xion types. Xion nods, and a full scan of Malta comes on the screen.

"Let's put her in suspended animation..." Xion says with a click. Malta is now frozen! "Now, to get this bug." Xion starts to work. Tia scooches in as best as she can fit behind Xion, resting her chin on his right shoulder.

"I want to know how Malta is doing while you're working, Xion..." she says, leaning her head against Xion's. Xion looks back at Tia, and gives her a little more room.


<i>Notice: Suspended Animation stops everything in Malta's body, including X-I. Don't worry, X-I will be juuuuuust fine. I'm just going to extract...it. and put it in a jar...with X-I2.

And look, another page for me. *Claims page and throws it into Gran Da Val's east tower*</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>When X-I hacks into a system, does she move into the system or just work by remote?</i>

[Xion]

<i>I assume remote...</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

She works on her own. And is immune to status effects and being put in a jar, as she is not organic. XD

X-I2 breaks out of the jar and possesses Tia! "Inssssssolent little..."
Tia/X-I2 knocks out Xion with a heavy book, then takes the frozen Malta/X-I and gives her a Remedy. "Thanks," she says. "Now to start HAXORING! YAYAY!!"
"What ssssshould I do with thisssss one?"
"Loxor him in a closet or something, foo."
"Asssssssss you wissssssssh." Tia/X-I2 takes Xion and locks him in his closet, then barricades it with random large and heavy things.
"Now then," Malta/X-I begins, "To haxor!"
She hacks into the security network and activates all of the defensive systems, locking all of the doors leading in and out of the building so no one can exit or enter. Malta/X-I hacks into the intercom and says in Malta's voice, "Attention everyone! There has been a security breach. Everyone is to report to the Mess Hall (do you have a mess hall?) for a security check immediately. No exceptions!"

[Risp_old]

<i>You have no idea what suspended animation is, do you? If I know right, it means X-I is frozen in time. Even AIs are not immune to that, since they do not live outside time. Also, it could not be cured with a remedy.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

I don't think so.

sus·pend·ed animation (s-spndd)
n.
A temporary state of interrupted breathing and loss of consciousness resembling death, caused especially by asphyxia

So nyah. And I said that X-I was immune to status effects. Nyah x 2. Now, I must do homework. Do not disturb me or you will feel my wrath! <---empty threat

[Risp_old]

<i>Spended animation can be more than one thing. Do you think that the definition of suspended animation would be stopping time, considering that we are unable to do so today? I was using the science fiction definition.</i>

[Xion]

<i>Hmm. You're starting to sound alot like Risp in the fact that you're against planeswalkers.

Just because I was unable to assist Jeanie doesn't mean I'm a bad guy!

A few things...

--How can an object, like X-I2, escape from a jar?
--X-I1 is, in fact, stopped in time. And only two things cure complete stops, and even those don't work since the computer is forcing this.
--Malta is not just being targeted, it's the entire area around her. Almost like being in ice.
--And if Tia's behind Xion, watching him, shouldn't she have seen X-I2 getting out of the jar?

Also, we have no mess hall. Each person has their own little food supply in their rooms.

[Risp_old]

<i>I'm not against planeswalkers; I am against you, since I have only met one official planeswalker so far.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Blargh. This is getting way out of control. The carp that's happening in my life and the carp that's happening here here is just carping up everything. Carp!

I'm sorry to say this, but don't think that this thread should continue. As much as I like RPGs, this one is slowly spiraling out of control. Sure, reasonable stuff happened, but this kind of got out of hand when I started commiting random acts of violence that eventually spawned this game way back in the Thrid Person Thread. And now that we start throwing in time travel, immortal beings and random battles that result in us just sitting around talking about what we just did, it has gotten very confusing.

If this keeps up, I bet the universe will be destroyed and no one will win, or will just keep beating the snot out of each other and keep coming back from the dead to beat each other up again. It's been fun, but now that I look back on it, this whole RPG has lost it's luster. It just doesn't appeal to me anymore.

I've been thinking of starting my own, Pre-Win 3.1-like thread like Radium has, but with schoolwork and the stress of this thread in particular hasn't helped anything. I think I'll just drop out of this game, so I can get some time to do work at school, and maybe get my own RPG set up. I only have until June 4th to graduate, and I will get pretty busy in the meantime. Until the smoke clears, I don't think I should continue playing this thread until I get my thoughts together and my work caught up. It's been stressful for me, and letting this thread go might relieve some of that stress.

It's not that I don't enjoy playing this game with you guys, it's just that everything has gotten so messed that it's getting very difficult to juggle this thread and my life. So I'm going to stop and pull out.

But when I return, I shal have my own RPG, one that will be far superior to Radium's in size and storyline. YA HEAR THAT, RAD?! MY THREAD IS GONNA PWN YOURS!! SO FEAR ME!!! *evil laughter*

...Right.

So, in short:
-Going to stop the Post-3.1 Game since I've lost interest in it.
-Take some time to get caught up in schoolwork.
-Regain what little sanity I have left.
-Make my own RPG that'll beat the pants off of Rad's (not that his RPG is bad or anything, it's very good, but mine will be better! MUCH BETTER!!!)
-Live happily ever after.

And so, I bid this thread adieu. (Wow, that was alot of typing!) *gets onto a wooden horse and rides off into the sun. Literally. Right into the sun itself. So I'll burn up and stuff. Yayay.*

XD
[Lem_Gambino has logged off at 8:24 PM]

[Risp_old]

<i>No wonder you spent such a long time typing that.

Well, this all has been productive to me, since it gave me some new characters to play around with and let me hammer out some ideas. Now I just wish the Tales of the Tavern thread would un-die again...</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

That could be arranged. Just not right now. Good Eats is on in less than half an hour, and I need to take my bath.

[Xion]

<i>So...I assume X-I will be crashing? She sure isn't gonna be taking down my system!</i>

Xion finally removes X-I from Malta. "There we go." He throws X-I into the same jar as X-I2 and walks off to the East Tower. "I think we should keep you two away from society for the time being." Xion says, opening the door to the East Tower. Inside, there's a single shelf open, the rest are crammed full of other things, like Katanas, Spears, and other Photon weapons. He places the jar, lid-down, on the shelf and leaves.

Tia meets Xion at the door. "So, are they gone?" she says, Malta right behind her. She rubs her head, moaning something. Xion nods, and the three head back for the West tower.

<i>For those curious, Diesel has been off on a job. He's been trying to get some spare gil for himself, so he should be back soon.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

I think Xion just ignored the post I worked so hard on... :,,,(
DYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

"Thosssssssse foolssssssss musssssssst sssssssssssufffffffffer!" says X-I2.
"I agree," X-I replies.
BLIP! X-I used Instant Transmission!
X-I reabsorbs X-I2!
X-I has hacked into a deadlyful battle crusier!
Battle Crusier uses Doomsday Lazer! Gran Da Val is now a smoking crater!

GAM IS OVR K PLZ THX

[Risp_old]

<i>I am not too suprised, since Xion often ignores me also.</i>

[cooba]

And then...
Universe collapsed...
And exploded, starting everything from scratch...

Goodbye, Ragol.

Suicide in gr8 style.

[Risp_old]

<s>The Peep army escapes.

<i>Me dying would mess up continuity with the Tales of the Tavern thread, since it takes place for me after this.</s>


Cross that. I just realize continuity with the Tales of the Tavern thread was ended when fake L_G went back in time, since in the Tales of the Tavern Tangent was dead and re-animated, and that has not happened now, since fake L_G reversed that. Instead, the Peep Army in the Tales of the Tavern is from another plane where fake L_G went back in time to sometime after Tangent was killed by Xion and came back (but still before the Pylon was finished), and destroyed the universe and caused the evacuation at a later time, and then went back to Animena.

Man, time travel makes things confusing.



Oh, and if anyone wants I will upload the sheet with all the information for the seige to my geocities site and post a link.</i>

[Xion]

<i>So what, the thread is finished? Done with? No more? Null? Void? Dead?


No. I will not allow that.</i>

[cooba]

Oh yeah, I forgot to say :

All beings receives 57345759479574975 damage.
All beings are dead and crispy.

Xion : Exactly >p

For some reason I think that it would stay alive if I wouldn't join. :(

[Risp_old]

<i>Even the immortals?</i>

[cooba]

WHAT immortals?

[Risp_old]

<i>Fia'onn, for example, or any one of L_G's immortal guardians that happen to be here.</i>

[cooba]

Sure.

[Risp_old]

<i>How? For an immortal to die they must be dealt an infinate amount of damage, and the universe blowing up is not that powerful.</i>

[cooba]

Explosion of universe is just like format C:

[Risp_old]

<i>Not really. The explosion of the universe would not generate infinate power, because otherwise it would destroy all planes by splash damage.</i>

[cooba]

Planes are infinite.

Conclusion : Neverending blast of energy would made and destroy 7585757345759070759579345799076906 planes in 0,00000000000000000000001 seconds.

So : Start this thread from scratch >p

[Risp_old]

<i>But, while planes are infinate, the amount of energy you are proposing is infinate too. That number you proposed is much, much, much too small. I would say an infinate amount of planes in an infinatly small amount of time.</i>

[cooba]

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[Risp_old]

<i>Still much, much, much too small. Even if you filled a million pages with it it would be much, much, much too small.</i>

[cooba]

So, if it would happen, chances that life will appear somewhere are.. tiny.

WHY NOT???//

[Risp_old]

<i>...what?</i>

[cooba]

<i>...what?

STOP LIFE FOREVER.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

I think we can still play in this thread, except it would be all random and stuff. I just was pulling out so I could take some time to work on my homework. Which I'm not finished yet with. XP

The backup machine the real L_G built recreates Atomos and the Spirit!
Atomos warps time and space!
Cooba is blasted into a million pieces.
Newb (fake L_G) is sent straight to L_G's penalty box, without passing go, without collecting $200. Good grief.
Everything is right and good in this universe, and all of L_G's Yu-Gi-Oh monsters and stuff that were sent to come and pick up Newb are sent home to Animenia.
Strato helps Fia'onn become ruler of this galaxy.
WRB and her friends are happy back at home in their own galaxy.

We can still continue playing, but it would be all random, kind of like a giant Spot Place. *hopes this makes Strato happy, 'cuz L_G made him unhappy when he attacked him in the Third Person Thread* X(

[Risp_old]

<i>Actually, it will most likely not. Assuming there still is infinate energy to go around, the conditions will be the same as it was in the beginning of time, except with more than one plane. Therefore, chances are the universe will be created again. It will take forever till any life comes about, however.</i>

[cooba]

I = blasted to million pieces? No, thank you.

<strike>Being from Mayan pyramid revived Cooba.</strike>

[Risp_old]

A giant robot walks up and says 'you're head a splode!'

[Lem_Gambino]

Well, you tried to destroy everything by everything destroying everything else, so I think the ends justify the means. Besides, who wants to stare at that ugly bunch of numbers?

A guy with a shield appears, and reflects the shots the robot fires back at itself and destroys it and Cooba.

(Sorry, couldn't resist ^^;; )

[cooba]

But there's still intouchable place.

VOID BEYOND UNIVERSES (tunnels between planes must be placed somewhere, needn't they?)

[Risp_old]

<i>Err... what?</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

I think he's talking about how the space between universes can destroy stuff.

PAGE GET!

[Risp_old]

<i>No, I was talking to you. Cooba just finished posting before I did.</i>

[cooba]

We can enter that place. Using infinite magik :/

[Xion]

Xion, in a final breath within the death of his universe, casts a spell.

A spell so powerful that only the most experienced planeswalkers know. "Upon my death, life will begin again, anew." Xion dies, and the entire world collapses.

Xion is now floating...in nothingness. White surrounds him. "I did it." Xion whispers to himself. "I've finally done it." Xion looks around and sees Malta, Diesel, and Tia, just floating. "They came with." Xion looks around again and notices a few other beings, far off in the distance.


<i>Xion just cast "Planal Ruin" which destroys everything, including his own plane. Powerful stuff, yes, but this just creates a tear in the fabric and it will later mend itself.</i>

<hr>

"So, our story ends, with a new one to begin. Time heals all wounds, and these wounds have healed immensely." Xion, now aged immensely, closes his book and looks up. His two children smile.

"Wow, daddy. That's a good story!" they say to him.

"Now, it's quite late. I think it's time for you to go to bed!" Xion says. The two children scamper off, and Xion puts his book away. "Hon?" Xion says, poking his head into the other room. His Vieran wife looks up and goes over to him.

"Did you send the children to bed?" She says, and Xion nods.




<center><i>Time heals all wounds, and this story has finished.</i></center>

[Risp_old]

<i>Err... how can you destroy the world? It is already destroyed. And, while I appreciate the drama of your ending, you seem to have totally ignored the universe being destroyed and stuff.</i>

[Xion]

<i>So it's a little behind. Can ya give me a break? I leave for an hour and the universe dies. Jeez.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Wait a second...how did the universe get destroyed????

[Risp_old]

<i>No idea how it happened. Ask Cooba how.</i>

[Xion]

<i>Uber planeswalker technique, can only be activated upon destruction of two or more planes. Since the isolated plane was collapsing and the Agol system plane was collapsing, it could be activated.

Imagine taking a whiteboard. Doodle a picture on it. Now, you don't like your doodle. What do you do? Wipe it clean. That's basically what I did...I took down the entire fabric of time myself instead of time doing that and making it worse than it could be.

Now the story has ended, and we can make one of two choices.

1) Start anew later, like how after the planal ruin happened...
2) Leave it at where I ended it.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>No, the universe was destroyed before you used your technique.</i>

[Xion]

<i>Only because it went down within the hour I was on my way home! UN-FAIR!</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>Actually, that is not true. You know the damage that was dealt to you that killed you to allow you to use that technique? That damage was from the universe blowing up.</i>

[Xion]

<i>mmm-hmm. And as it was blowing up, and I was dying. It's kinda hard to understand, but it's like all of them all on top of eachother. Universe blowing up, Xion Dying, and Planal Ruin all at once. Though it's kind of weird to think that when Xion was in one of the planes that was crashing. Though it works. Xion just saved his soul's hide through that technique. Yes, Xion died. Yes, the planes went boom. Yes, Xion still exists. Life goes on.</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>So, basically, you destroying the universe was pointless because it would have been destroyed and slowly recreated anyway?</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Actually, that wouldn't happen. Risp said the damage done by Cooba wasn't enough to destroy the universe, since that damage needed to be done had to be infinite, and Cooba was nowhere near that amount...

Two things:
-Cooba can't destroy the universe unless he knows Infinity Magic, which I doubt he can learn unless he can survive a paradox. Like Risp said, to do that, he had to live outside of time, which, unless Cooba is immortal, and he isn't, he can't use infinity magic, and therefore can't destroy the universe.
-Since the universe was never destroyed, Xion's Planal Ruin can't activate, and he can't use it anyway because:
It's not on his skill list.
He's aleady dead 'cuz X-I hacked a battle crusier and blasted Gran Da Val base.
Planal Ruin is considered Infinity Magic, since it affects the universe, and can only be cast by immortals. Last time I checked, Xion wasn't immortal.

That doesn't mean the universe can't be destroyed, it's that Xion and Cooba did impossible stuff that can't happen. So nyah. >X)

L_G Glitches Xion. Planal Ruin no longer exists.

[Risp_old]

<i>Actually, Xion is sorta semi-immortal (just not old enough at all to use ancient magic; the reason immortals and semi-immortals are the only ones who can is because they can have lived since when ancient magic was first discovered and thus know it. Ancient magic is not an innate skill for immortals or semi-immortals), since dying does not fully effect him and even if his body is destroyed he can easily get a new one. And the damage from the universe exploding would be enough for Xion to use Planal Rune, since it would most obviously kill him.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

But the universe didn't explode. And I thought you said that only Infinity Magic could affect the universe.

[Risp_old]

<i>Cooba never said he was the one who made the universe explode.
Also, Infinity magic is magic which uses infinate energy drawn from the beginning of time. There are some tasks only an infinity mage can draw enough energy by him/herself to do, like creating invincible objects, creating worlds (while this does not require infinate energy it does require a whole lot more than any other type of magic can provide), destroying a plane, reversing a paradox, ect. However, if given enough energy from another source, a sufficiently powerful and talented mage can do infinity magic-like things (albet at the price of killing him/herself and doing a really sloppy job of it, and such spells could easily be refuted by real infinity mages in the plane.)</i>

[Xion]

<i>Risp has a point there.

Xion is semi-immortal. He can outlive time itself, as can all things. He's just the only thing that can really embrace that fact.


And read between the lines: Xion, telling the stories to his children, is aged. Very aged. This shows that Xion is not immortal, yet he is since he lived through this.


In fact, Xion spared everybody he met. Soala, Rain, Risp, all the peeps, Strato, L_G, Jeanie...Even Tangent. He would have spared X-I but since X-I was just a program and not organic, it could not be spared.


So, in effect, Planal Ruin was horribly botched for all those that Xion didn't know, but was done perfect for those he did know. A true Planal Ruin spell would have saved every soul in existance and kept it's memories, it's being, it's skills...everything. However, all that is lost. All gone. Poof.

So we have a clean slate for Post-3.1 Chapter 2. Which I assume will happen in...Mid June? When we all have spare time?</i>

[Risp_old]

<i>Well, Xion is more like semi-semi-immortal, since he requires some outside help to come back.

At the age he got in that epiloge, he would have be old enough to be worthy of being taught ancient magic. However, that time will not come in a while...

Oh, and if we agree on this second chapter, we will need more rules. Like, for example, not having a immortal on your side any more than as a summon you have to cast a spell to use.</i>

[Xion]

<i>Agreed. See, my charectors have immortals on their side that they can summon at any time they wish. The only problem is that these are Totemas, and can only be summoned when at full JP (overdrive).

And also, the epiloge happened about 20 years after the Planal Ruin. So yeah, Xion has gone through plenty of shells to get back to where he was, and to be back with some kind of civilized being. Granted, technology advances much faster in some planes as it does in others, but since Xion finally achieved true "Planesmage" status, he was able to mold the single plane into what he felt like he wanted. Time goes much faster in some planes than it does in others, so he went to other planes and helped the other planesmages fix their worlds. This took a while, but in that time of roughly 20 years of age time, he finally headed back to Gran Da Val... "Home" for his wife had enough of fixing the worlds.


And if you are even remotely curious who Xion's wife is...analyze the post where I put Malta in suspended animation. :)

[Lem_Gambino]

Argh. My brain hurts just looking at that. Let's just say the universe got reset somehow and we're going about our normal lives until, say, those monsters from the dimension the first Monster came from start busting up the place or something.

I didn't really want this thread to continue since it was getting out of control, but what the heck. I'm in.

I don't need three guesses to figure out who Xion's future wife is. ^.^

[Risp_old]

<i>The Monster came from the same plane as we started in. It's history is mainly unknown, really, so nobody knows how it came to be considering there was nothing else like it in said plane.

And if we get good enough rules we would be able to keep things from getting out of control. We have plenty of time to think up rules.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Didn't that evil civilization of yours worship this monster? Maybe they know something about it. Or maybe the monsters...waitaminnit.

If this monster came from this plane, then where are all of the other monsters??!?!~?!? *looks around nervously*

[Risp_old]

<i>I mean the plane I was from and you destroyed.

And nobody worshiped it. It simply managed to establish a powerbase via mind control.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Well, that's mean. No one likes to be mind-controlled! XP
How come we never saw the monster earlier? Was it in hiding?

[cooba]

I didn't destroy the universe. It collapsed by itself.

BTW, how L_G could blast me into million pieces while I died while plane collapsed? There wasn't nothing left out of me, so he blasted the 0 to million pieces, and because 0 has no pieces :

ACCESS VIOLATION

*eighty Ctrl+Alt+Dels after*

- Johnny was right - said Jimmy. - This game sux.

After a while, he get his Worms World Party CD, and ran into game...

Mission 14 : Rainforest Ruckus

We got a message that enemy forces escaped to jungle. As one-person army you have to destroy your enemy. Do it! Good luck.

Enemies :

I : Rspss - 150 HP
II : Strato - 50 HP
III : Cooba - 150 HP

Their guns :

Infinite Grenades
Infinite Air Strike
Infinite Bazooka

Human Team :

I : Xion - 150 HP

His guns:

8 x Grenade
8 x Cluster Bomb
Infinite Ninja Rope
1 x Girder

Crates :

I : Shotgun x 1
II (I) Shotgun x 2
III (II) Shotgun x 3

After several tries : Health + 50

Who will win? My sister finished it after over 50 tries...

[Risp_old]

<i>@Cooba- ...
@L_G- the Monster was occupied by it's war against the immortals and semi-immortals, and none of us bothered it enough for it to attack. When it did attack you that was because it sensed you in it's territory, and it had not started up it's war against the immortals and semi-immortals again yet.</i>

[cooba]

I did it just because of 1337th boredom. Exactly like my newest Diamondus level.

[Lem_Gambino]

@Cooba: You like Worms too, huh? XD I have the Worms Armageddon Demo. I need (45|-|...

L_G gets behind Cooba and uses Prod. Cooba is sleeping with the fishes

[cooba]

If you'll get cash, buy WWP.

Coobina uses Concrete Donkey at L_G.
L_G received 256 damage.
There's lot of water infront of L_G.

[Lem_Gambino]

I'll do that. ^u^

L_G flies over Coobina with a Jetpack and lands on the other side. L_G uses a Baseball Bat to send her into the drink. Home run!

[cooba]

How did you that? You are dead. You can't respawn until you are planeswalker >p

[cooba]

I forgot to say. Enemies in mission 14 have also infinite shotgun.

[Lem_Gambino]

Um...I was undead. Yeah. And you didn't show me on your enemy list, so you didn't give me any stats...>X)

L_G gets to a safe distance, then chucks a HOLY HAND GRENADE into the group of enemy units. One "HAAAAALELUYAH(sp?)!!" later, the grenade expodes, dealing massive damage and leaving a huge crater.

[Risp_old]

<i>...undead. Riiiiiiight.</i>

[Xion]

I don't need three guesses to figure out who Xion's future wife is. ^.^<i>hehe. Somebody caught on.</i>

Xion sits back and watches the antics of the "other team".

[Risp_old]

<i>The antics of the 'other team'? L_G is doing a lot of more strange and stupid stuff than Cooba.</i>

[Xion]

<i>They count as the "other team" right?<i>

[Risp_old]

<i>I kinda assumed L_G was on your team, or something.</i>