Put blood on atar of life.

You drip some blood on the Avtar of Life. Nothing changes there or the statue, but you have completly ruined the color scheme.

Myyyy paaaaaagge!! *hiss*

Run a quick description of the atars again.

The Avatar of Death is a demonic looking black and red structure with a skull engraved on the top. A table with a bloody knife chained to it rests in the center. A nearby sign reads "Avatar of Death - No littering, please." The Avatar of Life is a structure similar to the other, but a brilliant shade of white and gold with deep blue drapings hung on it. In the middle there's a small foutain (which would probably look much neater if it wasn't underwater). A sign reads "Avatar of Life - No littering, please plzthx."

Litter with dollar.

You throw the dollar down. Nothing happens. You look at the statue. Nothing happened. You pick your dollar back up.

Random Enemy Encounter!!
http://www.foxmage.com/far-east.mid

Merman Blademaster attacks!
Abilities: Defensive Spellcaster, Increased Damage
Mermaid Stormsummoner attacks!
Abilities: Summoning

Blademaster attacks
> Uberbob loses 20 HP
Stormsummoner casts Whirlpool
> Uberbob loses 10 HP
> L33tz4n loses 10 HP

Uberbob: Course of action?
L33tz4n: Course of action?

Uberbob: Football tackle Stormsummoner.
L33tz4n: Summon Water Elemental with explicit instructions to dispose of the attackers.

Uberbob tackles the Stormsummoner
> Stormsummoner loses 15 HP
L33tz4n summons Water Elemental
Water Elemental attacks Blademaster
> Blademaster loses 30 HP
Blademaster attacks
> Uberbob loses 20 HP
Stormsummoner summons Octopus
Octopus attacks l33tz4n
> L33tz4n loses 10 HP
> L33tz4n has been bound in place!

Uberbob: Propose to Octopus.
Water Elemental: Attack again.

Uberbob proposes
> Derby has randomly pwned the octopus for no reason!
> L33tz4n is no longer bound in place
Water Elemental attacks
> Blademaster 30 damage
> Blademaster has fallen!
Stormsummoner casts Darkness Wave
> Uberbob and L33tz4n are blind!

While Battle = 1, Pass
While Battle = 0, determine which way from the statue the lifeatar is.
If Lifeatar = Left, Open left mask on statue.
If Lifeatar = Right, Open right mask on statue.
Else: Force rad to commit suicide.
(Pass means do nothing in Python.)

omb plz reed hole fred plz k thx

Uberbob: Hook Xion up to brain.
L33tz4n: Flail around violently with whip.
Water Elemental: Attack again!

I like the purple. Command Uberbob to always talk in purple.

Uberbob tries to hook Xion to his brain but can't find it! (what "it" refers to is your choice)
L33z4n attacks.
> Stormsummoner loses 15 HP
Water Elemental attacks
> Stormsummoner loses 30 HP
> Stormsummoner has fallen!
> You found Siren's Box

Once the battle is over the Water Elemental is dispelled. You examine the Siren's Box; a small silver box with a golden chain and lock around it and a picture of a seashell carved into the top.

Whats the hardness factor of the box?

8. And it rattles when you shake it (which you probably shouldn't have done).

Attempt to smash it at the mask on the statue.

Neither breaks.

Open box?

The box is locked. And have we forgotten about the Avatars and statue already?

Whats the hole on lock shaped like?

The lock forgot to have a hole. Sucks, doesn't it?

Attempt to knaw open the lock.

You attempt that. It doesn't work.

whoops, meant gnaw.

Take a Rifle and blast the bloody thing open

Even if you had a rifle, how would you operate it underwater?

I WOULD USE MY UBER SPECIAL POWERS AND MAKE IT TURN INTO A RADIOACTIVE BAGEL THEN MAKE IT GO BOOM.

Command UBERBOB to start attacking l33tz4n and Xion

Eeeh.. no. Stick to posing in a swimsuit, BR.

only if I get paid.

Command Uberbob to sing the christmas carol as an attempt to open the box. Sing all 203 versions and find out which works best.

The box is too l33t to be opened by mere unconventional methods.

Get l33tz4n to h4x0r teh box

The box is not electronic.

Originally Posted by Radium

Even if you had a rifle, how would you operate it underwater?

Well, L33tz4n's supposed to be working on that, but she apparently decided to visit Lower Placespot instead...


Put Sirens' Box on Avatar of Life.
Return to statue.

If dosn't work, try the death atar.

Nothing has changed. You retrieve the box.

Let's review what you havn't done but have tried in LowerPS:

-Avatars and statue
-Mermaids with lasers
-Chaos ward
-Trafton cave
-Temple of the gerbil

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Xion
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick Of Doom
-Siren's Box

how are we supposed to know what to do first?

Thinking, trial, and error. But all things connect eventually.

Go to Trafton cave entrance.