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ok like yeah but anyway I CANT JOIN ANY SERVERS IT SAISerror conecting to list servers Please help me i cant joinYUIRRYUIORYUIYUYRUIUR MRYUIYTUI let me joinif anyone knows anyway to fix my problems or even wants to try please post it here
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ok like yeah but anyway I CANT JOIN ANY SERVERS IT SAISerror conecting to list servers Please help me i cant joinYUIRRYUIORYUIYUYRUIUR MRYUIYTUI let me joinif anyone knows anyway to fix my problems or even wants to try please post it here
I'm only quoting incase this is edited to not look stupid.

But yeah, someone should come along that knows what to do, I've never even tried to get online, I'm scared of all the jerks that will make fun of me.
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One typically begins by reading the stickies about that.

If that doesn't work, one should calmly explain that you've followed all the directions (or tried to) and that it still doesn't work.

Failing that, one should accept that maybe they're simply cursed and can't play online at all.
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I'll get pizza you get a mail order priest.
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Marine1969: tickbot rsg u [slept with] u
Tickbot: Monobot slept with Monobot
Monobot: What do you mean 'slept with Monobot'?
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But i could join the games yesterday then what couldhave hapened in 24 hours that could disable me from seeing any servers at all?
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Temporary downtime?
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Marine1969: tickbot rsg u [slept with] u
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Monobot: What do you mean 'slept with Monobot'?
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Yes, I've heard they've been having troubles lately, yet on the GIP (Games in progress) screen, it shows people on servers that have been up for some time without problem. My only logical conclusion is that it's me.

And rather than getting a mail-order preist, how about if I just ordain myself over the internet?
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How about we put a HEAT shell on a rock and throw other rocks at it until it detonates.
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Monobot: What do you mean 'slept with Monobot'?
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So is there a way to fix it or iam i dooomed dooomed?
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How about we put a HEAT shell on a rock and throw other rocks at it until it detonates.
Better idea: Let's just go on rampages and blow stuff up along the way. And do the HEAT shell thing too I guess.
EDIT- I have no military knowledge.
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Not heat, HEAT.

It's short for High Explosive Anti Tank.

I could explain in more detail of it's uses if you wish.

And yes, there is such a thing as Low Explosive.
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Monobot: What do you mean 'slept with Monobot'?
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Please do explain in more detail, that way I learn something new today.
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I'll explain tomorrow, or on MSN

Add me: marine1969@gmail.com

And tell me who you are straight away as to avoid confusion.

Now I must go and throw up repeatedly before laying in bed which apparently is what sick people are supposed to do.
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Marine1969: tickbot rsg u [slept with] u
Tickbot: Monobot slept with Monobot
Monobot: What do you mean 'slept with Monobot'?
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none of that helps me i waNT to join jj2 games not the army this is fusterateing i want to join a game and the servers dont apear
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Hmm? Oh yes the problem at hand. While I'm no Maui (south pacific myths and legends hero who could solve any problem and wouldn't give up if he couldn't succeed the the first few times) I would find out if there are server problems. Next try joining from JJ2/GIP site(if you haven't tried any of those). If none of those work, I'm out of ideas.
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