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Violet CLM · Mar 21, 2004, 05:26 PM

More accurately, I think: "You're getting East and West mixed up."

Ooh, post 5000. Yay.

Lem_Gambino · 06:12 PM

Go inside the wagony that is the alchemist's wagon to see if there is any changes.

My page > UR's post 5000. XD

Violet CLM · Mar 21, 2004, 06:25 PM

Pages are commonplace. That was one of the only Post 5000s in existance. XD

Risp_old · Mar 21, 2004, 06:31 PM

Yeah. The Pre-win 3.1 days has 126 pages, but only 1 post 5000. That post 5000 is a collectors item!

Lem_Gambino · Mar 21, 2004, 06:32 PM

Yeah, but my page has post 5001 on it, and since 5001 is greater than 5000, it's safe to say I roxorz your boxorz. XP

Risp_old · Mar 21, 2004, 06:35 PM

Yes, but 5000 is a nice, round number, while 5001 is an ugly number.

Lem_Gambino · Mar 21, 2004, 06:42 PM

Yeah, but this is MY page and I can cry if I want to! XP Mweehehe...

Ekardnamal · Mar 22, 2004, 03:47 AM

STOP ARGUING ABOUT POST 5000/PAGE 126!!!!! Anyway, I was trying to go back to the village...

Xion · Mar 22, 2004, 05:12 AM

*Clocks UR's, Risp's, and L_G's heads together*

SILENCE, CHILDREN!

Now.

Analyze: wagon
check: stats
check: inventory: complete (This includes equipped items/clothing)

Lem_Gambino · Mar 22, 2004, 09:15 AM

"Complete?" That doesn't compute...

Violet CLM · Mar 22, 2004, 10:07 AM

I have been called a child by Xion. My life is over.

He just means that he wants the full status of everyone in the party, including (but not limited to) items, spells, sicknesses, mental voices and Uberbob relation points. I assume.

Ekardnamal · 12:56 PM

I agree with Xion. *kicks all bad children in shins* Heehee... :P

Go: South, WEST, south, west, south.

Risp_old · Mar 22, 2004, 01:32 PM

Admit it. You two just like being randomly violent.

Ekardnamal · Mar 22, 2004, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RSPSS FR

Admit it. You two just like being randomly violent.

*hangs head in shame* Yes, we are... But I have an excuse!!!!! I'm a pyro! And I'm legally insane! And I took the name Ekardnamal from a story, and he's a demon!!!!! *grins evilly* Yes...

Radium · Mar 22, 2004, 03:51 PM

The wagon contains various bottles of chemicals and a large book.

Uberbob(Move:2) Spells: Stoneskin, Enchant Weapon, Randomtacklemanashackle, Glitch
Fawriel(Move:1) Spells: Heal, Raise, Mass Power Restore, Visions, Martyr, Town Gate
Araches(Move:2) Spells: Haste, Bloodlust, Magic Dart, Life Drain, Shadow Ring
L33tz4n(Move:2) Spells: Summon Soap, Summon Mythslayer, Enchantresphere, Glitch, Summon Water Elemental, Hypnotize, Hypnotism Ward, Dimention Divider
Fooruman(Move:2) Spells: Sulfur Ward, Damage Wooden Surface, Disable All Paper Springs, Irish Ward, Melt Rubber, Invert Lense Color, Clean Mousepad

Uberbob:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Ballista
-Gem
-Spring
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)
-CrazyT
-Spoon
-Ice Pick
-Photograph
-Pants
-Shirt

L33tz4n:
-Tunic
-Contacts
-Whip

Fawriel:
-Spear
-Frosted Flakes
-Dead Grass
-Pants
-Armor

Araches:
-Staff
-Tube Top
-Miniskirt

Dead Shuriken:
-Armor
-Super NINJA Pants
-Katana

Violet CLM · Mar 22, 2004, 03:58 PM

Does the wagon look like it has been recently disturbed?

Radium · Mar 22, 2004, 05:32 PM

Yes.

Violet CLM · Mar 22, 2004, 05:36 PM

L33tz4n: Summon Soap.
Place Soap upon Chair.
Leave Wagon.

Risp_old · Mar 22, 2004, 05:38 PM

What's with the word 'enchantresphere'? It is a round mage, or something?

Radium · Mar 23, 2004, 11:21 AM

You summon a bar of soap and leave it on the chair, then leaving the wagon. You stare at it a while before you get bored and start chewing on your own arm.

Ekardnamal · Mar 23, 2004, 11:24 AM

The real one, or the mechanical one?

Violet CLM · Mar 23, 2004, 11:24 AM

Say "ARM CHEWING PARTY!".

Radium · Mar 23, 2004, 11:29 AM

The real one. Everyone looks at you like you might be a tad insane.

Lem_Gambino · Mar 23, 2004, 01:11 PM

Stop chewing arm.
Hide behind a bush and setup camp, having each party member take turns on watch duty every few hours so the others can get some well-deserved sleep.

Ekardnamal · Mar 23, 2004, 01:27 PM

Why not just sleep in the wagon?

Lem_Gambino · Mar 23, 2004, 01:32 PM

Because if the person that's taking all of the items from the wagon is a homicidal maniac, we could be in trouble.

Ekardnamal · Mar 23, 2004, 01:59 PM

Oh. Then save the game and sleep in the wagon, then.

Lem_Gambino · Mar 23, 2004, 02:02 PM

*facefall*

Risp_old · Mar 23, 2004, 02:08 PM

That isn't a good idea. If something bad happens Radium is likely to save directly afterwards.

Lem_Gambino · Mar 23, 2004, 02:14 PM

Exactly. That's why we sit OUTSIDE the wagon. *pins Radium down he can't type*

Ekardnamal · Mar 23, 2004, 02:40 PM

Okay, then... *begins setting up camp*

Radium · Mar 23, 2004, 04:12 PM

You hide behind a bush and set up camp, taking turns watching the wagon. Nothing seems to happen. Chances are that whatever was in there already got what it needed.

Current time is 7:00 AM.

Violet CLM · Mar 23, 2004, 04:21 PM

Chew arm.

Ekardnamal · Mar 23, 2004, 04:36 PM

What is the current party morale like?

Risp_old · Mar 23, 2004, 04:38 PM

Bad, I bet.

Radium · Mar 23, 2004, 05:12 PM

Neutral. You gnaw your arm a bit.

Risp_old · Mar 23, 2004, 05:14 PM

Wow! We got all the way up to neutral!
Shout: 'Go team!'

Radium · Mar 23, 2004, 05:17 PM

-1

Violet CLM · Mar 23, 2004, 05:19 PM

East, south, south, up.

Risp_old · Mar 23, 2004, 05:19 PM

;(

Violet CLM JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 10,993 Mar 21, 2004, 05:26 PM #5001
More accurately, I think: "You're getting East and West mixed up." Ooh, post 5000. Yay.

Lem_Gambino JCF Member Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,527 Mar 21, 2004, 06:11 PM #5002
Go inside the wagony that is the alchemist's wagon to see if there is any changes. My page > UR's post 5000. XD __________________ This space for rent. Last edited by Lem_Gambino; Mar 21, 2004 at 06:12 PM. Reason: Page claiming. X)

Risp_old JCF Member Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 3,992 Mar 21, 2004, 06:31 PM #5004
Yeah. The Pre-win 3.1 days has 126 pages, but only 1 post 5000. That post 5000 is a collectors item! __________________ <img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Ashton_JX/the_web/stupid_prize.gif" border="0" alt="The rodent thingy wasn't worthy."> I would not want anyone having sex with my cocktail. ~ Radium

Ekardnamal JCF Member Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 264 Mar 22, 2004, 03:47 AM #5008
STOP ARGUING ABOUT POST 5000/PAGE 126!!!!! Anyway, I was trying to go back to the village... __________________ Ooh, shiny link... Must click it...

Xion JCF Veteran Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,091 Mar 22, 2004, 05:12 AM #5009
Clocks UR's, Risp's, and L_G's heads together SILENCE, CHILDREN! Now. Analyze: wagon check: stats check: inventory: complete (This includes equipped items/clothing) __________________

Lem_Gambino JCF Member Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,527 Mar 22, 2004, 09:15 AM #5010
"Complete?" That doesn't compute... __________________ This space for rent.

Radium JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,275 Mar 22, 2004, 05:32 PM #5017
Yes.

Ekardnamal JCF Member Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 264 Mar 23, 2004, 11:24 AM #5021
The real one, or the mechanical one? __________________ Ooh, shiny link... Must click it...

Ekardnamal JCF Member Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 264 Mar 23, 2004, 01:27 PM #5025
Why not just sleep in the wagon? __________________ Ooh, shiny link... Must click it...

Lem_Gambino JCF Member Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,527 Mar 23, 2004, 02:02 PM #5028
facefall __________________ This space for rent.

Ekardnamal JCF Member Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 264 Mar 23, 2004, 02:40 PM #5031
Okay, then... begins setting up camp __________________ Ooh, shiny link... Must click it...

Ekardnamal JCF Member Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 264 Mar 23, 2004, 04:36 PM #5034
What is the current party morale like? __________________ Ooh, shiny link... Must click it...

Risp_old JCF Member Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 3,992 Mar 23, 2004, 04:38 PM #5035
Bad, I bet. __________________ <img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Ashton_JX/the_web/stupid_prize.gif" border="0" alt="The rodent thingy wasn't worthy."> I would not want anyone having sex with my cocktail. ~ Radium

Risp_old JCF Member Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 3,992 Mar 23, 2004, 05:19 PM #5040
;( __________________ <img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Ashton_JX/the_web/stupid_prize.gif" border="0" alt="The rodent thingy wasn't worthy."> I would not want anyone having sex with my cocktail. ~ Radium

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