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Xion, returning to Beta 068's cage, continues to analyze the damage. "Well, it seems that something, or somebody, burrowed in two miles north of here, went right through the bottom of the cage, and out the other end two miles South." Xion looks down and notices a hole in eastern side of the cage. "Hello, what is this now?" Xion flicks a switch on the control panel, and an elevator comes down from the ceiling. The elevator continues down, compressing the water and draining the cage partially. Xion hops on the moving elevator, taking along a remote for the elevator. "It seems we have a visitor." Xion mumbles, then mumbles something inaudibly as he returns to the center to raise up the elevator and refill the cage. "Somebody else is in the base...I just hope I can find him before he does any more damage than he has already caused." Xion rushes off into the base, before stumbling across the wounded Delbiter in the room. Xion, kneeling beside the animal, checks it over. A flashback of him smashing his staff head into the Delbiter's and then checking it's head. A strike consistant with his mace is on his head. "Wow, resilient little thing." The Delbiter, glaning up, panics and starts to scooch away from Xion. "Don't worry..." Xion says, digging in his pocket, "I'm sorry for what I did...It was self-defense." The Delbiter, somewhat accepting the apology, scooches slightly twoard Xion. Xion, manipulating a small remote he pulled out of his pocket, he casts Cura on the Delbiter. Xion then manipulates the remote back to what he had it origionally, and the Delbiter struggles to get up, but fails. Xion, analyzing it's head, says in an apathetic tone "You may not be able to walk untill you're fully healed. Let's get you back to the surface. You can heal there better than in this..." Xion looks around slightly. "...dump." The delbiter moves its mouth slightly, as if to smirk. Xion rummages through his pockets, then mumbles "uh-oh."

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Strato took his new army and immediatly set to teaching the frogs english and the peeps french. For the sake of the story, let's say they are quick learners. As he continued to march he entered a more sane land, where the trees were normal and it seemed like a completly different land. In this area there was a frozen lake even though it was a pleasant 80 degrees this night. Strato stepped tenitivly onto the ice. It seemed sturdy enough to stand on, so he walked calmly across it with his troops following him. A fog was settling in. Suddenly it became too thick to see anything. The fog lifted slightly to reveal the area directly surrounding strato. Several monstrosities ran through the fog and began to attack Strato

Battle mode ON!!!!!1
SUPRISED!!!1

Monster 1 balances on it's tail and kicks Strato with it's two feet. 80 damage and Strato is stunned slightly.
Monster 2 moves behind Strato
Monster 3 circles the area
Monster 4 circles the area
Strato uses Aim
Monster 1 gets off it's tail
Strato fires at Monster 1 killing it
Monster 2 trips Strato with it's tail
Monster 3 leaps on top of Strato, claws extended, and jumps off. Strato takes 173 damage
Monster 4 continues to circle
Strato uses Aim
Monster 2 balances on it's tail and kicks Strato with it's two feet. 80 damage and Strato is stunned slightly.
Strato's aim disrupted. Strato accidentally attacks Monster 3 for half damage. Monster 3 takes 89 damage

To be continued.

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Rspss Fr, glancing at the galactic map, orders a full stop. In front of his ships is an asteroid. This asteroid has a gate on it; noticeable only by the green glow it gives off. This gate can transport people through dimensions and space, but it has a limited capacity. Rspss Fr and Niz enter a shuttle, along with 4 peep soldiers. They go in... and after them, the gate shuts itself off. In Ragol, A shuttle appears and lands. It's passengers get out. Rspss Fr gets a tracking device out. Strato is... that way. The party sets off.
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Strato uses a normal attack on Monster 3 killing it
Monster 2 gets off it's tail
Monster 4 circles
Strato uses aim
Monster 2 circles
Strato shoots Monster 2 killing it
Monster 4 runs away

Battle Over!!!1

The fog lifts. Strato and his party is all regrouped at the coast of the lake somehow. Strato uses med pack on himself. Med pack is at 4. Strato then continues down the forest path.
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Rspss Fr's party walks follows a straight line to Strato. They go through a forest, ignore a watchtower shouting things in French at them, and finally find a mysteriously frozen lake. Crossing it, they find... Strato. Mission 2 succesful!
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Vegeta finds the Dragon Radar in an abandoned hut. The radar is pointing Dennis. "Dennis? is that even possible?" says a confused Vegeta. He shrugs and follows the radar.
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Xion returns to the wounded Delbiter from the cage room. "Well, I think I found a pipe..." Xion says, as he activates the device in his hand. Throwing it behind him, it turns into the same streams of light. "I guess I did find a pipe." Xion says with a smirk. "We can return to the surface now." Xion takes the Delbiter over his shoulders with an "oof" and lumbers over to the pipe. They disappear in a brilliant flash of light.

NEW CHARECTOR INTRODUCED! Rach, the Delbiter.
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Feb 16, 2004, 09:47 PM
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Isn't that going against the outside forces rule? Oh well, I'm happy as long as I don't get killed at the first move.
Actually, it isn't against the rules, since none of the Z-Fighters (or any copyrighted characters, for that matter) are on L_G's side, unless he recruits them for a certain task. Beth was asking Bulma to come along since she's the only person (besides Trunks, and perhaps Chaotzu(sp?)) that knows how to use the Dragon Radar properly, which resulted in Vegeta and Trunks getting involved (and getting the whole continent to blow up 9_9). Beth doesn't watch enough anime. XP

Vegeta somehow finds another Dragonball. He now has 2. I'm not going to go into detail here 'cuz, unlike Radium, I have NO IDEA which way Dennis is. Bleck.
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Actually, it isn't against the rules, since none of the Z-Fighters (or any copyrighted characters, for that matter) are on L_G's side, unless he recruits them for a certain task. Beth was asking Bulma to come along since she's the only person (besides Trunks, and perhaps Chaotzu(sp?)) that knows how to use the Dragon Radar properly, which resulted in Vegeta and Trunks getting involved (and getting the whole continent to blow up 9_9). Beth doesn't watch enough anime. XP

Vegeta somehow finds another Dragonball. He now has 2. I'm not going to go into detail here 'cuz, unlike Radium, I have NO IDEA which way Dennis is. Bleck.
Actually, the rule states 'No calling in outside forces unless they are not distinctly on your side'. Now, if Vagita wasn't being distinctly on your side there, with all his ranting about how good you were and defending your name, then I must have been reading your posts wrong.
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...THERE IS NO SPOON. Just felt like saying something random.

Vegeta follows the Dragon Radar north.
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Xion pokes his head in on a room with a large bed on the floor. "Rach...you here girl?" Xion says, looking around. Rach pops her head up from under a blanket on the bed and looks at Xion. "How ya feelin today? Better?" Rach gives a small yelp of acknolwedgement. "Good to hear." Xion leaves a small dish of food at the doorside and heads back out to his main computer room.

If anybody is curious, Yes, Rach is a female Delbiter. The females are usually more aggressive than the males, making them excellent pit fighters.

Back at the computer room, Xion analyzes a 3D model of the seabed base. A small line shows the path of something heading out from Beta 068's cage to the highest level in the base. "Well, whatever that was in the cage, it busted through the roof of the room...here." Xion says, as the computer zooms in on the room. "Now, the safety measures were still active, so when the roof was breached it was sealed." Xion then shows a full map with that room removed. "But then how do we get to these rooms here? It's now impossible to get to his cage again through casual means. I could use pipes to get there and back, but at 350 a piece, that gets a little costly after time." Xion checks his bank account, showing three values: Dollars, Gil, and Mesta. "Not much of all, I've been stuck here for a month." Xion, glancing back at the room with Rach, mumbles something inaudibly about a new plane. He then gets his staff and goes over to the room. Xion walks in, and mumbles a few things under his breath. A bright flash of light, and Xion walks out with Rach, amazingly, following with some pep in her step.
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Strato wondered through the strange forest. Apparently in a group, the creatures would watch with caution but wouldn't dare attack, so they were able to get by with no resistence. They wondered for ages through the area with little idea as to where to go. Along the trails he finally came to a dead end. In this area a single person rested underneath a tree.
"Who are you? An enemy no doubt." Strato yelled.
"I am Leonard Nimoy, a simple druid of this forest, a messanger if you will." He responded. "I seek only peace here, but you have disturbed the balance of this forest. Please leave, I already quelled the upcoming assult so you could pass without danger." Leonard said calmly.
"I see, may the force be with you." Strato stated proudly.
Behind Leonard, the trees uprooted and moved out to form a path to apparently the outside of the forest. Strato lead his forces out into this clearing.

MEANWHILE

With the plague rapidly spreading killing hundreds, people like Malcolm were needed to fight the aftermath and slay the plague barers. With no other cure in sight, we could only rest assured that Roxy might come up with something in the end. Until then, he just had to act as a freelance warrior. Malcolm wondered throughout the city of Rieksen. The snow didn't seem like it would let up, so he had to find a warm place to stay. Homeless rabbits huddled around burning trash cans in an attempt to stay warm. Most of the rabbits were coughing, and the streets were completly empty. Several other rabbits broke out into a fight. Malcolm simply walked around the crowd, as he had seen things like this before, in other towns. Malcolm simply continued to walk, until he came to the only inn in the town. The door was barricaded shut , so he simply pounded on the door. After a minute or so it opened and a head stuck out.
"Sorry, no vacancy." The proprieter yelled , then slammed the door and locked it. A rat wearing a trenchcoat came up to Malcolm.
"I know of a place on elm street that you can sleep at. Follow me." He said.
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"The Dragon Radar sure is behaving oddly," says Vegeta as he tracks the third Dragonball. It seems to be moving irradically, stopping in one spot for a few moments before shooting off in a different direction. "Why won't the stupid ball stay still?!" grumbles Vegeta.

Vegeta follows the Radar North twice, South twice, West, East, West, East, Dennis, Ultima, Stop. Vegeta sees the Dragonball floating in front of him. He grins, saying, "You've been a very naughty Dragonball. How you come with me so I can make a wish?" He reaches out and grabs the Dragonball. BUT (there's aways a but)-

"How the heck is this Dragonball floating here in the first place???"

STAGE SELECT OPENED!
RANDOM STAGE!
NOW LOADING...

CHAOS TEMPLE ZONE
WARNING: FLIGHT DISABLED.

Vegeta suddenly finds himself standing atop some sort of ramp, leading down into some sort of temple ruins below. Vegeta scratches his head, wondering how he got here. 'What sort of magic is this?' he thinks. He turns around as a giant boulder is rolling at him at a high speed. "Uh oh...Big Bang!" Vegeta calls out. A humungous energy blast hits the rock in an attempt to break it, but not so much as a dent is put in the rock. The boulder steamrolls Vegeta before he can get a chance to run away.

2 LIVES REMAINING

Vegeta reappears, by some miracle, back on the ramp. The boulder comes back at Vegeta, but there is only one thing he can do: RUN. "What is this, some sort of video game?!!" Vegeta complains as he runs to avoid death, again. As he reaches the bottom of the ramp, he sees a tampleline(sp?) of some sort, begging for something to jump on it. Having no other option, Vegeta jumps on the tampleline and sprung high into the air. Just in time too; the boulder comes crashing down, destroying all in it's path. Vegeta then lands on the high platform of stone, with a vine hanging off the side. "Guess there's only one way to go here," says Vegeta as he climbs down the vine into the ruins.
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In an effort to stop the Lem_Gambino anime convention 2004's dragonball hunt, I present an alternative...

In the wreckage of Rspss Fr's stronghold, the magic amplifying device crackled with energy, as it was hooked up to a backup generator. If a stone spell can become nearly uncurable if put through it, imagine what would happen to an esuna...
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Xion: Thanks. *gives him a cookie*
Risp: LOL! DJLKJDLJSLKJSLLKHDL *brain implodes* Yeah, well you forgot one thing: ASIA'S STILL A SMOKING CRATER. Touche. XD


It's written rule of physics: Any machine that a mad scientist builds must be absurdly huge, must have at least one glaring weakness, and have some unnesscessarily long name. Well, when Magical Scientist Professor Jeff was asked to build a demonsion-travelling vessel, he didn't follow all of the rules. The Interceptor was certainly huge, with enough firepower to destroy, say, a small moon. Of course, this was just version 1...

Jeanie stood over Beth's grave, holding a handful of flowers. "I know Persimmons are your favorite, Beth...so here you go..." she said sadly as she placed the flowers on her grave. "This may be the last time I see you, we're going home, back to Animenia...and you know how random the Shadow Realm can be..."
Tears filled Jeanie's eyes. "Goodbye, my love..." she sniffed. And she turned away, her blonde hair flowing all dramatic-like behind her as she walked away, away from her past, onto her future...it's too bad death in the Shadow Realm is far different from death in the real world.
Jeanie wiped the tears from her eyes as the Konami launch bay slowly emerged from the dark mist. She stood straight- as the leader of L_G's monster army, she had to let everyone know that she was in charge. As much as she wanted to put aside the memory of Beth's death, she wanted to hold onto it forever...
"Please state your username and password," the control panel said. She had been so deep in thought that she hadn't realized she was already out side the building. "DarkMagicWoman626, ************************," said Jeanie. "Access granted. Welcome, Mistress Jeanie," the control panel replied. The door lock clicked, so Jeanie opened the door and entered the cavern-like launch bay. She only been here once before, when she and the others were asked to come to L_G's aid. Now she was ready to return home...almost.
"Professor Jeff, how long until the ship is ready to launch?" asked Jeanie. "A few more hours. I just need to get a new power coupling for the stupid warp drive that keeps burning out..I just can't figure out why..." he replied. Jeanie smiled. "Perfect. There's just one more thing I need to do before we leave." Before Professor Jeff could answer, she took out her staff an created a warp portal to the moon base...there was something she needed to get, and no amount of Peep Soldiers were going to stop her...

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That was pretty much the whole summary of the battle between Vegeta and the Chaos Temple's Boss, Chaos Ogre.

STAGE CLEARED!

"Whoever's in charge here, listen up!" Vegeta called out, barely exhuasted from the stage's trials. "I demand that you return me to earth at once! I have a job to do! DO YOU HEAR ME?!"
No response, other than maniacal female laughter. "Like, don't get your undies in a bunch, Veggie!" echoed the voice. "Once you've won my game, I'll let you go. But if you lose all of your lives, you'll have to start ALL OVER!!" More laughter. Vegeta didn't like that, and he hated being called "Veggie" even more. But there wasn't much time for hate, the next stage was about to begin...

CHAOS MALL ZONE
BATTLE START!
Chaos Guards 1-27 attack!
"Ah, carp," grumbles Vegeta.
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Curses! I knew I forgot something!
Are those monster forces you use considered magic or summoned?


While the magic amplifier still stood, it's regulator did not. It could only safley amplify one spell, and at that the spell had to be targeted somewhere nearby. After that, it would become fixed on that one spell and unable to do anything else.
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Vegeta attacks! Chaos guard586 takes 273 HP damage. Chaos Guard has fallen!
END BATTLE.
"This isn't fun anymore..." said Vegeta to no one in paticular. Just then, a mysterious chant filled the air...
'GOURSELFGOURSELFGOURSELFGOURSELFGOURSELFGOURSELF. ..'
"What the..?" The chanting continued. It started slow, but it became faster and more frequent. Soon, it was the only sound Vegeta could hear. "What's going on?!!" shouted Vegeta. "ANSWER ME!!!"
No answer. Just the chanted. Oh, the chanting, how it can drag a person from a stable mind to pure insanity in a matter of moments...
KER-SNAPCRACKLEPOPSICLESTICKFIGUREOFSPEECH! That was Vegeta's patience.

Vegeta has gone Super Saiyan 3!
Vegeta uses Uberbang.

Far away, in some dark, isolated space, a man named Darker was chanting an endless, ruthless chant. A chant that can oush a person over the edge at the drop of a hat.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Darker takes 9999999 HP damage. Darker has dropped off the face of the earth.
Vegeta powered down. He knew that the person wasn't the same one that trapped him here, but it was different...a spammer... "That's one problem solved," grumbled Vegeta as he took the escolater(sp?) to the next floor.

Darker, if you're trying to get yourself banned, you're doing a pretty good job. STOP. IT. NOW.
Risp: Yes. L_G carries around a deck of Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Right now, they're just in a "waiting room" of sorts. The way I see it, ANY summoned monster comes from some sort of alternate demonsion, like the Shadow Realm. This where the monsters (L_G's, anyway) live until they are called into battle.


Jeanie pinned the Supreme Peep commander to the wall. "Tell me where the spell array plans are!" she shouted. Despite what the Peep leader was going through, he refused to speak. "Ugh, you're useless," grumbled Jeanie as she tossed him aside. After a thorough search of every square inch of the base that wasn't reduced to rubble, she found the plans. Jeanic skimmed through them and smiled. "We can make this better...much better!"

"Is L_G safely on board?" asked Jeanie as she returned from her trip. "Oh yes," Professer Jeff replied, rubbing his hands the way all mad scientists do. "We had a heck of a time finding him, too, given the random nature of this realm. You should've brought staight to me for safe keeping!"
Jeanie laughed. "Yeah, well, I bet Beth was lazy anyway. Prepare for launch; we're leaving."
"Yes, ma'am!"

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What commander? I made it clear the place was in ruins. The only surviving peeps were the ones in Rspss Fr's team.
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Derby: Sorry about that. ^^;;
Risp: Argh. But wouldn't you have considered the fact that maybe some Peeps may have stayed behind to REPAIR the damage??? Ah, well.
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And the 3rd Person Thread wasn't ENOUGH?
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The 3rd person thread was slowly becoming a MMORPG, so to speak. If you want to join, go ahead. You'll have create a character sheet and stuff first.
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Risp: Argh. But wouldn't you have considered the fact that maybe some Peeps may have stayed behind to REPAIR the damage??? Ah, well.
A great accomplishment for a couple hundred dead peeps on a moon with no atmosphere and without any tools in less than a day.
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Comeon, Copper! You can be my pet hampster...with TELEKENITIC POWERS!

Xion and Rach find themselves at the crest of the large mountain in the middle of the island. "Here it is." Xion says to Rach. "The uncharted land." Rach looks at the dense forest below on the north side of the island, and then looks back at Xion, then back at the forest. She gives out a snort of disgust. "What? Just because people that settled the Gran Da Val base only went to the mountain and nowhere past doesn't mean that they didn't wonder what's over there." Rach scratches herself behind the ear. "What do you think is over there...Something absurd, I bet. I mean...Talking Chocobos in one plane, what's next?" Xion looks around and shrugs, as if to be sarcastic, "Talking Frogs?"

How can you pin a peep to the wall? Wouldn't it just squish and slip out of your grasp and through your legs/arms?
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No, I assume Risp made his Peeps far more durable.

Two non-L_G posts until the Interceptor launches.
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I already suggested they were all dead. And you never said otherwise, soo...
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OMG OMG HAX HAX HAX. j/k.

Xion walks down the side of the mountain into the dense forest with Rach trailing behind. "What's the matter, girl?" Rach looks off to the east, then back at Xion. "Something over there?" Rach's head move as if to nod. The two head east.
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Feb 19, 2004, 06:32 AM
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The Interceptor will launch after Risp or Iso posts.
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The Interceptor will launch after Risp or Iso posts.
Iso?
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Iso = Infinite Spaz, Strato, Stratn, the guy from Spotplace...remember him?
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Iso = Infinite Spaz, Strato, Stratn, the guy from Spotplace...remember him?
I remember. I was just picking on you for calling Strato Iso, which makes no sense at all. Now do something.
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No, YOU (or someone else) do something. Jeanie and her monster legions are about to leave, L_G is still 'stoned' sao to speak, and Vegeta, well...

Vegeta has been forced to join Mrs. Cuddles for a tea party. She dresses up Vegeta for the occasion, which does not make him happy. And to make matters worse...
FLIGHT DISABLED.
ATTACKS DISABLED.
MOOD HAS BEEN STUCK ON "SUGARY SWEET".
'Whoever made this twisted game is going to die...' thinks Vegeta, who does not wish to invoke the wrath of a super-cute, Ultisporkrystal-powered teddy bear.

Ha.
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Xion did something. I can't do anything in Ragol because I am now under Strato's command there, and here I can't make a move without putting myself at a disadvantage. You are the one who can affort making such moves, with being a bad guy all but in deed (because you have such an advantage over me. This is now a story, you know, and a good guy who can beat the bad guy easily is a contradiction in terms in a story). But, to make you happy...

Rspss Fr takes out his backpack, and checks its contents for a certain thing. He locates a data disk, and puts it back. This disk is the last remaining plan for the magic amplifier, as the other plans were destroyed with the stronghold.

Now you move, or I do something cheesy.
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Okay.

L_G uses his telepathic powers to slide his stonied self one inch.

There, I moved. j/k

"All systems are go!" says Professor Jeff over the intercom. "Excellent," replies Jeanie. "Cadet, main thrusters to full."
"Aye, ma'am," confirms Jack, a Roboyaru soldier.
The massive ship left the launch bay, parting the dark fog as it traveled. The ship then flew towards a humungous portal that led home. "Prepare for dimension fold!" warned Jeanie. This was going to be a bumpy trip...
The ship flew into the portal it had created, and closed it as it flew through. The ship shook and rattled as it flew, but that was expected; the Interceptor was only in the Alpha version. When L_G was back to normal, he would fix any bugs that were present; he had no intention of building another unless it was nesscessary.
Eventually, the ship's ride smoothed out considerably. Shortly after, Professer Jeff's voice was heard over the intercom. "I'm afraid I have some bad news."
"Oh?" replied Jeanie. "What seems to be the trouble?"
"It's the plans you found. They won't work," Jeff said grimly.
"What?!" Jeff sighed. "They must be fakes," he said. "Don't worry, I'm sure we can get help from...him."
"Shin-Ra? No way, not in a millenia!" Jeanie said, distrssed. "We may not have much of a choice," replied Jeff. "I'll try and see if I can rig something up instead."
"Very well," Jeanie said. The intercom shut off. Jeanie clenched her fists. "Sethie had better be D-E-A-D with a capital D before we arrive..." she grumbled. Obviously, this was something she didn't take a liking too well, especially after that AVALANCHE incident...
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What plans?

The magic amplifier started to warm up. Someone had repaired it, and was now using it. A spell, designed to shatter Lem_Gambino, was started. It would take a couple more minutes to finish, but at that time nothing could stop it.

Alright, my first of my challanges.
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The plans that Jeanie found. Apparently, she can't tell between the difference between a Magic Amplifier and a Blender. XP

"We're approaching the Nth Zone," says Jeff. Jeanie snapped back to her senses. "Oh, um...activate the Noshield, then," she replies. "I'm going back to my quarters. Shelby, you're in charge for now."
"Aye, ma'am," acknowledges Shelby, an Amazoness Archer who can easily hit a fly from a hundred meters away.

The Interceptor casts Noshield. The ship and everything on board is now immune to everything except attacks with weapons.

Jeanie rode the Hypervator to her quarters, but something was troubling her...It wasn't Beth or Shinra, but something else...only Jeanie didn't know what it was.
"We've reached the Nth zone," said Jack over the intercom. "Acknowledged," replied Jeanie as she arrived at her room. Jeanie laid down on her bed, unable to relax. What was going on with her?
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"Ah...re...shi...ne...vo...plai...das...gohf...nogr amo...samo...vi..." the figure chanted. Only five minutes left till the spell is done...
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Malcolm walked down to the stranger's place. Along the way they talked.
"I need to know what happened to this city. About a year ago this place was a bustling megatropolis. Now it's become one of the poorest towns I've seen, and I've been all over this country." Malcolm asked.
"Well you see, the main source of commerce was the Lafayette home business. They employed 60% of the population, but then after...yeah. Basically the town's economy was slaughtered. Our un employment rate is 72%. Most of the citizans got up and left town directly after that, but some of us were to sick and ill to escape. Now we all spend our days waiting for help from the Carrotus Red Cross, but we're a 2nd class priority city. It may be years before we even get a representative telling us to wait. Nobody wants to start businesses here, nobody wants to come here. Someday a chalk line will circle this city." He responded.
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"She...no...fe..sa..ghe..raey..ud..zi.." Lights appeared around the interceptor...
"Fa..su..to..ney..san.." The ship's lighting flickered on and off omniously...
"Ghe..sen..fro..roy.." The main power failed... shields and weapons down...
"Sui..da..cho..noy.." Electrical discharge scrambles the shields but mysteriously leaves the rest of the ship unharmed...

No-one is invincible... no-one is immune... two minutes till the spell fires...



And a note- you be cheap, I be cheap. Thank you for letting me be dramatic like that.
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