CHAPTER ONE OF STORY
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ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A RABBIT AND HIS NAME WAS JAZZ JACKRABBIT. HE HAD MANY ADVENTURES WHERE HE SAVED EVERYONE BUT NO ADVENTURE WAS GRANDER THAN THIS ONE.

THIS IS THE ADVENTURE WHERE HE UNCOVERED A SECRET PLOT...


*** -=CHAPTER ONE=- ***

once upon a time there was a rabbit who lived on carrotus and his name was JAZZ JACKRABBIT. He had many adventures. This is a story about his adventure where he found a secret government plot against carrotus and saved carrotus!

"OH NO!!!!" said JAZZ JACKARBBIT, "My house is on fire!!!" (his house was on fire) "WHAT AM I GOING TO DO," he shouted. "IF I DO NOT DO SOMETHING SOON I WILL BE A ROASTED RABBIT." he thoguht very hardly for a moment or two. "I THINK I WILL CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT," said JAZZ JACKRABBIT.

JAZZ JACKRABBIT picked up the phone to call the fire department. "OH WHAT IS GOING ON!!! MY PHONE LINE IS DEAD. THIS CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING."

A CONSPIRACY TO DESTROY THE PLANET

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A JAZZ JACKRA

Once upon a time there was a rabbit named JAZZ JACKRABBIT and he saved the wolrd after catching his house on fire. (foreshadowing)

JAZZ JACKRABBIT drove his carrot car to the mall. "THIS IS VERY MYSTERIOUS," he said. "VERY MYSTERIOUS INDEED."

Little did he know, he would save the world

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COPYWRIGHT 2005 EVILMIKE SO DO NOT STEAL

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(ok if anyone wants to continue this story it is ok since this is one of those stories everyone writes and also this is my first war tavern story, any suggestions are welcome thanks )

hey your writing is DIVINE good job

Eh. I may be in the wrong mood or something but this wasn't too funny.

Chapter two:
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A RABBIT AND HIS NAME WAS JAZZ JACKRABBIT. HE WAS A RABBIT. So he went into the mall and went up to a phone booth so he could call the fire department, but his backpack had NO MONIES in it! So, he went around searching the coin return slots on all the phone booths and found 11 cents. So JAZZ JACKRABBIT called the fire department and told them that his house was on fire, but didn't tell them where he lived because his 11 seconds were up.

So he went outside and drove his carrot car back to his house, but his house was gone! (it burnt down) So JAZZ JACKRABBIT decided to find the CONSPIRACY TO DESTROY THE PLANET. He thought and thought, and decided that he would go to THE CASTLE because if the planet was going to be destroyed, THE CASTLE would also be destroyed. (his girlfriend lived there)

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A RABBIT AND HIS NAME WAS JAZZ JACKRABBIT and he was driving to THE CASTLE in his carrot car but on the way it ran out of gas!

End chapter 2.

-=Edit=-
Violet, I found it hillarious.

I will let violets post be part of the story but not n0body's

Mike is just mocking the War Tavern...

Actually, it sounds like he's mocking Bjarni (Yes, I still call him that).

Originally Posted by White Rabbit

Mike is just mocking the War Tavern...

hey shut up my oven caught on fire right after reading this,, help dont say things like that because its a true story

He's got to be makin fun of someone, or there's DEFINITELY a conspiracy...I can't find anyone he could be making fun of! Maybe it's me? I haven't looked at myself for a while... *looks, finds conspiracy, and doesn't reveal it*

There were tons of humour, suspense, stupidity, and fun in EvilMike's first post. They story was funny. I'm still laughing. Anyways, any life that came into the world of humour by EvilMike's story was all sucked out by n0body's (not at all part of the story, so the next part is going to sound odd) fanfiction of a fanfiction(told ya). And like all bad fanfictions(or most sequels(Or 'sequels' that are just fanfiction)), it lacked the charm and wit as the original, only trying to make it seem so, but fails.

Thanks n00b, I'm honored.

I think a vital part of my head's innards just ruptured. Is that a bad thing?

Originally Posted by TheOnlyN0B0DY

Thanks n00b, I'm honored.

Hey, no problem.

Mike is just mocking the War Tavern...

Yes (but not in a bad way )

Actually, it sounds like he's mocking Bjarni (Yes, I still call him that).

Kind of

There were tons of humour, suspense, stupidity, and fun in EvilMike's first post. They story was funny. I'm still laughing. Anyways, any life that came into the world of humour by EvilMike's story was all sucked out by n0body's (not at all part of the story, so the next part is going to sound odd) fanfiction of a fanfiction(told ya). And like all bad fanfictions(or most sequels(Or 'sequels' that are just fanfiction)), it lacked the charm and wit as the original, only trying to make it seem so, but fails.

imho this post is the best part of the story yet

Hooray! Need. Sequel. !

Chapter three:

Once apon a time there was a RABBIT and his name was JAZZ JACKRABBIT. He was a RABBIT. [Well, mostly, his grandmother had an affair with a SQUIRREL, but the family didn't talk about that much.] He was heading to the CASTLE to discover THE CONSPIRACY AGAINST CARROTUS, but on the way his car had run out of gas. So he pushed his car to the nearestGAS STATION to get more gas.

Once apon a time there was a TURTLE and his name was DEMIR ANDRASS He was a TURTLE [actually he was a TERAPIN, but he lied on his immigration forms] He ran a GAS STATION and one day he looked up to see a RABBIT called JAZZ JACKRABBIT pushing his CARROT CAR towards his GAS STATION.

'Excuse me," said the RABBIT named JAZZ, "My carrot car is out of gas." "Ah," said DEMIR, "You are not actually out of gas." "Oh good," said JAZZ. "Yes," said DEMIR "There is something worse wrong with your car." "Really? What is it?" asked JAZZ "Your car is a CARROT." said DEMIR "This means it has no wheels, internal parts, engine and finally is six inches long." "Well thats great!" said JAZZ "Because I have no monies and can't pay for gas anyway!"

JAZZ was just about to ask where he could get a car that wasn't a six inch long VEGETABLE, when a shiny big NON-VEGETABLE IMMIGRATION CAR pulled up outside the station.

Once apon a time there was an IMMIGRATION OFFICIAL and her name was ANGUA. She was an IMMIGRATION OFFICIAL [Really this time] She had a shiny big IMMIGRATION CAR. She had gone to a GAS STATION to arrest a TURTLE named DEMIR.

"You are herby arrested for immigration fraud." said ANGUA "What'd I do?" asked DEMIR "You lied about your species on your immigration forms, and so because of a CONSPIRACY AGAINST CARROTUS and the fact that you are in a story that repeatedly CAPITALIZES WORDS, you are to be beheaded as of the end on this statement." "Thats a bit harsh!" said DEMIR's head lying on the floor.

"Drat!" said JAZZ "Now I don't have a car and that IMMIGRATION OFFICIAL who was acting all suspicious has left. I guess I had better follow her and find out about this CONSPIRACY AGAINST CARROTUS."

Once apon a time there was a RABBIT called JAZZ and he was running very fast behind a big shiny IMMIGRATION car when he was hit by superflouous capitals.

End of chapter 3