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n00b · Jun 27, 2007, 07:07 PM

Some of us may of wondered, why did Devan end up so evil? We know why he despises rabbits, but there are many nicer ways to express dislike than attempting to enslave a planet. He has also been described as "hideously dorky", could insults as a kid led to his eventual mental state?
I don't believe so.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have stumbled upon an earth-shattering piece of information, so secret it is banned in America and Europe.

My fellow Jazz Fans, Devan is evil because as a child he was... a nazi.

Need proof? There is photographic evidence right here:

Need even more proof? In the cartoon, the young turtle is referred to by his commander as "SCHIEL!" or however you spell a stereotypical german accent saying "Shell". Which as we all know is Devan's last name.

The brothers Warner may have tried to hide the secret of Devan's past, but thanks to YouTube and punks who decide stuff shouldn't be banned (or that it's just funny because Bugs and Daffy fighting nazis!!) the truth has been revealed.

TheKax · 12:46 AM

Wow! So that's how it is!
That tortoise in the picture looks like Devan, albeit bit younger.

I have to write about this to the Daily Rabbitnews!
Go to Rabbitnews:
http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/showthread.php?t=16522

Xobim · Jun 28, 2007, 04:13 AM

Noob, you know that the government will try to hunt you down after revealing this, don't you?

DoubleGJ · Jun 28, 2007, 04:53 AM

It's Dark Shell, not Devan Shell! Don't you recognise the helmet?

sonicnathan 1 · Jun 28, 2007, 08:27 AM

The truth has been revealed. Now the government will hunt you down. WOW. What a great find.

TheKax · Jun 29, 2007, 05:32 AM

Oops...

I'm stupid...
I replied that n00bs message to the Daily Rabbitnews, and also added info.
I also said that we're looking for nifo about the Caterpillar, so I think they must me be also hunting me... BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! (gunfire, to be continued...)

sonicnathan 1 · Jun 29, 2007, 06:11 AM

uh ow. MAn I'm going to lock my door and chain up my windows! Now that we know the government will be after all of us!

Doubble Dutch · 08:21 AM

All of you maybe, I get by by not being important enough to waste valuable bullets on.

MoonBlazE · Jun 29, 2007, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Doubble Dutch

All of you maybe, I get by by not being important enough to waste valuable bullets on.

Gasp.

Bad usage of photoshop! Crime!

sonicnathan 1 · Jun 29, 2007, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MoonBlazE

Gasp.

Bad usage of photoshop! Crime!

I have no clue what you mean. Looks like it's time to get my AK-47 out.

Dermo · Jun 29, 2007, 04:38 PM

God next thing you know this forum will be spammed by pictures of turtles in KKK hats and other weird stuff.

Doubble Dutch · Jun 29, 2007, 08:34 PM

How did you know about those?

MoonBlazE · Jun 30, 2007, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Doubble Dutch

How did you know about those?

The cows told him.

Nonomu198 · Jul 1, 2007, 07:53 AM

...thats not Devan. And I dont think the nazis even heard of Carottus.

He is an emo homophob. Duh. He cant live with himself. He kills rabbits.

Pako · 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doubble Dutch

Hidden by technical difficulties... the scary truth about Koopa Troopas! (That white thing in the Koopa's shell wasn't the light

)

Dermo · Jul 1, 2007, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IconGuy

...thats not Devan. And I dont think the nazis even heard of Carottus.

He is an emo homophob. Duh. He cant live with himself. He kills rabbits.

I thought you were talking about me for a moment there. God devan is an evil emo homophob.

Doubble Dutch · Jul 1, 2007, 09:56 PM

Quote:

He is an emo homophob.

He'd be right at home on the JCF then.

Puffie40 · Jul 1, 2007, 11:07 PM

Ah geez! I remember that cartoon too!

Valco · Jul 10, 2007, 07:51 AM

That's dark shell. He's just a mindless Devan imposter!

Speeza · Jul 10, 2007, 08:39 AM

can we please forget about dark shell . he sucks , devan all the way

Thank god that commer is between sucks and devan :P

DoubleGJ · Jul 11, 2007, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Ryder

can we please forget about dark shell . he sucks , devan all the way

blah blah blah
I'm still sure it's Dark

ThunderPX · Jul 11, 2007, 07:18 AM

I think you're all taking this way too seriously.

n00b · Jul 11, 2007, 08:23 AM

I think you're just not having enough fun and taking us way too seriously.

ThunderPX · Jul 12, 2007, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by n00b

I think you're just not having enough fun and taking us way too seriously.

I would post a witty reply but I'd probably be edited again.

Xobim JCF Member Joined: May 2005 Posts: 2,454 Jun 28, 2007, 04:13 AM #3
Noob, you know that the government will try to hunt you down after revealing this, don't you?

DoubleGJ JCF Member Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,049 Jun 28, 2007, 04:53 AM #4
It's Dark Shell, not Devan Shell! Don't you recognise the helmet? __________________ "So unless I overwrote my heart with yours, I think not. But I might have." - Violet CLM Two Games Joined releases: Control / Splinter (twin singles) \|\| Ballistic Bunny (EP) \|\| Beyond (maxi-single) \|\| Beyond: Remixed (remix EP) \|\| Inner Monsters OST (mini-album) \|\| Shadows (album)

sonicnathan 1 JCF Member Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 382 Jun 28, 2007, 08:27 AM #5
The truth has been revealed. Now the government will hunt you down. WOW. What a great find.

Doubble Dutch JCF Member Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,072 Jun 29, 2007, 08:03 AM #8
All of you maybe, I get by by not being important enough to waste valuable bullets on. __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(") Last edited by Doubble Dutch; Jun 29, 2007 at 08:21 AM. Reason: Mislabelled image.

Dermo JCF Member Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,743 Jun 29, 2007, 04:38 PM #11
God next thing you know this forum will be spammed by pictures of turtles in KKK hats and other weird stuff. __________________ Yes, I am, in fact, ALWAYS the one to blame for everything. And none of your are full of yourself. Good job. Do you like Stijn? Take my poll! Windows is not a virus. A virus is small and efficient... Note to Stijn: how am i even getting away with this

Doubble Dutch JCF Member Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,072 Jun 29, 2007, 08:34 PM #12
How did you know about those? __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(")

Puffie40 JCF Member Joined: May 2002 Posts: 894 Jul 1, 2007, 11:07 PM #18
Ah geez! I remember that cartoon too!

Valco JCF Member Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 516 Jul 10, 2007, 07:51 AM #19
That's dark shell. He's just a mindless Devan imposter! __________________ GENERATION 23: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment. The ultimate race experience Coming soon to Jazz2Online

Speeza JCF Member Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,628 Jul 10, 2007, 08:39 AM #20
can we please forget about dark shell . he sucks , devan all the way Thank god that commer is between sucks and devan :P __________________ You like it when I talk bad about myself don't you cooba <3 The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. Your friendly JCF Hillybilly DavidkazBest poster of 2010 ! [GpW]

ThunderPX JCF Member Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,346 Jul 11, 2007, 07:18 AM #22
I think you're all taking this way too seriously.

n00b JCF Veteran Joined: May 2004 Posts: 5,578 Jul 11, 2007, 08:23 AM #23
I think you're just not having enough fun and taking us way too seriously.

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