Sep 17, 2003, 11:10 AM | |
Disappear as in turn invisible, or disappear as in are cruelly severed and leave heavily bleeding stumps?
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Sep 17, 2003, 11:12 AM | |
Edit: Blah. So you can't press the pedals? |
Sep 17, 2003, 11:15 AM | |
Well, yes, but I was more thinking of the trading post.
Use Thirdeighteennotefullyclotheductscraptfoursestrude lire. (Ooh, a character limit! Fun!) (Do items from Chaos Clothing have a Chaos prefix?) |
Sep 17, 2003, 11:34 AM | ||
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You would use the Thirdeighteennotefullyclotheductscraptfoursestrude lire, but you are unsure how to use it. But it is still an object of great power. Comeon, I'm sure you'll think of something crazy to do. |
Sep 17, 2003, 12:28 PM | |
Check Inventory.
Check Time Elapsed. Check Time Until Legs Come Back. |
Sep 17, 2003, 12:31 PM | |
Invintory:
-Wings -Thirdeighteennotefullyclotheductscraptfoursestrude lire -Chaos Grapes (2) -6 Noberries -$14 -Pandora's Car Keys (2) -LED -Crystal -Chaos Oil -Chaos Cord -Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock) -Infinite's BETTER Map -Treepieces -Bookmark of Eternity -Pandora's Shoe -Xion -Lacrosse Stick of Doom Twenty minutes have passed. Your legs will return in about ten minutes. |
Sep 17, 2003, 12:33 PM | |
Hmmm.... what is the ladder to Upper Placespot made of?
What does the Chaos Cord appear to be made of? How sharp does the Chaos Cord look? (Though I presume it's the opposite of what it looks like) Is Pandora's Shoe wearable? (if you had feet) |
Sep 17, 2003, 12:49 PM | ||
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The ladder is made of rope and hard plastic tubes. The Chaos Cord appears to be made of metal, like a long skinny spring. It looks sharpish dull. Quite neutral, really. Pandora's shoe is wearable. Just soggy. |
Sep 17, 2003, 12:52 PM | |
Haphazardly drive to the Ladder.
Get onto the ladder. Chop off bottom of ladder using Chaos Cord. Hope the opposite effect causes the ladder to fall up. if (plan != work ) Ideas = 0 (Also, if Noberries only apply to living things, would they work on Chaos objects because of Chaos' reversing properties?) |
Sep 17, 2003, 02:10 PM | |
Control Araches/Faw/L337z4n (Whoever's closer to the ladder)
Grab end of chaos cord, tie to top of ladder, loosen.
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Sep 17, 2003, 03:01 PM | |
You finally reach the top after about forty minutes. At the middle of Upper Placespot, the lawyer is already waiting for you. "BWHAHAHAHHAAHA," he says, "HAHA! My ugly green ferret thing!" He proceeds to stuff Fawriel uncerimoniously into a large black trash bag, then begins running off to where you assume his invisible plane is. Oh no. Do what?
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Sep 17, 2003, 04:33 PM | |
On second thought, don't. He won fair and square, and is entitled to Faw, for what good he may do him. But insist he take the rest of you along, too. |
Sep 17, 2003, 04:52 PM | |
Aww! Stupid V-chip. Come here *holds a screwdriver* you got a chip in your brain...
Analyze: Lawyerpieces: Check for camera Analyze: Planepieces: check for robot parts Analyze: Benchpieces (I like the word "Analyze" because it contains a fun word. FIND THE WORD!)
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Sep 17, 2003, 04:56 PM | |
Lawyerpieces: My V-Chip has removed this sentence. But you did find Webcam!
Planepieces/Benchpieces/Lawyerpieces: Nothing more than scrapmetal/lawyer. Therefore, all three are automatically added to what is now the Thirdeighteennoteflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalf ourseatsestrudelire. Invintory: -Wings -Thirdeighteennoteflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalf ourseatsestrudelire -Chaos Grapes (2) -6 Noberries -$14 -Pandora's Car Keys (2) -LED -Crystal -Chaos Oil -Chaos Cord -Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock) -Infinite's BETTER Map -Treepieces -Bookmark of Eternity -Pandora's Shoe -Xion -Lacrosse Stick of Doom -Webcam |
Sep 17, 2003, 05:03 PM | |
You manage to attach the webcam to Xion. No, we aren't giving him an internet connection. The gremlin's computer has arrived, but the monitor, keyboard, and mouse are still being shipped from Japan. They say you can borrow the speakers if you bring them back someday. Speakers have also been attached to Xion.
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Sep 17, 2003, 05:04 PM | |
I'd be going soon, so here's a final idea
Remove all the lawyer pieces from the Long name thingy (what I'm going to call it from now) and also remove the tire. put these items in inventory. Try eating the lawyer pieces: If he could warp, maybe eating his parts would help absorb his powers. And can I get an idea of the current year it is? The pioneer Project didn't start until around the fifth millenia, where the planet was on it's last legs and a worldwide evacuation was called. That's the pioneer project. Here's the idea: After Xion got nailed by the ship in the dock, perhaps his harddrive (which I possibly think holds all memories and compressed photon items) went into space, hit a wormhole, and warped into the current (uberbob's) time. Either that, or the people can not only warp through space, but also through time. O.O
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Sep 17, 2003, 05:09 PM | |
I think the tire and stuff are permanently installed.
Xion: Earth and Carrotus are two different planets. Not that there's any reason to think this is Carrotus, but there's no reason to assume it's Earth, either. And I still don't like the idea of killing someone just because they won a race against you. Take Uberbob's wings. Throw Uberbob off the edge of Upper Placespot. |
Sep 17, 2003, 05:26 PM | |
Don't worry, Unknown. He was just a lawyer. And yes, everything in that (longname) item is permanent. Your invintory would be huge without that.
Xion, what more do I have to do to get you to stop talking about PSO? |
Sep 17, 2003, 06:21 PM | |
Check inventory
Take 14$ and dunk them into chaos oil. Add planepeices to the combo. Get Araches to stuff that down Uberbob's throat or something.
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