Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

Radium · Mar 20, 2004, 07:17 AM

You have returned to the Junkyard. Piles of outdated machinery pointlessly sit in the middle of the forest.

Xion · Mar 20, 2004, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radium

UR even gave you a map.

Strange, I didn't see a map.

Oh my, a page. MINE.

*claims page in the name of Nansen*

Sciz CT · Mar 20, 2004, 10:24 AM

On page 122, fiend.

Xion · Mar 20, 2004, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scizor CT

On page 122, fiend.

Thanks for the 404.

Risp_old · Mar 20, 2004, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xion

Thanks for the 404.

What 404? That link works for me.

Xion · Mar 20, 2004, 10:38 AM

>_< It didn't work at the time I tried it.

Xion · Mar 20, 2004, 10:40 AM

I'm taking a guess here...

East, East, East, North, North, East.

Save Game

Strike: Ropes of Rope Bridge

Lem_Gambino · Mar 20, 2004, 12:16 PM

Methinks that isn't a good idea.

Radium · Mar 20, 2004, 06:07 PM

You forgot one north. I'll add it for you.

You return to the bridge and strike the ropes. The bridge collapses into the chasm and vanishes beneath the water. Game saved.

Lem_Gambino · Mar 20, 2004, 06:15 PM

I TOLD YOU THAT WASN'T A GOOD IDEA!!! *maims Xion and Radium*
Son of a...ugh.

Exit game.
Uninstall games.
Reformat hard drive.
Reinstall games.
Start game.

Sorry about that, but it had to be done. >=( <--- fire in eyes

Violet CLM · Mar 20, 2004, 06:16 PM

This all seems strangely familiar...

Radium · Mar 20, 2004, 06:47 PM

Format your own HD.

Risp_old · Mar 20, 2004, 06:49 PM

Done and done.

Radium · Mar 20, 2004, 06:51 PM

Dang. Always wondered what would happen if someone listened to me.

Anyway, no, you aren't allowed to restart. Otherwise you'd never get anywhere.

Violet CLM · Mar 20, 2004, 07:09 PM

Plus poor Radium would get very bored while you did the same things ALL OVER AGAIN.

What remains of the bridge?

Blackraptor · Mar 20, 2004, 07:13 PM

Either way, Radifoo said there'd be some puzzle to get into the citadel/castle/fortress/thing, so I highly doubt the bridge was the right way in (Im assuming the citadel/castle/fortress/thing is across the bridge)

Radium · Mar 20, 2004, 07:55 PM

There remains nothing. D=.

Violet CLM · Mar 20, 2004, 07:56 PM

L33tz4n: Summon MSN Butterfly guy.
Mug MSN Butterfly guy for his wings.

Lem_Gambino · Mar 20, 2004, 10:35 PM

I don't think we'll be able to get across the ledge just by flying...
Set Up Ballista.

Risp_old · Mar 21, 2004, 04:24 AM

If that does not work we can always ask Einstein.

Radium · Mar 21, 2004, 05:56 AM

You summon the MSN guy, take his wings, and kick him off the cliff.

Risp_old · Mar 21, 2004, 06:02 AM

Are his wings strong enough to allow Uberbob to fly?

Radium · Mar 21, 2004, 06:04 AM

Short distances. And people will laugh at you.

Risp_old · Mar 21, 2004, 06:07 AM

How far is it to the other side?

Radium · Mar 21, 2004, 06:15 AM

You could probably make it.

Risp_old · Mar 21, 2004, 06:15 AM

Save.

Fly over to other side.

Xion · Mar 21, 2004, 09:34 AM

...Foolish Radium... Why can't he follow simple ordering instructions?

Radium · Mar 21, 2004, 09:53 AM

Yes, why can't he.

You save and fly over. Unfortunately, Unfooruman's snipers shoot you down. What, did you think he was one of those evil guys with swimsuit girls and mindless thugs as guards? Game Loaded.

Xion · Mar 21, 2004, 10:05 AM

Attempt to dodge sniper shots as you gilde over this time.

Radium · Mar 21, 2004, 10:18 AM

Who do you think you are, Neo?

Sciz CT · Mar 21, 2004, 10:36 AM

Araches: Cast: Haste: Uberbob
Uberbob: Cast: Stoneskin: Uberbob
Uberbob: Fly over the chasm.

Radium · Mar 21, 2004, 11:02 AM

You still die. Game loaded.

Xion · Mar 21, 2004, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radium

Who do you think you are, Neo?

To be honest, yes.

Lem_Gambino · Mar 21, 2004, 11:10 AM

Look across the chasm.
Go: West, South twice, West four times.
Look inside wagon.

Violet CLM · Mar 21, 2004, 11:38 AM

Fly across chasm, using Bookmark of Eternity to stop shots.

Radium · Mar 21, 2004, 02:42 PM

You forgot one south, but you return to the wagon. It's still very much a wagon. Feel the wagony.

Ekardnamal · Mar 21, 2004, 03:04 PM

Go: South, east, south, east, south

Radium · Mar 21, 2004, 03:24 PM

You're mirrored.

Ekardnamal · Mar 21, 2004, 04:23 PM

Mirrored?

Xion · Mar 21, 2004, 05:17 PM

Means "GO THE OTHER WAY IDIOT"

Radium JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,275 Mar 20, 2004, 07:17 AM #4961
You have returned to the Junkyard. Piles of outdated machinery pointlessly sit in the middle of the forest.

Sciz CT JCF Member Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 198 Mar 20, 2004, 10:24 AM #4963
On page 122, fiend.

Xion JCF Veteran Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,091 Mar 20, 2004, 10:38 AM #4966
>_< It didn't work at the time I tried it. __________________

Lem_Gambino JCF Member Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,527 Mar 20, 2004, 12:16 PM #4968
Methinks that isn't a good idea. __________________ This space for rent.

Violet CLM JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 10,993 Mar 20, 2004, 06:16 PM #4971
This all seems strangely familiar...

Risp_old JCF Member Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 3,992 Mar 20, 2004, 06:49 PM #4973
Done and done. __________________ <img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Ashton_JX/the_web/stupid_prize.gif" border="0" alt="The rodent thingy wasn't worthy."> I would not want anyone having sex with my cocktail. ~ Radium

Blackraptor JCF Member Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,702 Mar 20, 2004, 07:13 PM #4976
Either way, Radifoo said there'd be some puzzle to get into the citadel/castle/fortress/thing, so I highly doubt the bridge was the right way in (Im assuming the citadel/castle/fortress/thing is across the bridge) __________________ Fear cuts deeper than swords

Risp_old JCF Member Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 3,992 Mar 21, 2004, 06:07 AM #4984
How far is it to the other side? __________________ <img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Ashton_JX/the_web/stupid_prize.gif" border="0" alt="The rodent thingy wasn't worthy."> I would not want anyone having sex with my cocktail. ~ Radium

Risp_old JCF Member Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 3,992 Mar 21, 2004, 06:15 AM #4986
Save. Fly over to other side. __________________ <img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Ashton_JX/the_web/stupid_prize.gif" border="0" alt="The rodent thingy wasn't worthy."> I would not want anyone having sex with my cocktail. ~ Radium

Ekardnamal JCF Member Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 264 Mar 21, 2004, 03:04 PM #4997
Go: South, east, south, east, south __________________ Ooh, shiny link... Must click it...

Ekardnamal JCF Member Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 264 Mar 21, 2004, 04:23 PM #4999
Mirrored? __________________ Ooh, shiny link... Must click it...

Xion JCF Veteran Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,091 Mar 21, 2004, 05:17 PM #5000
Means "GO THE OTHER WAY IDIOT" __________________

Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

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