You glance around. "Hey, Faw! Where are you?" you yell in no particular direction. L33tz4n wakes up, glances around, and falls back asleep. Fawriel does not respond.

You haven't found very many summoning spells at all here.

Check: door

Control:Xion
Claim:Page
Use:Page:Slit Radium's Throat

The door is locked. Fawriel is nowhere to be found.

Intentory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Leprechaun Foot
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Zodiac, Evil Doll
-Ballista
-Gem
-Spring
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)

Use gem as screw.

Ask everyone where Faw went, including the door.

"Where's Faw?" you ask anyone who knows.
Shuriken looks up from the book and scans the room. "I'm not sure. When did he dissapear?"

The gem is too gem shaped to fit as a screw.

"Sometime during the night. I was mostly paying attention to the books."

Is the knife screw shaped?

The knife is too wide.

Search for Faw

The room is tiny and round. There isn't anywhere to search.

Let out Zodiac to look for Faw. Can someone tell me what Sear predicted that didn't happen yet?

Say: "Faw, if you've been turned invisible, say 'yes'."

Search: Floor

What does the Thirdnotestrudel look like?

"Faw, if you've been turned invisible, say 'yes'," you shout. No reply. You release Zodiac who reluctantly goes to look for faw behind books and stuff.

Threaten Zodiac with Pearldiver's knife to look harder.

Zodiac looks harder.

Examine: Door

The door is made from only the most magically-immune wood. It's brown and has a lock.

Control: L33tz4n
Action: Ask Araches why she's being so pessimistic

Say: Door: "Yo momma was a coffee table!"

"Why are you being so pessimistic?" L33tz4n asks Araches.
"Because we're trapped in a room and all going to die," she replies. L33tz4n thinks a moment and nods in agreement.

The door does not speak english.

Can the door talk/hear us? If so, politely ask door to open.

Control: L33tz4n
Say: We might not all die if we can find a way to open this door... And if we ARE going to die, let's at least die happy.

Or...

Control: Uberbob
Action: Give a long and insparational speech, including a story about people trapped in a room like this and how they got out.

Look in all books that have spells relating to metal shaping.

Good idea... =D

Has Zodiac found Faw yet?

Too many "or"s and "good idea"s. What is your final decision?

Do everything

O_o Is that legal?

Wait... Let me rephrase that:

Control: L33tz4n
Say: We might not all die if we can find a way to open this door... And if we ARE going to die, let's at least die happy.

Control: Uberbob
Action: Give a long and insparational speech, including a story about people trapped in a room like this and how they got out.

Look for all books on metal shaping, and see if Zodiac has found Faw yet.

"We might not all die if we can find a way to open this door... And if we ARE going to die, let's at least die happy," L33tz4n says to Araches.

You proceed to give an inspirational speech about how other people trapped in rooms like this got out. You don't actually know any stories about how people got out of a room like this, so you make something up. You think it's rather good sounding, but your party's blank stare suggests otherwise.

The only metal melting spell you can find is "Melt Screwdriver". Zodiac has not found Faw yet.

What about that time we were in a cage in Wafflelord's mind?

Run around poking random party members' foreheads.

I said metal SHAPING, not metal MELTING.
Ask: Fooruman: "Do you have a screwdriver on hand?"
Check Inventory.
Check Spells

No shaping spells either. Nobody has a screwdriver. Inventory has not changed since last check.

Uberbob(Move:2) Spells: Stoneskin, Enchant Weapon, Randomtacklemanashackle, Glitch
L33tz4n(Move:2) Spells: Summon Soap, Summon Water Elem, Summon Mythslayer, Summon Enchantresphere, Summon Einstein, Hypnotize, Hypnotism Ward, Glitch, Summon Rusty Iron Bat
Fooruman(Move:1) Spells: Sulfur Ward, Damage Wooden Surface, Disable All Paper Springs, Irish Ward, Melt Rubber, Melt Screwdriver, Invert Lense Color
Shuriken(Move:4) Spells: Haste
Araches(Move:2) Spells: Haste, Bloodlust, Magic Dart, Life Drain, Shadow Ring

Does Blackraptor wear glasses?

Cast: Glitch: Door.

Is the door rabid?

The door is immune to magic. Not rabid, though.

Can the Water Elemental sense when there is water around?

*hits head on keyboard* We must be missing something here...
Say: "Faw, if you're invisible and can't speak, knock on the door."
Move the bomb next to the door.
Move everyone else as faraway from the bomb as possible.
Take one of the Ballista Spears and throw it at the bomb.
If that doesn't work, try Glitching the bomb.